tfc I THE BED CLUUD CHIEF. HORIN St HPKINGEK, Ed, and Prop.. RED CLOUT). NEBRASKA Suppose. apposing a youth, with bit heart In bis ya. That ihone like the light of the beautiful akiei, Should promlie to lore me through all of life. And beggtdtbat I'd be bit own dear lltUewir Ouen I would wouldn't you? Camden Port. Suppose tbat a girl with ber heart in ber clothee. And ber bonnet shored down on the bridge of ber nose. Should go for your person and pocket for life. To be a useless, expensive, and cambersone wlfe- Ouesj I wouldn't would you? Reading Dispatch. BREAD UPON THE WATER. BY WILL S GRIBBLE. She came slowly from the shadow of the grand old cedars came out into the opal sunshine of the September day. And Vivian St Roy, from his seat upon the veranda of the Catskill Arcade, where he hcd passed the summer months, watched her, and saw the grace ful movements of her lithe, girlish form noted the regal poise of her dark, dus ky head, and wondered to himself why fate had been so kind to her and fortune so unjust For she was fair surpass ing fair to look upon this ill clad girl who came like a phantom from the shadow of the cedars, with her deep, dusky eyes and purple black hair. She went straight down the mountain path down toward the murmuring lake, that lay like a sheet of shimmering silver embedded amid a group of emer ald arches at the foot of the mountain Her hands were clasped tightly across her heaving bosom.while her dusk, soul ful eyes were turned toward the azure sky. And thus Vivian St Roy under stood it all ; the girl was going to her death her doom. He flung aside the paper he had been reading, and dashed down the mountain path, following in her footsteps, not twenty paces behind. She reached the bank, and then she paused, while the broken fragment of a prayer parted her quivering lips, then the hands were thrown above the dusky head, the waves parted, and she went down. Vivian St Roy had come too late. He saw her body rise to the silvery surface, trembling like an aspen, and then disappear. It was time for action and he must act He threw his coat to the ground and then plunged into the lake. Again her form floated like a vis ion before his eyes. He dashed forward with his arms outstretched, but she sank again, and he clutched only the empty air. It was life or death now. Scarcely daring to breathe, St Roy waited, and at last the form rose agaia. In an in stant he was beside it, and with a grip as fierce as grim death itself, ne grasped her throat just as she edied round before the fatal death descent He bore her to the shore, laid her gent ly upon a bed of early autumn leaves, and then, with all his might, he once again began to battle back that enemy, death. For n h.. Hca steadily, and then the drooping eyelids quivered and moved, and the mild, dark orbs looked straight into his. "Why did you save me?" she gasped brokenly, sobbingly. "Why. oh, why, did you not leave me to my fate V "Did you want to die?" "Want to die? Did I want to die? Yes, oh yes I "Why did you rescue me ?" She wailed out the last words with a bitter sob, and buried her face in her hands. "Why did you want to die?" Vivian asked, bending over hr quivering form. Are you friendless?" "I am friendless I am homeless!" she sobbed wildly. "My parents died long years ago. I am alone utterly alone!" "What is your name?" "Nisma Nisma Balfour. I am noth ing but a childonly fifteen." He looked at her in wonder; a strange, strange name, and a stranger girl. For a moment not a word was spoken, and then St Roy broke the silence. "If you could get a home would you care to go to it?" "Yes oh, yes r She sprang from the ground and stood beside him, while he took a note book from his pocket, extracted a leaf, and wrote: "Elise The bearer is a homeless waif and knowing your heart is always full of pity for the unfortunate, I send her to you, knowing you will gladly obtain her a situation and a home. Your brother, Roy." "Take this," he said, when he had fin ished, "and carry it to the" address des ignated upon the envelope Mrs. Elise Feelding." "Stay," the girl broke in, hotly, "I'm no fool I cannot read." "Very well, then. Here are ten dol lars, which will be sufficient to defray your expenses and buy you a decent gown. Good by." She took the note and money in a dazed sort of a way, and then caught St Roy's hand and pressed it passionately for a second; the next, her littleform was speeding ever the mountain path, and Nisma Balfour went out from the old life into the new the life that lay untried, all untried, before her. And so they parted. A beautiful woman. That was what the world called Valena Charlewood. She had burst upon it with all her hebe like loveliness, and many a crowne J and loyal head had knelt beneath the scepter wielded by her beauty and her will. Yet Valena Charlewood had never married, although she was full five-and-twenty, if not more. She was one of those dark 'beauties, with a dusky gleam in her starry eyes, and purplish threads in her ebon hair. She was sitting in the drawing room of her Hudson home, this dark winter AVAn;n & Hn nf amber silk falling like a vein of sunshine about her per fect form sitting and watching and waiting for the hour that heralded Viv ian St Roy's coming. She heard a pair of crutches fall heavily upon the velvet carpet Without a second later, the noise ceased and a quick knock broke the momentary silence. She swung wide the door, and Vivian St Roy came slowly in Vivian St. Roy, not the strong, hpudsome, man of ten years ago but Vivian St Roy, hopeless ly lame, and miserably poor. Five years ago, a train was carried over an embankment. Few, very, very few, escaped with their lives; less es caped a life of helplessness. And then another misfortune fell heavily upon I him; his father failed and died a banK- rupt and he was a beggar. When the worst was known, he deci ded to turn his artistic abilities into a remunerative channel, and with that intention he painted a tiny picture UA mountain scene," they called it It was the picture of a silvery lake, a towering mountain, a man and a girl that was all. And when Valena Charlewood saw it she wept, and the world wondered why. Then she said to herself she would like to paint like that to draw upon a piece of canvas the living beauties of the earth, and of the sky, and of the sea. And that was why Vivian St Roy had seen her so often during the last year, and why he saw her to-day. She was his pupil. You look tired," shesaid, softly. "You are overworking yourself, I fear." The voice was as sweet as a linnet's song, and it thrilled Vivian St Roy through and through. "The poor must work, Miss Charle wood," he answered, "and I am misera bly poor, even to beggary. Ah, if I were but rich I" She watched him narrowly. If he were rich what then? Would it matter aught to her? "You do not crave riches," she said. "But for one thing." "And that?" Could she not see he was suffering suffering the intensest agony a man can suffer the agony of a bleeding heart and secret love. "And that?" she repeated once more. "Would make me your equal.Valena." She laughed scornfully. "My equal 1 Vivian St. Roy, you are that now ay, even more, for I am far beneath you I have been in the dust!" She closed her glittering eyes in an odd, graceful way that made him start that brought back to him the faded, broken memory of a day long, long years ago, a glorious September day, glo rious with its opal sunshine and crimson trees, and of a tiny, dark faced girl who lay half dead at his feet; it reminded him of the pictures he had painted in the darkest hours of his life, over which beautiful Valena Charlewood had wept; it reminded him of Nisma Balfour. "You are lost in thought" she said, unveiling her lustrous 2yes. "Of what and whom are you' thinking?" "Of Nisma Balfour." She had risen to her feet, and was standing, white and motionless, before him "Go on," was all she said, and be obeyed. "I rescued her, years ago, from death and sent her to my sister. But she nev er went to Elise. Perhaps after I left her she again flung herself into the lake. It was over her picture you wept "And that is why I wept, Vivian St Roy." "Why?" "Because I was Nisma Balfour!" She was kneeling at his feet. "You no no ! Not you," he gasped. "Yes, it was L I was Nisma Balfour, and the reason I never went to your sister is this: an old, white haired wo man met me on the train, and she thought I resembled her child; perhaps I did ; be that as it may, she adopted me, and gave me that dead child's name, and when she died made me her heir ess!" He was dazzled almost beyond com prehension, and she went on. "Yes, I am lowly Nisma Balfour. Years ago you tore me me from death's embrace, and I have come to save you from a life of weary toil from a life of death. Vivian, I love you love you in your misfortune and your weakness He caught her in his arms,with a glad, glad cry. "Mine mine mine I" "Yes, yours, she whispered, "yours forever." And so Valena Charlewood blessed Vivian St Roy with her love. The world called him a cripple; she called him her king; and the bread he cast upon the water has returned unto him a thousand fold. Waverly Magazine. Mr. Dana at Ninety. Mr. Richard Henry Dana is 90 years old to-day, and the country may well mark the occasion with a red letter in the calendar. The oldest of living American writers, Mr. Dana was one of the first born of them, and is one of the most highly and justly esteemed. To yery many of the present generation of readers, he is indeed only a name, partly because his literary working days ended long ago, partly because the greater part of his service to letters was rendered indirectly. As editor of the North Atner. ican Review, so long ago that only old men think-of his editorship as a part of the history of this generation, he wield ed a power and exercised an influence for good over- American literature the extent of which iskpown only to stu dents of literary history.' His prose and poetry are still read, and will continue to be read, by men of fine literary taste, but he has written too little, and with too little attention to the great public's taste, to be -widely known among other than scholarly readers! The high liter ary quality of his work entitles him to a foremost place in American letters but its scantiness deprives him of "the universal popular regard which hemight have won with ease if lie had cared for it Lowell long ago said of nim in the 'Fable for Critics," that he carried with I him a "paulo post future of song," and much of it was never brought into the present tense. It is a curious coincidence, worth no thing perhaps, that Mr. Bryant's earliest poem of importance, "Thanatopsis," was published in a review of which Mr. Dana was editor, while Mr. Dana's first poms, "The dying Raven" and "The Husband and Wife's Grave," were pub lished in a review of which Mr. Bryant was editor. Mr. Dana's old age is a serene and happy one. a sweet one, we may say. which has brought with it no impair ment of health or of spirits. His sight is keen; his health is good; his mind is as clear as ever. He is in a serene and sunny autumn of life, with the strength of body and mind to enjoy it keenly. May the days of his Indian summer be many and long, and full of rich, pur ple sunshine. New York Evening Post, Nev. 15. . The Champion Fast. Were it not that physicians are pro verbially exact in all statements of cases under treatment or brought with in the range of their professional knowl edge, the extraordinary narrative re corded below might be peremptorily con signed to the realm of "fishy yarns." But surrounded as it is by personal knowledge and professional veracity, the reporter is disposed to accept it with out question, and leave the reader to settle his or her own mind upon the more incredible points involved in the case, and which are substantially em braced in the accompanying condensa tion of the statement of Dr. Amenzo Moyer, whose office may be found at No. 254 Hennepin avenue. According to Dr. Moyer's statement as prepared lor the Medical Times, he had occasion to ask the advice of an other medical friend, named Dr. Tanner during the latter part of the summer! Drs. Moyer and Tanner called on a pa tient in the night time, and upon their return to the office, on Hennepin avenue, Dr. Tanner complained of illness, and retired to the sleeping apartment con nected with Dr. Moyer's office. Here he remained for ten days, and during the entire time resolutely declined all prof fered nourishment and limited himself to cold water exclusively. At the end of ten days Dr. Tanner con sidered himself sufficiently recovered to indulge in exercise in the open air, but concluded to continue the fasting test, in order to see how long human life may be prolonged withoHt the use of any nourishment whatever. He remained in Dr. Moyer's office and was so contin. uously under the observation of Moyer, that the latter is positively convinced that he did not take food surreptiously. During the latter part of the test Dr Tanner was daily examined by his friend and associate, and exact records of his symptoms were jotted down. Dr. Tanner remained without food for just forty-two days, and the only things used during the time in the shape of nourish ment or stimulant, were a daily walk in the open air and a swallow of water whenever inclination prompted a suf-' flciently light diet for any purpose. To ward the latter portion of the test unu sual physical symptoms were discovered. While Dr. Tanner did not show any ma terial reduction in tissue or strength, the action of the heart was visibly weak ened and not the faintest trace of pulsa tion could be discovered at the wrist. With the appearance of this symptom of a moribund condition, Dr. Tanner "re turned to his feed" in precisely forty two days after engaging in his extraor dinary experiment. Dr. Moyer states that he ate sparingly at first, but soon developed an enormous appetite, such as would prove an immediate ruin to any well regulated church festival or boarding house of limited capital. Grad ually, however, normal habits were re sumed, and the "patient" is now in his normal health, ready for some other man to begin the experience where he left off. There are those who will call this story "fiction," but witnesses of Its ver acity may be found in Minneapolis du ring office hours, and the reporter, in justification of its reproduction in this form, can only add that like the exper iment recorded it had been undertaken purely "in the interest of science.'' St Paul Pioneer-Press. An Islaad Ceded to France. It is announced in the French papers that after prolonged negotiations at Stockholm, the Government of Sweden and Norway has agreed to cede to France the Swedish Island of St Bartholomew, one of the West Indian Leeward Islands, in return for a sum of 277,500 francs. Pending the ratification of the contract by the Chambers of the countries con cerned, the white population of St Bar tholomew has been consulted, and has pronounced by a majority of 351 votes against 1 in favor of the proposed trans fer of the Island to France. The island was originally settled by the French in 1648, and was ceded by them to the Swedes in 1784. It is about eight miles long, and varies from two to three in breadth, its area being about twenty five square miles. The population at the present time is estimated at 2,800 souls. In the interior the island is hilly, but its highest point is less than 1,000 feet above the level of the sea. It is in most parts barren and sterile, cultivation being car ried on in the valleys only. Vegetables can always be obtained there, and a lit tle cotin, sugar, tobacco, and indigo, are also produced, but its only exports are cattle and salt a considerable commerce is, however, carried on with the neighboring islands in general sup plies. L Carenage, on the west side of the island, is the only harbor, and close by lies Gustavia, the principal town and seat of government We are so presumptuous that we wish to be known to all the world,even to those who come'af terns, and we are so vain that the esteem of five, or six persons immediately around us is enough to amuse and satisfy us. Pas- cal, HUMOROUS. Woman always was a siren. Even the five foolish virgins of Scripture, whose lamps went out, did their best to beg'ile. A fanner when asked why he didn't take a newspaper, said, "Because my father, when he died, left me a good many newspapers and I have not read them all through yet" An exchange says: "It is net good taste for young men to stay after ten o'clock when visiting ladies." Most young men fail to detect any difference in the taste after ten o'clock. San Francisco has tried half-day schools, and it has been found that the scholars not only learn faster, but have more time to kill cats and stone China men. "At what age were you married?" she asked inqusitively. But the lady was equal to the emergency, and quietly re sponded, "At the parson-age." "The most stylish Black Hills gentle men wear red flannel collars with a big white button for a necktie." They will doubtless add other things a3 the weather gets cooler. A traveler fond of narrating wonders, declared heknew of a cane a mile long. "Pray what kini of a cane was it?" asked a bystander. "It was a hurri cane." And now if somebody would go to work and write a book about "That Hired Girl of Theirs," we should know a little something about the entire fam ily. "Master at home?" "No, sir, he's out." "Mistress home?" "No, sir, she's out." "Then I'll step in and sit by the fire." "That's out too, sir." "You don't get any money out of me, sir," said he as the man presented his bill. "I'm a savings bank that's what I am." And the creditor went discon solately away. A Lock Haven women pretended to faint away in a crowd in order to hear the comments of the men. One of the men yelled out "Oh ! what an enormous foot!" and the lady came to and tried to kick him. The following advertisement ap peared in an English newspaper: "A pianoforte to be sold, genuine Broad wood, by a lady about to leave England in a rosewood case on mahogany cas tors." A young lady, in conversing with a gentleman, spoke of having resided in St Louis. "Was St Louis your native place?" asked the genMemen. "Well, yes, part of the time," responded the young lady. A little girl who had great kindness of heart for all the animal creation, saw a hen preparing to gather chickens un der her wings, and shouted earnestly, "Oh, don't sit down en those beautiful little birds, you great ugly rooster!" A Detroit boy stood an umbrella, with a cord tied to it in a public door way. Eleven persons thought that um brella was theirs, and carried it with them the length of the cord. They then suddenly dropped it and went off without once looking back or stopping to pick it upafiain. - "How is it," sura gentleman to Sher idan, "that your name has not got an O attached to it! Your family is Irish, and no doubt illustrious.5' 'No family had a better right to O than our family,' said Sheiidan, "for we owe everybody." A little girl, just able to talk, who had often been reproved for eating the in side of her pie and leaving the crust was afflicted wilh a sore toe, and when she was caught slipping her pie-crust under her plate and 'called to account for it, she demurely said, "but papa, my tee's so sore to clay I can't eat crust' Wife: "Well, Jones, judging from your breath, I can't tell whether you have been drinking whisky or whether you have been swimming in it." Hus band (reproachfully): "Hannah, don't you hie love me me well enough to gimme hie the benefit of the doubt?" "A Scotch witness somewhat given to prevarication, has recently given an ex act and careful answer which ought to oe appreciated oy lawyers or every land. "How far is it between the two farms ?" said the counsel. "By the road it is two miles." "Yes, but on jour oath, how far is it as the crow flies?" "I dinna ken ; I never was a crow." The Pall of Kara. The capture of Kara by the Russians is perhaps the most important victory of the war, and invests that stronghold with additional interest to the student of history. It is a fortified city of Turk ish Amenia, situated on a rugged plaic, 6000 to 7000 feet above the sea, on the river Arpa, 95 miles northeast from Erzeroum. It is defended by ramparts surrounded by a ditch, and has a strong citadel, and some works on the hills north of the city. It is a place of tran sit for goods, and produce to and from the interior and eastward. It has suf fered much from the chances of war. It formerly contained six thousand houses, but the number has largely di minished. The place was taken by the Russian general Paskevitch in 1828, and occupied for two years. In the Russian war of 1854, it was garrisoned by the Turks under the nominal com mand of Vasif Pasha, really directed by the Hungarian general Kmety (Ismail Pasha) and the British General Sir "William iTenwick Williams. It was then besieged by a Russian force under General Muravieff. After two months' investment the Russians attempted tod carry it by assult. Four times they captured the redoubts, but being dis lodged by the bayonet, they retired af ter seven hours' flighting, leaving 8,000 dead. On the 29th of November the place surrendered from famine; Gener al Williasas, and other officers, and gar rison were made prisoners. At the close of the war the Russians gave up the place in accordance with the treaty of Paris. In the assault by which this Turkish stronghold has been again cap tured by 'the Russians, with a loss of 2,500, the Grand Duke Michael virtually surrendered tile command to his chief of staff. It was stormed in consequence of the rashness of Monktar Pasha in ex tending his lines beyond any possibili ty or defence. The victory o;ns the way for combined operations upon Erzeroum and Batoum. Now that Kara kas fallen, if Pievna should be forced to succumb, negotiations for peace will probably follow. USEFUL KKCIPES. Beefsteak. Always broil it Have it cut half an inch or more in thickness. If not tender, pound it; see that there are plenty ef hot coals, and broil quickly upon a gridiron, turningoften. My rule is to broil twelve minutes, turning live or six times. I'se beef-tongs to turn with, as a fork will let out the juices Take up on a platter, putting a little salt and butter on each side of the steak. Serve immediately. Christmas MinceMeaL-Three pounds of roast beef, five pounds of apples, one pound of fresh beef suet two pounds of raisins, stoned, one pound whole, two pounds and a half of currants, half a pound of mixed candied peel, the grated rind of three fresh lemons, the juice of two, two pounds of sugar, two nutmegs, desert spoonful of mace, one of cinna mon, one of allspice, one of ginger, one of salt, a fruit sirup, and a pint of gold en sirup boiled in two quarts of cider until reduced one fourth, and then pour over the whole. Of course the ingredi ents are separately prepared, and after ward thoroughly mixed. Baked Ca b bage. Cabbages are cheap, large and good this season, and to make them palatable and eatable, we should know of more ways of cooking than boiling. An exchange recommends the "baked," which is treated as follows: "Boil a firm white cabbage for fifteen minutes in salted water, than change the water for more that is boiling, and boil until tender. Drain and set aside until cool, then chop fine. Butter a baking dish and lay in the chopped cal bage. Make a sauce in this way : Put a tiblespoonful of butter in a pan ; when it bubbles up well stir in one Uiblespoon ful of flour, and one half pint of stock and one half pint of water, both boiling. Stir until smooth, season with pepper and salt and mix well with it four ta blespoonfuls of grated cheese. Pour this over the cabbage, sprinkle rolled cracker over it do it with lumps of but ter and place in a quick oven for ten minutes. This is almost as good as the more aris'ocratis cauliflower when cooked in the same manner." Assassinations. The record of attempted assassina tions, says the London Times, goes to show that they are rarely successful, even when skilled men attempt the lives of great personages. In 18.77 Pianorl, who was subsequently guillotined, actu ally seized the bridle of the emperor's horse in the Champs Elysees.in spite of innumerable police agents in private clothes, who constantly accompanied him in his peregrinations, and fired a pistol a bout portant in his face. The muzzle was so close that the shot burn ed the mustache, but missed its aim; and yet Pianori was reputed one of the best shots in Italy and France, and had practised constantly for two years. Or sini's bombs were hurled at the emper ors carriage before the Opera at a dltance of four paces, and produced no effectex cept that of killing several persons who were standing at a considerable distance from the carriage. The Pole Berexo wski's attempt on the life of the emper or of Russia, which took place in 1S0C. during the Paris Exhibition, was made under equally favorable circuimtmces Berezowski fired almost from under the wheels of the imperial carriage with a six-barrelled revolver; but an equerry-in-ordinary, M. Riimbault perceiving the danger, made his horse rear, and the bullet intended for the Emperor Alex ander struck the animal in the chest Even then the pistol was misdirected and would have done no harm. Another striking instance to the same effect was presented by young Blind's attempt on the life of Prince Bismarck. Blind was a first-rate marksman he had won the Wimbledon cup and although he dis charged the six chambers of the revol ver while grappling with the German chancellor, none of them took effect. There are many more instances of at tempted political assassination, admir ably contrived and executed by fear less persons, which have one and all failed on account of momentary emo tion when the deed was being attempt ed. Madame Bonaparte. Until very lately on occasional fine days a venerable lady, much bent in fig ure, but with an air of distinguishment about her, might have been seen walk ing slowly down Charles-street avenue, leaning on the arm of a young and hand some man of medium height, squarely built figure and dark complexion. There was something so out of the commo about the couple that passers-by who did not know them stopped to take a second look and wonder who they were. People who were well acquainted in the city stopped also and remarked one to an other, "There are Madame Bonaparte and her grandson." The venerable lady was the widely renowned Madame B naparte, and her escort was Charles Jerome Bonaparte, her grandson, a ris ing member of the Baltimore bar. Re cently the distinguished lady, now nine ty odd years of age, has become very feeble, and does not venture out of doors ; and there are grave apprehensions that her romantic and eventful career is fa3 approaching its close. The outlines of her curious history are well known. As lady Morgan has aptly said, "She be longs to history; she lived with kings and princes, philosophers and artists; there is about her a perpetual curios ty and romance." Baltimore American. California's wool growth is becomig one of her greatest industries, the ex port last year having been over 50,000 -000 pounds, worth 18,000.000. There are several wool-growers who own from 30, 000 to 40,000 sheep each. GK.MS OF THOUGHT. Wtiathavfkincslti.il pnv.iiea have not too, save ceremony. Mi ikspvu What succeeds, we keep, and it t comes the habit of mankind. Theodore 1 irker. Womn can less easily surmount ' their coquetry than their passions. Rochefoucauld. It is pleasant to see a notorious prof ligate siezed with a concern for religion. Addison. Ever)' base occupation make one sharp in its practice, and dull in evtry other. Sir P. 5idney. The truly valiant dare everything but ! doing any other body an injury. ir I Sidney. Fire and sword are but slow engines of destruction in companion with the babbler. Steele. God pardons like a mother, who ktss es the offense into everlasting forget fulnes. Beecher. The light in the world cornea princi pally from two sources the sun and the student's lamp. Bovee. The two best rules for system of rlu toric are: first, have something to say. and next, say it George Emmons' Every man's vanity ought to be his greatest shame, and every man's folly ought to be his greatest secret Quarlea. It life, like the olive, m a bitter fruit, then grasp both with the press and they will afford the sweetest oil. Klch ter. f Nothing is so oppressive as a secret; and I know even in this matter a good many men who are women. I .a Fon taine, On what strange ground we build our hopes and fears! Man's life is all a mist and in the dark our fortunes meet us. Dryden. Deep is the sea, and deep is hell, but pride mineth deeper; it is coiled as a poisonous worm about the i foundation of the soul. Tupper. Wealth hath never given happiness, but often hastened misery. Enough hath never caused misery, but often quickened happiness. Tupjer. AVe paint our lives in fresco. The soft and fusile plaster of the moment hardens under every stroke of the brush into eternal rock. Sterling. The most accomplished way of using books at present is to serve them as experiment am! others of a similar na some do lords, learn their titles, and tr' wr, attempted. The lailure of then boast of their acquaintance. Swift It is beauty that doth oft make wo men troud; it is virtue that doth make them most admired ; it is modesty that m;kes them seem divine. Shaks- p"sre. Wo sleep, but the locmof life never stops; and the pattern which was weav ing when the sun went down is weav ing when it comes up to-morrow. IJeecher. What poetical suicide and sublime de spair might have been prevented by a timely dose of blue pills, or the offer of a loge aux Italient. Sir Gharlef Mor gan. Tears, except as a private demon stration, are an ill disguised expression of self-conciousness and vanity, which is inadmissable in goad society. Holmes. Pride is like the beautiful acicia, that lifts its head proudly above its neighbor plants forgetting that it too. like them, has its roots in the dirt. IJo vee. To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail, our pride supjwrts us When we succeed it betrays us. Col ton. Man carries under his hat a private theatre, wherein a greater drama is act ed than is ever performed on the mimic stage; beginning and ending in eternity. Carlyle. It is impossible to diminish poverty by multiplication of effects, for, manage as we may, misery and suffering will al ways cleave to the border of superfluity. .Tacobi. He that discovers himself till he hath made himself master of his desires, lays himself open to his own ruin,and makes himself prisoner to his own tongue. Qaaries. Life is the jailer of the soul in this filthy prison, and its only deliverer, is death; what we call life Is a journey to death, and what we call death is a pass port to life. Col ton. To the disgrace of men it is seen that there are women Inth more wise to judge what evil is expected, and more constant to bear it whn it is h ippsnel. SirT.Sidaey. It requires a great deal of badnesn and a great deal of caution to make a great fortune; and when you have got it it requires ten times as much wit to ln O DnknK(M VT r iW"r; u . . k Put a man into a factory, as ignorant J now to prepare raoncs as some teacners are to watch the growth of juvenile minds, and what havoc would be made of the raw material. Horace Mann. It is with nations as with individuals, those who know the least of others think the highest of themselves; for tne wnoieiamuy or priae ana ignorance ire incestuous, and" eventuallv bezel ' - w -- each other. Colton. Vanity is the natural weakness of an ambitious man, which exposes him to the secret scorn and derision of those he convenes with, and ruins the char acter he is so industrious to advance by it Addison. A ineoiogyorwarwun me laws oi physical nature would be a battle of no i doubtful issue. The laws of our spirit ual nature give still less chance of suc cess to the system which would thwart or slay them. Charming. Do not then, train boys to learaingly force and harshness; but direct them to it by what amoves their minds so that you may be the better able to discover with accuracy the peculiar bent of the genius of eah. Piato. A resolution that is communicated is no longer within thy power; thy inten tions become now the plaything of 'chano'. U? who wou kirtt cWfn- j m.iml c?uuly carreM mit mmm kik nrnn by or)rt'. OfiUxk. H who nwM anuKl Ur tav a Jhan. W'bn n lrinl man. IniwtcKtl wJUi hs r-iv!Ur. tnkn n Ar 4p tn lli w.irM. u i vrr all fnlw lt. if I " Lik4 counvi f hw tA. ho ma,t the r-tt of nevr loow!) tn htt pca jvtv -"? Kvr'mfwl l,hK.Si.l. (I n. ttut'.er ha. en;rM tx dHTlt rwr. Stanley Is rtvtt! u rwh jmmn I in a few weeks. It is said ih.il !-w!r ltitrdcU-Amtt li ! an old m.liil twsictt it.r rirU- mii.1.1 the attentions of suitor ntttpk Unnx. Snr was much aunoyiti by perai.ttr.at -lovers" in her e.trly life. Although Hiram Towers Lt tleiiJ, w-r a rveeut letter from liorec th busi ness of the .stiMtu still ro'itinuc mnlrr the direction of his jum. Mr. I.mguxrtii Fowers, in comitvlton with the widow . -f the senior Powers. The srtilptom , are Messrs. Preston ami !.nngworth , Powers, the two sous, both of whom la- 1 herit a talent for the art. The :is-rlion that ex-CIov. Ooimrn. of , Maine, Is the latgcst land owner In the J I'llltnd Slate. Us iltjtl!rd in f'avor of I Wihton Winhlushim.of New York. ho owns tVvi,Csj Henw in one Ut on the. Canadian ltivrr In New Mexico. ;md enough more in otlur purtn of the suntn Territory to make a total of l.SM,fo ocren, or more than twice nuvny iwt are claimed for Mr. (.'oburn. The finest plantation In Citatemala belongitoMr William Nelson. an Amer- ican. of Scotch origin. Although (Jim- temala is a Republic, the (I tvermuenl is dfSjHttic in character. The lalnirers, by being always in debt to the planters, iNVOtne practically their slave, the law demanding work until the dtlt t em ail led. Allt-rt Brisbane, the most eillctenl worker in the cause of Fourlertsm du ring t'te f.i i. ous agitation of that prin ciple thirty j ears ago. Is aUmt to sail for Kuroi'e. piolt.ttily not to return. Ho espoused fcoc'.allsm forty ennt ago. and t soon hec.uu" a sort of monomania with !. Mil. ami it was largely owing to his II trts thai the f.imoiM It rook Farm these undertaking and the defection of all his old friend and disciple- have not quenched his faith. Mr. Conger, the witty Congns.iman from Michigan, has a love history which is quite remarkable. His preaeul wift was his first love, but they quarreled and each married. Twenty years after ward, he, a widower, was In Congress, anil Hhe, a widow, sat in the galler and listened to him speaking. It was tin- first time they had met since they Iwul their lovers' quarrel. She sent her curd and invited him to call on her. which he promised her to do if he might vlslL her as he used in the 1 tys of their youth. Her consent waseisilyobuint! the old love revived, and they were mimjii married. IUewin;c Out the (ta. A singular casualty happened at the St .Fames IL!el on Monday eviwlug, which, but for a timely discovery. woiild have resulted fatally to on of the. lady guests of the house a miss Pryor. of Illinois. The lady was on her way to Kansas, where she was to be married, and, after spending the day with some, friends, retired for the night. Some, -hours late-, one of the Ixdl Iniys of tin house, while passing along the passage, noticed a strong .smell ol gas, and an In vestigatinii was set afoot which remitted in the forcing open of Mist Pryor's chamber, which was discovered to be, nearly full of gas, while its occupant was found to be in an Insensible condi tion. The lady was removed V another room and Dr. Kennard was immediate ly sent for, who set energetically to work to restore his patient to animation. At first It seemed as though his efforts wero doomed to meet with failure, but ho persisted for two hours, at the end of which time the lady regained her con- sciousness and was pronounced by tho doctor to be out ot danger. As soon as she was strong enough to talk, she sta ted, in answer to a question, that -.he ha1 blown out the gas light in her chamber, a feat which would hardly be exp-cted of a ninetnth century young laly. St. Louis Globe Democrat. ObeiiA. S Only forty two otvluks are known to I exist. At Karnak four are standing and two prostrate. Nine more are prostrate i at S-ian. One stand at I 'lithe. Twelve j are at Home, the LirgeJt one of thern being at the Church of M. John Iate- I ran. Florence contiins two. and Vavu Aries, Constantinople. Ufa country th,re ;in; , one each. lj four two at th British Museum, ons at Alnwick Cas tle, and the fourth at Kingston I.acy. Dorsetshire, brought over by Mr. Wm Banks, a friend of Lord Byron. The obelisk now on its way to England wa3 the companion of the one still stinding at Alexandria, to which it h.ul bwn "''"' i.ui v.. ..UN transported from On. Though named after Cleopatra. itJ! erection at the Tern- . . ... .... pie oi i.a;iar uiu not v&kk piace unui luo eighth year of tne r-;ign of Augustus, and several years after the death of the Qaeen. AbJul Liteel say3 the obelisk stood in his time twelfth century. 1mdon Examiner. The I'ni Presbyterian Church of 'Scotland lias bmght the Klmburgh hl Theatre forSllV. Inteudm to use it for a hall for the Svcod and for the Theological SshooL The American IJoard of Commission ers for Foreign Missions have now a church of 175 members at Guadalajara, Mexico, It was here that a American missionary was killed by a mob a few years ago. The managers of the Southern Meth odist Publishing House, at Xashvdle Tennessee, are trying to fund its debt by issuing bonds to the amount of 3159,- 000. -J i f t A V 1