S i I I i r X BED CLOUD CHIEF A. C. HOSMER, Propriwsnr. BED CLOUD. ... NEBRASKA. FROM DAY TO DAY. Only froo day to day "VVe hold ccr way. "Uncertain ever. Thouzh hope and gay cesirt Touch with their are Each fresh endeavor. Only Irom day to day "We grope cur way Throcgh harrying hoars; "But still ocr castles bs Xif i to the air Their gUsieaic towers. .And stUl from day to day AJcns the way Beckon u erer. "To follow, follow, follow. -O'er till and hollow, "With fresh endeavor. Sometimes, trigsnftant. gay. The bujrfes play And trumpets sound Trom out those glistening towers And rirntww showers Eedew the ground; Then "rareet. oh, sweet the war." "We fairing say. And forward pre TWith swift, impatient Te d hearts that heat 3 W:Ui eagerness. "Yet still beyond, the gay Sweet tm es play. The trumpet blew. Bowe'er we Syinf basts. Or lapsing waste. The hours that go; Still far and far away. Till conies the y We Fain that peak 3n Danen; then, blind Jo mere, we fled. Perolviace. what we do seek. .Vara Perry, i Harptr'i 3lj; SKATING FOR LIFE "Bemarkable Escape of a Confed erate Prisoner. The snow, -which hud been ccnine dorrs Tor boars, gradually ceased, the soft Hakes chancing- into an icy sleet. stinging the laces cf pedestrians, and converting the feathery covering cf the streets iato a sheet cf glass, over which locomotion was becoming more and more impracticable. -sidewalks swayed in the rising wind, drop j pins fragments of ice upon the heads of ' tne pasers-by. and occasionally, no longer able to sustain their :cy burden, coming t down with a sharp crash on the pavement below. The cf5ce of Messrs. Simmes & Har-1 court. Attorneys at unr, presentee a cheerful contrast to the dreary scene with out. A huge bed cf coals glowed in the open prate, and lit up still more brightly the crimson rug and curtains. The two gentlemen, themselves the only occupants of the room, seemed to fully appreciate their agreeable situation, as seated before the re. ih-ey allowed newspapers and chat to supersede, for the nonte, briefs sad law books. 'Ska'ing at the Park,'" said Mr. Simmes, tfrc junior partner, as a street car bearing the announcement in large letters rolled by witbm sight of the window. "That little flag trill bring 27 l Leans of the skaters." 41 confess," said Mr. Earcourt, folding cp his newspaper, that I still enjoy the sport as much as the young people. It puts young blood in the veins skimming over an icy fioor. throng, an icy atmosphere. Slew this ro!ier-katic is a miserable sub stitote. I suppose teat is the enly kind yon erer enjoyed, Somiaes. in your bonifhted .section, where you can hardly save ice enough to cool yosr summer dnsks." "You arc very much Mistaken, my dear fellow." rej-ned his coxapanien. returning fresi the window where be bad been view ing tbe arctic scene below. "In ny section. as yen call it. I have felt as cold wenther a here perhaps 111 except the present &lixard- Ten remember I came from Kentucky. We had splendid skating- al most every year." Indeed ! Yea indulge ia it here, then. I suppose." "2fo," said Mr. Simmer, "never. I have tot skated," he continued, reflectively. -fortwentv vcars: and then 1 skated for my life." -What!" exclaimed his friend, "were the wolves after you F Mr. Simmes smiled. -wolves were after me; Yes," be sari, "the and nearly got me, too." "My dear fellow!" crifd his companion. slapping him upon the shoulder, "is it pos siole I've known you so long, and you've never told n-.e ftich an adventure: Here, sitdewn! We have uothicr specially im portant t a fcai.d this a'tereccs, so suppose tre devote it to the recital' "WeiL if ycu are wilhnz to run the rtsk of boms bored. But perhaps your ymp thi ill bo on :he side of the pursuers." -What! the wo'ive!" Sin: ;men laughed. "Thy were not boast," he rejoined, "they were human wolves; or rerhlns that is too harsh a term :o apply to them. Thev were simply doing the.r J cuty in trying to catch me. 'You are growmc mvstenous. Simmes. I guess the sheriff w.d fcis posse were after yon. Was it aron or murder that ycu had committed P "e.ther. In fact I had committed no crime, that I was aware cf. and yet I was escaonijr for my life, and my pursuers were irfectlv right in endeavoring to capture rue." 'Well, no more riddles, if ycu please. My curiosry is sndcientiy whetted, so pro ceed;"' and Mr. Earcourt settled himself comfortably beck xn hi chair in the atti tude of a listeaes Eis partner sat iceditatlng for several moments. "Twenty years ago," he said; itatss along time, Earcourt. It makes me feel quite eiderly to think that I was ttrenty-'our years eld then." -Well, I was nearly thirty then." Mr. Earcourt vouchsafed this comforting piec of inrormvaon, and his coafauion coatin trt. "It was ia the winter cf C5, when the -whole country vcas icvol.-ed m war. The fortunes cf the Confederacy were looking pretty cioomy at les.st it seemed so to us. poor fellows, who were spending the winter at Johnson's Island." 'Johnson's Wand!" Eis listener leaned forward attentively. 'Ye. ia prson on Lake Erie.' Once the lake was frcren over, and cur guards and the prison cmp.oye amused themselves by skating; and as we were taken out to go through our daily exercise we were allowed tbe privilege of watchinc them. I don't think there wss & xc.u acenz the pnon- ere. besides my my-clf, who had ever had ,vr. .tn p-,r rrd tLe cuards creed, and -ven icsiv.ed r.s cur trying them, for the diver sion cur awkward attempts aflcrded item, Tme poor fellows were aothingleatk trage in any thin that broke the monotony of prison life, and lend and many were tbe shouts of laughter that echoed over the sake as the luckless tyros, one after an other, came te an ignominious fate. "In my Kentucky home I had been ac customed to the sport every winter, and was accounted the chanpion skater of the neighborhood. Many a time had I dis tanced a whole party of young people in a race up the river, and I prided myself on ay accomplishment. This, however. I kept profound secret; for the wild thought had entered my brain. wby not stake my escape ia this way!' Once across tbe lake and in the woods, pursuit would be next to impossible; and I trusted to luck and pluck to work my way home. "If my skill and speed were only equaj. to what they once were. I felt sure the thing was feasible. ut I had aot been on skates for three years, and months of prison fare and inactive life bad greatly weakened me. However, I gladly seized the oppor tunity of Irving, but always feigned reluct ance and timidity whenever I ventured out; and many were the awkward slips and tumbles I purposely made. I would have given any thing to have dared, just for a few slides, to give my powers" full play, just to satisfy myself that my o:d skill was as good as ever; but this would betray me, so I affected to be as awkward as the others: yet all the while the eld familiar feeling would comeback to me at each step I took, and I felt sure, if I once plunged forward, I could skim over that lake like a bird. "We had bees amusing ourselves thus for two days, when, on the third, as we were marshaled out to our daily exercise. t the guard remarked : Guess thsra'll be no 2 mors skating after to-day. boys. There'li I ba a thaw pretty soon, so you'd better make the most of it this aaorting.' "I felt the blood rush to my face as he spske. Should I dare to try it to-day? It was my last chance. I thought of my old mother at home, who was wearing away her heart for her hoy, and I resolved to make the attempt. "There were no signs of a thaw yet, as we came down to tbe lake, but the temper ature was decidedly milder than it bad been for several days. I watched the boys buckling on their skates, and then slowly put on mine. I examined tbers carefully, to see that they were sound in every re spect, buckle and tccgue and all, good for a two or three mile race. 'As gcod luck would have it. none of oar jruards accompanied us en the ice this I morning, so secure did they feel of our in ability to get beyond their reach, but sat or stool around in the sun. prepared to enjoy to the utmost our awkward feats. "Well. I started off at last, very cau tiously at f rst, as though afraid to trust mv insecure footing. My object a to get as far as possible from land and the armed guard before I made a dash for freedom. I would m a few paces, tfcen fall and roll over, apparently, in the most helpless man ner imaginable. But I menaced at each J tumble to get a little farther away, till at I last I was about fifty yards from the shore, I and quite a distasie from the res of the i party before I attracted any attention. I Then a loud voice from the guards sung out: Eellel you these. Johnnv Reb! Come: I tumoie back this war, and be quick about it.' j "I iaced iately tumbled,' but not in , their direction. "'I'm coming.' I cned, "if I can ever stand on this plaguy slippery thing:' and sitting down I commenced t slide around in the most awkward and gro tesque fashion." Eere the narrative was interrupted by a sudden laugh from Mr. Earcourt. "What a figure you cut must have cut." he said. Yes. indeed; and the guard en shore greeted my maneuvres. and these ef my equally graceful companiens, with shouts of langhtar, and such complimentary sjacu anions as 'bufl-f rag,' terrapin.' etc "I slowly scrambled to my feet, and. while apparently endeavorins; to steady myself, rapidly took in the sanation. I was fully sixty yards from tbe shore. Not one of tee guards was on the lake, aed it would take sooe moments to beckle oa the skates. They would have their guas, toe, which would impede their progress. As 11 this flitted through my Bind. I was slowly shuffling back and forth, as theugh making my way toward them. I saw that at the moment their attention was diverted from me by tbe gyrations of tbe ether prisoners. I wheeled and sped up the lake like a shot. :Oa! the delicious sensation that tingled through every nerve and fiber ef my frame as I sew like a bird over the ice. In a mo ment I was on tbe river at my old Kentucky home, leaving my competitors far in the rear. But now the race was for freedom for life and I felt all mv old skill and fleet. sess return to me fourfold at the thoucht. 'But leud cries, followed by rapid shots, sow came from the shore. I glanced back and saw the cuards scrambling into their skates, while the prisoner. were staring in stupid amazement at my fiyicg form. So great was the exhilaration of my physical nature I could not realize the tremendous danger I was in. I laughed aloud and clapped my hands in an ecstacy cf excite ment. I felt a though I had wine, so smooth and rapid was my flight wings to my heels, if not to my shoulders, as I fled cc. like a modem Mercury. I instinctively tent my course toward the mainland lying some half-mile away, but of course had &o idea of at'empttng a landirg until I had quit2 distanced my pur suers; lor only en the ice could I hope to prove a ma: ca for teem. Tnat they were foliowias in eacer and enraged pursuit, I felt sure; fcr 'Ealtl Bait!' was borne on the wind, and shot after shot came whiz zinc through the icy air. "I glanced back. Five or six of them were in full chase; and they were fine skaters, too, for I could see the speed at which they came. But for the good start I hud made, I had surely been overtaken. On and oa I sped. Trees and other objects on land, wh.ch I gradually neared. flew by me Like figures in a kaleidoscope. The cold wind wmstled through my hair and cloth ing, but my whole body was aglow with the rapid motion and excitement. 'I suddenly remembered the guard's re mark about the coming thaw. What if I should come to thin ice, and find a cold and s:atery grave! Oh. that there only were Danger signals ahead! But the danger signals behind me were suCcient to drive me on to any that might lie before. "On I Sew. W&at distance I was making I co- Id hardly guess, but certainly two cr thrr miles must now lie between me and my prison home. But at last the long con tinued and unwonted exertion bejran to tell on me. My breath came short and quick, and my heart beat to suffocation. I could set keep it up very much longer. I felt sure. j Again 1 looked back. Far in the distance four or five men were still struggling on; cut. away in advance of them, one resolute fellow was rushing toward me with nead long speed. Though I kept steadily on, as I looked I saw, to my dismay, that he was gaining on me. Be was near enough for mc to perceive by his dress that he was an oCcer, and not being encumbered with heavy fire-arms was thus anic, I surpese, to make the time he d.d. I gathered up all my energies to make cue last an J desper ate effort to distance him. My limbs Lcgn Vt tremble. Mentha of prison life a&d prise n tare nasi the first spsrt, I had realised. "Halt!" came within Utyfeatof bm, and apistol-baH whistled thracgh mohair and took off my hat. At the ana sweat a crackling sound came from under say feet, I staggered, lurched violently to ene side, then lost my balance and relied oyer and over oa the yielding ice. "'All is over now,' I thought; for I felt too utterlT exhausted even to attemnt ta rise. But, just as all hops forsook me, a loud crash aroused me, and I turned my head just la time to see my pursuer go down xa the treacherous chasm in which I had been so nearly engulfed. Then I knew that I was saved; and with suddenly re- newed strength I got to my feet again and made off. 1 continued for a half-mile further up. and then made straight for the shore. There I unstrapped my skates and took refuge in a deep thicket, and in a few minutes was m a profound sleep. "I wonder, now, that I had not frozen to death; and bad net the weather moderated greatly in tbe las' few hcurs. I am sure I would have dene so. When I finally woke, I was stiff with cold, and ached f rem head to foot." Here Mr. Simmes paused, and gave a retrospective shiver as he leaned over the fire. "And what became ef the poor fellow who went under the ice!" asked Mr. Har court. "Drowned, I suppose; I hoped so at the time, at any rate. I never saw him again. WelL that is tbe last time I skated," con tinued Mr. Simmes, rising, and standing with his back comfortably turned te t'ie fire. "I've cover had the least fancy for the exercise since." "But pray coetfhse your narrative," said Mr. Earcourt, as he rose and stood en tbe rug besies his friend. "I can't bear to think of yen m that thicket with frozen limbs ass aching noses." "Haven't I bored yos esecirs already? Yon knew I only promised to tell yea my last experience oa the skates." "Indeed, I save ss intense ccrisslty is know how you get alone afterwards." Mr. Simmes resumed his seat, and con tinued: "When I swoke it was almost sus set. I wsa is a dense wood7 with' so sign of habitation witbis sight. That I should and food and shelter for the night was im peratively necessary; so I slowly got to my feet and looked arouao. There seemed to be no outlet, not even a cow-path. I com menced my journey inland, however, mak ing my way through the thick underbrush and over frozen streams, till, finally, after an hour's weary walking, I came across a little path. This I followed for some time, when, at a sudden bend. I saw, a few rods before me. a comfortable farm-nouse, lights sieamiag from the windows, and a general i air of hospitality pervading toe whole premises. "I approached with considerable trepida Jion. for I judged ibat my forlorn, bare beaded appearance would be decidedly aeainst me. Mr timid knock at the door was answered by a voung girl, whom I J bought the most beautiful creature I had ever beheld, bavine been thrown for sc many months into the society of rough men only. In the most graceful manner that was possible under the circumstances. I begged for a sight's lodging, saying I had lost my way. The young lady questioned me closely, and I suppose I must have made toce very inconsistent statements; for at length, to my surprise and dismav, she said: You are an escaped prisoner, are you not!' "I was speechless, and could only look at her beseechingly. She laughed heartily, but, in amomeat, said gravely: 'Don't be afraid. I will help you; bat father mustn't know it. for the world. Come in r and I followed herintoacozysittiug-rocm, whore an elderly lady was preparing a table for mi pper. 8be introduced her as her m other, and. after telling who I was. between them they hastily devised means for secreting me for the night. "As the man ef the house was expected at any x&emeat. I was conducted te a little reom somewhat apart from the rest ef the house. Here this angel-girl brought me my upper. 'You must be off bv daylight,' she said, 'hut I will see ysu again.' "It was hardly dawn when s tapping at my window reused me. After hastily dress tog I came out. Would yoa believe me! there stood my lovely hostess with a ban die in her hand, and a horse, saddled and bridled, beside her. You must be right cff.' she said. 'Here are sojse things von might seed, and money ;' th resting a purse intc my hand. 'And tfiis horse is my very own. Ton must take him. asd may return bim whea this cruel war is over.' " "She hardly gave me time te thank her I was overwhelmed by her kindness, ss you xaay imagine. " I will most certainly return,' I said, pressing her band. Then she gave me di rections as to my course, and I departed. "It would be more tedious than interest inz to tell bow. after a long journey across tne State of Ohio, I finally crossed tie r.ver and reached my Kentucky borne. From exnesure and long imprisonment, I fell yery ill. w nea i was at last aoie to report for duty again, the fortunes of tbe Coa- J fuHar-Kir u'am nfiritt rAirsrf ".Btrc flithfl surrender at Appomattox reached us just as I was punninz a way to join Ocneral Lee's armv.'' Here the narrator ceased. "My dear fellow.' siid Mr. Harccurt, "I am heartily glid to bear or tbe success ful term.nation of your adventure. I have always bad quite a curiosity as to your sitimate fate." "Always!" Mr. Simmes looked up in quiringly. Mr. Harcourt indulged ia a long, lor chuckle. 'f es, ever since I came out of the icv bath I got oh your account. You don' 't rccoznize the officer who pursued yov J the bitter enti.' and I teU you it was , to the bitter cold ustler that ice. Well, of coarse .. . j... ..l.. .. J3:J ti M; M i,,w m-,.1,1., ;- ,;. , Mr. Bimmes looked blanklv in sis com- ! iniou"s face. What!'' he rasped. "You! You don't say sot and you weren't probably bo added India ink, which is drowned after all? I said to be made from burnt camphor. "So, but I came pretty near it. If some , Thc Chinese, who alone can produce ir, of tbe men hadn't seen me go under, and , -,, . ... . -. come up as quickly as thev did, I would not TlU DOt reVeal the 5ecret of lts P0" now have had the pleasure of listening tc smon. Mastic the base of the varnish your interesting story and congratulating j so called is from the gum of the nis you upon its fortunate issue." I tic tree, indigenous to the Grecian -Well.'- said Mr. Simmes with a laugh, t .-.t-irv,.'., . ia i . -,a as tbe quondam foes involuntarily shook bands, "we long ago agreed to 'clasp hands over tbe bloody chasm,' and we'll now do sc over tbe icv chasm." "And bow about your return T' asked Mr. Harcourt. "Did you eve see your little Yankee friend again! And did sfu ever see her horse!" Mr. Simmes sciled. "Early m the au tumn, when my health was fully restored. and the smoke of battle bad quite cleared away. I mounted that trusty steed and made a pilgrimage back to '.be fair owner." aVifwtlr -And hew did she receve yo! I am t really quite interested in the liiUeheroine, disloyal though she was." - "Yes, she was shockingly dislojaL" re sumed Mr. Simmes, "for the &:d and com fort' she gave the rebel pnsor.ee, I pur suaded her to continue during life. TVelL the long and short ot it is. my dearfc'low, tne "litile Yankee heroine' is now my wife Mrs. Simmes, whom you have ofttn had the pleasure of meeting" Grttu Gnat, ia ZkstoreW .VuuTA'jf. THE RAMADAN FEAST. s Heath Whiehv tfsttsfai Mealeats Bswaw 1st frayer fastlar Bamsdsn that terrible month of of daily lasting and mighty feasting is. like the Chinese new jear, sorerned by the moon. Thisyear, precisely at the moment the new moon became visible, the evenin of May 25. Rama- dan began and continued throughout the lunar month. The origin of this lmg fast shroaded in rav-5tery. , ?. . , .. , , , - . I M xt li sd to he hea- observed by ' he tire;Worhipera long before Mahomet AH. who thought the command to all J true believers to fast thus eleven ,.!,. ; ,, ...,. .. ..:. . ...w months .m th.e 7ear 7" ?aitf t0 mU.cb iu require ui uiuriu uesu; uicuuu tae 1 Angel Gabriel he therefore besought the Great Spirit to reduce the time one ' half. Finding this still a heavy trial, he again interceded and got the time" a "-w-" . 0' fixed at one lunar month, where it still remains, and no doubt thousands of Mohamedans ardently wish the time much more redueeiL By the more in telligent class it is less religouslv observed each passing year, but to the pious peasantry it still means real penance, as they failhfally abstain from food, drink, and even from the use of tobacco, during the entire day. Even the "Haraals" (who are the real beasts of burden here) are so con scientious about keeping this fast. that, with evtry nerve quivering with fatlgne. .and in torment with hungex they will stand with a tempting nior- el in hand .watching the declining un oatifentlr waiting until the sunset gong is heard, then devour it in beast like haste. Is homes of afflaencc the devoutlv. inclined sit at their tables. - with fork or spoon in hand, waiting also for the welcome boom of cannot before they can begin their nightly feasting. As a rule, thev tnrn night . I into day ana vice versa, sua it u supposed some sleep is indulged in. as precisely at twelve o'clock a patrol passes through each street with a large drum, bent upon awakening all sleepers to a midnight feast, which may be prolonged until the morning twilight Then the mouth must be carefully cleansed and the fast re sumed. When the luxurious liver feels con strained to observe this fast, he is saiil to resort to many ingenious devices tc allay suffering. One of the most suc cessful has been a pill of opium, wrapped in one. two and three, oi more coverings of gold foil, all to be swallowed before retirinsr. As thest coverings aro gradually dissolved, the j opium holds thra far long hours in the desired oblivion. It is now said that but few of the aristocracy ol i Turkey pay any heed to this fast, still they dare not publicly disregard it. The Sultan is credited with setting an example of strict observance. If he din so literally, he must neither eat. drink nor smoke durinsr the lom? sum-1 mer dav. Eren to indulge in a de- iU3t i6 would beforan evening party, lightfol "and refreshing perfume is sin. I And 1 frequently furnish new switches. This month of fasting is supposed . criruP banSs- at the req" rela te The a "revival season" to tbe Mos- tive who want no pains spared." lems. ia which thev are to devote much "And ?,,u ns afraid?" time to the studv "of the Koran. Has- Mdme shrugged her handsome pitalitv. slms-giving. praver and "konlders. peacef ulness are to be especially lonesome taslr." she said. cuiuvaiea. ion near oxiuencu man standing at hi. door at sunset to salute ' and tnvite to his table the poor who hnn.n t n.u - ; t,, 1 r ' nf-w mj assa aas va their way rejoicing in presents oi money; but yoa see little of this to day. Cor. Sn Francisco Chronicle. m m ARTISTS' OIL COLORS CassMaaUaas That Ar Cds ta aetlea of ralatlscs. From the cochineal insect is ob tained the gorgeous carmine, as well as the crimson, scarlet and purple lakes. Sepia is the inky fluid discharged by the cuttle-fish, to render the water .,.. :. i i to WP"4UC "" " """ routisuiaeui neu f aiuiraeu. imuan ycuow is irom tne urine of the cameL Ivory black and f none oiacK are mane out ot ivory chip?. The exquisite Prussian blue is got by fusing horses' hoofs and other refu-e aa;maj malter with ilup,ire potassium rtirhin3,. itrrMKJinn - - - - -. -..--s. v . i- f cident. In the vt regetabls kingdom are included tne iae.s. derived from roots barks and gums. Blue-black is from the charcoal of the vine stalk. Lamp black is soot from certain resinous sub stances. From the madder plant, which grows in Hindustan, is manu factured turkey red. Ganilxge comes from the yellow sap of a tree, which the natives of Siam catch in cocoanut shells. Raw sienna is the natural earth from the neighborhood of Sienna, ltalv. When burned, it is burned sien- tis. itaw nmoer is an earta irom um- una am is also burned. , . lo the5 vegetable pigments also burned. mar Co - v"vi ashes. Of real ultramarine but little is found in the market. It is obtained from the precious lapis laznli. and commands a fabulous price. Chinese white is zinc Scarlet is iodides of mercury, and cinnabar, or native vor million, is from quick-silver ore. X. O. Picayune, The scant crop of potatoes this last year suggests the inquiry whether wo ,? nt ,1-tv.,, ,, ,; .i.:. :i-. - .- f ... .- zZZl"." of diet than its nutritive value warrants. We arc apt to think it indispensable in some form, at least at breakfast and it least at breakfast and ' "f-i inLL-1 I c C T ' , -r i, M,: t. I Tin President has a box at the opet ret the ratio of caibonace- and at lhe Francai5 a b the sfaU pnxlacing matter it con-EbiAa?:.rni)tafiltKtl ,f with tcl dinner, and ret ons or heat tains is nearly twice as great in propor tion to the nitrogenous matter as it should be to constituta a narfeetl' i heaithfuJ food, I UNINVITING BUSINESS. A Pstrstt Waasaa Wk Dresses f Uwaa Cwstassers. I was only twelve years old." said s prominent lady hair-dresser, of this city, "when I was called on by the friends of an old lady who had died to go and dress her hair.' And did yon go?" . "No. I ran and hid myself tinder a bed and staid there a whole afternoon. Although I loved her and had often dressed her hair when she was alive. 1 could not bear tbe Meaof doing it after death. But I have done many beads since for dead persons, and while I do not like it, I have a professional pride in making them look well for the last time." "It must be very distasteful to you?" Not always. It comes in the was of my business, and naturally my em ployes shrink from going. Sometime? we have a call through the telephone, to come to such a number, and dress a lady's hair. One of the young ladies will be sent with curlins irons, po- mades. hair-pins and other things, onlv to find that the 'lady' is a corpse. The girl will not. or can not. undertake it. and I go myself. There is only the front hair to crimp and arrange becom ingly. One day last week I dressed Mrs. s hair for the last.time. . She was young and very pretty, and looked ss if asleep. The hair does not die, so that it is easily arrauged. When it is a or crirapee I have it seat to the store, and when it is dressed, take it to the house and put it on. Let me I.. ... tell you something that happened late ly. A lady died in this jnty who wore s grar wig. I dressed it and put it on. 'You can just think howsurprised I was. j when a couple of weeks later. mem- J oer of the family came in here and tried . to sell it to me. "she said they had it taea off just before the casket was closed for the last time." j "And did you buy it?" "Buy it? Certainly not. it is not ' very long since a man came in and I offered me a numlwr of switches of diM ferent shades and color. I would not ! b"v them, and sent for a policeman, as I thought he had probably stolen them. But. as it turned out. they came from an undertaker's, and were the un claimed property of strangers who had been given pauper Burial." "Is it customary to dress the hair of the dead?" "It is. I have some customers who have exacted a solemn promise from ic iii4i. a iii uic?3 iucii uh much i tfiir ilta nriil ttiIt if Trw-L rt?vt-i 1 m1 u- t .;ti .i.- u :- u.-.:- -.-i.,. . st.j utv . ii'wa, uauiMi ' I becoming. I have even been sent for i by those who had only a few hours to lire and taken my instructions from their dying lip-:." "Is the process the same as with the living?" "Ju?t the same, except that 1 do not arrange the back hair In all cases. But sametimes the hair is dressed entirely. - j -"" .. , - . n? corpse opened her eyes . and looked me; or 1 imagined it 1 ussrly fainted. And once a lady who - , was holding1 s lamp went out of the room a moment, leaving me with a lock of hair in the crimping pins. A gust of wind blew the door after her, and I was in the dark alone with the dead woman. I think if she had not opened the door just at the moment she did. I should have fallen insensible." Detroit Free Pres. , . . rrencn-apeanins; oiaiesmen. Manv oi tne leading statesmen arc ; good French scholars. Edmunds reads , yrencn easilv. Hoar has manv French k book, .-Q Lis librarv AIlen G Thnr. n-s amusments" lie in the reading of French novels, and John Sherman's ( library is full oi loreign booss ot finance, and he reads the French, though he does not speak it. Thur man learned the French at the same lime he learned to snuff. It was when he was a bov. A French profossor. who had a very pretty daughter, asked murnian s inotner to tase cuarge oi M .. ... .1 thegnl. and sue did soon the condi tion that the professor wonld give j xoung Allen French lessons. Prattling' wita ir.e maicen anu tasin- lessons oi .leproiessorm-gotaiounuationinthe language which is not surpassed by ; that of any of our public men. Thc old professor snuffed and the boy begged pinches of the titillating powder between the sentences and thus ac- quired t!.p habit, which has stuck to , uiu,.u.UUBu.l(u nuu. o..ui., his biz nose and the jrorircous hand kerchief which he uses to wipe it. has gtven him th title of "Knight of thc Bed Bandana." Chicago Herald. The French President's Perquisites, .. . , allowed , The President of France is fire-wood, candle and gaslight; men .. c. . 11 .u the State pays, as well a the liveries I . . .v . . oi wiioni ii. duvs iwu carnages a car- riageforhis secretaries; two military secretaries, three civil secretaries; house linen and the cost for washinjr it; vegetables for his table from the ex royal garden, flowers from his green house and ball rooms from thc city nursery gardens: valuable preserves in the forests of Marly and Rambouiiie:. which not ouly supply his table with all the game it can consume, bat enable him to put away about $).000 a year. The President has a box at the onera ite. His sK'.mg-room is fitted up with tcle- pnones. wuicn enaoie him and his fato ily to hear operas witiiontstirrinirfrom lhe chimnorcomer. Thi. too. is n:dd -. . T ty tbe nation. X II Tribune MISCELLANEOUS. The hammering of brass in s Philadelphia decorative art society has been enjoined. The rural peace and quietness of the town must be pre served. The'thermometer ha3 shown bat forty-eight degrees in Greenland thus far this winter, and the inhabitants talk of advertising the conntry as s Florida resort for invalids. First Areola Man "What is your opinion of Anarchy?" Second .Areola Man "It's just the thing. I'm a bas ball player, and rub myself with it every night to take oat the soreness." Areola lledcd. " Some onp- asks: "Does it pay t be good?" Perhaps onr evidence is the matter will not be taken, and so we shull not ar.swer'the. question directlv. but we will say that is good to be paid. Lowell Citizen. When ; a lady enters a crowded street car she should-not rush for the front end at Once, as 'she "inrariablv- j does, but turn and look at the men on t the end of the seats. They get them because they know tbf-r are safe. - :4Pa." said little Jonnnr. "teacher is thinking about ".promoting Jne." "How'do you kno.uf?" - "Fromwhatshe aid totday.' "And -what Was that?? "She said that if I-kepfori I'd belong to the criminal class." Merchant Trac- ' tier.' A Yankee Captain was caught ia the jaws of a whale, bat was filially rescued, badly wounded. On" being asked what he thought while in that j position, he replied: "I "thought be , would make about forty barrels." i Exchange A grocer at Lafayette. Ind.. stored -i twenty-five tons of groceries on a floor made to hold up fifteen tons, and was , the most surprised man in town when everything gave way with a crash. He had never figured" on pressure and resistance, Dress." said Baglev. with all the force 0f an original'idex "does not niafc - mn' n" nlil P.,. , ?ano, giooraily. as he fingered his wife' dressmaker's bill he had just received. "but it of ten breaks a man." Phil'idc phia Call. A fatal mistake: Father "Jennie, why do you snub that little girl wits whom vou were formerlv so friendlv?" Jennie "She is mad at me." "Why i is she mad at you?" "Because I forgot sTifla liar irtf3 Cl?1 SlllA wna an r"!? Imn.1 "" - sv c. .-nt; re fc-j .all VtUiilCUU mTrs ' 7V-TC 'ft'rtf J J " hat is the price of that tear she asked of the guileless grocer. "One dollar 'narf. marm." was theresponse. "Is not that too steep?" was the next question, and the G. replied: "Yes. inarm, that's what they do with it." Boston Commercial Bulletin, "Zedekiah. 1 saw you coming out of that saloon on the corner, this after nKn." said a woman to her hnsband. She spoke with chilling severity, but Zedekiah rallied, and exclaimed, with anairof innocent surprise: "Well, my dear, you wonldn't have your husband staving in a saloon all day. would you?" A". K Ledger. "No. it isn't po mnch the confine ment and hard labor that I resret,' c-.iiv airt th hnt -:-.,. ?;, i,. a -TS ZTZ1 S5 just been sentenced to a term of years in the penitentiary: "it is the breaking up of till my cherished church associa tions of the last fifteen years. Thai is hard to bear very hard." Chicago Tribune. "Do you intend to try honsekeep; ing?" asked one traveling man of aft other as they were discussing ; their plans. "O. yes. will try i. We've ". got the place, and there ans onlv fif- i.ieca or twenty payments qu ana a p ontsjJe mortgages on it. bat we snail nevertneies3 do our best to keep the house." Merchant Taaicler. The Dignity of Art: He "Are yon doing any painting now. Miss Glaize? She "No. I'm not pointinrr: I'm work- ing in pasteL" He "Pastel? -What'? that? ' She "O. colored chalks, you know; the best eflects arc got with"th tip of the finger.' He "O, I know; I've seen the men doing it on the pave ments. Awfully jolly !" Fun. The earthquake of last vear left Jeep pits in the land between Charles- - ton an,i Smcmerville. and on the mar- gins of these was white sand, such aa is seldom found except near the sea shore. On this sand has sorun'r uo a dense growth of sea-weeds, and it is conjectured that the sotds whence c.vrUng this growth had been buried at a gt aeptli for many centuries, xiie deepest coal mine in America fe Jn PottsvilIe. P;U The ghjlft j -7g feet d From -M of a mile down holdi four tons each, are lifted every dav. They are run upon a platform, and the , whole weight of six tons is hoisted at a speed that makes the head swim, the j time occupied in shifting a full car be I ing only a little more than a minute. The hoisting and lowering of men int , - .j , t : ..i-.. coal mines is regulated bv law in iqm State, and onlv ten can stand on platform at once, under oenality cf a f J heavv fine. The interesting fact is stated that so indestructible by wear or decay is the African teakwood that vessels built of it have lasted one hundred years, to be then only broken up be cause of their poor sailing qualities f rotn faulty models. The wood, in fact. ' is one of the most remarkable known. on account of its very great weight, hardness and durability, its weight vary ing from forty-two to fifty-two pounds per cubic foot; it works easily, but oa account of the large qnantity of silex. contained in it the tools employed are quickly worn away. It also contains an oil which prevents spikes and other iron work with which it is is contact from rusting. I h r M ! . i I I I I ' fe M, ;'. , -.t.Axi J SK&S s -?F