The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, June 19, 1891, Image 3
V at- v m -a.-- - Ji ,.. --.- "4 THE BURDEN BEAKER.4 Rev. Dr. Tahnage .Discourse Worldly Straggles. on The Lord's Help Ever Beady to the Need The Strangles of Mem In Their Joaraey Threvgh Life Comfort la All BeresTeameat. In a late sermon at Brooklyn Kct. T. De Wilt Talmao took" for his subject: "The Burden Bearer," and hU text was from Psalms It. 22: 'Cast thy burden, upon the Lord, and He shall sustain thee." He said: David was here taking his own medi cine. If anylody had on him heav, weifhts, David had them, and yet out of his own experience he advised yon and mc as to the Txjst way of getting rid of burdens. This is a world of bur den bearing. Coming into the house of prayer there may be no sign of sad ness and sorrow, but where is the mas who has not a conflict? Where is the soul that has not a struggle? And there is not a day in all the year when my text is not gloriously appropriate and there is never an audience assembled on the planet where the text docs not fit the occasion: "Cast thy burden upon the liord and He shall sus tain thee." In the far cast wells of water are so infrequent that when a man owns a well he lias a property of very great value, and sometimes bat tles have been fought for the possession of one well of .water; but there is one well that every roa"n owns, a deep well, r. perennial well, a well of tears. If a n.an has nut a. harden on this shoulder h has a burden on the other shoulder. The day I left home to look after my self and for myself, in the wagon my father sat driving, and he said that day something which has kept with mc all my life: "DoWitt, it is alwa3s safe to trust (.oil. I have many a time come to a crisis of difficulty. You may know that, having been sick for fifteen years, it was no easy thing for mo to support a family; but always God came to the rescue." "I remember the time," he said, "when 1 didn't know what to do, and I saw a man on horsoback riding up the farm lane, and he announced to mc that I had been nominated for the most lucrative oflice in the gift of the people of the county; and to that oflice 1 was elected, and God in that way met all my wants, and I tell you it is always safe to trust Him." O, my friends, what we want is a practical religion. The religion people have- is so high up you caunot reach it. I had a friend who entered the life of an evangelist. He gave up a lucrative business in Chicago, and he and his wife finally came to severe want He told mc that in the morning at prayers he said: "0, Jxml, thou knowest we have not a mouthful of food in the house! Help me, help us!" And he started out on the street, and a gentleman met him and said: "I have lccn thinking of yon for a good while. You know I am a flour merchant. If you won't le offended, I should like to .send you a barrel of flour." My friend cast his burden on the Lord and the liord sustaiucd him. In the straits of Magellan I have been told there is a place where, whichever way a ship captain puts his ship, he finds the wind against him, and there arc men who all their lives have lcen running in the teeth of the wind and which way to turn they do not know. Some of them may bo here this morn ing, and I address them face to face, not perfunctorily, but as one brother talks to another brother: "Cast thy burden upon the Lord and He shall sustain thee." Kirst There nro a great many men who have business burdens. When we sec a man hurried and perplexed and - annoyed in business life, we are apt to sa3: lie ougni not to nave aixempieu to carry so much." Ah! that man may not be to blame at all. When a man plants a business he docs not know what will be its outgrowths, what will le it roots, what will Iks its branches. There is many a man with keen fore sight and large business faculty who has been thing into the dust by unfore seen circumstances springing upon him from ambush. When to buy, when to sell, when to trust and to what amount of credit, what will be the effect of this new invention of machinery, what will be the effect of that loss of crop, and a thousand other questions perplex busi ness men until the hair is silvered and deep wrinkles arc plowed in the cheek; and the stocks jo up by the mountains and go down by the valleys, anil they are at their wits' ends, and struggle like drunken men. There never has been a timo when there have leen such rivalries in busi ness as now. It is hardware against hardware, liooks against books chand lery against chandlery, imported article against imported article. A thousand stores in combat with another thousand stores. .Never such advantage of light, never such a variety of assortment, never so much splendor of show win dow, never so much adroitness of sales men, never so much acutenoss of adver tising, and amid all these severities of rivalry ii business how many men break down! O, the burden on the shoulder! O, the burden on the heart! You hear that it is avarice which drives thee men of business through the street, and that is the commonly ac cepted idea. I do not believe a word of iL The vast multitude of these busi ness men are toiling on for others. To educate their children, to put the wing of protection over their house holds to have something left so when thev pass out of this life their wives and children will not have to go to the poor house that is the way I translate this energy in the street and store the vast majority of that energy. Grip, Gouge !fc Co. do not do all the business. Some of us remember when the Cen tral America was coming home from California it was wrecked. President Arthur's father-in-law was the heroic captain of that ship, and went clown with most of the passengers. Some of -them got off into the boats but there was a young man returning from Cali fornia -.yho had a- bag of gold in his hand, and as the last boat shoved off from the ship that was. to go down, that man shouted to a comrade in the boat: "Here, John, catch this gold; there are S3.000; take it home to ray mother, it will make her comfortablo in her last days." Grip, Gouge & Co. do not do all the business of the world. Ah'my friend, do you say that God does not care any thing about your worldly business? I tell you God krows more about it than you da He knows all your perplexities; He knows what mortgagee is abont to foreclose; He knows what note you can not pay ; He knows what unsalable goods you have on your shelves; He knows all your trials from the day you took hold of the first yardstick, down to the sale V the last yard of ribbon, and the God -ho helped David to be king, and who helped Daniel to be prime minister, and who helped Havelock to be a soldier will help you to discharge all jour duties. He is going to see you through. When loss comes and you find your - property going, just take this -Book and put it down by your ledger, and read of the eternal possessions that will come to you through our Lord Jesus Christ. And when your business partner be trays you, and your friends tarn against you, just take the insulting letter, put il down on the table, put your Bible be- lUexthc insulting letter, and- then read of the friendship of Him who "sticketh closer than a brother.' ' A young accountant in New York city got his accounts entangled. He knew he was honest, -and jet he could not make his accounts cone out right, and he toiled at them day aad night antil he was nearly frenzied. It seemed by those books that something had been misappropriated, and he knew before God he was honest The last day came. He knew if he could not that day make his accounts come out right, he would go into disgrace and go into banishment from the business establishment He went over there rery early, before there was,anybody n the place, and he knelt downhat the desk and said: "Q, Lord, Thou knowest I have tried to Imj honest, but I "cannot make these things come out right! Help me to-day help me this morning!" The young man arose and' hardly knowing why lie did so, opened a book that lay on the desk and there was a leaf containing a line of figures which explained every thing. In other words, he cast his burden upon the, Lord and the -Lord sustained him. Young man, do you hear that? 0, yes, God has a sympathy with anj' body,that is in any kind of toil! He knows how heavy is the hod of bricks that the workman carries up the ladder of the wall; He hears the pickax of the miner down in the coal shaft; He knows how the tempest strikes the sailor at masthead; He sees the factory girl among the spindles and knows how her arms ache; He sees the sewing woman in the fourth-story and knows how few pence she gets for making a garment, and louder than all the din and roar of the city comes the voice of a sympathetic God: "Cast thy burdens upon the Lord and He will sustain thee." Second There are a great many who have a weight of persecution and abuse upon them. Sometimes society gets a grudge against a man. All his motives arc misinterpreted and his good deeds arc depreciated. With more virtue than some of the honored and ap plauded, he runs only against raillery and sharp criticism. When a man be gins to go down, he has not only the force of natural gravitation, but one hundred hands to help him in the pre cipitation. Men are persecuted for their virtues and their successes Gcr manicus said he had just as many bitter antagonists as he had adornments. The character sometimes is so lustrous that the weak eyes of envy and jealousy can not bear to look at it It was their integrity that put Joseph in the pit and Daniel in the den, and Shadrach in the tire, and sent John the evangelist to desolate 1'atmos, and Calvin to the castle of persecution and John Huss to the stake, and Kbrah after Moses and Saul after David, and Herod after Christ Be sure if you have anything to do for church or state, and 3011 at tempt it with all your soul, the light ning will strike you. The world always has had a cross be tween two thieves for the one who comes to save it High and holy enter prise has always been followed by abuse. The most sublime traged3 of self sacrifice has come to burlesque. The graceful gait of virtue is always followed by grimace and travesty. The sweetest strain of poetry ever written has come to riciculous parody, and as long as there are virtue and righteous ness in tho world there will bo some thing for iniquity to grin at All along the line of the ages, and in all lands the cry has been: "Not this man, but Harabbas. Now, Harahbas was a rob ber." And what makes the persecu tions of life worse, is that they come from people whom 3'ou have helped, from thoso to whom 3011 have loaned monc3' or have started in business, or whom you rescued in some great crisis I think it has been the history of nil our lives the most acrimonious assault has come from those whom we have bene fitted, whom we have helped, and that makes it all the harder to bear. A man is in danger of being cynical. A clergyman of the Universallst church went into a neighborhood for the establishment of a church of his denomination and he was anxious to find some on; of that denomination and he was pointed to a certain house and went there. He sa d to the man of the house: "1 understand that you are a Universalist- I want 3011 to help me in the enterprise." "Well," said the man, "I am a Universal ist, but I have a peculiar kind of Univcrsalism." "What is that?" asked the minister. "Well," replied the other, "I have been out in the world and I hare been cheated and slandered and outraged and abused until I believe in universal dam nation!" The great danger is that men will Iwcomc cynical and given to be lieve, as David was tempted to say, that all men are liars O, ny friends do not let that be tho effect upon your souls! If you can not endure a little persecution, how do you think our fathers endured great persecution? Motley, in his Dutch Republic, tells us of Egmout, the martyr, who, condemned to bo beheaded, unfastened his collar on the way to the scaffold; anil when they asked him why he did that, he said: "So they will not be detained 111 their work; 1 want to le ready. O, how little we have to endure compared with those who have gone lcforc us! Now, if 3011 have come across ill treatment, let mc tell you you arc in excellent companj- Christ and Luther and Galileo and Columbus and John Jay and Josiah Quincy and thousands of men and women, the best spirits of earth and Heaven. Budge not one inch though all hell wreak upon you its ven geance, and you be made a target for devils to shoot at. Do you not think that Christ knows all about per secution? Was He hot hissed at? Was He not struck on the cheek? Was He not pursued all the days of His life? Did they not expectorate upon Him? Or, to put it in Bible language: "They spit at Him." And can not He under stand what persecution is? "Cast Un burden upon the Lord and He shall sus tain thee." Third There are others who carry great burdens of physical ailments When sudden sickness has come and fierce choleras and malignant fevers take the castles of life by storm, we ap peal to God; but in these chronic ail ments which wear out the strength day after day and week after week and 3-ear after year, how little resorting to God for solace! Then people depend upon their tonics and their plasters and their cordials rather than upon heavenly stimulants. Oh, how few people there arc complete ly well! Some of you, by dint of perse verance and care, have kept living to this time; but how yon have had'to war against physical ailments! Antcdelu vians without a medical college and infirmary and apothecary shop, multi plied their years by hundreds; but he who has gone through the gauntlet of disease in our time, and has come to seventy years of age, is a hero worthy of a palm. The world seems to be a great hospi tal, and you run against rheumatisms and consumptions and scrofulas and neuralgias and scores of old diseases baptized by new nomenclature. O, how heavy a burden sickness is It takes the color out of the sky and the sparkle ont of the wave and the sweetness oct of the fruit and the luster out of the night. When the limbs ache, vt hen the respiration is painful, when the month is hot, when the ear roars with na J healthy obstructions, how hard it is to be patient and cheerfal wmi "Cast tby harden upon the Lord.' yoar head ache? His wore the thorm. Do your feet hurt? Hie were crashed of the spikes Isyoarsidepeinfal? His was struck by the spear. Do yaa feel like giving way under the burden? Hie weakness gave way aader a cross. While yon are ia every possible way to try to restore your rigor, yoa are to remember that more soothing thaa anodyne and more vitalizing thaa any stimulant and more strengthening thaa any tonic is the prescription of the text: "Cast thy burden upon the Lord and He will sustain thee." We hear a great deal of talk now about faith cure and some people say it cannot be done and it Is a failure. I do not know bat she chief advance of the church is to be in that direction. Marvelous things como to me day b3 day which makes mc think that if the age of miracles is past it Is because the faith of miracles Is past A prominent merchant of New York said to a member of my family: "My mother wants her case mentioned to M r. Talmage." This was the case. He said: "My mother had a dreadful ab cess, from which she hail suffered un told agonies All surgery had been exhausted upon her, and worse and worse she grew until wc called in a few Christian friends and proceeded to pray about it We commended her case to God and the aliccss began immediately to be cured. She is entirely well now, and without any surgery." So that case has come to mc, and there are a score of other rases coming to our cars from all parts of the earth. O, ye who are sick, go to Christ! O, ye who are worn out with agonies of body, "cast thy burdens upon the Lord and He will sustain thee." Another burden some have to carry is the burden of bereavement Ah' these are the troubles that wear us ont. If we lose our property, by additional industry, perhaps wo may bring back the estranged fortune; if we lose our good name, perhaps by reformation of morals wc may achieve again a repu ta tlon for intcgrit3 but who will bring back the dear departed? Alas! me for these empty cradles and these trunks of childish toys that will never be used again. Alas! me for the empty chair and the silence in the halls that will never echo again to those familiar foot steps Alas! for the cry of widow hood and orphanage. What bitter Marahs in the wilderness, what cities of the dead, what long black shadow from the wing of death, what eyes sunken with grief, what hands tremulous with bereave ment, what instruments of music shut now because there are no fingers to play on them! Is there no relief for such souls? Ay, let tho soul ride into the harbor of my text. Tho soul that on Jesus hnth leaned for re- pone, I will not, I will" not detcrt to Its foes; That soul, though all bell shall endeavor to nhake, I'll never, no nrvcr, no novcr .un.tko. Now, the grave is brighter than the ancient tomb where the lights were perpetually kept burning. The scarred feet of Him who was "the resurrection and the life" are on the broken grave hillock, while the voices of angels ring down the sky at the coronation of an other soul come home to glory. Then there are many who carry the burden of .-.in. Ah, wc all carry it un til in the appointed way that burden is lifted. We need no Bible to prove that the wholo nice is ruined What a spectacle it would be if we could tear off the mask of human defilement, or bent a drum that would bring up the whole army of the world's transgres sions the deception, the fraud and the rapine and the murder and crime of all the centuries! Ay, if I could sound the trumpet of the resurrection in the soul of the le.st men in this audience, and all the dead sins of the past should come up, we could not en dure the sight- Sin, grim and dire, has put its clutch upon the immortal soul, and that clutch will never relax unless it be under the heel of Him who came to destroy the works of the devil. O, to have a mountain of sin on the soul! Is there no way to have the bur den moved? O. yes "Cast thy burden upon the 1-ord." The sinless One came to take the consequence . of our sin! And I know He is in earnest How do I know it? By the streaming temples and streaming hands as He says, "Como unto Me all 30 who are weary and heavy laden and I will give you rest." Why will prodigals live on swines husks when the robe and the ring and the father's welcome are ready? Why go wandering over the great Sahara desert of your sin when 3011 are invited to tho garden of God, the trees of life and the fountains of living water? Why be houseless and homeless for ever when you 111113' become the sons and daughters of the Lord God Al mighty? IN THE YOUROUK COUNTRY. Somrthlnc About tho I. Ire of n l'rlmltlve People. Kach tent has its spinning wheel and its loom, a hole for working the pedals of which is dug in the ground, and all the women of the tribe wore engaged in making the far-famed Karamanian carpets There is the wooden mortar for grinding the roast coffee berries in, the decorated wooden platter in which they cool the same, the wooden water jars made out of the hollowed stems of pine trees Everything almost they use is of wood, and gayly decorated with rude patterns according to their fancy. When reaping, a Yourouk uses wooden gloves to protect his left hand from tho sickle. When tending his flock, the Yourouk shepherd has a long w ooden flute, incased in a carved wooden case made of two bits of wood glued together and strung with ribbons and colored beads across his shoulder, looking for all the world like the African assegai or some other primitive weapon of war. In it he always keeps a long stick with goat's hair at one end to clean it, and and really the weird music that he pro duces with this instrument, "known, as the Nai, is very striking and suitable to the surroundings In one corner of the teat are the bee hiveslong trnnks of trees hollowed out and the ends stopped with dang cakes The bees travel with them wherever they go, on the backs of cam els and their honey resembles cakes of soap, for they boll it, wax and all, be fore eating it The Yourouks have not the remotest idea of letters, and carry on their traasacUoas with the outer world by means of wooden tallies four-sided bits of wood, sometimes gay ly carved, sometimes plain. Black wood's Magazine. 1-arttaat r ATaeat ma flraaaaaar. Teddy was caref ally trained, aad aU little slips ia grammar were daily weeded out of his conversation. Upon one occasion he was seat across the street to the village store on aa errand. As he entered the proprietor playfully addressed him with: "Well, my little man, ain't yoi out rather early this morning?" Ia a deliberate way peca liar to him, and with all the dignity of his fonr years, Teddie ro-achsafed the replvr "Ain't is aa improper contrac tion. Mister Farker."Caieago Post It Was Sacred. First Baggage Smasher (wildly) "Hercholdon there, BilL Handle that 'ere trankcarefaUy.' Second Baggage Smasher (almost par alyzed with amazement) "Hev hev ye lost yer wits?" First Baggage Smasher (impresMvely) 'TJrt--trmmk is my-wife'a," MM TOOK IT trOB A WORX. tMT4BT4BMff aaaa-ai- .-aaaaaaaaai . Ba-aBaTa. aaara. WnBaa- - a a 0 wsm Golden Days An Ofejee of Veneration. Mose Schaumburg and his clerk, ike Silvcrstonc, were walking on Austin avenue last Sunday when they met Solomon Schivindlenieyer, who Is not on good terms with Mose Schuurahnrg. SilvcnOone took off his hat verj polite ly, whereupon Mose said angrily: "Yat ish den dot. Mister Silverslone? You vas my glerk, and you takes off your bat to a man who has schwindlcd mc my mone3 omit" "I dukes off my hat-to anypoddy who ish aide to schwlndle you. Mister Schaumburg. I have great reverence for any man who vas schmart enough toschwindlc Mose Schaumburg. Dot is vy I dakes my hat off to Mister Schwindlcmeyer. He vas a Napoleon of finance." Texas Sifting. RatlneM . Hoeletjr. Magnus Scott I wish you would wear all your diamonds at tho Bobs Jones to-night. Mrs M. Scott But, my dear, the oc casion docs not warrant that. Magnus Scott The deuce with the occasion. Bobs-Jones knows that De 1'nyster drew on mo to-day. Jewelers' Circular. A Onetlonnble. OITcrlnrr. Mrs. New wed (handing tramp several biscuits) Here my poor man, are some of my homemade biscuits You will find the saw and axe in the woodshed. Tramp (closely examining the bis cuits) Are they as bad as that, mum? J u 13'. Aaother Editorial Marnier. "Laws a mussy," sighed old Miss Left out, "here's another case of discrimin ating against us women folk." "What is it?" "This yerc paper gives specinl terms to mail subscribers He can jest let that sheet never gits this female sub scription." St. Joseph News Thla la a Meehanlrsl Ace. Mrs. Drown (at Mrs Smith's tea) Oh, dear, that dreadful Miss Smith is singing again. I wonder what started her. Tom Brown (aged seven) I dropjKMl a nickel down her back when she wasn't looking. N. Y. Continent. I.lttlo Kennnmlea. Man of Family Johnny, take this oil can to a tinsmith, and tell him to tit a cover to the spout Wife A raw potato stuck on the spout will do as well. Man of Family (angrily) D'ye think I'm a millionaire? Good News. Not So K3y. Arabella So, Mr. Scairt has proposed at last! Then it is all settled! Itertha Well, no, not exactly; I man aged to get him to pop the question; but, somehow, he hasn't the courage to question the Ton. nick The Kinjrs Jester. A rreraatloBary Mcaarr. Fangle (to his wife) Oh. by the way. my dear, I invited the minister to take dinner with us to-morrow. Mrs Fangle (who is familiar with her husband's language when carving) Very well. love. I'll have the cook carve the fowls before they are brought to the table. Judge. Dirt Cheap. Auctioneer (at sale of household goods) Gentlemen, it's a shame to start a portable bathtub like this at half a dollar. It's just as good as new. Prospective Purchaser Looks as if it had been in use a long time. Owner (righteously indignant) I give you my word, sir, it has never been used at all! Chicago Tribune. Keealy DUspaolated. Jack (tenderly) Yon are the only woman I ever loved. Mabel. Mabel Isthat so? (scornfully) Pshaw! I thought you were a man of the world. We will consider the engagement brok en. Jack. Jury. A ratal Error. "I'm discouraged. I thought I conk! carve my way to the front in hamor, but somehow I don't succeed." "The trouble with you is yonr tools. Yon ase too many old saws Pack. fartlcelar. "Boot let me deprfre yon of yoar seat," she said, as he rose. "Don't mention it. taadame. It Isnt mine, anyhow; It belongs to the road." said he. Harper's Bazar. He Was X4 la It. Auric 10a seem rather fond of pies. Miss Smith. Miss Smith Yes bat oaly of fonr legged ones. Mnnsey's Weekly. Short. Cat SeaaHilr New-Arrival Won't yon give me a little advice aboat starting a garden? Old Farmer Yes; doal commence ae. Bay yoar vegetables from me. Pack. A Batter 4 reHcr Isaacs Ikeastein made a mistake Tea he reat into de cloding pizaess. Jacobs How? Isaacs He opened ia a real ire frooi anriMag. Pnchy I n 1 Ik Mil 1 . ia - 1 ai 1 l r A Ilia AUVKKTIRKR. ITa4at Call4. - Mrs. Squatter Who lives in that grand house jat buildcd over beyant?" Mrs McShantee Shnre it's th Do Fashion's, phawt cotne from FifL avnoo. It's up town all th' quality do be movin. "It's near neighbors they aretoyez. Have they called on ye?" "N-o. I'm tow Id Mrs Do Fashion don't go much into society now." N.Y. Weekly. la Oar Climate. Maud So yon arc going to be queen of the May U-morrow. Have you your coatamc ready? Paalinc Yes Papa bought mc an extra hcavj pairof gum looU, a double thick watcn,rof. a pair 'Jf f"r s't tens, a pair of three-ply woolen stock ings a pair of car muffs and a new um brella. J ury. A voJ Reason. "So you haven't made Smndger your partner, after all. eh?" "No, and I'll tell you why. Sraudgcr was engaged to my wife before I mar ried her, and I don't Iwlievn in lroira ing too friendly with a man who ha? proved himvlf to la: more wide-awake than I am." Fliegende 1 (Inciter. YTntel to tin Ont. A fly was buzzing ngainr.t the win dow panes. Little Fanny noticed it and slid: "Mozzer. shan't I open the door?" "Whv do von want to open tho door, my child?" " "llecause I s'pect that tly wants, tojgo out." Texas Siftings OM I (1 tic. The Baron And can I assist, made moiselle? Miss Liberty Certainly. Help me on with ro3 rubbers Never mind tak ingoff your gloves, I don't care whether you soil the rubbers, or not- Munsey'i Weekly. Ills Correction. Wife I've written something altout gossip that I'm going to send to the Ladies' Magazine. Begins to read. "All the women who talk altout their neighliors " Husband You'd better leave out the word "who" I think. Doston Herald. WF.I.I. MATCH KID. Near-Sighted Obvirver That's the best race I rrtr saw! Those bicyclers have lcen round the circle three times and that fellow with the striped Jer se3' hasn't gained an inch. Puck. Mllltarx Item. Sergeant (to recruit) You are a fear ful stupid brute. Have you any broth ers? Recruit Yes, one. "Is he as stupid as yon?" "Oh. he is much more so." "For heaven's sake, what is he?" "Sergeant." Texas Siftings Will Settle Down. Cora I hear that 3011 ng Wroundci has turned over a new leaf, and that his mother hopes now ho will settle down. Uany Well, he owes me alnnit forty dollars, and I hope he'll settle up. Light. A IHamal Outlook. Tommy Bingo There is another fel low in the next room with sister. Featherstono (waiting for audience) Do ou know who he is? Tommy No, I don't know who he is but just Ifcfore he came she had the big armchair moved in there. Jury Ariillttel. "What did the club do when Chappie was caught cheating at cards?" "Nothing. They said Chappie, as a mpmlxr of the club, must lo a gentle man: that a gentleman would not cheat, and that therefore Chappie was inno cent." Judge. Obejln-j the Itnte. Aunt Furby (in eit3 hotel) Why. yon hain't goin to lock mc in. Si. are 3011? I'ncle Si Dunno how I'm goin' to help it. I've got to go out for an hour, an' thar's the rule: "Guest must leave their keys with the clerk on going out!" I-tick. Thlrty-Setfr If a lay. Boston Maiden My father gives me a dollar for evary year I am old on my birthdays Friend Isn't that nice? Koslon Maid Yes; but then one can't do much with twenty dollars Juilg. There the Huh. Mrs Parvencer It Is quite a delicate question to know just whom to invite to a party. Mrs I'pham-L'pham Not at all; the delicacy comes in knowing whom not to invite. Puck. An Inference. Mand Did George kiss you last night when he left? Ethel Certainly he did not; why do you ask? Maud Nothing, only he just told tae that he liked your check. .Jury. Two t;rieon Wrone- "George, don't yon think it's very wrong to marry for money?" "Yes of course; hut it's just as wrong to fall in love with one who has none" Life. SaTcIrnt O-xati. Minister (on Sunday, to Tommy, who is about to t a-fishing) Why are yon digging worms to-day, my f-on? Tommy 'Cause yer can't get roaay thout yer do dig. Boston Herald Aa tKaaacnaanlna Q-aeatla. She (wistfully) 1 think I would make you a good wife He (a superintendents mechanically) Have yon hail any experience? Maa sey's Weekly A UtcaltJe Doc Fair Customer You say you trained that dog yoarself Can he understand me if I call htm ia Hnglkh? Dealer Yah. OS yon whistle to him. GoodNeK-v r-rraaatar. ne (accepted) Ah. what happiness! Now I can call yon mine, love! She Sh! Yoa haven't got throngs with yonr interview with papa yet. Texas Siftings rTvlt HU WtkH. "I hear that Trotter has failed for half a milHoa." "Lack dog! I'd fail myself for tha. amonnt." Jadge. Oataf MfkL Iceman Shall I leave tee here this aauaer. mam? I left it laet summer. Mrs. Phligh-Did yoa? Well, ma tladitl-racJt- a fimpportv By KvMer. Geslcr? Who was tcler7" aid Mrs Beck ram to her bnbanL "He was a tyrant, my dear, and also a life insurance ageat" "What do mean by such BoflKOwr "There is no nonsense about it, Mr. Deckrara, I a,varc you. IVc not Wil liam Tell say to Ossler in the third act: 'Ha, tyraat. ht thon not given rac as,sarancr of my life?" Yoar husband, madam, never wake a state ment that he Is not prepared to sapport by documentary evidence." Texas Siftings T Wta Jim Mrs Peppercorn (reading) On of the idola most revered by the Japaaew! i that n-prrsenU-d by the figure- of a woman seaUrd, resting her chin in lier hand. Mr. Peppercorn Very lntcrc-tiag, my dear. Prove that the Japano are ainnng the w Uest people of the earth. Mrs P.- Hove jo Mr. P. (imprcv.irc'y) Bc-auv; they deify a woman who gi" her chin a rest. Pittsburgh Bulletin. Important Tra ' ItrrUlna. Jud-?cTli4xer, of th t'nlted Sutc- Ctr. cult Court at St- Ixuls has rcornUy handed down an uninlon. andsranted a prri-etual i injunction .altil the dcfctulaal lu tho ca.su of The HtMrtl-r Companv affalnl tb j Bru-rirvman, Heinrrt DUtilllnc i., at.is j "GoM Sprlnc IHtdl!iiir Co,' pn.hlhlUnif the ailwrilMnp. roanularturtuK or cuitijr of any article of umach tltur, cither in buIW,by the gallon or otitcrwt-M. or In an v way maklnK n-" of ihe name "lli-tettrr except In connection with the aata of tho f-rnuine bitter, which nrw alY) tnJd In bottle avurely scaled; and alo prohlblt iuR the a!e efanv bitter In bulk, thouch tho n.uue "llitclter" be- not uW, twit the u;getlon made to the purchaser that be can put them In the eranty HoMettrr lu ties, and purchaser- would netdievrr the difference, HU decision np)orV- The Him. tetter Comnanv in the exc!uMo um of th name Ho-t-ttcr" In ernnvtkn with either j the manuiaeturo or aiu 01 iwm:n umm In any manner or form whato-ver, and tirmly establishes lt ownership lu the namo "Hosteller ' a 1 "Tuahc Nie. jiriTn "I heard you lut nfty dollari on the race $ e-Jtcrday." Jobnon "It 1 not Iot. 1 know tvhero It la. Orcen tin It." Detroit Free Fre-s Do"t let the worms eat the verv life out of your children Save them uitii tboo dainty candle, called Dr. Hull Worm Do-1 trojera. It la hard fur tho young man .vho la Juit , right lifo. Soiitervlllo Journal. It) not itiirgii nor weaken tho U)vel, but net n-Hi'lully on the liver and hihi A erfet liver corrector Carter' Llttlo Liver Pills. When a man nulla down tho hado and Jerks it off tho roller ho 1111 a curtain loo ttiro. Oawcgo Palladium. THE GENERAL MARKETS. KANsAh CITV. Juno IV CWTTI.K-Milppln-jMcer. 1 31 J & Kuirlirr fleer . Natlvr ni-i JIlH'S I'ihmI to choice hravjr HI. AT No. 2. rrl ., No. 21 1 aril ........ COUN-No. 1 . OATS No. 1 KYK-No."! KLOI It-Patent, per .irV ... HAY-ll.iliil 1UTI r.lt-t'lmlci creamery.. ClIr.KH'.-r'ul! cruam Kliti Choice KACt'N llniii Mioulili' m. ... ........ Mile. I.A.!1 .... ...... .......a. a I"or.TJKs - M. ISll'Iai. C.TTI. I. Shipping fleer.... lltlti'herV ter.... lliM.S I'm-Liut; HIr'l.l lilr to elmlei, r'lJi'LK Choice . WIIUAT-No X rtil C'MtN No. 2 KVK No. 7 IH'TII.IJ-Urcamery 11JUK nitcA:o. rATT..K Hilpphist tecr ... I.'fl o, 1'iK-Kliitf iiikI fhlpplni; ' rIIKKI KMlrlo choice 4 mi KlaOUIt Winter nhe.it l WIIKAT No. 2rml i-i CU.N N. 2 I" r. n ir.i &t 1M, m i 10 Mi r.r. li'j r..U 4 77 Uil ii ft .T No.2 ItVI- No. 2 Ht'TTKI. Creamery .. . 1 aJiCiV "1 '.M 10 00 .K.V .iiKIC rATTI.K Coiniiion lo prime, im i. (); CimhI lo choice 47. Kl.'ru l.ooil lociioici. 4 l' f WIIKAT-.V0.2. red -...- It7,c mitN-No 2 " l,T Western fulled II lltTTIMt-Creniery 21 I'OHK 1010 Sit SS!A -7i 1 & A series, pronounced to r r .1 24 u 25 'fiwWffSjS in ii u ijii laaaanirai ca j magazine leature oi tne year, win ot: con j tinucd in each of the .spring and summer number--, of -7i The Ladies' Home Journal 1 2 !i 7j and present the portraits 7i of famous men whom jfl have never seen 'r-V. ... .lt r.o.1!! .rl't-sita WJ lilt M.llv3 "111 IIUUI J;i,ia4u aaiu J d'flrhri of WE w".-.w - 7ft Wrs. John wanamaker I .- . . ... . Vj I ne rnncess oismarcn 2 Lady Tennyson 5i Mrs. Will Carleton " TPt f " I JA I ariv Atrrifx; Mardonald Mrs.ChaunceyRl.Depew Sjj Mrs. Levi P. Morton Mrs. James G. Blaine 3 And scvctal others to be 3 announced in the autuma. vi For Yoar Daughters: Side-Talks With GirU,". edited by Ruth Ashmosc a page of wtv: coon seJs and instructire coaimcBls on octaJ aflaira and whoksome adnce for oar growing daughters. Some valuable axttcles in summer ntisnbexs include After Dark in the Country "Those Little Summer A Girl's Summer Danzers The Summer Young Man" aa Itl-tl 1 I rt-l - t . 1 - 1 Z 1 .V- -41 e-wi frnfla the had. VJ 1 fSWc offer THE LADIES' HOME JOURNAL on trial from to Jan'y, 1892. balance of this year, on receipt of ONLY 5QCEN' CCRT15 P5lThe (m( 4 that "-dBok - f&J 1 The hand of time deals lightly with a woman in perfect health. But all func tional derangements and dis orders rxrculiar to women leave their mark. You needn't have them. Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription con.c to your rescue as no other mcdi - cine can. It cures them. For periodical pains, prolapsus and , .. . i other displacements, bearing- , . in down sensations, and all "le- male complaints and weak- nesses, it is a positive remedy. It is a powerful, rcstoratici2IrTaii,iir mmm' tome and nervine, imparting i strcngtn to tne wnoic system1 in general, and to the uterine organs and appendnges m par ticular. 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