agajagteiaggsag88 :5'ivra.?:-.x5f-.yy- tLSSMKMKCiS -,--w ..... .I, ,. -, -. - - -. ..- . i- ... - . - w 4 ONLY A BOY. , lealjaboy. with a heart light aad free; lam brimming with mischief and frolic ana Klee: Idaace with delight, aad I whistle aad slag; Andjrou think such a boy never cares for a thing. Bat beya hare their troubles, theagh jolly they aeem; Their thoughts caaga farther than Boat peo ple deem. Their hearu ae as epea to aorrow aa Joy. And each has his feeuags, theagh ealy a bey. Kowettwhi wood. iTt8 worked hard at poiag tke Have done aU ay errands aad tried to be good, I think X might then hare a rest or a play; 3athowahaUIamaaaget Caaaayoaesayt If I start for a stroll it is "Keep off tbe street:" ir I go to the boase.lt is "Mercy! what feet!" If I take aseaVtls Here! giro me that chatrr If I lounge by a window, 'tis -Don't loiter there r If I ask a few Qaestioas, tia "Doa't bother mer Or else. "Such a torment I aerer did see P I am scolded or cuffed it I make the least noise. Till I think in the wide world there's bo place for boys. At school they are shocked if Iwaat a good Play; At borne or at church, I am so la the way; And it's hard, for I don't see that boys are to blame, Aad 'most any boy, too, will say just the same. -Of coarse a boy can't know as much as a man, -Batwetrytodor.eht jostas hard as we can. "Have patience, dear people, though oft wean " noy, -jFor the best maaoa earth once was "Only a Boy." Aunt Lucy, in Ohio School Journal. A MOMENT OF ANGER; The History of Mr. and BrownloWa Quarrel. BY ROBERT BOTE. CHAPTEE J. jN their return from the theater the serv ants of Mr. and Mrs. Brownlow saw with the greatest aston ishment that neither of them was at home Habitually, when their master and mis tress dined oat, they returned towards eleven o'clock. On this particular even ing the lady's maid sat up waiting for their return. At three o'clock in the morn ,T.T . w ing Mr. Brownlow returned alone. The maid, astonished, asked for her mistress. "She will not come home," was the gruff answer. "You can po to bed." The next morning the servants rose early to gossip over the event. They began to in quire into the facts. On the day before the lady's maid, who was acquainted with a dramatic author, had received some tickets for the Star Theater. Knowing that the master and mistress were to dine out, she had asked for permission to go out with the cook. Mr. Brownlow, who was in the room at that moment, said that he bad no need of the valet and they might take him with them also. All the servants had left at seven o'clock, leaving Mrs. Brotvlow dressed ready to go out and her husband finishing a letter. They had not sent for a carriage; there was a cab stand a few steps from the house and the weather was dry. From that moment they knew nothing more. The master and mistress had been mar ried a year. They were evidently rich, be cause they lived in a fashionable part of Fifth avenue in a charming house beauti fully furnished. One could well see that there was no lack of money; the butcher, the grocer, the baker, etc, had never to present their bills twice, and at meal times pecuniary matters were never mentioned. Nevertheless, there were often stormy scenes between them. Mr. Brownlow was quiet, taciturn and headstrong; he was never angry, but when he had once taken it into his head that he did not want a thing it was impossible to make him change bis mind. The servants did not l.ke him be cause he was cold and haughty. Naturally, his wife was of an entirely different charac ter; she bad many caprices, and became vehement if disappointed in carrying them out: she scolded, cried and wept, but, after all, it was always she who smiled first and came to embrace her husband. She was jealous, did not like her husband to go out alone, particularly in the evening, and was anxious to read all the letters he received, but he obstinately fought for his independ ence, did not wish to tell her where he went or where he had been and declared his in tention to remain the master of his corre spondence. Besides such stormy moments, the two seemed to adore each other, but their life m common was not without diffi culties. They received few visitors, and the per sons who came to the house were generally members of the family or friends. The lady's parents were mentioned at times, but they never came to see her. After having commented on all these cir cumstances, the servants found no motive sufficient to explain why their mistress had not returned. The valet could endure it no longer, and he formally asked if he should lay a plate for madame when he set the table, and when she would come back. " Lay the table as you always do and let me alone," was the answer. He laid her plate for breakfast, then for dinner. The next day he omitted it. The master of the house was moody and silent; he remained absent tomctimes for days. The persons whose habit it was to call on him arrived as usual and were re ceived by him, but nobody knew what he had said to them. The mystery became un bearable. The maid determined to call upon her friend at service in the house -where her master and mistress were to have dined on the day of the event. She learned then that the family had waited for them until eight o'clock, and that they had sot been sees there. They sight have written, perhaps, since, but no dispatch bad come on that evening. The lady's absence became more and more unac countable. Something extraordinary must have happened immediately after the departure of the servants to cause the breaking of the engagement for dinner. And where had they dined! Not at borne, assuredly. I?. when they were alone, they had changed their mind and taken a fancy not to go out and to dine alone, they would have disturbed the buffet in the dining-room and the cupboard in the pantry. Nothing had been moved. And then the lady bad not taken any lnggage with her, not even a valise, not even a traveling bag. She had gone away in an evening dress, with noth ing in her hand, and she had not come back. The storv soon spread through the neigh borhood. It could interest directly but the furnishers of the house, the baker, the butcher, the grocer, eta, who knew Mr. and Mrs. Brownlow. They said that she was a very pretty and gracious lady and that they did not think she was very happy. They JG7..'3 -M if J 1 spoke about it to their acquaintances, and the affair made a great stir. People gen erally are food of mysteries,- but on condi tion only that they shall be told finally all about them they consent to suspend their curiosity during the first act of the drama, for they know they will get satisfaction in the fifth act. They must know the last word of the mystery. Consequently they began to sake inquiries m order to find out what might have become of Mrs. Brownlow; they were lost in conjecture upon what might have happened on the day of her disappear ance, between seven o'clock in the evening and three o'clock in the morning; they studied the face of their master when he went out or when he returned, and they found out that be seemed strangely care worn. There were crowds of people before the bouse; they discussed the possible circumstances of the secret drama. Some jokers invented a whole story which they told to the passers-by, and the policemen of that beat had to interfere to make the crowds move on. The serious people of the quarter, fathers of families and store-keepers, disapproved of these gatherings, but thought that justice ought to take the affair in hand; they hinted that it is not to be permitted in a civilized country that one cause a woman to disappear without rendering an account of her disappearance. "Rich people," said they, "have connections with the police and they are asked no questions in a case where a poor man would be arrested im mediately." On the other hand, people won dered why the family of the young woman had not yet put in an appearance. One may not be on good terms with one's children, but this is not a reason to suffer them to be murdered without saying a word about it. Perhaps the lady's parents did not know yet what had happened; there ought to be somebody charitable enough to inform them of the occurrence. And then new crowds gathered on the sidewalk near the house, with inquisitive and threatening attitudes. Ihey did not pay any longer attention to the injunctions of the police, and order in the street be came disturbed, so that one day the chief of police presented himself at the house of the Brownlows. "Sir," said this clever functionary, " for some time past there has been a serious tumult, the cause of which is not very clear to me. I sent some police men to disperse the crowd: but new gath erings are found in proportion as the old ones are scattered, and I bad to inquire into the motives that brought them together. I have heard some singular rumors to which I can not attach the least credit; but I should like to be in a position to answer them intelligently in your own interest as well as that of public order, and I have come here to ask of you some explanation, which will enable me to act in the matter with propriety." The chief of police had had some trouble to reach the end of this little speech; he ex pected to be interrupted at the first words and his little effort had not been studied beforehand. But he found himself in the presence of acool man, who listened to him without opening his mouth, and who looked straight in his eyes. When he had finished Mr. Brownlow answered him: "It is a fact, sir, that I have remarked, too, for some time the crowds of people standing before my house. lam ignorant of the reason thereof; so far they have not done any damage to me and I do not com plain. If it hinders the travel in the public street, if there should result any disturb ance of the quiet and good order of the neighborhood, it is your business to take the necessary measure to put a stop to such a state of affairs. For my part, I should be glad not to bare to mix in these crowds every time I go out or when I come in." After these words he threw himself back in his chair like a man who had finished speaking and had said all he had to say. "Permit me to remark to you, sir," said the chief of police, very politely, " that the present situation can not be prolonged. The gatherings of which yon are the cause are not of a dangerous character; it is a restrained and local movement; but if prompt measures are not taken it will spread to the neighboring localities, and on the day when it Is generally known that there is agitation around your house you will have the whole city under your win dows." "I should be sorry, I assure you, Mr. Chief of Police, if this should give any annoyance to the city authorities; but it does not con cern me. If there is any disorder in the street you have at your disposal the means for its repression. Take your platoons of police; if that is not sufficient, send for the soldiers of the National Guard, and if the movement takes a dangerous aspect you will have it in your power to call out the artillery. But I do not understand why you should address yourself to me in this cir cumstance. What am I to do?" "As you ask me, sir, Twill tell you plain ly. The reason of these crowds whose un usual presence you have remarked yourself, in a street habitually so quiet, is the disap pearance of your wife. 1 do not know what may have given birth to the rumors which 3 s iir 'PERMIT ME TO REMARK TO TOC, SIR.' are afloat; but it is said that for several days she has been absent from her home, and they even go so far as to accuse you of a crime. I do not doubt for a moment that all these rumors are without foundation. But if you are willing to give me an expla nation of your wife's absence, I shall then be able to contradict all the reports which are afloat on her account, reassure public opinion and calm the fears of the people." Mr. Brownie w rose, and in a few words put an end to the chiefs visit. I have no explanation to give you, sir," said he, "concerning the disappearance of Mrs. Brownlow. The fact of her being ab sent can not constitute on my part aa in fraction against the laws or regulations of the police, and if 1 am accused of a crime, it is the business of the proper authorities to fine the proof." After this the chief of police had nothing else to do but retire He had gathered no information to satisfy public curiosity, but to put his responsibility at cover be made out a long report upon all the rumors of the quarter, upon the conversation he bad bad with tee accused, aad he gave a cor rect plan of the situation of the house. This was the first part of the brief. The press could remain silent bo longer upon the event. Several journals had re 'IWF.ir JdVlaiNl il'-' 'JEi II 4r, TtZ'WS&m... 1)tT Xl, 4r Ar Jw'J Vje W'L- jJI I l f 7V"4.l7 3f 1 M Jf 1 1 If IlKnuia r v. nvu.na- wv ni- a.n t ceived already letters from their subscrib ers, ia which they comatsised that there was never any mention in their news paper of the accidents and crimes which took place on Fifth avenue. It would ap pear that their columns were reserved for the more central quarters of the city or for a few privileged suburbs, as if aU portions ef the city should not be subject to equal treatment after their annexation, particu larly under a republican form of govern ment. Bu'as soon as the affair had become the object of a report of the police, the news papers began to speak of it. It was at first in vague terms; they contented themselves with saying that a fashionable quarter of the city was in great excitement on account of the sudden and unexplained disappear ance of a young woman belonging to the best society, but that they did not wish to make themselves the echo of the grave ac cusations which were as yet formulated only in a whisper. The next day a news paper, moro bold or more pressed for money than others, told in full the name of the street. Jt was the Journal that gave the most complete details; one of its re porters knew tho dramatic author who bad given the theater tickets to the maid; he could thus interview her, and, thanks to the indications wh.cb she was only too much flattered to furnish him, he was en abled to inform his readers that the name of the young woman was Leonora, and that of her husband Gustave; he described the furniture and gave some detailed informa tion upon the habits of the house. This number of the newspaper came into the hands of the lady's parents; her father came hurriedly to the bouse of his son-in-law and at once he asked him : " What have you done with my daughter I" " I have done nothing with her, sir." "Where is she!" "I don't know." "Then you will tell me nothing about her!" "No, sir." CHAPTER IL The lady's father understood at once that be would only lose t:me by insisting; he questioned the servants, went to the chief of police and gathered all possible informa tion. The functionary quietly explained that there were every day women disappearing from their conjugal domicile; he had even tho kindness to communicate statistics com piled with great care by the head clerk of the bureau of police showing that the an nual average of these disappearances was much larger for women between twenty and thirty-live than for women that were older or younger. The desolate father clamored against the hypothesis which this communication im plied; he answered for his daughter's moral character, and, besides, supposing that she had left her husband willingly, she would have made known her intention or explained her flight; she would have car ried with her some luggage, and, more over, tbe husband would not have accepted this departure with such incredible resig nation. But the chief of police put to him the following dilemma: "Either your daughter went away will ingly; in this case I shall send you to an in spector, who will put at your disposal some of his agents who are accustomed to make these kind of researches; it will cost you a few hundred dollars; but I doubt of the success in the absence of the clew. Or else there has been a crime committed, as yon seem to believe. 1 have not sufficient ground to order immediately a search to be made; but you can address yourself to the district attorney, who, upon your affidavit, will put the wheels of justice in motion." This was very grave, but the unhappy father, after having consulted his wife and a few intimate friends, after having sent to the family lawyer, who could obtain no explanation, he thought he could not pass in silence Leonora's disappearance, and he decided to put the case in the hands of judi cial authorities. The public prosecutor had the case ex plained to him. Mr. and Mrs. Champion were rich property owners. Leonora was their only daughter. They had made the acquaintance of Gustave Brownlow in the country at tbe bouse of a mutual friend. Gustave belonged to aa honorable family who bad owned a fortune, but bad lost it again. Nothing wrong was known con cerning him, if not that he was without money and without a position. They had not encouraged his attentions to Miss Champion ; but the girl had fallen deeply in love with the handsome gentleman. The parents refused to give their consent to the marriage; the girl declared that she would never take any man for her husband but Gustave. They were obstinate on both sides, and when she came of age she mar ried her favorite suitor. Unfortunately, Leonora, once she had attained her majori ty, enjoyed the free disposal of a large fort une which had been left her by an aunt, and the young man must have been ac quainted with this fact. The marriage had taken place against the formally expressed will of the parents, and since that time all relations between the two families had been broken off. It was known through the servants and the school friends of Leonora, who con tinued to visit her, that there was trouble in tho house, that there were often violent storms between the husband and the wife. Tbe absolute silence in which Mr. Brown low shut himself up justified any kind of supposition, for he had no interest in cov ering up the wrong doings of his wife if there had been any, or to hide the motives of her absence if he knew them. Of course it was repugnant to impute a murder to a man whose education and bringing up seemed to prevent such suspicion. But it was not impossible that a man of a secret ive nature might have been carried away by a moment of anger and that once the crime committed he had applied all the re sources of a cultivated and intelligent mind to wipe out all traces. The district attorney could hardly be lieve that a man of position like Mr. Brown low could have committed so frightful a crime. .He knew besides bow difficult it is to hide a body. It the husband had come back from a journey one would suppose that he had thrown his wife over a precipice, drowned her in a river, or strangled her ia some wood. But he could not have left hi? house until seven o'clock; ho had returned at three o'clock ia the morning. It was not in eight hours that he could have found the necessary time for the execution of the crime. It was legitimate to exact from him an explanation as to the employment or his time aad to discover what reasons he might have given to himself for this apparently explainable disappearance. On the next morning Gustave Brownlow received an invitation to present himself at the office of the public prosecutor. On see ing him eater this officer was struck by the expression of gloomy determination which was stamped on bis face; oae could read ia it at the first glance a cold resolution and an entire self-possession. He took a seat without saying a word, looking attentively at tbe prosecutor. The two men observed each other before opening hostilities. Tbe people's lawyer waited for a moment in the hope that his adversary would by his first words betray sentiments ef some kmd ; but the silence becomiag prolonged he was forced to open tbe conversatioa. "I have sent for yon, mr, to ask yon for some explanation of the disappearance ef Mrs. Brownlow. I warn yon that a com plaint has been lodged by. your. wife's fam ily, and I hope that yon will not persist be fore mo in the attitude that yon held at the time of the visit of the chief of police. The circumstances which accompanied this dis appearanco'are grave enough to impel mo to demand an account thereof." "I have nothing more to tell you, Mr. Dis trict Attorney, than I have told already to the persons who have questioned me on this subject. I do not know where my wife is." "Under what circumstances did she leave your house!" " That does not concern you." How, sir!" exclaimed the lawyer, con founded. "You forget that you are speaking 11 I yn i n l J m. H Tl "I HAVE SENT TOR TOC." to the representative of tho law. Let me remind you of it." "I do not "know by what right you ques tion me upon what passes in my house, and I find your inquisitiveness offensive." " There can be no offense in tho exercise of a legal mission X invite you to answer me and to do it politely." " Set me the example by not mixing your self in my affairs without being asked." . " I am obliged to mix myself in your af fairs," answered the prosecutor, becoming impatient; "before going farther in this af fair I had a wish to talk with you in the hope that the explanations that you might have given me would put me in a position to calm the anxiety of a justly alarmed family; but your answers justify all sup positions." " What suppositions do you allude to!" asked Gustave Brownlow. " You have killed your wife." " You are impudent, sir." " Take care, sir; you insult me." "It was you who insulted me first by throwing in my face an allegation unbe coming among well-bred people. Name two of your friends; I will put them in relation with my own and to them we will submit our difference." "What I A challenge! You may retire, sir. I shall find a way to make you speak." "It was not worth while to disturb me if you bad nothing else to tell me." The two interlocutors coldly separated. ITO BE C05TINCSD.1 ABOUT HOUSEKEEPING. Miss Parloa Tolls Why It I as Be FN- ferred to Boardiag. Mismanagement and indolence are two of the great causes of failure in housekeeping. People do not always begin in the right way. They frequently use so much money in the first year as to become disheartened. Unable or unwilling to economize, they surrender their house and turn to some body to make a home for them where the expense shall not be so great. But they would rather keep their house, much rath er; and. were they courageous enough to resolve on retrenchment, all might be well in the end. It is the first years that are the most trying. Estimates of tbe rent, cost of furnishing, fuel, lights, service and some few other things can be made, but the little unexpected expenses are a source of surprise and discouragement. When retrenchment is discussed the av erage husband is apt to urge a reduction of the expense of tbe table, yet he is quick to object to any change which will deprive him of the food he likes or thinks he re quires. A concession here by the husband and there by the wife, and instead of fail ure we should have success in housekeep ing. If either be indolent, however, tbe fault must be overcome, or a perfectly happy home is not to be expected. Some thing which should be provided or uone to conduce to the comfort of the family is miss ing or postponed. In time the eyes are turned toward the beacon set upon the boarding-house, and another failure in housekeeping is to be recorded. Despite all evidence to the contrary, how ever, 1 am firm in my belief that housekeep ing in general is not, all things considered, a failure. The finest suite in tbe finest hotel in town offered for exactly the same price I pay to maintain my modest home would not tempt me to make an exchange. Sur render the comfort, freedom and happiness of a home of one's own for luxury and lazi ness in a hotel! Not I! And how can any sensible woman do it if she be welL have sufficient money to carry on the house and know how to direct domestic affairs! Let the reader pause for a moment to think what it is to have a long illness at a hotel or boarding-bouse; to be distressed by noise made by thoughtless and unsympathetic fellow occupants; to be able only with dif ficulty to get some few simple dishes which you crave. On tho other hand, if you are ill at home, what a difference 1 There is no noise to dis turb you, for the members of the household, longing for your recovery, go about silently and are ever on the alert to prevent you from being annoyed. Yon hunger for some particular food and loving hands prepare it ana bring it to your bedside. North Amer ican Beview. Am AbMBt-Mladed Man. Cincinnati has the champion absent-minded man. A gentleman living in tbe suburbs went in a store on Walnut street to make a few purchases. Tbe only light in the store was a candle standing on the counter near the money-drawer. After making his pur chases he handed theproprietor a bill, aad after returning him the change the propri etor walked to the rear of the store to ar range something, when suddenly he was left ia the dark. He started toward tbe counter, and groping around it found, not the candle, but the change. It struck him then that probably tbe man in a Jit of absent-mindedness, bad taken the candle instead of his change. He started out after him, ana catching np with him saw that he had the bundle in one hand aad the candle ia the other. After apologizing for the mistake the stranger took bis change aad gave back the candle. Western Bank Mateaaeat. An old chap who has been running a private bank in Wisconsin, being appealed to for some sort of a statement or annual report, posted this on bis door the following day: "Notice This 'ere bank has got IBs 000 behind her. She don't owe nobody a cussed cent. Good paper discounted, at heretofore, aad nobody propose to est sticks for Mexico or Canada.'' i mftfMtfc FARM AND FIRESIDE. The most useful implement oa as farm is a level head. Old ducks never get lice. The oily nature of their feathering prevents vermin. To exterminate moths from trunk and chests, wash well with borax water, and after drying use benzine. Air and sun well before using. "Always have a nice bunch of hay before the calf, to induce her to eat, thereby expanding the stomach,' ad- (visee a. cattle breeder. Select seed carefully, and keep se lecting. Build up. Pedigree in corn is just as valuable as pedigree in tbe shorthorn or Poland-China. Ameri can Agriculturist More sheep die in the spring from 1 indigestion than from any other cause whatever, according to tho Michigan Farmer, and this is due generally to the innutritious food, as straw, poor hay, etc., which they are compelled to eat to sustain life. Fried Fish: See that the slices are cut across the body, if pieces of a large fish are used. Wipe dry. Egg and crumb, as for other fried article. Fry in deep fat, which must be smoking hot, using a frying basket. Set it back a little aTter the first, and cook for five minutes. Poultry Is generally the most neg lected of all farm stock, while in pro portion to, cosl. it cpn be made the most profitabier Putting a hen at fifty ceot&,.she .oagbt to "pay a net profit of twice her value in a year, and she will do it easily if given a fair chance. As tho season advances all the ani mals upon the pasture or range should bo freely supplied with salt. Hogs should have a good supply of a mix ture of salt, ashes and charcoal. Also, an occasional lick of salt and sulphur; charcoal and ashes aid the digestion, while sulphur has a tendency to give a healthy tone to the pores of the skin. Farmer and Stockman. Don't be afraid of "burning up" your crop by using too much manure. It is a myth that never materializes. The only way to "burn up" a crop is by neglecting it. Plenty of manure, and the soil kept loose on the surface, will always give good results. Con centrate your work on a 6mall space, and aim to leave the soil richer after the removal of every crop. It is very easy to over feed a brood of young chicks. This produces vari ous diseases dysentery, which de stroys so many; paralysis, which pre vents the use of the limbs and causes the chicks to flutter about helplessly and perish; apoplexy, which causes them to fall over and die suddenly, and others which kill off fully one half of them. A chick, or a voung turkey, or duck requires a little food and often; a tablcspoonful is enough for a dozen of them, and the food should be given six times a day. HARROWS AS HOES. Bow to Leasea Uaad Labor la the Perform ae of Farm Work. I have harrowed my potatoes for twenty years long before I had a smoothing harrow. Since I have had the latter implement I use it for both corn and potatoes. As I plant my pota toes very early and they are some time coming up I run the harrow over them before the vines appear, then again soon after they are up. 1 plant in drills, with the rows two and one-half feet apart. In about a week or ten days, according to the weather, and the starting of the weeds, I run the culti vator through, and before they start again I run through with a horse-hoe. I then run through with a double-mold-board plow, which will do about all the hilling needed; but if the weeds start again before the vines are too large. I run through with the horse-hoe again, set so as to hill more. If the rows are just far enough apart the plow works splendidly. With corn, I run the har row before the corn is up, and then follow up with a weeder, unless the ground is very free from stones. If it is so, the harrow can be used until the corn is six inches high. If the ground is stony, the weeder is better, as it can be lifted over any obstructions, and can be used until the corn is one foot high. I then use the hoe as long as needed. If these machines have been used at a proper time say, just as the weeds are breaking through the ground there will be no further trouble with weeds. If I do not want to sow grass seed, I hill a little, and that covers all the weeds in the rows. One advantage of this system is that I use no hand labor, which costs too much. Another ad Vantage is that one can choose a hot, dry sunny forenoon aad go over all the ground, while if the work is done by hand, rain may overtake him, and the weeds may get large and grow all the better for the hoeing. I know of no soils oa which one can not use, at least, two of the implements named, and these used at a proper time and in a proper way will always take the place of the hand hoe. One should al ways remember that they must be used before the w.ieds get much of a start, otherwise they will often help the weeds along. - They can be used ia hill culture as well as in drilL They can entirely supplant hand labor. I never use the hoe to plant or cultivate after tbe crop is up. As I have said, I4o not believe any farmer can afford to use hand labor as it is too expensive. 1 man must use his brains if he wants to succeed with a machine, A harrow er a weeder run over a piece of corn or potatoes oa a hot, dry sunny day at the proper time, will kill all the weeds; but if used on a wet day or after the weeds are up it is worse than useless. L. W. Curtis, in Rural New Yorkac - MISCELLANEOUS. Montana is no "pent up Utloa, It is considerably larger than the Stat of New York. A negro in Rankin County. Mis sissippi, who had stolen a mule, was lately given the option of going to the penitentiary or receiving a hundred lashes on his back. He chose the lat ter, taking the punishmentlike a stoic. It was Wanamaker, himself, who once wrote an advertisement reading: We have striped women's stocking at 15 cents per pair."- This was the be ginning of a great man's business ca reer. She "O. 1 shouldn't lKce to be bitten by a boa constrictor." He 'Boa constrictors don't bite." She "Don't they? What do thov do?" He "They squeeze you." She "O. that's ever so much nicer." Boston Herald. A florist in England claims that a rose bush, which has been bearing white roses for more than thirty years, has suddenly changed, and now puts out only red roses. The only cause assigned for this is tho enrichment of the surrounding earth. In a village of Westphalia ches9 Is one of the school studies. An exami nation in chess is held annually in the upper form of the school, and tho best six players, who however, have to be victorious three times running, are presented with a chess board and feasted for a whole long summer's day. While a farmer of Stonington. was plowing one of his fields, recently, he turned up an ancient English pole-axe, the first of these weapons ever found in Connecticut, and it is supposed that tho weapon was used in the massacre of the Pequots at the Mystic forts by the early colonists. A wealthy citizen of Americus, Ga.. recently received a letter from his daughter who is attending a college for women, stating that she had gone to New York with a chap. The father sulTered great mental excitement until he learned that "chap" was intended as an abbreviation for chaperon. A celebrated barrister, retired from practice, was one day asked his sincere opinion of the law. "Why, the fact is," rejoined he, "if any man were to claim the coat upon my back, and threaten my refusal with a law suit, he should certainly have it. lest in defending my coat, I should lose my waistcoat also." Harriet McKay, a Scotch girl, aged twenty-eight, stole a man's clothes whil he was asleep, and went and offered herself as a soldier. She passed the examination all right until tho doctor's turn came, and he handed tbe adventuress, who is tall and comely, and belongs to New Zealand, over to the London police. According to a Florida paper, firm of produce dcalors in Cincinnati returned only $150 to a fruit grower at Citra for two carloads of oranges. Knowing that he had been swindled, tbe Floridian went to Cincinnati, where he discovered that the net proceeds of the shipment were $1,340. He pre sented his claim for$l,190out of which he had been swindled, and it was quietly paid to him. This is said to be a frequent experience with Southern fruit growers. A Western office-seeker who said he was going home by the next train was packing up his satchel at a Wash ington hotel recently 'when a friend said to him: "They say President Harrison takes a walk every day.' "Yes, he does." "Where dees he generally walk?" "I don't know where he generally walks.but to-day he walked on my neck." and he jabbed a night shirt so deep into his satchel that the dents are still in the floor. Washing ington Post. Revenge is Sweet. Mrs. Stetson, wife of the operator at a little station in New Mexico, was sick, and steadily growing worse. At last she said to her husband: "Stet! That Dr. ain't helpin' me one sole bit. I'm gettin worse every day." "I know it, Alice! 1 know it! Don't appear like he's any good on earth.'? "I tell you, Stet, I'm goin' to die! I feel it in my bones!1 "Wal, Alice" (with solemn earnestness and comfort), "if you do, I'll be blowed if ever 1 pay the doctor!" Drake's Magazine. A new fancy which girls are enjoy ing through busy morning hours is that of wood-carving, not in the Sorrento, machine-fashion, but with the hand work of pencil and tools. Every one has heard of the passion for wood carving in Sweden. Through the long, dark winter, one of the chief recrea tions of the people .is that of carving' utensils or ornaments. Even the women carve "thousands and thousands of them," as a gentleman from Swedea once said. But in this country, and especially in the East, where there are not many Swedes in comparison with western cities, wood-carving is a deci ded novelty. Cats have not attained a high repu tationfor intelligence.but instances take place occasionally which go far toward redeeming their characters from sus picion of stupidity. A beautiful cat which enjoyed the favor of a family took such pains to do her duty on one occasion that there could be no doubt that she possessed some power of rea soning. She came to her mistress much disturbed, displaying by restless, actions great distress. It w.-s evident, after watching her. that she wished her mistress to follow her. Wheat this was done, and the mistress west down stairs' after excited pussy, there was found in the pantry another eat calmly enjoying the inside of & custard pie. The contented purr ot the first cat at bringing the recrerjat to justice WH sjausiag. I 2 .3 i ti kill M m r 'i i 7 tf I HViinHWIIWW