f THE THffiD PLAGUE. Dr. Talmago Discourses on tho Evils of Bad Literature. Bad Papers and NoTels I.lkenad te tba Tlarae of Frops In Egypt The Law Kvokcd l'ower of Good and Bad Books Illustrated. Tho plnffuo of pernicious literature was the subject of tho third discourse of Dr. Talmage at Brooklyn on the "Ten riaffucs of tho Cities." His text was from Exodus, vii. 0-7: "And tho frogs carao up and covered the land of Egypt. And the magicians did so with their enchantments, and brought up frogs upon the land of Egypt." Follow ing is the sermon. There is almost a universal aversion to frogs, and yet with the Egyptian they wore honored, they were sacred, and they were objects of worship while alive, and after death they were em balmed, and to-day their remains may be found among tho sepulchres of Thebes. These creatures, so attractive once to the Egyptians, at divine behest became obnoxious and loathsome, and they went croaking and hopping and leaping into the palace of the king, and into tho bread traj-s and the couches of tho people, and even tho ovens, which now are uplifted above the earth, and on the side of cliimnrys, but then were small holes in the earth with Mixikcu pottery, were filled with frogs when the housekeepers came to look at them. If a man sat down to cat, a frog alighted on his plate. If he attempted to put tin a shoe, it was preoccupied by a frog. I ho attempted to put his head upon a pillow, it had been taken josses won of by a frog. Frogs high and low and everywhere; loathsome frogs, slimy frogs, iK-si.'ging frogs, innumerable frogs, great plague of frogs. What made the matter worse, the magicians said, there was no miracle in this, and they could by sleight-of-hand produce the same thing, and they seemed to sue coed, for by sleight-of-hand wonders may be wrought. After Moses had thrown down his staff and by miracle it became a ser pent, and then he took hold of it and by miracle it again became a staff, the wrpent charmers imitated the same thing, and knowing that there wero serpents in Egypt which by a peculiar pressure on the neck would become as rigid as a stick of wood they seemed to change the serpent into the staff, and then throwing it down the staff became the .serpent. So likewise these magi cians tried to imitate tho plague of frogs. "Frogs camo up and covered the land of Egypt, and the magicians did so with their enchantment, and brought up frogs upon the land of Egypt." Xmv that plague of frogs has come back upon the earth. It is abroad to day. It is smiting this nation. It comes In the shape of cor rupt literature. These frogs hop into tho store, tho shop, the ofiice, tho banking house, tho factory into the home, into tho cellar, into the garret, on the drawing room table, on the shelf of the librarj'. While the lad is reading tho bad book tho teacher's face Is turned tho other way. Ono of these frogs hops upon the page. While the young woman is reading tho for bidden novelette after retiring at night, rending by gas-light, one of these frogs leaps ujtoii the page. Indeed, they have hopped upon tho news stands of the country, and tho mails at the post ofiice shake out in the letter trough hundreds of them. The plague has taken, at different times, possession of tins country. His one of the most loathsome, one of tho most frightful, one of the most ghastly of the ten plagues of our modern cities. There is a vast number of boi ks anil newspapers printed and published which ought never to see the light They aro tilled with a Dostilence that makes the land swelter with a moral epidemic. The greatest blessing that ever came to this nation is that of an elevated literature, and the greatest scourge has been that of unclean literature. The last has its victims in nil occupations and departments. It has helped to till insane asylums and penitentiaries and almshouses and dens of shame. The bodies of this infection lie in the hos pitals and in tho graves, while their souls are being tossed over into a lost eternity, an avalanche of horror and despair. The London plague was noth ing to it. That counted its victims by thousands, but this modern pest has already shoveled its millions Into the charnel house of the morally dead. The literature of a nation decides the fute of a nation. Hood lnoks, gxHxl morals. Had books, bad morals. 1 begin with the lowest of all the literature, that which does not even pretend to be respectable from cover to cover a blotch of leprosy. There are many whoso entire business is to dis pose of that kind of literature. They display it lefore the schoolboy on his way home. They get the catalogues of schools and colleges, take the names ami jost oflicc addresse.s and send their advertisements and their circulars and their phaniphlets and their books to every one of them. In the possession of these dealers in bad literature were found 900,000 names and post otlice addresses, to whom it was thought it might bo profitable to head these corrupt things. In the year 178 there wero 1CV establishments en gnged in publishing cheap, corrupt literature. From one publishing house there went out twenty different styles of corrupt books. Although over thirty tons of vile literature have been des troyed by the society for the suppres sion of vice, still there is euough of it left in this country to bring down upon us the thuudcrbolt-s of an incensed God. In the year 1S0S the evil had become mi great in this country that the con gress of the United States passed a law forbidding the transmi.sN.iou of bad lit erature through the United States mails; but there were large loops in that law through which criminals might crawl out, and the law was a dead failure that law of lSCS. Hut in ll7S another law was passed by the con pros of the United States against the transmission of corrupt literature through the mails a grand law, a potent law, a Christian law and under that law multitudes of these scoundrels have been arrested, their property con fiscated and they themselves thrown into the penitentiaries where they be longed. Now, my friends, how are we to war against this corruut literature and how are the frogs of this Egyptian plague to bo slain? First of all. by the prompt and inexorable execution of the law. Let all good postmasters and United States district attorneys and detectives and reformers eoncert in their action to stop this plague. It ought not to be in the power of every bad man who can raise a one-cent stamp for a circular or a two-cent stamp for a letter to blast a man or destroy a home. 1 am not talking about what c-inot be done. 1 am ialking now about what is being done. A great many of the printing presses that give themselves entirely to the publication of vile liter ature have been stopped or have gone into business less obnoxious. "What has thrown off, what has krpt off the rail trains of this country for some time backjicarly all the leprous periodicals? Those of us who have been on the rail trains have noticed a great change in the last few months and tho last year or two. Why have nearly all those rile periodicals been kept off the rail trains for some time back? Who effected it? Those societies for the purification of railroad literature gave warning to the publishers and warning to railroad com panies and warning to conductors and warning to newsboys to keep the in fernal stuff off the trains. Many of the cities have successfully prohibited the most of that literature even from going on the news stands. Terror has seized upon the publishers and the dealers in impure literature, from the fact that over a thousand ar rests have been made, and the aggre gate time for which the convicted have been sentenced to the prison is over 1W) years, and from the fact that about 2, 000,000 of their circulars have been de stroyed, and the business is not as prof itable as it used to be. How have so many of the newsstands of our great cities been purified? How has so much of this iniquity been balked? Iiy moral suasion? O, no. You might as well go into a jungle of the East Indies and pat a cobra on the neck, and with profonnd argument try to persuade it that it Is morally wrong to bite and to sting and to poison any thing. The only argument for a cobra is a shotgun, and tho only argument for these dealers in impure literature Is the clutch of the police and bean soup in the penitentiary. Another way in which we are to drive back this plague of Egyptian frogs is by filling the minds of our young peo ple with a healthful literature. I do not mean to saj that all tee books and newspapers ought to be religious books and newspapers, or that every song ought to bo sung to the tune of "Old Hundred." I have no tg'innatliy with tho attempt to make the young old. I would rather join in a crusade to keep the young young. IJoyhood and girl hood must not be abbreviated. But there are good books, good histories, good biographies, good works of fiction, good books of all styles with which wo arc to fill the minds of the young, so that there will be no more room for the useless and the vicious than there is room for chaff in a bushel meaurc which is already filled with Michigan are 50 per cent, of the criminals in the jails and penitentiaries of the United Suites to-day under 21 years of age? Many of them under 17, under 10, under 15, under 14, under VI? Walk along one of tho corridors of the Tombs prison in New York and look for your selves. Bad books, bad newspapers bewitched them as soon as they got out of tho cradle. Ileware of all those stories which end wrong. Beware of all those books which make the road that ends in perdition seem to end in paradise. Ho not glorify the dirk and the pistol. Do not call the desperado brave or tho lilertiuo gallant Teach our young ioople that if they go down into the swamps and marshes to watch tho jack-o'-lunterns dance on tho decay and rottenness they will catch the ma laria and death. My word is to this vast multitude of young people: Ho not touch, do not borrow, do not buy a corrupt book or a corrupt picture. A book will decide a man's destiny for good or for evil. The book you read yesterday may have de cided you for time and for eternity, or it may be a book that may corao into your possession to-morrow. A good book who can exaggerate its power? Benjamiu Franklin said that Ills reading of Cotton Mather's "Essays To Do (Jood" in childhood gave him holy inspirations for all tho rest of his life. George Law declared that a biog raphy ho read in childhood gave him all his subsequent prosperities. A clergyman man' 3ears ago, passing to the far west, stopped at a hotel. He saw a woman copying something from Doddridge's "Itise and Progress." It seemed that she had borrowed the book, and there were somo tilings she wuti ted especially to remember. The clergyman had in his satchel a copy of Doddridge's "Itise and Progress," and so he made her a present of it. Thirty years passed oil The clergyman came that way and he nsked where the woman was whom ho had seen long ago. They said: "She lives yonder in that Wautiful house." He went there and said to her: "Do you remember me?" She said: ".Vo, 1 do not." He said: "Do you remember a man gave you Doddridge's 'Uise and Progress thirty years ago?" "O, yes; I remem ber. That book saved my soul. I loaned the book toall-my neighbors and thvy read it and they were converted to God, and we had a revival of religion which swept through the whole com munity. We built a church and called a pastor. You see that spire yonder, don't you? That church was built as tho re sult of that book you gave me thirty years ago." 0, the power of a good book! Hut, alas! for the influence of a bad book. The assassin of Sir William Russell declared that he got tho inspiration for his crime from reading "Jack Shep panL" Homer's "Iliad" made Alex ander tho warrior. Alexander said so. The story of Alexander made Julius Ciesar and Charles XII. both men of blood. Another way in which we shall fight back this corrupt literature and kill the frogs is by rolling over them the Christian printing press, which shall give plenty of healthful reading to all adults. Abstain from nil those books which, while they havo somo good things about them, have also an admix ture of evil. You have read books that had two elements in them tho good and the bad. Which stuck to you? Tho bad I The heart of most people is like a sieve, which lets the small particlcsof gold fall through, but keeps the great cinders. Once in a while there is a mind like loadstone, which, plunged amid steel and brass filings, gathers up the steel and repels the brass. But it is generally just the opposite. If you at tempt to plunge through a fence of burrs to get one blackberry, you will get more burrs than blackberries. You cannot afford to read a bad book, how ever good yon are. "Hut," you say, "how can I find out whether a book is good or bad without reading it?" There is always some thing suspicious about a bad book. I never knew an exception something suspicious in tho index or style of illus tration. This venctnons reptile almost always carries a warning rattle. The clock strikes midnignt. A fair form bends over a romance. The eyes flash fire. The breath is quick and ir regular. Occasionally the color dashes to the cheek, then dies out. The hands tremble as though a guardian spirit were trying to shake the deadly book out of the grasp. Hot tears faU. She laughs with a shrill voice that drops dead at its own sound. The sweat on her brow is the spray dashed up from the river of death. The clock strikes 4 and tne rosy dawn soon after begins to look through the lattice upon the pale form that looks like a detained specter of the night. Soon in a madhouse she wUl mistake her ringlets for curling serpents, and thrust her white band through the bars of the prison, and smite her head, rubbing it back as though to push the scalp from the skull, shrieking: "My brain! my brainr O, stand off from that! Why wUl you go sounding your way amid the reefs and warning buoys, when there is such a vast ocean in which you mar voyage, all sail set? We see so many books we do net tb dir, si what a book lav Stand ii oc end. Measure It, tha height of ft, fha depth of it, the htngth of it, the breadth of it. You cannot do it. Examine the paper and estimate the progress made from the time of the lmpreaaons on clay, and then on to the bark of tho trees, and from the bark of trees to papyrus, and from papyrus to the hide of wild beastA, and from the hide of wild beasts on down until the miracles of our modern paper manufactories, and then see the paper, white and 'pure aa an infant's soul waiting" for God's in scription. A book! Examine tfoc type of it. Examine the printing of It and sec the progress from the time when Solon's lawn were written on oak planks, and Hesiod's poems were writ ten on tables of lead, and the Siivaitic commands were written on tables of stone, on down to Hoe's perfecting press. A book! It took all the universities of the past, all tho martyr fires, all the civilizations, all the battles, all the vic tories, all the defeats all the glooms all the brightnesses, aU the centuries to make it possible. A book! It is the chorus of the ages It is the drawing room in which kings and queens, and orators and poets, and historians and philosophers come out to greet you. If I worshiped anything on earth, I would worship that. If I burned incense to any idol. 1 would build an altar to thai.. Thank God for good IkxjJcs, healthful books, inspiring books. Christian boolis, books of men, books of women, boo: of God. 1 1 is with thece good books that wo arc to overcome corrupt literature. Upon the frogs swoop with these eagles. I depend much for the overthrow of iniquitous literature upon the mortality of books. Even good boo.cs have a hard struggle to live. Polybius wrote forty books; only fivo of them left. Thirty books of Tacitus have perished. Livy wrote HO books; only thirty-five of them remain. .Eschylu." wrote 100 dramas; only beven remain Euripides wrote over a hundred; onl" nineteen remain. Varro wrote the bf ographics of over seven "hundred greal Romans. All that wealth of biography has perished. If good and valuable books have such a struggle to live, what must be the fate of those that arc dis cased and corrupt and blasted at tho very start? .They will die a s the frog when the Lord turned back tho plague. Tho work of Christianizatrion will go on until there will bo nothing left but good books, and they will tako the su premacy of the world. Against every bad pamphlet send a good pamphlet; dgainst every unclean picture send an innocent picture; against every scurrilous song semi a Christian song; against every ad book send a good book; and then it wilbo as it was in ancient Toledo, where tho Tolctum missals were kept by tho saints in six churches, nnd the sacrilegious Romans demanded that those missals bo de stroyed, and that tho Roinnn missals bo substituted; and tho war eatue on, and I nm glad to say that the whole matter having been referred to champions, tho champion of tho Tolctum missals with one blow brought down the champion of the Roman uiltsaLa. So it will bo in our day. The good literature, tho Christian literature, in its championship for God and the truth, will bring down tho evil literature in its chompionship for tho devil. I feel tingling to the tips of fingers and through all the nerves of my body, and all the dephths of my soul, the certainty of our triumph. Cheer up, O, men aud women who are toiling for the purifica tion of society! Toil with j'our faces in tho sun-light. "If God be for us, who, who can be against us?" Lady Hester Stanhope was the daugh ter of the third carl of Stanhope, aud after her nearest friends had died she went to tho far east, took possession of a deserted convent, threw up fortresses amid the mountains of Lebanon, opened the castle to the poor and the wretched nnd th'e sick who would come in. She made her castle a home for the unfor tunate. She was a devout Christian woman. She expected that tho Lord would deseend in person, und she thought ujon it until it was too much for her reason. In the magnificent stables of her palace she had two horses groomed and bridled and saddled and caparisoned, and all ready for the day in which her Lord should descend, and He on one of them and she on tho other should start for Jerusalem, the city of the Great King. It was a fanaticism and a delusion; but there was romance, and there was splendor, and there was thrilling expectation in the dream! Ah! my friends, we need no carthH palfreys gToomed and sad dled and bridled null caparisoned for our Lord when He shall come. Tho horse is ready in the equerry of Heaven, and the imperial rider is ready to mount "And I saw, and behold a white horse, and he that sat on him had a bow; nnd a crown was given unto him; and he went forth conquering and f conquer. And the armies that were in lleaTen followed him on white horses, and on his vesture and on his thigh was written: King of kings, and Lord of lords." Horsemen of Heaven, mount! Cavalrymen of God, ride on! Charge! Charge! until they shall be hurled back on their haunches the black horse of famine, and the red horse of carnage, and tho palo horse of death. Jesus forever! BEATEN BY THE BARBER. Sad Tale ef m Smart Voting; Man IVa Knew It AIL no was a smart young man and he thought he knew it alL "I'm going to fool that barWr," he said to a friend as they started for a shave. "I'm in for tho whole pro gramme to-dav and I'm going to fool him." "How?" queried the friend. "How! Just by forestalling him. When I go in for a shave he savs 'Hail cut?' If I take that ifa 'Little oil, sir? and so on. I'm going to fool him if it costs me Sl.SQ. Watch me!" He settled himself in the chair with great deliWration. Then he said: "I want a shave and a hair-cut. I also want a shampoo " "Yes, sir; dry or regular?" broko in the barWr. He was a trifle disconcerted, but he didn't give up. "Dry," he said. "I don't care for anj oil on my hair and I wish it parted oa. the left side. You may wax my mus tache a little, but don't curl it too much on the ends. I don't cmre for any sea foam, but you may use a little bsyrum. After you are through with rsel will have a shine and my coat brushed off. Then Til Up the porter. By the war, I want my hair cut short in the back and brushed up a little on the sides." "Yes, sir," said the accommodating barber, betraying not the least surprise. "Have your hair singed, too? ItU do it good." And the smart young man looked painfully embarrassed. Chicago Trib- une. He's a Bra?. Thtria; & war dance an Indian warrior may bra to Ids heart's coatcnt and there is no one to dispnta him. Eack warrior tkerefore brags of having killed fifty to five hun dred vrhite men, and he makes himself believe it for an bonx or two. Tbia k why the dances are so popular. Tber are ninety-nine parts brae and one part daace. Detroit Free Treat, Fresdex di Ecdiai, oi Italy, especial xnearaaip for deelares that hk ornly REVOLUTION IN CHILL Report Assassination of rmlMt Bal maevda As Oppressed t'eople Revolt Against tb Rat of One Man. Lottdox, March 13. There are ru mors here that information has been received at Hamburg by private cable grams from Chili to the effect that President Balmace da has been mur dered. Up to a late hour last night there was no con firmation of the ru mor in any way. Advices from Chili state that there has been further fight ing between the in surgents and the government troops and that the former were victorious. It BALMACEDA. is reported that the j republic of Uruguay has offered to me diate between the contending factions. The present uprising in Chili and the , r :.)... i.1. ....1. 1 wmI i muruer oi i resiueui iiuiiuih.-iu wifttM j resulted from the autocratic ambitions of Halmaceda himself which ambitions were fostered by the peculiar condition into which Chilian politics had fallen. The government was modeled origin ally after that of the United States, the j ' president being chosen every five years j by electors delegated by the various i provinces. The pre iident has a cabinet of six ministers appointed by himself 1 and a council of state composed of i eleven members, five appointed by the congress. These have lieen, however, but mere figure heads, the executive being really the government. In his power it L u j appoint or dismiss tle governors ot provinces and the governors of depart ments. The latter have the practical appointment of the delegates who choose the president. The executive can serve but one term, but by this ai ngeuieitt he can control absolutely the choosing of his successor. For some years the main question in Chilian politics and the Chilians have always gone into politics with the fiercest of vehemence has Wen whether or not the president should continue to wield the enormous power which the constitution gave him ami ivhcther or not he should continue to corruptly intervene in the choosing of his successor. Balmaceda forced the question to an issue deadly to himself. Eager for jvower, olrstinate, uiiWiiding, heedless of the mutterings of the people and au tocratic Wyond any of hi predecessor, he, a man of much ability, had pushed his plan for absolute self-rule Wyond his people's endurance and the revolt followed. He refused utterly to bend to the will of Wth branches of the leg islative lody, and both HWrals and con servativesonce bitterly and vindictive ly antagonistic united against him. A REPLY TO. INGALLS. A Naval OfTlrrr Point Out Wliert lie Ttilnk tltr Kt-Seiintor It an Krrrtl. Washington, March 13. Ex-Senator Ingalls' recent attack uhiii the navy naturally excited the .indignation of naval officers, among them Capt Kich ard W. Meade, who, in a communication to a local pajK'r. handle the Kansas ex senator without glove. Alluding to the exploits of the con- j federate cruisers during the late war. Captain Meade says: "It is difficult for me to conceive how a man of such long e.verieiice in public life as Mr. Ingalls should deliWrately impale himself on one horn or the other of the dilemma he is in of Wing regarded by right thinking men either as a dema gogue or as ' an ignoramus. His assertions that Wtween 1S1 and isr..r the I'nited States created a large naval force is undeniably true, but ex Senator Ingalls, of all men, ought to know that the conditions of 1S11 and those of 1S91 are vastly ditTcreut. In lSGO-fll the sails of American commerce I whitened every sea. the merchant steam ! fleet of the. eountrv was second onlv I ' to that of Great Itritain, and when the j j tocsin of war sounded hundreds of merchant officers and thousand of our sea militia Hocked to the service of the . navy while every available vessel in the ' merchant marine was pressed into um The .south, not having any maritime . strength whatever, was utterly unable to break the blockade and with all ' its energy and undeniable pluck t could not put afloat more than six cruiser, yet what those six cruisers ' did in the way of damage to us Mr. In j galls explains when he himself men , tions the fact that Great Itritain com promised on the score." ;13,000,000 in payment of VESSELS LOST. TrrrlMp KfTrct of a Storm Oft thr Hrltlnh Cot rtrral VrvurU I.omt and Many IVmoiiB Ilrowntsl. London, March 13. Following the n blizzard a severe frost has set in all over England, greatly hindering the ' clearing of the railroad lines. Cornwall i continues isolated from the rest of En gland. Many wrecks are reported to have occurred on that coast and at Land's End and a number of people have Wen frozen to dcatlu A foreign steamship was wrecked near Dartmouth. All the crew and j passengers were drowned. The Ilritlsh I ship Dryad Has also Wen wrecked and her crew, consisting of twenty-four men and officers, drowned. The Dryad was an iron vessel of 1,025 tons bur- den. Among the schooners lost were the Lnne.sdale, nnd four of her crcu- drowned; the 5choonr Lizzie Elicn'twoof her crcu-drowned. Seventy live have been lost off the coa.t during the blizzard. Droajtht In Culn. IIavana, Alarch li The droneht me 4 1 1 x tar T t Tj a h - sc- -a vcrelv felt in the department of Santi- ago tic Lntia, wnere tne 5mall nvcr are dried up and the fields parched and bumed. Heavy losses in cattle have alreadv leen sustained owinr to the ex- tremely dry weather, it beinjj impossi- ble for the animals to get food or water. T he drought will matrnallvin- . terfere with the sugar crop, the vield of the cane &eing much reduced through lack of rain. The loss of cattle, too, will affect the crop, oxen for the labor in the fields being very scarce. Cemlajr to a rear Footing. LoxDoy,March 13. Advices from Ber lin show that the government continues to cut down expenditures for military equipment. At S panda n the force em ployed in the manufacture of small arms has been reduced from 2.000 to COO and work is also less active at the dock yards since the reichstag gave notice that extravagance in naval construction would not be permitted. It is said also that for the present the plan of convert ing the city of Breslau into a govern ment fortress wUl not be carried oat. This is a favorite plan of Count Walder aee and also had the approTal of Moltke. Iark Laatra Iaaaraace Cos; Cxeyxlxxo. a, Slarch IX The se cret organization of nearly all the fire insurance companies in the United States which has been in scsaioa here lor several days. wUl conclude its work to-day. The organization is so ?!crct that no one cstskle its ranks knows J the casscs of its members A. bul letin in the catnre of a black list is isssed every month for the beaet of the members. It centals the aaaes of persons whom it & best for iassrsace men to If itc alo&e. All of the aseet isfsheidfterc have beea Tery secret. SH j9 mmu ? X la .bbbbbbbbbbbbI n 77 &$kXJ-JMK vSn cWiTj NV ..-v - fa a Mae of UkcproceediBfs bciaff (ires IT DIDN'T WORK. Tfca Evtl Kesatts of t'ltreUabla lafoi tloa. "I don't know whether they do it In tentionally or not. thonghtully re marked young Jack Kanebiter at the club the other night, "but Mmchow tVioo nnninin.r tnu imnml an awfm lot of unreliable information,- Hows that, old chappie?" inquired Freddie Choker, his running mate "Why, I aaw In the Exaniacr last weekthat a poor voung feBowinChi - cago borrowed an umbrella of a bank prcident and the next day returned It. "Awful lie-that." 'Oh! bathe did. really He walked into the bank the very next day and re- turned it. The president was so much astonished that he called the younk - man back and made him hi cashier at a thumping salarv." i!...n b.. ; ,Itn honest, eh-" HecaUM; he was so extra nonesuch. "Exactly. AVell. you see, I thought it was a big scheme, and that I'd work the same racket before the other bovs I got on to it." the Nevada "Boss, idea." "So I rushed around to bank and asked old Helltnan to loan me an umbrella. I heard there was going to be a director:, meeting the next day, i and I intended to return the umbrella right in the midst of it, wa to paralyze the entire outfit; see?" a What did old Monevbag "V . "Whv. he said that it did not look a bit like rain. I know my bu.sinevs said I, 'just yotTproduce your gingham. So , . , " i . . i .. i.i i lie t.oiu a CJerK w lei sue uutc aiium uhu and take five dollars for security, at regular bank interest." 'Great Scott!" "Hut that wasn't the worst of it. When I looked at the umbrella, I'll W hanged if it wasn't one that Hellman .jad borrowed from me himself down at Los Angeles during the boom." And they both lit a fresh cigarette and mused sadly over the utter unre liability of a sensational pres. Sau FrancLsco Uxaminer. Warni't III llorsr. Stranger Iteg pardon, sir, but what do you value that horse at? Native Oh, about ten dollars. Stranirer You are verv fair in your valuation, sir. Native (hastilv)- -Oh, the hvs ain't mine. Light. Fortune .Seeking Emigrant. Many a poor family that seek the went- i crn wlltl in tne lioiu oi wiumug a lortune, is preserved from that iusitlious foe of the emigrant nnd fronuetsnian cuill-. und fever be Hotetter" Stomach Itinera. So effectually doe that incomparable misLc inablodefrnvi fortify the system agnlnbt the combined influence of a uudarlou at- I raotpheru and iu!!tsn.u-t:iinud water, that protected by it the pioneer, the miner or the tourist provided with it, muy safely en counter the dauber. "How old In the liclaa llyf"nk acor rcepoudut Old as tho American revolu tion Wellington made the Hessian fly at Trenton Toxs Sit Ung. . A i"ioixfiEii use of Dr John Hull' Sur suparilia will cure scrofula and plain, but Mieh symptoms of impure blood a pimple, Mires, uche-, puln.s, kidney and liver weakness, etc, vanish llko mow be foro tho noon day when this remedy i usl It stimulates the entire system, and its beneficial effect is felt at once in every part. "Yoc'Hr an angel I" lioasld, nntruardcdly, 'No, I'm not," tho repondcd, with couvio tlon; "I'm a wonmnT uud I wnt a spring gown In four week ' -N. Y. Ledger I'aik from indigestion, dypcpla and too hearty eat'Ug is relieved at once by taking one of Carter's Little Liver Pills luimedl utely after dinner, jpm't forget this. A candidate for oflloe I very much like a drowning mau. Al! the mean act of his life are quickly brought up be foro him. Puck. A slight cotn, If neglected, often n tucks tho lutir. IIkowx's Hkoxi'iiul Titoaic? give sure nnd immediate relief. .SoM orify In btjTti. Price i.r cents. "I tiiocoiit her heart was broken when her husband died I" "So It war Perhaps that account for her iuco t ing it with a knot." Philadelphia Times. Like Oil Upn Trouble! Wutor Is Halo's Honey of Iiorchouml und Tar uKn a c-old. Pike's Toothache Iirops Cureluonemiuute. Philosophy Question When a man ay that he knows inat he know nothing U it not an ub.urdltvl Answor-That do pcods on tho man. Harvard Lamjoon. Wur U an boneat bankrupt tbo same as adUhonest onol Dvaue they both full to make money. Dry (Jooda Chronicle. THE GENERAL MARKETS. KANSAS CITV. March V,. CATTLE Shipping tcT. 3 2M 11) I 1-0 3 S) lt iti V6 1'J 2SO 3 1J 19 Ctl i7 U 13 11 ( C 1 23 IlutrhcrV Mcora Satire cown 11(X;S Good to cholco heavy W'HKAT So. 2 red No. 2 hard.......... coit.t'rto. 2. ........ .......... O A i Iv "N o. 2. . . . . . . ........... 1.1 r."". O. . - ... .... .. . FLUUli Patents, per mcIc.... Knncy. ..... .. HAY Haled. .................. mriTKIl Choice creamery.. CUEUSK Pull cream K(1jIv Choice ...... ilACUS liam - MtoUidcrs clues....... . ....... X 111". ... ...................... lVTATOKa- 7Ua a : u 3 10 tf 12 a 10 U t. w ; CljJ 1 00 J ST. LOL'II CATTLE Shipping steers.... 1M liutchers' steers... I 01 HOOS Packing J 21 SHEEP Fair to choice I rijOL'll Cholco K WHEAT So. 3 rc 1 Oim CORN No. 3... OATS So. J... 8 !:. JCT;.,. t, n ULTTKK-CreamerT i PORK. 11 W an CAGO. CATTLE Snipping steers.... IKX; Packing and shipping S1JKEP Kair to choice - rUOUIt Wtnter wheat WHEAT So. 3rad CUltN.-Ko. 2. . ..... 0,X""No. 2. ...i. ...... ....... S OS z:i SO) I 03 St io aii ; j IV) us a r. tm l oitsa 0) tovta 91 9 V- 10M RYE Sa J rWjTTEB-creaniery... NEW YORK, , CATTLE Common to prtie. no5 Good to choice KUUn CooJ to choice. IM f iu a 4 10 l ll 4 v, 0 31 a 1 CO 4T t JfJy j oats W WHEAT No. 2 red 0.4 .... -t?rn ralifrd.... - ItCTTEK Creaiotry WK for Qirm op Oi Cnnf nrnMm. SflQfcctSorBUBa! TaXrs CHCAJf AtLX UA Srs is vaaiT AfcTrt KT aiMi tft UH iiCSC Hcaa t4M 9tm ass warn CATAIRN TutMtxsil It KtatTMCeU la Hrmlz HaaSara. He. X OftaWn. J aXT HaAJirrwcS.T LESSORS M -"- BUSINESS Sl.00 HOC CHOLERA $135 100 Entitled to th Beat. AU are cntlticd to tfco bot th&t Ibelr mosey will bay, so every famlljr should hare, at once, a brttUo of the bt fitallv rcmsly. Syropof Figs, tocsnv tbo tutji wba costive or btltotiv For al in 30kj acd ft OJ bottle by all leading drujtgUU. Tbckc t aa antidote to every roa, ex- , rtrBttaot t lac tvjiw-ilajr of Ballcisc i-sssip. Tie I ,'!rff2ii!.ti.lrSi'.ito Pla "" j - . - tW k Uiat lbo ..njt. tc" can ti ad only m coacecttoa with ' an latexieatinr bcversire This I a ta $fil$fiE BUtrv ,. ia a anac acd cvrry . article uoi tn Its waaaUetare 1 of rrgct- able crista f kaowa ccraUro raht.ca. , Tn rrfar U alwajr. known a. a j JJ-"0 ! -MnrfaafcMi Itcpub- ! Io ice wish to know bow le have . '. c uBaJ " trah d p k errecr tor a bar of rxrf.tw ?a s!a?!aa4KlrB? will ioUu how ltenio ki io imiuttoa. Taero are iou oi laom. i I THrxR aro a pxJ cany p" la pepp'r, i but bot half w t&i.Bjr a there sro ta cwSce. ; -IUefcaoad ilcordr J - - Xwt f warm ci : tftc rrjrr Hfertit da,' .. -j-ju. calW Dr. IteiT Vr Ik. t siroverv Evr to a xaaa ho I pirUoubr at iw ootatsiar. tho tnuS taker win & a pinch. " Iloun Cvarwr Uk Carter's LltUe Uv- m. twy are so rerv :i iroat u wallow. 2vo pata or grips;; lor tuktas. . The pufiiUl yrao ? wwrUsl !rH taut ho is la the wrtH bx Gitns Fs IUpab llcao. R&oxrniTU i curwl by frvqum mall does of llso's Cure for OunsewUva. Wur. the irew loose pateh. in lad l tnh!n?M tSere 1 a kaiewhrt lltUburgu !! Keep Your Blood Pure. A small quantity of prevention is worth many pounds of cure. If your blood is in good condition the liability to any disease is much reduced and the ability to resist its wasting influence is tenfold greater. Look then to your blood, by taking Swift's Specific (S. S. S.) every few months. It is harmless in its effects to the most delicate infant, yet it cleanses the b'ood of all and builds up the general health. j. O. O. cured mo sound soon aa I dlo- cornmenwsj uktng Swiff tjlcciI:o S S S ) and In a few vrrcks 1 fri;a nonUy curod. (Jroia. Srew r. fiaelbr, 0h. TreUe on blood acd Skin illrojcs tallied f re. Tho Sivlfl ajecinc IV , Atlanta, (la. CM. HENDERSON &C0S $3 (OF CHICAGO.) CUSTOM MADE FINE CALF QUAES rt tht BEST in ths Wrli. They also tnako many other flno frradra of unequalrd MEN'S AND BOYS' SHOES; AL.L, made to nt und wear, with out any eastern "shoddy" In them. It will save you money to demand them. "The besb is aye hhe checpesK 2oid imitdation W oheand subsHhuhes fori ySAPOLIO !Msa.solid K'ceJe of scouring S02apTry il- m fin your nexh house-cleewning. REAL ECONOMY. It is worse than nonsense to buy a cheap article with which to damage more valuable proprty. Scouring soap is at best only a trifling expense, but with a poor and cheap article it is likely to do considerable damage to fine marble or other property. DO YOU WANT A NEW i f iLDaaaaaaaf f jal aa""slSsTaaa!J g t 4JMMBjsaatSZSallH 1sWPtiIPJ BM I JaaaVHaHattlaflMa&KaHataallH - attHa-HlBllaSBMBaaaaa sPriisaaTS.aal u ii ,1J H wSmfBM m 'Bi IVERS & POND PIANO CO., ,3.n- VASELINE. Cm tn MMt mSm Vmmm Pmbm. 15 " OMffVMMMCMlCrtMl -15" Om mm ( Vmnm Cmmmt Im 10' lb.o. 5trrrMUfwiwnui.wilViM AkrU ft SL4 K Sr.41. TJWU4JIEI.MU f B CHESEBROUCH MT'C CO.. 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US I0r yOU II IMC mak- crS Ot Dr. SagC S remedy Can I CUT you, no matter ho.V bad , f . . inrWr votir Or 01 HOW I0ng Sianamg VOUr catarrh in the head may DC. Thf rml-r in tho VnrM' 1 nC maktR, an. IHC OriQS DlSpCnSan McdlCOl AsSOCia- tlOn of DtllTalo, N.Y. They're , known to cverv newspaper t ... , " , l publisher and CVCry dnigglat :n t, l-irn-l tnrl vnn cm i3;. : -' . j . . ily ascertain that their words as good as their bond. Begin right. The first stage is to purify the svstcm. You don't want "to build on a wrontr foundation, when vou're build ing for health. And don't shock the stomach with harsh t treatment. Um: the milder means. You wind your watch once cay. A Your liver and bowels should act as regularly. If they do not, use a key. The key is - Dr.' Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One a dose. poisons md well of contagious I Hood 1'wlsaa. As v est I was alSloUd Sth tho UWpsso I PIANO ? Don't say you cannot gd it till you know ho uc will furnish you one A?k by postal card and we will send ou FMEE, A CATALMIE. tell ycu our prices, explain our plan of EAST PAYMENTS, and gencrallv post you on the PIANO QUESTION. I W You may save $50.00 by writing us a POSTAL CARD. For One Dollar t W ssalt. tU iHf. tt aCail rfcaSTM. sa sa; sra la taw ts4 S4s. H tis M. Ulr srSda rarfslf sa4 la a aa4 Wsj Om mm f( Immm mm. mmmM If ml 9m mm ( Immm Smp. mmM 2S !M MS MM IMM ff WMf fMMM 25 S1.1I .a trnkixHcm rHMntiv a4 'Hi. Ja tJfca : 24 State Street, New York 1Ucmjmedd A ROBBER OR 1 Uu As a tft aws an a gun Srata tui u iM'S6I.STMlMiStaiii Stm pqmfmmw rmSrmimsk. -. jti4t Pafeals-Pensiow-Glim urxxva rex nwa rfinm,4 at Li. C rttt faUCMiA Sft ImmW I Mall la SjHJUIMNlIf iJiKwaj aaa W-vf. 4WraaWS74TSA..MUSTe.9 mmVi, klv 1 1, mi. iy-aTaVSSS- IM-rtl pmm ' M&tELrtx tx.mm4ut Cmm. Fine Calf Shoe, f JMJj HH ' mu i stir a r - VK72rSH& ft4blvWa fii sH I lav a I AHUAH Li fJieilB I i,r ; iiiiin -mu&" M12iiQ ITTar .HIKMMSa iUA. tmm&mmmKm zwm .IBHHBIfliBallGiatH f r A 1y-J tmmviammmmjmzm . i wmmmm mm r The Soap 4 that Cleans M ost Le is nox. W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE o.... a HJ-.4 !. a .iiKMt S r ''. r t t i t H )4 Imh m i ifc. ,iJr4 4 k-, llVi t . t r-w 1 t0 l-l. V . I.ji. i, ttf 14m I" .-- ). r)f rl 4 k - lim. S ft f SUrt U1 AU(wIi - 4 4 .l..ta . H .j -fc lM. it ! 4 - . fc yr M4 41 I f ' A J .4 J4l4 ff t k4&f J W.i I M IMtU. l .t M..-. f "4 . I OOLD MEDAL PAIU8 187tt W.HAKKU.V (OS DrtnI,fnof flAAAfl DicdAiai wuua fvk ' s f tl it l WM. X dtctninitH r kJ Ut H Jf ll ... ar . tlvm M w-irA t imJ aa p mk, - -l , . - Ih fv tf Ci ,. i-l. t4tf I... $A S .. f ftl. ,l,Wt.i ,. I.I, ... HOTttUito). Ill I .JtJJf wm1 ft t.lUs . U f- t j-. ft KHI k-14 tj liiwt) in.li. W, B AKR & CO . Dorchetr. Mum. Beautiful Flowers ll.j. tni fr. Tit Ml kk.t'tt Tkf r OF EXCCLLINCC Bt(4 I Ikvt.aJ.or l(. T- I lik ssrtr f mrttlttf W Mill 4 , -l. mUi I" !.( ! MitJt-T i LOW fc M !, lflfsHlHl fkytltn, I NIIM MpHJs. wit;. tril. Xfaata, m4 Writ ff sr l.rs4 .i.lr Ia l-Ual.a.4 Bait. sa4 K.t., MKW Kta, , FR1 tU l f r! Uata tut fawtatfa. C T0CS5 4S0IT M ,IUS 0&t $U It b Mi rsi i r - s.s, FURNITURE Carpets, Mtftt. Etc., On Easy Paymtnts! LOW PRICES. IMMENSE STOCK, , LIUERAL TEHMS. mm A. C. WURMSEVI ft CI.'S ! GREAT INSTALLMENT HOUSE, l KANSAS CITY. MO. I Ills ( (' tvt .4 -4Wfra I"S ; tfc trr. t fjfc fw K. . fHA$'ICAD-IT MAT IMTf ICST T9f f ? Sit. OWKN'A ELECTRIC BELT Curat Oiaas WllOwl MUHlin. frti i.ooo TtiTiimi ttttiTii ?m rtr rui ',f-lra; rjl-T HU . T. G"t JlUCIIK.Itf A - . j Mtl tdsaWbaA 4AB4MaS4s aalatiaAJk '.wb rMMtttt its. H 5l JUtt'tHMtT SlUf -W' iWH,lltmIUaMi m4 ". " N WIiiiwi ' MMil lr4... . tmrth, S.fm4 (t. Rl. fiHllMrftttW. -...,...... mt-ntt ttmi,tnyt. Tire tn t.miic -hit arrrJajiei co i.w.mMj a.4.sT.Louia.MO. LIVE STOCK CUTS. 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