fc Oh Bum, What Hast Them Done 2 Mr. and Mrs. Phrye are a young couple, -with good prospects and a snug home. The only indication of a sliadow on their hearth has been a growing habit of drink on the part of Mr. Phrye. Tliis has been the cause of many heart aches to Mrs. Phrye, and much uneasi ness to the friends of the couple. At first Mr. Phrye could not be brought to realize the power liquor was obtaining over him, but upon the earnest and con tinued persnasion of his wife he finally promised to abstain from the use of all intoxicating liquors. Itwasat this happy time that the West street church gave an entertainment. It was a social gathering and was largely attended. Mr. and Mra. Phrye with several neigh bors went. Mr. Phrye sent his wife ahead with her friends, while he went to the barber shop, and was to rejoin them after his shave. With thisuudeatanding Mrs. Plirye started, first reminding him in a whisper of his promise, and implor ing him not to go off with that Joe GooYlson. Mr. Phrye pressed her hand in deep affection and faith, and went to the barber shop. From the barber's hands he went directly to the church, and took a seat with his party. Upon seating himself he leaned over to the lady on his left to make some remark when he was startled by the expression of her face, the stare gave him, and the observation she emitted which was, " Oh 1" He instinctively turned to his wife for an explanation, and was struck dumb by the look of horror on that lady's face, " Oh, George !" the ex claimed, and her lips trembled. "What on earth ia the matter?" he whispered. " I never expected it of you," she re plied by way of explanation, at the same hiding her face in her haudkerchief to smother a sob. "And at church, too," naid the other lady, reaching for her handkerchief. 'It seems as if my heart will break," sobbed Mrs. Phrye, in further explanation of the trouble. "I was afraid it would come to this," said the other lady with soma degres of confidence. " O, dear," sobbed Mrs. Phrye. Poor Mr. Phrye! At every outburst he would turn to the one mak ing it and stare in blank amazement. " Maria," ho finally gasped, but still in a whisper, for fear of the ears of the audience, "what in the name of heaven has got into you and Mrs. Ferguson ? What have I done?" Mrs. Plirye sobbed, and Mrs. Ferguson groaned. "Good heaven! am I out of my rea son ?" demanded the alllietcd man, staring at the ceiling, and confining his voice to the apparent detriment of his chest. Another sob and groan, with a feeblo intimation from Mrs. Phrye that death would be a welcome guest to her. Mr. Phrye looked about for something with which to destroy his life, but not succeeding in finding it, relapsed into a fever heat and increased perspiration. "I would have rather met your cold corpse," explained Mrs. Phrye, in a broken voice, " than to see you in such a state." "What state?" howled the miserable- man. " Yes, indeed," sobbed Mrs. Ferguson, and having discharged a sacred duty with this remark she dis appeared behind her handkerchief. " What state?" again howled Mr. Phrye. " In such a state of liquor. O, heaven ! O, dear !" sighed Mrs. Phrye. At this charge Mr. l'liryc raised himself nearly fivo inches from his chair. "Maria, what do mean ?" he demanded, ' What ilojoii moan, you had better ask?" re plied the wretched woman. " I haven't drank a drop, so help mo " " Oh, hear tho perjurer !" cried Mrs. Fergu son, in a whisper of horror. " I am no perjurer," protested Mr. Phrye; "I hain't drank a dropjof liquor tliis day." Both ladies ap2earcd from behind their handkerchiefs and appeared to be very much impressed by his earnestness. "Uut you smell dreadfully of mm," faltered his wife. "Well, there ain't been no rum near me," ho asserted, " unless," and his face suddenly light ed "unless it is bay rum at the bar ber's." "Oh, that's it, that's it," shouted both of tho delighted ladies in chorus. "How could I have been so unjust?" said the happy Mrs. rhrye, squeezing his arm. "I thought all along it oouldn t be possible that Phrye 11ij11 1l iln fltutli tlillin ' inlrArillinl 1 Iin would do such a thing, pleased airs. i erguson. And t-o And t-o tho threatening clouds broke away and tho cheerful sunshine came in like a Hood upon the little party, and when Mr. Phrye was undergoing his next shave and the barber reached for the bay rum, he just waved his hand, and said, "Not by a dam's height, Mr. French." And no nioro bay rum does Mr. Phyrc use, and the live cents thus saved is relig iously devoted to the heathen. Dan bury Jfcivs. Tho Size of Countries. Tho lleil sea would reach from Wash ington to Colorado, and it is three times as wide as Lake Ontario. Madagascar is as large as Now Hamp shire, Massachusetts, Vermont, Connec ticut, New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Virginia and North Carolina all put together. Palestine is one-fourth the size of New York. Hindostan is more than a hundred times as large as Palestine. Great Britain is two-thirds the size of ilapau, one-twelfth tho size of Hindo stan, one-twentieth of China, and one-twenty-fifth of the United States. Greece is about tho sizo of Vermont. The English channel is nearly as largo jis Lake Superior, and Lake Huron is as large as the Sea of Azof. The Great Desert of Africa has nearly the present dimensions of tho United States. Tho Caspian sea -would stretch from New York to St. Augustine, and is as ! wide as from Now lork to Rochester. Tho following todies of water are nearly equal in size : German oceau, Black sea, Yellow sea ; Hudson's bay is rather larger; tho Baltic, Adriatic, Por- Man Gulf, and CEgean sea, about half as t large, and somewha larger than Lake Superior. The Mediterranean, if placed across North America, would make sea naviga tion from San Dieco to Baltimore. The Gulf of Mexico is about ten times ' the sizo of Lako Superior, and alxmt as large as the Sea of Kamtschatka, Bay of Bengal, China sea, Okhotsk sea or Japan sea. Lake Ontario would ge into either of them more than fifty times. Great Britain and Ireland aro about as large as New Mexico, but not as large as Iowa and Nebraska. They arc less than New York, Pennsylvania ami Ohio. A MrLK-PKODum-G Pn.vxT.-3L Gil-let-Damitto has addressed a. parxir to the French Academy of Sciences, to announce the nutritive and lacb'geiieous iropcrties of tiie plant called Galega officinals. As fodder, its value is tliirry tureopcr cent, higher than the best meadow hay. Cattle easily take to it, and chemical analysis shows that it is a milk-producer. From experiments made on cows exclusively fed on galega, it appears that in twenty-four hours thev yielded thirty-three per cent, more milk than others fed on other kinds of fodder; some gave as much as fifty percent. Some Modera Sayings. BT M. QUAD. " Honesty is the best policy," unless you can get about $50,000 and effect a settlement at 50 per cent Let your motto be, "Liberty or Death, and if it comes to the pinch take the most of it in liberty. Honor thy father and thy mother, particularly about circus time, when you don't know where to raise fifty cents. Never run in debt when you can avoid it. It is much better to go stubbing around in a broadcloth coat than to be in debt for a suit of Scotch mixed. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Bor row his plow, hoe or horses whenever you can, but if ho wants to borrow yours tell him that you're very sorry but yon wero just going to use them yourself. Be guarded in your conversation. There are times when you may freely express your opinion of a political candidate but you had belter wait until his friends are over in tho next county visiting. Respect old age. If you have a maiden aunt forty years old, and she is passing herself off for a girl of twenty three, there is no call for you to expose her. The more you respect her age and keep still about it the more she will re s)ect you. Never marry for wealth, but remem ber that it is just as easy to love a girl ivho has a brick honso with a mansard roof and a silver-plated door bell as one who hasn't anything but an auburn head and an amiable dis position. Rkmemiieb that appearances are often deceiving. Many a pale, thin young lady will eat more corned beef than a carpenter. Because you find her play ing the piano in the parlor, it is no sign that her mother is not at the corner groceiy running in debt for a peck of potatoes. Rise with the lark. That is during cold weather as soon as the lark rises, waken your wife and tell her that it is time to build the fire. If she makes any objections you can refer her to a dozen works on the benefit of early rising. Any man who cares a cent for his wife's health will take pride in hear ing hfc- around the house at daylight of a winter's morning getting up a red hot stove and warming his socks and boots. A Great Flower Garden. You havo heard of oid bachelors' whims. There are lots of them on rec ord, but Henrv Shaw, of St. Louis, has given practical execution to the most re markable bachelor's crotchet of the age He is a Scotchman, a millionaire, and some 75 years old. He has constructed the finest llowcr garden in the world. It has ;J50 acres in it, and is a gorgeous marvel of a garden. " It has all the flowers in it obtainable in the world, that will livo in St. Louit climate. It is a bewildering paradise of fioral beauty. The ilowers number by the millions. Its cost no one can tell. Shaw himself don't know. It is thread ed by walks, and adorned with conserva tories and hot-houses full of the rarest exotics. A force of 100 gardeners is needed to keep tho place in order. Shaw, it is said, spends his entire in come from his millions in keeping it up. He began the thing after the war, and for several years ho has opened it to the public. Hundreds of thousands of visit ors resort to it. It is the chief attrac tion and curiosity for the stranger in St. Louis to visit. And, strange to say, no police guard it, and no flowers are pilfered. This is tho public reverence to the man s generous enterprise, e visited the elegant house at the head of the garden, where an elegant picture represents him standing among his Ilowers. Two elegant portraits of beautiful ladies in the garb of a past day, represent some of his female pro genitors. A huge book is kept there for visitors to record their names in. A curious feature of the garden is beds de voted to one flower. For instance, there is a largo bed with every variety of cactus ; another with hundreds of verbenas, and so ou. Everything is in a prodigal profusion. It is a curious notion this, that prompts a rich man to devote a great income to one pet ca price, and that principally for the bene fit of others. But in this very caprice, so unusual and so expensive, is wrapped up his own personal aspiration. He thus makes his celebrity. And why should a man not strive to become known through his mammoth gardens, as well as through his statesmanship or achievements of arms or genius ? Shaw is near his grave. Ho has, in pursuance of his ambition, willed his gardens to tho city, on condition that tho city binds itself to keep them up. Tho city has eagerly accepted the be quest, and thus, through private liber ality, gets, without cost, a public gar den not surpassed in tho world for mag nificenco and beauty. Tho garden will forever bo dubbed " Shaw's Garden," and ho thus travels on to immortality on the successful realization of his stupen dous and most beautiful crotchet. At lanta Constitution. Cleansing Casks. The inquiry is often made of us by farmers, brewers, beef and pork pack ers, etc, regarding the best method of deodorizing and cleansing old cider and beer barrels, musty cans, bottles, etc. Chemistry furnishes an agent in the permanganate potassa which fully meets this want. A plat of the permanganate turned into the most musty, filthy cider or beer cask, and rinsed about a few moments, will entirely decompose all fungoid growths and fermenting matter, and render the cask as sweet as those that are new. The deodorizing, disin fecting )K)wer of tho permanganate, holding ns it does five equivalents of oxy gen, is wonderful ; it will even deodor ize earbolie acid. The only way to re move immediately tho odor of enrtolie acid from the hands, is to immerse them in the liquid permanganate. Jiohton Journal of Chemistry. A Doubting Danghtcr. There is n yoimg lady in this city who is having more than hex share of trouble erhaps, because she is having more than her share of beaux. A day or two ago one of her admirers called to spend the eveniug. Shortly after the young folks got nicely located, the girl's mother dropped into the parlor and soon fell to telling a long yarn. She sat directly in front of the yonng couple and the daughter dicovered that her mother's dress was open in front, and imme diately inaugurated a series of winks and motions in hopes of attracting the old lady'a attention to the fact. But the mother thought the daughter' was doubting her story, and said : " Yon may wink as much" as yon please, but eveiy wo:d is true." The daughter " lit cut." and the old lady finished her story. Sioux City Journal. Washington's Messages. "Gath" writes: "Washington had to set tho lesson of a President's mes sage. His inaugural could be commit ted to memory by a moderately bad scholar in one day, and is a feeling ex pression of self-concession and dis turbed retirement when summoned by the voice of my country.' Piety, Ad disonian composition, and z declination of salary are the main points ia it. The President's first regular message, dated January 8,1790, is equally concise, and shows the growing confidence and credit of the country ; declares that ' to be prepared for war is the means of pre serving tho peace ; and urges that ' notliing s more worthy the patronage of Congress than the promotion of science and literature.' The early mes sages are addressed alternately to the House and Senate, after the manner of the Queen's address to Parliament. The second message of President Washing ton is also short, but more practical ; for the national business was thicken ing around him in foreign war, admis sion of new States, Barbary trespasses, and the organization of public institu tions. The third messago grows in space with the contents it must treat of ; speaks mainly of Indian wars and treaties, the development of the inte rior, the new Capitol, the currency, and weights and measures. The fourth message treats of disorders, intestine and foreign, and is followed by a proc lamation of neutrality. The fifth and sixth continue tho same. The seventh is cheerful and congratulatory, and short. The eighth is the message of the conscious and thoughtful rukr of a nation demanding moro nationality, in creased institutions, and better pay for officers. Then comes the wondrous Farewell Address, dated September 17, 179G, equal in length and gravity of suggestions to many of those preced ing it." Stupid Servant Girls. Ivriekbaum read somewhere that Dio Lewis advised men with a tendency to become bald to have holes punched in the top of their hats. And so when Ivriekbaum purchased his new winter hat he had a small sheet-iron plate per forated with large holes and set in the crown. That was on Tuesday. On Wednesday Mrs. Ivriekbaum got a new hired girl, who saw the hat on the chair in the dining-room, and imagining it to be a patent colander of some new kind, she removed it to tho kitchen. When Mrs. Ivriekbaum came down stairs at noon to see how dinner was getting on, she found the girl straining boiled cab bage through the sheet-iron ventilator in Ivrickbauni's high hat, and swearing in the Ballybuhdeen dialect becauso the holes were so big and the colander so limber. That night when Ivriekbaum wanted to start for the lodge he began to hunt for his hat, while Mrs. Ivriek baum sat still and trembling. But when ho became exasperated and com menced to pick up the chairs and jam them down hard so as to relievo his feelings, she began to cry, and relieved the horrible truth to him. It may have been done in quicker time, but we doubt it. We say that there may have been in former ages some hired girl who packed her trunk and pelted down-stairs, and was hustled into the street quicker than Mrs. Ivrickbauni's hired girl when Ivriekbaum began to expostulate witli her, but the fact has not been proved. He wears an imperforated hat now, and will probably bo entirely bald by New Yean's. A Prophecy. It is not impossible that the present troubles under which tho Spanish Re public labors will eventuate in the wiping out of that nationality. The event is not at all a novelty. Poland once men aced and almost conquered Russia. Prussia was once only one of a coterie of German States ; Portugal was once mistress of the seas; Holland once ruled tho ocean ; Venice was once the greatest power in the world. We need not go back to the times of Egyptian, Jndean, Assyrian, Grecian or Roman power to learn of tho growth and decadence of nations. The New Zealander on the ruins of London is not an impossibility. Spain is more tho "sick man" in Europo than ever Turkey was. Before this gen eration shall i)as8 away this Government will control the islands of Cuba and Porto Rico, England will hold the Phil lipine islands, Italy and Germany will have the Spanish possessions in the Mediterranean, and the territory of Spain itself will be divided between France, Italy and Portugal. This is no prophecy, but simply a statement of fact that current events foreshadow. Er. A Reminiscence of Gov. Allen. A friend informs us that when ho was a boy at college he had a room-mate from the State of Ohio. He was fond of speaking of the celebrities of his na tive State, and Senator Allen was one of the chosen heroes. He related to our friend tho following incident, which may prove interesting at this day. The Senator was addressing a large audience in the native town of our informant. When about half through his speech, after making some positive assertion, a stentorian voice cried out, "That's a lie, sir!" The Senator paused a moment, and then asked, " What is your name, sir !" The answer was given, " Mv name is Vass." The Senator responded, " I move the V be stricken from that man's name. All you in favor of it, say ay." And a hundred voices cried out, "Ay." "Now," said the Senator, "you are voted an ass." A Jolly Old Party. Mr. Allen Ferguson, of Amsterdam, Va., who is 72 years of age, lately visited his mother in Appomattox connty, who will be 100 years of age on the '6th of January next. The good old lady was delighted to see her boy; and to pro mote his pleasure, and to gratify that inordinate social feature of Tuckahoe character yrt glowing in her own heart, determined to give him a party, which she did by inviting seven of Allen's schoolmates to dine. OJ the eight schoolboys thus brought together, Allen was the youngest, the other seven rang ing from 75 to S5 years. Among other topics discussed at the'dinner-tablo.that of longevity was introduced, and it was the united testimony of the party that most of our modern health-destroying diseases are due to hc fatfa'onablc bills of fare now commonly found through the country, and that " Hog and Hom iny" are the best promoter! of health and long Uc.Fincatlc ( I a.) Herald. Tea is now extensivelr niifittl in TTin dostan, the exports to England in 1872 eieeeutng io,uw,uw ot pounds. The Indian teas are of rare flavor, and are used by English shopkeepers to mix with the Chinese. The culture in India is now carried on by joint stock com panies, which are now paying froa 10 to 20 per cent, dividends. The Virginias Afilr-Xessage or Presi dent Grant. The President, on the 5th insL, trans mitted the following messago to Con gress: In my annual message of December last, I g'ave reason to expect that when the full and accurate text of the corre spondence relating to the steamer Vir ginias, which had toen telegraphed in cipher, should be received, the papers concerning the capture of the vessel, execution of part of its passengers and crew, and restoration of ship and sur vivors would be transmitted to Con gress. In compliance with expectations then held out, I now transmit the papers and correspondence on that subject. On the 26th of September, 1870, tho Virginius was registered in the Custom House at New York, as the property of a citizen of the United States, ho hav ing first made the oath required by law that he was the true and only owner of said property, and that there was no subject or citizen of any foreign Prince or State directly or indirectly, by way of trust, confidence or otherwise, inter ested therein. Having complied with the requisites in the statute in that be half, she cleared, in the usual way, for the port of Curacoa, and on or about the -1th of October, 1870, sailed for that port. It is now disputed that she made the voyage according to her clearance, and that from that day to this she has not returned within the territorial juris diction of the United States. It is also understoojMtaLaho preserved her Amer ican papers, and that when within for eign porta she made the practice of put ting forth a claim to American national ity, which was recognized by tho au thorities at such ports. When, there fore, she left the port of Kingston in October last, under the flag of the United States, she would appear to have hud, as against all powers except the United States, the right to fly that flag, and to claim its protection, as enjoined by all regularly documented vesselsreg istered sis part of our commercial ma rine. No state of war existed confer ring upon tho maritime powers the right to molest and detain upon the high seas a documented vessel, and it cannot be pretended that the Virginius had placed herself without the pale of law by acts of piracy against the human race. If her papers were irregular or fraudulent the offense was ouo against the laws of the United States, justifiable only in their tribunals. When, there fore, it became known that the Virgin ius had been captured on the high seas by a Spanish man-of-war ; that the American flag had been hauled down by the captors ; that the vessel had been carried to a Spanish port, and that the bpanisu tribunals were taking. iiinsdic tion over the persona of those found on uer, and exercising that lunsdic tion on American citizens, not only m violation of international law, but l contravention of the provisions of th treaty of 1795, I directed a demand be made upon Spain for the restoratioi of the vessel and for tho return of th survivors to tho protectiou of the Unitct states ; for a salute to the flag and fo the punishment of the ollenuiiig par ties. The principles uron which thes demands rested could not bo seriously questioned, but it was suggested by thd Spanish Government that there were grave doubts whether the Virginius wasj entitled to havo charter given her by her papers, and that, therefore, it might bo proper for the United States, afte tne surrcnuer ot tiie vessel and sur vivors.to dispense with the salute of the' flag should such facts bo established to their satisfaction. Tins seemed to be reasonable and just. I therefore as sented to it on the assurance that Spain would then declare that no insult to the flag of the United States had been in tended. I also authorized an agree ment to be made that, should it be shown to the satisfaction of tliis Gov ernment that the Virginius was im properly bearing the flag, proceedings should be instituted in our courts for the punishment of the offense commit ted against the United States. On her part, Spain undertook to proceed against those who had offended the sovereignty of tho United Stales, or who had violated their treaty rights. Their surrender of the vessel and survivors to tho jurisdiction or the tribunals of the United States was an admission of the principles on which our demand had been founded. I therefore had no hesitation in agreeing to the arrange ment finally made botwecu the two Governments, an arrangement which was moderate and just, aud calculated to cement the good relations which have so long existed between "Spain and tho United States. Under tliis agreement, the Virginius, with the American flag flying, wa.s delivered to the navy of the United States at Bahia Honda, in the Island of Cuba, on tho 16th ult. She was in an unscaworthy condition. In the passage to New York she encoun tered one of the most tempestuous of onr winter storms. At the risk of their lives, the officers and crew placed in charge of her attempted to keep her afloat. Their efforts wero unavailing, and she sank off Cape Fear. Tho pris oners who survived the massacre were surrendered at Santiago de Cuba on the 17th nit., and reached tho port of New York in safety. The evidence submitted on the part of Spain to establish the fact that the Virginius, - the time of her capture. was improperly bearing the flag of the uniteu states, is transmitted herewith, together with the opinion of the Attorney-General thereon, and a copy of the note of the Spanish Minister, express ing, on behalf of his Government, a dis claimer of any intent of indignity to the flag of the United States. (Signed) U. S. Grant. The correspondence is too volumin ous for insertion in these column". Ed. " I JiBVKB shot a bird in my life," said a friend to an Irishman, who replied, " I never shot anything in the shape of a iiiru nut a fqmrrei, wuicu l Kiueu with a stone, when it fell into the river ami got drowned. Let the People Speak. Mashattas. Kan., April 3, 1S73. R. V. Purer, Jiufalo. X. Y.: Deas Sir: Yoor Favorite Prescription h done mv wife a world of good. She has taken nearly two bottlea and ba felt better tbe pat two weeks than at any tine in the part two years. Xo more periodical pains; none of that aching back or dragging sensation in her stomach s2e has been accustomed to for fed eral Tears. I haTe so ranch conSdence in it that "I would be perfectly willh-g to warrant to certain customers of ours who would bo gad to get hold of relief at any expense, I bare tried many Patent Medicines, but never bad any occasion to extol one before. Very truly yours, Geo-B-Wbtotg. Mr. E. B. Dalt, Metropolis, HL, writes, Jan. 9f 1373: "DB.B-Y. Pirxcx: My sister w tain the Favorite Presorfptioa -with great beneut. Mast Asx Furte, Lehman, Pa., wnte. May 29, 1372 : "Da. B. V. Puscr : What I have taken o! rourmedicme has been of Bore becefit to zne thn all others and hundreds of doctors bOIs." Com. To the SurFEnrso. An old retired physician, who is candid enough to tell the truth about progress, has declared that tho recent discovery by Dr. Walk er, of California, of his herb remedy, Vixeoab Bitters, is one of the most im portant in medicine. He has tested them thoroughly, in his own family, among his friends, and upon himself; and ho is driven to the conclusion that they possess rare and unexcelled cura tive properties. He says of them : "They contain no dangerous drug. They never reduce tho patient never render one liable to take cold never in terfere with the every-day business of life never make their ctfhtinuons use a condition of cure, and aro adapted to even the most delicate organization. They act as kindly on the tender infant, the delicate female, or infirm old age, as on the vigorous and athletic system ; exercising healthful effects upon every blood vessel on the brain, nerves and lymphatics on the Blood, Bile, Gas tric Juice, etc., enriching impoverished fluids, and imparting vigor to mind and body." 21 A colored man, recently deceased, in New Orleans, owed the city nearly 3100,000 in back taxes. He lived in a miserable old garret, worked like a slave, aud allowed himself none of the comforts of life. He owned real estate worth $700,000 at least, and a large amount of bonds and cash. There were writs against Iffm for taxes running back a dozen years, which he avoided paying by giving the city 10 per cent, on the gross amount, which the law per mitted, and then he lent the money on mortgages for from IS to 21 per cent. No ono should fail to subscribe for a good metropolitan weekly. uid we. know of none better than tho Nuw'Yohk Wekki.v Hun. 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BROWN'S VXRMIFCOE C6MFIT1 will destroy Worms without Injury to tbe child, being perfectly WHITE, and free from all coloring or other Injurious Ingredients usually used Is worm preparations. CCRTIS BROWN, proprietors. No. X 1.1 Fulton Strt t. New York. KJd iy ri-$tf and Cktmwt, eiwf tUuUri (n Htdiein. at TwsaTy-riva Casts a Box. Heat and Oldest FmbiUjt Medicine. ."- forTt tixr nornfor a purely Yrgetatle Cj thartir and Tanie tor Dyspepsia, Constipation, Debility, Pick Headache, Bilious Attacks, and all deranzementsof Liver, Stomach and Bowels. Ask Ponltey,?eis A. Dir" Journal Cbambersb'g.Pa 8 .J KACII WKKK. Aant wintM, ptrlleo l Ji. lars trtt. J. Worth A Co.. U Louis Mo CMPRF.XIKI YKAAT, dsily. fresh, at L. ZANDER'S, IIS Clybourne Ave., Chicago. A-j ST Per Oar. 1.000 Agsnta wasted. 8r.d JSXJ map to A. B. Blair A Co, St. Louis. Mo. $500 BEWARDiSswrHrs3 ,T f iiia a EXMith to men, women, leys and gl )JH.JsJv worker us PARTICULARS Fl rls IB. 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Aadrass tAFE DAXrOa ITORT, 1S Basts!, It., CaUcaaa. mlflIiuimmMiMnthinniI' IBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhBhM nBBBBBBBBBHI UNA Ul -L--L--L--L--L--Wn CBBBBBBBBBBBNP L-IL-IL-IL-I-I-IHX J BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHsnEHcHBrai GARGLING OIL TTw Stasdird Ltsuesst of Us Usitrt but I coon run Ittirnt and SctiliU, f:rumitfUw; tipptl llamlt. Flfjh irnunAt, tufrht. .va.. Kxtrnai Vimt, eratckrs or Crcasr. Samt Cra.-JU trinnkalt, Wiifkalb, (iiilU of oil tin. ft, f,mmtrtfi ffft. Sitrau, .1 cow. i nrnirr. IKtes r .tnLnal; " -p N Wry, Tlcia-v lmt Gaet. f ft. .J. Largs SiiefLOO. Heditt80c SmallM. SmMtSUefor family Ut,35cm. Tk i.-ii... it. i ii ifn in uo a a liniment -in- 1MX All wc ask L a oir trittl. lint lo nrv.til follow tlirwtlon. Ak nurnirrt inirttorlea!rrin 1 at rni Meilkine for one of our Alnwn.v. awl resvl what the iibt my nWuit theOtu ti... I-..--U.... nil I. f.ir sale liv all re A!nMn lil!r!- thrfitltthOtlt ttlC C ItMCa Htnirt nudi fUhsr rtftinrV-t. OiirfriMuPMihiLiti from KEltothr prcs cut, am I are an..liHnL Wealmnwnufacture nrrrhiBi'i Worm Tablet. V ilwil fair an.l lilral with all. and defy contradiction. Slanufacturol at lAckmrt, N. Y.. U. S. A., by Merchant's Gargling Oil Co., JOHN JHODOE, Secretary ttAZJZS VESHAILE SICILIAN B UJL11Z Thl standard article it componndM with tho Srratmt cirr. ltt effcett are at wonderful and tatitractory aa Tpr it rritoros tfray or fJc J hair to iti youthful color. It removes all eruptions, itching, and danilrnff; and the scalp by lis urn leeome whit and rlran. By its umtc jruprtips It restores the capillary Blands t thrtr normil Tlgtir.preTsnttnjf rJnts, and maklnv the hair r-ow thick and strong. As Jretfinc nothlni has besnfuund ocfTsctnal, or deslrablr Dr. A. A. Hayes, State Atsayrr of Massachusetts, says of It "Iconatdsr tt th tof trrjarutkgis rot ts intended purposes." BUCKINGHAM'S DYE, FOR THE WHISKERS. This elemnt preparation may be relied on to change the color of thn beard frura array or any other iindealrable shade, to brown, or Mark, at discretion. It Is easily applied, being In on prrixirrif wn, aud quickly and effertnally produce! a prrniAueut lolur which will neither xub 1101 wash oC. AlUVACTCaBD It F. HALL & CO., Sub.ua, W. H Si J iu all Drugyitti s)nl DtiUrs irt iltdxin. WIIOI.KMAI.K UtllK KOOMM, -AtO W. Wnati iMKton St., Chicago. It. IK wil.i7m. ending the address of ten persons with 10 cts. will receive, rec. a beautiful Chrotnn nd Instructions how to tret rich. iost-ratd. s ho lost Cif.VWfG.,10H 8. Rluhth-at., I'hlla.. I'a. YOMKN, Men.Qirls and Boys wanted, to sell our French and American Jewelry, Books.Oames, No capital needed. Catalogue. Terms. Ac, it free. I. O. VICKKKY A CO.. Augusta. Me. fur a full course of Telegraphing when taken with IIUSINKSS COl'ItSX. for circulars address Jones Com'l College, St. Louis, Mo. Open Day and Mght. I Twg nare found something Lftl agents. It will sell better than far ugTou ever handled. Sample. nc Kl'KKKA MAN-'ACTUU'OCO.aoCUrfcorlHMadlsonSt-Chlaun IQ DDIVTIIIQ III If was manufactured by 10 rnifi i iria inn w. n. vium a co.. rper's Building, New York. For sale by Chlea Newspapor Union. 114 Monro-t.. In 10 lb and lb packages. Also a full assortment of Job Inks. VESS Bull's jiSSSriSriHr CRI tuovlLtt1' t u. I. .. o $!CD Invested In Wall treet often Isads toa for tune. No risk. ."3-ps l'mrIllet free. VlLtl. tisk, Tl'MLklPOK 4 Co. lUnkers and llrokrrs.3J Wall street. N. r OCKXTM for the Wkiklt Wiicoiiik, the best Family Taper, four months, containing tbe wholn of the Interesting serial slorv, T1IK yrSTRItV OK '.AIU'INOTOX HOt'SK. Tkl. ...A. e..t... a .. n..t l..r.l..ir ..-... completeness of other departments The KKLT Wisconsin is av-rolnnin iuarto- larger ii the New York Ixilqtr or the New York WttUy. Die conies free. All letters h'lili le rarefullv rested CKAMKR, AlKKKNsVCIt A3IKK. waokee. Wis. Rack numbers supplied, Attention., Akchi ! xtrforatrau.u r.UUl'.tbsaiU.i. lUunsrorm AJMEKS' MOVEMENT, . J rnn r-llior iTMUm Rwr.l. Th r"l Trt.. r-olj , rn' Chiw. raf. eie. . Trir-rtU ! ' wrtrt.oe. , TCBtl bras AcrmnpJlil.! . Mf f-l tlM to t h liklaarl.l M-tWo. KUi1 Klsdit tut CI Ure. it PrMaliiwt l-Jf., rv.. . 1M turn Orld.tl r.rtnli. ru. Lmr In M r"rmr. C4 M L.ti. iiy) f Klir. VT.atrt ! r'll "hi. Kmi Wtk roe Tm Trntt.rf ett t n A44r., ll 7Hourxo. r.wi.fw.. m r. vi.in m. t-ur... ITIOX Infertve wnrlt, mere eowW.O.. r Wins WMt Imrnwl o. Mr. rrl ml It f.II Mi nvfi.vxA'i'i G-AZETTE. e general character of Tlta ClCIATI (It K l so well kuown that It needs noexplana Whlle it I. a Republican ntner. It asks i.o fav irt of those In power, and It Is Independent In that It fearlesily exposes abuses, whether Inside or outside of the parly with wblch It acts. Its value aa an agricultural paper Is rerogntsed by practical farmer a, thousan4snf whom exchange their views through Its columns As ,t commer cial paper, it Is standard authority. The formers movement ts an honest one, and It has onr sympathy and will have our support. We do not recognize it a a political party It does not claim to be such, but tt bat principles which we desire n see engrafted Into Republican plat forms, and It Includes measures which we shall labor to have carried out by the Repnblli an party Mend for Terms t Aarestta. IMI.VViTI KAZKTTK COMiA5IY. The Largest aud Heat and Cheap! I'a per il the World U the Toledo Blade ! NASBVH PAPER. Fifty six wide Columns c Past's). For SI .50 per Year, in Clubs. Willi Hook Almost Klvrtt Away. Specimen Copies snt free to any address. Send for a specimen and examine It. Na.rt writes silt political Litters exclusivity for the BLADE. Addres LOCKE A JONE Toledo. Ohio. AGESTS WlIiTBDF0i"liF HISTORY OF THE GRANGE MOVEMENT OS, THI FARMER'S WAR AGAINST H0N0P0L.ES. Biu fill uil aathartlieacerxtnt of th ttrug ales tt ile Amttkan Farmers asralsst the extor tions f the RalIroa4 Companies, wtta a history cf the rise and progresa of tbe Order ot Patroas nt uasbwocrr: iisodisac arcaaecta. It sejls at stght Send for specimen Psr and terras Ut Agents, aaJ se way It sells tatter than any other book. Address NATIONAL PCBLISHISO CO.. Chicago, I!L.orf Ismlt.Ma. CINCHO-QUININE i as effectual a rtmeiiu FOR FEVER & AGUE a t&e SaJpaat in U aasx: io. wblW It alTrrf Ihr knvi M(b laore jalaLaWanJ mix-A Arp- , Send Vx lcrlj lve Orcalar with Trtlmnll of PhyUiamm fcoca all jort of trsw vmutj, tJgr"KmfA prJu2s for trial, 25 rent , Prvtare.1 by BH-UNf l. CT.AM' & (fVaatt lymtaa.Mxr. New York 'jtte. Ciee Koe. Dr. Turner's Guide to Health. Giving alt a4vte accessary jhr avrry -ee liable to disease of aay kud. aaam4 or stsgle, t4 nt yrosa. far atl ages, seats. r mdlli taltf. Areata wasted far this. t beet eeHtag look ynir lt.aad; send JO cesta far aaasaU tnpr t Dr L. Tunjer, tea Wa.fcttrtoa-av tt. Isssla, Mo. tgrQ.ayf; AawaH.,' ASgiJa, S5toS2l oreio. slsJCZ 5ssWavSa tKuMvSEAcSl -"m-wfcv Bl K as saysssiassr at sw tt tarsal i Tm ""e. r enaai a s a.es-aMtHasn islsaaassaskij, Uessrmt. stmG.awmmCfn J)r. J. Walker's California Vln- era Hitlers aro n. purely cjjcUWo preparation, mado chiefly from tho na tive, herb fountl on the lower ramcea "f tho Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor nia, the medicinal properties of which aro extracted therefrom without tho uw of Alcohol. Tho tiutttion is almivt dailv lusketl. "What is tho cause of tho unparalleled nuccesa of Vinkaak Bit teiw T" Our answer is, that they reunn o the cause of disease, ami the ttient re covers his health. They aro the great WtHxl purilleraud a Hfo-glvinir principle, a jHTfect Henovator antl Invignrator of tho system. Never letoro in tho history of tho world has a tmthcuio Inn-a ctiiiipiitulnl ircsjtnj: tho rratitra.rt!i!ei nuulltirxt ul" VlNKO.VU HITTK8S in hoUitii: the) ick of every diyfifo ninti m heir to. Thoy nrw i putl Purpitivn it. uhHim a Tome, rvhfvint; Con:e-iiin r ln.rturiiiinliti of tho l.ivor aiul VtMcnd Orputs. m Hi.Iku Tho import ios lu Wikkk'j Vixmiak i:tTTt:K!ir i-nnt. liiiKi' Citnnm.itive. NumiituH. fjtitiv. lumi'ii. . Svtlutive, 0itintir Irniant, tiudontlc. Ahc; live, ami Auti-lUlluu. tinitoinl Tliousa nils prH.-tt ki;i: Hittkks the most wnnd.-ii tpra.it that cvvr xiietatm'il tho m teti'lll. i IVrson ran tako theso Bilfi i act nlinj; to directions, and remain l inncll, provided their Imuios aro tmi . stroyetl by niinend jmiihoii or tf' -means, and vital organs wasted bi I repair. liilious, Kemillonl anil Inter mittent Fovt'FS, which are si pn-w t lent in the valleys of our great r.w. throughout tho I'nlted States, espet. i those of the Mississippi. Ohio. Mirv... ,i. Illinois. Tennessee, (.'uiuiierla'id.Ark i: s;is. Ketl. Colonulo, Hrazos, Hit l.rau-i . I'earl, Alabama, Moilo, Savannah. h' anoke, James, and many others, uttj. their vast tributaries, throughoitt r entire country during the Summer .1 1 Autumn, and remarkably so during k sous of unusual heat and dry tie uivnt iubiy nccoinpaniod by exteiiHtv 1 rnngements of tho stomach and h tud other abdominal viscera. In tl. r treatment, a purgative, exerting a ! erful inlluenco iiMin these various gans, in essentially necessary. '!!; h no cathartic for the purpose equal Diu J. Walk Kit's Vinkoau Hirti. ,is they will speetllly remove the l iiw colored viscid upttcr with wlmh t bowels are loaded, at the same t u stimulating the secretions of the hvi. and generally restoring tho he.i;f functions of the digest Uo organs Fortify tin1 lMMlymjuiiiNtilkniso liy purifying all its iliildswith Visn.vi Itirrr.lis. No epidemic can Uike h- l-l of a system thus fore-armed. DysjM'psIa or Inilip'stioti, nelie. Pain in tho Shoulders, fot' Tightness of the Chest, I)iz.;net. s. ir Kructations of tiie Stomach, Had "I 1 in the Mouth, Kilious Attacks, I'.ilp 1 tation of the Heart, Inflammation ot Lungs, I'ain in the region of the K . neys, and a hundred other painful hpj. toms, are tho ofl'iprings of Dyspiqi Ono bottle will provo a bettor guat.m't of lu merits than a lengthy advet: meut. Si'rofiiln, or Kins;s Krll, M. SwfUmjfs. Ulcer, KryMjMjIm.SwclM N (Snitro. JjcrofulotM InlliiiiiirmtionH, 1:h!" ' Intl&mtnhtionK, Mfrcurinl AirK;tin. h'oru. Ernptinna of tho Skin, Sre K In thcM. ai in all other conKtltuliona! I eaxiM, Walkkk'm Vi.tkoak Hittkr J .ihown their jrn'at rnrntivn power 111 tl mot l)5tinat) Antl intractnhle m.i For Inflammatory ami Chronic HlnMimatism. Oout, HiiiotH, u tent and Intermittent Fevers, Dum-.i ' the HIotMi, Liver, KJilnpy and l: thvn HittiTe hnvsv m, pnuai. Such Li 1 arc cnnactl bj Vitiated IIIihh). Mechanical Discasos. Pervn- gaged in Paints and Minerals, xm b I'ltinilwra, Typa-aetten, (io!llHiatr- - Miner, as they advance, in lif, ar tj to faraJ!a of the Iiowe!. To if 1 apAinst thin, Ltkc adoMjof WALKEtt'a .ux IJittkkk (cai(.nally. For Skin Diseases, Eruptiotw, 't tr, tjalt-Hhfiini, IMotch1, Spot. I;m.' PtiKtrjJen, llcil. Carbtinclnx, Ittn? w Scnltl hrarl, Ho' Kre". Kryi"n. t Scurf, ripcolonitiona of lh' Skin. H nntl Dirrjuc of thn Skin ut wlintrvwr or nature, nre literally iJmj: hj an-1 ont of thn jtrm in a hort tim bf ti. of theo Uitter. 1'in, TajM. and other Worm a lurking in thn rteni of eo irmny Ut- are effcctnally destroyed ami trtr.T-yt-in of mu-ine. no retimFticw.. thrlnmiitic wrill free tin: ?ytoui Ua bkn tht-M! Hitter. For Female Complaint, in . or old, inam"d or nRl, at th-iUHri manhood, or the torn of Jjf-, th i HitNr. dtplay mi drcidnj an ihSim:.- improvement u oin yrttUhn. Cleaasethe Vitiated IJIcmmI '- ert r yon fisd tU imptiritir htirolin? tin th akin in Piiapb", Krnptiou, r " clwtnee? it when you find it oUtrode-l luj!tuh in thu Teitu : cl-an it wbe . iou , roar iwiin j? mil r p,n vein, t this bfood parr; and the health of tt" rill foUow. K, If. MrUff.iAL,i a. CO.. VnygtAttmt4(lrn. Act fsufniion t:i-' aa4 enr ot Kvhifitt.ti urui tOarlCf. Jt N oll by all Orssaitjl.te jsexl tKsln. TM CA-JI CCTAR rVHK MUCK TR.t Wltaj tke Often T r warranted in salt all ta.'et Frsalevvr7bre XnSt t sale txU; tjuly bj Oreat Aljantle- A f!4 Co, Ko (St rtlVmtl Criorrt.re- T-k " W. 5vi.iJtorT."!' r Circa tar. HaPFYHEttUK Im't ptr1 iLf ts cream of tstl urstarcl 7 a rtj -. . . . -" , . - w vaavs m. in a a J tae '"'. sns)ia4s save4 timn aa earl7 V.tntaHTy.Dvrvns weakness vbnin,nro yhj a-rt; met raeaaery; letpiarsa k'slUi Tk 7 'tar; Mve4 at Cblria-iX'4U.al Irst'l ?rU at cents. Clr-v.'ars to la-f.es , to aj- wtssitAtiex) fr. Cwra-saraasl. xtf ' al.o Ir ja0. OLIS, Ba4ola-tcr CMcasys. UL Measaat tUe tar baUeat. iti tarrcsrsussc strKJir'e&flSdeaUaX prrciioitAjicT. ob tort. cHxzxiyn iX rT ,kr ; r t1tt!e as-f t" lAtUj TajisstaapteBseatalaitrriaeot a," WLL,A CO- . ril4elhla p. WHrrna f Crtartea M'ret. :r"llv """. saaat eaecassfst chjil- ta rrttam 7TKiiMti. ruMin. a- - -..!-. j, s.3,tae. atokawragvs.lnv.trixr. C 9 C . I Wai2JLK,T,:M ro invV.RTwi.VT tat &kXl.m " dr1ix - pPa saHBBSSBSSBSSH Y i