m i- I F- r HOME, FABM AND WARDEN. In planting ycrar garden yoa caa ave much hard work by planting everything in drills as far as possible, so as to permit of cultivating with a borec. Chicago Times. Stable manure to be used in the garden should be worked over and oyer again until it is thoroughly composted and as fine as possible. This will put it in excellent condition for use in hills, etc Cincinnati Times. Caution is necessary, in using com mercial fertilizers in the garden, that it is not brought in direct contact with the seed. Thorough mixing with the fioil is the only absolute safety at all times. Cleveland Leader. It is said by one who has tried it, that if you forget to put dried corn in water to soak all night, steaming it for two hours will soften it much more than boiling for the same length of time, and it will retain its sweetness and distinct ire flavor better also. N. Y. Tribune. A correspondent says that younc liorscs should never have shoes imposed upon them until it is well proved that they can not do without them. He pre dicts that the day is not far off when Bome humane benefactor his kind and iiorse-kind will produce a breed ol liorses having such firm, tough feet, in addition to all other good qualities, that Shoeing will be unnecessary. New En gland Fanner. Fish pic: Take off the skin, and re move the bones of any odds and ends ol cold fish that may be possessed; add to .this an equal woight of cold mashed po tatoes and any cooked rice that may be over from a dish of curry. Season with pepper and salt, and place the mixture 'in a well greased dish, with some lumps of dripping at the top, in the oven, and liake until it is a light brown color. Jfoston Globe. 1 To cure weak eyes bathe your eye laily in salt water; not salt enough 3 hough to cause a smarting sensation. tNothinir is more strengthening, and we (know several persons who, after usiii" this simple tonic for a few weeks?, hail )ut aside the spectacles they had used Jor years, and did not resume them, continuing, of course, the oft-repeated ;daily use of salt water. Never forco jour eyesight to read or work in insuffi cient o"r too broad light. Reading with tiic sun upon one's book is very injuri ous to the cjcs. Exchange.. Farming Made Profitable. Farmers may be divided into two classes those who raise good crop?' ovcry year, through all the changes ol .the seasons; and those who fail, or partly succeed at best, when the sum jner is too wet. or too drv, or when the reason opens late, or a cold summer fal lows, or the crops are seriously cut intc 'hy early autumnal frosts. Insects como in for a larire share of the plunder, to a greater or loss extent, nearly every year, mid on the whole the business of' farm ing becomes a very uncertain one at bast What is the reason of the great dif ference between these two classes ol farmers? Ask the last-mentioned class the fol io wing three questions, and observe how man' will give a clear, decided atlirma tivc answer: 1. Arc your fields all thoroughly tile drained, three feet deep, and two rods part? 2. Have you secured help enough or Q-alhcr, have you occupied land small enough to make a deep, mellow bed ol tineiy pulverized soil before planting or (? ing an- crop:" , Have you provided suilicient help t k'sp all hoed crops in clean, mellow tfillasrc the reason through, so that veeds cannot get above ground? c are aware that a difficulty lies in j'otir way you desire if possible, with suant help, to raise all you can this 3rear. and with the hope that the season vill provo favorable, will go over and cultivate as much ground as you can. The plowing will necisarily be hurried .-and superficial: the crop will at best be only moderate for want of a deep bed of mellow earth: and grass and weeds "will have more sway than on well pre pare! ground under strong growing crops. One of the first things there fore, in planning for the season, is to reduce the extent of the land intended ior cultivation, sufficiently to make clean and thorough work. If draining is needed, do it thoroughly, so far as you can, and do not" try to reduce water-soaked land to line tillage, i We can cite an example. The owner of a small farm thought he had not Jand enough, and proposed to run in debt for more. Circumstances induced 3iim to change his plans, and to sell ofl " portion of his farm, and thus still further reduce its extent. He retained lhe same hired help, however, and the fiamti force of teams, and could do all l(iie work in a belter manner. His crops have so improved that he now i raises much moro than before in quan tity, aud at a better profit. The farmer who has a thoroughly tile idrained farm, has entire control of it ho season through. He can Legin -work as soon as the frost is out of the 'ground. He haB plenty of time to sub soil his land, and by repeated plowing And harrowing to reduce it to the con dition of a garden. His crops are put n early, they get a timely and vigo Tons start, outstrip the weeds if the Jailer are permitted to grow at all, and insects make less impression on them. tJI the summer is wet, the.surplus water is held like a sponge in the deep mel low soil, or is carried off in the tile drains. If a severe drouth occurs, the same deep soil holds enough moisture for the growing crop. Timely and re pealed cultivation kecp3 the weeds under and promotes growth. With such land and such management, the owner is in a great measure independ ent of wet and dry seasons; he has heavy crops every year. There arc, of course, certain adjuncts which are care fully attended to. as for example the caving and manufacture of manure, its timely spreading and thorough inter mixture with the soil; a well digested rotation; good labor-saving imple ments; ana leaa and comfortable quarters and regular feeding for all do mestic animals. The superficial farmer nay not be able at once to accomplish complete change for this better sys tem, but he mav begin without delay, and by constantly aiming at the highest decree of improvement, soon be able torcAch satisfactory results. Country Gentleman, , - - .jy. gammer Sheep Husbandry. Before turning the Hock to pastor, Mch sheep should be well trimmed and tagged about the tail and rump, and the closer this is done the better. As a light guide to the amount of pasturage required, it may be stated that about six sheep will eat as much as one cow, the proportion depending, of course,, on the size of the sheep and cow. They will also eat much that cattle would re ject in the shapo of weeds, etc. Finer grasses grow where sheep have pas tured: their close cropping induces lat eral growth, and the gentle pressure of their feet consolidates the soil without poaching it, and a fine sward is formed. When just turned to grass, sheep will cat greedily, and as this has a relaxing effect, it is well to continue giving them a little dry grain for a few days, which will counteract this tendency. This is one of the strong points in favor of feed ing roots to sheep during winter, or even the latter part of that season,, for they will then pass from hay to grass without such a ravenous desire for the latter. If only a limited supply of roots is on hand they should be reserved for feed ing till toward the opening of spring. When sheep are on pasture they should have suilicient of it. Access to water they must have, and salt should be given them at least occasion ally. This should not be thrown on the ground, to be licked up with quantities of earth; it should be given in a trough. The care-taker, when he visits them, should take a little grain with him to keep them familiar. For the dog nui sance it is difficult to provide a remedy. The proper oue would be such a dog-tax as would secure the annihilation of all curs and mongrels. Bells hung around the necks of a few of the sheep arc a partial protection, but the hardened sheep killer " cares for none of these things," and is impervious to anv argu ment short of a shot-gun. It the Hock is trained to come to'the barn at night they will be safe Lambs may bo weaned when from four to five months old. They and their mothers should be separated, and placed in lots out of sight of each other, and along with the young things should bo put three or four withers or dy ewes to keep them tame. They should have eood pastures and a little grain daily, whereas the ewes should be temporarily stinted for the purpose of drying up their milk. Shearing time will, how ever, have arrived ere this, when the flock should first be passed in review and dirty locks of wool be cut off; then the sheep should be washed, and in four or live ilavs, or as soon as the wool is dry, they may be sheared. Just as long as wool-buyers dis criminate against unwashed wool to the extent of one-third of the weight of a fleece, it will pay to wash the sheep, as the we:ght is not lessened to that ex tent in washing the wool. Sheen wash ing is not such a dreadful undertaking as many imagine: four men two in the water and two to hand the sheep from the pen will easily wash fifty sheep in a forenoon. The pool should be deep enough to take the sheep off its feet, and have a sheltering gravelly bank, where the dripping animals can regain the land. Washed sheep should bo sheared on grass to keep the wool clean, the accessories being a pen to inelose the sheep, and a rough table on which to roll up the wool. Notico should be takun of the quantity and quality of the wool of individual sheep for future guidance. If "ticks" are numerous on sheep or lambs they are verv harmful, and both should be dipped immediatelv or soon after shearing in a preparation which will destroy the pests a decoction of tobac co with a little sulphur added is as good as anything. The lamos should be sheared in August. This is an innova tion on the custom of this country, but it will be found to have good effect on their growth, and before the arrival of winter they will have acquired a fresh tleece quite suilicient to protect them. In renovating worn-out lands sheep may play a very- important part, pro vided green crops are grown on the lands to be consumed thereon by sheep inclosed on plot after plot by movable hurdles: for as they feed they enrich the soil with their well-scattered droppings. Roots can never form as important a factor in sheep-raising and crop rotation here as in England, where a large proportion of the acreage of each farm is devoted to turnips, to be fed off on the land by sheep, together with some grain. Thus sheep are fat tened, and the land is manured and pre pared for wheat or barley. This can not be done here, foreven if roots could be grown as successfully as in England, they would be frozen fast in the ground just at the time they would be most wanted. But though roots can not, green fodder crops can be grown, and it is to these, in connection with sheep, that the farmer should trust for the restoration of the fertility of much of his land. It must be understood, how ever, that tliis plan is simply a means to an end, that end being the capacity of the land to grow clover. Land that will grow good crops of clover will grow.or can be made to grow.anything Prize Essay, in Rural New Yorker. The Philadelphia Press states that John R. Austin, a liberal gentleman ol that city, sent the following note to tho treasurer of the Presbyterian hospital: "1 should observe that our hospital has declined a sum of 2,500 on principle. Believing that it should not suffer loss for maintaining principle, inclosed please find my check for -3,000; $2,500 in lieu of the sum it did not receive, and $500. being a premium for adhering to principle, if not adverse to the in terests of the hospital, I should like this sum of 3,000 added to the principal of the permanent funds of the hospital, so that principle and principal may go to gether." Custard made in in this way is de licious for tho " filling of a layer cake: Heat a coffee-cup of sweet milk in a bright tin basin, beat one egg very light, and beat with it until smooth one heaping tea-spoonful of Hour, add sugar to suit the taste; when tho milk is hot stir the flour, eggs, etc., into it; it will thicken'in a very few minutes. Take it from the fire and flavor with lemon: if you choose, blanch 'some almonds, cut them in three or four pieces and stir into the custard, N. Y. Post. Dissolve some alum in the whit wash to keep it from rubbing off. The Mol J'ublislier. Numerous requisite essentials mar is laid down for the successful starting and establishing of a newspaper. The repeated failures we see in so mauy sections of the country are dno fre quently to a lack of observance of fundamental rules and principles, and at other times to incompetency and ig norance of the requirements of the call ing. A word, even to the initiated, is at times not misplaced, while to those embarking in the field of publishing a hint or two in season can but urovc ap propriate. An important point to be kept in view when contemplating the founding of a new journal is to secure an eligible position, well peopled, and. if possible, where there is no other paper published. If there be papers in existence in the locality you may have chosen, en deavor to make your enterprise such a success as to crowd out all rivals, and exemplify "the survival of the fittest." Various honorablo means may be em ployed for so doing. A careful study of the conduct and tone of other jour nals will develop new ideas and afford experience for raising the character of your own publication. A sound policy is to start with suffi cient capital to pay for your entire out fit of type, presses and paper, leaving sufficient working capital in the bank for wages and running expense-'. Do not be too sanguine of success? If you hold your ground for the first year, without making a dollar or running in debt, you will be doing as well as the average of those who have traveled tho same road and met with final success. Let your paper be of a good moral tone and of a strictly clean and pure sentiment This rule should apply not only to the general reading matter, but to your advertising columns. Remem ber that the newspaper should not be a medium for the mere gratification of the morbid tastes of the community, but a source of intelligence and profit for the merchant, the mechanic, the refined gentleman, and their families Endeavor to make your paper a relia ble agent in all its news, avoiding lengthy and sensational reports. It :a better to be tardy with a correct ac count than to be compelled to contra diet hastily-spread false rumors. Take a personal interest in the prac tical details of 3our composing and press-rooms, not leaving the entir.s management of this branch of your newspaper to your foreman or general hands. If you are not a practical print er you will." in time, by careful observa tion, become acquainted with the rou tine of the work. Waste of material may thus be prevented, and economy incul cated in your employes. The prosperity of a paper may be iudged in a measure by its appearance. Do not sacrifice the typography to grat ify tho whims of advertisers. Abolish ail poster display. Set your advertise ments in neat, plain type the smaller sizes of such faces as light Gothics, An tiques and Roman tvpj?. Use the best quality of ink and paper that your means will allow. Your subscribers will appreciate youi efforts, and will give such a newspaper ample support. Pay all your bills promptly, thus se curing, whatever it may be customary to allow, the discount for cash pay ments. Upon no cons:deration be negligent about the issue of your paper, but cause it to appear uniformly upon the day of its announced publication. Inculcate in your employes habits of cleanliness and temperance. Keep tho various departments of the office clean aim uuy. i ay your workmen jusi aim reasonable wages, giving preference to the employment of those who are com petent. Abandon all unnecessary night-labor. A job printing-office es tablished in connection with yournews oiliee will be found a valuable ally. Last, but not least, systematically at tend to the collection ot all moneys duo, and summarily erase from the mail-list all non-paying subscribers. Typographic Advertiser. He Was Competent. An amusing episode recently occurred in Judge Barnum's court-room during tho hearing of r.n ejectment case. A little boy of eight years was presented by one side as a witness, aud the oppos ing counsel objected. Do you know what an oath is?" asked the Court. " Yes sir," answered Charley. "It is to ask God to help you tell the truth." "Where did you" learn all this?" frowned the opposing counsel. " In the catocliism," said Charley, not to be frowned down or sat upon by the biggest lawyer in the business. "In tho 'atechism? What cate chism?" " In the ten cent catechism, sir." Who told you to look in the cate chism?" "My sister. She told me last night, and I got it and studied it." ' Have you got 3"our catechism with you Yes, sir. Here it is," and the well- i thumbed little pamphlet was forthwith produced from the depths of that mys terious receptacle for all odds and ends, the trousers-pocket. " You see the boy has his documents," interposed the court with a smile, and a quiet titter went around the court room as it became evident that the legal luminary was being " downed " by the child. "H'm! Let me see the book. I won der if you know anything more that's in it. Who made you?" " Why, God, o' course," was the re ply, as if the lad pooh-poohed the idea of being asked such a simple question, and wanted "somethin' hard." Several questions were asked, and elicited ready replies. The lawyer, though loath to "acknowledge "tho corn, saw that he was in for it, and accepted defeat as gracefully as possi ble. Turning to tho Court he said: " Your honor, I think we will accept this witness, and as for this little book, I would submit it to my learned friend, the counsel for the other side, and recommend its careful perusal by him. It will d him good." Chicaqo Times. m m m The fast mail service across the continent costs no more to the country than the former slow service. The mail time, from ocean to ocean, is live days ten hours, which enables Eastern cor respondence to be delivered by the car riers in this city some forty hours earliei than formerlyA-6'a Francisco Post. Virginia Recruits. The Republican party of Virginia, created and proclaimed by the Liberal Coalition Convention of Wednesday, springs at or.ee full-grown and full armed into the political arena, ready for the comb:,, with the Bourbon-Democratic party of Virginia. The Read justcr movement of 137'J against Bour bon men and measures rapidly devel oped into the Liberal-Coalition, which obtained Federal and Republican recog nition and favor, and now the logical and decisive step is taken which con firms our past record and assures our future career. Differing with the Na tional Republican party on no principle nor policy, ami having" identical objects in viewftoth as to State and Federal af fairs, we yet did not assume the Re publican name until we had won and deserved U by our deeds no less than by the natural accession to our ranks of the vast majority of the Republicans in Virginia. In point of fact, not only had the former Republicans of Virginia, as a mass, come to the Liberal-Coalition, but the legal authorities of the'' former Republican organization in the State, and of the National Republican partv as well, had ratified ami approved the alliance and had jointly authorized anil called the convention which met Wed nesday and took the name of the Re publican party of Virginia. In all this the convention but acted under the in dorsement o: the Republican Adminis tration, the Republican Senate and the Republican National Committee. Not only in the name of the Liberals and Re adjusters was our action taken, but in the name of the Republicans, with only about live thousand ot the last dissent ing, and these bolting to co-operate with the Bourbon-Demo.Tacy! Lat year the Liberal-Coalition polled 12r,oJo votes for its candidates, while in 1832 the Straightout bolters to Bourbonism dis closed that their whole strength, as cast for Dawson (their candivte for Con-gressman-at-Large), amounted oniy to about -1.:0H votes! Early in the Liberal movement the free schools and the frej ballot were taken up by us as great issues appeal ing alike to enlightened statesman-hip a lid honest patriotism; and here at once the movement, in antagonizing Bour bonism, aligned itself with Republican ism. In the rapid evolution of the germ of Liberalism :is the deadly foi of bourbonism, we bocame nationalized. Federalized and Americanized in spirit and in purpose thus identifying our selves the more with Republicanism as we renounced and opposed sectionalism and all its narrow hates and prejudices. We proclaimed :md fouirht for the civil and political e piality of all men, which Bourbonism swore to recognize and ac cept only to ignore or reject more fully. here auatn touching elbows with the Republicans of the country in the asser tion of common rights against the usur pations and tyrannies of a false Democ racy. We adopted the policy of prote -tion as one necessary to the" prosperity of Virginia no less than to the general welfare of the Nation; once more join ing hands aud hearts with the Republic anism which makes war upon the De mocracy of free trade or that "for revenue only." Our friends were Re publicans: our chief enemies Democrats aud Bourbons. Republican in principles and policy, in protess'on and pract.ee. in precept and performance, in association and alliance for mutual help against common foes, and also Republican in the number of Republic ans who marched under our banuer. we but take the name we ha'c a right to when Ave declare that we are the Re publican party of Virginia and pro claim that we shall hold and defend it against all comers with the might and valor already illustrated by many high achievement's and brilliant victories. The Republican President of the United States, the Republican Senators at Washington, the RepuMican National Committee, the Republican masses of irgima, reinforced by many thousands of former Conservatives and Democrats all these welcome, acknowledge and sustain us as true Republicans; and the Republican National Comention at Chi cago will gladly and proudly receive us as'a grand division of the National Re publican party. We shall help nomi nate and elect the next Republican President and Vice-President of the United States, and we shall be foremost in vindicating and establishing Repub licanism, free, respected and with none to make it afraid, not only in Virginia, but in all the Southern States. And while we do this straightoutisiu. dis owned and rejected of all except Bour bons, will perish in self-entailed con tempt and ignominy. Not only, there fore, aro we Republicans of right, but we are Republicans who have the might to make good our right. The "break" which President Grant once prophesied as sure to occur to the Smith has happened. The Solid South "breaks" before the successful liberaliz ing movement which began here in 1S79. In foretelling this "break" Presi dent Grant said that when it took place the men who participated in it would be astonished to see how many hail been impatiently waiting and longmn; for this "convenient season" to abandon Dem ocracy and Hourbonism and come to Republicanism. We are here! The convention of Wednesday night filled President Grant's prediction, astonish ing even the onlooking Bourbons with incontestable evidence that the "break" has b'jen made, aud that the sinking ship of Hourbonism is being deserted already. The bold and decisive action of Wednesday night is as attractive as it is startling; and the gallant men who led the way in this revolt and liberation from a hateful political bondage will soon discover that eager throngs are hur rying in their footsteps. The Rubicon is passed the die is cast and now for ward to that good fortune which ever at tends bravo men resolute to be free and to redeem their soil from crushing and humiliating oppression. llichmond Whig. m From Paris comes announcement of the death of Amie Lconic, Uaronne Dauniesiiil. She was ninftv-two years old. Her father was Garat" first Presi dent of the Bank of France, wiio was in his cell awaiting death when the fall of Robespierre saved him. Her husband was that General Daumcsnil who de fended Vincennes against the allies in 1818, and on being summoned to sur render, only answered: " I will capitu late when you give me back the leg I lost at Lut.ea." Chicago Tribune. , From Garety to (irief. Somewhere about two years ago tho Democrats were an exceedingly merry set, anil looked forward to their mag nificent seventy-eight majority in tho lions-..' as a fair inkling of a tidal wavo that should sweep all before it in tho coming election of 1SS4. Tho merri ment has subsided altogether, and the Democratic minds are now soberly re flective and thoughtful. The two ablest men in the party have concentrated their thoughts upon the problem of an issue on which to conduct the cam paign, and have arrived at results which have been given to the world through the Chicago Iroquois Club. The conclusions differ, and the difference represents very fairly the state of mind of the party. The wisdom of Bayard sees in the Morrison bill the element ot popularity that can save the party. The wisdom of Tilden. sees the necessity of avo. ding the tariff issue at the present time. It is the first time in the history of parties in this country that the con fessedly longest-headed man of any of them has written an important public letter on the situation jut before the battle, and made no commendatory allu sion to the vital measure which the rep re entattve of his party iu Congress ha e concoct d as a campaign issue. The Democrats have always been di vided on the tariff, as they are now, but hae got on well enough oeeause they have not made the issue prominent. But the time has come when they could no longer subordinate it. The old sub jects of contest about currency, in ternal improu'inent. nullitic.Uion, sla very, resumption of specie payments, and the reso.utions of 'U8 have all been settled. Not one of them is now con tested, and their subsidence below the surface has left no oh eet above the waste of waters but the tariff. Neces sardy it became prominent, and the only thing that is prominent :vs a busi ness question. To ni.iko the matter worse, there was the palpable fact that in the sett'ement of the great questions above cnunvrated the Democrats lost their ca-e every time. They meet year after year and quietlv droo from their platform one by one the old piauks on which they formerly sat and drifted, until it came to pass that acquiescence in what the Republicans have done was regarded as a chief merit, and they be gan to put n airs for having the virtue to accept and be grateful for the good things their opponents have mad.' them swallow by sheer force against their will. On all the great measures before the country in past years the Democrats now- know they were wrong and have been beaten. They give up all but freo trade, ami are debating among them selves whether their last pet lamb is to be Mirrendered or fought for anil kept in the family as a cos-ut for the amuse ment of the children and an object of affection. The struggle exe'tes commiseration. The cry went up: "For God's sake leave us something!" and by the aid of five tender-hearted Republicans the leaders protected their forlorn little ewe by a maioritv of two votes, and thus wi Jibe able to hear its plaintive bleating ior a few weeks longer. It is a sad thought tl at so much effort has been expended by a great organization to prevent what they conceived was a wrong policy from prevailing. It ii mournful to think of the number of prophets that have come to grief by re sults that have contradicted all their prognostications. The letter writers send out statements that Core is a sad man and no more laughs. It is natural. How could he laugh when driven to vote against protect ng the wool on the back of the last Democratic sheep as he was the othorday by pa-ty necessity? Morrison is sad, too. and can not help it. All Democrats are sad. One of the writers of the Chicago let ters expressed his abiding faith that Providence would yet come to the res cue of the Democratic arty. Such faith borders on the sublime, for it is a long time since Providence has shown much inclination that way. Jeff Davis exhibited no less faith in Providence, and never gave up the lost cause until he found Ins wife's garments too siiort to hide a pair of pronounced cavalry boots; then faith died, and Providence has not since been much counted on :u a support in the tribulations of Democ racy. Exchange. Drnmcracy in Louisiana, After all the promises that the city ol New Orleans and the State of Louisiana should this time enjoy the novelty of an honest electfsa, the recent State election was marked by the usual scenes of vio lence aud ballot box stulling. The In spectors appointed for each polling place iu the city of New Orleans b- the Mayor, according to law. and the Com missioners appointed by the State Reg istrar, were ejected by" force from the polling-rooms all over the city as soon as the polls opened in the morning; and, during the riotous excitement at tending these performances, the ballot boxes were stuffed with the tiekets oj the " regular' Democratic faction. Tim State Registrar being requested to in terfere, at least so far :ts to call upon the Governor to maintain the law, declined to do anything whatever about the matter. It ii alleged by the independent Democrat and Republicans that at least eijrht thousand to ten thousand "regular" Democratic tickets were stuffed into tho ballot boxes in the city. Asides this illegal performr.nce. as"the news came in dttxng the day of a surprisingly large vote for the Republican nominee for Governor in the adjoining parishes, not a single ward in the city of New Or leans had its vole counted on the night of the election By holding back the count it could bo seen whether it would be necessary to stuff the city ballot boxes some more to make a sure thing oi carrying tue election: ana. ii neces sary, more votes could be added before beginning the count. This is a speci men of Democratic party rule in the South. It is comparatively mild to what we may expect next November. s there is no report of a massacre in jny of the parishes thus far heard t.om. Detroit Post awl Tribune. A newspaper in an F-istcrn city predicts that in the near future there will be no swinging signs, no telegraph poles, no huckstering stands, no horse blocks, no hitching-posts-. A little fur ther on, and there will be no projecting door-steps or vanning cellar-ways. Milujuuh.ee Sentinel. Treading the Downward Path. Two old friends who had met for the first time in many years were discussing bygone days. "Let, -me see." said one, "vou had a son. did you not P" "Yes. and I am sorry to say he turned out badly. He became engaged in a tight, while under the influence of liquor, and killed a man. He is at present serv ing out a life sentence." "That is rather bad." remarked the other, "but I have been still more unfor tunate with niyboy. Poor fellow! I suppose it is mostly" my fault. I shonld have watched him more cliwlv when he was young." And the strong man wept copiously. "You have" my sympathy, my dear friend." said his companion earnestly, as he grasped his hand and pressed it warmly. "May I ask what your unfor tunate son is doing ?" 'You may," replied the other, his voice choked with emotion: "he is a base-ball umpire. Philadelphia Call. CUBKOF COLO ON TIIK LINV.S. Letter From Cyru W. Field, ,Ir. S ET5"THSTitKrr. I New VoitK, .M.iy Stti. IsSI. f 5vral times this wintar I havo suftVrvil from sKvrre CM on my Langs. Each t::uo I h.ivo applied Allcock's I'orocs Pr.wrKKS, and in onry inst.-inc I hnva be-fii quickly ndieved by applying one acros my chest and one on my lack, lly friends, through my advice, liaM trie-1 tbo experiment and alo found it most success ful. I feci that I can icconiiiiend them most highly to any one who may see lit to try them. Cvitcs W. Field, Jr. i:.uini:nt sikdicai. tkstimony. 13 East S2o Sir :ct. New York, March 13th. I5. I havMisd Allcock's Purou Plastzhs in my jiractice with rmirkabl: success, and fnuntl them peculiarly r Ricucious, wh u applied to tho back, for Wank Spine and Nervous Exhaustion. Tbey afford ulmnst instant rlief iu Coughs, Colds and Liver Complaint. I cordially recommend thetu as the l-st and af-t Plaster ever mad, and would caution the jmh'ie against tho nnnit-rua other so-c.illed Porous Plasters that are sought to bo palmed olf on a credu lous public: they an worthless and often times dangerous. Robert S. Nkwtov, M. D., L. P.. C. S. Weak Dark, Rheumatism and all Local Pains are relieved and cured by Allcock's Poaocs Plasters. One trial will convince you. but sect that you got the genuine, as all other so-called Porous Plasters, with out n single exception, are worthless imi tations. He that take a wife takes care. Frank lin. Yds, he tak-s care taat his wiie di-esn't catch hint hagjginj tha servanl girl. Detroit Post. Don't You Do It. Don't suffer any longer with the pain tut aches of Rbfum.ttism which make life a bunion to. you. R-dtef, spely and per manent, can lw procured at tho nearest dru trv. in the. form of Kidney-Wort. Elbrirlz Malcolm of AVeat Bath, Maine, sitys: "I was eomnl,ily prostrated with Rheumatism and Kidney troubles and was iiot expected to recoror. The first dose of Kidney-Wort helped me. Six does put me on my feet, It has now ontiraly cured me and I havo had no trouble since." It !aUm a long time for a woman to got int the thirtios, but wnen sho dons get there sha stays. A lady, who suffered from wentns! pcnliar o her sex, in writing to a friend, said: "I trio! various kidney medicines, but only found mys-If grovdng worse. A friend told me to use Dr. GuysoU's Yellow Dock anySarsjparilla. I"? fffect on ma was soon indicated by a clar ami beuuti ful cotnhx.on, a froedom from aches and pain, a complote removal of nervous d? lrasion, painless regularity in habits of digestion and otherwise. I can not praise tho remedy too highly as a true friend to s.uffnriug womanhood and as a strengthen ing nudicine. 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