1 V J ijABaw. , i , - ' i -laJMaatemaaBBBaaaBBaBByaBBBaBB s THE RED CLOUi) CHIEF. 1Ute8 of Advertlslnr. HB fm hv "jf J Ot(i!iBSlrsirt ST&J PUBLISHED WKKKLV AT F I T i I M . -- i M JI an a em tUtf , Qttrm Matt lrn!au. S4 JwtlMiU fee tM Ua tfcM vr, Mt l ! ED CLOUD, NEBRASKA. attract. Um) Ml Ut!HaI XtKkM ft Bm fcf erst taswUoa. 4 S tU fef oaca ntot(tNt wrtlwu 2E. HE. "WAJRIISnEIR,, Con aawartJaief at stam . SMtflaaoa aaW BS av vaor RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28. 1S7J. NUMBER II. Editor and Proprietor. i wO! W fir. MI ' H U ' 1 J -J ' Wt J.m!,M,M4TTtl.Utar 1 M M y B 1 ,B X J J y Jk m-JL anl M" -' - i i - - - - . p - ni-.-i iiiiii ! L " ' ' - - i VOLUME III. RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28. 1S7;.. NUMBER 11. JZr.Zl7,Z"n-m""m J j i !jS; V UKNKRAL XEWB. Mr. James rernlcrgast fell dead utl dentlj at Louisville, Ky., Oclobcr 15th. Apoplexy was the cause. The Eagle I) tillcry at Evansvillr, Ind., was burned October 15th. Loss heavy and but partially insured. On the lGth of Octoler, Nehon Cool was sentenced at Jamestown, X. Y., to be hanged on the 2Cth or November, for the murder of Charles "Whlmple In March last. W. E Creary, of Michigan, has been promoted from utssUtaut to just master of the Uriittd U.tcs Eenate, and.C C. Joacs, ot Minncsotu has bem uppointci assls!a(ff'peatnstcr. Maj. Edward?, one of the editorial duelibts, was arrebted in St. L'utp, Octo ber ICth, under the Missouri law, lor sending a rhid'cngc. The arrest was made to head oil the indictment in Winnel ao county, Illinois'. Johu T. Huff-, cashier of the Firtt KfllioLal Bank of Tiflin, Ohio, commit ted suicide on the evenirg of October 15th, by shooting himself through the heart. It is believed that irregularities Jvavc existed for some time in the bank, and its affairs are being investigated. The Director General ol the Centen nial has suggested to the Secretary of the Interior the propriety of providing for a representation at the exhibition of those organizations formed during the late war, for the purpose of mitigating the sufferings of the sick and wounded on the battle field. The sale of the. Moundale herd of Short Ilorns at Thompson Station, Clark county, Ky., was well attended, and the prices good. The aggregate was 53.80. Xhe herd consisted of 80 cmales and 10 males, making an average of (GOG for the females, and $915 for the males, the tern males bringing $0,150. In all there were one hundred and seventy head sold, aggregating 177,000. At the sale of Short Horns at Gales burg, 111.. Oct. 17th, Mr. Barcjay, of West Liberty, Iowa, bought seven head, paying therefor $2,21)5. Mr. W. P. Young, of Jit. Pleasant, Iowa, bought twelve head for $2,830. 8. W. Jacobs bought five head for $2,575, paying for one cow 1,150. Itob't Miller, of West Liberty, bought four head for $1,G10. J. S. McCaughan, of Wintercet, Towa, bought one for $525. Alex. Charles bought onJ for $2,000. And II. G Lit tle of Giinnell, bought one for 240. A correspondent referring to the sales of pure bloods in the Blue Grass regions of Kentucky, states that never before iu the history of ShortJIorn cattle has there been so large a crowd and so interesting a aalo as the grand one at Vinewood. The "North, South, East, and West, were repre sented in full lorce, while Great Biituin was not wanting in spirited bidders. Ladies, of the fairest and noblest that the Blue Grass affords, were present iu profusion. The repast was sumptuous and abundant, aud well accorded with Mrs. Groom's noted cuisine and hospi tality. Forty-four native cows and heifers brought $58,210, averaging $132, and 20 imported ones, 51,225, averaging 2,561; total for cows, 109,435, and average $1,710. Four native bulb sold for 1,715, averaging 420. and five im ported ones for 12,300, averaging 3,40; total for bulls, 14,G15, and average 1,557; total for 73 animals, $183,450; grand average, 1,691. With the exception of the New York Mills' tale this is considered the greatest ever Made on our continent iu point of num oera, total aud average, ana places Mr. Groom in the topmost rank of Short Horn breeders, '.whether English or American. A dhpa'ch from Cheyenne of October 16th, sass: Prof. Waltir P. Jcnaey, Hjief of the Geologist expedition, to tin .Ack Hills, aBd his assistants, returned here to-day, liaving spent five months iu the Hills and made quite a thorough ex amination of the whole country avc. mapped it fruui Belle Fouchc to the soath fork of the Cheyenne river, re ports gold fields extending 40 miles orth from Harney's Peak, and 20 miles wide, that contains gold in quantities that will pJ from three to five dollars par day to the man, and that there are bars on numbers of streams that will pay much more than that. The water sapplies are ample for working pur poses and the fall is sufficient to carry the water from the top of most of the bars aad allow the tailings to be readily disposed ot. The gold is coarse, scale gold, easily separated from the gravel aad saad. The Prof, has with him an oaace ot coarse gold that tveo men ob taiaed om Spring Creek with ten hours labor. A away of this gold shows it to be 9.40 fiae, worth 19.43 in coin to the oaace. Prof. Jcnacy corroborates flea. Custar's reports of the Hills, and says they will support tkousaads of ariaari wkea. the Government opens them to settksMat. The valleys are all adapted to agricvltmre, aad the kills aad caaroaa to stock raisiag. The raiafall is ttJmtifal aad timber abuadant. Hk report will be made from -New before CoBgress meets. Tennessee Pirmlrs. Orate ut an Kxtiact Ksre of l.illfiti-tiatift-CurleHa lllarovrrlea la Hit Ta nnf MoiiBlaliiH. Haywood, in his very interesting his tory of Tennessee, tells of a race ot pig mies which existed huudreds of years ago in the vicinity ol McNinville and Sparta, where their ctrncterWs are yet to be found, though many of them have been torn up by te plow of the indus trious farmer of the present day. At the request of Prof. Henry, of the Smithsonian Institute, John It. La I lard left here latt Sunday morning, to. see whether he could not unearth a skeleton to be placed on exhibition at that insti tution. Monday, he went to Hickory Bottom, five miles out from Sparta, and examiued, on the farms of 3Iessrs. Spei.ce and Wilton, about twenty graves, all ol which had been previously opened and everything they contained taken out. Mr. Wilson, one of the oldest citizens in that locality, informed him thatgiuvcs were first discovert d ia 1820. The early settlers found them to average 22 L by 14 inches wide and 12 inches in depth. The graves arc formed ot sand stone rock, which is found, not in the valleys where the graves are located, but on the top of the mountains. From all that could be learned, this race of peo ple must have lived at least three or four centuries ago. Thursday morning, accompanied by Dr. J. W. Sawyer, Mr. Lillard went to Dyle's farm, and bc3idc the grave out of which Haywood obtained a skeleton during his researches, he obtained the bones of a pigmy. One ot the graves had as a head stone a limestone rock, a thing unusual. By this particular mark it Is presumed the remains must have been that of a noted person of the race. In the one in which he obtained the fragmentary portions of what was left of a pigmy, Mr. Lillard found remnants of pottery which show signs of having once been filled with charcoal. This grave had never before been opened Frcm the manner in which the remains lay it is fcupM)sed the body must have been interred in a sitting position. The measurement of this skeleton is twenty-six inches in height. The thigh, arm, ribs, and, in fact, all the bones are small, the full set of teeth showing at the mc time that they must have be longed to an adult. The thigh bones are a little larger than a man's forefinger. Mr. Lillard shipped the bones, on his arrival here last night, to the Smithso nian Institute. He also brought with him a beauti fully polished stone pestle, used by the Indians, pel haps, centuries ago, in pounding "their corn into meal. It is the best specimen of such implements that we have ever seen. NaiJtville American. Backward, 1Mb Backward. Backward, pin backward my skirts in their flight, make me small again, just for to-night; I am so weary, and my skirts arc so long, sweeping the pave ments as I walk along, gathering dirt from out of the street, looked at by every one that I meet; mother, dear mother, I know I'm a fright, pin back my skirts, mother, pin 'cm back tight. Mother, dear mother, the days are so warm, and I'm tired of this dress I have on; it is so clumsy and don't fit me right, pin it back, mother, pin it back tight; now I'm ready, don't I look sweet? smiling on all I happen to meet.' I'm in the fashion, so that is all right, pin back my skirts, mother, pin 'em back tight. Methcr, dear mother, I know it's a sin, to wear dresses that show off one's limbs, but what is a poor girl going to do, if the world wears 'em too, it is only those who arc thin that arc afraid to show off a form that is not well made; you may laugh, but you know that I'm right, pin back my 'skirts, mother, pin 'cm back tight. Where 11 Came From. A Detroit girl picKcd up a new beau the other evening at church, and when they reached her father's gats he ac cepted her invitation to go in. He was perfumed to kill, and it wasn't long before his musk reached the back room in which the old folks sat. The old man was heard stubbing around, muttering and growling, and presently he opened the door and passed out and walked around the house. He 'came back after snuffing around 'for a few minutes, and pounding oa the parlor door he inquired : "Evangeline, where's that piece of candle!" "I don't know, father; why!n she in quired in return. "There's a skunk or something or other under the addition, and I've got to hnnt him on or we cant live here over night." The young man didn't stay long after that. "Pa," "!d tittle Jiamie, "1 came very near getting to the head of my claw to-day." "How u that my son?" Why, a big word came all the way down to me, aad, if I only comld nave spelled it, I womld have gone clear np. " PERSONAL. The Duke of Portland is one of the wealthiest of living peers; his daily in come is estimated at 1,000. Mr. Jackson, a Colorado banker, has a gentle side to his pecuniary soul. He will wed Mrs. Helen Hunt, the poetess. The original maid of Athens is now living, aged 75. She has still the relics of her former beauty; but her name, alas! is Mrs. Black. Harriet Hosmer will contribute a group representing (mancipation to the women's department of the Centennial Exhibition, the largest ideal work the has executed. Miss Sarah II. Brayton, M. Dn has received the appointment to the chair of Materia Medica and Therapeutics In the New York Frte Medical College for women. Mr. Alex. U. Stephens says his chief object in coming North this winter is "to do toot! in bringing alKiut a better state of ft cling and a better understand ing between the people of the different sections of our great and common coun try." The Crown Princes) of Germany is Colonel of a regiment of hussars. In a review recently she appeared at the head of her cavaliers. Is there a woman anywhere who would not consent to be a Crow n Princess, since such are the re wards of the onerous position? Joaic Mansfield is cutting a great splurge at Frouville, France. She lives extravagantly, and receives many visits from noblemen. It is to be hoped that no French novelist will put her in a book as a type of American womanhood; yet such things have happened. Massachusetts is putting in claims for both orator and poet at the Centennial Exhibition. The Springfield Republican has reason to believe that the choice for orator will fall upon Charles Francis Adam3, and that for poet on Mr. Long fellow or Mr. Lowell. A movement is on foot in Pittsburg to erect a monument in memory ot Stephen C. Foster, the composer, of "Old Folks at Home," "Old Dog Tray," "My Old Kentucky Home," "Come Where My Love Lies Dreaming," and other popn lar airs. Joaquin Miller's novel, "One Fair Woman," no allusion to Minnie Myrtle, is announced in London.. Joaquin must be prepared to have all his female acquaintances, save the designated fair one, cut him after the appearance of the book. Emperor William of Germany sleeps on a narrow bed with one mattress, and rises every morning at G. His city resi dence is not at all grand or sumptuous, but in the country he has many magnifi cent palaces. He is a grim old soldier that Emperor; but they say he has a tender heart. This is the neat little title which goes before the name of the King of Burmah. "His Great, Glorious and Most Excel lent Majesty, who reigns over the King doms of Thanaparanta and Tampadipa and all the Umbrella bearing Chiefs of the Eastern Country, the King of the Rising Sun, Lord of the Celestial Ele phants, Master of the many White Ele phants, the Great Chief of Righteous ness, King of Burmah." A FennUIn ef Death. Ou Nebow ridge, in this county, about four miles from Jacktown and ou the farm belonging to Henry Miller, there is what is called a gas spring. This is probably the greatest curiosity in Penn sylvania. The water is cold, but babbles and foams as if boiling; but the greatest wonder is the inevitable destruction of life produced by inhaling the gas. No living thing is to be found within a cir cuit of 100 yards of the spring. The very birds, if they happen to fly over it, drop dead. We experimented with a snake of the copperhead variety on its destructive properties by holding it a few feet above the water, it stretched dead in two minutes. We stood over it about five minutes, wbaa a dull, heavy, aching sensation crept over as, and our eyes began to swim. The gaa which escapes here is of the rankest kind of carbonic acid. It will kill a human being in twenty mUutetr-JtauZtiif Eatfe. The Ohio legislature k reported to stand as follows: Senate ' Baynblicaas 31, Democrats 16; Hosjat Bepablicana to, Democrats 46. Tie majority for Hayes in the State is 5,007, if the vote claimed as fraudulent in Ferrysbarg be rejected; bat if it be coaa4ed, his ma jority is 4,753. Cary for Untenant Governor is beaten by abomt 13,000 ma jority. A meeting of the Execnthra Commit tee of the 8tato Bar Asseaiatiea was held ia Das Moines, Octpher 14th, at which a committee ttm pasisHil to forth next of the earn to tor for the eweaaiosi Th aa that the next s leant twe slays. FOREIGN NEWS. The French election haij been fixed for Deccm!er 20th. ? On the 16tli7'of,Octo5erthe Prince of Wales embarked on his visit to Iadia. A special to the London Standard says thnt the Turks now hold the district of Zubec, the last refuge ;of the insur- gents. I The Timit ol India, says there are 20,000 people rendered feomeless by the floods in the neighborhood of Ahmeda bad, in the province of Guzerat A force of 2,000 InsuTjJpnU .have been defeated by the Turks, f&Q killed. The rest took refuge in Montenegro. The 17 villages hitherto strongly insur gent have submitted to Turkish au thority. It is asserted that in consequence of the Pope's intercession the Emperor of Gcrinsnyjias remitted one year of Car din il Letiochowski's term of imprison ment for resisting the Prussian Ecclesi astical laws, and that full pardon will probably follow. The London Morning Echo publishes a special from Paris saying that the popularity of il. Thiers is causing some uneasiness to the MacMuhonites. Poli ticians have been reminded that the presidential competition has been ad journed until 18S0. At Toronto, Cinada, October lGth, the trial of Arthur Davis acd wife, for the murder of Miss Oilman by malpractice, was brought to a close by a verdict of guilty against both. They were sen tenced to be hanged on the 8th of De ectnbea. The Indians recently surprised and attacked Canclu Galve7, on the Chu gurague, in Daricn, and killed over fifty and dispersed tho entire camp of 800 men. This death blow to rubber gath ering in Darien cuts off the Isthmus' supply, and the market of Panama wd suffer very heavily. Cement?. A good rubber cement may be pre pared by dissolving one part india rub ber in two parts linseed oil, and adding to the solution a sufficient quantity of bole, 6ay aboufllifecvpsr&. For amber and tortoiscsliell, a cement is made by mixing together equal parts ot mastic and linseed oil, and warming gently. This cement should be used warm. To unite wood to wood, -a thick solu tion of shellac in alcohol may be used. It is well to put a piece of fine gauze cr crape between the broken surfaces of wood, and then press them tightly to gether until the cement becomes per fectly firm. Another good, durable ce ment for woodwork is made by fusing together shellac, mastic and common turpentine, and adding some broken isinglass. For attaching 'small objects to any thing turned, a mixture of colophonium, turpentine and yellow max, with the ad ditievea little pulv answers mccly-Tj and holds Weltf To fasten kntrp; Handles, we msy us parts of melted black pit of fine brick dust. It must warm. A varnish or cement to protect wocd from the action of uiincal acids, alka lies and corrosive gasc3 like chlorine, is made from G parts of colophonium and 3 parts of wood tar by heating together in an iron kettle on a furnace in the open air, and then stirring iu four parts of fine brick dust. The varnish is ap plied with a brush while warm. An excellent cement for glass is made by dissolving 1 part india rubber in CO parts of chloroform, thea adding 34 of masth;, and letting it digest for a week at a gentle heat. This cement is also applied with a brush, and is especially distinguished by its transparency. Another cement for glass and porce lain is made by digesting small pieces of isinglass iu 16 times their weight of .water for 24 hours. The solution is evaporated to one half, strained, and, while still hot, S parts of alcohol is added, and at the same time a solution of 1 part mastic in 0 parts warm alco hol. One half part of finely powdered gum ammoniac is tritura'ed in the warm solution until the whole maxs is homo geneous. When used, both the cement and the object to be mcaded are warmed. This cement is highly recom mended for its adhesive qaalities. A small tenement house in Oil City, Pa was bmmed on the 19th of October. It was occupied by a family named Gentry, and the mother was away at the time, aaviag left threechildren in charge, who endeavored to kindle a ire with kerosene. The Ire ignited the eU, aad the can exploded, boreiag the little boy so badly that there was no hope of kaa One of the little girls, IS of age, escaped withoat mfsjrj, hat the ether little fid, 4 years eU, wh ma to a ckect aad skat the bnmed to death. jps- i cmHvcauas wax, Iwammmmmmmf . j.'la fAitr tBBBBBBnspT V SlUfLBSJmAJ MHVPIBain &lrvefannBBBBKf Bmmmmmmmamvmr .mmmmmmmmmmv I'am ku .aalBBBBBBBBBBBWa s-i JmmmfSsmmmmmmmmf' A SNAKE STOKY. r KTUXE KAH.VM "Oh, my r exclaimed Slyra Randall, starting back from the currant buh, where she had been picking the scarlet fruit, upsetting the pan and nearly turn bling into the asparagus bed, UI saw a snake." She had seen one sure cnongh, and might continue to mc him If she liked --f or there he lay siuggihly curled over the top of the currant bush, basking la the June tun, a Utlic, little creature, eight or ten inches long, grace ful as a ribbon and green as an emerald; a handsome object if one only thought so. Myra recovered her equilibrium and her composure in a moment and Mniled at her fright. The snake was jcrlcctly harmless, she knew, and as her life had been spent on these prairies, stretching away as far as the sight could reach, snakes were no novelty. "I aai a fool ish as the boy, who, nfttr being btoitght up in the o dd, was i rated at an on I, but I am so nervous ami wrought up alnmt Tom," she said half to hcrsell as she picked up the pan and moved off to a distant bush, "that it seems as if I should fly to pieces." A few bunches of fruit were gathered to replace the spilled ones, but her heart was not interested in currant jelly, ami, after working list lessly a few moments, she tat down on the grag, her hands folded over the pan in her lap, and her eves on the ground, lest iu troubled thought. She made a pretty picture; the June sunshine sifting its gold throuch the thick foliage of an apple tree down upon her ; the pensive droop of the head; the pretty, girlish face- and figure, with yet a touch of ma tronly dignity about them, for Tom, the great, good natured fellow, who never could say "no" to nny one, and who was bis own worst enemy, had been her hus band a year. Tom, who had stumbled home at an early hour this morning from the town a new railway station a half mile away and, waiting only to rid bimseif of his boots, had tumbled into bed where he lay. now, sleeping off his tipsiness, while in ail the glory of June weather the hours crept toward noon. He bad drauk too much, tier friends had warned her w hen Myra first knew him, but she was willing to try the viry uncertain experiment of reforming him, and for a while after their inurringe it seemed as if she would be successful, but the new railroad with its evil asso ciations drew him from her influence and tor months he had been going from bad to worse, until Myra was well nigh dis couraged. A drifting leaf from the apple tree fell on her hands, rousing her from the study it. to which she had fal len, and, startling up, she turned to go into the house, when the little crccn snake she had seen before slipped across the path into the house. A sudden thought struck her, an inspiration, as a woman's best thoughts always arc; she hesitated u moment and then threw the pan, currants and all, at the snake, stun ning it slightly, and then, with a little qualm of aversion, gathered it in her apron and mn into the home. A mo ment later she was shaKinTom, auil lin irim -to gtt ui. "Come, come, If boon and you have had no 1 should think you would be this time. Come, I have ant pie. iou know how ke that." Tom roucd him- tat up on the side ol the bed, Stretching end yawning and rubbing his blood ebottcn eyes, nc wss not abashed to meetyalyra's reproachful glances. After. tlMfirst of these sprees he had been, bufwc was getting hardened now. "Put on your ocots and come out of this close room, dec what a beautiful day it is." And she flung open the door and the low cottage windows that opened on the ground. After a few more stretches Tom sleepily picked up one of his boots and inserted his foot into it, when he encountered something strange, and drawing it off quickly, turned it upside down, when a sn&kc slipped out and disappeared under the bed. "My goodness, Myra, did you see that?" he asked, fully awake now. "See what?" said Myra, looking vacantly at him. "Why, that snake!" "A snake," she replied, looking at him in astonishment, "what saskeP "Why, that snake that came out of my boot, a little green snake." "Oh! Tom," she said, ia ccnsternalion, -you don't really think yon saw a snake, do you? You are just trying to frighten me." "Non sense, Myra, den't be a fool," he said irritably, "think I saw one, I know I did, it dropped right out of my boot, and sneaked away uader the bed wher it fct now. 111 be bound," and ha m&de preparations to look. "Ol doat Tom," he cried, "eWt yom know its year im agiaadoa! Doat excite ytwrsalf, please, that will emly nuke it worse. Oh! dear what shall I do for him! lie downright ikt me brmgyowa of cairn, that will settle Ok! MkalltJaatherublesra: n .a. TseM-a Aaajj --"- ----- wath afcortiaar kanat Tt -- L s MX aaranBBBnaap -lavenBaeBaBBBj yvamwei AaafeT M-m maa nm aaBBaaaWV bbbb emBsaaaaanjanm emw aMeaBBBBBB-fr4R aaaaaaaa teaamaav- .aam m - . a mammm w w - . m. j eammvamavame vT srfBB . . : AL ZJ&W - vanamaf 1 Is the wemm crazy! exclaimed the be wildered Tom. "I knew it would cornr to this," he cried, "but I didn't think it would bv quite so mxu. The doctor a.id you would go on until until you saw anaac and all sorts of terrible thing and went crazy, anil raved round; but I s hoping it would never happen, but it has, it has , and oh, dear, what hall I do?" Having gotten a good start, the tear came without any effort, and she threw herself on Tom's broad brcait in as abandonment of grief. "Hush, Myra," he said, (touched by her tears, as he smoothed her ahiuiug hair, "it's you that are crazy with bjr-r rowing trouble, child; I did not imigiae anything; I saw a snake at plain as I see you, anil I fell him, besides, with my foot, the mushy little wretch, lie must have crept in the hoiuc some way and got into my boot." "She shook her hed, her face a! ill hidden, and said, as though she wished to believe him, but reason would not let her, 'How could he get in, Tom, when I clo&ed all the doors and windows so the llies wouldn't trouble you? No," deliberately, and with a long drawn sigh, "it was an optical delution, the result of au overwrought brain, that's what the doctor said." Tom paled a little at the suggestion of her worth. She was so sure, and he had such fiiith in her; betides, his miad hadn't teemed as clear as usual lately, his eyes were blurred, aad thing that used to be plain were somehow muddied to his underUading now. But a man doesen'e readily doubt the testimony of his own eyes, and he laid Myra down and began a thorough search of the room. "You wou't find it dear, "she said, in a pitying voice, looking at him with compassionate eyes. "I wouldn't think uny thing more about it I were you. Come out and get something to eat. Your nerves are all unstrung; after that we will forget all about the snake." And he did not find it, though he ex tended his search to the door-yard und Sower-beds. Du:mg the parley it had made good it's escape, and neither he nor Myra ever saw it again. Hut it set him to thinking. He began to realize that he had been going to de struction at a vry fast pace. "Although this was a little grass-snake," he cogi tated, "and I knew it was a real live snake," he kept assuring himself in a way t.'iat proved he was by no means certain, "the next I see may be a fiery one. And the doctor has been expecting all these things to happen," mused the honest fellow; "he said son cthing about it to mc once, but I wouldn't listen, but it has worried Myra nearly to death, I suppose. I did not think I had gone so far, but one slips into bad ways before they knew it; but there ia one thing I do know I have not gone so far yet but that I can go back." Aud he then and there made a resolution to break oft from his carousing associates and go to work on his neglected farm. This was a turning poiat in his life, and with a determined heart he took the first steps in the right direction. Years later the railway water-tank and sigual station had become a great, flourishing town. Like seed dropped oa the rich prairie soil, they had produced a growth almost beyond belief, the farm had long since been cut up into build ing lots, and 3Ir. Thomas IUadall was "one of our wealthiest aad most influ ential citizens." Uc often said as a word ot warning to young men given to dis sipation, and an encouragement for them to reform, that he had once gone so far as to sec snakes In his 4xta, and had yet bet n able to break off aad give np drink forever. Myra never smiled when she beard this. She remembered too well the troubles of her early married life, and besides she had beard him tell the story so of tea she had almost come to believe it herself. A Monkey Stops A BailraM Train. Wc'lcara from our genial friend, con ductor S. K. Lawioa, of the Savaaaab Charleston railroad, says the Savannah iVVtej, that a day or two since a train coming to this city was stopped by a moakcy whilst it rapid metioe. It teems that the train was bowliag al ing at the rate of twenty miles aa hoar, when suddenly "down brakes" waa sounded, the engine bril ringing vigor ously at the sasae time, aad the locosao tlvecame to a stop as the brakessea sprang to their posts. The condacter was rather mystiied aad proceeded at once to iavestigaie the matter. It waa discovered that a moakey, which waa coaf aed ia the baggsge ear, had brekea loose and was amasiag aiamelf swinging oa the bell-rope, aad the Uassigneleatoste. The easjlamastoa ef he saddea stoj divarssoa moacey Decease eases a among tae neaneamara, ami the I " " aaam ma; jt - - .- . i aawr aaaaTPaaar aaatA a .a iL.a . n J2. was anaatea a tew nays age, caaraad am to the laaneaaan tr. -' - - ataaaa aram njerarns saywaj eafafaBBBBBj , s t' , KJ MIMOIKHX Arr thoc xaj- ad ac lorni! In qulrrd, a la.ly of a jurtnilc suh-ttma. "No, ma'am. thfjre all tea cent, rv 't plied the innocent ruuagttcr. Little Harry, five rerolJ. an catWl to ce the new baby. Af'cr a mo meat's contemplation, he turaed to hi expectant papa with: "Wc didn't rienl that!" "There, John," ld an UW mother, "that's twice you've roue home ad for. got'ea that lard !" "La, mothrt V c plained joung dutiful, "it wa r- graiy1 that U slipped my mlad." "U'cm )ou," Mid John llearyrlii? tear ia Ida jc. "ahc takes hair ofl to easy that erhapa the dcon't know Uow it hurt to hare mine pulled out. A strong-minded woman av that sarn are allowed to do what they please and go where they pleasr, when anyone ran see that the women are utilrermelly "tied back." A Brooklyn gi I httly sans "Darling, I Am Growing Old," with an expression so pertinent aad forcible that her pre crastinatiag lover wai brought to time on tho spot. "The fashion of putticg welts on the able of paats ia revived," raja n fiuhloc ablc exchange; and little Charley aya he hope the fasbijB of putiing welts en Uw seats of bois' pants will soon go out. Cuitomer (to a maparller of Pari) "Ah there la Huia but 1 do not ace Moscow." Hhopkcccr (running hla finger over the map) "Monro wl Mos cow! It diee not seem to be here. With sudden animation. Ah! Monnh-ur for gets that Moscow war ourncd !" The season hat arrived when the care ful housewife begins to htittle her flower garden into the house, preparatory to having it freeze under shelter, and then renew her annual vow, that "ahc'll never try to keep another plant over winter, no, never 1" She scut her husband down town after tome red dyeatoO, and he got cochineal, which wasn't what ahc wanted. She told him so and he got mad, and when she in sisted upon his going ngain he got mad der which was what she wanted in the first place. Said a wife to her hiiUund "How in it that you can't come home night in some sort or seawnf The gcatle rj tort waa: 4'You got me in the way of It. Ilef ore we were married you used to throw your arms about tny ncrk at '! o'clock, and say, 'Dan't go darling, it's early yet,' b.t now If I hapjtcn to Uy out till 2 it is a terrible alTtir." It la related of a Parbirtu portiait painter that, having recently painted a portrait of a lady, a critic, who had just dropped in to tee what waa goin on in the studio, exclaimed: "it is very nicely painted; but why did yon take such aa Uily model?" "It is my mother," calmly replied the artist. "Oh I pardoe, a thousand timet," from critic, in great confusion. "You are right; I 1 ought to have perceived it. She resern- you completely." A shopkeeper purchased of an Irih woman a quantity of butter, the lamps of which, Intended for pouads, he weighed la jthe balance aad foaad wast ing. "Sure, it's yoar own faalt if they are .light," said Biddy, in reply to the complaats of the buyer; "it's your owe faalt, sir; for wasn't it with a pound of yoar owa soap I boaght here myself that I weighed them?" Tae shopkeeper hail nothing more to sav oa tht aabject, A- nice little boy of aine yar was taken very aick while visitiag a school mate ia upper towa a few days siacc. His friend's mother fouad that he re qaired aa emetic, aad prepared one for him. The lad wa"saWtoe: terribly, bat refared to take the derc, saying that "Hi mamma would not like it if he did, as she was a LoaotopathUt, and did not allow him to take allopathic medi cine." The lady itcraisted, and told aim that be might not get well if he did net take it. Finally the obstiaato yoaag maa exclaimed: '4WeIl, I'll take the etaaT, bat I tell yoa one thiaa: I woa't vomit!" A farmer living just out of Yicks barg was readiag in aa agricaltaral aaaer the other day aa srticle headed, "Je End to Yoar Cow." He weat eat to milk with a heart fall of Ha learn, nadashesat aewa he whispered: "So, boas, anaael aroaad, ajoed r ream re, hast a little, there, yea totelBgaat aad aiaeV I hearted oid baawy." Aaeat twe nam. atea after that. 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