-K W k rr4R Tuvstery. Bnprfu4TTrtnlipr" aim Milk os nnrmllwnf niuin- And n!?bt, with nil her stars, ns ono lity tioinuge to her m)!i. Tlie Min by lny. the tnoon lv night, Stir c ury cense of sweet dellk'tt. Throuah nil the lonjf. ncrce MimmiTdavs Swift mcsH-inrer lime rim To do. tlirmurh Nnturo's secret ways, The Mriulnir or tint sun. That dear October well may Pharo "With all that live her dainty faro. Into hrr Inp the ripo nuts fall, With everj breeze that mlrs; AH trees aud Miralis, or srrent or small, Iteml low sm worshiper With the rich rniitaco that they brinff A Mholeycar"lKuntcous otTcrinir. She bids the squirrel ko with haste. And wither where ho will; And, thriftlcs idlers, bids them tasto Till all have had their 1111; She feeds the blnls, that know no earo With needs, dropped Idly everywhere. She bends the orchard bough low down I'or children, as they pa: And fruits that topmost branches crown She drops anions? the pnwi. Where aire, bent low by weight of years, May llud unliar:nel the Juicy t-phvrcs. She Ecnds the count rymen to town, Thnt city folks may know Octolx-r's come, their feasts to crown With all jrood things that Krow: And all tho crowded htreets she HUs W'ith odors of tho sweet-breathed hills. She dips tho maples in a dye of ntlnlxw pigments made. And hantrs them on the hills to dry lleforu tho colors fade: And day by day tho marvel grows. Till all the landscape burns and glows. The Fmst-Klnjr, with his chilling breath. She watches close, with care. Lest (-onie dread Hfii.se or figu of death Should make tho good desnair. She bills the hopeless look and t-eo Death changed to pleasing mystery. O, dear October! well may I Iiy pen or pencil down: All Sense you more than satisfy. And with Mich radiance crown The di-tatit hills, they prophesy Of hills unseen by human eye. Sometimes, in dreams. I think I see, .What longing eyes have sought In vain: Eomethlngof what that laud must bo That feels no sorrow, want nor pain. These hills, beneath October skies, Have caught the light of Paradise. Ira E. Sherman A'. 1'. Independent. DINING ODT. "Konit Pork, Corned liter, Itnkrd FUli, Vcnl Collet and Mutton Hush." " 1 kemkmiikii the freshness nnd brightness of every thing on tho llttlo tables the plates, tho .nankins, tho gleaming half liottles of wine. They served us with great cupsfcnc an tail and tho sweetest rolls of bread and but ter; then u delicate cutlet with unspeakable gravy, and potatoes Mich potatoes." Their I raiding Journey. 1 judge from the above extract 1113' text for the present occasion that Mr. Ilowells likes n good dinner well served. I think every person who lives a toler ably correct life does. " Eating,11 said the noted but somber Whatsisname to the equally celebrated but jolly Somc oncorother, " is one of the lowest of pleasures." "True," replied the lat ter, "for it is the foundation of all others." No one can admire grand scenery or anything else and be hungry at the same time. I speak as one in authority, for I've been there. I don't remember an' one who can do better justice on paper to a good square meal, than Charles Dickens. Those who knew the great novelist say that lie did equally well with knife and fork, as with pen and ink. 1 once heard Bronson Howard, the dramatist, tell of a meal he destroyed in England. Mr. Howard having a day to spare got on a train. He didn't know where it was going; the fact that it was leaving Lon don was enough for him. At a little station among the hills he left the cars and took to the lields over the hills and far away. It was a delightful autumn day, with grass underneath crisp and brown, and sky overhead blue and white with llyiug ilecks of cloud, and a breeze that had nothing to do but wander over the hills and give ramblers an appetite. Ily and by he came to a wayside inn, low thatched and cozy, one of the few that the departing stage coach did not take away with it, and here he rested and dined. It was ham ami eggs. I cannot reproduce Mr. Howard's glowing eulogy on that din ner, but if a short-hand man had taken it down it would have equaled anything Dickens ever wrote. I take my noontide meal at a Detroit restaurant. There is no particular one to which I am addicted. As meals are given on the European plan the more you eat the bigger the bill I am well aware that if I bestowed my patronage on one institution it would be speedily cri.:hed; so 1" equalize the thing and am gradually building up most of tho restaurants in the eity- Human nature comes out strong in a kaurant. A hungry man is rarely ' ceremonious; if a man has anything of a domineering spirit he will bully tho -waiters, however much he suppresses it in ordinary intercourse. When I see a man polite to a waiter I know he is cither a gentleman or is on his lirst visit to a restaurant. "Mr. Weeds," roars a man to the proprietor, " why in thunder is it that I never can have a table napkin? Better get waiters that understand their business." The jovial Mr. "Weeds hurriedly inter views the waiter, who shows the irate guest the white napkin folded neatly on the white table cloth, where it escaped the JiHflgry man's notice. The man growls and'grumblcs for a while to try and make his fellow-lunchcrs think he don't know lie has made himself ridicu lous. Sometimes the napkins arc not brought still that fact does not justify the massacre of the waiters. "John," said a gentleman, quietlyand sort of confidential like, to his waiter, " Did 1 did I pay for my dinner last -time?" " Why, yes sir; of course sir," heart ily responded the waiter. - "Then John," morcconfidently, with a touch of appeal in tho tone, "couldn't I have a napkin this time?" The missing napkin was speedily brought. I have a favorite formula that I run off on the unprotected head of scaur-ant man 1 meet. When I sit like patience on a monu ment waiting for my order, the proprie tor gcncrallv comes up and, placing ,both knuckleTon the edge of the table, 'blandly inquires: "Anybody waning on you, snrr " No, sir am doing the waiting." Tliis o-enerallv had a very good ef fect, till last "Wednesday the host re marked: " Oh, yes, I remember; you said that two -weeks ago. ueen waiting ever since?" Lite lair weeK, wnen every fahnrant had-inorc- ihan it could at- rsUTio. I would have died of starva tions were it not that there were so many things to interest me. One young man, evidently new to .restaurant life, sat down at an oval table. "Anyone taken your order, sir.'"' - 2J0 bring me roast beet" " Boast beef, sir? Yes, sir. How Lyou have it done sir?" "Done luakas quick as you can." tone, rare or medium, sir?" 'Oh! rare.11 k Just as this waiter sailed down among ke tables toward tlwrkitchen anotner nxim- .. rou have, sirr rare, reiieraieu. inv iff the second waiter was brosning on water before the id: sir?" 3-r ? -. . - "rT ' - ISi&S&Ssfi ilrd waiter spread the fat and I whispered ought to tend to that kc has been waiting quite obliging waiter at once np- ached him, apologized for the delay -vcry bus you know what did ho wish?" "Are you deaf?" asked the young man, angrily. "Well no", fliri I hope not." "Then listen for the last time: Boast becfrnreP he said, with startling distinctness of tone. A few miuutes afterward I heard the stentorian voice of the kitchen fiend yell: "Four roast beefs, rare." Then the four waiters appeared, in nocently enough, each with roast beef for my young friend. " Excuse ric," said the lirst waiter. " took this gen tleman's order." "I should think you did, took it four times." said the victim. "Warned if I'm going to take dinner where I'm made fun of," and he shoved back his chair and strode hotly out, leaving four astonished waiter: with fourroast beefs, rare. A friend of mine objects to a certain jystaurant because they shout out the order so that every one knows just what a person dines on. "I'll take a spring chicken," says a rural visitor. "Oxk .Spki.no," yells the waiter. " One spring?'' cries some one further on. "One spring," echoes another from the dim recesses beyond. "It takes three springs to catch a chicken here," said a man at another table. The rural visitor evidently thought they kept chickens already cooked, and he chafed at the long de lay. When the waiter at last brought in the smoking fowl be said crossly: "A person would think 3011 had to cook the chicken, you were so long of coming." "Cook it," said the waiter, "why, bless you, boss, I had to chase dat chicken free times round de back yard will a pole 'fore I cotch it." A little incident occurred one day last week that impressed me very much, and brought up some old recol lections that are apt to lie dormant in the busy, bustling life of a city. Only one table w:ls vacant. A young man with a young woman stopped hesitat ingly atTtho wire door that led to thi den of devouring humanity. Instantly the proprietor opened the door, invited them ip. and placed them at the vacant table, where I had an excellent view of them. The young man had a noble face; clear-cut, self-reliant, and some thing about it that seemed to inspire confidence. The young lady had a pale, sweet face a good face and when she looked up truthfully at her comrade with a smile that said: " As thou dincst so shall I dine." I thought she w:is his wife, but when she studied over the bill of fare there w:is a resem blance that made me think she might bo Ills sister. When their waiter spread the bounties before them, they reverently bowed their heads, shaded the eyes anil quietly offered up a silent prayer. Among the hurrying to and fro of waiters, the clash of dishes, the rattle of knives and forks, the shouting of orders, the clanking of money and the hurly-burly of a bustling restaurant anything devotional seemed utterly incongruous. They evidently didn't think so; if they gave the matter a thought, they probably imagined that each of its had said "Grace" before we began our dinners. But we hadn't. It seemed to me like a - breath from fields and woods far away. It reminded me that there are quiet, deep pools along the river of life, where the rushing tide of "advanced opinion causes not one ripple. There is no doubt a great deal of religion in the city although a business man docs uot run across enough of it to materially retard his progress still I think that like good milk, pure butter and fresh vegetables (wo are dealing in restaurant similes), tho real gilt-edged article comes from the country. Luke Sharp, in Dctroi Free Press. Haphazard People. People who are regulated by no sys tern in living are a great nuisance to their neighbors. They place no value upon time; they seldom keep an ap pointment. If you ask them to bo your guests, the' rarely appear at the time designated, and are quite sure not logo when the day for their departure ar rives; they are down late in the morn ing, and sit up very late at night; arc uncertain about their meals, intrude upon your privacy at unseasonable hours, and are sublimely indifferent to the fact that they are a plague and a nuisance to the whole household. These haphazard people are also careless and inconsiderate in other matters; keeping everything in confusion, mislaying book and papers, tucking things away in odd places, where they cannot bo found when they are most needed; mak ing a chaos of the room which they occupy; cracking the furniture, smash ing bowls, soiling, the curtains and carpet, and making all sorts of extra work. And so far from feeling it neces sary to apologize, these free aud easy visitors rather pride themselves upon their indifference to trifles, and profess to despise "picayunish" folks. They are, in fact, very careless in reference to money matters, and delay paying their just bills as long :is possible." All in all, a man-who is throughly unsys tematic in all his ways is a very dis agreeable and troublesome member of society much more so than others who carry the matter of system to excess, which is a very possible thing. There is no virtue that may not be "run into the ground." The" Teeth ot the Ancient Greeks. Oxe of the most remarkable features of the discovery of the baud of Thebans who fell at Chajronea is that, according to tho report, all tho teeth of each member of the Sacred Band are sound aud complete. Either these gallant patriots were exceptionally lucky, or the condition of teeth in old Greece was enviably different from that of later and more degenerate days. The Romans were well acquainted with the evils that attend on the possession of teeth, and tad some considerable knowledge of the use of gold in counteracting these evils. If we re member rightly, an exception to the rule of not burying precious objects with departed Romans was made in favor of the gold that had been used for stopping teeth. We moderns may compare favorably with the Romans in tho skill of our dentists, but we cannot pretend to rival the defenders of Thebes in their superiority to the necessity for these gentlemen. Rare indeed are the happy mortals of to-day who can truly boast that their teeth are in the perfect condition that nature intended, and that the craft of the dentist has never been employed upon. them. It would be a difficult task to select from our army, or any modern army, three hun dred men with teeth as sound as those of the Theban-warriors are reported to be. London News. m The man who seeks one thing in life, and bui one. May bopo to achievo It before life be done; But ho who seeks all things wherever he goes Only reaps from the hopes which around him he bows A harvest of barren regrets. Owen Meredith. Biixfor repairing the clergyman's fee for your second marriage. V-m-&S&l'dSS " . m . ',-i., .jxTs.W . - ---;.3r-z-z.. - v -- - ---- .mmw IT"" -'-I -"nr- iTSlalTTi f-'-? - f- - - -MiEaaiB Time for TraavplaatlBff. Soke of the agricultural paper arc debating the question of spring or fall planting of orchard trees as vigorously as if it was up for the first time. And. no doubt, every generation will require to be freshly tola- if anybody can tell which of these is best. A writer, whose earnest and lengthy article is be fore me, declares strouglv against fall Clanting; and says that, although it may e successfully performed, yet, in most cases it is at the expense of at least a year s growth. This I take to be mis chievous doctrine, bad for all concern edfor the trees, for their growers, for the planter, anil for those who are to have the fruit. The autumn is, in our climate, by far the most convenient time for planting; for the soil is dry and warm, and thcra is time to do the work well. In the spring, on the other hand, the roads are bad. the soil is wet and impracticable, and winter often lingers so that summer weather comes all at once. The planter is crowded with other cares and labors of plowing, sow ing, digging and dressing, and the trees must share the risks of delay and dis advantage with the rest. In both sea sons early planting is the main essen tial for (leciduotis trees. And undoubt edly tlie best season of all is the early autumn October, and next to that the early spring--the trees being on hand, either growing near, or if brought from a nursery in November, well heelcd-in in dry ground or stored with the roots in allies or sand on a cool ami but slightly damp cellar-floor, so that thev can be" set out on the first day that ad mit of it. It is essential in cither case but es pecially in fall planting, when the trees will be exposed for months to the often dry and parching winds of winter that the wooil be plump, solid and so nearly ripe as to show something of the pro tective varnish on tho bark of the young shoots, and of the septum of sep aration winch permits the leaves to be detached readily. Young trees of many early-ripening kinds can be planted as early as September, and even if it is necessary to. shear the leaves off" in order to sueh early plant ing, the long season of favorable weather yet icmaining will 1511 and finish out "all deficiencies, and the tree will be thoroughly established with new rootlets before winter, ready to open and rush with even more vigor than an unmoved tree, if soil and roots are in good condition. Leaves that are still active must be cut off" on removing a tree, or they will soon cause a shriv eling of the shoots by evaporating tho moisture which tho roots are no longer in a condition to supply. We never see a tree set in tho spring start so early or make so much growth as trees do that have beeu well and firmly set early in autumn. But there is little danger of total loss in spring planting. If tho tree does not grow much, it will re main alive unless the roots have been frozen, or some part of its channel of circulation is irrecoverably dried or decayed. Spring planting is, for this reason, most frequently successful in some degree with the average of plant ers. Shclali, in X. Y. Tribune. Decency Toward Horses. A house cannot bo screamed at and cursed without becoming less valuable in every particular. To reach the high est degree of value tho animal should be perfectly gentle and always reliable, but if it expects every moment that it is in the harness to be "jawed" at and struck, it will be in a constant state of nervousness, and in its excitement as liable through tear to do something which is not expected as to go along doing what you started it to do. It is possible to train a horse to be governed by the word of mouth, almost as com pletely as it is to train a child, and in cst value. When a horse is soothed by tlie gentle words 01 ins driver anu we have seen him calmed down from great excitement by no other means it may bo very fairly concluded that he is a valuable animal for all practical pur poses, aud it may bo certainly con cluded that the man who has such pow er over him. is a human man and a sen sible one. But all this simply means that man must secure the animal's con fidence. Only in exceptional instances is a horse stubborn or vicious. If he understands his surroundings, and what is required of him, he gives no trouble. As almost every reader must know, if tho animal when frightened can be brought up to the object he will be come calm. The reason is that ho un derstands that there is nothing to fear. So he must be taught to have confidence in the man who handles him; and then this powerful animal, which usually no man could handle, if it were disposed to be vicious, will give no trouble. The very best rule, therefore, which we would lay down for tho management of the horse, is gentleness and good sense on the part of the driver. Bad drivers make bad horses usually. Western llural. m The Chinch-Bug in Winter. Prof. Cykus Thomas, of tho United States Entomological Commission, has made an exhaustive report upon tho chinch-bug, which gives some useful facts concerning its winter habits. In sects may pass the winter either in the egg, the " worm" or larva, the pupa, or as the full-grown, perfect insect. The chinch-bug adopts the last as its winter state. "When cold weather comes on those of the fall brood leave the now dry and hardened corn-stalks, and seek secure places in which to remain during tho winter. Occasionally they take flight at the time, but usually they seek the most secure places which can be found in and immediately around tho field. Any rubbish left in the field, if of a nature to meet their wants, is eagerly sought; corn shocks, straw piles, stumps, logs and fence rows are used as hiding-places; they even con ceal beneath tho clods when no better places can be found." Many go into the forest and along the bush-bordered streams. "During the winter they re main in a torpid or semi-torpid state, but are easily warmed into life and ac tivity. As the cold weather becomes more and more severe they press deeper and deeper, if possible, into the recesses of their hiding-places. They prefer dry quarters if readily obtained." There are two broods of this injuri ous insect during the season: The per fect insect comes forth in spring (March to May), deposits its eggs, which soon hatch and pass through tlie stages of development, to in turn lay their eggs, which produco the fall brood to hiber nate until spring again. American Ag riculturist. Snakes at the SmithsonlaH Institute. Yesterday there arrived at the Smithsonian Instituto another lot of snakes from the Everglades of Florida, forwarded by James Bell, who is exploring-the swamps and jungles of that State in search of specimens for the In stitute. Ono of these venomous rep tiles is a Crotalus Adaniantens. or dia mond rattle snake, about six feet long and measuring nearly a foot around its body, and of the same family as the large snake described a few weeks ago as being on exhibition at the Smithson ian, but which was killed for tho pur 5oso of having plaster cast taken. Ids serpent is very, lilCftsmaller than tho one on exhibition thor. several weeks ago. In thesatne lot are two ancistrodon piscivorous, water mocca sins, one fonr and the other about five feetia length. Washington Star. Horned frogs are reported to hare saved the. cotton crop of Clay County, Louisiana, by defitroyingthe web worn. 1 Sample Chin me Story. At Ch'ang-ch'ing there lived a Bud dhist monk of exceptional virtue and purity of ronduct, who. though ovor eighty years of age. was still hale nnd hearty. One day he fell down and could not move, "and when the other priests rushed to help him up. they found he was already gone, '"he old monk was himself' unconscious of death, and his aaul flew away to the borders of the province of Hunan. Now it chanced that the scion of an old Honan family had gon out that very day with s me ten or a dozen followers to hunt the hare with falcon; but. his horo haung run away with him. he fell off" and was killed. Just at that moment the oul of the priest came by. and entered into the body, which thereupon r.idually recovered consciousness. Tlie servants crowded round to ak hirn how he fc't. when. J opening hl eyes wddlv, he cried out: 1 "How d;d I get here?' They agisted htm to RMi and let! him t tho houe, where all his ladie came to see him. and enquire how he did. In yreat amazement he said " I am a Buddhbt monk, how rime I hither?" The ser vants thought he was wandering, and tried to rvall him by pulling his ears; as for himself he could make nothing of it. and, closing hi- eye, refrained from saying anything further. For food he "would only eat rice, refusing all wine and meat, ami he avoided tho society of his wives. After soni'- days ho felt inclined for a stroll, at which all hi family were delighted; but no .-ooner had he gt ouLside and stopped for a little iet than he was heieed by M-rvants begging him to take their accounts as uu il. Ilo.evor. he pleaded illm." and want of strength, and no more was atd. He then took occasion to ak it ther knew the dis trict of Ch'ang-eh'iiig. and, on being answered n tlie aMinnative. epro-sud his intention of truing thither for a trip, as he felt dull and had nothing partic ular to do, bitldiu them at the same time look after UU affairs at home. They tried to dissuade him from this on tlie ground of lining but leccntly risen from a sick bed: but he pa:d no heed to their remonstrances, and on the very next day set out. Arriving in the Ch'ang-ch'irig district, he found everything unchanged, and. without being put to tha necessity of asking his road, made his w.iy straight to tho monastery. His former diM-iples re ceived him with every token of respe.'t as an honored visitor, and, in reply to his question as to where tho old monk was, they informed him that their worthy teacher had been dead for some time. On asking to be shown his grave, they led him to a spot where there was "a sul'tar? mound some three feet high, over which the grass was not yet green. Not one of them knew his motives for visiting the place; and by and by he ordered his horse, saying to the disciples; "Your master was a virtuous monk; carefully preserve whatever relics of him you may have, and keep them from injury." They all promised to do this, nnd he then set off' on his way home. When he ar rived there, he fell into a listless state and took no interest in his family af fairs. So much so. that after a few months he ran away and went straight to his former home at the monastery, telling the disciples I hat he was their old master. This they refused to be lieve, and laughed among themselves at his pretensions; but he told them the whole story, and recalled many in cidents of his previous life among them, until at last they were con vinced. He then occupied his old bed, and went through the same daily rou tine as before, paying no attention to the repeated entreaties of his family, who came with carriages and horses to beg him to return. About a year subsequently his wifo sent one of tho servants with splendid presents of gold and silk, all of which lie refused with the exception of a single linen robe. And whenever any of his old friends passed this mon astery they always went to pay him their respects, finding him quiet, dig nified and pure. Ho was then barely thirty, though he had been a monk of more than eighty years of age. Front " Strmifjc Stories from a Chinese Studio." Mrs. Simmons1 Best Black Silk. Consternation in the household! Solemn whispers! Sad ejaculations! Wh.it has happened? Just this: Mrs. Simmons' black silk, which has been laid away in a drawer for ten years, lias been discovered to be cut in every fold. There is not a spot on it. It shimmers in the sun. Tissue paper was beneath it and over it, and dried rose leaves perfumed it, but it is merely a mass of ribbons. "And I've never had any good of it," says Mrs. Simmons, remembering the fact suddenly, and with tears. " Never! I've been too saving of it. I bought it for my son's wedding, and I haven't worn it since. It seemed too rood to wear in the wagon to church. Tt was bix dollars a yard. And it was too nice for tea drinkings, and I just kept it folded by. Andliere is Abijah going to graduate my youngest boy and he said, ' Mother, wear your black silk, do!' and now ko'c at it .'"' But looking avails little. Saving has done more than wear for the min of that black silk, as it has for many an other possession. Let us draw a moral from it. Saving is good, but use is better. What one does not need now is well kept for the future: but to-day is at least as valuable as the morrow that may never come; and once started on a hobby, most people ride it too far. To suffer in youth that one may be rich in old age is sheer folly. If it is neces sary to live on water gruel at any time of one's life, the period after one has lost one's teeth is probabl the best. Besides, the average duration of life I am told is forty years. The children well, save for them; at least that shows love; but do not save too much; do not let them grow up in ignorance, that they may fight over your grave for your savings. Feed them" well: let them have comfortable and suitable garments now while they are young and sensitive. They will be less apt to wait greedily for "your old shoes. Educate them and teach them to work for you in your old age as you work for the'm in your youth. Children thus trained are the boys and girls who love their parents most, and who be come the best citizens. Besides, peeping outside the family circle, there are people to help in this world things to do that should be done causes that are worthy. A spendthrift is foolish; but tho future is a sealed book, and our duties are for to-day, for to-morrow may not be ours. One may be too saving, as Mrs. Sim mons has been with her best black silk. -Mary Kyle Dallas, in X. Y. Ledger. SaTe The Brain. Do not overtax the brain. No man should do more work of muscle or of brain in a day than he can perfectly re cover from the fatigue of in a good night's rest. Up to that point, exercise is good; beyond are waste of life, ex haustion and decay. When hunger calls for food, and fatigue demands rest, we are in the natural order and keep the.balacce of life. When we take stimulants to spur our jaded nerves or excite an appetite, we are wasting life. There is wrong and mis chief in all waste of life. A man should live so as to keep himself at his best, and with a true economy. To eat more food than is needful is worse policy than tossing money into the sea. It is a waste of labor and a waste of life. Old gold hair" is now the thing. - -s r""'s5E?- twit rpg-yfsT X5?-- fHK; . The ArWoratic or aaI Her !" lln? X 3lo4pra FabK 0c day when nmmT had brgun her business of blistering the t-xr of small boy., and helping the toe men to grow rich and high-nocd. an old goo suspended her fro-hunlmg operation in the jond and callcl her thr.tj dear gosling nb-nt her for a fainilv chat. "My dear, dear daughters' sho b an. a she put up oac foot to t if her beau-catcher! ware proirly curled. 1 am erieved that we are comp-elled to reside in such a nci hborhool a this. Mnce your f.tther died and I got his life insurance. I have found no ono here iroo-J enough f or me to ao'ato . . r.. . .1 with. 1 ou. too. liave naa a nam iimo. The youni; ganders around here are a mud-puddle set, and the old widowers would have to b? parboiled a whole week before a wolf could chew them. We must continue to reside hero for a time, but that is no reason why any of you should remain single." Tlie goshng blushed and hid their heads, as pnjer young iroslings should, and the mother" arched hor ueek and continued: " Of course. I want you all to marry rich young ganders and put on the stle that becomes the daughter of a gooM like me. It u true that your lather w as brought up with a lame dog. and that I was glad enough to get a mud hole to swim in, but things have changed. If I don't set the fashions for this locality I at leas: lead the "tylej. and no other goose dares quack h'vr mouth until I give the signal." Here she plumed her feathers and gave a hiss which was heard clean over to the barnyard, ami the delighted iros lings swam" around her and applauded. "Therefore, my dear goslings. I have planned a trip for us all. A- rich gan ders do not seek us out, we will seek for them. While I am none too old to marry airain. being far from an old goo-e, I shall not allow tho thought to enter my head, but shall devote all my time to Jecuring suitable mate for von. Arabella, you must pencil your eye brows, and" wear a sad. far-away lok and quote poetry. Viola, von must bo gushing and frank, and talk about our bonds and diamonds and servants. Eleanor, yon must seem innocent and confiding, :uid if you can be found weeping now and then, it will surely lead to a proposal. Now, then, to get ready." A few days later the quartet ap peared at a frog-pond much frequented by fashionable fowls ami animals, ami they had no soorer struck the water than they created a swell. The best places were everywhere re served for them, and such other geeo as they could not swim over thin stared out of countenance and passed around. Arabella saddened, Viola gushed, aud Eleanor wept, and three sleek-looking Foxes, wearing mutton-chop whiskers ami speaking with a lisp, were caught in the traps. It was a hippy idea to have three weddings at once ami be in a hurry about it before the Foxes could get away, and the plan was duly car ried out. The honeymoon had only bogun when one Fox was arrested for having too many gosling wives. A second turned out to lie a buzzard in disguise, and he stole old Mother Cooke's diamonds and lit out, while the third got drunk and was smothered in the mud. When the down-hearted and chagrined quartet had waddled back to their own frog pond, feet sore and feathers missing, and ashamed to look old friends in the face, a drake walked down to the bank and said : " While I would not utter one quack to add to your over-wrought feelings, let me in all kindness gently remark that the difference between marrying a home gamier or a foreign fox is seldom seou ov a goose until she has been baked and eaton." Frcc 1'rcss. -Detroit Universal Statistics What an Indus trious German Has Discovered. A Londox paper condenses the fol lowing facts from a book of universal statistics by Baron 0. F. Kolb: Among the languages of civilized nations En glish is tho most widely spread. It is the mother-tongue of about 80.000.000 people, German of between .00,000,000 and 00,000,000, French of between 40. 000,000 and 50,000,000, Spanish of -10.-000,000. Italian of 28,000.000 and Rus sian of between o5.000.000 aud G0.O00. 000. The general condition of the mas ses of a nation is the most valuable ele ment in natural progress or degeneracy, and Huron Kolb shows that the repro ductive capital existing in the living generation far exceeds the value of all other capital. Every needless impedi ment to the development of this capital, and anything which tends to deteriorate the bodily condition of the population, is proved to be a squandering of the nation's wealth. Every advance made by a people in morality, in profitable ami nealthy employment, aud useful knowledge, brings it nearer to the ideal tho greatest natural tenure of life. Domestic virtue also tells favorably on the health and wealth of a popula tion. Thus in Bavaria, out of 1,000 children born alive, thero died, of legitimate children, 248 boys and 212 girls; of illegitimate. 'Ml boys and :i 12 girls. Out of 100 children suckled by their mothers, only 13.2 died during the first year; of those nursed by wet nurses, 20.33 died; of those artificially fed, GO died; of those brought up in institutions, 80 died in tho 100. Tho influence of prosperity or poverty on mortality is also shown by IJaron Ivolb. Taking "1,000 well-to-do persons and another 1,000 of poor persons after five years there have remained alive of the prosperous, 943: of the poor, only 655. After fifty years there remained of the prosperous, 557; of the poor, 283; at seventy years of age there remained 235 of "the prosperous, and of the poor, G5. The average length of life among the well-to-do was 50 years, and among the poor, 32 years. The effects of pro fessions and trades on mortality arc great, the term of life varying from 65 years 11 months for clergymen to 40 years and 10 months for lithographers and copper engravers. In England the duration of life has been found most defective among the steel-workers, pol ishers and grinders: and next to these the collier's life is least secure, owing greatly, no doubt, to the occurrence of accidents in mines. One of the most potent shorteners of life is the anxiety of providing for bare subsistence. The lack of sanitary con ditions also shortens man's years. Idle ness, as compared to intense industry, outweighs prejudicially outweighs all the advantages of ease and abun dance. Of all countries in the world, England shows a pre-eminence in the abstention from suicides, while in France they increase with advancing years. Taking 1,000 suicides which oc curred in France, and dividing accord ing to sex for each month, it is curious tonote the effect of long and short days. In January, 63 men and 63 women killed themselves; in February. 75 men and 70 women; in March, 84 men and 73 women; in April, 94 men and 93 women; in May, 96 men and 92 women; in June. 105 men and 110 women; in July, 99 men and 106 wom en: in August,82 men and 106 women; in September, 74 men and 78 women; in October, 77 men and 99 women; in No vember, 61 men and 68 women, and in December, 62 men and 62 "women were suicides. As Mr. Buckle argued, statistics show that there is no exercise of will, no act in the entire compass of men's dealings, which does not fall within the lines of an absolute regulari ty. Of all human actions, marriages seem to be most arbitrary, and out of the region of fixed laws." Yet the reg isters prove that it is especially in marriages the greatest steadiness and regularity obtains; taking ihrr qtt qtsennSaVpcnod. It wtM tw fusd tfcai lh! following proportKa exist iKCferlur srVl U wlS St 3 XT! WM.OT( to.tnnttT 9i TUS 1 WnUwm 10 rfcW i S3 31 Marriagu of mrn bm!t 3 ynar ef t ago to women of CO and ovw cwvtwrrJ tw;cc in tho brt period. a4 ? In each f Utc other. MaU prwro thai, in countries where oontaaxmae ou marriage are r-rnoVtieJ, Utte aro to bo found a greater mHiler of ! matos aad idiots tkaa elsenkorc. The Tlwe for Mcep. Most America sleep too lUtle; and almost all Aiaenra fad U !p U the best advantige. It carkt liair re Iuctintly we tale (1 Ut gft- TJ Gojpv'l i not the uolr ui kich men put away froM them. At ngat liod puts the light out aasi call upon vvvrx thing and evtry mc to go to le Nature accepts the Irmiatton; the How vr. the bee, the birds go U t&eir sleep soon after ruaet, bttt we arc all like children; and we tight agut leet iM it overpowers u ami oames u de ..pite Mirlvv He pvetfc Hi be loved sleep." bttt we do not know that wo are Ht beloved, nor that deep is IU gift, and we rare!' appreeal it Uil some overmastering naetv dnvw the nurding s'ep frum ux home: aad the we bemoan her eic and lr u rfciwm her ba;k again. In the morula; (Jod's sun trie- t awaken us. as a mthar her chdd, by the gentlest of ktvs fur what ki"s i -n gentle as that of the sun beam? and the rtower. ami bees awl birds awaken U beautv and og: hst wo shut the tender mother out, and r fue the gift of resurrecUtHt life which tho morning brings, and ding at -rise to the -deep which w o ,Utly repelled in the early darkness. Tuice every day (Jod -axs to us, Kct and life are mv gifts," and twice every dny wo puh them front it till we can m longer niist them. Tho two su eetet and niO't delicious hour of the dar ought to be tho hour of frilling aleep tnd the hour of awakening; and we make them b th hours of di-x-ouifort, even from our childhood. For there are two thing that nearly all people are reluctant to do go to bed at mght, and get up in the morning. No one per-on cm lay down rules for another s leep nnv more thnti ho can for another eating; for everv nature is a law unto it-elf; but there are vmie general principles of almost universal application. We put them here tersely for nu;or recollection: Night is the time for sloop; daylight is the time for activity. A healthy person " is his own best alarm clock. Do not waken your chil dren. If they sleep too lato in the morning it is heeau-e thev do not go to bed early enough at night. The early night hours are the best sleeping hours; tho early morning hours are tho be-t working hour. The be-t remedy for sleeplessness is a tired bodv (not too tired) and a trust ful mind. .Sleepless children are rare; for their bodies are ceaselessly at work and their minds do not worry. DiHerent natures need diiFerent meas ures of sleep; Humboldt is said to hive lived on four hours of sleep. Hut eight hours is a fair average; and ho who borrows from his -leep lor liis work bor rows at a frightful rate of interest, and of a usurer who will prove to be a verit able Shylock. Chrtttvin I'nitm. Tea-Table (.'osslp. Smir. of the new black sloe kin? have red band wo; en into them, so as to uiake them look as if cross-gartered j The big button, tho owl button, the , scallop shell or palmer's button, tho ; Watteau Lutton. hand painted on pearl. J ami the manv-tinted cut steel buttons , are some of tfui new sty lcs. j Honneti of white plush, with pearl , and silver faceted bead, white ostrich ' and graceful drapery of Spanish lace, j are shown for wear'at day receptions, the opera and the theater. j The daughter of a wealthy Turk is ( having her wedding otitlit made in j l'aris, and part of it is a gown of helio- I trope satin with a court train and a j trimming of velvet and point lace, and j a point lace apron and veil. j Tablecloths are becoming so rich and j beautiful that nobody will dare to use , them. One of the newest patterns is of j damask embroidered with peacocKs in three shades of blue silk ami with apple blossoms. It is valued at one hundred and fifty dollar.. Some" of the new trimmings are made with beaded braid, which imitates bead without their weight. 'I his braid con sists of tine round cord, wound around with a htripof tin"l or fine metal re sembling gold, silver or jetted beads. A mammoth bow of verv wide satin ribbon is now worn on the left side, just below the waist line. This gives a pretty finish to many simple toilets, especially when worn "with a rnull fichu. Three wide loops and two short ends form this square bow. The beaver and felt hats come in all colors. In place of the slightly rolled brim of last year these have straight flat rims, raise'd atone side with' a pom pon or bunch of feathers. They come in old gold and two colors- the outside of a light tint, tho facing of darker beaver. Some of the bonnets are almo4t bar baric in their rich materials aud tropical colored plumage. Among thy new and unique shapes arc the Charlotte Corday and the Monsignor, an imitation of an Italian Hishop's hat; and the caleche. a revival of the old-fashioned "calash;"' this last comes in beaver, and does not require any trimming but strings. A simple way to make raised worsted work is to take a hairpin or a stiff wire, bent in shape of a btraight hairpin, bend tho wires near or far apart, according to how high you want your work. Wind the worsted around the wires, the threads close, continuing until you have it as long as you want a single leaf or part of a flower. Now lay this on your cloth, or whatever you wih to put your work on. Sew through the middle, catching down each thread or worsted. Pull out the wire, cut in the middle of each loop on both sides, pick out with a pin until it all stands up round, then trim with scissors. Before sewing on it is best to draw the thread tight together, passing a thread around with your needle and fastening. For a rosebud, wind shaded worsted, the light at one end and the dark at the other; over this wind green, a few threads over the light and thicker over the dark, and you will have a shaded bud with a calvx outside. You can vary shadinganifsize according to taste. X. Y. Graphic m m 5ot in the Way. The hnmore of the stage arc oftttmes impromptu and entirely unforeseen. A reil mule was recently one of the at . tractions in the plav of the " Forty " Thieves" as produced in Virginia City, ' Nev. The reult is described by the Chronicle as follows: " No sooner hod Ali came oat of the cave with his bags of wealth, and at tempted to put them on the back of the beast, than he began his part of the performance. He let fly with his heels, kicked the shaving3 "(the supposed riches) out of the bags, kicked down the cavern, kicked down the whole for ' est, kicked down the wings, kicked the j end of the bass-viol, leaning against the ' stage, to pieces, smashed the footlights I and finally doubled up Ali by planting both feet'in the pit 01 his stomach. A I rope was fastened around him and he J was dragged offbr the united strength of the company.' "He sleeps where he fell," says a late ballad, which suggests that he most have been drunk. Our Young Headers. THK CASFfJSSS BUT AXP Ut AUK. Tnitit ft hnr. fer,M : ?- wm, jkl $ifc 4 trrv 4 T i to cr- T vjwsj Ts t' - rM" " " lcui'iMar4&trki ti , Ts m-e r nt w. ttar mnmt r ll nOM wmf"mm . wm wt r Wb 44ib !. Ss ' fcW1" t m4 k A of - md mU will , Tt" .wMM mwVU -! A t w mum f liiwj WnM TWf f-4 f 4-j-. . r Um. t. Wbotr Uf ! " Kj". ? t Tfc wkru j ft pt , rs- A4 cJmsm1 M4 Tt 1 ii 1 t4 m Mf Vr. WMk mrti Ufc a sj ViMf. Awi mil Ik xW tt $m4mmm lf . THI M al a mmUmt tfc mm TV. Mwrijtr fu m f W . TImiI MlWiil Mf JJ" ' M'W A4trr t-l lb .. mWt "fr" sJm).! !W -j Mii 11111 putt 4 " "I l n tfco f - It Ut V . MM & V i " H lava r IB to Kf " ' ' ;wyr i (. Ml A V I)WiiwiI. I MNXA'S lOMU.lNV "I think I'll Wave Wr al htrm it is so cool and 4ennnt. hm1 rU hoar her if sb crV M' to Wf 1 twi hostr. she at way d 4w li4l rosebud! Thro tvr wa a liwby Uk her!" Sobftb' rornK,, wiv ht tho f ntf dntMx w ith baby iyug lt asleep in It, Young Mr. Hall lod a mHHMt at the ds-or befre S4h U hr rsHH. nmi coiixnUtilatesl herdf at beinj; nnHy settled, for the had jwl moved to the il!age. "I will rml fr BtttH minutes, ami then dr4 for pp. d come down here to ,U by lly till h wakes.." Two hours later lh omjc mother woke with a start frtrt the mumI sit into which she had fallen " M hoby w:u her first thuglii. "bit he must be asleep, or 1 would hnu hrd her." Not a moment wa lt. for ihoMjjh he would not nek now ledge it t hVrlf. Mrs. Hall was very itneay. Ikwi h ran. saying, to reassure herself. What a nurvuus little w mucin I am! One would think thl was my tint baby instead of my third." As'nk teppl out on tho piazza it felt empty nnd deerted. and- where was the carnage? She ran around t the Kttehii Bridget hod heard her darting and taken her, carnage and all. "(iio tuc thebab. Bridget," ulie called. " Pm ready for her " " "the baby, mum' hure, I've nlvor hoard n sound of her but want this afternoon! She wan crying prett hnrd. but my hand wa in the dough, and I heard oti wheel her on the front piaxxa. and then she was quite quiet" Mr. Hall sank down on the steps. "O. Hridgot. it was uot mo! Ha by is gone'" Oh. shore von re filling, ntuui! WhoM take the babj ?" Tho poor mother could only burt into tears; then with a feeling that something mu.st Ihi douo. she sent Hridgot on one side and she went the other, to ak the neighbors if they hnd seen any one taking the Imby oil". Hut everv one had been sitting with elord blinds or slccpinc;. and uot one had heard or seen the darling. Poor little mother! It sccuiihI impoiblo to meet her husband and the two Ixiys. who wore eomiiiir homo that night after a lone; visit at grandmamma'. How the time wont by Mr. Hall never knew, till .John and the boy came and heard the dreadful tidlhgs. " " Hepoud upon it. you'll get her back," said .lolm, hoping no one would be so foolish us to mention Charlie Kom just then. "If shu were older il would be different, but she'll cry and raiso a nnv, and they'll bring her back. I'll have poter.s all over the village before nine o'clock, and we'll find her before morninir." Up and down the utreet nil were talk ing on the same subject " Thoo new people, you know, that have moved Into the Kirby cottage. They've lost their baby!" ""Why. shocking! How did It happen?" " Left it on the front piazza!" "Well! Who ever thought," etc, etc. The Halls might have lived for years in the village with hardly a friend, for it was noted as a place where strangers were treated in anything but n cordial manner, but her sorrow and agony drew out every one's tenderne. and each tried to comfort and help find the little one. Hut what comfort could one give? " I would no much rather sho had died." moaned tho poor mother. "Don't say that. Nellie." naid her husband. " I can't feel quite desper ate. She's fuch a cunning little morsel somebody that was baby-hungry has kept her awhile; but wc'll'get her back, please God. safe and sound." CHAITEIt 11. " If only we had a baby dolls ain't any j:ood. they're such make-believosr and Klla dragged her beloved Susv Ann by one arm through the dust as If ho despised her. "And we could wheel a baby In a carriage. Pshaw! there plenty of lia ble. that havtn't any mothers. Ma might get one of 'em." "But I don't believe she'd buy a car riage you know she never can afford anything nowadays." "I don't care! If I could find a baby that didn't belong to anybody. I'd take it home, and when mother once saw It she'd keep it" On trudged the two little girij. They were going nowhere in particular. Anna, the oldest, loved to stroll off to the newand prettier part of the village, and as Ella was Anna's devoted fol lower, she went on nnqucstioninglv. Suddenly both children stopped and listened. "It's a baby!" said Anna, en thusiastically. "It is. sure'a anything! And the poor little thing's crying! Let's find it" Following the sound, the children turned down a side street, and then saw that the sobs and cries proceeded from a pretty little baby carnage on the piaz za of the second house. "Poor little th'ngl Let's go and speak to her." said Ella. The baby; at sight of the two little sunbonnets, stopped crying and smiled, stretching out her hands. n Oh, the dear little thin"! Let's wheel her a little." Back alid forth the children rolled her. aad baby, soothed by the motion, dropped into an other doze. "Ella," said Anna, "I mean to take this baby home?' "Oh, Anna! 'Tain't yours:" Anna hail some uneasy questionings of her own, bnt she btitled them. "I don't care! The folks here don't want her, or they wouldn't leave bcr crvin" out on the stoop. She's a fondlin 1 dob'liever' - , x Ella had never heard of foundlings, but Anna's tone carried convtctwa with it "Anyhow we can jrat give her a little ride and bring her back. Ton see if anybody cared, thev wouldn t let us do th. Yon just lift the front wheels, and TH get her dowa on the sidewalk. There! Aia't she iust lovely? Aad what a pretty carriage!" tf ihr tbm't h fer " rwtl t t 9 Tm rfs J i" fear to &&. sir fctt J - All, Amm t" v tfte? hu S Mj i h V UW 1W; h4 itW Sis y Vfcy i ." h4-mM v4 -mutt. emt - . jWim mtm-mJi t ' c tem U4 iA4 - -I Hk ttvr irj4tt -"iS a -wrfnr 1 V i Y-4-" ima who ml hmmno. crtp4 tm MtU . , -(J. 4rt if mwthwf 4mmt fefc4 . A1 u" " . hAl m W vwry h ? ,. .mng Wt - 4 fxV at tf s .' U th ttini hh ' - 1 Mr K-! mm hsx aartma4hs. td what mwr lV r I had . rh ; th tc ! lft , ' fc kl ! J mup r wsf-. hfcv wts d r4 a1 ptt t ht asW-y m ! Wr hr y .-. Mr. K4 l'im " wi.n-4 mm fehT toik. V4 "' f . A. sm mi k mm . trrht to Jin. J v " kM"' ! tnm. ! tH thm I wiU v.- Wr itet tin " Mk Va . ir m brrr 44 frt. Ar ym r to St" Uh" ' Oh vs iwthar H wm a irrw ' h mih ln' W A4 -( only t tr. f 4 1 h fall lw.lW m i tv lW w X WH. wr Daly hwrrj (NT (io t (H5 ii the kUdrH. 10 bM rry- ' la ai hmvlMf; th tehv. ! A '" wU awar ( U m.hWl t t mm fr aiyU h t " , m Ih ir w-. " HjM h oh. llr virr as4tir fl ht, anl .stUf a hn wait .! wt !. such hMwt he m 4?rb.l hssr- mother. At almt ovwrv rmt 1 or the other mmht thUW tlsf m s ' grav lHHse or n big . -wnlV, so the IMmed imI trtM.l UU they were fniriy lovhlrL ftw-l l )twl. after wnlkJiig ir Kvrlr tA hir. ! Vhey narhNi bo-, and wkh tvt vr tohl th4r iiMilmr Uty vmmi n. j (bid th rijcht Jwu. ' The hobv was ahep ga. nnd Mrs I K.HHI. withsMit waUjf to cvo Ih . hd 1 drvti their ssper or onl hrsjlf. Mrtrl fMii. Me In.jiured of .avofttl Hfl tp. ' they had heard of a bt baby. UmI th ! wre nt the very further end f ih j twn. and the news had not rom-hd ; them. f : Tim pnjMir onmo out U tnorniw ! Pll advert,' thought the widow, nnd ' then hurried to the oilleo of the ih- enil ttnii A'm. As shu tfttlerod a gentiemAn was.-Hii- luir out " I II pa? Uuuoio. nw im mluir. "tohavothe poster an ove,j the villngo by nine o'ele 1 ptsim. U...! in wlte. who t half eraV - "Oh. dfr" rried Mr. KwhI. "Ul her lmb ? ' Yon", tlo you know anything?" " I have It safe and sound. "Thank Jod' Come home with ir --nnd seizing Mr lined hand, M- ,1 Hall thntst her lnU a enrrlne. and o dered the uoaohman to drive full jm1' for home. In another half hour Mr. Hall wa standing between tho two penitent liti'e girls, with her baby in her arm. Mr Hall ami Mm. Uel would hnre pun Ishod Anna, but Mr. Hall lnwtod thst bIi was as much to blniiie for Jeov 1 her baby on the front top. and that TV wiii pmilhitotit enough for the enr little girls to have their "fondlin". taken from them. ?' Tho happy father nnd mother lr awake almol all night. to oxeitud to sleep, and there in the dnrkne Mi J Hall told Id wife that he was goslig to brlng home a nurse for baby. "Uh. John, if you'll only trit tnu ngaln! Pm nurse enough. I don't like 11 grent Irish girl you can't trint them." "Oh, I don't mean an Irish girl, mr dear." said John, with a quof wiuile' which in the darkness his wife oouM not o. , niArrnit nt. "I wan't a dog I ean trust -that has been trained to watch a thing, aud hM let any one but it owner tottoli it" "J. "Ere your hnnimnll A holtur rlU tor never was found. Watoh that, I)ah!" said the dog fttiivtor. throwing glove, on the ground. "Now. sir, yoi try to pick that up," "Mr Hall stooped, but a fierce, low growl, evidently with plenty of bt be hind it, warned him off. "Take care of that till I ow barkT Dah," and tie two loft the df nhm. Afterasaunterthnmgh thi building th? came back to find Dash witting motion- "" less beside the glove. "Is he fond of children. "Yes, sir but most of all a baby im see. he was brought up with a baby, sir. They were oor folk, but it most killed 'cm to soil Dash, only I poW Z. good price for turn, aud they n'I4 nionc badly." "S hat do you ask?" "Seventy-live dollars." After a little bargaining Mr. Hall walked off. and that evening babr ws shown her new nurse. Mamma and the boys were delighted, while por Dash reemed to think his first baby had y come back, and barked and whined for joy. s AH through the hot arnrar babr took her naps on tho shady ptn-ua. but cIo bv her carrinnr nv lii.r Lt I4nk 1 dog, and no tran?er dare Meo near ivjiijg uijaoi. 1 wo nwie girw, though, often came and played with the d&lT and baiiv nnl Annn ml t-'IK lru many a happy afternoon with "Anna , Fondlin'." a Mr. Hall called babyJ j ieue tiopc lsAytirtl, in f.znmtncr ani ! ChrxmicU. Anclcat Ei presses A wcix-K.nowrx mean of sending news rapidly. In a country with sueh bad roaLs as Greece, wm br trainel. j runners; thus we are told that Itnllp pides, a profesuonal courier, ran from ; Athens to Sparta to beg for aid. jest j before Marathon, arriving at the latter city at the end of the second ilar; and this was a distance oHJne hundred and fifty miles. The constant gymnastic training in which Greek and epeekdlr Spartan soldier kept themselves m&T ab.ed whole armies to make verv rapid forced marche. In the preent m- 8taoce, the Spartan srmv, though fcw to start, yet when it did march, per formed the distance in three dar- the old Chajeur de Vin-ennei ani picked light troops of the French armj were traiaed to make swift marches by , yD one either side of a cavalry wmier wnose stirrup leathers they caught hold of. TbU, we believe, or sometbiaglilus it, is stiU kept upamong the zouaves. The epide of the r'wT Cros9" ia the "Lady of tU Lake, shows how quickly a d'alxu " awy be aroused by a well-organized system of rnnatag niesen'ers. indeed, the swiftaess of rumor isas proverbial asitsesaggeratioB. Lady Duff Gordon. m her voyage up the Mle, found that the sews of her approach iavarbjily oautripped her aaovemeaU, rapid they were. W (