The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, October 10, 1878, Image 6
n tiii: niii.i:. 'All, foirrt '" mM I Tin' mm ilMijtil lm. Anil mini Hip rt wllh tumlng m ln lor. Ami HiiRrrnl If loth to K"( lllrnMng the lilllo llh Mm t'wler Toofwrrl Mm , Flimrr Ilium their tii U M If to ili) llir mulilrn honor ; Ihr llttlo lolrl from tlirlr lil With tlmlil hllir rjr tfiittil upon her Po fntr, with 5n rthrrnil Krsrr, With ryrnllkostiirsiil mlilliltfht liunlng, Tlir prrfrrt Iti-Mily of hiT fnrr Il1 lit til my hi'urt wllh prrt ymrii'nB I lotpil hrr, J el I ilarril not tell, Ad hy tin" tllc wr ulixnl, licUliil i Jlrr words would nuke my hciwi-n or In II What woihIit that I loii(jr.l met unlit d' Our Utile Mnr iwrrs'il from the iM, Ami wliiknl at tin with If uirc wilnMi'il, Ac If to my, "Niv I Mm tlir id) I" Arnt l m) hi'fltHtlon twinkled. Bhn Icnni'il to mi- nern llni Mile How ronlil the lnnrt of nun rerlM Int iiuinl n ii' r J llllli' while, Anil then I rmti'il all. mill IiImiiI hrr' MINN ASIIIIKII,. Consternation was depleted mi the fi.ecs of llio fmulyginup usctnbli d to lll'tir it. WllOU I 'HiiIhIiCiI lending till! letter I liml just leeelved frntii until The group consisted nf myself M:iry. eldest daughter of tho 1 1 1 1 1 h iuhI lieurth brown, dark-eyed, lull, ami eighteen ; Helen, not quite a Iiiovmi, linol-cycil, almost uh lull, mill sixteen; Will, browner, darker-eyed, a head shorter, nml ten ; mnl Carroll, toweling above iih nil, blno-eycd, fulr-hulrcil, gnlil-mustitchcil, nml twenty. one. Aunt wan, in fuel, our great mini, winter of our fnllier1H niollier. lint tint only mint, great or Utile. Unit vmi had over known. Wo Imil uiel her lint two or three limes iltirlugour lives, as she llveil in far-away Illinois, nml was too much oeeupleil with grains ami lienls to think of freiiiiMt visiting, ami wo -well, wo wore too poorly pioviileil with gold ami silver to hit able to take long and expensive journeys. So what little visiting there hail lieen hail lieen on aunt's slile, with one exception, anil then I was the visitor. It was when I was about llfteen this shoit hut ineino ralile visit took place. Yielding to aunt's repeated solicitations I was her nainesake- I started from home with thn Intention of spending Hie summer months on the Illinois farm. I aniveil there safely, was welcomed heartily, and was entertained rigid my nil); hut before a week had passed away I had thrown so tired of the twining hound lossnoss of everything, ami longed so for the little cottage nml Lilliputian garden where grow my tlirenroso bush es ouo red. one while, ami one a creamy yellow that aunt, seeing the longing in my eyes, said. "Child, you 'intiHt go back,"' nml hack I came long oeforo 1 was expected, hut my dour father and mother assuicd mo not a moment too soon. Wo children had always heard twice nynar from mint -onco collectively at Christmas, mnl once resprctivolv on our lirthilays--and oaoh lime the kind ly noto which exhorted us to "lit! good, luiltiHtrious, and self-reliant," inclosed a check larger or smaller according to aunt'ii gains of the preccillng your. Those notes wo had hcen taught to an swer willi many wishes for the old aily's wolfme, and thanks for her kind nesses, ami hopes for a speedy meeting; in short, in a manner Imlitting the only nieces nml nopliuws of the Cnrtnndy family when replying to the friendly epistles of their only aunt, to say no thing of that aunt being the wonl'lhlcst nml most inllucntial member of that family. A fow days beforo our father died liu called us together, and said, "My chil dren, it isin at all likely to occur, but if your aunt fhoultl ask a favor of von, grant it at no matter what iuconvoui euro. She has been my best ami dear est friend. " Poor father! I suspect aunt had often helped him out of pecuniary olroum .stances. Ho was an unprnotiofil, dreamy .sort of a man, fond of birds, poetry anil flowers, ami didn't succeed very well in life. Hut, in spito of his dreaminess and his want of worldly tact, and his being so totally unliko hor in most ways, ho was. a great favorite of aunts, and when wo telegraphed his serious illness to her she left her vast posses sions without a captain at a moment's notice, and hastened to his side, mak ing hor appearance in a bonnet that Immediately suggested the prairies, it was so unlimited as to size and so bare of ornament, and whieh grotesquely obtruded itself into tho reineinbrauce o'f that sad timo forover after. Since father's death things hadn't been very bright with us. In fact, not bright at all. We found there was a good deal of mutiny owing, and what remained of the 9'MO aunt gave us on thu day of tho funeral she bado u.s good-by the in stant tho ceremonies were over after our very cheap mourning was paid for, went to the Luteher, grocer and shoe maker. We were all willing to do, and did, whntover wo oould toward supporting tho household: but. dear! iinr! ilC about weeds! I never saw anything grow like bills. " Carroll, who had an arlstoemtti turn of niim!, struggled with it, mid I, who hiulttdress-niakingturnof mind, strug gled with that, and Helen struggled with hor books, hoping to hcooino a teacher hi time, and llttlo Will strug gled with somebody else's books, for ho went into u publishing house as errand boy poor fellow. Besides tho struggles, wo had mother on our minds. A fow weeks after we lost our father wo lost our baby sister. A beautiful child she was, as briijht as ft diamond and as fair as a pearl, and tho prldo and darling of us all. Already sinking beneath tho blow of hor hus band's death, when hor little daughter died too, my mother's heart was nearly broken. From being asunshinv, oner gotle, busy woman, sho became listless and apathotlc, sitting in her room day after day gazing upon tho pictures of tho loved ones, or rocking back and forth, hor hands clasped beforo her, looking with dry oyes itpon vacancy. "O that sho could ini niiMo to weep! that she could bo roused from this dreadful, spcochloss gloom, Into which sho has fallen!" was our continual pray er, for the teirible thought camo to u often that we should oe our inollici in a much Hiirin' wn) than wit had our lather mid l"ler that her brain Mould at Inst give wnv beneath its weight of henty, despairing thoughts. Well, the exchequer wnw low enough, and mother had had one of her very bad spells; ami a lady customer had just been In ami abused me yes, abus ed; I ran us, nootlier word; women do lly in such tempers at their dies mak ers about the lit of her dress, declar ing It to be "utterly ruined" when It only wanted taking up a little on one shoulder ami letting down mi Inch or so in front; ami Will's right arm was al most disabled from a heavy load of books hu had carried a long distance the day hefoio (how men can hr.e the heart to give a man's biinleu to a child I can't see) when mint's letter fell like a liomb-sliell into our neatly disheart ened little camp. Dr.Ait I'ui, lis A fiiend of mine an liigllshman" (mini's Im guage was cor rect enough, hut at times her spelling was somewltat peculiar) "who came hero pin posingtostml In business, 'ook the fever, llugitied a few months, nml died, leaving, lleaxeu knows why, his onl child, a daughter who will event ually he a nol-to-he-sulHeil-at all ess, to mv cme. Having been delicately rear ci( In the midst of devotion and tender uess, this place, onlv suited to bold, sttoug untitles, Is ik little too lull' for her. So she desires at least I ileite for her a home in the North, ami I wish that home to he with you, "My niece Mary, who 'inherits the disposition of her father to a great de gree ami he would have gone out of Ids way any day to give even a dumb In uto pleasure will, I am sure, be kind to her. Canol will love her for her beauty, If for nothing else, ami the rest of you will love her because she is most lovable. Her maid will accompany her. "At present her ull'airs are in a tan gle, but I bono to unravel I hem in the course of a few mouths, ami then you will he rceoiu"enicil for whatever extra expense sho may cmisn you. I would Inclose a check at present wil ling, hut all my funds are invested in a speculation from which I expect to reap much prolit. Do the best you can un til you hear from me again, when will farther unfold my plans In regard to Miss Ashbell, who, by-tho-by, starts to morrow. ' Ar.Nr." No wonder consternation ami dismay were depleted on every countenance when I ceased reading this letter. No wonder we looked gaspingly at each other. What in the world were we in fdo with this line votmir lady in our humble home? What could aunt be thinking about? True, wo didn't know exactly now poor we were, for we'd been too proud to acknowledge our extreme poverty in our few ami far-between letters.' On tho contrary, 1 am afraid we had led her to believe that we were in unite a nourishing condition. Hut for all that, she oug it to have known that we were not nourishing enough to support uilol leate ami hcautitul girl, used to luxury, tenderness, and devotion, for even "a few months. Was ever anything so malapropos and vexatious? Of course Miss Ashbell would look with scorn on oiirseven-rooiueil dwelling, with a back garden tweuly-live by twenty-live, and a court-yard ten bv lei,. And suppose as aunt, with a short-sightedness very unusual to her. comiilaccntly reinarkeil - Carrol .Itoiihl fall in love with her? The proud Kugllsh girl would no doubt regard him as a fortune hunter, ami invidiously compare hK frank, impul sive, rather brusipm manners with the repose ami "awful" dignity of the lan guid swells of her own hind. And somebody else might bo attract ed toward her men are so susceptible to woman's beauty somebody who now thought mv face the sweetest in I lie worlri. The very thought made my heart stop heating. And tho maid? Kven if wo can make arrangements to ticcoiumoilale her- ami it seemed utterly impossible for us to do so- Hetty, our'falthful servant for the last llfteen years, would look upon her in tho light of an Interloper, and treat her as such. Hetty had been used to being "monarch of all she survey oil." Kven in house-el aning times theses times that try men's souls and women's solesshe scorned tho idea of an as sistant. "No, ma'am, I'll have no strangers pokin' roun' inc. When I'm not able to do the work of this house alone, I'll And mother dear, shrinking, grief stricken mother -how would sue bear the advent of this dainty Miss Ashbell? Hut we could do nothing to inert the impending misfortune. Kven if we had thought of disobeying our father's last command, ami refusing aunt the favor sho had not asked, but, in her usual de cisive way, taken for granted, the young lady was on her way, and wtuild be hero in a day or two. The nows'must bo immediately brok en to mother and Hetty. I, being the housukeeper. umlertoo'k to face the lat ter. 1 will confess I did it with fear and trembling. Sho heard me grimly, never ceasing to pear tho potatoes she held in her lap, and when 1 had ended, looked up with a sharp nod of thu huad, and said, slowly and emphatically, "Hetty'll have to go now, sure. Sho can't stand no line young ladies and sassy young ladies-maids about for nothing'."' Helen wentto mother, put tier arms about her neck, and with a kiss and a smile told her of tho expected visitor, adding, with an assumption of gayety: "Sho shan't come near you at all, mam ma dear, If you don't want her; but yon know aunt has been so kind to us, and father loved her so dearly, it would bo Impossible to refuse the first favor sho over asked of us. Mother said never a word, but began brushing the hair from hor temples with both hands in a nervous way she hud when anything grieved or annoved hor. And then wo began preparing for im Aui.iw.n wiii'u -,..;. ....... v i... Miss Ashbell. Will's room was to bo given up to her, and Will (Carrol's room was scarcely large enough for himself and his art traps, as he called them) was to bo stowed away in tho loft a proceeding which ho' viewed with immense dissatisfaction. "I'll smother up there in hot weather," he said, with a wry face. "Oh. I wish thorc wasn't any Miss Ashbell! don't sho go to a hotel?" , Whv Vh don't she" echoed I. I sniil we began to prepare for her, hut for lack of the befori-meutloneil siltcr nml gold, our preparations were of (lie simplest kind. Carrol made and put up tw prctli brackets, and hung, with a sigh for he hated to pirt with them the few pictures he possessed on the walls. I looped back the whlteeur tains (freshly washed mnl ironrd, with much grumbling, by Hetty) with new blue rlbluns, and I covered the trunk ottoman with bright elilnl., ami Milh Helen's help made a new mat to place before the btiicmi, ami we turned an old table cloth into napkins, and bought a new napkin-ring ami two or three cut-glass goblets and a lovely china cup ami saucer, ami when all wa's done, waited with anxious hearts for our unwelcome guest, Mother had shut herself up in her room early in the morning of the day we expected her, mid had lemalneil there! ami the rest of us were alias till comfortable as poor, proud, si y, sensi tive people could be at the thought of a pefeet stranger's ingress into the very heart of their home, and wishing audi lily ami Inai.iliably that Miss Aslihell's father had never brought her from Knglaml, when, as the stin sank in the west, mid a cool summer breee, fra grant with the breath of the roses, lifted the cuitalus of our eo.y bay-window, a card go stopped at our door. "She's come, ami I'm gone," said Will, Hinging iIiimii his book and rush- lug out Into the garden. Carrol rose liom his chair, ran his lingers through his golden hair, ami glanced in the mirror at his new blue silk neck-tie. Helen sank back on the lounge with u sort of groau;aml I open ed the pmlor door as Hetty wi nt mut tering through the entry in answer to the bell. "Is it Mrs, Carnioily's?" asked a pleasant voice, with yes, it was n silent lirogue. "Yes," answered Hetty shortly. And in another moment a round-checked. unmistakably red-halreil, good-natured-lookingyouiiggirl in a plain traveling dress stood before me. "flood gracious! Is this the beauty ?"' thought I, ami Carrol fell back a step or two. "Are you Miss Carniody ?" she asked. "I am," I replied, holding out my hand; "mid let me welcome you;'' when, turning from me, she gently pull ed forward into the room the loveliest little child I had ever beheld in my life, with large, soul-lit brown eyes, ami sunny hair the exact color of "our lost darling's. "Tliis is Miss Ashbell," said tlierrniii. "itinl I am to stay or go back as ou s It." I looked at Carrol. He Indulged In a long umlcr-tho-hrcath whistle. Helen burled her face in the sofa cushion mid laughed hysterically. The child came forward and holding out her little hand, said, witli a pretty drawl, "I am to love you, ami you arc to love me. Aunt said so." I went on my knees on one side of her and Helen went down on her knees on the other, ami we kissed her till her dimpled cheeks glowed again (yon see I he house had been so lonely without our little sis'er), while Carrol looked on with astonishment, admiration, and tenderness Mended in his hamlsome face, ami Will stole In with the only bud from my precious tea rose, the 'stem carefully snipped of its thorns, ami put it in her hand. "Thank you. boy," she said, "I will have you for a brother; ami you too." looking with a blight smile up in Car rol's face. "There is an angel home, in a big picture, with hair and eyes like yours." Carrol caught her up in his arms, and away with her to mot tier's room. And there sho had no sooner said, "Mv papa mid mamma are both in heaven," than mother burst out in a blessed tit of weeping that left a rainbow behind t. Ami from that hour the weight be gan to be lifted from her brain, ami soon I had to resign my position as house keeper, for we ha'it our mother back again as she used to he of old a little quieter in her ways, perhaps, but just as sweet, as klud.'as misellish as ever. And Carrol's picture of "Miss Ash bell" gained him a place on the walls of the academy that autumn; and Will who entered college last week, never ran away from her again, but has ever since been giving her roses freed from thorns, as he did the first night she came iituotiir us. hrimriiur llirht ami happiness (Soil bless her! to our sor row-clouded house. And I often think, looking at the two heads (there is only four years differ. enco in their aires) bem inir over the same book, that some day Will will tell her the old, old story, anil she will hear It with a. smile. "I shouldn't wonder if j ou were rigid, Hrownie." says mv husband-how 1 laugh when I think of mv jealous fears about him once on a tiine! -"you al most always are." And aunt's speculation turned out splendidly (sho is still living, a halu old woman of seventy-live), and she Insist ed on our accepting what she called father's share, and that share was no inconsiderable one. And the seven-roomed house has grown to a twelve-roomed one Hetty, by-tho-bye, has allowed hor daughter to assist in tho housework and the twenty-livo by twenty-tive garden to a hundred by a hundred, my corner just tilled with rose bushes. And everything has prospered with us, ami no lengthening shadows h-ive fallen upon our paths, since tho rosy Juno afternoon wo so unwillingly open ed tho door to let in tho darling who loved us, as wo loved her, at lirst sight sweet brown-eyed, golden-haired, Miss Ashbell! (J iris, if you want to encourage young men, get an album. It's tho ttrst thing a bashful young man grabs for when he enters a strange house where there are girls. We've seen them look through one until they knew every picture by heart front page one to (icueral Grant in the back part, tt's wonderful what interest a bashful young man will take In ayoung girl's grandmother and pug nosed uncle at tho lirst visit, but ft al ways occurs, liet 'em, girls. It's the best thine in tho world to ommv a vutinir fellow's hands, and it's a sure cure for i bushfulnoss. tliiniil l'ri-rltj, In his fourth paper on 'Elements of National W.iltli." InUnmhuunl It' to ii for dull ), li.ivu! A Wil's hos our annual im-omo as n nation to In ;, i.Vj.trfiO Of this income the na tion els aside as eapit-il for future in crease not more than .'),uoo.oi), or ten per cent of the Income I'he pro cims by which .. r Wells arrives at thi conclusion Is exciedingly interesting, instructive and conclu-l vi lli estimating the rate of wages he takes, as a basis, tlie elaborate mid care ful statistical Investigations in Is7.' in Massachusetts, under the direction of Hon Carroll S Wright, Chief of the Mate Hurcau of Labor Statistic lie says that mules above 1A receive an average of .Vi1 l.'l per milium, females above IA, ;U;I I'J per annum. Moth sexes under IA, Hl! 'A Twelve per cent of wage-earners obtain additional incomes in various ways outside of regular employ tueiit during oil' hours and oil-days. The average number of days winked by males was '.Ml liA days, females, 'JAH 00 per milium. Of "salnrwceelvcrs," the average annual earnings were found to he for males, '1,017 Hi, ami for females.? I'JO. One of the leading obstacles in the largest possible annual capital accum ulation Is the nin of iiiiIkjwiI irutti ' in. i.i, in the use, especially, of atl t'o d piodticts, lumber, coal, ami other like material. The destruction of property by lite in tlie I'tiited States is also something which llmls no parallel in the experience of tills countn. The false ideas extant of the national wealth, fosleied by the ell'eet of Inllatioti of prices, etc., produce all manner of un productive expenditures, induce shirk ing of physical toll, etc.; under those ciicuiiistances capital is largely ob structed, and wastes away as by tin rot. Ulill, wealth often increases dur ing haul times, under the stimulus of economy, forced by the prospect of want. In his observations on the ef fect of the trade of politics upon "Na tional Prosperity," Mr. Wells says, "apail from the regular working of the natural laws, there is no one class of of agencies which so powerfully atlects the national interests of the people, which so determines the si.c of their loaf, the cost of their coal, the price ol I heir fuel, the purchasing power of their money, ami the remuneration of their capital and labor us the policy which tho government adopts. "Polities, or the science of govern ment, in place of being a matter to lie hurrahed over, or made the subject of action based ou personal ambition, or emolument, or a compromised expedi ency, is in reality a part of the most serious ami important business of life, and limls ils most intelligent ami neces sary expression in seeing that nothing in tlic nature of obstruction or disturb ance shall lie artilicially or needlessly created ivhleh can in any way diminish the amount of the annual product of the nation, or impair the equality of its distribution among the masses. Transmutation, Haymouil jLully performed a trans mutaVum miracle' before Kimr Kdward 1. of ''uglttud. by changing A0.000 pounds ot quicksilver into a cones, ponding lump of solid gold, mid the lirst rose nobles were coined out of this identical l.nlican gold. The tellers f oig stories arc, as a rule, equally reckless and ignorant, mid lack most "of them, at least -the fac ulty of calculation and the power of compulation; mid there is, in truth, no bigger story-teller to be found than his tory. Fifty thousand pounds of quick silver forms u respectable mass, not quite so readily procured in a lump. It would till something like the space of titty-eight cubic feet a bulk certainly rather dillicult to operation in the time of the lirst Kdward. even by so distin guished ami accomplished mi adept as tliegicat l.ully. Hasiug the calcula tion in the rough upon the respective specitle gravities of the two metals, the transmutation would have produced something likei.',-'"i0(),tH)0of our mono an enormous sum in the days of l'.ii ward I. The real truth of the matter was that the ingenious Kaymoiul, per fectly aware of one of the most valuable propel tics of quicksilver, iutle up, in iiicscuce of the ignorant and credulous king, and his equally ignorant and credulous courtiers, a mixture of cop per, tin, lead, etc., with auro-iiiereurial amalgam, obtained by dissolving a cer tain amount ot gold in quicKsiiver, mm subjected the mixture to a strong heat, which process would, of course, ulti mate in the production of just as much pure gold as the mercury nail Held in amalgamation. This was a most simpl.i trick indeed, but quite suOlcioutly ingenious for the limited intelligcnce'of tim people of the dark ages. The king was much as tounded and deeply chagrined when he afterwards in vain attempted to imitate I.ully's "simple process.'' Of course he omitted to put in tho gold. However, us l.ully had generously made the ex periment gratis, no great harm was done. What could have been I.ully's motive In thus selling tho king of Knglaml? Well, perhaps tho great adept was a humorist in Ids way, who might have dearly liked to chuckle in imagination over poor disappointed l.ungshanks' long face. "Wise" Queen Kli.tibeth, and the wise men of her court were ilone In a somewhat similar, though certainly a little more Ingenious fashion, by a trav eling monk adept, who dipped a knife and lilo ostentatiously used by him previously in somo laboratory opera tions In 'presence of the queen and her court, into a wonderful tincture, which miraculously converted the part dipped into solid gold. The knife was permit ted to remain in a collection of curios slties of Queen Elizabeth until the lat ter half of tho last century, when the famous mechanician, UetVrov, publicly exposed tho cheat beforo the French Academy of Sciences. Tho trick was performed simply with a kuifo ami li!c, both consisting of two halves- a steel one and a gold one deftly soldered to gether, and coated all over by an Inge nious process with a thin film of steel, highly polished, and presenting thus to t'10 eye a uniform surface of steel. This film was, of course, easily dissolved by tho nitilo aeid tincture, leaving the sol Id gold exposed to view. The trick was neatly and ingeniously done, and tie-, in ink w i wi enough to ch.trge noth-1 lug for it. he r'lii"'l. ot cur', iMimt blank, to e hi secret to Hrr Mtlest) He resletl content with hallllgsold HT Majesty, hersi-lf, to whom he pleaded, In excuse of his refusal, that tranmu tatni w.is ,u occult nml unholy art, not tit to 1m toncli.il bv the sacred him! of a royal virgin of the most Christian house of Tudor What object could this monk have had in nw Ihlllcult to say History simply hints that he had to prefer to th- queen certain pleas and supplica tions in favor of the religious confrater nity to which lie belonged, ami that he lesorted to this ingenious device to ills, pose Her Majesty favorably to his suit. Ttnult i M'l'imiiir. An Infant lias Its Arm Itllten MIThj an Alligator. Mr I'hilbrick, among many other living i uriosities, p,,,. esses an alligator about half grown ami an infant which Isold enough to crawl ami goalioulthe yard un.ittemled A s range attain incut existed between the alligator and the infant, the former being so docile that the friends frequently spent hours dining the day in playing with each oilier. I'he alligator wuhl amhlccliim sily to his tank, take a sportive dive, and returning he would cmluace the little one, mi to speak, and give uiiiuis take ible o idem e of delight in receiv ing tender caresses in return So senile seemed the fnemlsliip between them that Mr I'hilbiick never thought of harm, mid left the playmates to them selves to pass the tlin'o as suited their inclination. The friendly relations lnt not last long, howoer, for Mr. I'hil brick was startled ahout 10 o'clock on Wednesday last by agonizing screams coming from the back vard, ami iiish iug out he found to his honor that the alligator had bitten the little fellow's arm almost entirely oil", the fraction of limb dangling by a slender bit of cuti cle. The poor "sutlering little thing moaned and wept bitterly, and tint alli gator, seeing the distrcs's lie had clou ted, crawleilup to his victim ami shed copious tears of sympathy, hisexpies siouless countenance giving him the ap pearance of a .subdued : 1 1 1 1 1 t 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 i i t il ass. Mr. I'hilbrick seveied the lacer ated member, diesscd the stub care fully, ami the animal is now able to waddle about ou three legs. We have often heard of "crocodile tears" but un til Mr. ridlbrick's stateineii' our faith in their existence could have been easi ly shaken. Titlluha.iitv Floiubun. Shimmering After Khmer. (icueral (Sratit run make an after dinner speech, but he doesn't like to. Washington Irvine; could not make one under any circumstances. It is not ev ery orator, even who can make a suc cessful after-diniier speech. It demands more wit than eloquence, and an adap tation to those who, being full of tur tle ami lurhot, would rather lie pleased than instructed. To listen to one who knows how to do it is pleasant; but to hear a wearisome man stammer out dislocated sentences is painful. An Kugllsh general at a public din ner was asked to respond to u toast complimentary to the ni my. He was a hero in the field, but s panic-stricken was lie when standing on his legs at the dinner table, that he said. "May it please Your Hoyal Highness, 1 lise the army the Hritish army -whose valorous "hem, hem, I say the army ' Here a friend pulled the gallant sol dier b the coat-taiN ami whispered. "Thank the gentlemen ami sit down." The (icueral obeyed. Another dis tinguished ollicer, on a similar occa sion, knowing that lie had been chosen to return thai ks for the army, instead of dining, made pencil uotis. ' He may have outlined a good speech, but what lie said was "My lords ami gentlemen my lords ami gentlemen unexpectedly called," here he looked at his notes "I say, unexpectedly called upon" here the notes dropped under the table - "Kug land is an island ami ami"- here he paused for some time "and long may -.ho remain so." Ih-ufh ofltobeit Kniinelt's Kxtciitlouer. A Dublin, Ireland, letter, just pub lished, says thai on Monday. August A, an old man died in the workhouse at Hallmt, Mayo uitiuty, and two days la ter was consigned to a pauper's grave. His name was Harney Month. He was a native of Dublin, ami so long as he was able to tramp about, he made a livelihood as a professional ballad sing er He believed himself at the time of his death about '.III years of age. He made a singular revalatiou to the mas ter ami chaplain of the workhouse. He told them lie was one of a baud of sold diers, who ou the night of May, 17DS, accompanied Major Sirr and Swan to the house of NicliolasMurphy.il feather merchant, where Lord Fitzgerald was concealed, and effected the capture of the rebel chieftain. Harney Moran avowed in that terrible business ho faithfully discharged his duty as a loyal soldier to the Hritish crown, but Ids most startling revalatiou was that he was also the executioner of Kobort Km tni'tt. This confession has been cor roborated. Moron's ill-gotton gains did not prosper. He quitted the army, and after a wandering life of hardship and privation for half a century, ex actly seventy-llvo years after Knit'nett's death, his executioner has found a pau per's death and nameless grave. Jennie June on Yutmfr Men. Jennie Juno Is indignant, and jabs ferociously at those young men who do not marry immediately. It Is very queer that women are always slushing away at persons who hesitate in a mat tor so serious as matrimony. They seem to expect every man to bo a Hrig ham Young, though not one male in 10,000 has the, Hrignain gift of accumu lating property. Writes Jennie. "Tho present period seems to bo fertile In the production of a lot of happy youths, who aro devoted to neckties; who have not strength, honor or manliness eunugli to make love to a young girl; who would not dare to tako tho responsibility of supporting a wife, but consider that they gain somo reflected glory by mak ing one of the trail of worshippers that dog the stops of any woman who at tains distinction or notoriety , IMIMHI.K WI0VT. liul I'tilJutt -l it JrrrtmiiH'-l'uru"-.n I'romlsf fu Ilia ! Inu Hll'' A new kind of ghost story, .tlthough the glmst Iris not Vet Im-cii ell, collies from the Hlue Mountains in New Jersey , ulm i seems to show that a dead woman l wreaking some kind of vague ten gence upon her hub:iml because he m irned a second wife There Is an -olated spot at thefiHitof the mountains between Suuiiiiil and I'rovidi-ti 'o. where there are a few houses, one of which Is occupied by a iii.iu named John 1'hen.s ant Thiee vears ago I'heus.iiil marri ed a woman named S irali Stapletoti, who died last May. leaving an infant about a year old On her dying bed Mrs Pheasant made her hiisba'ml prom ise th it he would not marry again, lie soon forgot his promise, ami three mouths afterwards married a young glil mimed Mary lluntly, who took good cue of the child. One" night l.tst week Pheasant and his wife went to a picnic, leaving the baby soundly sleeping In bed, .Soon after they were gone Charles Kilkenny, who lives in u house adjoining that of l'hcjisaiit.hcatil thecliildscrcam lug -is if in pain. He went out, ami seeing that Pheasant's house was light ed up supposed that he and his wife wcie home. The light was uuusuallv bright, however, ami streamed through the cricks it, the house ami lighted up the road. While Kilkenny was watch ing the light twoyoiiug men who were going to the picnic came along, and, Kilkenny calling their attention to Pheasant's house, they concluded that a lamp had in some manner been upset ami that the house was on tire. The thiee men tin n ran to the houc, mid were a little astonished on reaching it to liml that the light had disappeared ami that the baby had stopped crying. I'hey thought, howoer, that the Pheas ants had put out the tire ami quieted the chili! The young men then went on their way, ami ou arriving at the picnic ground found, to their great surprise, both Pheasant and his wile there. They told Pheasant what they seen, ami he and his wife ami sevcial other persons re turned to the house. Tho doors were found to he locked and in the same con dition as they had been left, butjhe child had disappeared from its bed. The house wsis searched and the baby was found lying under a bed In a room tip-stairs, wrapped in a shawl and lying on a pillow, both of which had bclougVil to Pheasant's first wife, ami whieh had been kept carefully locked up in a trunk. A number of trinket which had Im-cii in (lie trunk, and which had belonged to the dead woman, were scattered around near the child. Pheasant ami his wife were greatly alarmed, and be ing good Catholics, went for advice to Father Fesseilo, the parish prie.st. The priest .said he could do nothing, ami advised Pheasant and Ids wife to treat the child with the greatest care and at tention, and never to strike it. The priest says the story is incxplieable.but lie will express no opinion. X,:w York W'orhl. A l.niiii In Hawaii. Speaking of the Hawaiian Islands, the San Francisco Alta of a recent dale incidentally mentions the following. "The people are delighted with the boldness of American capitalists, ami in every way express their satisfaction with the new order of things. One of tlie Ministers had loaned to the King a considerable sum of money which it would inconvenience the monarch to pay; as there were interests before the Cabinet, ou vliich this ollicer had pe culiar views, which were not to tho liking of the occupant of the throne, a knot was produced. Thi.s knot was dexterously cut by a Califoruian capit alist, who said to his Majesty that he wished to place a loan in the Islands, ami begged permission to be allowed to draw his check for the amount due to tlie Minister, (ll),000.) and take the loan at a less rate of interest. The cap italist at once became the creditor of I lie (toveriimeiit. ami his interests have not siiiVered by his adroit stroke .if tinci.il'. Californians have always been piipu'arwith tlie Hawaiian people, but, since this little iillair lias become known, they aro treated with the most distin guislied consideration, ami if there should soon be occasion to call for an expression of opinion on the subject of an American protectorate for the Is lands, thoie .vould be a very unanimous vote in favor of the proposition." The HoyhoiMlnfOlc Hull. Heal puiius commonly develops early especially in musical art. Ole Hull's early attempt to master the mysteries of the violin, dates back to the sixth year, when an unele.a good 'cello performer, presented him with a little pine violin, "as vellow as a lemon.'' Partly by his quick oars, and partly by his uncle's instruction, .the child soon learned the principles whtich governed the instrument. tiul showed so much talent that he interested his mother, who showed a desire to have him receive competent instruction. When he was but seven or eight years old, a musician passing in search of pupils was called in to seu tho boy vio linist, ami satisfactory arrangement for his instruction were made. A few lessons ended tho relation of teachiif and pupil, however, as the boy turned critic, and complained that tho teacher was incompetent. Auother teacher was found, and yet another, but neither held their positions long, for Olo Bull rapidly developed such a knowledge of tho Instrument, and he was so keen in perceiving the inaccuracies of his mast ers, that ho was not a very comforable pupil. He was thirteen years old before he found a competent teacher, and this man, from being astonished at his rapid progress and great capabilities, i became jealous of his skill, fearing to ' sou himself eclipsed, as Indeed ho pres ently did, in spite of his endeavors to keep the boy back and disparage his at tainments. A house too closely shaded by trees will bo apt to suffer from dampness. In building let the living and sleeplni rpoms, as far as possible, face toward the south, and thus gain tho advantage of tho sunshine. The uin is the creat preserver of health. i f