M VICTIMS OF BEANS. A Boston Story Conccrnins the TraHi nt Vhl:Ii There Can IteXo Doubt. Quite a number of years ago a voung German emigrated to Bo-ton. and set" tied down here among the Yankees. He prospered, set up in business for himelf, prospered some more, and after a time went back to German v and brought over, from his native vH- which to buy a glass of cool, refreshing lage. a young wife. The young couple, beer All of a sudden he was given living and trading among the natives, the Danish throne, and since his acces became pretty thoroughly American- sion to sovereignty he has got good ized. but did not lose their romantic places for all his sons and daughters in affection for their native land. Chil- the crown and scepter line of business. dren were born to them; they still pros- But, with all his good points, he is pereil in business, and after fifteen wrong-headed in some respects, and years the husband retired from trade, extremely pig-headed in his wrong llis heart still turning to Germany, he headedness. He not only wants to determined to take his family there, have his own way in every thing (in and place the children in school, leav- which regard he does not differ much ing it to the future to determine wheth- from most of us); but he has strong cr he should remain the rest of his life ideas about the Divine rights of Kings in German-, or return to Boston after ideas that do not scemvery unnatu the education of his six children had ral when dropped from the altitude of been well advanced. . ! a Hohenzollorn Kaiser, but which cer The first day after the family had ar- t tainly do appear ridiculous when puffed rived at the parents' old home was Sun- ' up from the low level of a pumper day, and the children with their father nickel kingling. The difficulty into and mother, were grouped around their grandparents for breakfast. Instead plunged himself by his mulish abso of being forved with the usual plates of lutisin is thus explained: Boston baked beans, the elder of the I The rejection of the Danish Minis children was asked by the grandfather try's budget and the consequent ab what he would like to have for break- . rupt closing of the session of the Bigs fast. ' dag by royal decree is only one more "Some beans, if you please," said the repetition of a performance that has boy in his best Genuau. ! been going on at intervals for several The grandfather showed some snr- years. The Folksthing, the popular prise and said a little crustily that he ' body, regularly refuses to grant the was sorry that there were no beans. ' appropriations demanded by the Es Then he turned to the next eldest, a trup Ministry, which, alike by its arbi girl. and asked her what she would like trary methods and by insisting on large to have for her breakfast. military expenditures, is in great dis- Td like onic beans, please, gross- ' favor. The King as regularly there vater," said the girl as a matter of UP" dissolves the Rigsdag and voles course. himself a provisional budget bj- procla- The grandfather appeared somewhat ' n,atio". :is lie "y lawfully do under vnvml. hut . :n!.-..,1 tin. tliii-,1 ,.?.n.i !.... . - --, -- ,. ..,-h ...u aaa 1U l UtlV he would have. "Beans, please," said he. The old gentleman here grow very angry. But he aked all the"restof tiie children in turn, down to the youngest tot. and all declared that they wanted ome beans. And when they found that they could have none, ihe smallest children, overcome all at onec by homr. sickness began to cry, and the older ones looked very distressed and un happy. Their grandparents rebuked the father and mother for not rearing their children with better manners. The parents protested that it was per fectly natural, and began to feel de- ciueaiv nomcsicK inemseives. , , , ,1 the father to the ' al was over ami "It is no use," said motuer. alter tlie me; iiieynau retired loineir cnamoer. "ive have made a mistake, and neither we nor the children can be contented here. It isn't that we can't do without baked beans on Sunday morning, but that we have beeoaie such Yankees that we shall be homesick here." "I think von are right." said the wife. "and now that we have made up our minds to that, hadii t we better go back to Boston and educate, our children there?" "I think we had," said the husband. After a short stav. which nobody en- joyed, the family packed up their'bag- gage and returned to Boston. And all because there were no baked beans on Sunday morning. Boston Transcript. LEARNING TO TALK. i The Process of Language Development In a Baby. Exceedingly interesting is the process of language development in a babe. - Xo study in anthropology is more fer tile. The babe's first cries arc purely instinctive and therefore purely animal. Its complaints are in and by pure labi als and liquids used with the open vowels. It does not use the genial tubercle: nor for many weeks the frontal brain. Its second list of sounds move farther back, and are g. goo, gutturals of the simplest sort. This g sound, with its natural associate U becomes the well-known basis of all primitive lan languages the clicking or glicking of Aminos and Hottentots. Next observe the babe as it watches your mouth and laughs at your cooing and your baljy talk. It finally sets its own articulating organs in motion and imitates you. The consequence soon is simple use of the frontal brain and the genial tuber- cle. Tlie goo-goo is followed by eh-ch and che-che, and soon after by modu lation. Thoe are not only the first use of the hiuuaa organs but the first cere brated sounds, as distinct from instinct ive and inherited utterances. The steps toward a highly complex cerebrated language are thereafter rapidly Liken. We have to bear in mind that the babe organically follows historic evolu tion, and is an epitome of past pro gress. So also in his speech he moves on and on over the pathway of the past, and reviews it all. An intelligent child expresses approbation and disap probation by the same sounds that arc used by adult moakoys. The savage hardly uses cerebrated sounds at all. Tlie refinement of languages has ever consisted in eliminating the animal in heritance. The child's use of gestures is also inherited. He does not need to learn to ne his hands: only to secure mus 'ej. cular strength to direct them. His play at first is surely animal frolic, rejoicing in shouts and shrieks that later he does not find necessary to his enjoyment. Hi- laughing and crying can only be understood as a language, as they aro surely alo in adults. The evolution of laughter wo.jld be a delightful branch of our topic, but a then.e too much by itself. It U, enough to note in passing that not omy do animals laugh, but they smile. Laughter i even not un common a?fiong fowls. have owned a cock thai had a most .distinct cachi nation. 0"cn CourL TROUBLE IN DENMARK. Things la Ilamlet's Kingdom That Are De cidedly Rotten. King Christian, of Denmark, is a nice old gentleman in many respects. And he really ought to be, in common gratitude to Providence. He was a one-horse German Prince, with nobody to rule over, aud hardly a nickel with which his royal nibs of Denmark has an exigency clause in tlie Uanisli con an exigency clause t stitution. Then when the Parliament reassembles it refuses to approve this resort to the exigency provision, and also rejects the regular annual budget. This performance has been of late fre quent to the point of monotony. In the autumn of 188G, again during the first days of 18S7, then in April of the same year, and once between that time and the present these parliamentary crises have occurred. It is a strange struggle that goes on in Denmark. King Christian persists in his methods; the Folksthing holds to its own; the Laudsthing supports Prime Minister Estrup; tlie people regularly send an opposition majority to the lower house. The marvel is that the quarrel goes on so lo g willlollt araied revolt,Lv. Y. 'j'imcsT FAST YOUNG WOMEN. Why Men Worth Having Never Think or Slairjrinc Them. There arejirl who, instead of mak ing themselves useful and calmly rest ing in their maiden dignity, think only of getting married, and use questiona- j ble means to achieve their purpose. . rorgettuig tne proverb : " Hie more haste the less speed," this sort of girl not infrequently assumes a "fast" style of talk, manner and dress in order to make herself attractive to the ! opposite sex. Fish may nibble at her unit, mil mey win noi anow inemseives to be caught. A loud girl may attract attention and have half an hour of popularity, but she is a type of the short-sightedness of some of her sex. Men of the baser sort may amuse them selves with .her, but no man worth hav ing would think of marrying her. There is a liberty that makes us free, and a liberty that makes us slaves, and the girls who take liberties with mod est' of speech and manner, and who cross over the boundary into mascu line territory, arc not more free but more enslaved than before. And the approbation of men, which is the end in view, is lost bj the means to gain it. Whatever men may be themselves they like gentleness, modesty and purity in act aud thought in women. They want their wives to be better than themselves. They think that women should be the conservators of all that is restrained, chivalrous and gentle. Lady Bellaire, in Blackwood' Magazine. mum Nevertheless one's wife. The farmer who employs a wood-chopper, has no intention of putting on style by hav ing a hack. A woodman, like ithe play-writer, should be judged by his ax. Sifting. m JtESf who are a great deal run after fugitives from justice Boiton Courier. The average waterine place is maintained by those who are trying to sea core their wasted health. Buluth Baragrapher. m Of conrse Solomon was the wisest man. A fel!ow with never, hundred wives has a chance to get instruction. Journal of Edu. cation. Form letters of the alphabet are always in love. - A rrrmto tribute paying your tailor's bilL Amp Haven Seat. Can a blind man be held liable for a bill which he excepted payable at sight? Ex change. These is nothing that will warm up n man's language bo much as dropping n chunk of ice down his back. Fall Jitvtr Advance. The "rubber trust" innst have organized for the purpose of furnishing conscience to the other trusts. Chicago Journal. m Seaxcocks those composed of paint and scenery on the stage. EoDGn ox eats the kid glove manufac turers. Brake' Jlajazine. m Tnsr.E lis one crop that never fails. I belongs to the chicken. Boston J'ot!. m The man who invests in mining stock i usually pnt oas over the out-put. As editor's ssnctnm ma7 net be fnrnishec with velvet carpets and moonlight-on-, eliovel dados, bat it is afvsys veU iw;)cxc2. 1 "PNEUMONIA." Why not Call this Terrible Scoarge by 1U Rightful Name. Xeto Tort TtUgram. Hanya strong, well-built man leaves homo to-day; before night he will havo a chill and in a few hours will be dead ! This is the way the dreaded pneumonia takes people off. The list of notable men who aro its vic tims is appalling. It sweeps over tho land like a scourge and destroys poor and rich alike. Every ono dreads it Its coming is sud- rden, its termination usually speedy. what causes it I Pneumonia, wo are told, is invited by a certain condition of the system, indicated if one has occasional chills and fevers, a ten dency to cold in the throat and lungs, rheu matic and neuralgic pains, extreme tired feeliags, short breath and pleuritic stitches in tho side, loss of appetite, back-ache, nervous unrest, scalding sensations, or scant and discolored fluids, heart flutter ings, sour stomach, distressed look, puffy eye sacs, hot and dry skin, loss of strength and vitality. These indications may not appear to gether, they may come, disappear and re appear for years, the person not realizing tnat they are nature's warning of a coming calamity. In other words, if pneumonia does not claim as a victim the persons hav ing such symptoms some less sudden but quite as fatal malady certainly wilL A celebrated New York physician told the Tribune that pneumonia was a secondary disorder, the exposure and cold being simp ly the agent which develops tho disease, al ready dormant in the system, because the kidneys have been but partially doing their duty. In short, pneumonia is but an early indication of a bright's diseased condition. This impaired action may exist for years without the patient suspecting it because no pain will be felt in the kidneys or their vicinity and often it can be detected only by chemical and microscopical observa tions. Nearly 150 of the 740 deaths in New York city the first week in April (and in six weeks 7S1 deaths) were caused by pneu monia! The disease is very obstinate, and if the accompanying kidney disorder is very far advanced, recovery is impossible, for tho kidneys give out entirely, and the patient is literally suffocated by water. The only safeguard against pneumonia is to maiutain a vigorous condition of the sys tem, and thus prevent Hi attacks, by using whatever will radically and effectually re store full vitality to the kidneys, for, if they are not sound, pneumonia cannot be prevented. For this purpose there is nothing to equal Warner's safe cure, a remedy known to millions, used probably by hundreds of thousands and commended as a standard specific wherever known and used. It does not pretend to cure an attack of pneu monia, but it don retnors Vie cause of and pre vent that disease if taken in time. No reasona ble man can doubt this if ho regards tho personal experience of thousands of honor able men. When a physician says his patient has either bright's disease or pneumonia he con f esses his inability to cure, and in a measure he considers his responsibility ended. In many instances, indeed, persons arc report ed as dying of pneumonia, heart disease, apoplexy and convulsions, when tho real cause of death and so known by the physi cian is the kidney consumption. Thousands of people havo it without knowing it and perish of it becauso their physicians will not tell them the facts! Tho same fate awaits every one who will not exercise his judgment m such a matter. Guest (at countiy tavern) "Have j-ou any cheese, landlord?" Landlord "Xot a bit in the house, sir." Guest 'Xot even a little piece?" Landlord "By gum, there is. come to think! Pete, run down in the cellar and fetch up that rat-trap." Golden Days. From the Frying; Pan Into the Fire. 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No matter what stage it has reached. Br. Pierce's Golden medical Diwcoverjr will subdue it, if token according to diree tions for a reasonablo length of time. If not cured, complications multiply and Consump tion or tne laimra. sum uiscases, ueaix Disease, ltbeumatisni. Kidney Disease, or other grave maladies aro quite liable to set in and, sooner or later, induco a'fatal termination. Dr. Fierce Golden Died leal DIs eo very acts powerfully upon the I.ivcr.aml through that great blood-purifying organ, cleanses the system of all blood-taints and im purities, from whatever cause arising. It is equally efficacious in acting tqion tlie Kid neys, and other excretory organs, cleansing. Strengthening, and healing their diseases. Am an nppctizing, restorative tonic, it promotes, digestion and nutritiou, thereby building up both Uesli and strength. In malarial districts, this wonderful medicine has gained great celebrity in curing Fever ami Ague. Chills anil Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred discuses. Br. Pierce's Golden Medical DIs covery CURES ALL HUMORS from a common Tllotch, or Eruption, to the worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum, " Fever-sores.'' Scaly or Hough Skin, in short, all U weaves caused by bad blood aro conquered by this luwi-riui, iuriiiii(f, uuu jnviKiinmng incui cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under its benign influence. Especially has it mani fested its potency in curing Tetter, Eczema. Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles. Sore Evce. Scrof ulous Sores and Swellings, Hip-Joint Disease. "White Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in. stamps for a largo Treatise, with colored plates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount for a Treatise on Scrofulous Affections. -FOR THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE. Thoroughly cleanse it by using Br. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and good digestion, a fair skfn, buoyant spirits, vital strength and bodily bcakh will be established. CONSUMPTION. which is Serotala Of the lVaugra, is arrested and cured by this remedy, if taken in the earlier stages or tho disease. From its mar. vermis power over this terribly fatal disease, when first offeringthis now world-famed rem- cay 10 inc piiDiic, ur. neree thought seriously of calling it his "CbKSDaipnos CnitE," but abandoned that name as too restrictive for a medicino which, from its wonderful com bination or tonic, or strengthening, alterative, or blood-cleansing, anti-bilious, pectoral, ami nutritive properties, is unequalcd, not onlv as a remedy for Consumption, but for all Cnroalc Dtoeases of tho Liver, Blood, and Lungs. For Weak Lungs. Spitting of Ttlood. Short ness of nreath. Chronic Nasal Catarrh, Ilror. chiUs. Asthma, Severe Coughs, and kiudred affections, it is an efficient remedy. foIyIrett, at $1.00, or Six Bottles ,y"Scnd ten cents In stamps for Dr. Pierce book on Consumption. Address, Inn's Dispttsary Mlcal IssiciatiM, 3 Main 8C. BUFFALO. 3T-Y. 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