szzssi&zr wv Jir-: v :sts;- - i-r-- -- r . . . . .1 .- t i . i-" ifir"i iiim i irrTr Tmr- &-K'..rf,.3-.U;,i,,Jr jkj.- ,a1 imiws '"1T"W HIRSUTE ELECTROLYSIS. JtroTlnij IIa!r bj 7.1ans of m Seedl. Ilcatnd to Incandescence. Xiciacihoaofocstroyin hair follicles is the porca cf tUc claa by izcau3 of a nesdis hotted to incandescence by an electric cur rent after iuscrlica. has, eay3 the Electrical ZUtlac, set nany c. woman rejoicing in tho ytiTiihiir.tica of mustaches cf various de grees of visibility, or perhaps in the path made between meeting cycbrow3, or even lathe dcsfruslion, root and branch, of a stubborn tuft of hairjrroiviug: from check of jaw like sedge grass in n lirtd ; and she has thanked electr.tily for the removal of at le3t cue Iccnbus to beauty, doubtless re lating in cosiidcurc tho depiliatory csperj. ence as ono of the wonders of that M great force." Bat is it truly a wonder when a white-hot platinum needle singes out the root of the hair tact it I:il's the hair? Uowccald it be otherwise! "What is to hinder?" as tho man saf J when callod upon to admire tho Fallsof Kiasara as a great wonder of nature. And 9io gavo a descriptisn of his idea of wonder tat tho water should Cow up the stream and ascend tho falls. In this case the method used would be much more truly wonderful if tho dermatol oxpt should reverse the action of bis appa ratus and raise a capillary crop ad n&ttum. As Carlylo says : "Instead of carrying taa torch for burning let him wield the hammar lortulldlng." IJctcrc to yourself a gildod youth sitting in fin operating chair liko thoso ia tonsorlal Soriums, having aide whiskers or ajraa o germinated according to the whim of the. hour, while there could be a resume tiofton the shiny occupita of those whose fosVheads extend pretty well toward tk spinal column. It Captain Gulliver, of blessed mentor, gate as hJ3 judgment that tho man w&o coaled two blades of grass to grow whera one grew before was worthy of tho prize offered by tho King of LilHnut, how much moro shall bo tho reward of those who cause spcar3 of hair to grow where nono grew before that is, since before tho war. Ae the locomotive has not dispensed with the service of horses, so the second form of thy. apparatus would not obviate all need of Jfs present application. For, i addition tor the purposes before alluded to there woVu su.1 remain mon cccincg moro on 'less of a beard removed, yet cot wishing either to shave cr to bo shaved, and then there would still be those desirous of pos ing as a phrenological phenomenon, who wojU2 have the area of the forehead cn Inrttc" accordingly. Mi Uicso matters furnish a promising fetj for :!icr.o who can reverse the action onhirsu;c c.i:t-o!ytic process, and raise cafillary crops. Tho field may not bocn trr4h overrun, .cr there are everywhere parsons who, jllfco th8 knight in Hudi brs Can discern and divide nc fcalr 'tw:xt south and southwest atde, and some may yet have their old prefer enres for hair-cut and shave, while other may be so lost to youthful vanity as to pre astro their denuded scalp in all its present Solsh. MONODY OF A PEN. Affecting- Plaint of a Castaway with nn EtcboU History. 5 m but a worn-out fountain pen, my use luf days arc o'er; so badly battered up am I they've slung mo on tho floor, begins the pojrtofthc Boston Transcript, who inthia instance represents the worn-out fountain pes. A writer'3 hand has wielded mo for mere than half a year, and now that I can tntrkno mere, I'm lying sadly here. The janitor may come, perhaps, and claim me for his own, or with tho ether waste and truck perhaps I may ba thrown; and of tho millions in tho world, not one in all tho. men will ever givo another thought to this old fountain pen. Tho man who used to write with me, before he'd start to think, would rudely twist me all apart and chuck me full of ink, and then I'd scratch along and tell of some bright youthful bride, who wed tha only man she loved, serene and Joyous-eyed; and of her dress and of the igfts that decked her flowing hair, and of Ca words the parson said about the "happy gat jjndthen I'd glide along the page aafleave tho letters bold, to tell how soma 3 gathered in a wondrous pile of gold all the other Httlo things that g to re a day, aai 2" & 4U my work ia defe r& calmly ag away, rve CoB of births. Pre told of deaths, of joy and dark despair: I've told fear? vagrants are ran Mies oil cp their fassr;Fve qaotow Flench and Greek, bad Xnelish I ammo, I've treated of the loud guffaw and likewise of the grean. I've helped to kick wtieu days were hot, as when tboy were too cold: I've run in linos fsora chestnut poems aawhen "the knights were bold;" I've told how in some lonely grave the clammy earth was flung, I've shown bow some at eve have wept, how scmo at eve have suns;. 'Hdw Itichard lice got thirty days for going en a drunk, how Faddy won a slugging match because he'd lots of spunk; how aosc one, smiling, took a gun and aimed it at s friend, and in a jesting, joking way, brought one life to an end. Of how the .smiling servant lit the Arc with kerosene, aad swopped her apron for a robe where teres arc nevcrseen; of how some stumbling felt went Gown toward tho burning bars, while others .clambered up the, road that Mads toward tho stars. I've told of human atserv. of human grief as well, of musty .thtsks of ancient wine, and buckets in the' "nil: of gray-haired men and women old, of. Happy girls and boys, of groans and smiles of prayers aad thanks, of sorrows and of Jojfs; andpowmjr point is worn away, I'll isofibble never more, but lie alone, a broken mock, upon the office floor; and those wao've read of alll've toloV in all the ranks emen, will give but little credit to this jsauea fountain A Bad Caw st a Fcneral. A thrilling incident transpired at a fa il in Bungree, Victoria, the other da paU-bearers and oOnr officials were in Bungree, Victoria, the other da a'. i actor teartas; the remains af the ma talented from tho cemetery gates to tha gofro, and tho friend aad relatives feU lowed sadly in the wake, allowing their ait tav tears to filter through large handhar aafs,fhen a one-horned, bony cow,ottl aMcrycyeandanelarated taZLtora doom the cortege and batted the gentlemen i bore too coffin into acooouiea.ofxafs 'fficapadty; than aha-skiawd abovV ieked along sideways, trod apon tb aaMession, ana wore-noiealn it with bar Mttaryhorn, after which tha remainder of fjb) moaraera sought comparative aeouiity anitop of tombstones and ia other ekvatedj .leavnw the oaxi and wounded on said of action. Thegrava-dirgersuD- ajaaaaBy dhrertad thecow'a attentien witk , ana ue nmerat lennuuiea wnn a ! Steae-Blaaklag. aaana learned mofeaeora are diacuaalsg is sxtiodieal the aubject of amwUsdnaat taurn. ae laramr umm uu bih at tha ntesent moment; iecaasa LaawwohaTso' ww onv,the. groondi aro noV JUrerjr to na any ioc Jblit is Ottenabag tQifam (wawt of SCHOOL AND CHURCH. Ker. Augustus Totten, tho only colored Catholic priest in this coun try, is tho pastor of SU Joscph'a Church, Quincy, I1L Eov. Walter L. Huffman, of Peru, Ind,, has married over 1,200 couples and preached 1,300 funeral sorvlces. His surpasses tho record of any other clergyman in the Stato. Lord Carnarvon is urging" that the Anglican churches ought to be open on week-days for private worship, and tho Archbishop of Canterbury and the other churchmon agreo with him. Kentucky has six counties Har lan, Knott, Perry, Lotchor, Boll and Leslie that have novcr had a church within their borders during the sixty or seventy years of tholr existonco as counties. Germany i9 doing? considerable foreign missionary work now-a-days. It has eighteen societies and supports 522 missionaries, who look after their 210,000 converts. Last year the total receipts in money were over $700,000. A rector writes to the Guardian that a "celibate order among tho clergy is one of tho imperative necessi ties of the time," the reason being "the impossibility of supporting a wife and family upon the ordinary income of a curate." The brother who murmured In his heart against God while tho drought lasted, but did not thank him for tho blessed rain when it carao. i9 very much like the rest of U3 ready to as cribe all troubles to Providence and all hlcssings to chance. Christian Advo- Biahop Vladimir, tho new Russian Bishop of California. Alaska and Aleu tian Islands, brought to this country a full boy choir of forty voices. Tho new Bishop is transferred to tho United States from Japan, and his special work will bo to improve tho now wretched condition of the Creoles and Indians in Alaska. John Carswoll, a deacon of tho Scotch National church at Blooms bury, Eng., was recently fined flvo dol lars in a police court for assaulting tho wife of Johnson, a village painter in tho church. The ovidenco was that he struck her with the pedestal of the offertory box and pushed hor so that ehe became ill and had to leave the church. The assault was the part of a row between tho church officials and Hie pastor. Rev. J. Mackio. - Philadelphia has a new religious sect whose title is fearfully and won derfully constructed. It Is "ThoEc closia of Israel; the Cyipz of Worship ping Congregation of Our Father'8 Kingdom on Earth." They havo re vised the opening' sentences of tho Lord's Prayer so that they read: "Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Tliy hand of power our eoul do fear; Thino ear of lovo our prayers do hear; Thy voice of light illumines our feet; unto Thy house our steps we bend, eternity with Thee to 6pend; Thv kingdom h:is come; now let Tby will bo done on earth as it id in Heaven." According to a London contempo rary, among tho offers recently re ceived for mission work was one fro; "a married man with a' small family of fourteen," who was quite willing to proceed to China and to leave his fam ily behind him, for a large family he found a "great hindrance to grace. Probably he is going a little too far to find grace. If he would stay home and look after his family perhaps ho would secure more of the precious article than by abandoning his family for a foreign trip. This declaration recalls the disinterested patriotism of tho lata Artemus Ward, who was willing to sacrifice his wife's relations in tho war. Christian at Work. Specific Education. Mr. Vanderbilt pays his cook $10,000 a year, my boy, which is a great deal more than you or I earn or at least it is a great deal moro than we get be cause ho can cook. That is all. Pre suniably because he can cook better than any other man in America. That is all. If Monsieur Sauccangravt could cook tolerably well, anfl shoot little)-and speak throe languages toler ably well, and keep books fairly, and sing some, and understood gardening pretty well, and could preach a fair sort of a sermon, and knew something about horses and cpvld telegraph a little, and could do light porter's work. and could nead proof toterafery.aad could do plain House and sign painting, and could help on a threshing machine, and knew enough law to praotice in the justices1 courts of Kickapoo township, and hadmice run for the 'Legislature, and knew how to weigh hay, he wouldn't get $10,000 a year for it He gets that just because he knows how to cook, and it wouldn't raako a cent's difference in hU salary if he thought the world was Hut and that it went around its orbit on wheels. Thero's nothing like knowing your busine-is clear through, my boy. frim withers to hock, whethor you know any thing elseoi V.'v:t'-43efcr?idofkaow. ing "ty ,c.f- the sorraonmnsi Merit Wlaa, We deure to say to our citizens, that for years we hire been selling Dr. Kings new discovery for contnmptaon, Dr. Kings new life pills, Bucklias arni ca salve and electric bitten, and hav neyar handled remedies that sell so well, or that have given such univere sal satisfaction. We do not hesitate to guarantee them every time, and we stand ready to refund tha norchasA price, if satisfactory results do not JoOlow their use. These remedies have won great popalarity purely on their merits. l Special Bate. The B & M has issued a circular of special rates for special occasions, tho following of which arc of more or less interest to this section. Omaha Fair and Exposition, Sept. 2G. Round trip for one far, 50 cents added for admission to the ground. Parade Association of Priest of Pallas. Kansas City, Oct. 14. On fare for round trip. Twenty-third national encampment G. A R, Milwaukee, Ang . 26-31. One fare for round trip, with special terms. E. E. Harris, Agt The young Emperor of China has publicly expressed his dissatisfaction with the chief briac provided for him. For the present he will try to worry along ith .ome of his second-class brides, but it is a hard line for an em peror. m Bncklin's Arnica Salve. The best sa've in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, fait rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns; and all skin eruptions, and positively cures, or no pay required, it is guaranteed to Hive perfect satis faction, or mancy refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Henry Cook. It pleases us to call the attention of our musical friends to Fisher's Rob in's Farewell." Caprice, for Piano, and asserts that it compares with the very best of the late music. Mailed on recept of 50 cents, in 2-ct. post tagc stamps, by Ign. Fisher, Publish er, Toledo, O. A J?:t"e iuVMfmoiit Is one which k guaranteed to bring you satisfactoiy results, or in case of .ailure a return of purvhascd price. Cn this plan you can buy from our aIveitiseil riniupst a bottle of Dr King's New Discovery for Consump tion. It is guaranteed to give relie. in every case, when used for any atf fection of the throat, lungs or chest such as consumption, intlamation of lungs or bronchitis, asthma, whooping cough, croup etc. It is pleasant and agreenl'lc to taste, perfectly safe and can always be depended upon. Trial bottles free at Henry Cook's drug store. 1 The chimneys are not the only caus; of the smoke nuisance. There is besides, for example, our young friend the cigarette smoker, who stands on the street corner exhaling noisome vapors into the faces of innocent pe destrians. Dr. Jaque's German worm cases destroy worms and removes them from the sys tem. Safi- pleasant and effective. Good mothers use .Dr. Winchell'a teething syrup Tor children with cold, sore throats, and to regulate tho bowls. Uncle Barn's nerve and bone lini ment will relieve strains, bruises, neuralgia and rheumatism, l)r.l. L. Field, No. 53 East Ma ple St. Uncle Sam's condition powders the best for horses, cattle, bogs and poultry. Get the best! EUerts daylight liver pills, for sour stomach, torpid liver and indigestion. Gore your coughs and colds with EUerts tar and wild cherry. All druggists keep t. Large bottles fifty cents and one dollar. Happy Home blood purifier is the people's popular medicine for purifying the blood and malarial diseases etc. Larpe Dottles fifty cents and one dollar. CarpctH ! Carpet ! ! Mrs. M. . Huffman, living two miles west of the city on the Kaley farm is prepared to weave carpets on short notice. Orders by mail will receive prompt attention. tf Take Notice. To William Arnold: You are hereby notified that on the 7th day of November; I8S7, 1, L. Baum purchased at puDitciax sale iroiu toe county treasurer, ai. It. McNitt. at the court-house in lted Cloud Webster countv. Nebraska, for the taxes for the year 1886, amounting to SC.05. The following described land situated in Webster county, Nebraska, taxed in the name of William Ar nold, The north east ?i, of the south-west H section C. range 9, town 3, west of the C p. nu. containing 40 acres. The timo for redemption of said kind from the lien of said tax sale will expire November 7th, 1889, and if not redeemed before the above date expires I will make application for a treasurers tax deed. L. BAUM. Take If etlce. To M'E. Gordon:: You are hereby notified that on the 7th dar of November 1887, 1, L. Baum purchased at public taxsale from the county treasurer M. B. Mc Nitt at the courthouse lnReddoud. Webster county Nebraska, for the taxes of the year 1886, amounting to $33,85 on the following described hud situated in Webster county Nebraska tax ed in the name of M K. Gordon: The south-west k south-west U. secUon n. town 2. range 9, west of the 6 p.m. containing 180 acres. The tune for redmptkm of said land from the lien of said taxsale wM expire November 7th 1889, aad If not reaeenea ueionj ioe auove aaie expires, a i will make application for treasurer's tax deed. I I.BAtTM. Take ffotlee. To William Arnold: You are sereDv aoused mat on ue 7th da; dar of November 1887. 1. L. Baom purchased at oab: lie taxsale from the county treasurer, M.B. He Nitt, at the coarthotise In Bed Cloud, Webster eesmrjr, neorasKa, iot ue taxes ox use year UBS aaeuntlDrtTfSVSS the foUowiac described land situated In Webster county Nebraska, tax ed la the name of William Arnold: The south west of tho southwest U.sectiooe. town 3, range a, west of the 6 p jb. containlnf 40 and 88 MBth acres. The time forredempuon of said land from the lien of said tax sale will expire Wotcaaber 7th. 18S9. and If not redeened beftm the above date expires Iwiflmake appUeaMoa leva treasurers tax aeeo. ImBavm. I.W. TULLSS,M.D TTOMI Nattbeal OMOEOHATHIC PHY9C CIAN. IT. 8. EX- amlnlng Surgeon. Office oprxxlte nrst ai Bank, aea uicma. irenraKa ChroBie diseases treated by mail. O.C.CAS1 Jas. McNaxr, 7ASB&MCNKNY. ATTOmNEVSANO COUNSELORS AT LA W WIU practice In all courts of this state Collections as well as litigated business careful y and eSfcienUy attended to. Abstracts roralaa edoaawUeatiem. Ovrfoay-Orer First Natloaal Baak. aed ckmd,Ktw. SHERIFF'S SAHC. Notice is hereby Riven that umler ami Iv vir tue ot an oruor or sa:o isM'ta ty i. n. Fort, clerk oft he district court out of Hie i-litli in. tlicial district in ami for Webster count jr. Neb raska, upon aicere mr.n action ientlin in said court, wneruiu, the Nebraska Ijkm ami Trust Company Is plaintiff, ami Charles K. Drown, I'licebe J. Brown, Mary. I. Olin, W. O. Dimick. George C. liaflle, John Doe ami ltich ard Hoe are ilefendtiuts. I shall otfer for sale, at public vendue for cash in hand, at the east door of the court house in Hed Cloun. in said county (that being the place vhre the hist term of court was lioldcii; on the 3rd day of Settemhor. 18S9, at 1 o'clock p. in., the following descnted property to-wit: The wot ) half, of the north-east (1-4) quarter, and the west (IS) hall of the south-eat (1-4) quarter, of section elplit, and the west () half of the houth-east 0-J) quartet, mid the norili-ca-t (1-i) qunrter or the south-east (1-4) quarter, and the north ('i) half of the south-west (1-4) quarter, and the east (J.) half of the north-west (t-t) quarter of section ;) five in tow nship (4) four, north of ransc cj) nine west of the Ctli 1. M. in Webster county, Ne braska, Given under my band the 2Tth dayof.lulv, ISsO. 1 1 . 0, scott, Shuriir," .John ill. Hawaii, riaintlff's att'y, K.t Take Notice. To William Arnold: You are hereby notified that onthe 7th day or November liv;, I, L. Uaum purchased at public tax Side from the county treasurer, M. i;. Mo Nitt, at the court house in Ked Cloud, Webster county, Nebraska, for the taxes of the year lSStf amounting to $6,95. The following described land situated in AVebster county Nebraska, taxed inth-j name of William Arnold. The north-west Mof the south-west ?i section C town 3, range 9 west of the 6 p.m. containing 40 and 14-I00th acres. The time for redemption of said land from the lien of said tax sale wiU expire November 7th 1889. and if not re deemed before the above date expires I will make application for a treasures tax deed. L. Oaom. Take Notice. ToN. D. Fox: You are hereby notified that on the 7th day of October, 1887, 1, L. Baum purchased at Private Tax Sale, from the County Treasurer, M. B. McNitt, at the Court-house in Red Cloud, Webster county. Nebraska, for the taxes of the year 1885, amounting to $4.27. The following lot situated in ebster county 4 Nebraska, taxed in the name of N. I. Fox in the village of O'wics. to-wit: l.otS, block if. The time for redemption of said lot from the lien of said tux sole, w ill expire October 7th, 13.). and if not redeemed before the nboe date expires, I will make application for a Treasurer's lax Deed. I. Baiui. C. W. Kai.ey, J. I- Kalkv. jvai.i-.v i:i;u. id TTOUNEYS AT LAW. Agent for the B. &.11.K. K.lands. OliceoiiWeb-ter street Cloud. Nebraska. BON TON BAEBER Shop ' .AND BATH BOOM, Wm. STIXGLEY, Propietor. First door nortb of City Bakery, ft fitted and thoroughly equipped. We respectfully solicit your patronage guaranteeing B9tisfation in every case. Our Motto: Will be to please all who give 'is their trade. All work done in a first-class manner and in the latest fad ot the profession. BIc G has given unlrrr. sal satisfaction In the cure of Gonorrhoea and Gleet. I prescribe It and feel safe In recommend ins It to all sufferer. A.J.ST03EB,aU)U, Decatur, III. rr.icE.si.ee. Sold by Druggists. C. L. Cotting, Agent. D. B. Spanogle, Real Estate and Loan Agent Red Cloud. qeo. o. and b. d. yeiser, PROPRIETOR? OV THE Winer Usui; ititftt OiiSeE RED OiXHJD. NEB. Complete and only set of abstract books in Webster county. Grazing and arming lands and city property for sale. Denver to Chicago, Denver to Kansas City, Denver to Omaha, Omaha to Chicago, Kansas City to Chicago, Omaha to St. Louis, BEST LINE FROM WEST TO EAST! SURE CONNECTIvlMS LOW RATES BAOGAOC CHECKED TMPrOUOJf. Throucfi tlokami over tho Burllnc ton Routs) oro for oalo by tho Union Pacific, Denver A Rio Crondo and all other principal railway, and by all asonta of tho "BurUnsjtoo For fnrttior Information, apply te nyapjonvorto P. S. KUSTIS,d?T'ktAsn, aMaHA.KSa f si. : . . . -.. ii. -4rt tt, a Wt TO 6 DATS. MlanMnml H aallMm. BiiiMiiwiiiini Subscribe for oldest and newsiest paper In the county. 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