The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, July 03, 1891, Image 3
8m.-.4 at- I -- - fMBfBhiimB ifryt' I LN freedom's land s bone did rear Stanch Puritan and cavalier; Upon Atlantic'! ah ore tber cast Their lot In life and anchored fast; The yoke of toll the fathers wore. The children's children gladly Dors For love of thee. Fair country, free From mountain top to boundless nea America! America! With loyal hearts and courajre strong They fought the rising tyrant, vrrong, And freely their red life blood gave. The nation's future good to have. How brightly Indnpendencj day aVeets us through them with banners cay, And clangs Us bell, The note to tell Of Mkerty we loc m well America! America! For aye shall fond respect be dons Onto oar noble Washington And tboe brave souls that shared with him The musket smoke and cannon din. Trath, freedom, honor, glory, might. They wrote upon thj banner bright That waved or them. Fair, Rtnrry gem. Our country's tnutchless diadem America! America! Strong union! whoe might overcame 0iKiIng loot of noble fame. And on whose fuce intestine war Could trace no laitlng mark or scar. We che-r thee and thy glories great Of valiant navy and of state; While blue and gray Proudly oley Thy powerful and upright sway America t America! Firm union ! where sweet peace abides In valleys green, on broad hillKidct; Where gallant son anjl daughter fair Guard thy renown with trnderest care, We hail thy future from the past. Where shadows ctme but rould not last, And with warm zeal To God uppcal For thy Micrctts and lasting weal America! Americi! Grace W. Haight, lu GroJ Housekeeping. OiNE DAY LATE. A Magnificent Joko, and How It Ended. fafy fEjMjIQ ELL-TALE!' i m noinieii t a 1 c,v and lieth'h eyes fi 1 1 e d with tears. "1 only said when grandpa asked me that I sew you boys in the pasture. I did not know that 3ou let the calf out and it broke its leg. You must not say I did." "Let her alone, Jamie," said Will, with a supe rior air, "you cam't expect much from girls, anywaj. I thinK it is a great fuss to make about a calf's leg when it lias three more left to walk on." iie has spoiled our Fourth," growled .lamie, "when grandpa hnd promised to take us to town. I sup-Ms-u will go just the same. What does a girl know about the Fourth, scared at the least bit of noise? Grand pa ought not to take her, just in his busy time, too." "You would not be so thoughtful about his busy time if you should have un invitation," laughed Will. "Come on. let's go to the creek for minnows." "May 1 go?" begged lleth. "I want some minnows for my pond." "No," said Will, shortly, "we have hnd all we want of girls." Ileth wandered disconsolately to the end of the porch where Jerry sat dos ing a brood of downy chickens w ith cornmcal and cayenne pepper for the pips, and sitting down by him picked up one of the chicks, holding it close to her cheek, uud the great tear that dropped on him made the little fellow think that a sudden shower had come up. and he peeped loudly to tell the others to run in out of the rain. Meanwhile, Jamie and Will turned their steps to the creek, half ashamed of being so cross with lleth, but they were very sore at the idea of their care lessness having lost them the expected trip to town on the Fourth, and must vent it on some one, and lleth was the only one on whom they could. As they passed the milk house they saw their grandmother busy among her milk pans, and overheard a few words of her conversation with grandpa, who had stopped for a glass of milk. "It is a pity, father, that the Fourth does not come on Saturday this year, then you could take in the butter at the same time and save an extra trip this busy season." "It does." replied Mr. Downs; "that's w hat 1 calculated on when I told Heth 1 would take her." "You surely are mistaken," and grandma raised her voice a trifle higher. "Well. well, mother, wo won't quar rel; the almanac will settle it." The boys passed on, but what they had heard wakened a train of thought. "It would be a monstrous good joke if grandpa should get hold of the wropg almanac and miss the day. I wonder how IJeth would feel getting into town WjtM Ik I &-W1AHV i ii vj.i. .. d- k-m'Ff ,J vSS SSf'f 'fS.-t t ,,! "'i'i T" i- tl. "SHE HAS SPOILED OCR FOURTH. - Aar nftr the show," and Will rolled over nnd over on the grass at the thougVof Keth's disappointment. "It Jjkuldn't be much trouble to slip an clflrfcnanac in the place of the new one; there is a pile of them in the gar ret, and ten to one grandpa would never know the difference," said Jamie. The plan was so brilliant a one that the seining for minnows seemed very tame, and the boys dropped their net and ran back to the house, consulting z they ran. A hurried search for an almanac to tuit their purpose, and as quickly dpwn stairsgan, for it was nearly time for the men to be in to dinner. There was zio en- in the large, uiry kitchen, and it !rnlr lut i minute to transfer the old abnaiiac to the nail by the door, ssSaaaT v . v Vv Oi tt&hk the new one had so lately swnnjf to and fro. The boys' hearts beat quickly when they went in to dinner and found grandpa studying the almanac. "It is just as I said, mother," running his finger down the page, "the FoHrth comes on Saturday; you certainly can not dispute the almanac; who ever knew it to be wrong?" Will and Jamie bent low over their plates, while grandma brought forth proof after proof to show that the Fourth was on Thursday last year, and consequently must be on Friday now, as it was not leap year. Grandpa lis tened with a good-natured smile. "Well, mother, I have followed the almanac for fifty years, and I guess I will abide by it now." Saturday morning came clear and bright, and lleth, in her fresh white dress and broad-brimmed hat, stood waiting for Jerry to bring around the old chaise which had been in use thirty years, or more. Will and Jamie could afford to le pleasant after the magnificent joke they had played on her. "Don't scream when the firecrackers go off. Ileth, for people will think yon never saw any before." "Tell us all alnrnt everything, lleth, and be sure to bring us a red balloon." "Oh, don't forget some peanuts," begged Will, "it will be the only Fourth we will have." "I wish you would go, the Fourth is more for boys than for girls" began Df.vOoods &cGo'I "WHY, OLD MAN, YOU AllE A DAY TOO J-ATK!" Ileth, but Jamie interrupted her: "You can tell us all you saw, and that will lj fun for ns," and he gave Will a nudge. Beth and grandpa rode off in the high old chaise, lleth with her pockets filled with ginger-snaps, while under the seat was a well-filled lunch-basket She ssing little songs of happiness to the nodding clover and daisies along the road as they passed, for a day in town only came once in a long time, and be sides, this was the Fourth of July, when all nice things happened. They lived far from neighbors, and the out side world seemed very wonderful to her, so she was glad when the long drive came to an end. and the streets of the village appeared. But wliMt a deserted look they had! Tired and sleepy as though after a da of pleasure the whole town had taken a resting-spclL Along the road were scattered burnt firecrackers and empty paper bags. "It's dreadful quiet for Fourth of July, isn't it, grandpa?" and Beth looked very anxious. Mr. Downs drew in old Whiteface, and called to a man in a store: "Where does the celebration taut place?" The man laughed. "Why, old man, you are a day too late for the Fourth, we had all that yesterday. Where have you been, anyway?" lleth gave a little gasp and her yel low curls mingled with grandpa's white ones as she sobbed on his shoulder. "The almanac said so," he repeated over and over, "I never knew it to be wrong before There, little girl, we'll do something else just as nice, we'll go " then, as his eye caught a flaming poster of a lion and au elephant in a deadly conflict, "yes, we'll go on to Paxton and see the menagerie, it shows there to-day; that will be a great deal better than a lot of noisy firecrackers." lleth dried her tears. "Oh, how splendid! I wish Will and Jamie were here. We never any of us saw a really, truly lion in our lives." Old Whiteface was put into a stable for the day, and grandpa and lleth boarded a train for Paxton What a wonderful, never-to-be-forgotten day it was for her. The crowds of jwople, the band of music, and. cage after cage of new and strange animals. She clung close to grandpa when the lion shook his yellow mane and gave a frightful roar, and when the elephant waved his long trunk high in the air, and clapped her bunds with delight at the antics of the monkeys. "It would be just perfect if the boys were here. I am so glad, grandpa, that we lost the Fourth!" Will and Jamie spent a restless day. An uneasy conscience is never a com fortable companion, and their magnifi cent joke looked almost like a false hood to them, and to do anything to make their little sister shed tears was not manly, look at it in any light thej might. They had to watch their chance to replace the almanac, and their laugh at the thought of how mystified grand pa would be when he came to consult it again was a faint one. They were at the gate, one on each post, to watch for old Whiteface, and when she was seen swinging up the road they called out: "Tell ns all about it, Beth. Did yon scream at the firecrackers? Where are the peanuts? D!d you see all the cele bration?" The fun of their joke had all re turned, and they kicked their heels with delight. "I didn't see any firecrackers," an swered Beth, "but. boys, the lion was tplendid! I heard him roar, and the monkeys were so cunning!" Will and Jamie looked at cachother. What did she mean? Where was there any lion? "Wasn't it queer? The almanac trai wrong, and we lost the Fourth, so grandpa took me to Paxton to sec the animals. I wished every minute you were there, it was so splendid!" The boys climbed slowly down from the post and went into the house. This was something they had not expected. Beth had seen what they bad wanted to see all their lives a real lion, and heard it roar! This was the result of their joke. There was not even a smile when grandpa walked straight to the almanac and took it down, ex amining it with a puzzled face. Their punishment seemed greater than they could bear. It was a qniet family that evening grandpa, deep in thought, trying to solve the unaccountable behavior of his faithful almanac; Beth, tired and happy, aad the boys mute with sur prise at the ending of their magnificent joke. Louise Thrush Brooks, in Chica go Standard. Why He Felt a. Bobby I shot a bird with ray toy pistol. Little Johnny That's nothing. Last Foarth I shot ray arm fall of slugs. Jadge. v taif Ha If la love t or oar wastry yea share Aad The star-spaagled bsaaer are versed To wtu sassr, wasa the hsterstlaair" Tm a satis ! air tsai tewstla. TO YOUNG MEN. Me Appaal to Toon Men By Her. T. DeWltt Talmaffs. TTaa Wage of Ma Kear Had Chrtet Always Kaaatr te Kaeat- taa KataraJaft- FrtfefsV - gml Tfc Dstsger a Delays Ctasael Paraoa. Is a late sermon at Brooklyn Her. T. DeWitt Talmage especially appealed to young men. His subject was "The Homesick Soul' and his text was from the "Parable of the Prodigal Son," Luke xv. 18: "I will arise aad go to my father." Dr. Talmage said: There is nothing like hunger to take the energy out of a man. A hungry man can toil neither with pen nor haad nor foot. There has been many an array defeated not so much for lack of araraa nition as for lack of bread. It was that fact that took the fire out of this yoang man of the text. Storm and exposure will wear out any man's life in time, but hunger makes quick work. The most awful cry ever heard on earth is the cry for bread. A traveler tells us that in Asia Minor there are trees which bear fruit looking very much like the long bean of our time. It is called tho carab. Once in a while the people reduced to destitution would eat these carabs, but generally the carabs, the beans spoken of here in the text, were thrown only to the swine and they crunched them with great avidity. But this young man of my text could not even get them without stealing them. So one day amid the swine troughs he began to soliloquize. Me says. "These are no clothes for a rich man's son to wear; this is no kind of a business for a Jew to be engaged in feeding swine; I'll go home, I'll go home; I will arise and go to my father." I know there are a great many people who try to throw a fascination, a ro mance, a halo about sin; but notwith standing all that Lord Byron and George Sand have said in regard to it, it is a mean, low, contemptible busi ness, and putting food and fodder into the troughs of a herd of iniquities that root and wallow in the soul of man is a very poor business for men and wo men intended to be sons and daughters of the Lord Almighty. And when this young man resolved to go home it was a very wise thing for him to do, and the only question is whether we will follow him. Satan promises large wages if we will serve him; but he clothes his vic tims in rags, and he pinches them with hunger, and whtJ they start out to do better he sets after them all the blood hounds of perdition. In the time oi Mary, the persecutor, a persecutor came to a Christian wo man w ho had hidden in her house for the Lord's sake one of Girist's servants, and the persecutor said: "Where is that heretic?" The Christian woman said: "You open that trunk and you will see the heretic." The persecutor opened the trunk, and on the top of the linen of the trunk he saw n glass. He said: "There is no heretic here." "Ah," she said, "you look in tho glass and you will sec the heretic!" As I take up the mirror of God's work to-day, would that instead of seeing the prodigal son of the text, we might see ourselves our want, our wandering, our sin, our lost condition, so that wc might be as wise as this young man was and say: "I will arise and go to my father." The resolution of this text was formed in disgust at his present circumstances. If this young man had been by his em ployer set to culturing flowers, or train ing vines over an arbor, or keeping ac count of the pork market, or overseeing other laborers, he would not have thought of going home. If he had had his pockets full of money; if ho had been able to sny: "I have a thousand dollars now of my own; what's the use of my going back to my father's house? Do you think I am going back to apolo gize to the old man?" Ah! it was his beggary. He had to go home. Some man comes and says to me: "Why do you talk about the ruined state of the human soul? Why don't you speak about the progress of the nine teenth century, and talk of something more exhilarating?" It is for this reason: A man never wants the gospel until he realizes he is in a famine struck state. Suppose I should come to you in your home and you are in good, sound, robust health, and I should begin to talk about medicines, and about how much better this medicine than that, and talk about 'this physician and that physician. After awhile you would get tired, and yon would say: "I don't want to hear about medicines. Why do you talk to roe of physicians? I never have a doctor." But suppose I come into your house and I find you severely sick and I know the medicines that will cure you and I know the physician who is skillful enough to meet your case. You say: "Bring on that medicine, bring on that physician. I am terribly sick and 1 want help." If I came to yoa and you feel you are all right in body, and all right in mind, and all right in soul, you have need of nothing; but suppose I have persuaded yon that the leprosy of sin is upon yon, the worst of all sickness. O! then you say: "Bring me that balm of the gospel, bring me that divine medicament, bring me Jesus Christ." "But," says some one in the audience, "how do you prove that we are in a ruined condition of sin?" Well, I can prove it in two ways and you may have your choice ' I can prove it cither by the statements of men or br the state ment of God. Which shall" it be? Yon all say: "Let ns have the statement of God." Well, he says in one place: "The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked." He says in another place: "What is man that he should be clean, and he which is born of a woman that he should be righteous?" He says in another place: "There is none that doth good; no, not one." He says in another place: "As by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned." "Well," yon say, "I am willing to acknowledge that, but why should I take the parjiea lar rescae that yoa propose?" This k the reason: "Except a aaa be born agam he cannot see the. Idagdosa of God." This b the reason: "There is no name given nnder heaven men whereby they may be saved." Then there are thousands of voices here ready to say: "Well, I ass ready to accept the help of the gospel; I would like to have this divine care; how shall I go te work?" Let sae say that a mere whim, aa undefined loagiag araouBts to nothing. Yoa mast have a stoat, treaseadoBS resolatioa like this young saa of the text whea he said: ''I will arise aad go to say father. Whea Napoleoa talked of goiag iate Ita.y they said: "Yoa caaH get Acre; if yoa knew what the Alps were job wouldn't talk aboat or thiak of it; yoa cant get jpBrAssaiaaitkm wagons arer the Alps.' Then Napoleon rose im hk stumps aad waviag hk haad toward the atoaataiaa, he said: "There shall he ao Alps." That woaderfal pass was laid oat which has heea the woader- tof all the years dersseat of all Aad yoa tell ate there are sach tweea yoar seal of siahe- God, there kae aaercy. Taea 1 haad toward the Bar "IwillaBBl aee cansswsnagaati of thy sia aad the hills of thy iaiqmHy." There shall he ao Pyrenees; there shall be ao Alps. Again, I notice that this resolatioa of the young mac of the text was founded la sorrow at hk misbehavior. It was aot mere physical plight It was grief that be had so maltreated hk father. It k a sail thiag after a father has done everything for a child, to have that child arajrateinL 'How harprr taaa a aerBcat's tooth, tt U, To have a tbanktcxa child. That is Shakespeare. "A foolish aoa k the heaviness of hk mother." That k the Bible. Well, my friends, have not some of as been .creel prodigals? Have we not maltreated oar Father? And such a father! So loving, so kind. If He had been a stranger, if He had forsaken as, if He had flagellated as, if He had pounded ns aad turned as ont of doors oa the common, it weald aot hare been so woaderfal oar treatment of him; but He k a father so loving, so kind, and yet how many of ns for oar wan derings hare never apologized. We apologize for wrongs done to our fel lows, but some of ns perhaps hare committed ten thousand times tea thousand wrongs against God and never apologized. I remark still further that thk reso lution of the text was founded in a feel ing of homesickness. I don't know how long thk young man, how many months, how many years he had been away from hk father's house, but there k something in the reading of my text that makes me think he was homesick. We read nothing in this story thk parable founded on everyday life we read nothing about the mother. It says nothing about going home to her. I think she was dead. I think she had died of a broken heart at hk wander ings. A man never gets over having lost hk mother. Nothing said about her here. But be Is homesick for his father's house. He thought he would just like to go and walk around the old place. He thought he would just like to go and see if things were as they used to be. A sailor, after having been long on the sea, returned to his father's house, and hk mother tried to persuade him not to go away again. She said: "Now yon bad better stay at home; don't go away; we don't want you to go; you will have it a great deal better here." But it made him angry. The night be fore he went away again to sea he heard his mother praying in the next room and that made him more angry. He went far out on the sea and a storm came up and he was ordered to very perilous duty, and he ran up the ratlines and amid the shrouds of the ship he heard the voice that he had heard in the next room. Jle tried to whistle it off, he tried to rally hk courage, but be could not silence that voice he had heard in the next room, and there in the storm and the darkness he said: "O Lord! what a wretch I have been: what a wretch I urn. Help me just now, Lord God." But I remark concerning thU resolu tion, it was immediately put into exe cution. The context says: "He arose and came to his father." If I resolve to become a Christian next year that amounts to nothing at all. If I resolve to become a Christian to-morrow, that amounts to nothing at all. The only kind of rcesolution that amounts to anything Is the resolution that k im mediately put into execution. There is a man who had the typhoid fever. He said: "Oh! if I could got over this terrible distress! if this fever should depart; if I could be restored to health, I would all the rest of my life serve God." The fever departed. He got well enough to walk around the block. He got well enough to go over to New York and attend to business. He is well to-day as well as he ever was. Where is the broken vow? There k a man who said long ago: "If I could live until the year 1S91, by that time I will have my business matters arranged, nnd I will have time to attend to religion, and I will be a good, thor ough, consecrated Chrktian." The year 189t has come, January, February, March, April, May, June almost half of the year gone. Where is your broken vow? "O!" says some man, "I'll attend to that when I can get my char acter fixed up; when I can get over my evil habits; I am now given to strong drink." Do yon know there were many who came just as near as you are to thej kingdom of God and never entered it? I was at East Hampton and I went into the cemetery to look around, and in that cemetery there are twelve graves side by side the graves of soldiers. Thk crew, some years ago, in a ship went into the breakers at A magan.se tt, about three miles away. My brother, then preaching at East Hampton, had been at the burial. These men of the crew came very near being saved. The people from Ami gansctt saw the vessel, and they shot rockets, and they sent ropes from the shore, and these poor fellows got Into tho boat and they pulled mightily for the shore, but just before they got to the shore the rope snapped and the boat capsized and they were lost, their bodies afterward washed np to the beach. There are some men who come almost to the shore of God's mercy, but not quite. To be only almost saved is not to be saved at alL In England two young men started from their father's honso and went to Portsmouth. The father could not pur sue hk children; for some reason he could not leave home, and so he wrote a letter down to Mr. Griffin, saying: "Mr. Griffin, I wish yoa woald go and see my two sons. They have arrived in Portsmouth and they are going to take ship, and going away from home. I wkh yoa would persuade them back." Mr. Griffin went and he tried to per suade them back. He persuaded one to go. He went with very easy persuasion because he was very homesick already. The other yoaag man said: "I will not go. I have had enough of home. I'll never go home" "Well," said Mr. Grif fin, 'then if yoa won't go home, I'll get yon a respectable position on a respect able ship." "No, yon wonX" said the prodigal "No you won't, I am going as a common sailor; that will plague my father most, aad what will do most to tantalize and worry him will please me best" Years passed oa aad Mr. Grill was seated in hk stady one day whea a message came to him that a yoang man ia iroas oa ship at the dock a yoaag maa condemned to death who wkhed to see thk cergyaaaa. Mr. Griffin went dowa to the dock aad went oa shipboard. The yoaag maa said to him: "Yoa doat know ate, do yoaT "No," he said, "I doat kaw yoa. "Why, deat yea remember thai yaaag maa yoa tried to persaade to go home aad he wouldn't go?" "O! yea," aaki Mr. Grima. "are voa thai maa?" "Yes, I am that maa," said the ether. "I woald like to have yoa pray far ate. 1 have committed marderaad I mast dan bat I doa't want to go eat of thk world aatil same one pravs for me. Toa are my father's friead aad I weald like to have yoa pray far me." - Mr. Grima weat from jadicml ae thoritr to jadieial aathertty to get the night bot day. He weat from ianaea stal person to iaaaeatml perse, aatfl way ae go sea jnaag maa s he arrived oe the doek with the ahe father seme H had heard lag to be pat to death. So Mr. Grima aad the father went en ship's deck aad at the very moment Mr. Griffin offered the pardoa to the yoaag maa the old father threw hk arm aroaed the soa'a seek aad the soa said: "Fath er, I have doae rerj wrong and I am very sorry; I wkh I had never brokca your heart. I am very sorry." "Or said the father, "don't mention It; it don't make any difference now. It is all over. I forgive yoa, my son." and he kissed him and kiaaed him and kksed him. To-day I offer you the pardon of the gospel full pardon, free pardon. I do not care what your sin has been. Though you say you hare committed a crime against Gixl against your own souL against your fellow man, against your family, against the day of judg ment, against the cross of Christ whatever your crime has been, here k pardon, full pardon, and the very mo ment that you take that pardon your Heavenly Father throws Hk arms about you and says: "My son, I for give you. It k all right. You are as much in my favor now as if you had never sinned." 0, there k aj on earth and joy in Heaven. Who will take tha Father's embrace? There was a gentleman in a rail ear who saw in that same car three passen gers of very different circumstances The first was a maniac. Ha was care fully guarded by hk attendants; his mind, like a ship dismasted, was beat ing against a dark, desolate coast, from which no help could come. The train stopped and the man was taken out in to the asylum, to w aste away, perhaps, through years of gloom. The second passenger was a culprit. The outraged law had seized on him. As the car jolted the chain rattled. On hk face were crime, depravity and despair. The train halted, and he was taken out to the penitentiary, to which he had beca condemned. There was a third passen ger, under far different circumstances. She was a bride. Every hour was gay as a marriage belL Life glittered and beckoned. Her companion was tak ing her to his father's house. The train halted. The old man was there to welcome her to her new home, and his white locks snowed down upon her and he sealed his word with a father's kiss. Quickly we fly toward eternity. We will soon be there. Some leave thk life condemned. 0. may it be with us, that, leaving thi fleeting life for the next, we may find our Father ready to greet us to our new home with Him forever. That will be a marriage ban quet! Father's welcome! Father's bosom! Father's kiss! Heaven! Heaveul A FROZEN WELL. An Iintance uf Cranil lleing- Kroxra fix Tbmtsanil feet Ileep. Even scientkts are not free from er plexities, and nature is constantly re vealing something to cause them study and doubt. Perhaps one of the most marked examples of thk is found ia the phenomenon presented by a well at Yakutsk. Siberia. As long ago as 182s a Russian merchant begun to siuk thk noted well, and, after working on it for three years, gave it up as a bad jol, having at that time sunk it to a depth of thirty feet without getting through the frozen ground. lie communicated these facts to the Russian Academy of Science, which sent men to take charge of the digging operations at the won derful wclL These scientific gentlemen toiled away at their work for several years, but abandoned it when a depth of eight hundred and eighty-two feet had been reached, with tho earth still frozen as hard as a rock. In IMIl the academy had the temperature of the soil at the sides of the well taken at various depths. From the data thus obtained they came to the itartllng conclusion that the ground was frosen to a depth exceeding six thousaud fssC Although it is known to meteorologkta that the lowest known temperature k in that region of Siberia, it is conceded that not even 4bat rigorous climate could force frost to such a great depth below the surface. After figuring on the subject for over a quarter of a cen tury, geologists have at last come to tho conclusion that the great frozen valley of the Lena river was deposited, frozen just as it is found to-day, during the great grinding-up era of the glacial epoch. Eight hundred and eighty-two feet of frozen soil might well stagger the scientific investigator, for it violates all the preconceived ideas of the condi tion and temperature of the interior of the earth. The conclusion reached Is probably the correct one, although the length of time it required to reach it leads to the impression that there may be some uncertainty about it yet. Manchester Union. THE BIRD LAUGHED. A Natural HUtorlan rrora Tezaa Telia a Nnake Mary. I had been hunting along the Llano river in Texas all the morning for wild turkeys without success, and finally threw myself down under an oak to rest Very shortly I saw a big rattler, and a large lump about half way down. I suspected was a small jack rabbit. The rabbit kicked now and then as thongh not enjoying the process of deglutition, but the snake slept on. A slight rustling at mj left caused me to turn and I saw the crested head and twinkling eyes of a chaperal cock peeping around a cactus leaf. Rattlers and chaperal cocks are enemies, as every plainsman knows, A vkion of the in fant chaperal cocks which had aflfed a living tomb in thk same snake'oWabt less flitted before the bird's eyes. After "making sure that hk foe slept, the bird picked up a dry cactus spine with hk bill, danced out on hk long legs and laid it down by the rattler. Then he; went back for another, and yet another, until he had built a regular wall of sharp spines around the dormant snake. When he had completed the work to hk satisfaction he went back to the cactus shrub and waited. By and by a last despairing kick of the rabbit caused the snake to rake ita head. It came in violent contact with one of the spines. It gave the spins one just for lack, and got pricked by another. Thk made the snake f arsons, aad it sent out right and left, wriggling and twisting and putting the whole ; weight of itself aad the jack rabbit lata its efforts. The chaperal cock got so excited that he casae boldly ont and danced aronad in high glee. Bat be saade no sonad. The snake anally got so irritated that it threw itself at full length on the spines, rolled aroand in agony, and then tamed its deadly fangs on itself aad died" That was evidently the hap piest BBoatent of the bird's life. lie danced and cackled aad laagaed. It was sach a contagions langa that I had to join in, when the bird vanished aad I was left alone with the dead snake. X. Y. Saa. AwfaHr MaaV "How did Charlie Blaaerear happen to propose to Edith Gaakleyr asked De Tosapkia at the dab. "Haven't yom heard? The pour fel low was np there one evening waea they were talking aboat aoase irk they kae w, aad he aH rashly that aha taetraeriac- "YesS" at nmg. aad that is haw at w Detroit Free W8T4SS rs. Hair. yea law r fBUUster's fills s-stt "TTn tat I tkiak kis sisto ETNA'S CRATEK. A Talraa Taat la Ceaataatty frrJa Cnaagaa. At last we stood oa a level, and the boiling vapor was seen seething np from a great rawalag pit at or feeU "Behold itT cried Sebastian, with a elate, bareheaded, to the mountain, aad I realised that I was tea thousand eight BBBdred feet above the sea. and ha as convenient a sitaatioa for a sensa tional ending a maa may fed any where in the world. Etna responded to Sebatlaa civilities with a tcrriae bellow, aad an out-throw of abe aad rocks that put me in much doabt of my ability to live through it- The stench of the aulphnr, too. was villainona, and though 1 adopted Sebastian' plan of binding a handkerchief over my month and nostril, it was all Hcoald do to draw one satisfactory breath ia ten. Add to thk that tb ground upon which we stood was composed of barnlag ashca aad hot mud, and it will be apparent that Etna's summit is not altogether fit for the daintily -shod toorkta who climb Vesuvius by the fuaicolare. nor an eay spot for the indulgence of poetical rhapsodic. Some say the crater of Etna U two miles round; others are aatkfied with half tlte eatimate. The trath k that both reckonings may be justified. At one time the crater Is two miles in cir cumference; at other time more or less. The volcano is so terribly active, that it k always revising and reshaping itself. The outcast of ah one week most of which folk back Into the crater obliquely, so as to form an inclined bank may be so prodigloua that the crater itself seems curtailed of a third of its area. But, perhaps, on the eighth day that part of the floor to srirak loosely of the crater which ha to sup Hrt thk growing weight of material gives way, and not only all the newly formed boundaries, but part of the original environing rim of thj cratr fall in, and so the circuit of the crater is enlarged. Tills process k always go ing on with greater or less rapidity. And the facj that It occurs so constant ly makes the traveler's measurements of so little permanent value that he may generally be counseled to apartj himself all trouble In the matter. Chamlen' Journal TAKING NO CHANCES. IIuw a Sfollirr Secure! tlrr llang-htar When shopping. A few days ago a lady presenting a rustic appearance walked into a large retail dry goods store. A little girl, presumably her daughter, followed her As soon us the door cloned on them the lady produced a strap, which was alout two feet In length. The piece of leather hadanooMouloihends. She then in a methodical manner fastened one nmw on the little girl's arm and the other on her owu, much to the astonishment of the salesmen. "Madam." asked one of the salesmen, wIioms curiosity had got the letter of him, "may I ask what your object is in securing your daugh ter with a strap?" Certainly." replied the woman. "About three months ag? my sister went to New York City with her child, and in looking In a store window tho child got lost. That made me frightened; so that ever since then when 1 come to the city and look into store windows or purchase anything 1 secure my daughter with this piece of leather. I don't intend to lose her if I can help it" She walked all around the store, purchasing artlclev dragging the willing child after her iu this fash ion. Philadelphia Press. "That was a line coat you made Ilustcr, Mr. Sniji. What did he pay for that?" "Nothing." replied Snip, sadly. "So?" said Ilinks. "I'll take two at the same price." THE GENERAL MARKETS. KANSAS CITY. .ur e 2 CATT1.K Shlppliiehteera . $ m 6 fit Ittitchcr' otters 3 74 a 4 71 .Vntivo row U w Ti (K;S Coo.) torlioke liravr 8 4 V MIIKAT No. I red . a to N. 2barU . ..... M M COUN N. 2 !- tm OATtv No. J , .. W Sfi KYE No.2 . .. . w fix KlJUl'll Patent, per ack . 2 IS u 1 21 Kaiiey 710 w 2 U HAY Ittlrd . Um luiB ULTTKIt-Cliolce creamrry 11 f 14 t'IIKKK-ru!l cream !? 10 Kt.CS Cbnlcc .... 12 w 12t 1JACUN llsms V IV MuiiilUcr A tt Slur . . Mi lai:i . : i :. iotatck ..... . - io ie eT. IjfH'Ih. CATTI.K Shipping ter 5J 6 Wi Hotelier tevr. ( 4 M IKK; Pactlnc - . ellKKPKalr to choice ... .. tin ? KIH; It Choice .... .. 4ll 41 WIIKAT No X red V7i 141 Cli:N Su.2 ti K OAT No. 2 KYK No. 2 Tl- 74 HlTTKi: Creamery 1C n PUUK 102a w 10 CHICAGO. CATTLE Shipping steer 4V & HCm;s-Parkins and shipping Z'i r IU ellKKP Fair to cholec 4i I K) FlJOL'B Winter who! . . 4 HO W 1 1 K AT No. 3 rel . i U 1V COUX-No.2 ii li, OA7 No. 2 lt M KYK No. 2 77 m Ts llCTTKtt Creamery .. . K t r I-OUK -.. 9ii m NKW youK CATTLK Common t prune. 40 S2 HOO4 Good to choice 171 S2ft FLOUR 3ood to choc- . 4 10 H WIIKAT No. 2. red .. Itt l 7 COUN "So 2 .. IM741 : OAT Hlrm wiud ti U ItUTTKU Creamery - - is 24 rUKK . 10 Va UN Both the ethol sad rmIu whea Symp of Figs i takea; it is pl-ssssat tM nftttkuzg to the tatrte, aavi aetf centlj yet proasptfj o the Kiimej lArm aad Bowess, rJ4ssBses the sjs leam eJecljaally, tJitspek cotdt, Wad aehes asd fereni arsd csres hahftaal coBstipsUkm. Sjrmf of Figs k the oaly resaedjr ef k ki4 erer bto-JrMe-l, fl-ssiiag to the taaie sa ao fall.a t0 the frtOsaaK, fTOmt ke actioa aad traly feseferkl ia isslLta, wnared 4lr fross the ai s-eahhy aad agreeable ssilaaaactw, ks sssTsar exceQeat qsalkie coaiawra! it to aU aatl hare aaaae it tha awat peaalar ieasedy kaesra. Bjrwm mt.Yw at fee sale ia We, sad II hottlwV aB learllW 4rc-l Amr rrlahlr dnu-rsfit who aet aare k em k aataaally he m totark. Deaast CMnmi m trim c. CM. mm taWaBn Ml aaaaaSSsT BSSSSSSSSSrA aaaP"-V BSSSSSSSSSSSSaaf KsSils-s-s-s-s-. OoVK EaVJOYsB aar" sssajntsiBai Mssssssll m . " -m-- ----- saaaa w im aasms MCsfiXl. assallsawlasa ' -- w f- I3SO ' SC ''' lr' " j BaSKAPfir0wMSasSSSSSSSSSSSasT " ' j'iL-m''-'- ' aa I amTfiTl rt sVawas'aary aaSStraT aatas J assTaaa 7jaassjasSa--S-SSSSSSSasssaF Sfsssa araalaasp m w aars'aars ma MYFEVEl ftASTNA TS 0r ft y-H4t. A ant IVtveilU S fJWf b aa Kaglka BoWeat, Penelope i proudly Y, rrl ce. A oat PrWilla IU be an rotate? Praelopo I eppne h tn.at h He Ha never pWn about hk man skm, bat Ue i always lalVia; a boot hk family tre: - .Manv WVrkty The only man wh arrived al ta hotel the nicbt prvvUms and wlhe Ui make himself generally popular with all the girk by CiTttac that he es cort the crowd oa a walkl 1 prwpne Chora of lafflBrr girk er : Jadgtu Twoola aa4 Ketara. W call to public aUtUo, $' ctallr tciol trt&tea3at sd Imc ers. t tit fact that ta acmaat of tit tiusal tMocstlosal Aeeitk CtrrUftc In be held at TorMStv Jnlr )4ta lalTa. ta JarBvill Hotij-lr Lin 4 Sata Fe route will 1I rtM4 trip tlel fro ai St. IvaW and all point oa lt Ha at OMK TARE, plat mtbrMv t. TVk-U ill b mU Jalr -& - Xiix. afei tt limit will b axraarvl tat ihoa ha wish ems tnak a vWtt r Uk 14 trlt to point in Ca4a aod th Kt at redaeed rate. Oar nBt U via Cfclraf atsd asy dtreet Un from Chicago. lKtl fall to call wo r will to a rUrol arat fr particular oi th "Ked fcrM rosta. Urun tb fiat cbatr and emaspart mat Sleeplnr far is th wurW. V. VT Kiota. Hap'U. JckottvtU, 111 H. A Hrrrut 0n'l Acnt Pa.t'r IVpt. ill Outset Strret, 8U Lol. W. W, KT, UBl fai.'r Ars. Jack onvllie III "Notr,'in th cartlcr ' ' "wb'11 be o3 U the party aa auoa aa I e out ay c!awtaa:Rer, Ureas ntr sails sod clean up s tut. ' Aa UafatUtlra aal ruacleoav Gt 1 pa! a, aad of tea It abides with u for csu-a,f uotfor Uftt. When U vUlt a la the guise of rbeumaUftm ur Beural&na. It may bo checked brfdre It c-bta;t an abid Inc fothcld In our UkIuj tenement with !!otetcr' Stomach liillcr. net elective of blood djren and anslxe Tbe KlUrrsalso remove liver aad kulnercwa plaint. conUjatitm. acrrtKiaue, aaUrta aad djrciia. It take a tramp a km-. Ion Ux to break Up a cord of wood: but It Uuwan't tak long for a cord of wyvmI la brea up a tramp vonkera blateamaa. Haling trr N lnetment f..r llay. Straw, .- ill pv famr litr than the pun ha of a lUUnc lr a ixmr one a HI lx ninV thron The Whitman .Krtvtltum.l luanafaetnrn a full lino of preetha!hail,ant ara warrante-l ujnr in every re-t U anv in u. Th"' ar al tealinirer far CltW MUU and other Farm Machin-ry Send fr free UliHtrat-d catalogue, cirvu Ian and pnec of machine a anted. Turn tnsta water clerk xUo cannot draw Tours without draartuc your wii' alien lion I no expert Lulon Count l J ) Standard IKsTUetneivur,) andlodtaleof lalj fwr blood diMes. It xtHr Ulud I bad Ir Jouu Hull HarsaparlUa w ill quickly re tore It to a healthful condition. It U the bet vecvtable bHnl purifier In the world, and it never leave ally evil after eflo'ts. It I pWxanl to take andcsbilaruUiiff, jet a ilix-otiiiuti.ime of Ita uo will not riUM a cravtuc tur wore Woonrx Vhr do titer aay whan maa s a little InUiilcated that b tuMM Sans on!" Wnp?-"W hr. becauM) ha eats ay o " fWvstou Courier lr on are Urrnl laVlntr tli lare old (ah foncd irrtplnc pill. liy Carter LitUo lrer i'dls and take m 111)0 comfort. A man can't Uudcrrlulhf One ptltados4 Try Ihctu. I Tue old woman who "lived In a aboo" j evidently bad neighbor who kept ban a. 1 Puck. I Mai r TRri eruptions will return Kradl- , catc them with (iU-nu Sulphur Soap j Hlll'a Hair and H'hUker lvc, Ui cent. IK)s't rely Ux much un lb man who pooh at Uertltion. bl U often inrrelr a ftlium pooh. HlfiRhamioh tlcpunboaru 1VaT!so away, crowlnsf thinner vrrry day Poor rhlld. won't Jujna get jou a box of lr Hull's Worm letroycrt Moxrr spent for adboslvo plasters can he charged to pacicnt of a back taa. N O Hcayunc. A5T one ran lake Carter's Utile Liver Pills, they arm very small No trouble U swallow. No pain or griping after takluir Takc care of the pennies and rou will son hato a lareer amount than will m SeRal tender. Puck ,V OiMum in Plso's Cure fort Cures where, other rcznedfrea faU.. JaaVt- It L peculiar tbat tbo faster a SMS ! the sooner aim will overtska Ma-H Y Herald. "Yoc'm Jnt IImj man Psi laying fcr.M aa tiro brlcktnason said U tbc contractor IfTM AMD 8D0T. f S4M r$TT. T, L " ii j Dit m Un V I iiijLxs JfflMMS&& m : qfM tmHaJ aa-aU i ,-f ,. ,. ,, 4 1 niiini itmi 1 ir"M - PlfZlBM. aMsfcsr j "' fc " ' '' ' wsw nmWi 1 aaaaVnKCaClS 1'aSri ro - 'awy i..1i..if.m. Tfc srsr-i-isaa x' " ' 1" f ' ' ' " ""' " "" """ "-"""' " aastaaTi '" i mii"' r' - a- T 1 ssssssssssssssssfssM P?"s f . ' "' T "r '"' -""' f - 0 i mr ss-asssssfcal . n . as- - r rttm 4 sassaastv aftfc ti sasff TMC MOST SAILLrut. SSJO SCItsTTIflC saaia. i - a rvr . si i - r "- - ' tlMI'IK 11 ri asl - a Saar1cfratt rKB-&m tj ra a C-srr TDf-vnt rxxtin iroa CATAjaut-Bc . v a rrsta-. aeftW h ia-iiiae OlatlxllotfltMMifiil M t aa fnmmc. tA a Inar,3ae -e4a1rraVuaieaW-ag. CMD wf MK mmmKL awaW9V"aataaw aatPs?eaj asrBaaaBBaasasaBTasaraBBV ' faaB aafBa)a feasasSaaV sa SSsVVsaVSa asaaBafSSSpBVBr afaVSSsaaal Tuffs Pills SsVsaaaaaasSSSSaal aST 09PaVa aBaaStsMflaaaaMBV asaaHHV f 4BaVlssaaV affa! fJ ttsaaaja aasavaaViSWaaV sssasTwO-arsv anui nrinwst. mmmKimifrrrm. rsafSJ wist aBaaasVS4aaamTamtaaaamast. SSaTaV VaSBsV 1 gaa it ""rQ r"t' ' ""aTl. ii BSSSSSlBrWa-rvB-r-aaaaaaai PVssssssssBl SSSl I " - - - Z t BSaL. aaaaaaftaaMJraslaalTsar-t IwW SsSSai .aa safBHul awLa rs rs SSsT.atlt f Bfaj syssssmay aj,aj fssa-ajaf ; jsaw?s.r as. sfHsa j, sv snayaj jaj, is.SH aM A wif IfTafm of rctqr moncr, if ron rrt mUfcss benefit not core ftiay tcrnss foe tee doctor, hnt ac and pur for tW paUcnL KTTrrtbjng to jjain, noth ing to kv Tocrc'a. jutt on & cino of its class that' sold on Ihcsaa conditions-jat on that coWi W Dr. Pierce's Golden MedVal Ii corrrr. It's a rKcWior wsj" to aril it- but it's a prctUar racslan It's the ffuaranSetJ rested x lot all Wo.!, Skin and Scalp lwraw from a common blotch or emptiest to the wort Scrofula. It ckSs purifies and ennche tho blood, aad cure Sxll-rbcasa, Trttcr, !, Ensij-cli-S 31 M nafter of bWd lai&Ls, from whatever cat. It costs yott nothing if it doc help yoa. The onlr oaetiort U, wfcMWr you want to be helped. "Golden Medical DiscoTtwy U the (hrajtM blood pmaer sold. through druggists, bocausa josi only pay for the pood yvm gu Can yoa ask rnorw? The Discovery acts equally well all the ytsr roaad. Mad by the Worlds Dwpcaaary Medical Association, at 663 Main Strr Buffalo. X, V. The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox. "German Syrup ' I have been a prrat Aathrna. r frtrtn Ath I istvcrc Cold every Winter, and ksft Fail ray friends as well a. myncsf taVXJght lccause of my feeble ctn!itkMlf sas4 rcal distress from cxHisUnt CEMafll iiik. att'l mabihly toratM: atiyofili accumulated matter from my Iuurs, that mv time was close at ham! When nearly worn out for want of sleep and rcM. a friend recommend ed me to try thy valuable mcilicmc, lkschec'.s GcraiM. Gntl4, Syrup I a R.fr.,hln JjjSjSHSft Sleep. amfsWFic icrcal tsrJsafsWHta Kcntle re frakaWliMMch ail had not had htWitm. Mycoueb bcKan immetli attlyto loosen and tass away, aad llfottm! myself rapidly gaining In health and weight I am ptea-d to i u form thee unvdictte! -that I am tn excellent health and do cer tainly attribute it to thy Itoschce Gennau Syrup C, II STtcrcNKT. Pitrtou. Ontario M It better lhan any tmp ; h4't'r. iam, avr -tire, more of it, laore ff t avsaey. as4 ta taa form of s poa-der, for jxmt cwsventetK. Tsir, at r i i n were, la isiticmi m nai, isf in m is pxrt, (Xf Sbd lTuVw Sfrtrt oaijaratlvf' &, waa Qpr Ia wua liult wV. At it uvea the ott e4 lac a-ork, so M arret fa sremf of the wear. It tta't the sve of da: tVit saatet iher oLl hefore ibeir time , h U rabblr a4 strunmc. ret'" & dm vst Vf rrcth. Foe Meabbiag, losi-leaif, vabtg afrtlWt, srindow-t aa4 Lssrarare, Pearl ass eL r-rwars f tstiU'wwM, prue pekc an! p4 dkn JAJ4XS fTlX, New VoA. n MEDICALS SURGICAL SANITARIUM - - - saaSaSV aasassatssv aasSasaSB aa Saaat sa sTSaaTssTa ssl i sa"J"rs aasa,, aVaWsssafaas . . .. . 1 m-m m .. . M m M WM mm .. !l. V f"l !. P " tmwmtm. , ttOaL Prmmltnru Itth 4 Brlmy. fCJA CITY. mm. . X ewra at rsrtaja. Vm tt&-imtoV1mti& av j. wukxxunwjm a avaala Ym Will Sift .awiMy FlMfflK & CaMaffTS 1 . A e0TA4. sttiSI atf4V sVaHal aalasfaf tSsssrVssttaaBsCaalssata- Norta, Orrison & 3o. 1 -i