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JN0. A. MACMURPHY, Editor.
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Term In Advance :
If7 Extra Copies of the TTrrald for sale by
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PLATTSMOUTII, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3f 1881.
W7 U T
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U5 &iz save you SS per e:att oia all CrcstMls needed iia our line
TMSM&l- for Men, SSoys ami Children,
MAT and WSWOaiS CAF In all styles,
iEMT9 UMBMEEE WIS In Medicated Scarlet, IFaney and IPlain Merino,
ffiS-lOllTES and MIWEM In Yarn JBack, JSuckskin, Kat, etc.,
tm we izuy goods irons Manufacturers In Mew ii City, anil thereby save a second profit. IPermit im to
S3ood ami IPrices. SS. d 0a BfflAlTESgSy Igeszt to
OFF! t A L DIRECTORY.
11. VA ." ii'K. l S. Senator. Neb. City.
I.YIN S A t ! Kits, l S. Senator, OmaliH.
iv. V A l.i.S i IN K. kfim-SftJiat V. West I'oiut.
LI.1M N N'E, (iuvcruur, Lincoln.
.1. Al.KA A MM.K, Secretary of .Mte.
WA i,;.lCHS. Auditor, l.incoii..
. M. HA li Tl.H I 1", Ti-.i-.nrt.'r, Lincoln.
. w. .K N 1-..-V supt. rulilie Iii-truction.
;. K KMA 1. 1., lin.l l'oiiiniiioncr.
.1. 11I,V. :::ril. Vltoniev Oncral.
KV. i'. C. 11 AKUiS. t liaoliiin of 1'cniK-iitiiiry .
K. H. V. M 1 "UiEWsuN, Supt. Hospital for
1 lie I iimiI.
S. MAXWi'l i.. Clii.-f JiiHfict'. Freinoiit.
(.I.O ii. 1.A1. K. (Mialia. :
AM ASA to.-,!;, Lincoln. I
iteronil Judicial Ditlricl.
S. I"H'M'. .lU'U;'. Li:. en!!).
I. . ' A'l S" . I'loscculiii'f-Att'V, Nel. CltV.
V. i'. slMiM,l i:K. loik lisi"rirt Court,
1 I::UM..-- all.
. N. Si l l.:'. AN. Court v Jinlu.
.1. 1. 1 l"J 1 . i i.nsy Clerk.
.1. M. I'A 11 I. i:-N. County Tr-aun-r.
it. U . U K;.S. m:;. i;tl.
K. 11. (ni Ki'.iu Sup't l"ub. Instruction,
ii. V. KA I l:v I l-.l.W. Surveyor.
r. i'. iAss. Cioiici.
( iji.'.vrv I'O M M I I O N K Itrt.
SAM "I. KICllASiDSON. Mt. i'lra'alil I'lt'ClnCt.
ISAAC ll.l. I'lattsinoutll 1'rccinnt.
.IA.MKS CKA V. I tUI. Soutli Up ml Precinct.
Parties liavii-j; business with tlie County
Coii.in!-f ioiu is. will tliiU tlivm in session t lie
Hist Monday an.i Tuesday of each mouth. 4:stf
City 7Jire -lory.
J. VV. .IOHNsON, M ivor.
I. M. I'A TTl".l )N, Treiwurer.
I. I. M.Ml"so. Ciiy clerk.
:l IIAKH Vl IAN. Police Jud-e.
W. :. .JNKS. Chief of Poiice.
K E. Will IK, ( l:if of Fire leit. j
1 cni;m.sikn. 1
Wai(l-K.(I()i;i)Ki:.r. H. pai:MELE.
J i V. Jtrd-ti W. FA1KHK1,1. J. . WECK-
i. liACH. I
.i n'ui.1 -1. MILl.Ei:. J I'O-. I'Dl.UX K. I
4;li .: i-d- P. Mi C A i.i.AN . C S. DAWsijN.
7Vfr-JNO. V. MARSHALL. j
I' i iO V r.SS lit N A I , CARDS
llt. J. Ij. XleCVtl.X.
'.Tllic PilYSH JAN. ::'..; over 1". ;
. M ain .i's H.irdwaie HU-. Pl at-iniit!i,Ne- j
lii. rt.Vl.DilM iiV,
ii-l ie n ei .Mil. Ml. !. .c .V '.. I'. '-: "kth.
First ci.iss deiitistiy at i . a-o;.aiic pneef, -Jly
ii XV. Vi.VTTV.il.
Oii'.ci' jil 3ia.lt rlieci over .-. "iiiou ..n-
X inn s store.
PIIYSICIVN an.i SURGEON, oflice In Fitz-L-t
raid liiock. which will be o;-n day or u"3"t.
. is. io;r.. v. i.
I P U TI'UNc PHYSICIAN, ttfi'.ce and Irug
s I'.V: e. Main at. near Third nattsniot.th.Neb.
tt. It. MVlM.STO.i. 35. t
! '. VE HOCKS, from Hi a. ni., to 2 p. in. '.
va... ..... . surseou tor l.. i rn-..u.
J AN. H. MATlir.WN
ATTl'KSKY AT LAW.
,.v,,. hit Raker..- Atv,oor store, r-oulli side
!' Mam between 5tli and t'.h street.
CGLLECTIO.Y.S .1 til'KClALTl.
V ; ORNEY AT LAW. Rr;;.l EsTate. Fire In
- ', ..-iiudColiecSion Agency. OShee in FR2
L.labfS 1 dock. I'latt-litoattl. Nel-rasKO. 22!ii3
ATTORNEY AT LAW and Rial E -Sate Bro
1 er special attention Kiven to Collections
i i..l ail l.iatUM-s afteetii the title to real estate.
oi.ee on 2d i;.Hr over Post Oliiee. Piattsniouih.
NeorasKa. 4o I.
if. ii. w:ii:c:i.kk a v.
I V OFFICE, Ileal Estate, l ire ami Life I n-ii'-at-e
Agents, l'lattii'onth. Nebraska, lol
ii '..is. I i-i.avers. Have acoinpiete abstract
: l'il-s. p.u'v 'and sell leal crtno. uesotiate
1 , ,!.s. "
l: p.. in i!ii.v:.i.
D, A. CAAirr.r.i.c.
.1 !Mi:.55 A ( AMPlti:!.!-,
ATT.-T..V IAS AT LAW.
-u:l.. - Nebraska.
.1 vmks r. mi;i:ison.
Notary l i:l'.ic.
L. HKOW SK.
fToENKYS AT I. YV. Will pra. Gee in Cass
.,:. .ai.-iiiiiiK Counties : :ives sp.-ent: nttetttioli
,..i.;.-ctiii and a'istraeis I til!.-. Ollice in
j. j. Block, riatlrinoiitli. Nebraska.
MUCK! If RICK!
If you want any
ire or Ornamental Brick.
j. T. A. HOOVER,
LOUISVILLE, - - NEBRASKA.
IT &NSEN (k CHASSOT
Grcccii' S, I'rovisions and
ACKN IS MR Til K
x;i" MANIA I.I EE INSURANCE COMPANY.
I'l.M VN FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY,
f .v-.:!; (. V. is.
WL--rr.RN EORsr. AND CATTLE INs. CO..
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:- ; t .: P a N Y.
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Mi!- i 11 HKKi! AN LLOYD.
Mr--::vs R;-:iV. 1 I X S! AMRVI.G.
; ami M. V YORK. 1I'
t."ontr:UIOi"S ;;!td ISuildci'S.
ptvio i:". "C.'.ed our she) and purchased a
T,v-cr 1 irele Mtw.wt- are prepared to do
m' ; : :uo::.t of i rk i:i our line in a
' ' ." ' . ! I A s V N KK.
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AT S2.00 1
B. & M. R.R.Time Table.
Taking EffectOt. 10, 1881.
roil OMAHA FKOM PLATTSMOUTII.
Leaves 0 :80 a. in. Arrives 8 -.35 a. in.
2:45 p.m. " 4:15 p. in.
g:-oa. ni. " i :40 a. in.
FROM OMAHA FOR PLaTTSMOCTH.
Leaves 8 :W a. in. Arrives 10 :05 a. m.
" 7 ;i0 p. 111. ' 9 :!S)
8 :10 p. in. " t :25 p. 111.
FOR THE WEST.
Leaves Plattsmoutli 9 :20 a. in. Arrives Lin
coln, 11 :55 p. in. ; Arrives Kearney, 7: 40 p. m.
Leaves 8 :45 p. in ; arrives Lincoln 11 :15 p. in.
Freight leaves at ! :20 a. in. and at 8 -.15 p. m.
Arrive at Lincoln at 4 : 65p. in. and 2 :00 a. in.
FROM THE WEST,
leaves Kearney. 3 :: a. m. leaves Lincoln,
1 .oo p. in. Arrives Plattsinout'.i. 3 :: p. in
Leaves Liucolu 7 a, in ; arrives Plalls'iiiouth
y :(." a. in.
Freight leaves Lincoln at 12 :0." p. ni. and 8 :00
p. in. Arrives at plattsmoutli at 5 ;15 p. in. and
I :15p. 'ii.
GO I. Mi EAST.
Vasei;er trains leave Plattsinomh at 7 oo a.
in., u 05 a. in., 3 4o p in. and arrive at Pacilic
Junction at 7 25 a. in.. !i 25 a. m. and 4 10 p. m.
FROM THE EAST.
Paseentier trains leave Pacific Junction at 8 35
a. in. .8 :lo p. in., 10 a. in. and arrive at Platts
moutli at 9 00 a. ni.. 8 3op. in. and 10 40 a. in.
U. V. U. It. Time Table.
Taking Effect Sunday. December 5, 1880.
1 2 :l.pr.l
2 : 25
15LL E HILL
IN A VALE.
Pl.i h M i N;n.
I 12 .loam
j " :0s -
i H :
i 8 :00
! u :10
I 5 :10
' 4 :45
'. i :!(i
I 12 :.Tiiani
! 11 :4J
AKltiVAl, A.! IJKI'AHTI Kl! OF
A 1(1! I VKS.
7.!t- p. III. (.
I 7.'" a. in
j :m a. t.i.
Ni.lit 11 kv: X.
sol"! H f.HS.
i 3.oo p. ni.
t S..')0 a. iii.
'( 0.15 p. m.
3 I HI p. Ill
7. o a. in
H.im. a. in.
3 ' p. in.
11. (xi a in
7.:vi j.. in.
10. :'.ii a :n. .
7.:i p. t-.i.
11.00 a in.
11. mi a in.
Nov :o. i
t 7. 15 :u m.
2.O0 p. 111.
!.0l p. Ill
l.oo p. m
V. V.I !! Mi W" A'l'K !I.
Marshall. P. M.
F1 133, S T
OF PLATTSMOUTII. NERRAS1CA,
I'JUN FtTV.r.KKALlt ...
K. t:. Dovey
K. W. M-L.l ciHI.IX. .
lONH O ROUKliF.
This Bank is now open for tnsiness at their
tew room, corner Main and Sixth streets, and
is prepared to transact a general
Slock. Bonds. Gold, Government end Local
ROUGIIT AND SOLD.
lh'nsits Received and Iitierest A 11 vis
ed on Time Certificates.
WailaMe iu any part of the United States and
in all the Principal Towns and Cities
Cksi'an Line and Allan Line
i'cison wishing to brmp; out their friends from
PUKCIIASK TH KK.TS FKOM F8
Thrvnirli to Hlattw mouth.
WEEPING WATER BAE
r nnt) Kitos.
Tliis Rank is now open lor the transaction of a
Banking Exchange Business.
Received, and Interest allowed on Time Cei ti-
Drawn, and available In the principal towns
and cities of the United States and Europe.
Aytn's for the cthLrattd
Haiari Li! of Steamers.
Purchase your tickets from ns,
Through from Europe to any
Point in the West.
REED BROS.. 21.1 Weeping Water. Xeb.
, J. S. DUKE
j Has just opened an entire r.ew stoti or nrrd-
:H.m mi i,vj rk :u ne Bt o k -j: ' jb - !
Nxt door west of Chapman & Smith's Dnu. j
A Full Line of
.SHOVELS, RAKES. SPADES c,a
ALL GARDEN TOOLS.
NAILS, NAILS, NAILS, by the Kef,
ROPE, POWDER. SHOT, GRIND
A Full Line of l!lTM-.ItY.
Spe-f-inl Rates h iuil lens and Cni
AH iroods sold as hv s they po-sibiy can bf
and live. 4iv
$- ,,: r ,'.ay at h ' e. y;:i.ii !e- wrrtli
J - .s ifre. Addres, &TIO &('o,
Port'.yno. Maine. 4Vely
ETC., ETC., KTC,
Of All Descriptions.
METALLIC B TOI AL CASES
Of all sizes, ready made and sold cheap for cash
MY FINE HEARSE
IS NOW READY FOR SEKVICE.
With many thanks for past patronage,
invite all to call and examine my
LARGE STOCK OF
13tf. FL ItXTI KK A COKFIXS
Sole Appointing Agent for
T'.ic S'nrivalled Vinson A Hamlin
Also Slate Acpnt for the Henry F Miller and
W. C. Emerson" Co. Pianos.
at office. Leonard V Art Gallery, Main St.
Will do well to examine our
New 3Iason & Hamlin
i d i
tZ a, cs
4 2 . r-
Z 51 If
V- 2 .5
-3 rtii n
r: C x "Z
o i o r.
MONARCH BILLIARD HALL!
In the basement of Merges' Store,
PLATTSMOUTII, - - - N EURASivA.
One door east of the P. O.
Rooms Newly Fitted up With
SEW 3IOARCII TAIILIX
Cigars & Tempsrane Drinks
. On hand at the counter.
It is a v.b'.e and spacious Hall ; plenty of room
for phiver t.nd seats for visitors. t
V. IJ. MURPHY,
Successor to Sage IlKOTnEiss."!
TINWARE, SHEET IRON, Zi-, '
At the old Stand opposite tl'.e tiew Ilea.
Making & Reairinc T.ne.
(A Medicine, not a. Drink.)
nors, srciir, mandrake,
AI) TBJ TVKTIT M) Bm MEMCkLQTiU.
TltS OF ALL OTUEU IilTTKKS.
All TMspmwtof theStoTTiRch, Bowels, Tllood,
Liver, Kidneys, and l i iiiary OrsraDa, Ker
yw MceplesMiessand especially
SIOOO IN COLD. -T
ivr.l be paid for a cane they will not cr or
help, or toranytliiim impure orinjm... .t
found iu thuia.
Ask your dropsrlst for nn Pltlersar "
llitiu before you (.loop. Take no ol' . i .
D I. ". Is an ansolntear.il irrvslBtliileet! r
D.-unkenueaa, use cf opium, u.bacco- i
Sent) fob Ciecclas.
All ahov r!i by d"K-.-l.ti.
Hop Bitten Mfg. Co., Kudjotcr, N. Y.,&TotnlA,OaV
nwwww.j w ww.'ti m .Jiff" mjjmi ' ..wipwwr
We EiaBi 11 for tiise aexf 3 eiay 8e
giardBes of t oa stock f
We are Holding out some Real Inducements to close
isaeaa feiaSMBB yoe sii esiIS ssst&i exslsse
GROCERIES OF ALL KINDS
Large stock cf
BOOTS and SHOES
CLOSED OUT AT COST.
and In fact everything you eat call for in
the line of
CASH PAID FOR IIIDRS AND FPRS.
All kinds of country oioduee taker n ex
H. A. WATERMAN & SON
Wholesale and Retail Dealers ii
Mat., street. Corner of Fifth.
Livery, Feed"& Sale
Or an Old Stalle in new hands entirely :
The New Finn of
PATTEKSOX & DIXON.
open the A
STREW HT BARN
on tho Corner of Clh and I'earl Streets with a
New Livery Outfit.
GOOD HOKSFS AND CAKltlAGKS at a!!
HORSES FUR SALE,
HOUSES BOUGHT -l.VD SOLD,
HOUSES KEPT 11Y THE DA Y OR WEEK.
Call and see PATTERSON & DIXON
All kinds of
Neatly & Pro nip Ip
Horse, 31ule& OxShoeinj;,
In short, we'll shoe anything that liar
four feet, from a Zebra to a Giraffe.
Come and see us.
it Filth St between Main and Vine Streets,
ust across e corner front the new I1EKAD
STUE1GUT & AllLIE!:,
and all kinds of harness stock, constantly oo
Repairing of all Kinds !
NEATL Y DONE cs SHORT NOTICE
HEW HARNESS !
TURNED OUT IN SHORT ORDER
And Satisfaction Guaranteed.
tRemember the place, Opposite Hei-r.,
Boeck's Furniture Store, on Lower Main Street,
STREIGHT & MILLER.
DAVID.LANDRETH &S0NS. PHiLA.
AT $2.00 1
A JOURNALISTIC STAR OF THE
FIRST MAGNITUDE JUST DIS
COVERED IN PLATTSMOUTII.
A Lou? Felt Need in American Journal
ism and Literature t'au now be Sup
plied. From the Weejiiug Water Recorder.
Mr. O'Donohoe, of Plattsmoutli, is
the candidate on the Bourbon Demo
cratic Anti-Law ticket for County
J udge of Cass County. He is a one
horse lawer and pettifogger occupying
a corner in a room given him out of
charity by John Fitzgerald, the rail
road contractor. As ihe Democratic
candidate he meets with opposition
from one of the Republir au organs iu
Plattsmoutli, the Herald, which sore-j
ly offends him. Mr. O Donolioe feeis
very indignant that a man of his im
mense ability should be opposed by an
opposition political p;;pcr ii:u goes ir
MacMurphy of the Herald in iheiol
"1 would have MacMurphy know
that I ask no odds of any man in
America, as a writer to a journal; and
that he or any man in Piattsnioutn is
not able to put before a printer a pur
tr piece of diction than 1."
As O'Donohoe is undoubtedly a man
of unquestionable veracity, I am not
going to deny that he :s the equal of
and, perhaps, the superior of any man
in America -as a writer to a journal,"
for he says so himself. Conceding
this fact, he can do more good to the
world by filling the places of a Greeley,
Win. Cullen Bryant, Geo. D. Prentice,
and many more celebrities in journal
ism whose demise has seriously thin
ned the ranks of eminent editorial
writers, than by filling the oflice oi
County Judge of Cass County. I do not
believe that a man of his surplus of
self-esteem and overflowing egotism
can be a safe judge, for he thinks he
knows it all and would pay but little
heed to the arguments of counsel. A
man who has the cheek to boast
through the medium of a public jour
nal that lie "asks no odds of any man
in America" as a journalist, would be
apt to imagine himself supreme in his
legal decisions over the Supreme Court
of Nebraska and the decisions of the
Siinn mc rmnt. nf the. TTtiitctl Slatns.
No such man as Mr. O'Donohoe. as a
Judge of a caurt, could be influenced
by attorneys, however eminent in
their profession, and would decide a
case in the way he had his mind made
up beiore the arguments were heard.
Now for a few specimens of the
"pure diction., of a man who ";isks no
odds of any man in America." They
are taken from his communication in
the Enterprise. Speaking -of Mr. Mac
Murphy. he saj's:
"His appearance is thin and his pa
per is thinner."
"I paddle my own canoe."
"His contracted and attenuated form
will be among the things that were on
the streets of Plattsmouth.
"1 have never yet thrown ui the
"Citizens of Cass County and ftdiow
neighbors of Plattsmoutli, do not pay
any attention to the puny editor of the
Herald, if you want to see MacMur
phy taken up in a cyclone and landed
in Deadwood, inquiring for General
Cunningham, that he- might give the
seedy looking edi'.or another printing
press. M. O'Donohoe.
How is that for "pure diction" ema
nating from a man who "usks no odds
of any man in America, as a writer to
Tha writer takes no stock in the
quarrel between the Hhrald and the
Democratic candidate fr County
Judge, but he has a respect for the
office and hopes that it will be Uild by
a man who pusesses less self-assurance,
egotism and bombast than Mr. O'Don
ohoe. I will here state that I ant .i Demo
crat and have always been, but I can
not support the Bout bon anti law and
anti-progressive Democratic ticket of
Ax Oli Cass Co. Democrat.
A successful e:is- ,,( SKin-n-raRiiit
was dune in N.-wburg. y., recently!
Dr. Dey !;vestod tin; k i : fr.-.m a uuiu-b.-r
of heal'hy pe-.-ous and pi.:ced it ou
.1 youtiir -in's arm, which had been
badly sca.dcd. ai.d now Hi.t fngraf .ed
arm is eutiridy wed and wiihu.tic ir of
A Ghastly Subject.
the army museum has a visitor.
Washington, D. C. September
Dr. Schrody, of the New York Medi
cal Record, upon invitation of the con
sulting physicians of the late Presi
dent, visited the Army Medical Mu
seum to-day for the purpose of exam
ining the anatomical specimens pre
served after, the autopsy. These con
sist of the fractured vertebra), tho
bro'ien eleventh rib and all tho organs i
affected by the wound. The veiteora
has been cleaned carefully and wiii bfl
mounted and preserved, as was that of
Wilkes Booth. Tha viscera is in the
condition of di?sectin as when first"!
taken from thv bo iy. The lungs, Is v- j
er, kidneys, pancreas, gall bladder and j
colon are '.here, and show the effects j
of the in j i: y from Ui" ptssage of the
ball. The suppuration surfaces, '
abscesses, pus gatiieri gs and rupture
of the mesenteric artery. The most
interesting specimen was the encysted
bed of the ball, iiito which the ball
was lilted to day. The conclusions of
Dr. Schrody and Prof. Weiz are that
great skill and care have been display
ed in the preservation of the parts,
and that the statements of the bulletin
publishing the first accounts of the
autopsy were absolutely correct, and
that nothing ha3 been concealed. Dr.
Schrody and Prof. Weiz were among
thse outside surgeons who believed
that the President would recover.
The viscera is preserved in alcohol.
Dr. Schrody was accompanied by Prof.
Weiz, of the University of New York,
who.se pistol practice on Cadavers in
July I.itt, for the purpose of discover
ing the probable course of a ball, at
tracted so much attention. They
were invited to examine the drawings
which are being made to accompany
the detailed statement of the autopsy,
which will be published in the Medical
Record of New York October 1, signed
bv all the surgeons, i his report is the
work of Dr. Woodward, LT. S. A.
Careful comparisons and verifications
of statement of record and its draw
ings, with the viscera and injured
bones, were mad', in tider that there
shall be an opportunity of intelligent
discussion and lo prevent all captious
criticism. The viscera was found to
be perfectly preserved, ol course being
founded upon the diagnosis of the
case as it existed before the revelation
of tho autopsy. They now think that
there never vaa a chance of recovery,
and that the fact that the patient sur
vived for eighty days is astonishing in
a medical point of view. The state
ment to be published here alluded to
is not the full ollicial history of the
case, but relates only to the autopsy.
The former will not be ready before
December, and will be published by
the Surgeon General's department of
Competitive llx.uai nation.
If the civil service reformers gel
the competitive examination scheme
adopted, and a man applies for the
position of clerk in the custom house,
lie will be compelled to answer such
questions us these:
What is ihe Monroe Doctrine, and
in what respect cUies it differ from the
doctiines of of nietempsychoics ?
Mention five great m;ii of America,
barring Garlieid, Grant and Dr. Bliss.
Who was Riddieberger, and in whit
way did he advance the cause of civil
service reform ?
Why did the country break into a
Soldenish grin whr-n Senator Dawes
came out as a reloimtr?
For v. hat peculiarity was Mary's
Who was R. B. Hayes, and what has
become of him ?
This is j-iniplv a "catch" question
aad no credits will ie deducted for
failure lo a.is .ver correctly.
It Samu I J. Tildeu was a paralytic,
wall-eyed, v. hispei ing old. fool, why
were the Republicans su panicky at
the- pro.sji;t of his" nomination iu
What effect did the splitting of the
comet's tail have up n the tempera
ture? When did Rorcoo Conkling retire
from poiiiifs? - - .
At what period in the 21st. century
will it b ,jiin..lly admitted that the
I eopie souib of Mason and Dizon's
iii.e aie not r-ecretly cherishing a de
sign .to break up the Union?
OVERCOATS AT $2.00!
How old is Susan li. Anthony?
Do you believe in evolution?
Are you u crank ?
What are your politics?
What have you done for the party?
Did you carry your ward?
How much of your salary will you
voluntarily contribute to the campaign
f und ?
Who recommended you for this
position anyway, and how much in
tlueiice has he cot?
Will you set 'em up for the lioard of
Life and Work of Garfield: Em
bracing an Account of His strug
gles in childhood ; His Career as a
Soldier; His Success as a Statesman;
His Elevation to the Presidency;
His Dastard! v Assassination. By
John Clark Ridpaih. L. L. D., W.
H. McClain, Des Moines Iowa.
General Agent for Iowa raid Ne
braska. The life, public services and trag'c
death of Garfield furnish a record of
mere interest than any chapter of
corresponding length in American
history. Under treatment of a mas
terly pen, it expands to a narrative
in which the career of the student, the
scholar, the philosopher, the soldier,
the statesman and tha executive, form
a panorama of the most instructive
word-pictures kn: wn to our literature
a narrative that will command the
study and admiration of the worlu for
The auther of the work In reby an
nounced is one of the most eminent of
liviiig historians; a ripo scholar, a
thorough investigator, and charming
writer. His histories are known and
prized wherever English is the pre
vailing tongue. Hp approaches this
biography with a more eloquent prn
than any heretofore used by him, be
cause the subject is an inspiration to
eloquence, to truth, to reveience, to
all that is admirable in humanity. A
nobler theme for the modern writer
can not be found.
It is indeed fortunate for the com
munity that an author so well en
dowed with every qualification for the
w ork has engaged in its preparation.
His name is a guarantee ot faithful
performance. His Garlieid is that
which occupies the inmost sanctuary
of the American heart, which appeals
to its tenderest sympathies; that
teaches the bravest lessons to our
youth and the noblest to our man
hood; that irradiates from our na
tional glory to a blighter halo than
ever illumines the memories of kings
and potentates; or makes illustrious
the conquerors of states; His narra
tive is the electric chain which trans
mits the wondrous story of endur
ance, triumph over obstacles, and final
achievement, that will live in the an
na's of the world as long as virlue is
revered and true nobility honored
There are other w ks which pre
tend to recount the r.ime history.
Most of them are rev .niped from
tlie cheap biographies which were
made to influence the I'" .-.identiul
Campaign of 1830 and are i...t of per
manent value. Others are t.:ii! more
valueless, having been haslfj com
piled from articles in the newspapers
and magazines, without regard t
proper verification or arrangement.
Dr. Ridpath's book is thoroughly au
thentic. Its facts are derived from
undoubted authority and, as a rule,
from original sources of information.
It should, and doubtless will, sup
plant most of the trashy publications
which have made Garfield their sub
ject in profanation of lib fame and
for merchandise of his memory.
A Rich Puff.
A manufacture! and vender of pat
ent medicines, recently wrote to a
friend living out west for a good rec
cummeiidalioii of his (the manufac
In a few days he received the fol
lowing which we call pretty strong.
Dkar Sir: The land composing
my farm has hitherto been s poor
that a Scotchman could not get a liv
ing oil it; and so stony we had to
plant them edgeways, but hearing of i
your Balsam, I put some on the cor- j
nor of a tm acre lot, surrounded by
a rail fe. ee, and in the morning I
; Miud thai the rocks had entirely dis
appe.1r.3J, a n?at stum wall encircled
the field, iwi'l the lai's were split into
oven wood and piled up symmetrically
in my back yaid. I put a half ounce
into the middle of a huckleberry
swamp; iu two days it was cleared
oft, planted with com and pumpkins
and a row of. peach trees in full blos
som through the middle.
As an evidence of its tremendous
strength I would say that it drew a
striking likeness of my oldest son on;
of a mill pond, drew a blister all over
his stntna'-li, (ire w a laJ of potatoes
four miles to market, and eventually
drew a prize of ninety seven dollars in
a lotlerv. Me-ego county Telegraph.
Jan. 5,1 80S.
A Fevr Thouirht3 About "Woman-E7 a
Women f-te sa Ilv ru ed by the law of
com ens:1. torn. Those who are ood
an; never pretty; those who nro pretty
tiro never gad.
To a man, truth is what he knows;
to a wom-.n, truth what she believes.
The only perfect woman a man ever
knows is his mother.
AH ultimate frlcii'Niiip amo;-g woman
have the same b:ii- and alwnys exist
I el ween those uL resemble each other
in figure they can borrow each other's
Women invariably fear de.ttli rui-l I
skow you onr
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now in.. roved o extensively tn to place it in
the fn!it rank of Family Periodicals, and eiial
to any magazine. It conlain.s ol iii., laiyo
luarlo, 6',xll'i inches, elegantly printed on
tinted pajiT.fully illustrated, each number
having Ktecl engraviii,"1, oil picture, or art sub
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An Illustrated Weckly-H. Pages.
M1TK1) TO IIOVS AND OIIII.S OF ISO U SIVTO
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Vol. Ill commences November 1, lssl.
Xow Is The Time to Nitlwrlbe.
The Vol. m; rF.ori.K ha beet, from the fust
niccc-i-.'i'.l be.vM'd anticipation. X. V.Lvening
It has a distinct purpose to w hit h i; steadily
adheres-lbat, namely, of KUppla:itin tho
vicious papers for the your.;; v. ilh a paper more
at tr.ie! iva. :. veil ;is the inert! wlio!e-ome
For 11c.1l ncss . eb'nnee of eiivravin:;, and eon
teats generally, It is uiibiii past d by any pub
lication of the kind yet brought to our notice.
I'itiShtll -h C.Mette.
Its weekly islU ar racily looked for, not
only by the children, hut aNo by pi. rent who
are anxious to provide pure liWiUiii for their
boys and gills. Cliiisi.tin Advocate, riuffalo,
A weekly paper for children which pam.ls
need nut fear to let their children ifad at the
family flreddo. Hartford Daily Time.
Jmt the paper to take the eye and .secure the
attention of the boy-i and gills. Npringliehl
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Tlie Round volume fur IvU will be ready
early in November. Price 00 ; -stage pre
paid. Cover for Vocxi 1'koi-i.k for 18M, Si
ccnU ; t"Matfe 13 cent" additional.
Remittance ihould be mad by I'ort-onice
Money Order cr draft, to avoid chauec el lo.
X(U'.'iKit:r arc not fo cy fln atlrcrtUeincut
u ithout f.'itf trfrc. 01 If ruf II Alt l-l.lt & Luol ll-
Addie.i H ARI'iCRf. RRO'IHKRS. N. V.
What a "Jack'" Mormon I3.
A letter-writer in tho Sa:t I'ramdsco
(Jhiunide says: At Mincrsville I had
a loii conversation witii a very intelli
gent "'Jack'' Mormon. Men of hii
class an; "la'.l lo r one thing' nor the
other," but arc held in disti list by both
the antagonistic elements in Utah. A
'Jack" Mormon is generally a (ientilo
who has married a very attractive Mor
mon girl and is too poor to get out of
the Territory with her. He refuncs to
connect himself with the church or to
"go into polygamy," but pretends to
sympathize with the Mormons, and
gets along with them the best way he
can. BeTis tolerated, and that is all.
lie has Fprung into being within tho
past fifteen years, for at otic time Mor
mon bishops furiously preached that
all who are not for tho Loid must bo
hewn to pieces ou the highway." The
threat was not an empty one, but in a
muUitudo of instances was executed to
The total number of cabin passen
gers taken to Kurope during the past
eumraer by the principal steamship
lines from our Eastern ports was 23,
215, against 10,406 in 1880, and this
army of excursionists was carried over
the Atlantic without the loss of a single
life.. This showing is remarkable, and
very creditable to the carrying compa
The Eosa Family.
Some of them havo produced ex
tremely beautiful and showy flowers,
as it is the case with tho cultivated
roses of our gardens, as well as with
the dog-roses, the swectbriers, tho may,
the blackthorn, and the meadow-sweet
of our hedges, our copses r.ud our open
fields. Others have develone I ediblu
fruit-, like tlie pear, tho apple, tho ap
ricot, the peach, tlie nectarine, the
cherry, tho strawberry, the raspberry
and the plum, while yet others, again,
which are less serviceable to lordly
man, supply the woodland birds or
even the vidago children with black-,
berricw, dewberries, cloudberries, hips,
haws, Ioes, crabapples and rowenb r
rics. Moreover, the various nn-rabcri
of the rose family exhibit almost every
variety of size and habit, fr.-m tho
creeping" fcilver-e. d which covers our
roadsides or the tiny alcheniilla which
P'V-ps out from the crannies of our
walis, through the herb-like meadow
sweet, the scrambling briers, tin; .shrub
by hawthorn, and the bushy bird-c'.ior-rv4
to the taller and more arboiv.se 'nt
forms of Ihe apple tree, tin; pear tiv.)
and tlie mountain ash. lldgrnvit.
i. Louts. Mo.