y.H. ;?fcuji, jwamanssjaE iiii iiiuiww pmnnwniwiK - aery,,. V 'Hf e W;c 7 t v ?. 7 ". , i - jyj s- -THE BED CLOUD CULT. M. L. THOMAS, Publisher RED CLOUD, - NEnHASKA. THE FOREST FIRE. Ever nearer, foster, bljrher. Cornea the wave of lurid fire! Koarinfr,isslnir for their pren Can it be the Judgment Day, "When tho "stars or heaven ahsll fall," Ami a siilpbanii. smoky pall Hides the sun, and, Illte a scroll" In God'i band, the sky shall roll? Not lut save that day of wrath, Tho destroying anjrcls' path Nrvcr left a drearier plaki, Markcl with ruin, death and pain. Where Inst nljrht tho homestead stood, Ahcs now, and blackened wood; And In place of wife or rblld. The acarred corpse, and anguish wild. AH, all I; none; and the barn oirth. Waited and burned In utter dearth. In tho sail Iiimko of tholr fate. Hitter, and black, and des ilatel Flash tho sad news from sa to sea. The Nation's sifts llowr full and froc. And every northern train roll pail, With aid and comfort hurrying fast. Tho Savior's voice wo hear once more. Again Ho leaves to us Ills oor; And when we help our brother's need It is 'the Christ" wo clothe and feed. Ami. oh! remember well Ills word, These gifts arc to our riccii Lord: Let them Iks such that by Hit throno Wc shall not blush our names to own. Dttrutl lMt awl Tribune. I The Habit of Mouth Breathing. It is certainly remarkable that so little has been written on a subject so important as mouth breathing. It ap pears, Indeed, that Dr. Cassclls, of Glasgow, communicated, four years ago, an interesting paper on this topic to the Edinburgh Medical .fouriuil, but tho scope of that essay was confined to the consideration of the habit as a cause of atiral troubles. It has been dis cussed, also, from a general sanitary point of view by Mr. Georgo Catlin, well known as the portraycr of Indian life and customs. But wenow have for the first time an exhaustive treatment of the subject by Dr. Clinton Wagner. Dr. Wagner begins by pointing out that man is by nature a nose breather, the practice of mouth breathing being acquired through carelessness. Ignor ance or a local trouble which renders nasal breathing di Hi cult or impossible. The unweancu infant always breathes through its nose; unless it did the act of sucking could not bo performed. From observations made by Honscll in the Freiburg clinic, it appears that in healthy infants tho mouth is almost al ways closed during sleep, tho tongue lying in contact with the hnrdpalntcnnd the mouth not acting as an air passage. The relation which the nose bears to the functions of respiration is too often overlooked by persons suffering from bronchial or pulmonary disorders. It can easily bo verified by experiment that the air in its passage' through the tortuous channels of the nose is raised to the temperature of tho body before it reaches tho larynx. No matter how low tho temperature may be, the senso of cold is never experienced below the border of the soft palate so long as breathing is carried on with closed mouth. Moreover, tho air thus inhaled is moistened by tho natural secretions which cover the turbinated tones in a condition of health, and the short, bristly hairs at the orifices of tho nostrils act as a filter or sieve to arrest dust and other impurities which the air may contain, and which if drawn in by tho mouth, may act as an exciting causcjin developing laryngeal.bronchial, or pulmonary trouble. It is oven as serted that man can inhale through his nose for a certain time mephitie air in tho bottom of a well without harm; whereas if he openod his mouth to answer a question or call for help, his lungs are closed, and he expires. The causes which lead to habitual mouth breathing are to bo looked for in tho nose, mouth or throat. Until re cently tho methods of examining tho nose were so imperfect that a correct diagnosis was, in many cases, imprac ticable; but now, with the aid ot the rhinoscopc aud by means of a strong reilectcd light thrown up through the nostrils, dilated by a proper speculum, it is possible to rocognize auy obstruc tion to the passago of air. Some in stances of congenital, imperforate nos trils are reported, and tho like occlu sion may be caused by a cicatrical contraction from scalds or burns. For eign bodies, too. touch as buttons, seeds or stones, may lodge in tho inferior meatus, which is tho passage chiefly concerned in breathing, and thus pro duce complete or partial closure. A general thickening or hypertrophy of the mucous membrane, covering the turbinated bones, such as is found in chronic nasal catarrh, would, in some cases, completely shut up one or both passages. Indeed, a slight congestion from an ordinary cold may so nearly close the air channels that breathing through the nose becomes for the time very difficult. The mouth is therefore resorted to, and thus tho pernicious habit may be unconsciously acquired. Among the mouth causes which interfere with proper nasal respiration the most com mon are enlarged tonsils. The glands press tho velum upward and backward against the posterior wall nf the pharynx, and prevent the passing of air from tho nose to the larynx. Irregular, uneven or protruding teeth, by ob structing perfect closure of the mouth, may also give rise to tho practice of mouth breathing. Dr. Wagner tells us that habitual mouth breathers can be at once recog nized, as the'practico stamps itself in delibly on tho physiognomy. The re tracted lips, open mouth, roccding gums, protruding teeth, diminished size of the orifices of the nostrils, tho wrinkles of the outer angles of the eyes, and the lines extending ironi the wings of the nose to the angles of the mouth, 'gives the persons addicted to this habit a silly, and, sometimes, idiotic expres sion. The nasal ducts, being .vacated, "like disused roads that grow up to grass and weeds, become the seat of polypus and other diseases; the sense of smell is greatly weakened or alto gether lost; the contour of the nose is changed, and it acquires an unde veloped or atrophic appearance. The sense of hearing may be affected, the injury ranging from slight impairment to' total deafness through habitual mouth breathing. According to Cas sellrtho air must pass through the ose, otherwise it can not reach the tympanic cavity. Dry sore throat is one of the most distressing diorders re salting from tho habit under discussion. rJThe practice known as "hawking" is a fanihar symptom of this trouble. Tho hawker is always a mouth breather, and the unpleasant sound is made in V4heesort to dislodge the hard, dry and mucus from tne pnarynx and of tne moutn. in ail is caused by nasal wvjMnMtt disi should adopt the practice followed by Indian squaw of closing an infant's mouth by gently pressing the lips together- People of ma'urc age also need to be impressed with the necessity of persistence in the practice of nose breathing. For thoo who are i&mzied to keeping the mouth open for breath ing during sleep only, it is suggested that compulsory closure may bo suc cessfully carried out by means of a linen or leather support for the lower jaw, adjusted to the top of the hcaiL N. Y. bun. Pernicious Literature for IJojs. Tho baneful effect of the pink and yellow-backed literature on the sus ceptible mind of boys is made striking ly apparent in this citv from day to day. Tho number of fads who run away from home to be free from all pa ternal restraint and seek such adven tures as their fancy may suggest, is by no means on tho decrease. Bradford has been nrtdo an objective point for numbers of these young runavay.s from all sections of tho country. Almost daily during tho summer the police have been in receipt of telegrams and letters of inquiry from anxious parents and the authorities in other cities con cerning boys who have disappeared from home. I:i quite a number of in stances the lads have been fouutl here antl restored to their friends. Their arrest has almost invariably been effect ed through descriptions of the boys furnished by their friends. Such adepts do tho boys become in evading the truth when" questioned by the authori ties that it is necessary to have further evidence of their identity than the statements which proceed from their youthful lips. A cao occurred one day last week that is not without many parallels during the spring antl summer months. A man named Monro, resid ing in Oil City, apprised the police of his son, aged thirteen, having run away from home. The father thought it probable that the lad had made his way to this city. A description of the boy was lurnished, ant. the officers soon found the lad in company with a squad of other boys in the lower part of the city. The youth at first assumed to bo surprised, anil claimed that ho could not be the boy in question. The police have long since learned to ileal with such caiea. and the litflo fellow soon conceded that ho was tho run away. He had been wandering about for some time, and finally readied this city by stealing rides from station to station on passing trains. . He. had in his possession a small sum of money about thirty cents. This was ample, however, tho lad stated, as ho had no difficulty in procuring food without money antl without price. Some of tho boys about tho city of his own ago pur loined articles of food at homo and kept him well supplied. In return for this young Mohre permitted the youthful commissariat to peruso a pink-backed book on which high treasure was placed. Tho titlo of the book was tho "Slang Dictionary of New York, Lon don and Paris." It contained an ex tended list of tho technical lingo of tramp3 and thieves " used in the lead ing cities of tho world," with theit meaning and application. Also a se cret system of enumeration and writ ten communication, with portraits of celebrated criminals and sketches of their lives. There were in the book numerous illustrations of garroting, "cracking a crib" and cuts showing how other criminal acts arc performed. A nioro pernicious book to place in the hands of a boy ranging in age from ten to sixteen years cannot be conceived. After acquiring tho arts and language of this work, some of tho bo3's had in contemplation tho foundation of a band of venturesome spirits to go forth and lead a vagabond lifo, and depend on criminal cunning and new recruits in othor cities where they might so journ for subsistence. It was certain ly a fortunate thing lor some Bradford parents that tho youth owning tho book and having views on the organization of a school of young thieves, was ap prehended and sent safelv homo to his parents. It would bo well, indeed, for the parent of tho boy to adopt meas ures to keep him at home and guard against his procuring literature such as was found in his possession. There aro a number of runaway boys who reach Bradford after whom no inquiry is made or anxious parents seek, at least so far as known. Somo of these boys remain hero for weeks and months. Th'ey readily fall in with tho news boys and bootblacks, and manage to gain money enough to buy food. They practico tne "lifting art" in trifles merely to gain ex- Iicricnce and skill. Thcro is a arger growth of boys from sixteen to twenty, who adopt tho guise of boot blacks to quiet the suspicion aud carry on their questionable modo of life. The younger boys find them capital precep tors. They havo all tho characteristics of "hoodlums," and cunning sufficient to escape detection in many of theit petty criminal acts. Some of these per sons by times fall into the hands of the officers aud get their deserts. While tho number of boys who run away from home, and are immediately souglit after by their parents, is quite large, those after whom no care seems to be taken, or a least no inquiry is made, is, indeed, much greater. In this working-day world there seems to bo many parents indifferent to the welfare of their sons. Tho tendency of these boys is directly to the bad. Sufficient has been shown in this city, from time to time, to make it plain th'at these boys, or at least nine tenths of them, drift into the army of tramps and thieves. The police can do little to romedy tho evil, because the boys demean themselves to escape ar rest and avoid detection. Even should it bo known that they arc runaways, their parents failing to make demand for them, and their homes boing un known, nothing can be done to restore them. Bradford (to.) Era. Making Newspapers. Thcro is nothing in tho paper," said a young friend, dashing' it to the floor. " No news at all; it's miserable, stupid." Look again, my desr friend, at the carefully-printed columns, the different headings, foreign, home and domestic news, the wit and humor. Think, for a moment, when you gaze at it, how tho editor has tried to pleaso you. There is probably no class of men more overworked than these, no labor more wearing than mental labor. It is so easy to cry out: "Nothing in the pa- Ser,"Jor those who know little of the radgery, the painstaking, the hours of mental weariness, the tedious com positions. It is a common thing for a person, when not ..exactly suited, to exclaim: "There is nothing in the pa per." In a railroad car I once ob served two gentlemen purchasi tne same edition of a handed his to a nel "Here, Si Gcaeral Management ef Tarkrjs, Ue:c aad Dicks. Fowls that aro kept in continued con finement both In and out of season, require extra, tare to be profitable. For these, a run of an hour or two in the afternoon of tho day, I have found to be of zrcat bencbt." It is a change. j and if they be allowed somo fresh earth to scratch amongst, it is ail tiio better, it appears In be n natural thing for fowls to exercise the muscles in this manner; consequently it is for their health. Any lover of jwultry should be willing to allow hi fowls tho short breathing spaco of a couple of hours in the yard or on the lawn, antl watch them "that they do no serious damage. They -oon learn, where reg ularity is duly ob-erved. to wait and wateli for their time to conic, and en joy it amazingly. Fowls, especially tho common sorU. are no belter for ram bling over so grea a territory when fully grown, if they arc well taken care of and true regularity ob-erved; chicks are the better for full liberty, although th.Jo may be greatly checked. Turkeys will not submit to this treat ment with so good grace. Their very nature leads them to seek the mount ains, and hills and open pastures, and they arc the better. They aro not, neither can they ever be, a yard fowl. For these truly noble anil valuable birds, when kept aud reared in largo numbers, a keeper is necessary to fol low them in their wandering, check trespass and fold at night. In this manner large numbers may be raised with little or no expenditure for feed after the first six weeks, and the Inter fattening. A few may be raised about the door with the co'tnmon fowls.but they are seldom as largo or lino as those that go abroad for their insect food. Our many breeds of domest'c fowls which are so pro'itable, botli for eggs and flesh, may be confined. So m:iy ducks and geese, antl not be allowed tb intrude on the ne'ghbors. Poultry requires a stead eye and guard over them continually. That confinement brings on sickness antl dis ease. I am not willing to admit, so long as they arc well fed with suitable nour ishing food and kept clean. Tho yard whcie ducks and geese arc confined should be furnished with an ample trough, (if there is no running stream through it) and tho water therein fresh ened every day. The two should never bo confined together, however, for tho mingling of the fowls is not agreeable or harmonious. Not that the two dis tinct breeds will mix. but there is dis cord between them. (Jee.-c are honio liko antl rather quiot in disposition, preferring their own homo pasture to tlic neighbor's, when once thoroughly trained. They are easily managed, much more so than the thick, but tho goslings arc difficult to raise, especially if not early hatched while the grass is young and tender. Ducks aro ubiq uitous. They are either a land or water bird entirely, or both, just as they i aro trained. The great dependence in the poultry line lies in our common fowl, tho great egg anil flesh producer. J his varies much according to brcetl, anil one may have just what suits tho taste, or re quirements, either for the production of eggs or tho making of flesh. Uno brectl that probably is not thoroughly known, which for the combination of flesh and eggs is unsurpassed, is the Dorking; this maybe deservedly recom mended for general use, antl where once known and tended is satisfactory. Tho bodies aro large, equaling the Brahma, and much more shapely anil graceful in proportion antl movement. While they aro classed among the sit ters, they at the same tune aro largo egg-producers, laying nearly as well as the thrift' little Leghorn, or Hamburg. Their eggs aro white in color, and no larger than tho Leghorn, but their botlies arc double ami triple the size It is a noticeable fact that many of our smaller birds produce eggs that rival in sizo some from their competitors. There is a vast difleronco in the tex ture antl flavor of the flesh, even when fed and fattened on tho same material. Gooso flesh is not duck, neither is it turkey, but simply goose meat, and oftentimes poor anil strong of favor at that, especially tho oily or lalt' portion. The flesh of the Brahma frequently re sembles goose more than the fowl. Tho texture also is coarse and stringy. What is required of fowl meat, sinco it is rather a dainty and not a stand-by like beef and pork to feed the hearty labor er, is tiiat it must be line-grained and game-like, with a lino favor that is not found in all our domestic birtls, but confined to tho few choice pure breeds. Wo may not havo this at all times especially if bred with a cross to obtain size. Tho largest bird is not always to be desired. There are, however, one or two large breeds that unite the several good points, and tho Dorking fowl is one of them. Cor. Country Gentleman. Collecting Fall Waste. Many pcreons feel tho want of ma nure, and indeed thero aro few who have more than thny can use. "A hero it is scarco the first thought is to buy, and often this is the best plan; but in many cases one might make considera bly by a little care for articles which usually go to waste. We know that thero are many things recommended that are of little account, things which involve hard labor and-et realize but little in the end. Such are often found in the various schemes for making manure out of tan-bark, saw dust, swamp-muck, and-so-forth, which ouco in a while and under peculiar cir cumstances may pay for themselves, but aro as a general thing little more'than lime thrown away. But it is always a good thing to keep all parts of one's place in a neat and nice condition, and the material gath ered together in this way into the com Eost heap will generally pa' for itself, owevcr careful may be a farmer or gardener to keep things clean, there will often bo odd corners that will be left by the pressure of work to grow up to coarse vegetation. If this be cut when leisure time comes it will gencr ally pay in the compost heap. At this season of tho year, especially, there is often a great quantity of vegetable re fuse of one sort or another lying about. It will pay to collect .; and especially is this true of leaves when they are in any great quantity and not far away. We have known persons with pretty good judgment to hesitate about taking a second crop from a piece of grass land in not very good condition be cause they thought it would be running the ground too nard to do so. They say it is best to leave the vegetation on thejaaand to rot. This is all very well but little of it does. It est matter is ttertomow or compost shape of extra ia- ChlU Callare. Well, time flies, the summer Is al most over, the mackerel have come up tho hay and are bain like poison, tho ferns arc growing old. and the boy is learning to talk so that other people can understand him. If you would let me have him about one month." said the pleasant-voiced and pleasant-faced school-mistress who came down hero from up river last week. " I could break him of that caro lers habit of speaking." Just beca.ise the boy had asked his stern, dark-browed father. ' l'oppuls, whurs is mines fiffin pole you peakin" mama um day?" Which by interpretation is. as tho pleasant-voiced scho'jl-mlitress would have taught him to say it: Father, where is my fih"ng-rod of which you were spcak.ngto my mother, with referenco to purchasing it for mo at somo time in the indefinite future?" And her little serene highness shook her head and said no: s was losing his baby tallr. and learnmir to speak Kn glish too rapidly as it was. The pleas ant face of theschool-mistrcs wrinkled up into an interrogation jioint. School-mistress." the Jo-ter sa'tl. "on all matters of educnt'on. your shapely ho d is nol hilly: it is as level as a new-mown lawn. But ou don't want to teach tho baby grammar, and you don't want him to speak good Kn glish. You want him to be :i baby and you want to encourage him to indulge in baby talk. In the years to como, when the pudgy little fiats will dig great te irs out of the" blue eyes because lite boy c-in't remember in just what points there should ami mmt bo exact har mony between the verb antl the subject; w ion ho is confident that ho will dio be fore ho can remember how many fel lows beside "ad, ant, con. in or in ter," are followed by tho accusative; when he knows the world will stand still for just two hours after school if ho can't recall that all terminat'ons in something or other take the what you may call it after somo kind of things; when he is bo tmsting and has so much confidence in Mr. Davies that he isouly willing but anxious to accept his state ment that the sum of the three angles of a triangle is equal to two right an gles, without cing to the board to prove his trtulif illness by demon stration; along in those tlavs the memory of his baby talk will come back to us like sweet mu sic. Ho will havo trouble enough with the English language, and all tho appurtenances thereunto appertaining, by and by. No," he responded, in an swer to a si'ent inquiry of the pleasant faced school-mistress, "he does not know his alphabet, thank Heaveu. anil he shall not be bothered with it. Yes, ho has alphabet blocks anil knows all the pictures on them ami many prepos terous stories about the pictures. Oh, yes, ho can count; hear him now. counting the pebbles he has brought home from tho beach: 'one, free, seven, free, seven, ten, free, five, seven, free;' certainly he can count, by a ms tem of his own. too. which is more than most people have. Don't make a prig of the baby, school-mistress. From tho day on which they are six years old they must, under tho school system of the States, begin to study, and sit up straight, antl behave properly and speak correctly, and from that.timo until the grave hides them, they live and speak and act, verbally snc.iking. they be, antl do. and suffer, under social ami educational surveillance And I claim that at least six years of tho lifo of man antl woman should be free; free as the air; free to talk as the brook runs, with untrainmeled musical prat tle antl babble. Why here, a few weeks ago, came a melancholy-looking child, about four years old, and in my prcs once anil hearing, pointed to me, and said to his mother: "Ma' ma. of whom is that gentlcniau speaking?" " Poor little prig! My Inart bled for him. That afternoon I took that boy down by the target, antl taught him to say: "Ma' ma, what is tlat man speak in you about?" anil reconstructed his grammar on the same cosy basis, ami look mo in the eye if that boy d dn't tan up like a voting Indian in two days, antl he gained seven pounds in thfco weeks. "You see," the Jester concluded, in an apologetic tono, for he had done an unusual amount of preaching that day, "you see, we haven t a very broad ex perience in training children; wc have only ono chick to cluck over and scratch for, but we're bound he shan't go to school until he's through being a baby, and wo know, school-mistress, that he's the happiest baby that evoi mangled grammar. Burdette, in the Uaickcyc. Translated by the Queen. A good story reaches us from Bel gium, the truth of which is guaranteed. A banking house at Vcrviers recently received a letter from a bank at Buda Pesth. Tho recipients knew that it re lated to a matter of the greatest im portance; but, unfortunately, they could not master tho contents of the missive, as it was written in the Hun garian language, aud there was not a soul at Verriers who understood that tongue. Accordingly, one of the part ners took a journey to Brussels, expect ing to find everything he wanted at the Capital, but only to be disappointed nobody at the banks could read Hun garian. There was, however, still the Austro-Hungarian Embassy, whither the banker oetook himself, to learn that there was an attache who spoke Hungarian, but he had goie to Biarritz for somo sea-bathing. Almost in de spair, the hero of the story called upon the Burgomaster, with whom he was acquainted, and related his troubles. After some thought his worship, strik ing his forehead, exclaimed: "After all. sometimes our most foolish ideas prove the best" With this enigmat ical observation he asked for the letter. The next day he returned the original to tho gentleman from Verviers, with a translation in French, in a neat, fem inine hand. "To what Hungarian fairy do I owe this good fortune?" asked the delighted banker. "This is an affair involving some millions, and I shall be happy to pay a handsome douceur to the translator who has enabled me to get at the meaning of the letter in time to conclude the affair." "1 take you at vour word." replied the Burgomaster. "Give mo 10,000f. for the poor of Brus- j sels, for the translator is none other than the Queen. She has experienced lively satisfaction in employing her knowledge of the Hungariac language to oblige one of her cobjects." The Queen of the Belgiscc is a daughter of the Archduke Joseph, whose beneficent rule of Hungary is still remembered by the people, and she was born in the capital city during her father's palatin ate. Manchester (Eng.) Examiner. On Februarv 3, 1783, the ship Bed fan? (TtntAin "vfnore. of NaBtucket. bore the first "flag of the Union" into , . T, --l 11 P-1 CL. 1.Jul 16 DtlluU VUOUUUI.- Oiic n hmucu "I, arnLwas not allowed to enter iwns until a consuiiauou aau Id between the custom-house ton account of the several snt still in force agaiast ," a ixmco ford k Aneri- AntericaE be He Was (.! Oat. "I am galas ost for a abort time." aid Mr. Breeij. ri:ag frora the sup per table aad turning toward the ball door. "My dear." a!d Mm. Brwrsr. pub ing her chair back and v'goroa"dy fold ing up her napcin. " I wish to go out myself this evening But. dear." said Mr. Brvczv. taor- ing Iowly toward the door, I karp an cngagment that mul be atlnndcd to. You know how I'm taking a littlu inter est in politics t'lis fall, aad I iswt b at the club without fail at chrhl o'clock or "Mr. Breezy, do you know how long it is itince ou spent an evening al home9" asked Mrs. Breey. taking a position between her husband and tne door. "But. my dear, vou will never un derstand. Thw a most important ear for our party, and if i am cor to be- ! j come a power Of course. Mr Urcery. 1 am not a politician, aud I hope I never b:iU b. It is bad enough to hac a husband mixed up -Jth ward roughs and bar room lo mgcrs. Mr. Breezy, if you really prefer such company to mine I hhalfnot complain, but it show ex tremely bad lae. You pro'ei to bo a gentleman. Mr. Breo'y Whwi I married joi j on were a gentleman, or at least I had everv reason for believ ing so. bu if you cont.nuu to mix with these politicians 1 am sure jou will end by being as bad as they are How toil can gel up and talk no"u;cno to such a mob is beyond me. .so ou wish to be a power. Mr. Breezy, ou are not a William M. KvarUs, ami you know it- If I thought thero wa the slightest chanio of our ever amount ing to anything I might put u;i wth your neglect, lut you are humdrum, antl you alwavs will be humdrum. I married you beea iu you were hum drum, i hoped 1 was getting a man who would In s.itislied lo remain at home a'ter business hou:. and nut go making a fool of h niseli in tvhat our recent conij anions call public nlTwrs. What aro public a'la rs to ou, Mr. Breezy, compared to the welfare of your uife ami fnuul ? Now, you aro going out night alter nighl to iho-rn miserable clubs and meeting', and what good is it go.ng to flu ou snywat? Perhaps you think you will be run for Mayor, bul ou won't. You won't bo ni'i for an thing. What do you sup pose those political vagabonds want of you. :uiwa? I'll tell you. Mr. Breezy, they want "our money. That is what they are after, and you are ju-l stupid enough t give it to them. to. while I have to turn my l:t-.t eirs drones ami deny myelf even the common neces saries of life, anil the poor children half the time do nol look tlccnl enough to attend school. I am sure ou prolets to work hartl enough togelyour money without throwing ii away on a lut of whisky-drinking loafers. Mow, Mr. Breezy, I wish to make a call this even ing, ami if you are still nMitcctablo enough to go among Indies anil gentle men, 1 should liku lo liaxo you accom pany me." "My dear," said Mr. Breezy, draw ing a long sigh of relief, "do bo a little reasonable." "A little nioto reasonable3' said Mrs. Breezy, moving close to the door anil closing it. " It I weru not tho most reasonable woman alive, I shou d like to know w hero oi would be alth:s moment, t'n which side of the family do you suppose, Mr. Breezy, lies the common seii.su.' You wouldn't have a dollar to-day or a roof over your head if I liadn t saved you fr.un a thousand blunders ami fooiish action. No. Mr. Breezy, it is- well that you have a wife who is reasonable and endowed with ,1 grain or two ot tact. Why. it was only tho other day that ou aitually wished to bet on a horse-race. Vou, a respect able married man, with a family to sup port, betting on hoie races. Mr. Breezy, you are not the man you were when"! married 011, and if you keep on tiio way you aro going now I shall re turn to my mother -I . Mr. llree.y. it is just shameful, do to our ho rid club. Bu:n yourself, if you like. I'm suro I I don't care." and Mrs. Breezy pulled out her handkerchief with a jerk ami lot the room, slamming tho dHir after her. "Now for it." said Mr. Breezy, seiz ing his hat anil making for tho base ment stairs. BroAltn 'Ewjle. - A Poor Traioling Dross. What would one think of a mother who provided for her daughter's trav eling outfit, over a very long, rough journey, where she was to meet nil vicissitudes of climate and weather, only a flimsy ball dress? It might bo very beautiful in fabric, an I adorned with abundance of the choicest dowers and sparkling gems, but it would be a miserable failure as a traveling dress and wc should almost think thu woman deficient in sound sense who should provide it for stub a purpose. But is it any more sensible to smd our girls out over the rough journey of life with onlv a stock of accomplish ments to meet the wants of this c cry- day working worltl.-' i low many tlear; girls marry without the slightest prepa ration in the .. - r !:...-. :i cuge ami scn-reuancc in managing home n'iairs. It is fondly hoped that; skill will come to them anil that they will manage somehow to keep :t hou-o in respectability and comfort; but U, that ball-dress traveling suit! How poorly it answers in the wear and tear of the road. Don't buy everything for tho girls. Truatthem with the moneyafter giving them as much good advice asyou please. Let them learn how to buy by actual experience. If they make some mis takes let them abide by them just as you have to. Said a boy of a brother skater, who had met a tumble: Let him fall down. That's the way to learn." It is the wav wc all learn a great many things. If Jenny's pretty blue cambric fades" out wh.te, let her bleach it antl make the best of it; but learn the lesson also of avoiding that alluring, deceitful shade in the future. Let her learn to make bread from the beginning to the end of the process, antl teach her the most thrifty, excellent short-cuts to perfection in all depart ments of cookery. It is not needful to go through tho tedious processes our grandmothers used to beating eggs to a froth with a knife, waiting all day for bread to rise, and so on, in a world where cr beaters are to be had, and Vienna cast-cakes which will answer the purpose of rising in an hour or two. Let her eschew cream-of-tartar and soda when good baking powder is to be had, and adopt all similar improve ments. Life and time are too precious to be needlessly wasted on these old time crudities. Housekeeping need not and should not be half so hard to the girls at the present time as it was for us, if they only wiU take hold and fit themselves for the business before actually in the whirl of ic What merchant would sead out a ship under a captain who knew nothing of naviga tion? Would not there be likely to come disaster aad distress enough in such a case? Should not the bora pilot be equally qualttied? Cor. Rural Ktw Yorker. -A Kestackr crl BghtniBg aad killed while xvay 01 tiomesuc kiiowi-. ijejt it,ow the irasciinc but good hcart-lf-reliancc in managing c,i dLstiosition of tho old gentleman. rCRMI"lAL ASD MTCIUBY. Tbo coauo!r of V?ht vm Hbla" rrccittt a t att of oa tjwa- sand dollar a ear j Mr. Jcm.c Frcmstit Perm. aoVcoo 1 of General Je4a C rrcnsoAV b wado her dabst a aa actrv.. TW elruYt-ha4l awl btt-lu-formal no itoal wntrr la raac i j womn"JulieU '.ambri., Scaxlor Ben Hill ha unJf Trj9 a "Cfad operation utoa fan togu for the removal of fungotd gruwth. Carl Schfiri bx arreod to 'fiare the coming oavm. undr th ampler of the Wi itatu Lr-ture Burwau. J A bui of Arwmitt Ward it wkjU-J by an adtertcr ia an Kn,rHh nwja- , rr. Artomtt Wan! ra. aad tHl u. a . groat farontc in England. Th rid printer n th Gnaa city of Kraa.frl a Ohmoaa Fwno- j loa". born in t Ai ami d ed a l&U. aad ' a tablet ha jut twrcn m"tM to hU ' memory in the wall of th 1k where he worked and hero he died. A iAn hiniUiimo man of ltr- fonr. with tino nose andtenw Ufprlip, j I tho Be". NoirniAU HalL lli work f.m.. fr .t ..i. " l.. .vi--l tr-inttll I into ineult laaguag. and h trached ' a circulation ot ihrei inunua. -(Iruee tJrvenwod i in I-ondon suflenng from frequent attack of acuta brouchil-s and athma, bjtiiHtgricrrl al her .nabthty to write- Her iuutca! daughter Will oon make her dcbul a a high soprano. I A ork on bibliography, jul pub. lUhed in (ormany. '. that Schiller' "Song ot the Bj lO' has rece.ved ' eighteen French translation, seventeen l.attn. iifteen Eugli-h. four Italian, four rliemiari. tour lowh, three Hungari an, two IJti'Msn. and one otch in Dutch. Norwegan. Dn sh. 2Mianih. Hebrew, l.uthuaman. wedth. Slavonic. low i (enuan. Flemish, Wendio and Boum-v-nian. in all, eight) -three translation. ' as the Chrul an Cntutu Mls ' Frames E. Willard i endeavoring to direct public attention to tliH wr-tcrs of thu South, and is continuing in that way ; tho good work of mediation between ( two sections wIiom.' pr.ncipal mt forttiuo probably Is their ignorance of each otltor'a sentiments and character. Literature In the South is decidedly look ng up. ami It will be a great gain to tho literature of the country when novelist. UUMOKliUs. There is a man in St. Imis who has wonderful memory. It Is thought the ( city will eventually employ hint to ro- member thu Sabbath outsvtllc Cour' icr-Journ it. A New York man recently wild his wife to a neighbor for a dollar. Some men .eeni to take delight in swiii dling their neighbors. - A ormf own lltr. aid. J. W. Kiley has a poem on The Lost Kiss " He doesn't make it very plain as to how he lol it; but it is pre sumed her mother came into tho room just in time to catch him atiu lioches. Ur Express. Ditl vou get that girl's picture. Brown0 You remember you said ou were bound to have it." "Well, not exactly," replied Brown: "I asked her for it and .-ho gave me her negative." Iiuilmi Transrnpt. ftood-look-ng women are generally weaker and less capable of getting along than plain ones By walehiug thu hor-o-ear conductors, wo have ob served that a pretty girl requires twice as mil h ass'stniico to got on a ear a does a homely one. -Boston I'ott. When a Methodist preacher of any prominence in this Stnto does or fay anything worthy of note, half the papers in tho comuruiwe.tllh make a note ol it. antl say. "Kev So-nnd-f'O. formerly of tlrs city." Such is ono beiiciicent feature of "tho itinerant s.s tcm. Lowell Courier. Tho man of prudence cmplooth tho lured hand-maul whou hair malch- eth in color that worn by the wife of his bo-om. but tho fool heedeth not this important point, anil, when ho ttcarcth a long, blondo hair on tho lap pel of hjs coat, his bla -k-haired wife waxeth wroth thereat, and patteth his his head with a club. -Detroit Free I'res. h s.tlii he bml a llsttoriny tontrtio. As in bis trinhof''n lljrclonun, A iul lote's .wcet niumti la be s itimic. Kur thst. dnll he. my love. I irufss X u ctnnot. ennnot loto rrnj Iness; Cite me the little h tint I prucss! Tis thine. hesall, with alncbliUo, While lilushin? r nes tjr--l herebl iue Thu twain will tie m.iiluone next wl'juo. omrrciiie JininuL Tfcc Sailor Who Ceuld Mexsarc Minutes Corrcclly. tht A good story, told at tho expensa of a u-ell-known ex-Judge, is going the rounds of the lawyers olliccs, and it is heartily atinruclated by tho who ; : . -.. . .- .. i c,i ULsiKJsition of tiio old ge u was an ailmintlty case, where he is J most at home. The deposition of a sailor, who w.ts soon to die. had to be taken at his bed-side in Brooklyn, ono day last week. "How long." tht ex- Judge snapped out as the l.rat question on cross-examination, "do you think it J was after the vessel left the wharf be fore the collision occurred?" Thcailor was himself something of a character, and not so near death but that he appreciated the vital importance ofJ"gctting back on" a cross-examining lawyer. "Jest 'bout ten minntcs," was ihe unrullled reply. "How do vou generally measuro tea minutes? " persisted the. lawyer. Tlie old sailor turned slowly in bed and eyed his questioner. Then he turned back again and said, indifferently:- "Waal, sometimes wid a watch and sometimes wid a claack." This made the lawt-er a little mad. He jerked his watch from his pocket and said, in a querulous, high-pitched J tched voice: "Uh.vou do. oo your MeU. I'll tell you when to begin, and you teU me when ten minutes aro up. The sailor slyly wlnkel at the lawyer on the other side, and he took in the situation in an instant and made no ob jection. Tho ex-Judge stood with his back to a mantel on which a little clock was quietly indicating the time to the sailor, who lay facing it. "Aye, aye' the sailor said, aal re mained silent. After three minutes bad passed the ex-JrPjge became irapatieat aad ex claimed: "See here, are you goiag te keep m fcere all day?" But the sailor dejiaaawcr. As fire aad six aad seTea"K -.weat by the lawyer be- fMWU. slK. - Ufmpr. taase sSLStsHBm. rr Tmc" trr" aitae "wafftkeea so Weff mot Mtftfc bevc hoilluru bio linds a fiillandaillstioex- j V "";"". xil"ti.n ...ritiw trttl Hint "a",,,l al lhxt ,n a wni' lhrtl m4m " ' nression ... IkkiU Mr.s. Hurnctt and ' - hJ ' , feel very un,n.f..ftli, Mr. fable are in the very front ranks M ? I" "aiu'"TBPc"t'. 1 " Is it .hv..iIU- nM Mr. !' of American novelists, and are sbow.ng J'""" n .u'lhU'te "'I-1 - Urt - M'- ivhatnelilleMsaiMlitni.iiril.aiiml.falt- v 'r'TV11. I? I t. , PoH)bae all mt Mm !(. irvtaf nations Southern society aUonb the '' dgn t, ,,unK,seIy ovdMiige ,l or f f uMf wi wnw, t u Wtnl " hn ilmtvlnit nut '"hnilt ten I t. vitk Utn.r an. I .,..!(. I , I.-. .1 ..:;.. is.: i"ti . .r ..;r M:.. ""t ",,j fwr- wu a new. tn!- u wdi notzr in.mues 1 a u ju.. ...... -. ocn unwi necouu near u nng again. dull Jo quicklv when acourciJ - ic. iu uu,. .Cu ."""."- - I ooj l "- a'e aascred otber thrnga. Coal a!i arc nic-i aJ Liaiiiica mu .niC.. jp.,, ,. mc muwn, uu hc w qaCSitOUCd for JKOtlrifl" kaivrs and forks ,f . . Xtr. Inir U.nrnnlhnHnnnin.1 .!...:.... r.l t.n- . ' .1. .l W HWinil MIT aOH JOfXS Ol .... .I'tir,", : .-,i .v .M iUM simiuw it washed awl wiped imwilat-lf uics to uc: 1 caroei-Daz. Our Yoitns: HcauVrs- H )- i He " fc siUSSaw W U "! tV ! W rf Co fr fjn--J srv tuj'vr . tftr w l CrVv J 4 Al - . A$,l ml l U KrvjrT . W V c 1 U. t MJ . Ala4 Mtovwta ! "lt ' J4 1 ta 4 : i. tV MMkit lrf f i Put Jo r& l"rW, Ml ff tJ' Ktr. AM I MUt , . Hut Jif i mlw f 4 4 1, Atilrtttir Utvlo t. Ob. ' " t WM lie iH" to tUtMTMt W hiv cvmU t w wul 0t. ,Vwi. -UVKS MliKt'l! run Hit;. eiKPirr. Dare." wild Mr. lUirt. one after noon when Dave liutl eaxua in from oehool. l wthol.i arHnl to Barnt drug lrt. m4 jft-i M l4l)" carpet-bag that 1H Uete abotitRAlf an hour ago." Mis Pol y The Mt .-Hilrj ladv with glassti. h" unthar taim h um xso taod al Ul umcr" "Yc. M IVHv Wftinnghu Shn came from the d-imt to the ttet tf to I antes corner but Uer h was jeqJe.ed how to jl aUn. h.ng. Mdes her carpel bag. her arms full of bundle and jwsage. iv.tJt tr.Hjor who llt the raral the twin t'liin, lnr tug that ho luid H1 win dtanc to walV. ndvied her to lMire her mirvt- j bag in the drug-lore. whleh uas wh.tl j ho propued doing with h." I before tartin;, Dave went out to the dmlng-rooni cloet to gel an apple w ! iMotoeaU While thus eiijjael. he oxer heard his mother alug m an n lor his own. "Be um you gc' the rlghl bag," nhl Mrs. Burt, a D.e neulouU " MU Polly say hem wjv plared under the right-hand counter. iui opjnuUe 10 uhen? the atranger had his jdacswl, and to uiaku no mstuke, eo Mr. Banioi him-elf. If positi!e.'' At the drug tore. Dave foil 11 I one of Mr Hnnina clerks, it ho was Uwd ng at I'm b.tek of the close, betttuctt the two nmi of counter. "Ye, thoru were two bags here. Date,' naul the clerk, "but the gen tleman deser.bed b) Mr. Barnes as tiio owner of one of them has bwii buck ami taken his away " W.-II, Miss Polly Is always Just dreadfully exact, and she ns hers tens put under the right ban t tmititor, conUnm-d Date, going to look behind the counter next to the aide of the ftUccL "Thoro's where the man tixik his big from." aul the olerk. ipiiekl imiv nig to look under the soda-fniiiiUiin counter. "But heru's a bag un lorlhs counter." "He's got Mis Polly's bag!" ex claimed Dav. " Whleh wav d d he go?" "I didn't notlro. However, l ro member him mating thai he had been iiii to Mr. .Joseph CtKjpcr s. I ve IdtM'ks onBo abote Mere, tiul it mils not the gen man of that name be was looking for You bail better run rp there. Date, aud nee If he ban been there. But first, nre vou suro that tins isn't Miss Polly' Lag' "Yes, I'm nun, because It wasn't where she .said she had left her; and hers wasn't new and bright like this one. Last summer her nephew doe antl I took her carpet bag. without ask ing leant, to carry th.ii' to a tilcnlc. and somehow we got no cream on one aide and blackberry tne 011 thy oth-r." The stranger had Iweu at Mr. Cooih cr. and hail been directed to Wniuire I in Porter Street, about n mile away, for the man nu was looking (or Ketum ing lo the dnig sttpre, the clerk adtised Dave to wall until the man could have time to discover and remedy his mis take. But D.tvo was jk txtsttitu Si was wor.-e than a mistake, thai when a well- known gnn-'cr tragoti came along, go- J ing down town, he aked for a ndo to Porter street, to ee if the man had 1 really gone there " iliou take thi bag a'ong with jou." said the dnig-elerk. In case you Hnd the man. ton can exchange bags with him without further tnuble." Date 5 repeated ringing at the belt of the house In Porter struct finally caused a woman to look out from an upjxjr window. "C;o away, boy." falil sho. "Wo never buy ant thing from -cdd!cr." " But I've got a carpet bag here, that Lsn lavc began to protest " You needn't tell mo how good it la. I don't want a carjwt-bag Thcrer' And down went toe wintlows.uh. Dave was about to ring the door bell again, when a slecpr-Iooklng girl came growling to the basement door. She answered that the stranger with a car- pet-bag had called there; but as tb gentleman he was looking for had moved, .she had sent him to a houe aix blocks away. (Joing to the designated house. Dare et the carpet-bag down on the door Did I nele fceth bring a carpsrt-bar I with him?" the boy called to some orc 5th him?" the hnv eM t , nJl . -withiB the house. "Yes. What is wanted?" said lidv. romintr to the door. Thea Dave repeated war he wtihel to taake the cbasge- sorsethlng ia pictureskccne4s, Keath- ThisU rather atrangc." said the er and cpaolcttes ar gone. rul.. laiy, eying liave cloeIy. "You de- pt with the huar.fcv!of gofd orsil senbe the gentleman who came herci Tcr " """ntdttapiarixJ. fc'uch Uth-; with his carpet-ba& thouirh now he is "" for economy aad utility that every down-town attending to some busiaess. nd will not return aatil seres o'clo-k this eveniag. Pm afraid you wiU hare to come again, when he" Us, 1 doa t want to see ats."" sahl Dare- "Just give me Mis Polly's bae. great harry to get hotse. aad barealosg ' ami uxe lam m. in ik tit- 1 n ia ia way to go." rn sorry to refase tob. Imt ros I will have to corae again, whea tlc gca-1 tleaan is ia." said the ladr. Joolrasr steadily at trare. nLonrToaxmE, , , hwcss, aeiraej is aad wak for hia? Yea look Terr Tko9 detoratJoas wk jjre preiui tiresi." "Ke. ss'as. I saeeU't wait, aad I eaa't leare tJwe sag wilees je jrive tme Miss FeUy'sL" Dare was becisaiag to tkiak hew his tether weald he weederiasr what had heeoese ef Has. aad JMms FeNj weeM he werrr iac at a great rate abeejt her hee Ite lwd be Mr ceete aece ? ah IsTs1bTlsP sPsrKTarsVa WaehsHl Irheet- fmW aMSaWS aWelSHeV and tUtnn t w' " " v-3 T? I fJ& '" km4 SMJ rf tm wl.tH i t. "H 4r. S Wrti "' feM fcM l u l!r4 iS iwM W " u Ws. 4c4d ItuHalf iJw If J """ Uo ct' and k!w. .4 ? f oJ..At W t WM ' . M woilr Kt "-" ! J I Te roWsT m Pl - I U t tW JksaH4 osV. wsVx - . Bpltte4 lfc -" Urt?tX l ' 1 3w st law 0-ft HIsMJ" Hot i 4sr ll 'f1 V v lsMy. wiw b-l jjrrt tTe le Tnl W" U a ttwstwnt !w rr lii btr s.otor'ri U MHfc V Jy. al W JSfsf kvt bMttiel 4 I"! a - fit ri a hn-n ttX ! I ' miW V Wrst r' "C "" ' ..t ... Um. ttt std m. " 'iiinf ii-- iHsi lV dr atW fhrx M lS"lv fwwwl ike , dM.r ami ortMrWt fl t ' D) "Atv any t yHf Vmm kr. Davi Aff J TV At.l tiev HUItt i jh f m K eh- 4N buitJMr UMr avc ltt4l U th Mtf " '' ide of wHvk k mforHi, ,;: fote tho tuhie- jfraltv Mr. iWru I wwWfc't lew.s. dTU Jre f Wnjarvr " if Ml lttH. trwrtWin Allow Urlrw tiW it rt mr owl tit IW it Trw' Vkp' what lu II Wat dntMi ft . btn IhIo ti' htas?' Ik.lpt nv ptl f Kor HtlH w. aa I. nrtliwot waHtH; t-r tmt hint, citit ip th lj; tm ?, into iho efl"0rtn But a h AM . l) eein 4 lite ! a lil4trH to rijr t.o.-dil iMof M I'vMj " olalmod. pnth h; al Bldr arm - my Im-P' I bun he Ml dtfvm In a lr Kailav But M11 found it iiHsUrth trft h I counter," prolst! IMk "tmnWt kodn water eMUtU )Ml whrs iha-i ha I his Un " No, ) where l Wt in ! M's lVUt. nrnily "aHtilrrM counter, as I rtjnirtrii u lW 4 gtteman. bKWfng toward hm W aml-rtHt Inittlos mi the frM I But this a new g. ftrmmt. Ditto, 'audjour had hnd ataMM It,' "No, Datbl. my ehUd." hMiI l Polly. " Mj old bag dl harm twlw .. I. but Oil U a new tH. wWrtl i Httt would send me to Utlt Uk Ur I lliti old r;ne. And I'm thaitfctwl WW no wnna thnti a little mud m fc" ( ld." J. It. AorWif. li (AfUui U Pnniplnic tut. And so ton ar going to ejtM t in tht woikIs ilwtliig th ektig ! tt imitinr nml tie oimhphk daj ! It' . What imii iw tiiocu del'icbtful lis t' ntcreatloti Bel don'l forget U ta along jioiun ammon a nothing h1 . Iteve the pain fnnu tbn sting of h- jlllcker. It would nim le well to m 01110 a Inittle of l!me and n o. ! li.i.r tiriiili lf ttatnt the awstliiM om I jIT (M? jKi,int,i Se-tomter HMfitUir , You will nUo hnd at the drujt ! and tho rcHiaitoriea for Kirtrn jjsl a tory u;trlor kind of horrtldy im!i 111 c otnl bent. whu,h will lut hw'h! ! r smearing on jour fa e and lals I kop olf Jlles. .Stout glotns. Uw h tinetiinfortnh e at th tone of )er ..! thwart the ravrtges of btig ot dt" oris, and mopiito netting wont aknett tb fa' u will answer a similar Mtry You alo w a t plenty of iimlrln Iiht a siuudgu itt your UMit o'rj Ioner. a shnrt so-iIutI and a 'r ( sUul forceps will prove of altaHs vour compan on in ctnuiliig -! ticks from 011r l.vk Court j4te for application to oarl'-ed porlwMM l )our cullele wheru you hav rfaw I totirsell in a vain oilort Ut apjwinsa .Itching of gntt bites, yon wJL course, add to your strn. Ih'n JourniL Scenrbi TIa. 'You writer on bouskjtnjc alwaps telling us poor. Urrl ho keejwrs to keep our tin brjhl an 1 shining," said a JadmMookM lux kecjH'r lo me the other day. Nw I would like to have some one t"Jl h how It Is done. 1 think that msdt cooring of jt takes a groat deal ( time antl intiih hard work." I th"'V so. loo, and however it may l with .others, I preach -and praeuue tr" I little scouring of ay kin.L Tux f never put Into greasy dishwater. xit alwavn washed in dean snds mtd t ;ood soft soap, will remaui bright a ong time. In fact will k very toll able till it is about worn out When ever I do scour tea kettles, tea -h. dipper or anything which l Un. I rr?- B .! .t 1 ..1 . . .. . '.VtJZ '. .V ' r rlnr7tuZ.,u .7 thing cum I hare crcr tried fhi Mlfi must bj first nut through a fine ihti m that bits of coal ami all other hsr' substancss may be remove! Aftr counng well with ashes. wih in rbn. hot soip adds, w p with a nlu d&mo clolh and your Ua will look nearly as or ilk tMJ. aftT 1 1 L. 1 M t t rt ., u.....t. Year by year the British army oace the most beautifully clad and I bn!J"mJy equippI ia the world. !oe by""". T " may tj abwdntc- K ece.,r7 to ? BM clothe SICk.fl bis oacs. aas Tanisneu iroes the sol dier's taalc Tke osriiK ar still r-. .. , , , " . ". -f ittcd half a iktunt wrh orassaeau oa rtI their tuaxs, butit Ueaotigh - - '- --.. -.-v-iwAnfe antl ciYiim j" ""lIe rT how bettoa after nHscstos iss uuursM i boiH ca'ry d ieiaatrr. Tw are alt that , F5 Caw Utnr4. at tie hack of Ute la-1 "a"? " The rerr facm-. w m varer ia ike aMHiorm. were eeee regarHtyl as the durti Mdges of regimeaU. are twr a Mere Uun tmj pe takes apoa te sssst ceuar. The Kias; e the Jfelleaesw waied OJsjessl if aws sesl f r aeerpe es I eneji -. Mheen. yeaee 1 Wv V a t f r the rkmkmUdammmftf eir Lmmm 'mutmi to hvHw '-V . v -v