4 f- i' k ' ' ll rZ. t t r: 1 THE RED CLOUD CHIEF. M. I THM is K.litor. KED CLOUD, NEBRASKA. Autumn Poetry. You know or will learn, by and by -that we never need lose anything which has really made our life blessed, except by our own fault If we have taken the loveliness around us into heart and soul, and not merely glanced at it idly, it has become an immortal possession ; for all true beauty is poured into our lives out of the heart of Him who is the Inflcitely Beautiful, and every gift he bestows is perfect and in destructible. Have you ever thought about the 8hading-off of one season into another how gradual and delicate it is, and what a charm it adds to the year? You cannot tell exactly when midsummer has passed into autumn, any more than you can draw a sharp line between the red and the orange in the rainbow. Na ture shades her colors more exquisitely than any artist, and it is in this magical blending that half her poetry is found. The four seasons make a visible har mony, like four voices so perfectly ac cordant that you hear them as one in a song; for there is an eye-music as well as that which enters the ear. Late in August, you come in your rambles upon some hidden pool of the woodlands, and find, to your surprise the water-lilies still awake here and there; and oh the margin of the pond, the most magnificent blossom of mid summer, the cardinal-flower. "What a contrast they make that pure white ness, crystal-born, and that inimitable red, which seems a burst of the intens est warmth hid in the bosom of earth ! The white clematis, or virgin's-bower hangs its graceful streamers along the wood-paths, veiling the departing foot steps of Summer, whom Autumn has already come to meet, scattering golden rod about, as an admittance-fee into the grounds of the dethroned queen. Beautiful poems have been written about the passing of summer into au tumn. Mrs. Ilemans sings her regret in one beginning "Thou art bearing hence thy roses. Glad Summer, fare thee well! Thou ait hinging thy last melodies In evry wood and dell." "A Still Day in Autumn," by airs. Sarah Helen "Whitman, takes you into the dreamy atmosphere of the beautiful September days. Here are two or three stanzas of it: "I love to wander throuph ftlic woodlands hoary In the soft light of an autumnal day. When Summer gatliei s up litr robes of glory. And like a dream or beauty glides away. "Uow through each loved, familiar path she ling ers. Serenely smiling through the golden mist. Tinting the wild grape with her dewy fingers Till the cool eiuei aid turnsto amethyst! 'Warm lights are on the sleepy up a ids waning Beneatn solt enndj along the horizon rolled. Till tha slant sunbeams through their fringes raining Bathe all the hills iu melancholy gold." In one of Alice Carey's songs of the autumu days, she writes that "Summer from her golden collar slips. And btraysthrougustubble-tlelds.aud moans aloud. Save when by fits the warmer air deceives. And, tteailug hopeful to some sheltered bower. She lies on pillows of yellow leaves. And tries tue old tunes over for an hour." The poet "Whittier paints in glowing words the flowers that blossom between summer and fall: "Along the road-side, like the flowers of gold That tawny Incas for their gardens wrought. Heavy with sunshine, droop, tne golden rod; And the red pennons of the cardinal-flow er Hang motionless upon their upright staves." And Longtellow addresses autumn as coming "With banners, by great gales Incessant fanned Brighter tn..n bright st silks of Samarcauu! Tli.u Blandest, l.ke Imperial Charleoiague, Upon thy bridge of gold; th royal hand Outtrelched with benedictions o'er the land!" Lowell's 'Indian Summer Reverie" is full of splendid description: "The birch, most shy and lady-like of trees. Her poverty, as beat she in&y, retrieves, And hints at her foregone geut iltl s With some saved relics of her wealth of leaves The swamp-oak. w th his roj 1 purple on. Glares reu as blood a rots the setting sun. As one wi o proudlur to a fallen fortune cleaves; He tooks a sachem, In red blanket wrapt." "The maMe-awamp.' glow l.ke a sunset sea. Each Ief a ripple wltn Its sepcrktc flush." "The woodbine up the elm's straight stem aspires Colling It, harmless, with autumnal fires." In modern English poets we get, now and then, a glimpse of glowing color. Tennyson writes of "Autumn laying here and there A flery finger on the leaves;" and tells us how one who watches may see "The maple burn ltseir away." And Allingham must have seen something like our autumn colors be fore writing this stanza: "Bright yellow, red. and orange. The leaves come down In hosts; The trees are Indian princes, But soon they'll turn to ghosts." Gazing upon the splendors of the au tumn woods; we do not wonder that a , poet exclaims, "Sorrow and tie scarlet leaf Agree not well togetner!" And of the very latest autumn Bry ant writ js: The me'ancholy days have come, the saddest of the year. Of walling winds, and naked woods, and meadows brown and sire." Even after this period of dimness, the atmosphere grow m and spicy and hazy, and there is a soft flush over the fields and woods, like the after-glow of a gorgeous sunset If ever there is poetry in the air we breathe.it is during the Indian summer. We all know those days When the sound or dropping nuts Is heard. tbongh all the trees re still. And twinkle In the smoky light the waters of the rill.". Do we not love Bryant's "Death of the Flowers" and "Fringed Gentian," as we do these last flowers of the year, and the beautiful season in which they bloom, and as we do the poet himself, who was almost the first to open Amer ican eyes to the loveliness of our wild flowers, and the peculiar beauty of our autumnal scenery ?-Lucy Zarcom ; SL Nicholas for October. Aged 116. One of the most extraordinary cases of longevity recorded for years was pre sented in the death of Owen Faren at his daughter's residence, 33 Prospect street, Brooklyn, at the unusual age of 110 years and live months. The first 70 years of his life are not devoid of inter est, as they were spent principally at sea. The deceased was born on the 6th of May, 1701, in the County Donegal, Ireland. "When only 15 years of age he entered the British marine service, and the vessel on which he was stationed was ordered to an American port, as the colonists had just taken up arms. He served here during the entire period of the rebellion, after which he was dis charged and returned to his home in Ireland. His restless spirit again led him to cross the Atlantic, and after spending a few years here, and accumu lating considerable money, lie again re turned to Ireland, to wed Ann Casserly to whom he had been betrothed before his second voyage. He settled down on a farm he purchased after his marriage, but the old roving spirit assumed the mastery, and failing to induce his wife to accompany him to this country, he purchased a ship, which he commanded. The vessel was for a time put into the American trade, and for years carried merchandise back and forth between this country and England. He never told what business the ship was put into after being withdrawn from the American trade, and all rumors about the matter have only speculation for their foundation. Nearly fifty years ago he sold the vessel and settled down on his farm in Ireland. The result of his marriage was 13 children, four of whom only are alive to-day. One son, in Ireland, is at pres ent 73 years of age. Forty years ago a daughter came here and took up her abode in Brooklyn. Another daughter, Nancy, followed ten years later. The old man for the last time landed at the Castle Garden a quarter of a century ago, after having buried his wife. He resided in Brooklyn with his daughter Nancy until his death. A peculiar cir cumstance was that he was sick only once in his life. He never indulged in strong drink to excess, even in his his younger days, and up to the time of his death possessed a vigorous constitu tion. He come3 of a long-lived family, his mother surviving until she was 103 years old. His sister and three brothers were also well advanced in years at the time of their death. His remains will be in terred in iT latbush (It C.) Cemetery this afternoon. New York Mercury. Corporations Without a Heart. It would not be a pleasant task to re view the list of influences which led to the great strike. Some of them more important than has been popularly im aginedhave had little notice ; and they lie so far back, or so deep down, that they are not likely to be talked about. That the railroad force of the country has been very badly demoralized, is evi dent enough; but if we should say that its demoralization had come mainly through its rulers and employers, we should be met with pretty universal in credulity, if not with indignant protest. The example which directors and managers have set to those in their em ploy has not been a good one. The men who have done the hard work of the railroads have looked on and seen others get rich by illigitimate means. They have seen whole boards of directors drop off gorged from schemes that have left the stock interests without a drop of blood in their veins. They have seen stock watered, tampered with, robbed They have seen railroads which had ab sorbed the livings of trustful widows and orphans managed solely for the private interests of their presidents and directors. They have seen roads built with bonds that were 1 ies. They have seen roads in ruinous competition with each other, while they were compelled by this competition to do their work at small wages. They have been made to work upon the Sabbath, and have been practically shut away from all religious instruction by those who, with sancti monious faces and conveniently obtuse consciences, have "taken sweet counsel together, and walked to the House ot God in company." The railroad corpo rations are very few that have mani fested the slightest interest in thier employes, beyond getting out of them what it was possible to get for the con sideration agreed upon. Dr. . O. Hol land on the "Great Strike"; Scribner for October. A Curious Calculation. A rapid penman can write thirty words in a minute. To do this he must draw his quill through the space of a rod sixteen feet and a half. In forty minutes his pen travels a furlong; and in five hours and a third, a mile. "We make, on an average, sixteen curves or turns of the pen in writing each word. Writing thirty words in a minute, we must make four hundred and eighty eight to each second; in an hour.twenty eight thousand eight hundred ; in a day of only five hours, one hundred and forty-four thousand ; and in a year of three hundred days, forty-three million two hundred thousand. The man who made a million strokes with the pen in a month was not at all remarkable. Many men make four million. Here we have, in the aggregate, a mark three hundred miles long, to be traced on paper by each writer in a year. In making each letter of the ordinary alphabet, we Must make from three to seven strokes of the pen on an average, three and one-half to four. The recovery recently of SS50 by as saying the dust from the roof of the Philadelphia Mint, recalls a curious fact brought out by an assay made some time ago of portions of the bed of clay fifteen feet in tuickness that underlies the pavement of that city. These ex periments demonstrated that the clay contains seven-tenths of a grain, say three cents worth to the cubic foot, and in the 4,1S0,000,000 of cubic feet under the streets and houses there lies $126,- 000,00a The Value of Man's Opinion ot Wo man's Dress. The truth seems to be, that the taste of men in the matter of women's dress is often better worth consulting than women will evef allow it to be. Some times when they are very much in love with a man, they will wear what they think will please him. Tennyson's an gry lover "sav with half unconscious eye She wore the colors he approved." But, as a rule, they make no such concessions. But then, I will admit that men are very irritating in their criticism, and most of them do not know when to stop. The tirades of the me-dia-val preachers against the dres3 of the women of their time are amusing reading nowadays, and even the up bra:dings of the old Hebrew prophets would be far less terrible to our ears than they are if they were not rolled out in such a rich vocabulary. (Isaiah iii, 18-24.) Certainly there is no profanity to-day in smiling over Latimer's rebuke to the women of hi3 London for what looked to him like absurdity in their dress, and for the pleasure they took, and the time and money they wasted, in tiring themselves. But from Isaiah down to Savonarola, what real good did all these ratings do? No woman ever minded them for any length of time, or changed a fashion, or gave up an ab surdity in dress until she was ready to do so f her own sweet will. But lor all their dislike of BettiesJ women may remember that all their stuff are devised, and all the patterns of those stuffs designed, by men ; that almost all the new fashions originate with men ; and that the great Parisian arbiter of their fate is a man, and, for all they d&spise English taste, an En glishman born, and trained to his work in England. Why not compromise on the subject, and admit that men and women need not work together in this, as in many other things, and that each needs the other's help if a good result is to be obtained? The help of artists, too, is often of great value, and, if accepted, may lead to important revolutions. I believe the colors that have been so fashionable for several years the new shades of green, blue, red, and all the odd intermediate combinations are directly owing to the so-called pre-RapliJulite painters in En glandto them and to their scholars and followers, who first had stuffs dyed in colors to suit themselves, then per suaded their wives and sisters to wear dresses made of these materials and devised by themselves, and finally came to control the manufacture of stuffs that would take the folds they liked. From the families of these artists, the taste they had cultivated spread to their friends, then overflowed into the artist ic world, and becoming the fashion,was strong enough to make a decided mark upon trade and manufacturers, so that nowadays there is scarcely a beautiful material of the middle age or of the renaissance time that you cannot get in England made with all the old perfec tions and with all the old beauty. Precocity by the Sea. A correspondent writing from Long Branch says: I was much amused this morning at six o'clock breakfast. A lit tle chap, about 8 years of age, climbed into a chair at the table where I was sipping my matutinal coffee, and, with the freedom of childhood, said, as he rubbed his hands, "It's very chilly this morning." I assented, and mildly sug gested, "Little folks ought to be in bed yet," when he nearly upset not only my gravity but my avoirdupois by saying in a tone that was the perfection of young America, "O ! I was at the hop last night, and couldn't rest. A cup of coffee will make me all right." I bit my moustache to keep hick the laugh, when he added, "One sees so much at a watering place that one gets tired out during the season." I asked him anx iously, "How often have you been here ?" and with a yawn, politely hid with his hands, "Five years this season I am tired of it." My conscience! the baby was absolutely blase at eight years old. He got his coffee, and mamma sailed in resplendent in fashionable attire, the left hand fingers invisible above the first joint for diamonds, and said: "Mm rice, you had better eat something." "No, thank you, ma, the coffee is enough I will see the girls" (his sisters, I after wards ascertained), and he marched out jauntily, as if this world had nothing worth seeing, and all enjoyment had, so far as he was concerned, been absorbed like the juice of an orange, and the peel was good for noting. Appearances Deceptive. In a small town in Illinois, the office of the county clerk was recently inva ded by a wedding party in search of a marriage license. The affable clerk proceeded to fill out the necessary docu ment and inquired the ages of the can didates for matrimony. The groom's was given as thirty-four, while that of the bride was stated to be only four teen. This statement caused a stay of proceed.ngs, and the clerk informed the parties that it was against the law to issue a license to a woman under eigh teen, without the consent of her parents. Thereupon the father of the bride, who was one of the party, stepped forward and said the bride had his full and free consent; that she had already been mar ried once, and had buried her first hus band. This instance is a remarkable one, and stands alone. A Bangor (Me.) man attended a camp meeting, and on his return was telling of the good time he enjoyed. A serious faced nian asked, "Were there any con verts?" He stopped a moment and said, "Well, I swear, I forgot to ask. But the baked beans were bully, and the sailing and rowing were divine, and there were some of the handsomest girls there, that I ever siw." The farmers of Minnesota, Iowa, Wis consin, and Kansas will receive nearly f30,000,000 more for their wheat crop of this year than they did for that of 1S76, THE WORLD OF SCIENCK. Mythology and the Heavenly Bodies. Students of mythology and folk-lore are beginning to suspect that the theory which traced nearly all such traditions to observations on the sun, moon, stars, winds and clouds, may have been pushed beyond the probable facts. A reaction from these extreme views has undoubtedly taken place, and the influ ence of native sorcerers and wizards among uncivilized race3, along with the tendency to ascribe supernatural at tributes to everything new, strange, or little understood, will hereafter oe more fully valued in this line of research. Among misleading circumstauces that make it difficult to trace the origin of folk-lore, The Academy mentions, on the authority of Mr. Ralston, that a shipwrecked British sailor has been making a living by telling the nursery tales of his childhood to the Fijian Isl anders. N. Y. Tribune. The Whitehead Fish Torpedo. The Austrian Government is said to be dissatistied with the Whitehead fish torpedo, and a similar conplaint finds utterance in England, notwithstanding the extravagant praise that was accord ed to the invention a few months ago. The chief objection seems to be that, after the torped.) is started under wa ter, its direction cannot be depended upon. It is driven along as fast as was hoped by its screw propeller, but its line of motion is likely to deviate if it passes through water that has a motion of its own, due to currents. Hence, there is ho certainty where the torpedo may turn up; it might be so deflected from its course as to strike a friend in stead of an enemy. The Lay torpedo is open to no such objection, as its direc tion is constantly under control of an operator, who manages it by an electric communication along a wire that is payed out as it proceeds, like a string to a kite. Safety from Fire In Cam. A new device is reported from Lima, Ohio, for preventing fires from upset stoves in railway accidents. In this contrivance the stove is surrounded by a strong wrought iron cylinder, con structed in two halves. The upper half is usually elevated above the lower, so as to leave space for access to the stove, and for radiation of heat. When the upper half falls, it closes firmly by means of spring hooks upon the lower one, and at the same time shuts and fastens a heavy damper in the aperture of the stove pipe. The upper half of the cylinder, when up, rests upon a catch connected with a lever, so con structed that if the car is tilted the catch is released. The device looks as though it might bs useful, especially if the lever machinery were more com pact Perhaps nothing less than the test of experiment would determine whether, if a car were upset very sud denly, the two parts of the cylinder would come together before the upper part had ceased to be above the lower. 1 livers! tj of Vegetation. At a recent meeting of the Academy of Sciences, at San Francisco, Profes sors Hayden and Asa Gray, and Sir Jo seih Hooker were present Professor Davidson made an address of w elcome, and the guests responded in brief speeches. Among other striking re marks of Sir Joseph Hooker was the statement "that you may travel from England to Spain, from Siam to China, without finding so diverse vegetations as by crossing the Mississippi and com paring the banks one bundled miles east, on one side with those one hundred miles west on the other." In regard to the California coast he declared there was no section of the earth where so many singular phenomena can be ob served; hence he infernd the value of the work of science in that region. He advised the Academy that three ele ments were needed to the success of such bodies, keeping together the el derly members, hearty and efficient work by the Secretary and Publication Committee, a good management of the finances. The Satellites of Mars. The notion that the satellites of Mars can be seen without a telescope seems to have gained wide currency. A cor respondent writes from Baltimore that he and all his family plainly saw the two satellites, by means of a looking glass. "The moons were distinct the one most distant from the planet being the brightest" It is urged that this method of seeing the new orbs ought to be generally recommended, as so few newspaper readers have telescopes. It is somewhat discouraging to this class of readers, but they may as well be told the'truth about it. If the writer of the letter from Baltimore can see from his residence there, by means of his looking glass, an object of the size of a ten cent piece on the dome of the Capitol at Washington, then he may hope to see the satellites of Mars in the same way. To make the experiment a fairer com parative test it should be conducted at night and the ten cent piece might be illuminated by a bull's-eye lantern that would represent Mars. Before trying that experiment however, it might be just as well to look for satellites to Ve nus by means of a mirror. If the plan et is bright, two or three moons will thus be seen; they, like the rest obtained by this method, reflections that take place between the two surfaces of the glass. With a metallic mirror there is no such moonshine. The two children appointed to carry the trail of Lady Mayoress, at the re cent wedding, failed to de their duty and it began to drag in the dirt a she was passing out to the carriage. She dropped her husband's arm and picked up her skirts. This was too much for an old lady, who indignantly observed : "She thinks more of her train than of her husband." A pneocious youth, standing by, turned round to the irate lady, and remarked : "Q aite right too. I dare say her husband will often neglect her to catch his train." Wedding Garments. Marrlajrn Oatfl's that Weri Worn In Olden limxr-How omr Danilft Appeared Itelore the Altar .ttarrlajcc of James of Scotland and Louis VlII. History and tradition have handed down to us wonderful accounts of the magnificent ceremonials and the gorge ous raiments which have signaliztd the weddings of bygone days, though some of the high-born dames of old have stood at the altar simply attired. When Louis XIII married Ann of Austria,her robe was white satin, and her hair was simply dressed.withoutcrown or wreath. Isabella of Portugal, as the bride of Bui gundy, wore a dres3 of splendid embroidery, a stonncher of ermine, tight sleeves, a cloak bordered with ermine,falling from her shoulders to the ground; but she had no ornaments. and her head-dress was white muslin. When Ann of France, finding the Archduke Maximilian tardy in his wooinjr, gave herself and dominions to Charles VIII, sh appeared at the imposing ceremo nial of her marriage in a robe of cloth of gold, with designs in raised embroi dery upon it, and bordered with price less sable. James I nearly ruined him self in order to celebrate the marriage of his daughter, the Princess Elizabeth; and great and determined was the oppo sition shown by his subjects to the marriage tax he raised to defray the 53,294 it cost The ceremony took place at Whitehall with so much pomp that it has formed the precedent for all other royal weddings in England which have followed. The train of the bride's dress, which was of silver cloth, cost 130. Her hair floated on her shoulders intermingled with pearls and diamonds. and a crown of gold was on her head. Perhaps, however, the marriage of Henry I with Matilda f Scotland bears off the palm, so far as outward splen dor is concerned. Bishop Anslem per formed the ceremony, in presence of all the beauty and chivalry of the realm. The marriage of Edward I in Canter bury Cathedral was little less magnifi cent The Paris papers have recently been giving some curious and interesting de tails respecting the costly articles of dress or ornament possessed by the royal and noble ladies of Europe. The young Countess de San Fernando possesses, it seeni3, a lace tunic, the like of which is owned by no othei lady in the world, Queen Isabella alone except ed. Her Most Catholic M ijesty has, it would appear, a perfect passion for lace, and possesses thereof a collection which is valued at over 8 1. 000,000. This col lection is a perfect museum of lace of all kinds, epochs and nationalities. One dress alone, composed entirely of point d'Alencon, is valued at 820,000, and there is a set of flounces in antique guipure which is even more costly. Of the Spanish mantilla veils her Majesty owns a large number, some of which are worth from 85,000 to 8(,000 each. Queen Victoria's passion is for India shawls, and her collection equals in val ue the laces of Queen Isabella. It in cludes shawls, the art of making which has long leen lost besides all the finest and most delicate marvels of the India looms of tho present day, including webs of golden thread and embroidered with diamonds and pearls. In respect to jewels, the Empress Elizabeth of Austria possesses the finest emeralds ever worn by woman, fliey are mount ed in the guise of a diadem, necklace and girdle of flowers, whereof the leaves are formed of single emeralds, and the blossoms are composed of diamonds. The Grand Duchess of Saxe Weirner owns the richest and most perfect col lection of jewels in the woild. The finest and largest tin q noises and pearls that exist are among the crown jewels of Russia, and the finest sapphires in the world form a part of those of England. Bavaria possesses among hi r crown jewels a parure of pink diamonds that is perfectly unique, TIIKMAIJKIAr.EOF.lAMKS OF SCOTLAND. Margaret Tudor, wiien married to James of Scotland, stood proudly at the altar, as her noble lineage warranted, a crown on her head, her hair hanging beneath it covered only by a cap ot gold, and with pearls about her neck. The ill-fated union of Philip and Mary was solemnized at Winchester Cathe dral, as benefited the sovereigns of two great countries. Charles I was married by proxy at Notre Dame. Georee 1 1 1 signalized his marriage with Queen Charlotte, which took place at St. James Chapel Royal, by abolishing many of the practices which then held good, but which were op'KHed to modern taste and feeling. St. James Chapel Royal has been the scene of more royal mar riages in modern days than perhaps any other edifice, though it is small and in convenient. Queen Anne, also William IV. were weddea here ; and here George IV was married, at 10 o'clock at night. Queen Victoria was married at the same place on the lO.h of February, 1840. The value of the wedding gifts of Mdlle. d'Albe, niece of the ex-?mpress Eugenie, is said to be 81,000,000. One of these was a cameo ring which be longed to Charles V. Eleven necklaces of brilliants adorned the collection. The Duke d'Ossuna, whom srie married, is said to be one of the wealthiest jer sons in the Peninsula. Among the E.irl of Dudley's presents to Miss Moncrieffe before she became his bride were a diamond diadern which had been the admiration and envy of all Paris, said to be worth ST.C0OO; a bracelet of fifty precious stones of sin gular purity, which Prince Albert had tried to bargain for in vain: another bracelet with a diamond "of fabulous price" in the center, and a collection of varied assortment additionally. On the wedding morning he presented her with a necklace of five rows of pearls of enormous value, and she wore a dress which contained 2,00 yards of point d' Alencon lace, and employed GOO hands in the making, and was so costly that the Empress Eugenie, for whom it w s intended, was obliged to decline ir. The noble acquaintances of Mis3 Mon crieffe, of course, loaded her with pres ents, and he inhabitants of Dudley beg ged her acceptance of a bracelet worth 500 guineas. The marriage of the Prince of Chimay, the heir to one of the great est houses in France, to Mdlle, Lejeune, a lovely blonde, with a fortune of 85, 000.000, left to her by her grandfather, the young Michel, once a famous banker, not long since elicited much comment. The Paris papers are full of details of her trousseau. Her lingerie alone is valued at 103.000 francs, including 21 pairs of sheets, embroidered by hand with the Caraman arms, each costing from 4.000 to 5.000 francs ; a fan in Ven ice point, enriched with diamonds and bearing in the center the arms of Cara man and Chimay; and among her jew elry is a necklace consisting of one circle of forty-two brilliants with their inner circles, each consisting ot thirty seven brilliants, with a magnificent em erald as a medallion and three sujterb brilliants as pendants. Philadelphia Herald. Wood Fires. We grant as has recently been said, that an open fire is "incompetent to heat our houses;" but we believe it Gin be made such an important factor in the culture of children, that we have no hesitation in urging others to try it. In houses that are wholly warmed by fur nace, the family circle is likely to be come impaired. The children take their friends to their own rooms, and the mother rarely becomes intimately ac quainted with their associates. Around a wood fire, all naturally com together; what interests one. comes in a short time to interest all, and the children are more open and free. The fire warmi the heart the same as the body. A wood fire early in the evening when the chil dren come home from school is ven necessary. When the boys get used to coming in from the cold and snow to a good wood fire blazing on the hearth, with the room not too nicely furnished for them to use, they are not apt to leave it for any outside attractions. The mo ment the familiar whistle is heard in the evening, let some kindling wood be thrust under the logs. The pleasant sensation produced by a good fire, if repeated every day, winter after winter, amounts to a great deal of happiness in a boy's lifetime, and is never forgotten. It is difficult to overestimate the value of this gathering place for the family. Wood fires are not dusty, and when used not for heat "but for cheer, and in the evening, do not cost much. The mod erate heat of a furnace or stove is suf ticient by day, and but little wood in the tire place is necessary to make it com fortable at night Indeed, the register often has to be turned off and the doors have to be closed to keep the heat of the house from rushing into the parlor. Ttie wood lire ventilates, and thus, not only are the feet kept warm, but the head remains c m1. Half a cord of hick ory wood lasts us atout a mouth, and we use it on Sundays after church, and on other days if we have friends to din ner, or the children are to be at home In spring and fall an open fire place is most useful. Every one knows how the furnace is disliked in moderate weather but by using at such times the wood alone, the desired heat is obtained and far more than the cost saved in the coal that would be burned to waste. If the tire place is painted black, it makes a good background for the red ll.ime, and keeps the brick work from looking shabby by the smoke. Let it be a good hearty blazing fire or none. Better to save in fine furniture, or in rich deserts, than put on wood sparingly. Brass andirons are the best, for they never wear out, and the labor in keeping them bright is much exaggerated. The wood must be long enough to reach over both andirons. Cjhi oh make a hot, quick blaze, just before the children go up to bed, and make them sleep the sweeter. Scribner for Ortnber. Men, Women and Furniture. We maintain, too, that, hi reality, man has no need of furniture, and that ev erything he does worth doing could be done without these adjuncts, in the highest stage of civilizition, men will not need either a lied, .t table, a stool, or a candlestick things which, just now, he considers to be of absolute ne cessity, but which one people, the most refined, the most intelligent, and the most highly civilized, that has lived on this planet in historic times the Japa nese, to-wit, have shown can be jer fectly well disjiensed with. Indeed, in every age, the more refined the race, the less has it thought furniture necssary, and it might even le asserted, without much fear of contradiction, that a eo ple that need a great deal of furniture to Iks comfortable and happy is in a state, so long as that need is felt, that can only be termed barbarous. Man proper, man in his highest condition of spiritual and physical development hi absolutely independent of furniture sits on his heels, sleeps on the tl'r, eats with his fingers from dishes made of gourds and leaves (or. if he prefers it. of wood exquisitely l.vquered) placed on the ground; avoids the necessity of candlesticks by using lanterns, or by going to bed early and sleeping late; and writes on his wristbands. All the noblest art, the most exquisite decora tive design, all the immortal boofc?, have com from peool or from indi viduals to whom -thing" have N-en unnecessary or unknown. And, there fore, to insist that man is distinguished from the lower animals by having fur niture, is not to say a handsome thing ab ut him, but to derogate from his dig nity. When we come to clothes, how ever, we find the case a different one. Clothes seem to go hand in hind with man's development as a social being, and every high tide in civilizttion has been marked by great inventiveness, splendor, and even luxury,' in dress. Scribner for October. Two ladies were discussirg a third wh i whs. of course, absent -She is really charming," say3 one, "and above all, she has an air of intelligence. 'Yes," said the other, "but there are no words to the air." HUMOROUS. The question of the hour- What time is it? A head waiter The last man in a crowded barler shop. New Yorkers are troubled to get rid of their garbage. They must remem ber that where there swill there's a way. "Ladies weighed in here." is the sign on a New York store, but whether they do "wade in" there or not we are not in formed. Nobody likes to b- noWly; but ev erybody is pleased to think himself somebody. And everylnidy is some body: but when anybody thinks him self everybody, he generally thinks ev erybody else is nobody. An old school philosopher remarks that if bread is the staff of life, pound cake must be a gold-headed cane. Doubtless it is true. and two icecreams and a cirl are a regular two-wheeled velocipede. "Thats our family tre-" said an Ar kansas youth, as he punted to a vigor ous hemlock, ami ad led. "A govl many of our folks have ben hung on that tree for borrowin horses after dark." "You can't drink so much brandy with impunity." said a New York phy sician to a gouty p.itient "Perhaps not, with impunity, doeNir. but with a little peppermint I fancy 1 can go it." was the serene reply. "Is Mr. Brown a man of means?" asked a gentleman of old Mrs. Fizzle ton. Well. I reckon he ought o be." drawled ou the old lady. for lies tins meanest in m in our town." A FrenJi paper says a worn m com mitted suicide in a police cell hv swal lowing herring. It is evidently a cell this thing of a woman committing sui cide by swallowing herrings. The fellow who wanted to increase wages by law will draw a bill prescrib. ing that all land shall hereafter yiuld thirty bushels of wheat to the acre. il mie's the pli'efor b v"s." said a stern parent to his son. who was fond of going out at night. 'That's just what I think when you drive me oil ,to school every morning," said the son. Hie saw the plac ml in front of th Uiokstoro. "You can get "That Hus band of Mine" for half a dollar.". and as she passed on. she muttered, "I have one I will sell for half th it much." "I try to preach the milk of the word. said a city clergyman to a parishioner who remonstrated that his ' sermons were too long. "Yin." remarked the other, "but around here what we want is condensed milk." An itinerant preacher of Virginia be ing invited to h il I f rlh iu on-' of the back settlements, taking tor his text the words: "Though after my death skin worms destroy this h dy, yet in the flesh shall I see (i d," divide I hi.i text into three p iris, thus- FirU. thn sklu woiuis; secondly, what thy done; -ml thirdly, what the man saw when he, was eat up." Scene in a seaside resturant Two gentlemen hail dined and were looking at the bill. There was a mistake in It III lieu of two bottles of champagne which had been consumed, the waiter had only chatyisl for one. "Shall we point out the thing?" says one, probably the more scrupulous "Well, replied tho other aftera moment, of doubt, "we had better not; the waiter would be sure to be jicolded, poor fel low." She was ironing when her sister came, in, with the news that an uncle was dead. "iKwl "' she gasped, nearly drop ping the iron from her hand. Ht tw was very pale, as was that of her sinter, as they iioth sto d there with that awe struck expression winch a death le:ivN upon the faces of the living. "Dead" she repeated in a faltering voice. 'It doesn't seem possible. It is so sudden, so unexpected, so dreadful thai I mi scarcely realiz? it What aie you go ing to wear?" Life in Pari. Half the inhabitants of P.trh avwid domestic life altogether, .sleeping tu lodgings and eating iu restauntulH. of which there are a great variety. The most common stblinhnp-iiLi iu P.irlri are the eittng house, from the otp house up to the " 'l" restaurant. Th former is nominally a lunch home, where beef broth is the chief dSsh, awl wry capital broth it is to; but all t thi-se broth houses furnish In addiUou a certain variety of fish, meats and veg etables, with wine in addition, it a Iw er proportionate nit" than at a regular restaurant The grade of these hoiwis naturally depends up n the quarter of the city in which they are placed. Th" ''rtrneri'i are ostensibly cheap uiilk hhops. where one may. In the morn ii.: get a ff-e. tn or chocolate, with a stiic or an omelette. The cun'oiner, on Al tering, calls for three centh" worth of coffee, for example, and an omelet with two or three- e'gs, as he may prefer' The ti rst-class mf off-rs its customers only coffee aad rolls, but aIds the perus al of the daily jMipers. The restanrant differs, in turn, from all these, because offering full meils at all hours, and, in addition, regular breakfast and dinner at 11 a m., and at '' i v.. respectively. The price of the regular rnejds Ls invar iably posted in gdt letters on the aire window panes, and a stranger with limited funds can walk down a aire.. and find a restaurant suited to Urn means, merely by studying the price on the windows. Whatever the quality of the food, however, the cuoktng is al ways admirable savory and serve! mt The custom of feeing the waiters is au intolerable nuisance; but . it is by the fees that hotel and restaurant waiters are paid, he who disregards this Medo iVrsian law of custom will soon l mad-; to find out his mistake; he is a marked man, and will wait long, on r turning to a restaurant whose customs he has disregarded, before he receiver attention, and b then served with cold victuals and treated with studied disre spect We hope that this custom will never be followed In our own country. jm A, a sssir, .mm - -MjHr , .--.ip(iI: ttMta ? U1 'g",