Kfccr. w n J-;, J i t; THE EED CLOUD CHIEF. 4. C. H9SMER, PuMlsiS. RED CLOUD. NEHIJ SK.. A WEEK'S NEWS. Gleaned by Telegraph and IWaH WASHINGTON NOTES. In a late case whero duty bad been col lected upon a cossack imported from Cana da into Maine, the owner, a Catholic priest, made application to tiave tho amount re funded, on tho ground that the article was used for religious purposes. Tho Depart ment in reply stated that where a priest imports vestments or any regalia or robo as his private property he must pay a duty, even though tho articles imported are after ward used in religious ceremonies; but where such articles are imported by a church or society for religious purposes they will bo allowed to come in free. The Director of tho Mint estimates that between $",0C0,000 and ,000,0 DO trade dol lars are out, and in the hands of tradesmen and tho people generally, instead of in the possession of speculators. The remainder of tho $30,000,000 originally coined is thought to have been exported or remelted. Ax important decision was recently ren dered by the Court of Claims at Washing ton, in a test case, fixing the status of litigants under the Bowman bill, passed by the last Congress. Tho opinion was care fully drawn by Judge Richardson, who decided substantially that no claim under tho Bowman bill can bo considered if the Court had jurisdiction of the same previous to the passage of the Bowman bill, whereof tho claimant failed to take advantage within tho six years limitation. The Treasury recently purchased -143,000 ounces of silver for tho Philadelphia and New Orleans mints. Coinage at mints in December, .3,4S0,041, of which $2,331,170 were standard dollars. TfiE National Board of Health has infor mation, communicated by tho State De partment, of tho continuance of cholera in Alexandria. The Attorney General has decided that a postmaster in order to be entitled to receive the compensation provided by tho revised statutes for issuing and paying . money orders must personally perform the services required in tho money order busi ness in his office, in tho sense that if the work is not physically executed by his hand it must be executed under his imme diate supervision by a clerk employed by him for that purpose, and who is in no way employed by the Post-oflicc Department proper, or paid from the postal fund as dis tinguished from the 11101103 fund. The town talk in "Washington the other day was the discovery of the alleged for geries and flight of Clarence M. Barton, formerly managing editor of tho Rational Republican. Mr. Barton will bo remem bered as tho pariy who attacked tho pri vate character of tho well-known journal ist, A. M. Sateldo, in the columns of the National Republican, growing out of Sateldo's defense of a fallen womau, who had b-en assaulted by Jimmy Kegan, formerlj- a reporter for the New Yoik Herald. This resulted in a personal altercation, in which Sateldo was killed in the editorial rooms of the Re publican ofliee. It seems" that these for geries had been known to various parties for some days, but were not made public at an earlier moment, because of sympathy for Barton's sick wife and helpless chil dren. Among tho names said to have been forged are William M. Dickson, foreman of tho llrst star-route jury, and Ileury D. Battler, mci chant. General Brady's name is on some paper, but it is not ascertained whether forged or not. Tho amount of fraudulent paper was unknown. TICK EAST. C.S. Bakham, who was reported as hav ing absconded from New York owing 20-", 003 to members of the Mining Stock Ex change, waa recently in San Francisco on a tour with his bride, lie denied having left in a suspicious manner, and said ho would soon return to New York and promptly fill all contracts. James Budd, a prominent citizen of Doreheeter, Mass., was recently shot and killed fit his house by Daniel P. Reynolds, of New York. Tho shooting was the result of a long-standing feud, arising from fam ily ami property complications. Pkyok R. Smox, of Boston, manager of the New England business of Samuel L. Hall, fine art publisher and importer, New York, is charged with being a defaulter for 1S.000 tr $10,000. Ho has disappeared. Thf, Society of Naturalists of tbe Eastern States recently appointed a committee to act with tho Executive Committee in de fining what a "Professional Naturalist" is. Resolutions were adopted recognizing tho great importance of a thorough knowledge of modern languages, especially French and German, to studonta of natural history. Mr. Chcrch, Cashier and Suporitcn dent of John Dwight & Co.'s soda factory, in New York, was assailed tho other day as ho was'leaving tho depot at tiio Second avenue elevated station, One Hundred and Tenth street, by two masked men, who knocked him down and robbed him of a sachel containing $2,200 in bank notes which he had drawn to pay emploj'es. Mr. Church was stunned, but recovered in time to see tbe men leap into a wagon and drive off rapidly. Coswat Brown, son of Henry W. Brown, of Worcester, Mass., and a member of the freshman class of Harvard College, killed himself the other day at the house of a friend, where he was spending the holi days. Edward Keys, who died in Unity, N. H., recently, left to the school district of tho town $12,000 all cf his property except $43, which he gave to his only daughter. Pierce S. Marx, of New York City, was some time ago struck in the eye by a cinder from an engine of the Manhattan Railway, And lost his eye. Ho recently brought suit for $50,C00 damage. Wages of employes in John E. Roebling-s Sons' wiro mill, at Trenton, N. J., wero re duced ten per cent, from January 1. Ta Tbrrodyko (Mass.) Company's new cotton mfcl burned recently. C. Wilson, the conpney's agent, fell dead of heart disease vm7e on tho roof fighting the flames. Vms, $30,000. Fkakt Farr, a postal clerk between Kov Yofk rnd Port Jervis, was recently rrntw-S for robbing the mails. M. K Kooje, exchange clerk for Sperry ft Barnes, ot New York, American agents erthe large Liverpool commission house f Bamford Bros., absconded after forging nd converting to his own use $100,000 in He and a friend named Vac- arsdale, went to Chicago whore they com menced a fast life. Both were subsequently arrested. Kobbe was taken to New York the same day of his arrest, and took tho detectivo to tho upper part of New York where they recovered from a dry 'cistern, encased in a hermetically sealed drain pipe and wrapped in oiled silk, Gov ernment bonds to the amouat of $20,000. Going thence to Brooklyn another piece of drain yielded $T),000. THE WEST. As Sheriff Thompson and Jailor Will iams were visiting tho cells at Walla Walla, Washington Ter., tho other night, for tho last time, they wero attacked by Elfus and Owen, two condemned murder ers, who knocked them senseless with bricks they had secreted. Williams show ing signs of recovery they took . Kiiifo from his pocket and hacked him to pieces and then fled. The other evening a fire broke out in the dust room of the JEtna flour mills at Akron, O., owned by George W. McNeill and James N. Baldwin. The workmen had to run for their lives, the Humes spread so fast, and tho enliro .structure was con sumed. The mill was recently enlarged to threo hundred barrels daily, and rebuilt for tho roller process. It was valued at $73, 000; stock on hand at $7,."J)J; insured for $10,000. A nor named Adams, eleven years old, was recently accidentally killed while gun ning in Ray County, Mo. The bursting of a mill dam at Houghton, Mich., recentl-, resulted in the death of Charles B. Raymond, teller of the First National Bank of Houghton, his son and servant girl and Howay Raj'inond, wife and son. The town of Breckinridge, Minn., was nearly destroyed by fire tho other evening, including the county offices and records. The jury in tho Emma Bond case, in which the threo men, Montgomery, de menti and Petus, were tried at flillsboro. 111., for the outrageous assault on Miss Bond at Taylorsville, in June, rendered a verdict of acquittal. TnE steamers Colorado ami City of Alton burned at St. Louis the other day. The paint, carpenteringand upholstering shops of the Missouri, Kansas & Texas Railroad, at Sedalia, Mo., burned tho other morning. Loss about $30,000; fully in sured. A passenger train on tho Illinois Cen tral struck a broken rail between Manson and Barnum, Iowa, the other morning. A sleeper and two passenger coaches were thrown down a fifteen-foot embankment. Mrs. J. II. Smith, of Ohio, Barnum County, 111., was instantly killed and seven per sons wero moro or less injured. Abner Bond recently committed suicide by hanging, at Tavlorville, 111. He was 0110 of the most respected citizens i 1 the county, and considered an exceedingly sen sible man the very last to commit suicide. He was a relative of A. D. Bond, thn father of Miss Emma, tho victim of the tinhiimau outrage last June. Ua had worried a good deal over tho affair, and the genoral opinion was that the mental anxiety over the trial, in progress at the time, had added to his phyicial debilities, and ha5 something to do with the final tragedy. The terrible Crouch family murder near Jackson, Mich., some weeks since, was sup plemented recently by tho suicide of Mrs. Dan Holcomn, daughter of tho murdered man. Sho locked herself into a room after dinner, undressed, went to bed and, it was believed, took laudanum, as an empty hot tie which had contained that drug was found in her room. James Williams, alia3 O'Brien, con fined in jail at Ottumwa, la., recently escaped, after shooting dead the turnkey. How the prisoner obtained a pistol was a mystery. Judge Lubke, of the Circuit Court of St. Louis, lately decided the longstanding case of James Andrews against "tho St. Louis Tunnel Railroad Company, Barton Bates and Charles E. Tracy, for money claimed by Andrews to be due him as con tractor for building tho tunnel from the bridge to tho Union depot, ten years ago. The Court awarded a special judgme it for the plaintiff for$lin2S. Earnest Dix, of Bloouiington, 111., died recently from trichinosis. At a party sev eral weeks ago nine persons ate of smoked sausage quite heartily, and were soon after taken ill. On examining the jncookeci meat they had eaten of, millions of the para 1 sites were found. Gull, the man who raised tho swine and prepared the meat, and his wife died three weeks afterwards, anil sev eral of the sick, it was thought, would die. A post niortum examination showed that Dix's body was literally alivo with trichina;. Several weeks ago tho body of a lady was stolen from tno graveyard at Sycamore, 111. Later threo men were arrested at Chicago, charged with the crime. It was claimed that they belonged to an organized gang of bady-snatchors. TnE west-bound express on the Wabash Road struck a wagon containing five young men near Napoleon, O., tho other night, killing Frank Long and William Rhores and badly injuring George Arps. Long left a wife. The thermometer ranged from thirty to thirty-five degrees below in Minnesota and Dakota during the late cold snap. Stanley Griffith was recently arrested at Salem, O., upon tho confession of having murdered his father. THE SOUTH. T. H. Weatherby, Sheriff of Madison County, Miss., died recently of hydrohobia. He was bitten by a mad dog two months ago. The Abilene (Tex.) stage was baited the other night near the Colorado River by two masked men with drawn revolver? and nine passengers, comprising a variety troupe, were robbed of $490. At Yazoo City, La., the othernight about two hundred armed men proceeded to tbe jail and demanded entrance. W. L. Foote resisted and was shot dead in his cell; Robert Swayzee, Micajah Parker and Richard Gibbs were lynched. Tho four men wero charged with being principals in tho murder of the Posey brothers and Jas per Nichols. Two negroes were recently lynched at Brooksvillo, La., for murder. The other Sunday at a point fifty miles from Fort Smith, Ark., in the Choctaw Nation, while Rev. Samuel Andrews ww on his way to bill a religious appointment, ho was shot and killed by unknown psrties. It was supposed to be tho result of an old grudge. Henry Hane, a well-to-do German, of San Antonio, Tex., in a drunken jealous frenzy the other night attempted to kill his wife, and after exacting a promise from her to keep the matter a secret, cat his own throat. t W. Irving -Landeli said to be from Philadelphia, died at Lexington, Ky., tho other night from hunger and exposure. A recent fire at Covington, Ga., de-stroj-ed the court-houso and other property to the value of $30,000. The records were saved. Snixrrz & Co.'s cotton warehouse at At lanta, Ga., burned recently. Loss on cot ton, $130,000; on warehouse, $20,000; in surance, $145,000. James A. Wallace, Cashier of the Bank of Hopkinsville (Ky.) is missing with a reported shortage of $40,000. OENERAL. A gambler named Burns killed tho night watchman at the end of the track on the Mexican Central Road tho other night, and was hanged to a box car by a mob. ' The excess in value of exports over im ports of merchandise for the month ended November 30 was 23,373, io3. For the twelve months ended November 30, $120' 000,000. Value of imports of merchandise for the twelve months ended November 30, 1SS3, $t02,403,30:. Decreaso $3$,10?,000, compared with the same time last vear. Values of exports of merchandise for the twelve months ended November 30, 1SS3, $S12,4!)3.31. Increase $(,41S,0S9 over the same time in lSt2. It is stated that no offer of mediation between Franco and China will bo accepted by France until Hong Kong and Bachninh are occupied by the French. It is under stood thnt Premier Ferry inspired this state ment. The iron manufacturers of the country generally reduced tho wages of their men on January 1. Pablo Quintach, Mayer of. New Laredo, Mexico, arrested recently on tho charge of complicity in tue train robbery on the Mexican Central Railroad, was later sent . ., , . . ..', 4., i.r the Judge of the Federal Court. John J. McBuide, who, in specials, is made to threaten dire disaster to Canada, and tho capture and death of Lord Lans downo in consequence of the hanging of O'Donnell, is known at Buffalo, N. Y., as having no connection with, or to bene knowledged by any reputable Irish organi zation of th?t or any other city. lie in fests newspaper offices and when unable to procure the publication of his propuncia nientos, pays for their insertion as udver tisqd matter. Tnc business failures in the United States during lSvJ numbered 9,150, against 15,733 in 1SS2, an increase of 2.44o. The liabilities for 1SS1 were 172,0CO,00, against $101,000, (K'O for 1SS2. Tho failures of last year were gi eater than thoso of any year sineo 1S7S, when thev reached to 10,173, with liabilities ';M,O00,00O. A collision' between a freight train and a special containing laborers, near To ronto, Canada, recently, resulted in the killing of twenty-seven men and injuring of many others, some of whom will die. Belt, the public executioner of Austria, was found dend in his bed recently, sup posed to have been the victim of revonge. THitnE of the Southern Pacific train rol bers were recently captured in Arizona. One was a negro. Two Russian officers were recently assas sinated by Nihilists at St. Petersburg. Tho murders createu great consternation, and fc-vas suggested that the Impe.ial family should remove secretly to tho palao) at PeterhofTjbut General Tcherovia had under taken to guarantee the safety of tho Gats china palace. The Mexican Government has declared forfeited the concession made General Grant for a submarine cable connecting ' Mexico, the United States and Central- America, no work having been done within, thu prescribed time. The report has been confirmed that the Black Flajs massacred the French prison- ( er captured befox-o Sontay. Admiral t Courbet decided to take active measures fat redress. THE LATRST. The other morning when an extra freight train on the Missouri Pacific Railroad,con sisting of eleven cars of mules, took tho side track at Independence, Mo., to let the rtficf-.l-fcrttinil tinccnTHTjir frrnill liw nn PTJlni- .l.L7. UWU11I rutd.(,bl .....a. .'J , - ..- - nation was made of tho cars, and "showed thnt between eightv and one hundred head J i,n,i ..-;i,.i 4vn, rvi,i .,.i cHrvntinn t .. . ... ... I Itiose that were yet alive were gnawing tue t suics ol xne car, aim 111 sumu instances were eatinc the flesh of their dead comoan- ,-r.c i ,. ..-tnr.i thnt tUn .tnL- ! nl !u.n 1 i i i .. i? ....- t ,. i i,.,.i ,,. loaded at ban Antonio, Tex., and had not i been fed or watered sinco leaving San An tonio. The mules were consigned to Kan sns City. Tue Park Theater, at Cleveland, O., sup posed to be- fire proof, was burned on the night of the oth. It was valued at $200,000. Adams' Humpty Dtunpty Company lost ?8,000 or 9,000 worth of property. The Wick blo.-k in front of the theater was com pletely gutted, and the First Presbyterian Church damaged to the extent of $20,000. Alice Major and Sarah Marsdeu were drowned while recently skating near "Wilksbarre, Pa. It is stated that a great petition for a national constitution amendment will bo sent out by the National "Woman's Christian Temperanc Union, and presented to tho Presidential Nominating Conventions of the different parties. It will ask for pro hibition instead of tho ballot for.woman, as has been stated. In a late shooting scrape between James Hare and John Scanlon at Baltimore, Md., Hare was killed and Scanlon mortally wounded. The Institute of Immaculate Conception of the Sisters of Notre Dame, at Belleville, 111., was burned on the night of the 3th. About sixty pupils were in the school, ranging from ten years to full grown, all girls, and several teachers. The flames spread so rapidly that no order could be preserved, and a panic seized both children and Sisters, and there was wild confusion in the rush to escape. The Mother Supe rior, four other Sisters and twenty-two pupils were reported as having perished, Toe large furniture establishment of Burrel, Comstock & Co., on North Fourth street, St. Louis, was destroyed by fire on the night of the 5th. Loss, $125,000; in surance $90,000. The jewelry store of Mer rick, Welsh & Phelps, adjoining was abio burned. Los, $50,000, and the queenswaro store of Withman, Gray & Co., containing $75,000 worth of goods was badly scorched and goods damaged. A C0SFEnE5CE of Colorado politicians in Washington,tho other day.came to the con- j elusion that ex-Senator Chaffee should boa candidate for the Senate in place of Sena tor Hill. Secretary Teller, who wants the place, i; was said would not stand in thc way of Mr. Chaffee. A FEARFUL WRECK. A. Suburban Train Loatlcd TVitb Working men in Collision with a Freight on the Grand Trunk Railway Near Toronto, Canada Twenty-two Lives Lost and Many Injured, Some Fatally Tho Vic ttans Scalded and Rousted to lcath Llat of the Dead and Wounded. Toronto, Ont., Jan. 2. One of the most frightful railway acci dents that ever occurred in Canada took place this lfloming nt five minutes to Sev an. About fifteen minutos previous a su burban train consisting of a dummy engine and two cars on the Great "Western division f the Grand Trunk left Union Station, having aboard about sixty passengers, chiefly employes of tho Bolt and Iron Works nt Humber, residing in the city, whr. were going to their work. Each was hap pier than the other, and, although the weather was severely cold, a gale blowing tho snow against tho car windows,the aierrv crowd did not heed it as thev told how they spent New Year. .Qh rounding a sharp curve just before reaching the Bolt Works the engineer saw a freight train coming thundering down the grade toward him: He leversed the engine, blow a warning and with the tire- 1 man jumped for his life. The conductoi heard the warning, and shoutinjj ''Jump boys, for your lives," sprang into the snow. In a second more there waa terrille crash The engine of the freight train knocked the boilers of the dummy clear through the first car, crushing the unfortunate passen gers in every direction, and pinning many to the floor. The impetus was so great the engine actually mounted tho truck of the dummy ,which"kept the rails, and remained sn a balance. The engineer of tho freight train, when he saw a collision wai inevitable, sprang from the engine, but Thomas, tho fireman, was killed instantly. To add to tbe horror of the scene, the boiler of the duniniv exnloded and the I steam and boiling water caused the death ' ?!m1 terrible injuries to the mangled and 1 bleeding men. then the lire, as it mad- dened at other agei.cfes clutching so many victims, broke out and completed the sick ening work, of destruction. Shrieks, groans and heartrending cries for help irom tho agonized sufferers rent the air. Several poor fellows, suff-ring untold agonies, with limbs and bodies burnt to a crisp, piteoualy implored those near them to pour water upon their Hcaldcd limbs or put an end to their Milferings. Strong men looked on appalled and many an eye was dim with tears. "With every possible phase of disfigurement to be seen, limbs cut, bruised, mangled, half eaten away by Are, swollen to enormous size by tenm and water, no possible horror was left to the imagination. No more awful sceno could bo witnessed. The lirst passenger car was a terrible wreck and several hours elapsed before the poor fellows buried beneath the debris wero extricated. A relief party of thirty or forty men were soon on the scene aud at oiicj set at w ork slowly and tenderly tc rescue the sufferers, and about ten o'clock n car-load of dead and injured was on the wav to the ci'v.t On arriving at the Union station an am-' bulance, station wagon and several cabs I and 'busses wero 111 waiting. A large crowd hail gathered, and as one after another of j the dead and wounded were carried from ! the car to tho conveyances many turned ! sick at the siht. The wounded men bore their sufferings with fortitude and pa- , tieuce, a few groans being tbe only indica tion of their intense agony. The scene at the morgue beggars decrip- ' Hon. There -were fiftten bodies laid side by side in rows. Mothers, sisters, fathers and brothi rs were to be seen passing from body to body, and with trembling hands lifting the coverlet and gazing on the faces of the dead. Now and then a cry of anguish t nvj-vttlfl fall rr tlnl ( 1ir licnmfut rt .Z ,wJri cr " m. ;,V X manhood. At the hospital on arrival of the wound ed, doctors ot to work sewing up wounds and did all in their power to alleviate the I suUerings. Uue man, Jno. Kowieit, uieu I shortly after arrival at the hospital. Whoa 1 found among the debris he spokecheerfully and asked to be allowed to walk. On look ig down be crie 1: "0. God, my legs are oft." And thev wore burned oft" Th(rCoroiicr empaneled a jurj-, who viewed ti.e bodies and tijn adjourned till two oVlock, when ti.ey again met. Some evidence was taken aud a further adjourn- j uient had. I Baber, the conductor of the freight train, was immediately plaeetl under arrest. He admitted'he got orders at Hamilton to run co Queen's whari, avoiding all regular trains. He looked ac his time-table, but forgot tho suburtiau train on the list of reg ular trains. Barber did notshow the order to the engineer, Jeu"ery, of Stratford. Tnis was Joifeiy's ttr.-a tiip on this part of the road, aud he was to'ally unacquainted with . the trains. The onl- train which was passed between -Hamilton and the point of nceid.-mWas the newspaper train wo-t. This was ljassed at Mitiuci oing west. This was uassed at Miiiuco. lie had his mind, ho savs. on the ex xpress, t ...i.,-,.,, i-,... ,f..;,.. tw.... ,:,mh nr..r ! i i the suburban PuLliesvmpatliy is thoroughly aroused t for the'unt'orluiiato widows iml ciiuureu. Already Mibicnption lists have started and cfferb f eaiTraiiiiiients made topiovide funds. Seveial minifies of thu men killed are in poor circumstances. Besides Charleys Thomas, fireman of the freight train, the following were killed in stantly: u. Aggett; leaves wile anuctiim. Joseph K.eefer; Itavea a fife and twe I children. C Spohn, single; was to bo married to night. It. Mulligan; leaves a wife and child. J. Kci Italian; wife and family. Alex. Uarrutliers; wile and large family. J. Whiter wife and five children. Joseph .McDonald, single. Y. Teriir. single. Thus. Burns. iugle. G. Pre .co t, single. G. Senrl, single. John McKeuzie,-single. Chas. S anley, a loy, aged fourteen. Jno. Kowlett; leaves wife and child. Jno. Lvnch; wife and family. Eddie ltobinson, a boy. Sam Baily, a widower; leaves a family. II. C. Kernan; wife aud child only six iays old. Fred Boethroyd, single. Hugh Cunningham; wife and three chil-' dren. Three others are not expected to live through the night. The severely injured are VT. Rogers. Patrick Norton, Matthew Walker, Patrick Cavanuugh. The following were slightly injured: VT. Fitzgerald, Richard Corutders, Michael Kelly, Chailes McDonald, James Kelly, Alexander Banks, John Aggett. John Cor rigan, Victor Gireaux, Thos. McDonald and two Montgomery brothers'. The damage to rolling stock is $2,000. Manager Hickson of the Grand Truuk im-J mediately wiiedRagge. local manager, tc give even care to the wounded. Charged with Murder. CnATTAXooaA, Tentt., Jan. 2. NcwtonXeverett, who bos been employed ss a street-car driver in this .city for some months, was arrested to-day on a capias ' from Georgia, for tho murder of a convict i " . near Graysville, Ga., in August, 1SS2 - A"c i! Grand Jury having found a true b.ll for murder in the flrt degree. Leverett was a coairict guard, anAforsom offense raised fl urn in tn cTT-ilri rba nnnviflf uiion tho lt I T '" ""-,' "J" , : tTw- T' """ J. " Levere-.t drew his revolver end shot the convict o'cad, made his escape and was known of him until recognized i streei-car here., 0 4i PfiESOm. ASP IITEBABT. A rolume in the public library of Boston,' Mass., contains the autograph ult and battery before one of tho J,,. rf Martin Luther.-ioniW. ; aces m the temple yesterday. Alarm- t: w... ,.:.,. ,,. Door- ir down m Spr.ngwels was char-el Tim Wiutersmith. the new Door keeper of the House, is a son of the fatuous Kentucky wag. Colonel Dick Wintcrsmith. Washington Star. Mr3. Lippincott "Grace Green wood" will stay in Paris during the winter, and has given up all idea of re turning to America. Chicago Journal. Plernoint Potter, of Jamaica, !N. x., now 111 his ninetieth year, mui acis as clerk to the Queens County Board of supervisors and keeps the records of the bills audited. This is the fiftieth year he has, performed the same duty. Ar. '. Times. Armanil Heine, a wealthy banket who reu-nly died in Tans, France. made 111s urst start in Aenunfaas. " was the first man to ship cotton direct from this country to North Germany, He married Miss Cohen,, of New Or- leans, whf broii'rhl him a fortune Ol OO.OvJO. A'. O.Tuayune. , When Weston started the other day ' i from Westminister Bridge, London, to ; walk fifty m'les a day for one hundred J I davs. to illustrate the physical advan- , ' . tages of temperance, a crowd of distin e jniished doctor-; and eminent clergymen i - w 1 t 1" and benevolent liaron-. ana iair lawes gathered. to see him off, and he start- j ed to the strains of a temperance hymn. , Amanda Maekinder. of Geddes, and Charles O. Bowles, of Syracuse. X. I 1'., are the latest couple wIksc ac-' quaintance, courtship and marriage was , attained through the aid of a newspaper. : The groom in-erted the "want"' in a Syracuse newspaper, the bride. who was t a'wsdow, answered it, and, everything, proving lovely, t ley were married, , byracuc Journal Iter. Mark L. fcinory. a young ( Aml in ile of lawvers an(l SpC(.t., Methodist preacher, formerly pastor in t(Mg .iml 'the r ,.Cpre-sion of 1. - a Southern Ohio town, went to bugar ! Houor-s fa(.e tke pi-untill' paal all cot Grove, Pa., a year ago and took charge Ba etl the defendant on the back. an. ot a cliurcti mere, lm a a naeneior. ladies. Two months airo he h'red a fifter his disappearance, and ho now writes to his former parishioners- from Toledo, O., that he was ru'ned by spec ulation, and has been wandering about from place to place in a half-crazed condition. rnuaueipnia jrrass. IIIDIOROOS. What is it has a mouth and never speaks, and a bed and never sleep-? A river. forlian i lranscnut. Oscar Wdde says his poems will bo read after bhakespearu has been for gotten. That's the proper time to read them. Hartford Post. An Albany (X". Y.) 'paper tells of a woman in that city who waked her hus band during, a storm the other night, and .-aid: "1 do wish you would stop snoring, fori want to hear it thunder." "Got tough job on hand to-day," said Snooks to a friend on ( anal street. "Sorry, old fellow; what is it?" "Prom ised to carve turkey at our boarding house. A". O. Picayune. Old bills: "Two hundred and twen-tv-seven bills were introduced into Congress the lirt day's scs-ion."' "Just think of ill1 remarked Mr. Simple; " isn't it r'diculous? These Congress- men get salaries big enough. 1 should think; to pay as they ro. Two hundred and twenty-seven bills! For things they got la t year, of course. For my part, I think it's positively scandalous." Boston 1 ransenpt. A doctor is called in to prescribe for a sick child, and having eam"ned the patient writes a prescription and leaves instructions as to tlu treatment of the little sufferer. On making his visit the next morn'ng the pr'nee ol se'eneis surpnse I to find the house hold in tears. "My poor child,'' sobs the mother, "I never thought that he would have died of croup!"' "Oi croup?" echoes the doctor; "do you mean to say the child had the croup? ' Why didn t vou tell me?" ndianapo- Us.JoutnaK ' . Town mouse and country mouse: K.hel -"Look look. Dorothy! There's iCiehanl alarvell el!" Dorothy (country ihard Marvel! Who's cousiu ( Ii c her" Ethel "What, never heard of Richard Marvel? Why, he's the actor, you know, at the Parthenon!" Dorothy "Oilman actor, is he! He's something like 'Mr Osbaldistone Smith." Ethel livery rig, urove out ot town, ami uiu yer3 aml" you WOmen folks stop her not return. He left debts behind to the (m GcorKJ ami me have a drmkl" amount of four hundred dollars. His ngroi- j?nc iress r fleets were sold at auction four weeKS 1 ' ll-.- .. . . f 1 .1-1 . Who's Mr. Osbaldistone Smith?" ! plified. But it is not often that person Dorothv "What never heard of Mr. so far advanced in the Journey or I.u Osbaldistone Smith! ! Why, lie's the ' greatest breeder of shorthorns in all Cumberland! ! !" London Punrh. "How stupid I am!' said Birdie McHennepin. languidly, executing at the same time ijult a respectable awn act. ."That's true,"' remarked Gus De Smith, rather impulsively. "Sir!" ex claimed Birdie, "you are impertinent." "out" vou yourself just now asserted that you were stupid." "I only said I.,., ..w... -o without thinking," said Birdie, pet- ulantly. "Yes. and up to the time you spoke I had only thought so without saying it." Liang crape on the door of Miss Birdie. Another lover scratched off the list of one of the Austin Texas Siftings. belles. I j Congressmen's Ignorant Wires, The wife of a far Western member ( applied for lodgings for herself and bus- ' band at an up-town boarding-house hist reek. She said her husband was in Congress. She was asked which branch, '.he upper or lower. This newly-Hedged otlicial s wife said that she believed ber husband was a Senator. At least the people who electcdjiim intended him to have the best place'he could get. The Innrllndv. who was a keen, shrewd wom an, said, with a touch of mild sarcasm per." Augusta (Me.) Cor. Boston Ikr in her .voice, "that if her husband old. should get up very early next Monday -- mornings and go up to the Capitol be-1 A grand-niece of Koscinsko is cm fore the crowd arrived, he might secure ployed in-one of the Government de- .aseat in the upper house; ' and the member s wife actually thanked lit iTinr ,t,;a Hn.l mfnrmitinn. " Ttdnos not seem cred jbICt buV it Js jyerlhcless the fact ! that thenla ves of members who I "e s? 1?DOI;lnt or inu.tiercnt as to con- I memoers aau oena- tiouso as Senators.'.' Washington Post. - . ynt Tlim wifoVif a mnmhai- iphn Una mOIIS in Knmnd mvms notion thnf IIP nothing en in Coagress- eight years habitually will prosecute any one found selling driving , !po,e 0f her husband's associates in the photographs of Miss Jonnie. Chicaqa The Jumping Kind. There was to have been a snit for as- ;vith havinrr slapped the jaws of Iii- neighbor, and two wagon-loads of w't ! aesses were on hand to w:i? t- thi- I md that. Both pla'ntiff an I def.-n 1 11 seemed to be determined men. -nd t :heir respective wives -at and gian d a teah other like two old eat. Nun of 1 she necessary formalities were , worked up when, all of a .-uddeti, , u,t(J uf the complainant was t-ik:i v. the toothache. It wasn't the kind . ' a-owls and mutters around, b'it ahl-fashioued, jumping ache, au i , tvo minutes she was erying. Her r ' u once affected the wife of the d ( ant, and after a little she slid our . . whispered: t -m.uiu wim- i ?',. "Oh. such an ache: soin sobbed the vi j tim. r brought aiong some peppenn' find here it. i- ' said tilC 111: t :is -sli' nr iti,fft.l !.. r'i;-iT i "What's all this?" asked the pi.; :Jt iff. as he came up. f "Wh your poor wife is suffer'n 1 terribly with the toothache, and Ip her from the bottom ot my h-i-t." 'Who's rot the toothaclie?' in,uiri the de eudant, as he joined the group. "My wife." "George! but that's too had! Shan't I go to the drug store for you?" At this the plaintif turned about. In "a out his hand and replied: "Saw George. I was a fool to hrln. this suit. I called you a liar and oi hit me, and that waa right.' "But I'm sorry, Jim." "Then let's drop the whole businf and ride home together and ha. : chicken dinner! Mollv, git vour clo.d. . r.n " hcajed thc party out tioors witn the ex clamat'on: "Go to grass with vour law and law Politeness in .Vrkatis Let me relate an incident. 1 support that Arkansas is aboat as dangerous . place as Texas for a bully to go to. 1 ' from personal observation at b points I think Arkansas is a little s-ii place for a gentleman than Cinei'in:Ji Thc general urbaulU of the people a tonished me 111 re than anything rl-e This is what I propf.se to illustrate. t stopped at one station, and tra. el" about fort- miles by stage. On our r turn the stage a 'large spring wa, r without top was loaded with men They were of different types One h u a bottle of whisky. One wa- a minis ter. We came to a creek wh"ronpurt Irul stopped to water their ho , N There were two womnand a little ;rl. apparently very p -or. 'They wore-sun bonnets and fad-.nl calico dresses, 'll.c hor.se was poor, aud the vehicle was a shabby and rough an old se. inn 11 a- 1 ever met with. One of the womeifka unhitched the horse and led him ba k to the water, and had ju-t turn.-d it come up the bank as we reached the level after crossiujr. Our driver stopped. A well-dres-ed man hopped out of tnc stage, ami vitr a bow offered his assistance.--lie il thc old horse up to tfie veh'ele I don i know what else to call it hitch' d hi' i in, assisted the woman to her seat, am then, as she heartily thanked him. 1 f politely bowed her good-day, lifting hi ' hat clear off his head-. In a moment he was in the stage again, and o"i w stage agai went. After my experience in tl.t Xorth it struck me thai this was all f i sport, and that the men would h t lots of fun about the affair. But 1 oo found that it was all in earn "St. AH re garded it as a matter of cour-en For Irom that moment to the en 1 of tie journey not one man uttered one sTa ble about it. Not a sneering rema ! was made, no joke or pun, no remarf. of any kind not one single word! I had to confess to myself That X nev-. Siw moro politeness than this.. C". Toledo Blade. A Pair of Old T:rt! Doves. That age is no barrier to the tend p.v-sion, and that two hearts, uo ma't i how tough and callous, can be nia le t flutter and respond to each otherls static beatings when p'erced by one ol Cunid's arrows, has often been e m that they are in the eighties, and wh stand on the verge of the grave, be come so "spoonev" on eadi other t1 it I naught but hymen can make their de scent to the "tomb one clysium of bliss There is, however, a genuine ease ir the town of Yassalboro, where two nil I shortly wed who are octogenarian- Thc happy pair are in an excell i f state of preservation, the ladv with a i eye sparkling uke Promethean tire, and . . . - .. U1U "" :,s pngnuy as a o. ui fifteen. They are highly respe-tabk people, and both are well off in this world's goods. The lady is a prom inent member of the Society of Friends. -1 ey are 1,Kc a Pair f turtle doves. and appear to be as delighted in each others presence as when, in their m younger years, they just experienced the thrills" of love. Their intention ot marriage, when announced a few day ago. created quite a sensat'on in, the staid and venerable town, and, when it was discussed at the villaire store, it could scarcely be credited on account of the great age of the contracting par t es, but, when the town clerk attested to thc fact, that settled it The aged couple in their matrimonial alliance have the wishes of all who know them that they "may live long and pros- partments at Washington. Ex-Gov- nrnnr I Inrtm irhA ia innr.-k.?rwl m hor o.-olfr .,'.,) i,o !. ;n.mnt -Ffiiladdphia Press. TfT r -- .. t -v. o. v.uamceria.n. ot, ucvciami, iauieroi tue --imerican Dcaurso la- Times. I r 4 i U h i if i' u eftiii .tCut"1 t.v-C "' --? torn -"rT,Je,'fVrt'''',"i --