lift S&Kgfew jgy- rwc wssa- -jg.. -.J2&M ?.r j $ . V "X E i "i; U.$ . - . r - jl, .? mkL .5?muuconi ror ttila - - -- uiiiMMioni ror mia nib r. Be particularly careful In . irin -J?' d 1?t to have u S3S5 ' '" &" nE "Xmt and fijruns p NOT MORE NOT LESS. fcel wm the weather. night, In that still autumn And calmer still and colder were the twain rho. parting thoo. inlgbt yet havn knnt ,.- ; KCtuer. r Mail pride not stronger been than pain. even 'Sbere were no blttor tears, no algnu of Bor row, Kb rad reproaches uttered at the end; -Aad. should thoy meet, years hence or on the morrow. Twill Le with courteous ease, as friend meets friend. -Oh! mocklag words for those who once loved madly. Henceforth to be mere friends-riot leas not more Jtecp ia each heart a deatb-kncll sounded Badiy Ibr Jove, deemed deathless In glad days of voro. "Mat cnoro than friends the voices must not falter, lst broken tone betray a vain reirrct; Jsad on the lips the forced Bmlle must not alter sV how how. 'neath Uiat mask, grief's lines are set. Xet them tako bred. lest nny word bo spoken. To rouse nomu ghoiit from out the buried past: Tlouli the dear ties, that bound them once. are broken, i ABtrnngeHpoll lingers yet, and holds them fast. Vatican than oHoicd friends but ah! the friendship Seems erf such lltt'o worth now love is done: Tis bard to tako the hand thus coldly prof- ferred And feel the tender, thrilling touch has Kone. Gone with the day, when Just one word was neeueii TJioo heavy clouds of pride and doubt to nit: Untull Iti vain lovc'fldylnz voice had pleaded, Now far apart, each lonely life must drift. -And she will novor know, at their next meet ing, How hard ho fought an outward calm to gain: Korwill he see, beneath the friendly greet ng. flow tior trtio heart still yearns to blm tlmiUgh pain. 'Jduravln. OUR PARLOR FUKMTURE. Wo had been married something nore than a year. Had hoarded at the IMa.sc n Jloine for a few months, until "U'ti were heartily sick of hotel life, and then had retreated to a private estab lishment. You know how that goes. Jstfc became a huiden. A burden? I might as well call it an intolerable bore. "Wc grew domestic very fast. Wo mvicd Havkins llie trim little cottage that had been among the many gilts 3best)wed upon his lair bride, and of "which neither ho nor his bride seemed particularly fond. Wo marveled at their indifference to the blessing thus fimcod upon them. The conclusion of the whole matter was that wu engaged 512 East Tenth street, tho third house in the white brick bloek on your right as you turn oil from Locust avenue. The house would not be ready for us before the expiration of thirty days. Jn the meantime wo sat down to rb tflccl, and you may rest assured that tho abstract consideration of this enterprise was attended with no small amount of Iileasure. There were some very do ightful visions of the coming bliss, soraoi very sharp contrasts drawn f.f tween our present lot and that which &i$ to be, and some very astonishing . Calculations. As for tho last, it miglit jniuse you to look over the schedule of "wobablo expenses made out at that .imc and fortunately preserved to our jiture edification. After a long series f household belongings that should 'Constitute the original outlay it proceeds Tnrith the items of ordinary daily ex pense : Butter, so much por pound and .so matry pounds per week ; laid, so and aw and so and so ; potatoes, so much per bushel and to last so long ; flour, etc.. te. And to the grand total were a.hlcd rent, and fuel, an.l light, and water, and -A fenrvaut's wages. "There, you see, wife," cried I, "wc -hall save annually an even SMO and Sve as peoplo should live. Three huu lml the first year! probably more ; it's low estimate. I think, iuv dear, we might as well begin to talk about that :aiew piano." "Oh. no." she replied, always pre ferring another's joy to her own, "not out til the encyclopedia and the book sse are bought and paid for." "Ah, yes.'T.said I, " that js like you ; Up shall discuss that mutter again." I say that you would suVl'e if you oould :ce that outline of probable 'ex penses; aud the effect would be height ened not a little if you should contrast with it the itemized" account kept with scrupulous care by my wife. Suiliee It to .xy that, neither piano nor book case was bought out of the first yoir's savings. But to go back. We hod thirty days to wait before wc could get possession .of the house. In the meantime mj Uncle John paid us a visit. Uncle John Avas a man avcII advanced in years, lived in tho West, had no family, and iad the matter of his fortune conifort abh' settled. He was on his wav to JBnffalo to attend a meeting of" the .stockholders of the P. N. &CC Rail wav. Tic stopped off for a dav to make the acquaintance of my wife and to see -xyhat kind of a mail his nephew ha I come to be. Nothing remarkable hap pened during his visit, and he soon re sumed his journey. We told him of 'Our housekeeping" plans, of which he Jicartily approved. Ami in that connec tion he casually remarked that as he .had not remembeied us in anv sub stantial manner at the time of our mar--Tiage he wished to do so, if he could find anything to suit, while ho was in the Fast. What he said, however, was In such an air that at the time neither -wire nor I gave the matter a second thought. We furnished our house simply but comfortably. Clara, mv wife's school - w" mate in other days, lived next door. - .She is a cheer- little body, and when it "Comes to home affairs knows every thing; so we esteemed ourselves fort nmite in being able to retain her coun--seL Siie advised on the carpet-pafc- . terns, the wall-paper, and even the .gas-lixtures; in short, went with us in V ?UI- Pre"min:iry shopping. It is as- . tonishing what a store f wisdom some - -women carry about with them as to the primary comforts and little luxuries :that make every-dav life tolerable. Yes, she knew evervtliing and why it -was so. If there was auy mistake in Iter counsel it consisted in the fact that he was inclined to estimate the con sents of our pocket-book: by those of .fcer own fat one. But we snor-Pfirtprt in ting through quite satisfactorily In first outlay. And" this rather 'sur prises me, as Clara was in and out con stantly for a week, coaxing us into what seemed -extravagances, but which we ahortly learned were necessities that we overlooked. 4nd now that we were settled and wt blush -was beginning to sub- . f, ; " iwcicn buuck oi surprise j- ? r e shall not soon forget.. - My ,!?hiffc the hQU early in tb afternoon and I bad Joined her In the evening at tho bowse of a friend where we took tea. Circumstances made it necessary for us to retarn to oar own abode at an early hour. I do not think that it could have been as late an eight o'clock. In the afternoon's mail wo found a shabby little po.-Ul-card stat ing that at the freight depot of -the C. & M. Road there were some six hun dred pounds of furniture, from Xew Buffalo, consigned to my address; and that the same had been on band for several days, and that it would be well for me to pay the charges and remove the aforesaid furniture at once. My wife leaned over my shoulder and read the postal with me. We read it again. Furniture? furniture? New Buffalo? We looked at each other; looked again, and smiled. The bright thought struck us both at the same instant. I have al ways been particular about the exact date of that idea's rise in our m'nds; the bright thought struck us both at lic ttamc inntant: namely Uncle John! a substantial token of regard! furni ture! We read the shabby little postal once more, and once more we smiled. Bless bis dear old heart! Ju.it like him! always so thoughtful! My mother's brother, indeed! But New Buffalo? never heard of such a place. ' " Von understand, don't you?" I said; he has bought the furniture in Buffalo, and this New Buffalo is some suburban village where the firm has its factory. The goods would naturally bo shipped from that point. And six hun dred pounds! What can it be? There does not soem to'have been any serious doubt in my mind on the score of the charges not having been prepaid; nor yet from the fact that I had received no announcement of the approach of this formidable gift. Tho former might have been due to forgetfulnesg uncle always was so forgetful in small matters or it might have been owing to certain nece-sitics of the .situation. And, as for the announcement, why, of course the whole thing was his odd way of us a surprise. And had ;edjt? Had ho not said lie not announce! thai he meant to see what he could do for us? Furniture! Six hunlred pound?! Oh, that some artist might have photographed for us tho ex- pressions of joy and complacency that spreau over our jaccs as we sat anu looked at each other. aud chewed the cud of satisfaction, and gave each other knowing winks, and turned that nrserable little postal for the hun dredth time. "Come, my dear,"' cried I, "what do 3'ou think it is?" And wo laughed a igain in our jov "I am suro I can not guess," she said. "But we know it is not a kitchen stove, and it would hardly be anything for the dining-room. If I had to guess I believe I should say in fact. I think something say tell seems to tell me that it is parlor fumi- ture "A correct observation, my dear; cer tainly correct. 1 should have said so myself, out I wished to get the benefit of your woman's intu tion. and was ' mtu tion, afraid that any opinion of mine thrust J forward might throw it off tho track. You know I have great conlidenco in . your intuition. Have I not often said so?" "Yes." she ro'oined, very soberly; "and if my intuition tells me anything, it indicates parlor furniture. But then, wo must not feel too sure; it might bo a bedroom sot. Yot Uncle John know that we had one fine sot. I remember distinctly of 1113' telling him that every thing iu our room was ours." "You will allow, I suppose," said I, "that six hundred pounds of furniture means several articles. If it had boen a bookcase, the postal would have said bookcaso; but no, it uses tho name of a class, not of a single object. Tnis tolls me that whatever it may be, it consists of sovoral pieces. Now, how much does that sofa weigh? A hundred pounds? Loss, if anything, I'll warrant you. That marble-top table can not possibly go over seventy-live, and each of these easy chairs will weigh say eighty. Let mo sec, that makes threo hundred and thirty-live. We'll fill in with theso common chairs at fifty pounds apiece. But seo here, my dear; what would you think of an elegant sideboard for the dining-room? It would not weigh - is I. I o- tin at. .4- !. ...... -. , - eiegant sideboard; what do you think"' . S a . I She thought well of an olcrant side board. At this juncture Clara, having heard our front door open at our return, came tripping in with a blush ami a smile and spread out on my wife's lap pioco after piece of a very dainty tidy sot which her own deft fingers had fashioned, and which my wife received with the usual kiss and the inevitable tears. Wo ad mired the delicate pattern and praised again and again the cunning workman ship. By this time both my .wife and I were in. such a very genial mood that we could do nothing but smile aud smile. It became really quite silly. I could see by the trembling of the "folds about my wife's mouth that her cheeks ached with smiling. There was at first, a very charming Hush of pink confusion tingemg Clara's brow and cheek, as she noted the verv great satisfaction With which her gifts vvere received. But her J quick instinct divined other causes. "What has happened3" she cried, i taking my wife's hand: "some pleasaut 1 fortune, 1 am sure. You seem so hao-: jM imr muiuu. 1 .. .:., ....: My wile s eyes sparkled, bho looked to me. "Yes, M.rs. A ,' 1 said to Clara. "in addition to your very thoughtful kindness, we have received another surprise of an extremely agreeable na ture. My Uncle John who was hero last, month has sent us a gift of sonic furniture. We are not sure yet wheth er it is a parlor or a bcJ-rooni set. Have not seen it; it's at the depot; will be here in the morning." Then th ladies had another little celebration iu the way of kisses and tears, while I sax back in nry chair and with such gravi ty as 1 could command descauted on the virtues, the oft-tested goodness, tlu genuine "milk of human kindness ' that constituted the prominent char acteristics in the personality of Uncle John. I was on the point bf pushing in a little farther and detailing what we might expect I was even about to hint at the practically unlimited abili ties of the aforesaid relative, when a momentary suspicion of thc:nsuuic:en cy of ev dence as a basis of our expect ations bade me draw it mildly. But ! the six hundred pounds overcuue me. j Such a heavy invoice of household goods at one consignment so powerful- ly stimulated my sanguine nature that discretion seems to have been utterly prostrated. I did go on; yes, fatally! onward. Ihere was "nothing like what von might cattinean about Uncle Jbhn;T and "when he made up his mind to do a thing he did it royally;" and "it was not every one on-whom the blessings of Heaven had descended in such unstinted measure aa to render suck good works possible. -Yes, such and more. Of coarse, this was, with out doubt, very flat. I can raot gaiasay it But the circumstances, my frwnd, the circumstances! And I do not be lieve taat soch- folly m var 4 l When I was through my wife looked quite serious. Clara merely bit acr lip between "ah" and "yes." and at length bade us good night. "There a but oae drawback In the whole matter said I when Clara had gone; "if we bad only known it a little sooner! Wo might then have been saved tlte evnense of this parlor set. What can we do with two suit of fur niture. "I suppose." said ray wife, "that we can manage to find room for both in the house. If not we can take thrs back exchange it for other goods." I opened the blind and looked across the 3treet- Mr. Bathurst, the chief salesman in the establishment whl"h we had patronized, lired over the way. As 1 had supposed, and as was his wont at this time of the evening, he sat on the veranda smoking. I took my hat and went across. Don't be too harsh in your judgment, my friend; you have the joke by my voluntary confession, l.emembcr, too. "Whom the gods destroy they tirst make mad." 1 went across. Bathurst. do you suppose that your folks could be persuaded to take back some of the goods I bought the other day, and let me trade it out in some other line?" "You see. I have a good-hearted old uncle who has taken it into lib head to send me a parlor set," etc., etc Thus I ran on in my folly. We were up for an early breakfast, afier which I Hew in fast hasto to the ollice. I laid hold of Sam, who does tho draying for our house, thrust 4.85 into his hand to pay the charges, and directed him to proceed at once to the freight department of the C. it M. It was a very busy morning with me; there were a thousand anu ono things pressing for immediate attention; it was out of the question to think of go ing home before dinner. But what can a man do with an inheritance of six hundred pounds resting on his mind! j I added a column of figures and, being conscious of a slight wandering of thought, went down the column lor a test As the result wrh dillurnnt. I i climbed the ladder again, only to light j upon a third value; and then down , down again, only to find a fourth. Oh, shocking! I resorted to the blacking- I brush and amdied it to mv boots viiror- ously for ten minutes. It .... . is a capital when one remedy for nervousness hasn't tho time for a ride or a walk. But the mental disturbance of this morn'ng was out of the reach of boot blacking. So I took my hat and pressed hotly for home. I wished to reach home before the goods arrived. Ip this I was successful. I found my wife posted at a front window, and there I also took my stand. Wc waited for a half-hour, very cheerful, very hap py. and as serene would permit. as eager expectancy At length at length there was tho I rumbling and heavy grating of slow wheels on tho wheels on tho stone navement. We crooked our heads out of tho window- ami caught the first possible glimpse of the horses' noses and then their full lengths as thev turned tho corner. And there was Sam, unmistakably Sam "Oh, well, wife," I said, "let us not be childish." So we took in our heads, but stood watching just within. .1 say we stood watching, for we could not for some moments do otherwise than stand and watch. Wc could not look at each other, but stood mute and mo tionless, our eyes fixed intently on that vehicle and its contents. My throat began to swell. Then came a hot surge rising at my cheeks and temples and creeping through the roots of my hair, down the back of my neck, "down, down, to my heels to my toes; and then another" hot surge, and then an other, while the perspiration ilowed freoly. Oh, it was painful! And that drayman that drayman ! having thrown down his lines, sat on the end of tho high seat with his feet hanging over the wheel, while with his whip ho cut off the leave of a weed that grew by tho curbing; at the same time his face beamed with malicious mirth. Now and then he stole a furtive glance at the wares bchiud him and thon wont ion cutting the weed, his face wearing alternately a smile and a snuint of in- .. . s-v - a. Zj course. 1 halted out upon tho porch. As I shut the door 1 heard one of the tin-stairs shutters on Clara's side close gently. "Well," said bam, "with a painful effort to compose his features, "i guess there must be something wrong about this." "Tako tho stuff around by the back Hlloy, ' I shouted, hoarsely. I slipped ihrough the house, and noticed on mv I wav that mv wife, who had recovered ! from her mortilication and disappoint ment, had dropped down in a corner And was laughing hysterically. I was provoked cnonghT but my chagrin gave way to a smile as I met Sam at thu back ,gatc. A smile was all that was needed to touch him off. He fairly roared. And, as abominable luck would havo it, that alley was full of people my neigh bors going and coming. I have never . - ---, -..-. . seen sun a concourse of people in that alloc hp.fom or since. Hues climbed over fences and ranged themselves about, girls peered through chinks and whispered to oue auotherrand toddling infants cried to be lifted to some place of vantage. Yes, there was "something wrong." Contrary to my wife's expectations there was a kitchen-stove. And the kitchen-stove had been used: iu evi dence of which, there were elaborate frescoes of grease ranging in more or lc3S detached flakes around the oven doors and on the edges of the hearth and along the overlapping margin of the top. 'There was a bundle contain ing two or three joints of pipe whoso ends were raveled by rust anil wear. And there were chairsT several of them; none of your efi'ominate rockers, but serviceable concerns, built to stand firm ly on four iegs: not plush, no: not cane seat: not walnut; but sound, straight graincd, poplar, splint-bottoms. " In the obscure nooks of each chair there wore the tell-tale reminiscences of the pride of other davs paint: but tor the - (. n aat- I n .-wF. a .-. .m nl rt -lrtO 1 1 f nude. Bedroom furniture? Yes. in tleed : at least a bedstead. The artist had designed this latter article as a companion piece for the chairs ; anil as far as harm in v of st le went his des'gn was a success. We can lump off Me rest of the six hundred tvounds in this 1 way: a sewing-machine withou coVer and a broken treadle, a kitehen-table with a game leg aud a warped top, an open crate of pans, and pots, and kettles, suggesting alike to optic and to olfactory "nerves the frizzling of sausage and salt pork and whatsoever is greasy and maketh a lasting; stench. Yes, there was some mistake samo name. I looked at the postal agaia and noted for the first time that there was no number givea in the address. At this juncture the real owner of the goods drove in the alley and claimed his owh wftb loud cvrsee. This had the effect of drawing oat oa'the back porchea sack of the neighboriag popu iatiosi aa had mot been preeent at the jprftTiottt exercise. There was a grant I habitual with of comfort in the reflection that none ol i i t -.. ... -,,.... .ut.. ...iJ. ;, w. ,i t.TM.., -, t occurred to me that mot of thcni ,i ,.. .!... .. would suppose that I was trying to , steal the goods or, perchance, was " "grinding the face of the poor." ! Clara had the kindness never to men tion 'he affair to us. although I harr always thought that be talked it OTct with Bathurst. The next day tb xou'A brought u a fiftccn-ceut pamphlet copy of the Revised Edition of the New Testament. It came from Buffalo. We have not heard from Uncle John since Chicago Tribune. Timely Health Mat. The farmer, of all men. should cn;ov good health. He can have the best and freshest of nature's productions for food and drink ; his work is healthful exer cise, and tho air ho breathes is free and pure. Yet statistics show that the life of the farmer is below the arurawe. and that several classes who lead sedentary lives in the city arc longer lived than he. This must proceed from a gross disregard of the requirements of health on his part, and if wc look at the mat ter crit.cally, we must confers thai many of us farmers treat ourselves as if wo did not care particularly whether we lived or not. Now I iball. perhaps, say .ionic pla'n things, and I say them without exempting myself. io not think that I speak trom a high piunacle of fancied personal perfection. I am quite williug to admit that I am as much at fault as any of my brethren. Wo must confess that we arc un cleanly about our bodies. All over tho surface of the body there are many lit tle glands, opening upon the skin, whose ollice it is to excrete from the body the particles of broken down, dead tissue. This effete matter is cast upon the skin, and must be fre mently re moved with soap and water, or it will finally close up the glands, and tho dead matter must be retained in the body, producing disease. There ara also other glands opening on the stir fact of theoody. whojo ollice it is to pour out an oily liquid. This liquid soon becomes unlit for the purpose for which it is designed, aud other mull take its place. But unless that first thrown out is removed, it will close up tho mouths of the glands, and prevent the exit of fresh matter. It is plain that if no matter fell upon the surface of the body from external sources, fre quent ablutions would yet be neces sary. But our work is such that the body must coutinually receive dust from tho air. Currying the horses: milking the cows: plowing, harrowing, or dragg ug the land; binding or hand ling the gr.iin, all are attended with tho settling of dust upon the body. At this season, when the sweat glands are un usually active and keep the skiu damp, this dust is more than usually liable to adiiere to the body. Thus from both within and without the body is contam inated and made unclean. So rapid is the work at this sca-on that the body should bo cleansed ever' twenty-four , hours, and it is best to do this when the i day's work is done, for then the body's liability to receive dirt from external sources is small, anil tho functions of the glands an be properly performed during the night, insuring healthful slumber. But how many of us do cleanse tb 1 body each night? 1 am afraid the truth would be that full as many cleanse tlr , body only oncn a week, as those that cleanse it once a day. Not one farm house in fifty, take tho country over, has a bath-room: and I doubt" if one farmer's family iu twelve has even a bath-tub. This is a sad commentary on our way ot living, and explains the prevalence of fevers in the country, where they should be almost unknown. I know only too well how tired tho plowman is at tho close of- the day, ami the fatigue is yet greater If tho day has been spent in the harvest field. It seems a great task to drag the wearied body even twenty feet to bed. The thought of going to the trouble and expense of time of bathing may appear almost absurd. But my word for it. that you will be largely tho gainer by so doing. To bathe will not require more than ten minutes, and you will ' have added two hours to your slum ber. You have shortened the time for sleep by ten minutes, but you havo made slumber so much more sounder and sweeter that you havo gained a dozen t'mes the time expended. Try bathing each night for a week, and you will no more think of retiring with out first cleans'iig the body of sweat and tl',t an 'ou would of going to bed with your boots on. And remember that while vou have gained so much in rest aud comfort, you will ultimately gain more in health. During warm weather meat and oily ' food should be almost entirely discard- i ed, and Iresh vegetables, and ripe fruit .- . snou d maKe up the mil ot tare. As a j people we eat too much meat; yet New j Englanders do not sin so greatly in i iuis re.:pecL a. ineir ciern uremrcn. i iet it is safe to say that even New hu-1 . I gianuers eat too mucn meat in warm weather. At this season ot the vear. comfort, which is another name for health, demands that we keep the bodi ly heat at the lowest possible point while exercising in the hot sun. The bodily heat is pro J need by a slow com lviicffn (Iki ffinl trT ltti trrtti oitls4-t Meat ami oils are rich m carbon, ami t when used for food increase the bdtlily heat. Vegetables and fruits for diet keep the bodily heat at a minimum figure: hence the wisdom of the use of the latter for food. But fully half of the farmers do not have a good garden or a good orenard. it is hard to ac count ior this is. for wheu properly at- ! distmgui-hl professor, who wa 0 other part of tho la'rm L ! lnS lo f b,aby:.. "Ua"n3' " bluthan the orcharrl wrllJiiUrfy tick his little footsy to tended to. no more profitable than the orchard and l garden From a monev point of view farmer should be convinced ' nolfoe H!rfi!0 in Pnrlr anrt I alone the f: that good policy dictates an carlv and 1 nroduetive cmnlen. Jbs J1 'SialiL , 1 o i" Sew England Farmer. The finest private ship in the world, ftlt . "V B 1 wfirni. narlv I ..'..' I iiuani AMor ourmanai, is as Iare-e as some of those ocean steam SltWJ.!- ' fnsh water is 4.500 gallons. To this is . a ided an ice-machine which will make ,.j0 pounds per day. Think of such an immense vessel devoted to one family. Tne finish of the saloon is in. the fincsf possible style, and the Kovrmahal v reallv a Fifth avenue palace afloat. 3J Y. Sun. At Mount Mitchell, in Wester North Carolina, Lr a mine containing a white rock which is called "deception," for the reason that, crushed into pow der, it can be used for adult eratieg sug ar without detection. Three hundred barrels are shipped to New York weekly. . Amos Perkims, at the eg el afnety four, is Treasurer of the tewme)f Units I & IL-BuUwvi BtrakL ers which tirst began trans-Atlantic 1 -on. tllt PnsJt Io "' ynating navigatiou. She is built of steel, and J having been imentc-il dnnng the tif-h.-r fcugth is '231 feet, her breadth 3D ; century, whwtnpon on of th fi ot. and depth 20 feet Her engine Is aduating chv of the Lmvrity of l.W horsepower, and her supplv ofl who hapTOCrsl to bo Jrvcnt, fElttOSAL A5P LITEIUKT. I Lord Rupert rod. an AutrafUa I sheep and cattle man. live Jo a . .OOfiouf at MeJLotirBc.' Uncoga IJtr- ahi. Dr. Olbrr Wendell Motroot has been asked to writ? a poem to be nrad at the dedication of tho Vbinrtoa Monument, rcbruarv tV. 1-5V. Mr. Koberi (I. InrcrII i taal to resemble Martha Washington, and drcsc her hair and arranges her ncck wearln the same a trie. Umwjo InUr Ocean. It U said that of Stephen C. Fos ter's ong. "Old Folks at Home. fully i ! llTVllMl rnnii KnVn Yn bl rCH I'avne's '--' --- - " -- mmmm - . -v V-, ' r.-W 11imt .- iiiiiii copies of Tom Moore "Lxt Rums Slimmer." 1 .Vl CHI rtirit . - ...--.-. WW V. . -V-, it . -.. r.nAn II ,i x - At lis. . been coat enlMi bv tho. w hj knew him Ux-t that Allan Pmkcrtoa i .1. t. lvi . pMred the facnm wh h ha U-vn tcrme t mind rradtng to a reiuarka e degree, and that Un wa. tbo hssu ., v-4t.yV , w - Mi-a l hretm l ouztns the lecturer. ras .iworn in a Deputy Tniied :iAt Marshal at St. Loti.s rvevutly, and will Jis-tst her father, the Marshal, as pri vate N-cretarv. Mm ( ouzins i the first lady ever made a deputy in the United State--. t. I ohu W. M. Kenan announ-ei a new work on religion, and say that his highest ambition would le'atisne! if he eould enter the church after death "iu the form of a little volume bound in black morocco, to be held between the lon: tapering lingers of a Imeh-glovcD hand. The Iondon M'urld ays that Mine. Patti hai signed her engagement for America for the coming operatic season, ami will .-ail for New York on baturdav, November 1. TattiN prop erty hi Wales i won h about 3xi.iwi. her diamonds alwmt A'.1, atul in addition the has about a million of dol lars. The late Paul Murphy pla ed mv oral games of chevs with the great mon- archs ot hurope. He gal!antl allow ed Queen Victoria to beat him. bit treated Napoleon III. and Km? illiam ol Prussia wry ditlerenth, giving them at lir..t an advantage over bin and then sweeping them trom the board unmer cifully. He was, before hi, health gave way. a brilliant conver-ationabst atnj a favorit' member of .-oeioty. -The map-publisher have all'hev can do to keep u with the time-. The progr,s of explorat.on. the change., in frontiers, and tfit building of new t iti and towns make an old atlai a in adc pjate for to-lay'.- use ai a la.it year's newspaper. '1 he" map ff Africa is changing mors rapidly than that of any other part of the world. Many explor ers and pioneers there, supported by governments, geographical w etie. ir missionary ageuc.e-.. are all the while adding new fact to geographical kuowl c lge. - - Ch icaijo IU ru 'd. nLMIOKUCS. A correspondent asks "Do blonde or brunettes havo the worst temper?" We are constrained to answer that thev do. Chwago JourtuU. Lady Have you given the gold fish fresh water as I told vou. Marion? Marion No, ma'am, and why would I? Sure they haven't drunk what thev have yet! Tht Judtjc. ' "Oh!" exclaimed Mk-iC'u-diiugton. looking a' the portrait. "How natural those eyes are They look as though they were alive"' ""Yes." replied Charles, "it is a life's eve.- picture, vou know." - riiladrlfAin Cull. i Bigi by was telling Blobsou about ' a friend who wa.. injured in a railroad accident. "He ought to havo got heavy damages from the road." said Blobson. "He did," replied Biysby; "he got both legs and one arm broken." Milwaukee iailnut. "You look as if you had been kRsod by a breeze from Northland." said a poetic young lady to a pretty friend, whose cheeks were glowmg with color. "Oh. no'.'' was thu laugh ing reply, "it was only a soft heir from Baltimore." Uurang'ton (17.) Free Press. Professor: "M know the monastic r. Jackson, do theory of the you uni- vers ." Mr. J.: "Ye." fTau.'e.) Pro osor: "Why don't vou tell uie, then?" Mr. .1.: "Well, you see. there is no telling what I know?' (Professor diam?3es the elas-.) Harvard Lam poou. "Uncle,"' said Balph, "what gen der is 'misery?'" "The neuter gender, my boy." "Are you sure, uncle?' "(juito sure.' "Well. I'm sure it the feminine gender." "And how do vou make that out?" "'Caue it .av- her? ' jn tj,i paper th: nnnv ' nmi don't at Mni-ery love- com 1 - ------ -. - pany, ami don t nil women love com panv?" Uoiden J)au. ..What are vou going to do with .,..,. Imr?,. fl,,.d"a trn,il.7,,a on the . , f 1 ..Vi. ,.. -; ."MIIIH 111 i. lllL'llll l 111! 1 UI I'llll lill gmM Ue IJ)U.r ,?s anu; ,.uko him fIolVfl 0 lho rivur an,,irown him" "I -j, 1 ujj,rbt ' was the sad renon!. "but he lelongs to my wife. I am taking n:tn over to the barber's to have his hair cut." A". V. Sun. A ladv living in ChcKca employs a i girl named Brid:et to take care ol her t youngest child, a two- car-old uy namd -cddv. iim"ut louit ijiu 11...U i.i ... ...i. .1- i..i.- one up to bed the other evening, ami when she again appeared was aked by I ner, misireis n rreuuy na gone .0 . sleep, '""is. mum." she replied. "I waited till 1 heard him ,thilL" Holti Glob--. The other day a visitor surpri.ed a as ?ay- no-ny e - mU:s53' Uc nw little footsv toticO then ho caught Mght ul the vj-it hlushed, and muttered. -Xo. no.; IllUSt HOt CXpO?e VOUr pedal CXtreail! laitor. VOU t . n,3t not expose your petfc miues y extending them beyond th protect- ing covering of the blanket, or you will j lay voursvstem open to attack ct ca- i tarrnai nueciionj. xsiiaino irwvnz. "At meenp oi th Austin U. entry Club, noi loaT mdw. d-arinrr the disctas- . .- - -- -" 1 ioa the I resident toke of ynatmg ' . . ' - . . ln - tHri ueniy anu saiu -1 na. s my rcom. and he livc.1 more than three thousand years ago." Tesas Sifting. -.-. . - --' m Aaother Iream Dissipated J They were watching a ves?el coming up the river, and he remarked . "Thiiik. darling, of what an immense expanse of ocean that vessel may have passed over. It may be that she is and see how nearly I have guested if- xieiio. wneredo ven come froB, aad what c nirr ivmwm? Tf M . 4i ffr Voice from the Teasel: ,tvXew Lc ea; oeioai aad boeka" Motto ImL Our Yorni Headers. ovx tunr. 0 r Wltio Sztrrr H 1 Vute ti;: rn t J fro r r 4 w WlV rn tii: Vtf r t Jwtt A U4f ?ims.sh. fcjr I wrrrji r-lj tert! mm -a tt Ki t frit' temt if vt kJ Wti M 4 ir tMr , t Air. r rr-k. " !. - 05E WAT TO m: RK4VE. . Tft lry 'Tapa." rth nsl tx-r?r-oW .MartBUW. laal ij-Aut U fAtJrar , m-c jitn imn, a iruc Ty. j with wuld b a kraric tb. nr Itrr Utnt4tt ' n a tro "Perhap t tt ntll l wW grow , a.t,, ,. i , . , . Hut nav i 1 n.iti t voc E a .. i. l .. . , . i , -.n. ..,. .i. . . . j tn,cf wav fr a bravo au to or ' niniM-tf." " Scleral dav aftrthi. lMn Mariand had tpjit forxotton aboH trying to t brave, thinking. ttidol, that h? woll havo to wait anvw-av until bo rr ! i man. h and h little plat tnat. ,14-A. A car vounucr. were ida;ar in ih il- i krnn- It w at a vn v Jar lonnH, that the two chddrva ofta cctM iau It j to "play 1ioukx Altor awh c .Mr land, who, of oMirw, vraji pWymg tb papa of the houn. m ti g "ilat-i town t. lit htiiti ht not h htut.i I otjt of the dor of the kennel, atnt a just about t creep out Hhcn rj;ht in front of him in he path he aw a tal He knew iu a moment jut bnl mft of i a Miake it wa. and how dangtruu it j was he knew that It wa a ratthnale, ; and that if it btt Ada or htm titer i would probably de- For Marland ha 1 j stent two 'umiiHTi on im papa w ranch in Kanm. and he had been tojd overandoveragaln.lt he over ar a nako to run from it a. fat as ho could, and tin.. Miake jut in front of hint wa making the queer little rnn,? with the rati lei at the end of bi tall which Mar land had heard enough about to bo able to leeogufre. Now vou mint know that a rattle snake li not ut all like a lion or a hear aittiougo jum a, d.tugeroui in it u n i way. It will not chae vou; it can only iprmg a distance epial to it own length, and it hrt to wat and eH iUulf up iu a ring, suuudiug It, warning all the time. Wfore it can -.triko at all. So if v)ti an ever o little dintanew fnu it when you ee It llrt, ou can cHv ascape irotn It. The only dnnijer f from vtepjung on it without .felng it. But Mar la rid . iriake wa alread colled. "nt it wni hardly more than a foot from the entrance to the kennel. You mut know that the kennel .v not out iu an oven tiehi. either, but under a pia.a. and a lattice work pin wry near it left a very narrow parage for the children, even where there wan't any Miae. If thev had icen utanding upright tin could have run, narrow a. tne vvay vva.t out tiiev would nave to ..Tawl out ol the kennel and find nj 1 fr their entire little lodiei on 1 ground lfore they could Mraighten thenne'ves up aud nin. Port una te. I the nake.i head was turned the other way. "Ada." ..aiil Marlaud veiy quietly, m quietlv tnat his grandpapa, raking the gravel on the walk near by, did not , hoar him, " there' a snake out here, and its a ratlle.nake. Keep very still and crawl right after me " " Ye, Ada,' he whimpered, as he succeeded in hquiiiuingh.tuiolf out and wriggling pat thu .nako till he could stand upright. "V'uvr'.x r6?fi. but vou mustn't make any noLv!" Five uiinutex later tho two children sauntered slowly down the aven le, hand in hand. "firaiulpapa'nald Marland. "lhert' a rattlenake in there where Ada and I were; perh apj you'd better kill him'' And when th Miake had been kdJed. aud pana for the hundredth tune had folded hi little Ikv in hi arm and murmured "M .ily brave I'' Maria brave lxr ! mv dnr, up in brave little boy and looke. surprw!. Why, it wasn't that killed the snake, "papa ! it wa grandpapa I didn't do nuyl'iing ; I only kept very till and ran awav. But vou ee. in that ca. keeping i very Mill ami running away wa jui tho bra vet thing the little follow 0011M have done ; and I th.nk hi mamma for I am his mamma, and I know jUt how he did feel Mt when ho took him in her arm that nijcht that in her little bov's oul ther wa kotnn- tning o tli. &fl,n tt Ki,i.V, VinriMi, 4 a made Mrs. Axcake. t,w -.a,. -. -.,.. mv, i. . . ,; .f. J', fofft'iu. in Wulc Archie's Ialnty City Cul. "h. go 'way from me, Archie, your j band 1 dirxv. .aidlisUay. toing hr golden curl. Vhv. Ilatm. - mrm red tvwir Ar hie." "I did not know 500 wonld t 1 ke that when you ramo to me. j out." or''- Thj ninetrrith cfntiiry Aren't you going to plav whh rnc" B. ('. uheUI by Taylor t. be tho ap- "I don't play wis bov. w mud on ?rojcimal da of tbj urt&u id tV their hoe.1' OaUiv KHiisd. aipiiabriic writing. anlfn,wi that Um "But I hail to help pspa dig oml Krrw " l'w degrfc whlJj from potatoes for vou toyntnt ihnncr. Truly! gyp. horo of tb Jrrr dunn"- that's w by. "'pleailI Artflij. "Com'tvl'." lo"K captirtty. Uu !cwl4g, o? Ibiv, anl III how v. the pig. I wTC & av of tho runaigot litthi on-." I "PToh; pig, ii pwdC Ialv said. , onifully. " j "Then 111 novf vn th chicken, nr-f . r he , aif. or the tui-flu,' Archie begged. 1 -Oh, b come" i lift 3.i.fl "Aren't you realty going to f play with mo at all? ' "Not unul yora -ill clsaal tip.' j .... . saiu jJav. Miuumg nr eye nir Kif 1" in l.r Tt.r amL lean-; i r ---if ' .- .. ... ........ Archie had sbpr-ed awav. h rallv ; ..11.M i. vin.. ..-. ;, araja !.. at. ni..wi .- .--. 1. Archie had sbprixl a-arav. Si, reailv haul nvant t- pbxx witli him j.ffc;r hail nvant t- phxv witii him .ffc;r a wiiiie. oniv mu -anliil hmi : kui- He dxl not lik djriT hand aad he had to rut- awav from hrr SOW her "Ub. dear. I want my couir-bmi .. . - "Oh. eor. he si; sgam. pefpingoutof th : dvor. "Pcrharr b- in the ganhn h? ' ..t .t- . ' 11....-! . . 1 .t.i e a wivugi--., f.t.0-4 iJOKicr. aui A.1-9 ran do n tii .h, and tnpp.nl and ttslL "()h. vou dirtr. dirtv dirt." -be criwi Mi J Ily pwKmg cerei: up atd ccerget.ca T " brc&Zii&s her haacin a ti fet ou-ht ir . " r- -, , . to go . hf ia toe corner Tax 1 r your oVn elL . There, cow! J here, cowl Oo. my dwjictc-u. whxi that?" -he added, as she caught x glirape of the funniest little pinky- while creature wtth a enrir tall, who was ruamn, ling aboot, tokinr hb loe I nose into the groand and grunting. iruint:verDeenoa a Xsrm be- calf aad I kaow its not asakken. Oh I wish my couj:n-bov wm here, to tell mm aboat it, 'leM it mht U a porky pioi"," Wham th tried te oatta k. away k If hal lo.kl forwar.1 o eagerly v ' '" rancn. Uie dof-ay of ditfnran.k ths visit from Iris lovely liuhr aty tsru- , w l vanou rJphaiet. It art in uuv mi- 4iiu rajun aii'j 11. n tr.fv a. - .-.... .n. tuv .r un- t rxa wi0i a r--,, pfeaa feri fcrc? r J Wir U eww fc Wfcor 4 fo? T b3Ani ? w ff fr ;Hi ihrr? r pkaty 4 rR tt her -iJ-9-a & rrs!. rfS TTMTf were Osfc'tr SltM-f $?! dstrca f thf fa?y Hil .sK ' U row Jw.. T tts.r .iafi, "W. it e ffcty mn, ad 1 SaX jy Wttaf .fNp H 5t. brd. tJst rr ) - rigJ: tJ? f mJdr. dKtr pJv J Sf' .fu- rrW h ItoAte pi? ti Uiy wjj so uw -& for&mi ctar. fnitrri kSf ? &f UMr t fe4 IjAy ly jKfrtr uill. hon 4 brwrfWrnJ t dirty. vk. P9 dty' kU lfcl 4M lc Wx k kind at pmmuUa, 4t8fcJ kl3fwt t iat tlio w j Ta laT tcx-1 A f11 i j Atm nr. a.ad jr n&. wHa r-van: SmUJT board hr. aisd ihl ? WUv tai Arriiio All tht Um ho hd lPT3 WmUssj h KxLi until ystt oemUi jstr te In Uki. MmMHs; bt jju, j ja- tng ht hxtr allor ii $. At tlrl h dl nH Kny Hhtrt U?i nram oAiao frons. Ui rb.l jf th trfiMMTtt. and rS swjc:J ! uatniv maklrn wlo bd tnol "-. . S& X. frner iun a few mlnutnt x IrMoif ' kcr back, rthi In th mmi. 4li th ul pig. norting anl grwitiag arvud Hr "K?vcr mUd. DaUy. I'm hr.' enl hor -jIlant Uttlc och!. h ft to unlatch the xpte -t-yua jf-nr Bun owl a fat a 3HHI can Sh? ,, I ut! (Jo away. ou gr4t bis; ugly Utg" TkUlat m mat froll w, of rfMjriM!, nut for liy And h hat doytwi Uink th-t rlIIu htj child lb-t1 out. USe HHHttnt 4 wa afe., and the gato ht Utl'Bu fajr and the pg? "Oh. aln t i a .Iwrfu. tiW Her little whlto drn wjv I4k HOwV veator vta drqping frwui hnr yII,y curt aud hor lo-ar udo duty Ilfl furrtiw down her tihekv "No )hi ain't." cried Arvh.t-. Uuty. "You look jiit splouslkl' aud hi mil Iu arm around hfr nock attd gare hor a hearty kt. But" porhap you would fel mQW cimfortab4e It vou wa ahil," hM ad.lil Horthn Waln, n )'ou!m (1mjMin10n. llUtorj of the Alphabet. How mnnv of tho million that dally u the alpnabot ever top to thtnk its ongin anl long hVtr? In thP true nplrit of a tudcnl iAaai Tay Imr, a vrell known Kngluh writer on pb.lo ouhical and nhlloloIcal subicot. ha Him 1 reetmtly written and publllud i lm the 1 don two ntotit volumes under th title: "The Alphabet An AroMiAt of tho Origin and Development of I.ttr" It i only by hop of re ent dU?overle of w early incnption and the progrr in Uie art of reading lol laugua-e. and deciphering hitherto unknown yuib.d. Uiat Mich a wellpotcd hlsttity ha Ik cotnn poMiblit. ity careful tudy of tho learned ay and oenlltio snvtga tious of the latent phlh))og)t., Taylor ha net forth n language of eay exi prelumxion the origin of the nJphab.it, v HhoHncthal our own " Uotnau " hit ter, may be followed back to their vory begin mug. wiiuo twenty or morn routu rl ago. a he aerL. Wo havo uo mom letter, according to thU aecmnt. than tho of the Italian priulr of the liftculh c'Utiiry Tlicw were limiattMl fnun th Uantiul inaniieripaj of tht tenth and elmcuth centurm. Ue letter ing f thve tHinglerivcI from the I to man of ilx Auguttan age. ltoinan let ter. In their turn, am traccnl U ihoio employed at Bomn In tbj tliirtl century II. C, ami th5-j do not differ greatly from form ud in the earliest lung pvcimcti. f Latin writing, dating from inn liflii century B. (. The primitivu alphalot f Home wa dnri ro.1 from a lv al form of thc(Jrek alidabeu In u tho lxth century B. ('., and that ' a variety of tb-j earbost tireek at. phaU-t bolongitig to the eighth, or n"nn to thw ninth rentury B. a '11m Creek got tholr iettr from thj Phnu lu. and theirs ar tdearly traooablo in th m nuitit known form of Ui .Snilt- The nwt ancient of Ixi-Aa. a papyrus f-mnd at 'n-if, and now rwrrwl In the French National Library. Mippib the rarl.e.t form of the Ic-ua u-d In thw Semitic aiphatiot. The onn tabl.M ( tho law could havq bcn postibt to the Jow ouly becau 0f iiwi k). Um tA an alphabet, and tuu thu lithl J and ino-irni phihdojrical jMiiyr- untto ia ajmnuinz a common ori.'io u. tUn alphalet which i In daily utbroij''h ir apuvjty w earriL r. oil dfr.- J1 w'fr alphatU aru uow found,. -M70 ro tnougbt bate brn. th )rl ung tha primiT5 alphai .'rftt.on, and each letter ami c-wih. may bj lrar.. bv TavW m. "" aaly1-! throngh.aJl thehang that "? aaarkcti the jjrowtl, prgrMs. and k-' ' ' 'n ti-c u a cftWtl't. a!baSrt. cratcAei ca Hul IpL Uu ; ui b,-- i Umrvl In otr of iht & 1 11 4 -" trt ynec Ulsfnt in ItaW at- mbwWl to tho UiOt c ntiirr B. C- Th rllkt IrU-rof tuiar 1st.?- ,-.. .... --..-. v..,.,, iM v ltllt tear i !. iriifr .r .. . . "--w tmrnmitf jaifr (initiL 1r,vrit f,"y 1" itsjriptioai. !: it U cr-,ti f,ly ? nrnu "he rapid invraw. by n h rP' invra. by recent diwovcr- l -OCM,I'", fragmrjiu Uiat 'PfW ."Wm Umgt THIrATtix . qucal tw 7rai of wfrn! . w nw m ang the !cibu t.t .....'. . --' w.M.I. vmIeU.f th. r ngin amX htorv J6" wrra fwtnd Ja Cyjmt broa t!afi trix.'t. , ir.. .n "-1. " . -Mt 4 l - r'l cmj -ian charactfcr, - - . -- - .-,jim:u Ti;a djit.w- mck tenth. vcn te tlerznth csmtory U. C. Cola. ejgravc4 ger. itrib-i 1 the JaiUt f.rUI la, rt .1! .t . r. tatu. aa - . --. VT 44f. KJlfT r,... u. iijt o: aiL i crittion. foam! !k lrt r .. In on the wall t.f aa 0m tn! k- . P"J xstrw mxtrrisi fr the !I. 7nm lift common Moisr d' alphaUjeji, tho Phomia - ,tLlSrf I tfcs Greek amd rak vST tea o the owt TJe iliiTrV" fS wnicfc we m aaj lbv "7T aad TBfcOTtaeeetrattti j WueJaaaeWava2aJ aTCiJal "" B &'$ A X VBd 24' z 1 t ii ft LiL-r- . -.- irf '-XTtr it -y-&.' -i fs-V . h. ? s r . ;- -. .?. m "r. : . v-"' " ' rii-- I'V c. -. -- rr ".fr ??: S 7p- 'SVC i1", , '-ii. .- T-, BaS3&g-i -?-J. --T v?A -t ;s- Si i r : j ,Bt - k " lat-fe