z5&&. 5Ksi3 raBE53&g&:agi sa ft 1 6 BED CLOUD CfflEFl A. C HOSME. Proprietor. ED CLOUD. .-. NEBRASKA THE COWBOY IN THE EAST. " The Indians be slashed and gashed and slapped and slew and slaughtered: He'd boot and shoot the bowling Ute. who squealed and reeled aad tottered; Be'd bang and whang at every gang of robber and marauder. The horse thief strung on tte limb be bung, aad thus kept law and order. 3n every fight bis lack be struck and never met disaster; In glen and den, 'mid brutes and men. be nerer found a master: No gash or slash could ever dash against bis front terrific, 2?o foe could stand bis red right baud that slugged so scientific The rattlesnake be punched and crunched; a overthrew the bwon; Be sought and fought an awful lot each beast- "neatn the horizon. No scar or jar could ever soar, no harm ooald ever get him. "" , Bat want of breath and speedy death o'ertaek all things that met him! 2ut to the town be came for fame, be moved into the city; "He fell, ah well: I grieve to tel the pity.' oh, the pity! - Hed hit and split his bead, and get a braise at every crossing. "" i " . .And the berdic man and the moving- Tarn, bis rnargled Xorm was fbsstag. "Whene'er be crossed trie-street bis feet with -wheels and things were tangled: And his frame became a ' bloody shame, all rnaiaed and mossed and mangled; Bed tall ax.d sprawl ngktaro' it all. ha bases TS-ith most of his race stink tube wrangnce, L all dislocated and both o: bis leefnusmatedl And soon it came to piss thee, the big gas honse exploded i "" '' " And he ah me : was rat Jo's see, ae cMnr O, nv: in the sky he shot? as Taighas wafeoi-1 tractor"sbounues,xrj ,,- , ,, . And his scattered frame was fblxnc, they rralfa, in nineteen different counties! S. W. Foss. in Yankee Blade. 'COXTESSAJlOSEfcLC 1 The Adventures . of . a Modern Borneo in Romantic Venice. The ball at the Villa Borghese was over, and Philip Leighton, one of the. guests who felt the evening well spent, was going leisurely homeward on foot. It was a clear, moonlight night in the bonny month &t 'May, and such' a night in Florence. Ifcithiits" violet sky own with golden stars, is a blessing not to be wasted under the roof of a cab Jack Templeton's sister dances like a fairy, and keeps a fellow amused; Faye Norton is so deucedly pretty one forgets and forgives her silly speeches. What hair she has! Upon my soul, I believe I'm in love with them both!' Thus musing, the young man crossed the Piazza del Duomo and turned into the sleepy Via Ricasoli, which seemed quiet as the aisle of an empty church Presently, out of the shadow, Philip saw two women approacning, ooin "videntlv frightened at finding them- elves alone in the street at so late an 'iour. At seeing tue young man icey topped, hesitated, and then advanced amin. aDDarenuv reassurea uy a. glimpse of his honest, comely face, revealed in the moonlight. A thousand pardons, signore," be gan & sweet voice in Italian, "but I and my maid are not able to open our door; possibly your stronger hand might make it yield.' The house indicated was a grim old palace, many stories high, built of heavy blocks of stone, like a prison. Statues looked down from many a niche, and the lower windows were guarded with the "kneeling" grating invented by Michael Angeio. Philip threw himself upon the heavy wrought-iron fastenings of the door, but they refused to give way even under his vigorous shaking. "The door closes with a latch in side; a sharp blow will sometimes open it without the key, which Gia cinta has unluckily lost. There is no one inside the house to come to our rescue; we are really in a very awk ward plight." The white-lace fichu had fallen back aver the shoulders of the gentle-voiced stranger, and Philip saw that she was exquisitely pretty, with the pensive, dark eyes of her race, and a tender, sensitive mouth. Her lips quivered, and there was a hint of tears in the liquid eyes. This was too much for Philip, who. instead of acknowledging himself baf fled by the door and resuming his homeward route, vowed within him self to see these fair dames safe under the shelter of their own roof, or perish in the attempt. Poor old Giacinta was not. strictly speaking, fair, but the aureola of beauty emanating from her young mistress seemed, to Philip, to encompass the faithful attendant with its benign influence Across the street was a ladder lean ing against a house in process of repair. ax. sight of which Philip's look of per plexity vanished. 'Does the open window in the second story lead to the sigcora's rooms?1 he asked, eagerly. W- tTincn nya run iruimc Thp ?-t -of the house is unoccupied or we could hope to wake up somebody to let us in. "If it is not too audacious a proposi tion.' continued Philip. "1 will climb up to your balcony, Romeo fashion, with that ladder, descend the stairs, and open your refractory door from the inside.' "The same thought had occurred to -me, but I did not like to express it. It Is a dangerous height, you might fall, and it is an unreasonable service to ask ol a stranger.' Pray do not think of any inconven ience it might be to me: your confidence is quite reward enough. May I make -the attempt?" "I should be only too thankful." "1 have plenty of wax matches in my pocket. Am I likely to find any ob stacles to my progress between the window and the hall door?" "So; you have only to cross one large' room aad aa-aAe4ne"teiee findingymrsclf -at-tbe stairs." ; W ith surprising dispatch Philip tilted the swaying ladder into place beneath the balcpnjr of the old pautzzo, and began the ascent.- ' j L " ' CTPj " "I becof vbu.- sin. 5eaueMIsmii' the girl, lightly touching his arm for a moment with her slender white hand. Philip looked down into her face with one brief, soulful glance that seemed to say: "For you I would risk my life gladly." "May the Holy Madonna and all the saints protect the noble signorino!" Glacinta exclaimed. shestesaSecf the ladder with her sturdy shoulder. The ladder was a little snort and where ft stopped there" was. need for a clear head and iron wristto void actlflent. Inspired by thosercares sing eyes fol lowing hixaso intently. Philip-mastered the difficulties and gained the ledge of the window without "more- 'serious' mis haps than a cut on his wrist. 'What will Uncle Gipo think of this adventuae, Giacinta?" said the young lady, as their .knight-errant disap- fp&area' wlthin-tha, window. He ought to be thankful we were not obliged to finish the night in the street." It is indiscreet and imprudent. doubtless,' to allow a perfect stranger to enter our rooms alone, but I m sure he is a gentleman whom, we can trust. Do you not agree with me. Giacinta?" 'There couldn't be a dishonest soul 'beliind a face like that, signorina mia. -Trust an old woman's eyes for telling good from bad. fie looks like the blessed -San Michele at Santa Maria Novella." Giacinta' s rhapsody was interrupted by a burst of drunken laughter coming round a near corner. To escape a baild "of " midnight revelers, the two women shrank into the shelter of a gateway. I "Aoueerish sort of an errand for a fellow. to be bound on, 'thought Philip, as "he scrambler! uver the balcony, dropprng-himseif through the dark ,maw o window into what may be me ooupmiess pit. or. a aen oi luioves, tor aughl h'e: knows!' -More likely to be a stronghold" of' spooks,' 'from the general aspect of things. My stars! what's that?"' Swinging himself cautiously into the room, he had lit upon a sleeping cat, which promptly punished his intrusion by plunging a vigorous aet of claws through the young man's silk stocking. 'Her pet, I suppose." And instead of giving the cat the vicious kick his evil nature dictated, Philip stroked its silken coat till a cozy purring re sponded to his touch. By the light of his wax matches he saw that his wrist was bleeding from the cut, and he pulled out his handkerchief and hastily bound up the wound before proceeding further. His card-case slipped out of his pocket with the handkerchief and fell unnoticed to the floor. Philip found himself in a very large and handsome room with the rich painting and gilding of the De Medicis period. All was tarnished and worn now; the once elegant furniture was dropping to pieces, and the hangings were faded and torn. A chair lay overturned, and the drawers of a tortoise-shell cabinet were pulled out and their contents strewn carelessly about, as if one had made a rapid search for something regardless of order. Philip would have gladly taken a more lingering look at the old portraits peering down at him from the walls, some of them with dark, searching eyes so like those of his lovely protege. but a feeling of delicacy prompted him to make his way through her rooms as quickly as possible. He hastened down the stairs, lifted the latch, and admitted the two wo men, more agitated than ever owing to the disturbance caused by the drunken men. I can never sufficiently express my thauks. signore." said the young girl, holding out her hand. "You have spared us more annoyance than you can realize." Giacinta covered Philip's hand with kisses, and swore she would burn a thick taper for him the next day at Santa Maria Novella. May I not know the name of our benefactor?" the lady continued. Philip, overjoyed at what seemed the overture to a more intimate ac quaintance, searched in his pocket for his card-case, but, to his perplexity and annoyance, failed to find it. Might I have the pleasure of call ing to-morrow to bring the card I seem stupidly to have mislaid?1 he asked, with some hesitation. "I certainly wish to know to whom we are indebted for so great a service. My friend, Madame de Carolat. is coming to tea to-morrow at four. Will you come then? But I must introduce rnvself. I am the Contessa RosellL Now. as it is so shockingly late, I must j bid you good-night. Thank you a thousand times, and do not disappoint us to-morrow." "Not for any thing under heaven." Philip murmured half audibly, as the heavy door shut away from him the gaze of the girl's star-like eyes. There was now no more perplexity in the young man's mind as to whether he preferred Jack Templeton's sister to Faye Norton. He had forgotten them both, and had no thought in his heart save for the lovely Italian. Like culprits the two belated women stole up the stairs to their rooms. Giacinta lighted the old Soman lamp, and by its soft, steady isame of olive- oil the familiar old portraits looked down as if welcoming them home. "Why. Giacinta! what does this mean? My desk wide open, and all the papers scattered about. Ob. Ma donna Mia! the mosey from the Libro Aperto ""Vineyard was there fifteen Ituadrer f rancs!" The young girl flew to the desk and. plunged her hand into a drawer at the side. v "Gone! Giacinta, we are robbed!'., and 'she. buried her face desparingly in tee cushions of the nearest .sofa. . " "The Holy Mother grant you are mistaken, carina! "I am not mistakes, alas! In that drawer I pufr the money while Paolo waited for the receipt. I remember doing so with painful distinctness. Paolo sat there on the blue ottoman. I let him set down because of his lame foot. He went quietly away after get ting his receipt, and I locked the money in the drawer as usual." Giacinta fumbled wildly about among the papers, but all to no avaiL The money, was certainly gone. "And he with a face like the blessed San Michele.1 she moaned. "No. no; you are mistaken, arnica mia!" cried the contessa, reading the suspicion in the old woman's eyes. "I would as soon accuse you of robbing me, you faithful old granny. Our rooms must have been entered earlier in the evening. The window was open, and the ladder conveniently near. Many rough men were abroad to-night, owing to the fesla at Cajano. No, you need not lose faith in San Michele, as you -call him. Something impels me to trust to the honesty of that young stranger who helped us, as I would trust my brother Ugo in Heaven." "The Madonna herself put that trust in your pure heart, bambina mia, and I, too, hare faith in the young signo rino; but, ah, me! it's hard losing all that money!" 'The worst will be telling Uncle Gino. He will be furious. What a night of misfortune this has been." And yet. in spite of the great mis fortune she had sustained. Countess Natalia Roselli. as she drifted into dreamland for a few hours, felt that this special night had bees fraught with a new, rare happiness for her. She awakened to a stormy, painful scene. Ill news travels quickly. Gerino Roselli Natalia's uncle, had heard of the robbery, and had come for full par ticulars. "What is this wild story of Gia cinta's?' he began, angrily. "You have had the colossal folly to let a street-vagrant loose in your rooms. Of course he improved his opportunity and took your money." "Uncle, I'm fully convinced the money was stolen before this gentle man came to our assistance. The window was open; the ladder carelessly left near by the workmen. Paolo saw me put the money in the desk; possibly he succumbed to the temptation." "What preposterous nonsense! You would throw suspicion on an honest eonloJmo. who grew old in your father's service, to screen a well-dressed, soft spoken blackleg! Who is this fine gentleman, pray? Where does he live? Of course, if he is honorable he has told you all this?" "He wished to give his card, but had none with him; he is coming this afternoon to present himself in due form." "A likely story! And you, you con fiding innocent, do you realize that the loss of this money leaves you with next to nothing to live upon till the Rovez zano rents are due? What do you mean to do?" "Certainly not ask charity from you. Uncle Gino. Giacinta and I have already learned what sharp -poverty means, and we caa bear this misfor tune as we have borne others." A proud fire burned in the young con tessa's eyes as she spoke. "What's this?" said Roselli. as he turned on his heel to leave the room. His foot bad struck against a small ob ject lying on the floor in the shadow of a table. It was Philip's card-case. Roselli opened it and read on the first card, " "Mr. Philip Leighton. Via Pa lestro. No. 23.' This is probably the name of your gallant rescuer," Ro selli added, sarcastically. "Rather a suspicious circumstanee to find his card-case iving so near the plundered desk." "1 will keep it for him till he comes." said Natalia, holding out her hand in quiet dignity. "By all means, my dear, keep it till he comes. 1 hope your confiding patience will not be put to too severe a strain." Roselli took one long, searching look at the card, and resigned the pretty leather toy to his niece's keeping. For Philip, also, there wa3 a rude awakening that morning. A furious Italian gentleman demanded to see him; asked an account of the last night's proceedings, and accused him of stealing fifteen hundred francs from the Countess Roselli. A policeman and cab were at the door, and before he fairly realized what was occurring, the bewildered Philip found himself lodged in a cell at the Bargello. A sad contrast to his dreams of imbibing draughts of tea and enchantment with his fair inamorata. He had no friends in Florence of whom he cared to bor row money, and he was not in funds to bail himself out to keep his appoint ment for four o'clock. Count Roselli kept his own counsel as to the summary measures he had taken, and withdrew for a few days to his podcre at Feltro. As the day wore away with no signs of Philip, Natalia said to her hand maiden: "Giacinta, I'm haunted with the fear that Uncle Gino has done somethiag desperate about this miserable money. I wish you would go to the Via Pales tro and aak for Mr. Leighton." Giacinta went, and returned in floods of tears. Mr. Leighton had been ar rested that morning. The padronm said he was such a nice, open-handed gentlemen; there must be some mon strous mistake about it all Natalia seized pen and -paper, and sent Giacinta to the Bargello with a tear-stained note declaring her belief in his. Philip's, entire innocence, and her shame at her uncle's conduct. Philip. in durance vile, poured out as much of his soul as the back of an old play-bill would hold, in reply. Thus these two lovers for the cruel ty of the tyrant uncle had roused in both young hearts this consuming pas sion were made to suffer, each for the distress of the other, in hopeless un certainty. The third day of Philip's bondage, a young woman, with a handkerchief bound over one eye, presented herself at the Palazzo Roselli and asked for the young contessa. "They tell me a young English sig norino is in prison for stealing the contessa's money." she began. "Per haps they will let him free if I tell what I saw on Thursday night when the money was taken." "What did you see? Tell me every thing!" cried Natalia, eagerly. "Pm chambermaid in the house across the street. A bad headache was on me on Thursday night; I couldn't sleep, and came to the window for fresh air. I saw two men prop a lad der against your window. One man was a big, brawny, evil-looking fellow; the other was lame." "This lame man, was he old or young?" "Old, signorina. with one shoulder higher than the other." "Paolo!" said Natalia, under her breath; "My intuition was right. Go on what happened then?" "The big man began climbing the ladder. I thought it all looked sus picious, and I slipped out of my room to give the alarm. It was dark as pitch in the corridor, and I fell down stairs, giving my head a furious blow on the stone stairs. I was wild and wandering-like till yesterday, because of this wound on my head. To-day I remember everything, and thought 'it right, to tell the 6ignorina contessa. May the Madonna strike me dead if what I say is not true." With all possible haste Natalia dis patched a man of the law to Libro Aperto, to question Paolo, the farm servant. Paolo was accused of the theft, frightened into a full confession of his guilt, and the greater portion of the money was recovered. Philip, upon his release from prison, learned from Italian friends the history of the Roselli family. The young contessa was considered little less than an angel by those who knew her welL "Poor child !" continued Philip's in formant, "she hasn't a friend or pro tector on earth but that faithful old nurse, Giacinta. Her uncle is a hard, cruel man, and the rest of the family are all gone. There is barely enough money left to keep this young contessa, the last of a long and noble line, from actual want. The big palazzo has the name of being haunted, and they can't get a tenant for any of the scores of rooms. I wish some prince would fall in love with the contessina and give her the surroundings she deserves." "I. wonder if a poor artist would do instead," thought Philip, as he betook himself to the Palazzo RosellL A week later .the poor artist, poorer in his own estimation than in reality, offered himself heart and soul to. his beautiful patrician mistress. "My darling Romeo. I could not live without you." was her shy response to his pleading. Lucy Blake, in Leslie's Illustrated Newspaper. "THE FORTY WINKS." AavaatagM to Derive br Old Iwsple frosm a Atteraooa Naav Sleep is closely connected with the question of diet. "Good sleeping" was a noticeable feature in the large ma jority of Dr. Humphrey's cases. Sound, refreshing sleep is of the utmost conse quence to the health of the body, and no substitute can be found for it as a restorer of vital energy. Sleeplessness is, however, often a source of great trouble to elderly people, and one which is not easily relieved. Narcotic remedies are generally mischievous; their first effects may be pleasant, but the habit of depending upon them rapidly grows until they become indis pensable. When this stage has been reached, the sufferer is in a far worse plight than before. In ail cases the endeavor should be made to discover ! whether the sleeplessness be due to any removable cause, such as indi gestion, cold, want of exercise, and the like. In regard to sleeping in the day time, there is something to be said both for and against that practice. A nap of "forty winks" in the afternoon en ables many aged people to get through the rest of the day in comfort, whereas they feel tired and weak when deprived of this refreshment. If they rest well at night there can be no objection to the afternoon nap, but if sleeplessness be complained of, the latter should be discontinued for a time.- Most old people find that a reclining posture, with the feet and legs raised, is better than the horizontal position for the afternoon nap. Digestion proceeds with more ease than when the body is recumbent. Dr. Robson Ro ose, in Fort nightly Review. m m 'lis the accounts of a side-door saloea that are kept up by a double entry system. Hotel Maa, HOW TO GROW RICH. rather Ctarkaati Delivers Foiated TLee tar aa Trae Ceoaoasy. la early life we recollect hearing'a youug man inquire of a venerable gen tleman, who had accumulated a"large estate, what the secret of his success .was., lie said it was: "nnen you earn seventy-five cents per day, spend ( only fifty cents of it aad keep out of debt." That information, simple as it was, has had an important influence . upon' life's transactions. And if it j were lived up to by a large mass of i laborers, mechanics and all classes of wage-workers the world would be a great blessing. The rapidly increas ing riches and consequent willful and wicked extravagance of a large class of our population is corrupting the minds and misleading the practices of the great mass of workers. Whilst the riches are increasing, paupers are multiplying much faster. There are twice as many, according to popu lation, of those who ask and re ceive aid now as did fifty years ago. And yet the wage-worker receives twice as much now as then. The articles of food cost no more, and clothing not half as muchaa then. Wage-workers of all classes, both male and female, are not prosper ing as formerly. They are not weekly, monthly and yearly laying up a por tion of their wages as then. They live more extravagantly, spend more reck lessly, and foolishly ape their neigh bors in fashionable follies. Mechanics appear, at least a large proportion of them, not to attempt to make any pro vision for the future. When they make $15 or $18 per week, instead of per- t manently investing at least one-third 1 of the amount, they spend it all. Then, if work fails, or the man is taken sick, or any member of his family, so as to keep him from work, the family at once becomes an object of charity, the rents are unpaid, the butcher's bill neglected. The man becomes discour aged at the accumulated debts, until he begins to debate with himself whether he ought to try to pay the old debts. So soon as he does that when he be gins to study how to forfeit his honor, repudiate his obligations, he is gone. He no longer has that keen sense of honor which teaches him to regard as sacred his debts. Then he is no longer a man. His pride, his ambition, and all of the impulses which nerve and sustain a man in life's conflicts, are gone. He has not confidence in himself and his neighbors have less. But if a man lives by rule, uses the plain neces saries of life, and scorns to ape the follies and eorrupt practices of the growing cussedness of the world, and lays up carefully at least one-third of what he earns, soon he will see tbere are better days for him. A little weekly and annually saved, the in creasing accumulation of interest, the increasing ambition, and the renewed energy will soon build or buy a house. Then the expense of living decreases, and the saving can be more, until im perceptibly the man with his family find themselves in comfortable circum stances, respected by the world, his financial credit established, and he is enabled to enter other enterprises than as a day laborer. We have seen these things worked out and demonstrated all about us for the last sixty-five years. The man who spends as he goes soon has noth ing to spend, but is broken down in spirit, credit and character; but the man who weekly saves a portion of his earnings, economizes in his busi ness, soon places himself among the honored and respected. It is as cer tain as the revolution of the spheres. But the man who saves nothing sinks lower in spirit, enterprise and charac ter. He soon becomes too indolent to work and not too proud to beg. And he goes down as fast as gravitation will take him. Trust no man who does not regularly save and lay up a certain per cent, of 'his wages. There is no hope for him. He will become sour, abuse those who prosper by saving and will live a miserable life, hating the pros perous and dying a beggar. "If you earn seventy-five cents per day. spend only fifty cents of it." Iowa State Register. m BLACK IS WHITE. A Seeaslagly Iaeontrovertlble Argasaea front Etysaolagr The word black (Anglo-Saxon Mae, tec bleak.) is fundamentally the same as the old German black, now only to be found in two or three compounds, as Blachfeld, a level or plain; Blach mahl, the scum which floats on the top when silver is melted, and Blachfrost, and it meant originally "level," "bare," and was used to denote blackness, be cause blackness is (apparently) bare of color. But the nasalized form of black t is blank, which also meant originally " bare, and was use to denote whiteness, ' because whiteness is (apparently )bare of color- The same word was used to denote the two opposite things. From which it would seem that black is white. To any one who shall point out a flaw in this etymological argument I shall eadeavor to be grateful, provided he does not disturb the very satisfactory conclusion. This I should naturally resent. It may help him to a conclu sion and serve as a further support to my contention to point out that bloc in Anglo-Saxon actually means "white" as well as "black," so that it is not in its nasalized firm only that the same word is employed to express opposite things. Why is this, unless that to the primitive mind both white and black appeared to agree in being bare or void of color, and for that reason to deserve the same name? And here I ca not help harboring a suspicion, suggested by the Old German Blach frost (which appears to be nearly ob solete, or only used in some localities) that our "black frost" meant originally a frost bare of accompaniments, as hoar, rime, and it is a coincidence only that it should be black in color and blacken the vegetation. But we have long lost hold of the original meaning and believe it to refer .to the color. liotes and Queries, INTELLIGENT MONKEYS. Cartou Aaweriaiae off a CtU-aaaaaaa aa1 aa Oraag Oataag-. The great physiologist. Biumenbecav had one of the monkey tribe, whosst movements and conduct he carefully watched for more than a year together. It came to manage the wood for the stove with great dexterity, and would put it in with as much judgment and economy as a cook-maid or a parsi monious spinster. This animal was very partial to the fire, like all other apes, and would occasionally singe hiaaself. when he would sally forth and roll round in the snow with all the ecstasy of a Russian after taking a warm vapor bath at 180 degrees of heat. After en joying this luxury for a time he would return to his old quarters by the fire. He once swallowed a lump of arsenic large enough to have done the business of ten Kalmucks, but in him it pro duced only a trifling indisposition, ana in a short while he was quite well again. A work on insects happened to lie for some time upon the table, and which our philosopher contemplated with solemn studiousness for about aa hour. The illustrations particularly riveted his attention; whether they awakened reminiscences of his former haunts is unknown, but when the book came to be examined, it was discovered that with consummate address he had pinched out all the beetles of the large plates and actually eaten them it is supposed mistaking them for real in sects in some unknown state of pre servation. Some curious details are given of the habits of orang outangs exhibited many years ago in London. They were male and female, the former the Chim panzee, and the latter the Borneo. In some respects they presented a marked contrast, and did not show the least tenderness or attachment to each other. The social habits of the Chimpanzee far exceeded those of the female. In the morning, on first seeing a person whom he knew, he would utter a loud cry of recognition, and running to wards him, would stand perfectly erect, spreading his arms like a child to be taken up. when he would wind them around the neck of the individual in the manner of the fondest embrace; nor was it an easy task for those to whom he was attached to leave the room ex cept by stealth. The instinct of providing and plac ing warm materials for her bed was most marked in the female, who would be for two hours dragging blankets from various parts of the room, smooth ing and changing their position, and beating any raised part down with her knuckles, assuming at the same time a look of gravity and an appearance of wisdom. The hearing of both animals was re markably acute, and the knowledge of sounds was accurately shown. They also seemed to have a pretty good idea of time, for as the hour approached at which they were removed to their nightly quarters, they would of their own accord get the blankets, and en fold themselves in readiness to depart; and if their removal was protracted be yond the usual time, it required force to prevent them from going to the door. The Chimpanzee having caught a cold, he had a violent cough that in sound was remarkably human; and when a fit of coughing came on he was usually given some sweetmeat or cor dial to stop it. He soon adopted the cough as means of obtaining these lux uries. Really, those creatures that "ape humanity so." create in us strange and by no means agreeable sensations about ourselves. N. Y. Ledger. A HEALTHFUL DIET. Fralt m TPerfeet rood 1st Sasasaer as Well aa Wlater. Some people are afraid to eat fruit, thinking that fruit and diarrhoea are always associated, when, if they under stood the true cause of the diarrhoea, they would know that it was caused by eating meat. In hot weather meat pu trefies very quickly, and during this process alkaloids are formed which are ery poisonous, acting as emetics and purgatives- 'Tis true that fruit eaten green or between meals will interfere with digestion and cause bowel troubles; but use fruit that is perfectly ripe at meal-time, and only beneficial results will follow. Acids prevent calcareous degenera tions, keeping the bones elastic, as well as preventing the accumulation of earthly matters. This is because of the ol vent power of the acids : but manufact ured acids are not harmless, as are those which nature has prepared for us in the various kinds of fruit. Fruit is a perfect food when fully ripe, but if it were in daily use from youth to age there would be less gout, gall-stones and stone in the bladder. Stewed ap ples, pears and plums are favorite ar ticles of diet. For breakfast or lunch eon, in the dining room or in the nur sery, there are few table dishes more wholesome and more delicious than well-stewed fruit served up with cream or custard. There are many persons, however, who can not eat it on account either of acidity of the fruit or the excess of sugar necessary to make it palatable. Sugar does not, of course, counteract acidity; it only disguises it, and its use in large quantities is calculated to re tard digestion. The housewife may, therefore, be grateful for the reminder that a pinch, a very small pinch, of carbonate of soda, sprinkled over the fruit previously to cooking, will save sugar, and will render the dish at once more palatable and more wholesome. Medical Classics. e Summer boarding. Algernon de Swellton "Will you please pass me the menu?" Eliza Jane "We haven't any this morning, sir. They'ne not ia yeL" IBB i n I It SH USSGBUSEBJitZaSe. J'i - '-' ' -"'- .mJF-fr.-fhf'" .i.K.r' n i , iBaViL. .-..-,.. .7lr& SsaTQIIUIiWlJlai"WM "ii ' '- nisi-ii -m i-sv mi-i hi -i