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FECS05AL ASH MTERAHT.
Tto'jert Bonner of the New York
Ledger, is sixtj'-two and worth $7,00J,-
IHJO.
Several vonnir ladies in Dctroitavi!l
tart a school of journalism. Jjclroii
2ot.
Colonel Robert Beaty, acd eighty
four years, of Union Countv, South
Carolina, has held the oflice of SberiO
in that county since 1630.
At a recent "distiupiiished" dinner
party in London, every ladv present
was an American, inchiilins the hostess
of the occasion, Mrs. George Dentick,
and among' the quests were Mich Ameii
can repreentati es a Ladies llarulc
ville and iiurcbill. Mrs. Ronalds, and
of course. Miss Chamberlain.
Great as was Charles lleade's li'era
rv succe-s, he had one j;rief. It was
that lie had ocen denied membership in"
:i certain club. "1 was proposed bylol
lms and t onded by D ckens, but they
wouldn't have me'he often said. Whvu
asked why lie so lamented the fact, the
liale old man replied: "I5ecau-e there
wasn't a jra-liht in the hoi: -e. I do
like to read by a jrood perm candle."
Peter DcC'o cry. ajr'd nint;ty-eight,
ha been in the Ot'er Tail Poor-hone
in M nue-oJa, liU descendants having
turned him out. evcentaijraml-on, who
liecain- too poo to care for him. The
old man was a soldier in IIl', and ha
now received a land warrant for 1G0
acrs of land and rC.i,"i baek pension.
How the family throng about him' lut
he pui.s them a-id" as they put him. ex
cept the gr ndson, to whom he haa
given th land warrant and half the
money. C-icaqo Scwr.
The oldest Government emp'oyc ut
AVahing on is a colored man named
L3:idle Miis. who stands at the door
of the office of the Secretary of the Navy
and takes in the cards of the callers to
Secretary Chandler. He has idled thr-t
position for fi tv i year, bavins: been
lirst appointed by Sar-mel Southard,
who was eere'arv of tne Navy nnde
Ihe AdinitiUtnition of John Quincy
Adam-. Mr. Mu-e has forotton when
he was born, but thinks he i- about
eighty years of aire- W'a-htnqton X'ar
A Washington letter-writer think t
tliat the pojula-ity of Mrs. MeUlroy,
the President's sist r. come nni
onlv from her natural la"t and woci
anly irraee-. b'i: from the f:n' -
he has r'eog!ii'ed and cuh-"ei:
the wives and daughters of resident
citizens more than tTie mistress of llu.
White House has ever done. As the
sister of the President, cla'minir no offi
cial rank, she h 1ii free to come anil
go. lo aec'-pt or decline social defer
ens as -die pi -a-eJ, and she has di
armed pro'essional ertics by going
every w er- smc was invited, and man
:iir"iir ' have a good time. Chtcnjc
'Irilfiin .
iimoirocs.
The hof and Len'her liepor'cr has
made the painful '-cowry that very
ft-w bra oan Is ean plav as many air
a- a drum maior put-, on.
Wler . clothing shop gets on fire
some a! the cierk- spring over coa's
and soma fa 1 over coats,' and nearly
evy one pants when he gets out.
A Pltt-byrli chem'st has found
opium in eiirire'ies. The same dnig
lias also be-n ds overed in oothiii"
sxrup. Tne dt.de has a -hard time of it.
J'ilt itrtft J'ost.
Yes.' siirhed old Mrs. Gsmbo,
"ilia! accident was horrible. When I
rea i about it. it exaggerated me -o tiiat
I eor.hln t decomjre myself for several
hour.-."" -V. )'. Maii.
A bo- writes to 2. paper that h;s
fatlicr has "hit upon an important sub
lect and hit hard.'" 1'r.iiu thi.- it i- in
ferred that the old g'Utlennn has been
rcso t ng to corporal puniiment.
Pomp: "Cuir. can joii tell me the
diffe-eni'e between an accident and a
mistortune? Cuff: "Gives it up,
Pomp. Can you?" Pomp: "If ou
should fall into the ribber. that would
be an accident- if somebody should pnll
you out, that would be a misfortune."
Mnic.D'Arcy Whv do you weep,
my poor woman.-" Weeping woman -"My
sua has )K been nuns." -Mine
D'Arey -"Ha py moiher!" Weejiing
woman ''Happv' " Mme. D'Arci -Ve.
My son i- aiive, but he is a dude."
l'luUt iiljtuia (til '.
A Wiard
Twa5 a fa noil Kat Imlian vri7anl .
llv eould flianire a cow to a lizard,
A Umi .o a i'liiirrel,
dr : lr. a -ir..
MaVe ;rold Jioni a black a"n"5 gizzard.
This e ever Eat lniiin wizard
IVJI jn uith a K:m-sis bliz'jrJ:
1 aey had a ci-to.
And when ther pot t'lrouh
He lila't know "a'lrom "iaiirX."
t'Jc .lir.!1'.
A boy who had been sent to carr
a silver card-ba-ket to a young lad a
a bridal present was asked upon hi n
turn to the odicc if he found fie rijrht
place. "Oh, yes." "-ee the girl lier
self?' "Yes."' "Did she seem sur
prised?" "Very much so." "ay
any thins?" "VVhy, yes: she told her
mother sne presumed it was plated, but
wvul 1 be sod enough for h-r auut out
in the country." JtcirotlFrcc Press.
"Mr. Billings." said an Arkansas
board.ng-liou.-e m stres-, addre.-s:ns a
gentleman who had yaX. taken his seat
ot the table, "you make the thirteenth
at dinner. 1 hore you won't conMder
me superstitious, but I wish that you
would leave." "Wiry." 1113- dear mad
am,'" replied Billings, "havo no tears
whatever. This thirteenth-at-the-table
mis:ness is a fraud." "Yes, I know.'
continued the ladv, "but, as you owe
jue or two weeks loard. I'd ratheryou
wouldn't eat. I quite asree with you
the thirteenth is a fraud." Arkansaic
traveller.
The Last of His Real Estate.
" You say that you are still a gentle
mau," said a sneering lawyer to a wit
ness in the Quarter Sessions yesterday,
who had sworn that too great a fond-ae-s
lor stimulants had brought him
from the en ov meat of a good income
to the miseries of a tramp. Perhap
you are st;ll a taxpayer?"
"No," answered the witness, "1 still
own a little property, but I haven't
paid taxes on it,"
"Ah ha " cried the lawyer. "Don't
pay vour taxes, en? Is it landed property-'
"Yes."
"Indeed! Where is it? Whatisitf"
"It is a grave in a. cemetery."
&iladdphia Times.'
Men Who Want to Kill SomeloJj.
Considering the number of dis-ases
of ltomic'dal and suk-idal impulse that
come under the notice of expert in
nervous diseases," a d:st ngu'shed
specialist remarked, "it is a wonder to
mo that so few tragedies from that
sonrce really happen. Last week a
business raau in this citv. who owns a
handsome country residence on the
Hudson, and would be regarded bv his
acnuaintan-es as the last person in the
world Ij be possessed by such a whim,
came to me in great worry of mind and
told mo he had something to communi
cate that must be held strictly inviolate.
The story was typical. 1 have heard it
with triiling variations a thousand times
in live ears. He bad not been feeling
v ry wVlI rather nervous and ill at
2:is"t; for some days. That morning,
a- he left the house lo take the train or
New York, he happened to pa-s his gar
dener who was at work on the grouuds,
and -topped to talk to him a minutc
Tiicman was stoonins over a clump of
ornamental shrubbery, thinning out the
dead stalks With a prnc.ng knife, A
spade was leaning against the trunk of
a tree at h:- leet. Vl'had never had any
quarrci or misunderstanding with the
man.' sail this patient, telling h:s -tory.
But the impulse was upon me iu an in
stant Jo -eize that spade and brain the
poor fellow on the spot. I trembled all
over like a leaf, with a kind of nervous
terror that I can scarcely describe to
yon. Doctor. Finally, not daring to
trust im -elf longer, 1 turned and walked
awa as fa-t as my legs could conven
ientlv earn me, I 1 elicve. sir. that I
ho fid have klied the man if 1 had lin
gered five minutes longer. .Now, wnat
i- to be Oone?' "
The doctor advised his patient to
avoid temptation for a few days, turn
his mind resolutely to something else,
and gave him a sedative prescription
bromides, of course with instructions
to call again in a day or two. The
man wki Vendible enough to act on the
adice. and on the fourth dav ho
dropped in and told the doctor that the
troub.e had passed o 1" and he felt li e
Iiimelf once more. And so a tragedy
-a a- averted, probably.
The physh-ian went on lo say fhat he
had no ie than nine ca-es of homi
cidal or suicidal impifse then uniier
treatment, ()i thee, een were sui
c da! anil the other two homicida'. One
o the latter iiad been on h s hands lor
tiiree vv eks. The .atient. a man of
some note in literature, h d been sieep-le-s
for cvcral ieek.- before the im
pulse m m'fes'ed ll.self. He was a
married man. and loved hi- wife de
vo e ly. One night, after dozing a
few miuutes uitlf terr.b'e dreams, he
awoke v-jth a Grange presentiment of
I mipendins disaster, lis wite vas
.-h-epins quietly. The moonlight s'trug
glinj; through the w udow pant fell up
on her la e and wh.te. -hapeiv ihroat.
As .-udden a- the leap ot a lii"t, the
impulse se.ed h.m to eut the won'an s
throat, and he was aetualh out of bed
an 1 huntuis for his razor in the bureau
drawer bet ore any realizing sen-e of
the enormity of the deed that he was
about to perpetrate interposed to pre
veut the tragedy. He returned to bed
and lay in a tremble till daylight. His
wife nJver knew how near s e had lieen
to death. He had no wish to kill
anybody else as yet.
"Une'of my -uicidal patients," con
tinued the doctor, "wa- lir-t seized w.th
the impu.-e on a Brooklyn lerry-boat,
lie had been across the river on busi
ness and was on his way back. He
went on board one of the boat- at the
Fulton ferry and stood sazing li-tles-ly
at the ram iart of business nou-e- e
tend.ns far to the risht on Furman
sireLt, The boat started suddenly as
he stfVod ruminatins. He insists that
the impul-e ha 1 it- origin in irr tation
ot the ret.na caused by the movement
of the sunsh ne-liooded surfaces of
briek acro- the ojitie field, and very
likely he is right. "For an in-tant ' he
sas I was wild: and when I came to
my-elf my hand was on the railins and
a cjup e of .-talwa-t pasengero had col
lar d me. I had never tiiousht of such
a thing as coram ttins suicide except as
a coward's resource.' Now." added the
doctor, ".his man was no more mad
than 1 am; it was a typical case of sui
cidal im,nl-e. caused, perhap-, by long
nervous .ension.'
In noint of fact, both suicidal and
homeidal impul-es appear t befar le-s
fre.,11 'lit with women than men. In all
his experience, the doctor has treated
only live cases of the impul-e in women,
wh'le of the s'ernersex his patients
nave been uumLe id by scores. He n
el nes tc the belief that the habit con
tracted by men of bu-iness of always
bcins in a hurry, engaged, occupied, is
one of (he principal" instrumentalities,
next to malaria poisonins. in produeins
this type of nervous disturbance. " And
I-imasnie," he concluded, "that our
former Commissioner of Lunacy, Dr.
Ordronnaux. was not far out of the wav
when he declared that one man in every
hundred who walks the sir et is poten
tially a murderer or a suicide; a start
ling declaration, but one that my own
practice durins the last ten years has
auuudunlly verified."
Sometimes the impulse is accompanied
by voii-es in the ears, urging the patient
to kill; sometime- a red light lurid,
dismal, weird -suffuses jthc eyes, and
with one of the doctor's" patients the
attack is announced invariably by a
premonitory shiver or shudder of mo
mentary duration only, which precedes
it by a second 01-two. It is a curious
facC also, that a serious organic trouble
with the brain and spinal tract seldom
gives rise to these strange paroxysms.
IV. 1 tun.
Not From England.
Miss Edith "And are you really an
American. Mr. Fitzmaurice?"
Fit.maurice (delighted) "Aw, yes,
I assure you."
Miss Edith "Then you are not an
Enslishman just arrived?"
fitzmaurice (more delighted) "Ton
honab, no. I am a New 1 okah. But
aw why d.3 you think I was aw
from deah'old FTnsland, v'now?"
Miss Edith "Well, to be frank, I
thought you must be! YVm s"emed so
green about everything in this country."
Philadelphia Call.
John B. Gough, in his lecture at
Utica. X. Y.. illustrated the importance
of faith n promot ng human happiness.
"The only drawback at a boarding
house." he said, "is the want of con
fidence in what is placed on the table."
Ths Causes of Earthquakes and Yol-
canoes.
Earthinkes and volcanic eruptions
are closely related to each other, like
ice aud snow. Each may be the effect
of a different cause, or both may result
from the same cause, as there is evi- I
dently more than one cause at work to
produce these effect-. This statement ,
will enable the general reader to form a
tolerably clear idea of my meaning, and j
vet 1 am not satisfied with it myseii.
Therw-iore, I will vary it by saying that
a cha'.n of causes s em to combine tho
difiercui effects of which are earth
quakes and volcanic eruptions.
'I he most general cause of earth
quakes is the tension and pressure of
the crust, by which the oacillat.ons and
pi cations thereof have been produced.
The tension and pressure have been
cau-ed by the shrinking and contract
ing of the cm-t, consequent upen its
cooling. Plications are caused by ft
hit -ral. or side, pressure, in consequeni
of the coutractingof tho mist, whereby
the strata, if of 'clay, foam, ete., a'e
thrown into wave--, or ridges, giving 1 n
appearan e something like a fluted col
umn. I will give a familiar example
of the forces that produce slight earth
quakes, in order that the y-'ung may
have a clearer idea upon the subject.
On building a lire in a stove, win n
tne pipe begins to he t it will expand.
At nrst there is a tension so slight that
he iron of the pipe is able to resist t.
but as the heat increase- the strain, or
tension, overcomes the resistance svd
denly, as a stick breaks w en the strain
is too great, and with a cracking sound.
This is caused by expansion: but sim
ilar phenomenawill resint from con
traction when the heat is subsiding.
Thus it is with the cartii s crust. The
stian ng, b3" either contraction or 'x
oansion. causes some place to yield with
a loud report, instead of a "cracking,"
as in the case of a siove-pipe. If this
event occurs near a volcano then an
eruption ensues. Also, as there is a re
t'ex action, terminatins on the surface
of the ocean of internal fire, an upheaval
of the crust re-ults, and if there is au
ocean of water immediately above a
tidal wave must be the consequence
Furthermore, should this slight .-hock
of earthquake open a fissure in the crust,
from a fountain of water to the ocean
ui lire, then the water being suddenly
converted into steam, with not room
enoush in wh ch to expand, other
shoeks will follow, a tended by up
heavals, earthquake waves and volcanic
disturbances. These will continue lor
a shorter or longer period, and be slight
or heavy, accordins to the amount of
water precipitated, the ize of the fissure
and other conditions. Portland (Jjrc)
Yal Shore.
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Pity the Iiiyi iaus.
Speaking of the necessity for some
leg.-laton tending to correct the over
crowding of the med cal profession a
busy physician said: "To teil you the
truth, the medical profe-s on is poor
very pour. And doctors who talk of
incomes of twenty to twenty-live thou
sand a year simpK talk lor effe -t. I
earn rom twelve to fi teen thousand,
and think m -elf well oil f I actuady
collect one-third of it. The re-t I may
or may not get some day probably
not: and 1 know that my practice is
larger and my clientele more lucrative
than that ot at lea-t one f retenier to
.":.). -Ou that I eould name. I keep a
carriage, to be sure, and a colored man
w th very br ght buttons; but it is often
that 1 haven't a dollar in my pocket to
pa for a cab if my own equipage should
iiappen to bieak down a couple of
m les away from home."
There is now, it seems, in ratio to
population, such an excess of doc ors in
the In ted States that the best equipticd
graduates start with scarcely a prospect
of success. Taking the whole area of
the United States into calculation, ti.e
ratio is one doctor to every C-.O persons.
In this State it is one to fitiii: in this city
one to f.".0. In Ensland the ratio is one
to l.H'O: in France, one to 2.:)0O: in
Germany and Austria, about one to
ever. :.',''. In any community, city,
town, or country district the number of
perv:is constantly sick is found to be
Is to i'i in 1, Cut) depend ng upon
s-tlu.'rity of situation and other condition-.
It is safe to say that in this e.iy
the number in every -'C0 wiio are regu
larly on the sick l:st is not more than
ten and so. on the average. New York
has one hv-ician to every ten sick per
sons. Count out two or three of the
ten as d.sa led by age or incurable
disi-a-e. and at least one as too j o r to
pay. and a physician has an avera.-e o
si.x or seven paying patients. Of course
some have fifty to a hundred patients,
and a great many have two. three, half
a do 'en. or more: lut the average ratio
is not altered by this inequality of dis
tribution. X. y. Sun.
Shockin? the Coachman.
in front of the C uestnut Street Opcra-hou-e
last nishtwasa handsome pr vate
etji'ipase. The horses, which were
clipped bays, were so re-tless that the
coachman had to staud at their heads
to soothe them.
"Why don't you tame them horses?"
asked a reserveoilicer.
"Tame "em"' retorted the coach
man. "They're just as tame as kittens
now. Thev're just playful, that's alL
They'll mind me like "soldiers. Now
look how they'll mind me."
The coachman stepped into the street
in front of the horses and held up his
hand, with a finger raised. The horses
pricked up their ears and looked at
him.
Dick! John! Attention!" he said, and
the horses trembled with pleasure.
"Forward, mar "
Before he could finish the command the
bays had lciped forward aud the tongue
of the carriage strikins him in the "pit
of the stomach sent him staggering
down on the street.
"Whoa." cried the coachman and the
)oliceman simultaneously, and the
iorses stopped to rise n their bind
less.
It was apparent from the way tho
coachman held himself when be got up
that he had received a painful and
mortifying shock. Philadelphia Times.
m
Mr. Childs. of the Philadelphia Led
ger, says he will leave his paper at his
deaJi "to the son of A. J. Drexel.
"When I was young." he says, "Mr.
Drexel came forward and offered to
put money into my paper and not to in
terfere in "any way with it."
CUKE OF RHEUMATISM.
Boccawat IiEAcn. N. T., )
Jan. lS.lnSi.
I am a carpenter. A year ao I was laid
Bp with rheumatism ia my arms, which
drove sleep from my pillow, and rendered
lift a burden. Af er having tried for three
months in vain all kinds of remedies of
physicians, I was induced by Michael Hol
land, our Postmaster, to try Bhandiieth's
Fills. He said they cured him after a
year of Buffering. ,1 took Bix pills every
niht for three nights; then I tojk two
pills every night for ten days. At the end
cf fifteen days I was entirely weiL Oc
casionally I have a slight twinge after bts
Ing exposed to dampness or wet, but two
pills taken every night for four days
drives it away. Jaues Hkxrt.
Bockawav RcAcn. N. Y., i
Jan. 16. 14. f
Tee statement in the foregoing letter
made by James Henry, I know to le true,
a I, also, know it to be true that Bkand
Reth's Pills cured me of a lerrible at
tack of rheumatism which had confi led
mo to the house for several months. I,
however, took two pills every niht for a
month.
Michaxl Holland, Postmaster,
Oceanm Post-Office.
Life is short only four le'ters in it.
Thrr-quartrs of it is a 4,lie" and half of
it i- 1111 "if." Pa Thi ou "file" if you
would as "lief." Exchange-
Foison OxU.
KpAnTANBuno, S. C, March 33, 1S31.
Tour most valu.il le medic ne (.- w ft's
Specific) has oon- me so much goi d that
I leei l.ke snymg this for .lie Leaelit of
tho e wbo suffer like 1 did. I was jk-i-ou -d
bv roisox oak, and -aw not a well day ror
six year., uiun 1 used Swift's Si. CiFJC
In Uie -ix j'ear- I iwed inmot ev.ry tuid
ot medicine, but none had the desirod . ff -ct.
After usins six bottles of Swift's Specific
I am res'oiv I t perfect health Kith hut a
bign of that airful poison left!
Yu-rs T.t y, UAVjD NEPBITT.
Treatise on B..iod and Sum D. ceases
mailed tree. Tue "-wikt specific Co.,
Drawir", Atlanta, Ga.
A Western" pnper heads nn or iclo
"Crumbs of Ciinif." Tliev rame from too
much of a loaf. .V. Y. Urai-.iic.
m
ITale'a Ilonry of Ilorehonnd anil Tar
Quickly silences adis..rew!igcousi!. Pike's
louiUacu diops curr in one m.nute.
Lop.ds are not much thought of in this
eouutry; hut counts eve a great deal to
llo with American ballot-lioxes.
It makes every humanitarian sad to see
invalids seek such relit-f as is given them
by the use of bitt r, kidney medicines,
and otter nostrum. The nrst few tloser
may make tnem feel b-tter on account n
its I..iiie.yi:ig mgrelieuts, combined witu
some strong cathartic and diuretic that aro
us'd in its comiosuion, but they eventual
lv crow worse. Tno onlv cure for weak
ness, nervousness, debility, acnes, pains, J
rheumatism, sores, urinary and digestive
troubles, is to tmtke the bl-xid 1 it'll, red and
pure, by usi.ig D . Uuysott'a Yellow Dock
und Sarsapaiiita, a remedy wi.iejy in
dorsed by physicians who have examined
into its couiiuSLion a. id etfect.
Some of our base-ball players seem to
have been vacciuatod. They can't catch
anything.
Mr. D. H. Bap.SABV, of Orren, . Y.,
savs that bis daughter was taken with a
vi. lent cold w hicn terminated w.th Pneu
monia; the best puysicia is pave the case
up. when a friend reeom'i'ended Dk. Wit.
Hall's Balsam for tue Luxes. S.ieac-1
cej-td it as a last resort, and wa surpris-d
to find a maikod change, and by perbever-
ing a permanent cure was effecto J.
It is the fe9blst moustache, as well as
the sickliest child, that gets the most fond
ling. .
Tut chance conroc'ions of ignorant mn
have sometimes broughtdisruputo not only
oji their own worthle-s medicines that de-s-srve
no credit, hut s-ometmies, with much
i jus ice, on r ally ro.iable preparations.
I adi'-s should not -sitat- abou jlrs. P.uk
barn's Veetubl Compound, lor tuis reme
dy has been tneu, proven and praised tor
years.
Reauikg that is bid for th eves vol
ddi'S 0: smoke. Philadelphia Chronicle.
Valuable and Cowemsnt. Br.owx's
Biio.nchial Troches are a s-sre and sure
remedy or troubles of the Throat and
Lungs. Sold only in boxes. 20 cts
The man nt thewhwl ha atrn duty to
perform. Boston Commercial Bulletin.
"Rouf;honCoii?h."l"c.. at Drustjlsts. Com
plete cure Coughs. Hoar-eno3, Sjre Throat.
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TARALTZEUpt ro..s permanently cured."
Gnai ameed by the p.oprietors of Samari
tan Xcrvinc.
Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewer" re
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia,!?!.
TnirrvES on th stare are always caught
In the act. Indianapolis Seizors.
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Bnchu-naiha." Quick, complfto cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Di-eascs, 51.
Figciucs cannot lie, but they can stand
for a great deal that is not so.
THE GENERAL MARKETS.
KANSAS CITY. Mnv 0,
JAiJ.iai nipp'.mr Steers . 15
dative Heuers
Native Cows
Butchers' Steers..
HOGS Good to choice heavy
Lnrnt
WHEAT No. 1
AO.o ...............
s) itr n O. ..,,.,...
OATS No. 2
KVB-No. 2
FLOCK Fancy, per sack
HAY Car lots, bripht
IlCTTnU Choice ilairv
CHEKSE-Kausas, new
EGGS Choice
POUK Hams
Shoulders
8idea
WOOL Missouri, unwashed..
POTATOES-Per buthcl
ST. LOUIS.
CATTLE Shipping sWra....
Butchers' Steers...
85
a c:
r.oo
5 50
HOGS Good to choice. .
a to
575
SHEEP Fulr to choice 3 75
4 50
ft. . Ui b.
4 111 it, .1 () CaPat.
4 IK 4 TO IT-W
4 GO &. 5 SO MY
ft 'Si Qt- o 75 Vt. Y
n:r, & 5 40 Cv .
1 lr ft. 1 in tr aw
Kl Or. Rl atWT 7
74 C& 76 W I jg
42 4T. I &
31 ft 3! a J
M C4 5L'H BKIaVl
2 25 CS 2 a) I ITiBBk. it
7 00 On. 7 .".0 IkmaElrVi I
20 Qt 25 tFP
10 & U a J
10 12 "
10 fla"
17 & 18 CSEVER
43 60 r5ir
FLOUK XXX to choice 3 75 & 4 50
WHEAT-No. 2 Whiter 1 12 1 14
No.3 83 1 00
CORN Xo. 2 mixed 494 51
OATS No.2 34i 34W
ttl'E No. 2 58 et 61
PORK 17 00 17 12
COTTON MiiMUnjr 10 yx
TOUACCO-New Lujrs 4 40 4 75
Medium new leaf 6 25 6 75
CHICAGO.
CATTLE Good shipping- 3 80 6 30
HOGS Good to choice 5 25 5 75
SHEEP Fulr to choice 4 00 4 75
FLOCK Common to choice.. 5 00 0 00
WHEAT No. 2 red 1 09 1 09j
No. 3 78 0
No.2 Spring 1)1 n
CORN No.2 52!i 53
OATS-No. 2 30 3lii
Ki t .., uj (f (Si
PORK New Mess 17 20 17 23
NE.' YORK.
CATTLE Export 6 00 6 90
HOGS-Good to choice 6 25 5 65
COTTtrX Middlinir 10!i lOtf
FIIUK Good to choice 4 50 C 75
WHEAT No. 2 red 1 0" l &)
No.2Sprinjr 105 i 06
CORN No.2 6iy Gi
OATS Western mixed 38i 33
PORK Standard Mess 17 00 17 12H
Tb Great AmtHcnn Chorus. I
Sneering, snuffling and coughing! Thi
is the masic all over the laud jast now.
And will be until June. " I've cot such an
awful cold iu my head." Curo it with Ely's
Cnam Balm.or it my end in the toughest
form of C-itarrh. Slay be you have catarrh
bow. Nothing is more nauseous and dread
ful. This remedy misters it as no other
ever did. NotabnutT nor a liquid. Ap
plied by th finder to the nostrils. Pleas
ant, certain, radical. 1
M Rough on Corns." 15c Ask for It. Com- j
pleto cure.hard or sof corns, warts, bunions.
J
Beware of the incipient stage of Con
sumption. Take Piso's Cure in time. J
Mother Swan's TVorm Syrup," for fev- (
erishne5s,worms,constipatiou,ta:teless. c
"Aimar.'.'aa .Yerrinf cuf'il our child's fit?. The
doctors luiicd." Henry Knee. errJ.a. Teun.
Union Stove and Machine Works
uuLVxarwosTE, tits as,
STOVES!
Architectural Iron Work, House rrontm,
and Castings of Every Description.
Patast Sasn Weights, and "Portable,
Zndispensable Baia Ovens," for Sakcrs",
ConToctioners' and ramily Use.
DEALERe IN
Enamelled and Plain Hollow-Ware,
Enbhrr nnil Leather Iteltlnc. rtrav
CioU. CSa and Water I'lpr. aud
3ICtllllUta' Nnpplir.
VIGOR,
HEALTH
AND LIFE
mmmLmmmmammtm
Ia found In the Grent Modern Discovery,
IDIt- SCOTTS
Coca, Beef and Iron
(With Pboxttborua.)
Po5cs'nBir.rvcloiiscunttle rlrt-i'-t tn all forms of
rviiu ltlilllty. Brain. Heart and r
vnu Ulr.ir. 1JP IS J. VTeaS Lu'Ci NrrOU
Exbniiatlo:i ant Rrotea I wn C'cnitltutloCj. SI. 00
pertott: Sli Uit'l-. SS- OO
S-nd ;totl for ih Bwipnsrr of IlfaUk,"1
and reaJ of wo-vl-rful curei tfltctcJ by Coca. Bsef
mJIron. Ait jour druB?lt for It. AdJrrs
DB. C. T. SCOTT,
Kauaaa itj", Jlo.
CT-TJ3E DB SCOTT'S L YES PILLS.
TRAMMEL NETS
HOOP NETS,
XET." nuanfacf nred bv n tra-ranted of bt twine
and mAt.-rlal. Wnte to U5 for prices before purcUasJg.
E. E. MENCES & CO.
Direct Importers of Guns and Gun Goods,
121-123 West Pifth Street,
R-BmcraUon for
enfcvMcd systems.
suScrlus from a ccn
cral want of tone, and
Its uauuI concern It
antR. djpep'a and
nervousness, is
seldom derlrable from
tbeiueof a counb'
Irp dirt and sUiuull
ul appetite, unatdi d.
A medicine tnat will
effect arrmovnl of tin;
speciflcobsLacIeto re
no w d heal h and Is
or. that is a ircnnlne
corrictlTe. Is th'-real
nrd. ltlslhepos..e
slcn f till.- pr.iad re
qu Irrment which
tnaieslloi-ter ter s
biomsrh B!mrs so
effective , anlnrU
rrant. Forsal' bv a'J
Dm jcista and Dealer
yrnrrallr.
blTTitf
FEMALE DISEASES.
TK. V. i. .KXrRV.nno!d nndexjvTlrnc'd
' i omiipathic rh)lclar, who lui dno.ed many
yoa-. to he smdv uud tn.atm nt of dica--s p ruhar
lo lema vt. i.cd uh' Is prepared w.'h all ueceary In
KTiira nts and eo venlene-x. r- neifj nl" j off-r his
prof i una! -tr.lcr. 10 all lime dof th" fam- I'a
tlcats ftotn adaana: uill b: protld--d l h tu tabic
acromtmxta ton a. r aonab!e prlce. Cor.-'u.t-...i
ireHridacur' tnturanteid In e--ery ac ncreptcd for
tn atin. nt OHilc tiirner M In and 1 m I th streets,
Kn C'tv. Mo. Cirrrpond no solicited.
An Honest Offer
Myon are rt enjoy lncnod health
ve will on certain condition send
von X TRIAL, our Klrctrle
HrltmU Appllsuaeeauotuii
yource. ana n tueyiaii u cure or
(Treat I r benefit yon within a month
n e nuke no ccarpe. iticoi very low.
Ther are tht marrel of tht are.
73.0M Carea made during 1SS3.
Illustrated book triTlmcfnll parucu
lara and blank for statement of y qui
caaa sent free. Addren at once
ELECTIUC PAI MTJ CO
BKOOELYN.A.T.
18 UWrAILIWQ
AXD IXFALLIBLat
IX CCKIXO I
Epileptic Filii
Spasmx, Falling
Sickness, Conval-
Blons, St. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism,
Opinra Eating, Scrofula, and all
Nervous and Blood Disaases
CiyTo aergjrnen,Lawyera, Literary JIca,
Merchants, Bankers, Ladies and all whose
edentarv employment causes Nervous Pros
tration. Irrecularities of. the blood, stomach,
bowels or Kidneys, or who require anerre
tonicaprieUzerorsUawnlant. BamarilanNer-
tonicappeuzerorauawniant, Bameruanjterw
ine is inTaluablc. XanjfiVtftnaVavN
tTbonsanaB I THtlGRuTJ
proclaim It the most O ,C
wonderful InTfeor-
ant that eTertattaiir
ed a sinlane system.
$L50 per bottle.
CCONQUEROR.
atED!CAXC0.,SiarTO-
rietsn.SLJaMafc.1
SvldbyallDnantBta. (18)
lOSTWJTBH-JftClsChbp, 1IL
FARM
BK4MTILE. Caalorneaa
Pr.ci-1-j. maltrd fre. Adlreas
C A-B1MCKETT. Sapt.
Eaiiaui C tr. Mo.
SURE
CUREforpilep7.ritiorpaoa.FKXXToroOK.
DB. Kscsa MXD. Co., 23 Hickory sL, ELlduIsJI.
XAXiTAcrvciEs or 1
Pv FISHINC TACKLE. JO
BOSSBUS
IPS. pamaaaaaaaaBi
$&mi
w "ticrt rtuua.
IlPtirffWB
THE
SURE
FOB,
CURE
KIDNEY DISEASES,
LIVER COMPLAINTS,
CONSTIPATION, PILES,
AND BLOOD DISEASES.
PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEARTILY.
TUdney-Wort ta tie neat aucccaafcl remedy
I ever uacd." Dr. P. C. BaJlou. K.onaa, Vt.
"Eidsry-TVort ia always reliable."
r. R. IT. Clark. So. Hero. Vt.
"Kldne7-Wort has cured ayw Ife after two yeaxm
Bffenc." Dr. C. XI. fluaaerUn, Sua Ilin, Qa.
IN THOUSANDS OF CASES
It ha3 cured -whrre all c? bad failed. It la slid,
buteSdent, CEUTAIX IX ITSACTIOX,but
baTsiIcao In all cases.
irltilMiri the BId asd Htreactkeu axd
Clrm ew life to oil tho iipOTt3.t orcE of
tie boly. Tie ratcral acuon or tae ioaneya u
-i.-f TTia Tiw yw .'-ttbk! at nllciiaease.
j and tho Boirels novo frocly and healtirfally.
Ia tha way too -wont rftcasfa aro eracicatea
frosi tto 7atei. a
rsicx, $1.00 uqtm c- out, eoin sx BBCGcrsia.
Vry can be aest by nail.
VTEL1S, KICIlAEDSOXi.CO.narUnronTt.
POISON
In U lloodlf ajitto ihotr itself la the Spricc, and
ni:un- should br all means be aulitrd In throtrlng 'It
off. BIft'B Specific does this eff ecUrely. It U a cere-
lycgeable, non-polionocs rcmedr, which helps na
lure to force all the potion or taint out through tho
pores of the skin.
Mr. Robert A. Eal?y. of Dlcfesoc lira, write,
mvl-r da;e March lu. ISM: "1 had chli:a and focr.
lollowetl by rheumatisni, fnrthrccyears. ra that t wa
not a'i'e to altrnd to in liuilairM; had tried af
inoitfcry fclndof nrsllclne. aaJ found aircll'f. A
frtend pfomm-ntl'd Swift's Specific 1 trtrd on
but Mandni)- lira tli b cn to Improve. 1 continued
until lliadiakrntubot tea. and U ha art mconniy
ferr. aound and urllad ever. I recommended it to
aU similarly afaicicd."'
Our Trratlscoa Blood and Sln T)!i-ase:na!Ied.frco
to applicant. THE SWIrT SPECIFIC CO.. I
UrxwcrS. Atlanta. Ga
X.T.OSce. 1WVV 2MSL. Uit.6Ui and 7:h Arenaes.,
XX.-CAUTION.-XX.
As BLUE FLANNEL Garments
Or Inferior Quality of Goods
an nol.l as th? jrnnlne Mlddl.-ex." which arc noc
raadt; by that mill. Int-Mlddltarx Cimpany. In order'
to protect their customers and the puwirciT notlro
that hereafter all Clotblnemadc from THE 31IDDLK
SKX STAKDARII IN'UIGO U1.UB FLANNELS AND
YACIIT CLOTH sold tiv all lejdlce rlotblera. mnse
W' rtln "hlLK HANCURS."luml-fi'dby theSelUnc
Agents to all parties onlulnK the goods.
WENDELL, FAY & CO., )
PELLING AGKNTS. MIDDLESEX COMPANY. .
Ciini! ts Worth !t . N-w Yort: Frankim bt.J
Uu.ion. 214 Chestnut bu. rii.Udcltilila.
Patent Adjustable
SUGAR CANE MILLS,!
Evaporators, tc.
I For Circular and Irtae
l.lt. aildre
MADISON
HALF'S GOJ
MttuKoir. Wis.
the T1SVSE.
To prevenl and cure all Kkln
JJlseaaea," and to reenre a nhltr
and beautiful Complexion, ust
-BEESOfTS-
Aromatic Alum Sulphur Soap.
SildbyDnisjriyts. Onecake will Irsient On receipt
of JJ5 ern ta m anv ad.lrcaa.
M. DUEYDul'l'EL. Manufaetnrer, 503 J.ortt
Fr.jatStre.-t. I'hLaJelphla. Ta.
OCGT almost ecanomlca! LanndrySoaii for
OwO I Wah'.iit;.'p-ciaHy.'uVrluo.Wiolcnan'l
Und-rEinurnts (clean prf rt ami .asv; m-ifc r-"tt
Bnxni.;Vl) DSEYDOPPEL'S
od "o'e3lCTOcrnantl flri-c'aas retailers-
I CURE FITS!
Vben 1 say core 1 no not mean merely to up tnem for
a time and torn n.iTe tiicni return ajn-n. I lueia n-nll-ealcu-e
1 Hat-nude the di.-ase ot KITS, Efll.Kl-aY'
orFALLlNRS CKTES3alIfe-loiicstady. I warrant rar
rnrdy to can.' the worst a-. Itccauv other navo
fj'.lcil iznoreaaonfornotnowrecelTlRacura. Srndac
on-vfor a tnvttixe ana a Free ISottle of my infallinl
remwly. Gne Expnus and rosnirljee. It ouetsyot
nothine for a trial, and I will enr-too.
Addts. UK. H U. HOOT. E3 Pu-lSt-. New York.
XlWSa TITTJTB.
Ftal'IItlntl. 1ST!; Jniorpora'ed.
!: For the Cure or CurtMr.
Tumors. ITleers, herofulja
andi-KiNDtFKASKE. wllliont ilia
csof knife or Loss or IIlook, and little rain. For
UiFOIOIJlTIO.. CIRCCUAE3 AVIJ ItErEEKNCTS. Crt'aS
BR. F. L. POU, Aurora, KaaeCo., 111. '
ELASTIC TRUSS
IIs a. Fad dlCcrent from nil oth
T cr. t cup shape, with Self-Ad.
2 JQ-utr Kail m ct nter. admits it-
rririonuposiiious oi ine ooay.
hile tno ball In the rup presac-i
back ttir Intestines just"aa a
Tw!ron don vriiJi the finirer.
IVIth Ibrbt premre the llemta. Is held ure)y dr ar.(l
night, and a radical cure certain. ltiear. diirab'e an (
cheap, s-ent by nulL Citulars free. ECCLESTOM
TRUSS CO., 69 Dsatoorn St., Chlcaco, lit.
CONSUMPTION.
Thfuwrtiereiul lor tne aiore dixaaerbrini
ne thoa&uids of ac of the worst k nd and of Ions
iULndinchiTebeeneurd. Ind',ert Kstrtin3rHmTfaltri
In Ui eni-ary.that I ill wend TWO BOTTLES ITlKn, to
Krther with a V ALU ABLE TKIwlTlSK on thlj dbee, to
anrsuCerer. OiveExpreaaitP. O.addran.
D R. T. A. SLOCCM. IS! Tearl St . New Tort ,
tHU WHf IT. ALL USE FAILS.
TteaxtXnshfaTniD. Tastenaood.
i in time, hoiu oy crngema.
rgryiwiijiiriJaM
"THE SeST IS CHCAPCtT. I
mim, TURCQHCRC saiiiuh i
luminal I nnCOnCnO ChrcrHBUen
(SaJtadtsanasetiooa.) WrtksforB7iKEIIha:FaankIa
aad Moss to Tho Anlbaaa A Taylor Co.. lUaadcld. Ohio
an infaUUtU cure for Jrfleaw
Price SI, from drurlst. or
s-nt-prrpaJdbrmall. hameie
frte. Ad.-AHAKKBT1H,'
Makers. Box2US. New Xork-
BTTTS IUO KUXTK
s-W-t. a-,t
VU Hk m.
' i itt itiii,r-' nan"
'r ii i.mAi
i mu inniTn "xta.tkti
I HIT Mhf II I A Pnrrth. BtPK-r KarTTV:
T-L n AdJ T-A"TJ-E 'or LADIES.
S G. FAILS 75acx8trMl
c "tract Bettao,
HAIR
VhoIf aaje and retail. 6end f.ir prtat-Kst a
fSuods ent C. O. D War made to order
E. RCRNnAU. 11 State Street, CUkacor
So-aTf? OPIUM HABIT
dr. j. c. HorzKAK. jirpzwrjr. wiscnrtiw.
Good Par for Aareata. SlOAUBf
an. anae aclllas anr lie Bw.s Wb Blbln.
Write to J. C MeVardv Ss Cwt St. Iala. MmZ
$65
A IMJrrH tut KOAVKB forth eellva
Youac Men or Ladies. In each countr. Ad.
dress J
ss P. VT. ZIKULEB CO.. Cblcaeo, 11L
A.N.K. D.
Xo. 077
' mw yMi Ms the .Aatrt'cjatMrf
in t Ata j
unwj
H V X
m s
m H Jy soft
dK-yj tMflJvaBTt
IvT'srMsim r
V? TRUSS
PILES
aWV BflHLih
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