if5V1 ' - . - -.j- s-j -" ?v M t Mil II ,? THE RED CLOUD CHIEF. V. L. THOMAS, F-l!ttr. RED CLOUD, " - NEBRASKA. OUR DREAM. Perchance to wen It may not be given To know things real from thinpi that seem; If living on tlie earth trc dream of Heaven, Why, thcn,I hold It better to dream. Let us dream on 'mid the Fplendid shadows That make existence a gladsome thing; The dim, deep woods and the flowery mead OWH, Where fairies frolic and the skylarks sing c Where bright shapes linger, and angel faces Glow in thclcam of a"vlsioned day; And o'er the upland, on grassy spaces. Fond livers wander, fair children play. Let ns dream still, then, nor try to sever Thiugfl that are real from things that seem ; Let us Hlumber on forever and ever, And know no waking from life's glad dream. Good Jfords. TEE WASP AND THE BEE. In a garden sweet and fair. Once a bright and busy pah. Held a brici conversation on a lily. " 3ir. Wasp," remarked the Jtee, " Your maneuvers puzzle me. You must either be a lazy rogue, or silly. ,fcIn the school where you were taught, Was the fact before you brought That our time is equivalent to money? Xow for days and days we've met 'Mid the pinks and mignonette, But you never seem to carry any honey 1" Said the Wasp: " You mako me smilo With your blunt, outspoken style, You have many things to learn, I must de clare; For a thousand sunny hours You've been pumping at the flowers, And you never dreamed of poison being there. " From the phlox and columbine, itleediug-neart and eglantine, Soon your treasury of honey-comb you fill ; While I, coming in your wake, From the self-same blossoms take All the rankest sort of poison 03 the gill. " Let me whisper In jour ear: I have found while roamini; here Over garden, over orchard, over Held, That the fairest growths of flowers Which adorn these haunts of ours, The most deadly kind of poison often yields." " Hless my stlngl" exclaimed the Bee, " Kvcry day we live to see Will some wonder carry with it, I suppose. Who would think a nauseous drug Could be stored away so snug, In the heurt of such a blossom as a rose?" And, with that it flew away, To a field of blooming hay, On the buttercup and daisy to alight; While the Wasp f-ct out to lind Something suited to his mind, And was soon in a camclia out of sight. ralmer Cox, in St. Xicholat for March. MAT'S LUCK. "It's just my luck! "said Mat. "Con found it I" He walked gloomily to the window and looked out on the vivid green of tho croquet lawn, on white and red roses clustering about tho porch ; on the old rector, tending his favorite geraniums in the distance, amid a blaze of sunshine and glow of color. Mat longed to be with him the somber room seemed to be as oppressive as a cage. He threw open the French windows, drew a long breath and thrust his fin gers into the pockets of his shooting coat, falling naturally into a careless, lounging attitude peculiar to him. The fingers came in contact with a note and idly brought it to light. It was ad dressed, in a woman's handwriting, to "Matthew Curtis, Esq., M. D." A grim smile played about that gentle man's lips as he reflected how nnsuited was that formal superscription to the jo vial, reckless good-for-naught, known to rich and poor for miles around as young Mat Curtis. With a listless air he drew forth the brief inclosure. His face darkened as he perused it. "Miss Agnes Bellue would bo glad to have a few minutes' conversation with Mr. Curtis." c 'Lover-like very ! ' commented Mat, with sarcastic emphasis. Another glance at the delicate paper and the firm square handwriting, the dark look hardening the while, until the character of the face seemed completely altered. "Look at it!" quoth Mat. "Her hand never trembled; there is not a wavering stroke! Why, most girls would cry their cye3 out while writing such a note as that to their lovers!" He crushed the oflendincr missive into a crumpled ball as ho spoke, and ad dressed a few more unapostolic exple tives to the fair sunshine expletives peculiarly unbefitting a clergyman's study, or the hearing of the young lady who noiselessly entered in time indis tinctly to catch them. Young not more than twenty, per haps but with a serene and queenly grace of movement, a gravely beautiful f ace an air just now of haughty dis gust. . "Pardon me," she says, icily, "so interesting a conversation with your self is probably of a confidential na ture." Mat turns with a flaming face, a quick, denrecatine: ffesture. acourtfinna. nnoin. getic bow and speech that somehow in their confused humility stamp him as a gentleman. " I trust, indeed, you did not hear it. I earnestly crave forgiveness if vou did!" J She contemptuously dismisses the matter with the slighest wave of a little iewcledhand. Cold, hard, proud, she looks, and her words have a clear-cut articulation suggestive of newly clipped coins. " I sent for you." " xes," answers Mat, defiantly. His penitence is dying away the dark, hard expression is returning. "Just my luck ! " it seems to repeat. "To beg an answer to three ques tions," continues Miss Bellue. Mat bows, thrusts his hands into the deep shooting-pockets once more, and resumes the careless, lounging attitude. -Have you entered your name, not withstanding my protest, as a gentleman-rider for the autumn steeple chases?" "Yes." "Have you, in truth, gone back to the old habit of dropping into the '.Barleycorn' two or three nbzhts in the wee to" (how superb was the ring of scorn in her voice!) "drink ale and smoke in company with the boors there?" " Yes," repeats Mat, sturdily. " Is it, indeed, true that, on leaving that inn last night, you involved your self in a poaching aflray,actually knock ing down a keeper and helping one of inepoacners to escape r" , "Yes," said Mat, with a kind of sul len despair. Miss Bellue draws something from her white fingers, and holds it out. Mechanically Mat's hand comes out of the shooting-pocket and grasps it. It is a woman's engagement ring. They look at each other, a curious contrast in. me two laces, uers com posed, calm, haughtily indifferent. His blankly astonished, angry, agitated, by turns. "Not not that, Agnes!" he pleads, huskily. The serene beauty, the quiet determi nation of her face answer him. " Can you not make allowances?" he cried. "Can you not understand that mad young blood like mine must find some excitement greater than mixing pills, and powders,and lotions, or creep ing through sick rooms all day?" It is pitiful to see how he watches her while he speaks, and notes the same fix ed, mute, changeless answer: " At least, let me explain. I can do so to your satisfaction, Ithink,Ihope!'' he says, dubiously. "Iteturn it to your finger, and re serve judgment till you hear the de fense ! " And he holds he ring towards her, with a great, ciumsy hand that trembles somewhat. Still no audible reply. A faint shake of tho head, a look of polite increduli tythat is all. "Do you not care?" he asks. His appealing eyes search her face. It does not change. Beautiful, imper turbable,the sentence written there never varies. His unsteady fingers drop the ring, but he let it lie, half buried in a fleecy rug. Then, with a set, stern look, he sets his foot upon it, bows slightly and walks from the room. He leaves the house, passing the win dow to gain the road, and looked neither to the right nor to the left. His head is erect, his hands are out of the loose pockets. For once (startling transformation), young Mat Curtis looks positively dignified. Ana as ne vamsnes as startling a transformation takes place in the room ho has quitted. Miss Bellue proves herself a woman and not a queen, by a series of actions essentially feminine. First, she rescues the bent love-token from the floor; then she kisses it and cries over it; then she locks it away carefully in a writing-desk; then she rushes up stairs to watch her lover out of sight from an upper window. For a quarter of a mile or so she watched him, a retreating figure, grow ing smaller and smaller in the distance. He never once looked back ; the regular march of his steps never faltered; a turn of the road hid him from sight. Miss Bellue sat down on the floor a most undignified position and cried till her pretty eyes were red and swol len. "It is all over!" she moaned "all over!" "Fire! Fire!" Mat sprang from his bed, and with prqfessional expertness struck alight, tumbled into some clothes and rushed from the house. No need to ask whence the alarm proceeded; the fierce pillar of flame and tho red glow in the sky were beacons towards which he ran at headlong speed, with one thought in his mind, " I pray 10 nuayen it may not dc tne rectory 1 " " Where is it?" he shouted to two la borers, fagging along as swiftly as heavy boots and ponderous habits of progress ion would let them. " Fearmer Joyce's, sur." "Farmer Joyce's! Thank heaven! The next house to the rectory, but not near, enough to endanger it!" Mat's suspense gave place to a thrill of almost pleasurable excitement; it was his "mad young blood" asserting itself. Dashing through a gateway, he almost ran over a girl, bareheaded, wringing her hands in impotent anxiety. It was Miss Bellue. "Go back at once," commanded Mat, curtly. " Tut on a hat and the thickest shawl you have." The panic-stricken girl obeyed. Not till afterwards did it occur to her he had no right to issue such instructions. When she returned it was to find Matthew Curtis, Esq., M. D., in the center of a burning pig-stye, pitching out squeaking, half-roasted porkers." "Just my luck!" ho grumbled, ex amining his scorched fingers. "If they had been babies, now, I might have gained some crodit at the same risk." "The stable is a-fire, sur ! " "What!" shouted Mat. He did not wait for the information to be repeated. An ardent lover of horseflesh, it was an appeal to his sympathies that sent him round intervening out-building3 in a state of breathless suspense. It was true. The stable was on fire ; the horses wero screaming with terror; two or three rustics were making ex cited and fruitless attempts to drag tnem out attempts tne resisted with all their appearance was of a man who had sus tained a terrible fright. Mat touched his arm gently. "What is it, father?" Doctor Curtis' lips moved twice be fore any sound issued ; then he uttered but one word : "Cholera!" Upon Mat's face there came a faint reflection of his father's fears. The scourge had been raging with frghtfal violence in distant parts of England. They had talked of It often, dreading its approach, trusting it might pass by this pure, healthy village. No ; the next day three cases wero re ported and one death. The rival prac titioner, Mr. Bennett, a man of good private means, fled with hiswife and family. Mat and "the old" doctor" were worked almost to death. No need of bar-parlor discussions, or approach ing steeple-chases, or poaching affrays now to quiet the mad young blood. Mat went from house to house with a grave face, and a cheerful, kindly,hope ful word for every poor.terrified wretch, who shuddered at his own fears. Then his father was stricken, "the old doctor." Poor "old doctor!" When the evil he had dreaded really came to him, seized upon him, he grew brave and strong. " Nonsense, lad !" he said, when Mat tried to spesJc encouraging words from a sinking heart. "I have no stamina; I could not expect to live mnch longer in the ordinary course of nature. Don't blink the truth, boy. I shall be glad to dio in harness." Miss Bellue watched the funeral pro cession from that same upper window she had once before put to a similar use. Very contrite was Miss Bellue in these days. A horrible dread had taken pos session of her with the first report of cholera in the village. She fought against it; she hated herself for it; she tried to drag herself to tho beds of the sick poor; out trembling limbs refused to carry her. It was constitutional phy sical cowardice; and every gossiping talc of Mat's calm heroism increased her self-aba ement and her love and admiration for that unconscious gentle man. His father's death gave him double work, but he did not spare himself. Ho snatched food, rest, sleep when and how he could, until the epidemic died out almost; then as the last case was in a fair way of recovery, he sickened. "My luck has changed," said Mat, with a smile. " I can be spared now tho work is done." .- s Miss Bellue heard the news the same hour. A housemaid to whom she had done some little kindness ran off to the rectory to tell her. Mis3 Bellue gave an order or two and went straight to her father's study. 0 " Papa, Mat is stricken now." " Bless my soul!" said the lioctor, in groat excitement. "Poor lad poor lad!" " I have told Jenkins to put the horses to the brougham and the house keeper to get the green bed-room ready." "Eh?" said the old gentloman look ing very bewildered. "And you must fetch Mat," explain ed Miss Bellue, calmly. " uut but" " He shall not be left to the nursinjr AX AMATKUK MESMERIST. What Cam f II U Kxprimnt at a fixi able ta Otar ETcalaff. From the Chicago Tribune. At a small party up in the Western Division, one night last week, a highly oom!o young man said early in the even- twice, but dashed oat of the home like I HOSK 15TEXEST9. a ninawav fl.h nt llcrhtnin' nnt itnnJ ping to put on hi hat or overcoat, and, Tamoca McMjmrx. ? cap of Up! tUf-d at C MtiUndjp, few day1 ago. trt lUm&or), a ler . recdTxJd by Mr T00W. th?n'Misr. Ma. . and ined as he was going through the gate, nus 5 oca; soak la milk or water overate-!; by the myifrKr ytma;? nvuT f.ith-r, plump Into the officer who was asswer-1 la the morning pet it os to boil, adding who by ,oro mt&m kvl tears! h ingthc call. a little milk at a Urac oatil it become ra whernarKxit., xtn rrtt fene You scoundrel " ertd tha officer, at of tbe conniitcacT of cream : add Talks Mr. Tooker aad MU Ward to tt xhmr ing that be had a bully idea for bavinz thev rolled over each other, "surrender, of 5 cgs; sweeten to taU", flavor deli influence toward rwn hw rtptma U some fun at the expense of a quiet and or I'll blow your brains out with rov cately ; when cold cover with a meringue hl home- Th 7rrr r a a7rr inoffensive guest of tbe sex to which we club," and he took hold of Smith with of the whites of the egjc. no longer, aad tho jms . yt?dls; owe our milkmen and fathers, who was so determined a grip that he tore uverr Cukomic Acip ro Waxts.TM u th dwire of hi tArfu, ft! ? expected later. ; button off of his shirt and wahtcoai. " cid is said by good authority to bo bet- CambriIp. wiT H i kvr Mr. there tcr for the care of warU than ifco mine l.rreneo tnu.-rsr-w (, ty Tell vou what we'll do." said he. I was roimr f or tho doctor- m . - -. -i m . r" - w - - bubbling over with mirth as he spoke, . a rajnnjr maniac in that hoce." rasped acid ordinarilr usd. Thnro or four "I'll mesmerize Jones make him stand ' Smith ; " lemmc go." ' applications ?aOJc to caa the dlp- on his head, and think he is a tea-kettle, I 4 O, that's too thin," contcrapluoa- pcarance of the wart, however larga it and so on. It'll be awfully fanny. Iv ly replied the policeman; " whnt are may b?, and tho only Inconvenience U octu uatiug a mh.c cawoucuw iu lues- 1 ou giving mcr uome aiong xnio me inai ine upoi 1 wraporanij pi a outc mensm laieiy, ana 1 can no 11 just as nou.e, anu let's see how PrtJJ. X Veritable Jlw lUn4or. easy as borrowing $5." They all said it would be a great joke and too funny, and so on, and when soon alter tho un suspectirg Jones arrived they turned the conversation as u accidentally upon manv spoons you have about you." So ho dragged his captive In, giving him a hearty shake at every third step, and when tho front door w.os opened. he found Jones seated, clothed in his ih-brown color. Tho application canvas neither pain, suppuration, nor cicatrices. Scotch Short Hkeap. t pound flour, '2 pounds shortening (half Ian! and half butter), 1 rrx. and .wt much , - .- -, nut iwu vufrM-.i, a , mesmerism, ana mo unsuspecting ones right mind, conversing on tbe weather, milk ai would fill an egg-shrll; beat said he didn't think there was much " Explanations were made to the officer, wcjj tv-ethcr, and add to the flour and in it. "O, you don't, eh?" said the and then Smith borrowed a new collar and some pins, repaired his damages, Wh butter, with 1 pound fine sujrar; then with our hand work tbe whole until It Mr. William C. I'adrrwood.tfe Urn Ic pilot of tho III f!-d C3f A Donnelly, which borncd to ihtt wtr' rd twJow Calm !wt frid'VT cv. rridfc in ocr uwr city of NTpr.rd reached ht homo en MonroonUt Strxi yesterday morning. Uoriajf ike x h wt called on by an A'n-fwtWr refuctr-. to whom h thn foWmi ! mont of what ho kwr abottt Um burn ing of tho boat- SaW hn Js4art.'y highly . oomic young man, who, for the purpo.10 and went home, after vainly endeavor- joftenouirh to roll out on vour baklm:- wlKaY wtK:s '"J wtbwwk.wp-t of argument, we shall call Smith ;' ing to leave an impression upon tbe board about half an inch thick ; cut in- ko IWaHj wa aW o wJl l "now, I've been experimenting a little company that it was a put-up job be- to any fonn you may wbh; pinch the Jw Cairo, at Iland 1, an alrw r in these things, and there's a goo i deal t ween him and Jones to contribute to bdge with your finger and thumb and rp Wiv mnfd. and I wa oriocil u in it. Now, I think I could mesmerize the eveninsr's amusement. Jones is not .. land tho boat. Wc wwf ue a U of those ignorant servants," she insist ed resolutely. "He shall be brought here or I will assuredly go to him." The Rector had yielded to her all her life. He shook his head in sore per plexity. "Are you not afraid, dear?" A peculiar smilo lighted her pale, beautiful countenance. "Not now." A similar question was almost the first one put by Mat in a convalescent state. "Were you not afraid, darling?" "Perfect love casteth out fear," she rejoined, softly. One of Charlotte Cnshmnn's Last Appearances. poor animals might. A little idly and de- crowd of men looked on spairingly. "Jim, run into the barn and get three or four empty sacks and a rope. Quick!" "Yes, sur." By drawing a sack over each animal's head and neck, thus blindfolding it; by passing a rope round the forelegs and setting strong arms to haul, and by a little organization of brave but until then ill-applied effort, a rescue was ef fected. All the horses were saved ex cept one poor brute smothered by tho smoke. Farmer Joyce came up, with a grimy hand extended in honest gratitude : "Thank you kindly, sir. I don't mind for the ricks and the buildings they are all insured; but it went to my heart to hear them poor brutes scream." Mat gave his left hand tho right hand was bound up with a handker chief. The old rector joined them.Miss .dciiuu leuumg on ms arm. " The danger is over now, Joyce. I think. Mat, come across with me." Mat glanced at the averted face of the young lady, and misconstrued it. She was, in truth, ashamed to meet his eyes. The contrast between his coolness and courage and her physical cowardice humbled her. She had come down from that pedestal of propriety from which she had presumed to judge him so harshly, but he did not suspect it. "I have burnt my hand and arm slightly just my luck ! " said Mat. " I must go home at once to dress them." He took off his hat as he spoke, awk wardly enough, with the left hand, and turned away. " He is a fine fellow, Agnes, that lov er of yours,' ' said the rector ; " but his manner is rather abrupt to-night. What uiis mmr" " Never mind, papa never mind." Tbore was a kind of wail in Miss Bellue's voice. "A lovers' quarrel," thought the rector, sagely. "Then my attitude must be one of dignified neutrality my poucy non-intervention ; ana ne laugh ed quietly to himself at the conceit. Mat was dressing his burns in the sur gery when the outer door opened and his father entered. " Hallo, dad! Who called yon up? It was my turn to-night." It should be explained that "young Mat Curtis" and "the old doctor" were partners. "The old doctor" made no renlv. He sat down in a low chair, and began to fan himself with a broad straw hat Mat, looking up in surprise, saw that he was ghastly pale; that his eyes had a look of horror in them j that his whole One of Charlotte Cushman's positive ly last appearances on the stage was in Boston, and much ado was" made over the presentation of two bronze figures on the last night of the engagement. The secret of that affair is told in the Boston Traveller, by tho man who con ducted it He savs that he was emnlov- ed by the late Arthur Cheney, manager of the theater, to devise some means of arousing public interest. The idea of a testimonial was discussed, and Miss Cushman made out a list of persons who she thought would give money for the purpose. All of them but one.how ever, refused to contribute, and it was with great difficulty that 500 was se cured. The intention had been to raise $1,500. " The presentation was made," the writer continues, "and, as I thought, the matter was ended. On the follow- iug luonaay mornmsr, nowever. 1 re ceived a message from Miss Cushman requesting me to call. On entering the room, Miss Cushman's first salutation was, Who was responsible for that gift on Saturday night?' 4I was.' didn't you know I had reduced copies of those bronzes at my villa at Newport?' I did not.' Well, I have, and I wish you to see if you can't have those that were presented on Saturday night turned into something in silver, or else get me a cash equivalent for them, for I don't want them ! " ' The figures were there fore exchanged for a suver pitcher and salver. n An Eventful Career Ended. you if you'd let me try." " Ob, dear Mr. Jones," cried all the young ladies with one accord, " please do let him mesmerize you ; it will add so greatly to the eclat of the evening," and Mr. Jones consented to be mesmer ized if it would afford them any pleasure Rather to his own surprise and greatly to every oho else's, after a few passes Mr. Smith saw his victim pass into the magnetic slumber, and then tho fun be gan. The unfortunate Jones was made to believe he was a terrier backed to kill 100 rats in 10 minutes, and so to engage in a fearful combat with his teeth with a pile of ottomans and sofa cushions; and then was turned into a locomotive-engine, and went up and down the room blowing off steam and tooting danger-signals; and then be came convinced that he was a sensa tional lecturer, and split his coat clear up the back while trying to illustrate the oppressive calm that broods upon the Dead Sea; and compelled to recite poetry and play tho flute on a ruler.and perform many other interesting and un usual feats to tho immense delectation of the audience, so that every one laugh ed till his or her sides were sore, and one tender-hearted damsel remarked that it was a shame. Finallly, the' left the unfortunate young man possessed of the hallucination that he was a torn cat, keeping patient watch over the register, from which he expected a mouse to is sue, while they discussed what to make him do next. " I guess we've had about fun enough out of the poor cuss," said Smith, mag nanimously; "'Sposel take him out of his magnetic slumber?" So he called "Puss! Puss!" and Jones came obedi entlyUo him on all fours, and rubbed against Smith's legs and purred con tentedly. " Now, 'J said Smith, "observe that I will make a few passes in the reverse way, and thus release him from the con trolling influence of my mind and dispel the magnetic slumber in which he has been the unconscious agent to minister to our mirth and amusement." So he made a few passes, but Jone? did not come out of his trance; on the contrary, he glared wildly around the room, a'nd ran hi3 fingers through his hair, and, tearing off his coat, howled, "Thim Chinese must go, and if the ly ing, lecherous parasites and bloodsuck ers of the Associated Press dissipate any more of their slimv. convulsive, and hellishly malignant lies " " Why, ho thinks ho's Dennis Kear ney!" exclaimed every one, aud they looked in surprise at Smith, who, how ever, retained his presence of mind.and, though badly surprised, said: "You see I stimulated his bumps of eloquence and causation, as I may say; now, how evor, I will disinmaffnetizo him for good." So he made a few more passes, and Jones set off walking at breakneck pace down the room, yelling, "This is the 2,697th quarter bet a bonanza mine to a banana I win." Smith looked somewhat more serious, and every body said, " Why, how singu lar!" and some of the guests remarked, " Smith, why don't you take him out of the magnetic plumber at once? He'll upset the furniture." "I will," exclaimed Smith, and made several more assorted passes, finally seizing Jones and shaking him violent ly, with the exclamation, "Hi! there! looked unon atortisent as nnitt! as crecn ' 4 as inuv 100K mm to 00, anu is uccmcuiy the social lion of the neighborhood. XOKH.NK MIRAGE. Itrilliant Rshitiltlon of thellivnomnon In Minnesota. From the St. 1'iiul l'ioneer-lrvt. We have had some still, clear, and very cold nights this winter, followed by brilliant dawns, which havo been pecu liarly favorable to tho display of the ro markable phenomenon commonly known here as "morning mirage." Dwellers on the prairies who are up be times, looking to any point of tho com pass but the north, seo on fcucji morn ings shortly before sunrise a much more distant horizon than usual. Miles and miles of country ordinarily cut off from the viow by rising ground or bolts of timber will be raised, as it were, abovo the obstacles. Towns and other prorai- To Dkstkot Inskcts on Plants. 'Take of quassia chips 3 ounce, lark- ; spur-secd 5 drams ; boil tho-o together , in 7 pints water until the decoction U , reduced to 5 pints. When the liquid U I cooled it Is to be strained, and ued with ia watering-pot or rtnge, as may bj ' most convenient. This is a most excel : lent method of destroying insect on plants, without injury to tho latter. It is recommended by the highest author ities. IJatOWN Soi'iv Take cold roa.it bcf or fowl, cover it with cold water, let this simmer for 2 hours, then take out the meat and strain the liquid. Havo chopped fine equal part ot celcryroot anil cabbage. Add to each quart of liquid 1 cupful, 2 tablcapoonjuli of pearl barley, 1 tablespoon ful of chop . ped parsley, 1 small carrot cut lint', 2 small potatoes sliced tine. Let lhi. boil j hour. 1 hen auu 1 wen beaten Oirg ilk 7 . . . an, -i anu ' taujcspooniuis 01 sweet iu iiuiomui sullies away aro no longer thickened with browned flour. Mako invisible but are clearly revealed with lhb . small dumpling. and drop In. all that lies between them ami the spec-, ThlH h w 5 . yfo imui. j.u wiuuuws way uu cuuuivu in houses which at other times can no mnrn rm cnmi tfmn 4 thntr nnf ot lw WVIU Ws J.l fcti a vuui VfV.AU tw uiu .,..-,... antipodes, and near objects, usually y,, FlslI.Tako Rny nico flshf just within tho range of vision, soom to -x ,, rftmoVR thl, llflni ntf, nhnn ' r tirAMvht til slfarv n tli innM " I ucuivuKuiiuumuujgi. na iuu 9iiii a ,:.!...... K1 ..-..,.l.. ..,.. . H.. .:.l. mliluic 01 tho rWttr, ami l taMmt!.7 pulled for tho Kontiwkr ln. 1 ;r night tw very dark and I rmU eo bi. a ohtarv Ur, and iwnm U dara: r inictuiflrrd by tho dQ m? which roiled up around th jHtat-kcm and cnvironod it Uk a black cJkj I stayed at tha weol a Umg a I uu! 1 without choking, and nrktlc l my pi I could hear th jajujjjor rrt rai pitroudy, l,aad hor kuwl hoc A noun a 1 wat certain that Uio bowl Iwul struck tho shorn I Hilled tW i&rNard unglno-boll ami loft Ai 1 cam not at tho pilot-houo tho mko wn 90 tblrk that I could hardly m.hi a foot in tromi i m I xnanagl With dtuictiliy to . r tho tcxa to th wheal -houae, ad ilnro down the back stop- to tho IjuIum ciabtti There l met my partner, William At tonborough, ant two clmmfewmmfcU. The iirw wa then npnmdlag fat anil had completely cut otf nil HVwf u the bow of the boat. I UM ir m panion. to get llfo-proorvora, nmi I ran into the cabia to get who for mvlf. but the amokc drov tun back. 1 iwulo a I nttiimn! luif I w afnla flliiit .K- t .,rr ,M 1 nnnn frt.wl .r.. ' "Otll attempt, bU in butter and 2 tablespoonfuls of tomato Th chambonnal.h wow more lurtawau nun xi.iu orunw uioiunur? & vwt iwem n -w- -wvwa v KulnroHln Tiwffnlt '-i flik orb rises above tne horizon the vision ,Hnmll onn i,:lV0Jnbout aiujva wjiuw n. 11 uuti 11 lasvuii a iunu ..,, 1 ,.r.....i. . r.u M'-i... 1.1 uh.;hi'viiiiuu3 .v- iitti. j nvu i immimkil:- Wit a 1 one much . .-!.. 11 .1. ..!. .. 1 1 II ,, t . 1. iuigui.:-M:cLuiuuj;ua uriUK wan, wuicu ,!Uh nn.l l..itfi.r it. thou lv in !vr f form an lm- 1 . . .1 . . . .. . in the brightest noon will penetrable barrier to his viow. An ex planation of this phenomenon is not, so far as I am aware, to be found in our text-books on physics. Tho one gener ally given of tho mirage of tbe desert explains very little of what is seen there, and is wholly inapplicable to tho morn ing mirage of northern latitudes. The following explanation, which is based upon laws observed in connection with to lump into the river. One of them said, "Uroat (Jod! 1 am go?!' aad then t prang into tho water Tho other slid down thu outnliloof tho vrhoolWum into tho river. Ho b worn plrkwl wp ly a yawl. Mr. Altenboroogh jumped lt: tho river and swam ashore. 1 vnww-d until thu nhuid quit turning hfr I ..11.. I .,. .....I.. !.. I . ... . . niralnv .n.l rm?n Mf. ! .! .u.nAr ' "U " IU IHU Ww i W fc through your bread-crumbs. I-t lump ' fT' l h?u , U? T'lT of butter over tho top, a very alight l hfn il) lh. wf.,,r TL ,,M m,t grating of nutmeg, J pour over f.ll n'?v hw. f:tr CV"1 Fi? , !2T K!" r. -"' L. m. ... , fi.-ctlv cool, anil wter takinir in Uk - MntruL i:ri'jiiii tir virrv ncn mine. 1111 i . ' . .. - ni noarlv in th.i ton link., in n nni.a- ftUo. l aMr ft drilt-pilu ovon till it has a nice, rich brown crust. bre.ul-cnimlH, then a layor of flsh, end ing with tho bread-cnimb?. Mix your To Kkki Hkefstkaks.- thu usual -Havo thu thlck'nav. tl,r.W.ir, thoirv f Vutht tTr t,orn ' BtCaka CUt about fore, be new and interesting- to soma of . ,ix. together some salt, sugar, and some . finely powdered saltpeter. In an earth- i call-' cn !ir av ,l "t5 :in,l sprinkle it with Lhlri mixtnrft? nut 1111 Mni!linr , 1 --- .. ., ' Ct...T.ftf llifi .Jntr.. .. .a piiiiiniu kiiu cauiu io and before, and over your readers: "Morning mirage" is what cd "terrestrial refraction" cxtraordi narily increased by coincidence of con uitions atmospli nnil ttin ltttitmln ia cn fit- cmitl, flint ihn mm risi'A mniillv. nmn in winfr a f WT 'or a long time. Vou can Uiku it the end of a still night, with the ther-, oul ho1 Ul ll.10 ,u"al wnv-, 1 1' ? mometer some degrees below zero, the ' ver Si0 rcc?lPl fo,r i,coP,10 ,who !Ivo atmosphere is not only at its greatest aw:i? from c,l,es- Do not Icl ,l freejw density, but it probably retards the pas- Clkanixo a Huussku Caki'KT. Ah sage of liirht in other wavs unknown to 'hQ season is now approaching when ns only to be met with whore tho ,?" lu.,lP1.,n0 Wlth a, 'VToght on jsphero is very cold, drv' and clear, i L , .f IW Wl fo.lla br,no ot lt ow'. the latitude is so far south that the ! and V,e ,U,eat W,.U kccI awcct in th r;at n,m,n ,.r. in ,; a i way for a long time, lou can Utke it sg I aw a drift-pilu nbimt l lt off. I thought thu currur.t hail bm ut off by the bout' bow, wi I Uk lt my shoe. anl my overcoat nml )rnHg into thu river. I had hardly gt ImU tho water boforo 1 found th rurront very swift and strong, and &m tett ikM 1 wits going undor. Jut a I wiw bMjt to wink tho watchman of the boat, who ww on xhorv, ran out to tho xfjfo of thn drift ami contrived to raich mo aad pull mo out of tho water on to lb drift. Io thh man I am indebted fur uy ht. I had no n;r gottuit 011 .ihur Uutn a crowd of pcoplu rollucted .ilnmt mm u-I ling me that I h.nd savoil thmr livi tuul wanting to know what Umy tMtM fr mo. I wan 90 cold nml chilled tkiU I could scarcely onk. wnir wtak?k JIf . s t - .'- James C. Slocum died in Bryan (O.) County Jail a few days since, where he was confined on a charge of getting money by false representations. He was taken there from Hannibal, Mo., where he was under arrest for bigamy, having married a widow. He had a wifo and three children living in this city, and they are here now. He married first in Michigan over 20 years ago, and mar ried the widow last June. Slocum was a large railroad contractor. In 1865 he was Superintendent of the Western Di vision of the Erie Railway. Before that he w.'S Division Superintendent of the Hannibal and St. Jo. In 1869 he built a railroad in Michigan, Judge Chris tiancy, now Minister to Peru, being his attorney, with whom also he engaged at the same time in the oil speculationi-in Virginia. In 1872 he secured, with oth ers, the contract for building the Roches ter and State Line Railroad. That nearly rained him. He then .began speculating in Wall Street, where he, shortly lost all. He then came again to this section, saw his family and went West, with the result as above. His wife, Mrs. Slocum, charitably forgives him, assigning his actions to mental ab erration, brought about by his finannil difficulties in the Rochester Railroad. He i3 said to have a wealthy brother in Vermont. Mrs. Slocum has been sup porting herself and children for two or three years. Elmxra (IT. F.) Gazette. A little girl, on being shown a neighbor's bonnet. " Mother says it's a perfect fright, but it don't scare jne," say, you know, time's up! Wake up! Be yourself! Come out of this trance!" Jones gazed at him pleasantly for an instant, then a rapturous smile broke out upon his countenance, and, crying, "Hence, Achmet, draw thy cimeter and keep faithful watch at the outer gate of tho Seraglto the Garden of Delights while the bultan, the Magnificent, the Lord of the Earth, rejoices his heart in the smiles of his odalisques;" before they had any idea of his intention he hugged and kissed every woman in the room, calling them all " Fatima." "I'erbaps he's going mad," said somebody, and the lady of the house, turning pale, exclaimed, " Mr. Smith, I insist that you restore that unhappy young man to his senses this very mo ment." "Great Heavens!" said Smith, who had burst into a profuse perspiration, " that's what I am trying to do as hard as I can, but ho won't come out of his trance. I must have forgotten some thing about tbe process." Well, try and remember it then, p. d. q.," said the lady, "or he may be a raving maniac, and his blood and ours, which is worse and more to the purpose will oe upon your heaa." Here Jones took up a tumbler of lem onade with much solemnity, and, advanc ing across the room with a majestic step, halted before Smith and exclaim ed: "Saul, son of Kish, I, the Prophet Samuel, D. D., anoint thee King over the people of Israel," poured the re freshing beverage upon Smith's head ; then yelling " Hurry up another wheel barrowful of them bricks!" he jerked Smith's leg3 from under him, and, seiz ing him by the feet ran with him on his nose across the room, like a barrow, and jammed his head against the opposite wallj. then, dropping the unlucky ama teur mesmerist, ne aavancea witn a stealthy step, and hissed in a blood curdling tone, "Give me the dagger, and I will these brawny hands of mine incarnadine in the villain's heart's blood; send him down, down, down to the deepest depths of perdition, and join him there, my dreadful mission of vengeance oemg accompusnea up to tne handle." At this one woman fainted, three got out of the room, and the mistress of the house turned in tne burglar-alarm for a policeman, and adjured Smith to run for a doctor and take the man out of his trance with a stomach-pump or an elec tric embrocation, or something, before there had been done a deed of dreadful note. Smith did not wait to be told - . . !... j m 1 rr us at present. Optical effects observed carpew must 00 uanuieu, the loiiowlng ' nrjco lUrcull, tho second elrk of tb in the nictic regions favor tho theory I wJ11 prove of interest: First havo tho boat, carno forwnrd ami gavn mm Jw that that this excessive retardation is carpet wejl shaken, then tack it down . overcoat and nhocs. What I dut f.rUM duo to lowncss of temperature or some n tnu roorn where it is to remain ; sweep ' boat was moruly my duty, and j 4sr accompanying condition of tho atmos- ,l a thoroughly as possible; take a pail ; pilot would have dono tho mum k4 hn phere not indicated by tho barometer. ut "ot water, put in 2 tablcspoonfula of )een a IOy piaco." Hut the rising sun raises the tempera-1 pulverized borax; wash tho carpet nil Mr. Underwood' modantr l r furo and lessens tho density of higher .ver thc surface, using a lleinncl cloth, equaled by hi bravory, nml w um regions of the air within our range of ! tor grease-spots or very dirty places, j that all admirers of truu mtiMHl will vision before it affects tho lower, just as U9 a scruD-uTusii freely and a very little J WCe that hi pluck tnd divn t 4r it giius the mountain tops before its sul' lmg care 10 nnso mo oap on beams reach tho plain. The difference I we." ,lftcr scrubbing; change tho water of density and tcmncraturo increases 'luitc oium ; rub tho carpet well with a very power of the of thc rays in territorial refraction is StTKUioit SrAiicrr Polish. Take of owing to the fact that light generally 1 white wax 1 ounce, spermaceti 2 ounces, j travels bv the oath which occunirt tho ' and a trood mnch of xalt. MI nm! I least time, and therefore deviates toward melt them together, and when cold it the rarer part of thc atmosphere, and ' will be a haru, white cake that will not the morning mirage results from an un-' mold or sour even in hot weather. Pot . -. . - I mM A.I.t. BAUK. I . ...! W rapidly, owing to the considerable l" J ulVl" Mwr wasning, anu open uoora of tho sun, even within a month "nu wmuuwa no an 10 ury rue carpet m winter solstice. Tho curvature s l"cKJy as possible.. are properly Ensuircr. r rt&ogiiteiHl.Ctmcmmmtt usually steep deviation. Tho appear-1 a piece tho size of a pea in tho hot ance of sunrise is always accelerated at starch that is intended for every three this time of year more than that of sun-' or four shirts. When ironing go over set is retarded; but on tho mornings, it a second time quickly, which in-1 when, owing to tho perfect calmness of , creases the gloss or polish. Tho best the atmosphere, the increase of tempera- kind of polishing-iron Li the one with a ture takes place in horizontal planes, ter-1 bulge at both ends a kind that cost a restiai objects considerably below thc dollar at tho hardware store. Iron it horizon will seem to bo raised above it well once, then dampen with a pcrfect until the lower strata of air beinir equal-J lj" clean, soft, white, damp cloth, then ly warmed with the upper, there is no ( nib with the polishing-iron until it is so longer any thing to cause the excessive glossy you can see your face in it. The curvature 01 tne course 01 tne waves 01 light. The Commerce of AH Xafiono. Professor Spollart, of Vienna, has been to tho trouble of compiling statis tics 01 mo commerce 01 an nation ior IVrlN of Wall .Stm-t. Says the Now York oorrrpMlMK f tho tfetroit Free l'reM There iin't a butter planu lath Tail ed State to stay away f mm Ihnm Wall Street. I kno;r five num wh wt there Ut try their luck abotit a yr pp Ono wai a confidential clerk la a for eign houre that operated lOC7 " itrect. He wai in a good txUo to get " poinm," and the unufirntJUMltog wai tht tho other ohould ofxraW nj on them, letting him in for a hnrc of the profit in consideration of tho lfor mation ho should furnlih. Thm to formed a little ring with a caaJi enptin! of about $:),). Ttwr hjula'i Uo slightest doubt about doubling t ia ix monthi. They were to be on tvjnal ground with tho blggut otniratof m iron must not be too hot or it win u .... .,-u ....r.?.. :.. --.1 scorch; if it is a little too cool the polish uch WOrd a fail could m found ia tho will be longer coming. . Icxicon of thdr 1. V.'lwro -, RrQ lbjy novr? Well, the conft'IvnUol A Stage Komancc. , clerk 1.1 in a lunatic aiylum. One of ' the otbcri ii a trct-oar coadootor at Early in the present dramatic season, ?1.75 a day. A second l clerk m an whilo the Genevieve Ward Combina- insurance ofllco at $10 a week. AtWrd tion was playing in thc Philadalnhia made lm way Vet towarsl tb Ulak m a f .. ? has not mcc bcon ueatM thc year 187C, Of course, some of his figures must of necessity be approxi-! Academy of Music, a youth of excellent ' Hill, and lat from. Tho five still tho to put watching anable haaM of the party of around tho tri. indication, hot an on even Stj dollar mauve omy, but ior ail purposes 01 , adUress, fine personal appearance and comparison they are correct enough. I apparent education, applied to 31e3sr3. He finds that the aggregate commerce i Jarret & Palmer for a situation in any of the world for that year wa3 about department whereby he might 20 on the 314,UW,WU,UW, ot Which 5,4i4,4W,-' then proposed tour. He said thai ho in a bucket hon. Tfu.fr wkol eiati! 000 consisted of imports and $6,526,- needed no salary, was a willing worker, melted away in three months. ad Untj 000,000 of exports. Geographically, a good mechanic and abundantly able were left without a dollar. Here ki a the commerce wa3 distributed as fol- to pay hii own railroad fares and hotel other cae. A retired bruins mm of lows: Europe, 71.25 percent, of the bilk. III? object was to thoroughly ' mj acqnalntaaca considered bimolf whole; North and South America, 15 28 ) learn the 3tage busines and to eventu-1 smart to be beaten at any ganw. If per cent. ; Asia, 8.07 per cent. For Eu- J ally secure a speaking part, whereby he -Hred in fine style, kept horo sad a rope, the foreign commerce averages misht advance in tbe profession. HLi carriaire. and wa well known ia wi- ?34.o2pcr head of population; for j solicitations were so persistent and hu ty. The Wall Street fever tn. k hoa Amenca, ?25.22;Jor Asia, S1.40; for manner so persuasive that permission " and he began to speculate. !I m 5i?? r-1255:' 4 aad ., -I -M" WM granted to him to act as an asait- out pretty well at Um tUrt, and that Iml 3.62. Uith about two-thirds of the ant in the carpentering department. He ' him into larger operation.. I a imm whole population of the globe, Asia ex-, proved to be all he had claimed, was ' than six month from the day Jw p changes with the outside world only steady and useful, and bo skillful that ? up his fim f 10,000 raargin, he kmm 1.40 per head of population only j when the master-carpenter was obliged I iasolyent debtor, with suTu ajcaiiMt htm aoout one-eignta 01 ner proporuonauj by sicknesa u retire the new comer' by the brokers, throoirh whoe haad aaare- was promoted to the vacant place, ile . , , , . . . . t wa3 a universal favorite with the com- J.HE introuueuon 01 tne raoDit has ianv- 2.timrf th tintmn nf rt 1 - z - . been a curse to the British colonies in the South Pacific. In the plains it b possible to keep them under, but in all his mosey had pawd! He no manages to scraps p a cheap Irving ai an iajoraoce a&tnt, bat he k hart prawed half the tie for hU board. 1W . j m i. MM BU8 B3- iOKl OS EJOrO lORO 09C0 expended in Australia on their destruc tion, and even then the slightest relaxa tion of vigilance sees them make head again at a terrible rate. New Zealand seems to be suffering quite as much, and more than one bill has been introduced to. deal with these pests. Nothing short of a combined effort on the part of the settlers will ever uproot them where they have once fairly got a hold. Ward and 31r. Levic by valuable sugges tions as to stage effects! and even disemm- ed Shakesoearf with thm in a muttwmr that tk sJTArtini nt his wtfa 14 tax umhr i"1oTi pnnntrr tliOTr Arirra nnt ornr tlitm. u t:.l- j.. , ...! ..., . r Zr J '"v """'';; W6' ""cn snowea nis taoroagn acquaint- usisg ias iu aep? aim xrom sjnce- else. ThOUSandS Of POUndS have been 1 ance with thonr!rar.f l!m&Mvw i.mMtnrkv.r.t.'n -,i4 .,. . ! --w -- -w W nw ta ar it - t mmm-wm - w n& itlil W f4 r m In St. Catharine's, Canada, Mr. Craig, ing the GoddW of the Stck Exchange who played John Grist in "Jane Shore,' might be given, bat ao long a her was taken seriously 01, and the new snare are set smo will walk acraight comer, who went by the name of "Bob" . iato them, with, their eyes open, sad the Trimmer, volunteered to appear in tbe j note of warning will be raised la vain. part. No one else was available, his . offer was accepted, aad, to the astonish-, David Prnats, a negro, box ior IC ment of all, he made an immense hit, , years been a coarict ia the Rhode Is was called before the curtain and the f Ltad State-oraon- He w cnrfneitl The importation of oranges from the islands of the Mediterranean and West I Indies to New York is an business bnt a verr Tiskv onp over half the cargo is lost and some- j times as mucn as 90 per cent. Many f tions as to his home KtMmers bnns' & million t a tim irpnrairivt . ltnnr mrsrn-rr ' -- mm 1 - m mm s m mmm mw r-w ww m. mmy J m r next morning the press said thai "Mr. . when he enteral, bat immediately t Craig," whose name was refined ia 1 caise a hard student, aad has spent aJl the bills, divided the honors with the his Iclscre in a scccesive maitcry of star." ire morrow Jocna him In fats reeamg, writing, arithmetic, aiger: , aad " four lanEuacw. H! KftW d tn it nrrtrra.v hdvsf ' -m - -.w - w-r w 1. m, m - - - .s. r-w r m- ' - success. Ue adroitly pamed all cues- . srf r.w fa Hv .,,! . - . , --- . - - , -- -- -. - ,..i, t rv --. ana xamuy, ana ne j cure his release from the resaiaic five . - .WUJUI. immense proper cepartmeat agam, ana he marie geomeUT, aad four laneuacw. Ht . liffTi s no rfiTnv ti hi :nrnrnrr hfriftry ij r u . V w.. , w ww .- "- ...wv i 3.jHU Kl oatil, & I years of his aenteace. -c Ft - , .- ' ' I in ' -" ill 11 iiM"Wirw:"WHiM"'i'Tl." 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