The Herald. The Herald. D 5 AIIVCRTIHHO R.iTKM, PUBLISHED F.VEKV THURSDAY. PLATTSHOUTH. NEBRASKA. OFFICE: Oi Vine St., One Block Norili of Min. ''r. of F'fih Street. tBjd Cnnii'ia cf ?ny Pep in Czs Ccnitj. i CK 1 1 w. I 2 w. 3 I I III.. 8 til. i d lit. 1 vr, I. 1 aqr 2 xint 3 Hqrs. I col H col I col . $1 oo $i fiO tlM.SiM :. no w!$i2 0l I Ml 2im 275i 3 2 6 .VI 10 no 16 uf 2 IK)1 6 00 2 73 IM I'J ft Ml 130 20 0 8 oo in mi l 20 uo zxoo a. c I'illO I.SOO l.K) 5 Oil- 40 HO AO Ot lnuo 2000 )io 44ino enoo leool ' 15 no tJT Jill Adrertlstng Rills Duo Quarterly W Transient dvertlamoaU aiiul D rw in Advunco. JNO. A. MACMURPHY, Editor. J 5 4 1 ERSE V E It AX f! E COXfJUEKS. 99 (TERMS: $2.00 a Year. N 1 v. v Term In Advance: One copy, one yiM f 2.80 One copy, six monies.. . l-Wj One copy, three uroliths, SO OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. fflnte Directory. C H. VAN WVl'K. 17. S. Senator, Xete. City. V'l.VIN S VMi:US, U. S. Senator, .Omaha. K K V VI I'NTINK, K.-preseiitat e. West Pulct. VI i'.INI" X X' IC. 'iovenior. Lincoln. S I Al 1' X X I K (C. Secretary of State, 'lii'lix v i.l.iH. Auditor. Lincoln, i; M n vi: i r.:r r. Trf-aHiiM r, Lincoln. V ' w. .Mi'.l. surit. I'tiWie last ruction. C. K KN ! LL. Land I'oiiuuUsloiier. i-'.r l ii. Atiorucv Oneral. KKV '.'. H X 1. VMS, Cli-i. lain of Penitentiary. Ilt. II. I". M 1 1 UK WstjN, Sunt. Hospital for 1 III- I iiS.ii" . Kprctne Cjurl. S. VAKWF!.- . t lit f Justice, Fremont, tll'.l. it. l.A K 1'. Omaha. AM ASA I'll,"..:, Lincoln. . fiil-nt'l Jurit-inl '.')ilricl. S 15. FOUNI. .I i'lf. Lincoln. .1 v. w I'l'Siis. !'r'i'-i'a;ir.u-ATt'v. Neb. City. W. C. SiUiw !.IKK. lrU lii-tik-t Court. k ' .i.iti 7.;rt rtrry. . . sf i.i.: . . f.xuijr .lu'iijp. i). i I'TT i y '.ic-k. i. . I' v l ! ' :- ' , 'o.iiil v Tfi'a-ni'i-r. ;:. v . K I :. .-tK-riil. r. 1!. V ! i V.( .. np't l'uli. histruct'.ou. :. . 1 i 1. 1 i l.i.l . Mu v" or. !'. r. i . I -. t' i inn-:. c N r V COM M ISSIfiN Kits. sM' KU !' l;l'-iN. Mt. n-a.-aiil rrr-fiHft. i V. i l'l:'.!ls:noutli IMi'Ci.H-t. .! ' :; .-. (1, l'()l:i. Soutii I'.finl I'reclnct. . i. -. : i ii l-usii' iili the County . ;cii. i. w ill fiiiii tl.fin in si-sslon the i . ..:..-, .in Tiii'xltiy f each tnoutl;. 4.;tf f 'y 'ire tory. . . .I m i X s iX , M.tvor. .. 1. I'.vn KUo.S,Tr.-aMrer. i. U. ,s:.Ml'r-iS. i:v C!-ik. Kil I ! A Li Vi IAN, I'ollce .lud'e. XV. 1. ,U IKS. Cni "f of l'oliie. I'. K. W III'l 1'.. l iii-f oi Kin- Dept. I'OIJM'll.MKN. 1-1 Wanl-F. ;oltllKK. C. M. FA IIMKI.K. ii. l VV.i:(l- K. V. FAIU1 1KL1J. J. V. WKCK- l HACH. :;d Wanl-D. Ml LLK L, TM0S. FOI.LOCK. 4lil Waiil F. M.-CALLAN, C. S. D.VWSIJN. 2'c.ttuiutlet- JNO. W. M AUS1IALL. PROFESSIONAL, CARDS IStS. ..! A MAI.IHIH HV, DB1TTISTS. Oiru e over Smiili. F.laek ,"fc Co. Drus Store. First class dentistry at leasonahle prices, -3;y JAM !-. JIATIIF.n'H ATTOKNK.V AT I. AW. O.llce over ItiiKcr x AtwoodV store, south side Main between 5lh and lith street-. 'Jltf " X5t. II. mi:.vik, FHYSICIVN and sriKIEOX, ofliee in Fitz cerald liloi k, which wiii be o(ien day or uight. IHS. J. 1. .lIcCISKA, HOMiEl'ATHlC FHYSIcr'AX. OlVice over V. V. Mathew's Hardware Store, l'lattnioiitli.Xe- uraska. STl' iif.ti. A. M KiXKY. ATTOKNEY AT LAW. NOTAUY ITr.LIO, and t'olh ctioii Avreul. Oilit-e over llaker & Co'-. tore. Fl.ittsiii.ni'li. Nehraska. 141y It. II. UVLXLiSTDX. SJ. -. I'HVSl.'IAN ,t SI'KliKilS. OFFICE IIOFKS, from 10a. in., to 2 p. in. ExaniiiiitiK Suijseou for C. s. Fension. ; XV. (i-I TTKR. D B T T IS T. flat t wnioul h. Xetiraska. Oft'eeon Miiiu Street over Solomon & Xa lh:i:vs S'rore. " 4. ti. K. 51. I. I'l: criSINJ 1 11 YmViaX. Oiru e and Drts feiyr Mam -St. near Tlunt, 11 att.smoti' ; cif. WH-L AVIHK. eoz.Li:rrio.vx . r .ifEcAf. ri . WroKXKY AT LAW. Kc;ii K-.ttite. Fire In surance inl i oIl.-iMion Af-ei.cy. ::ie in t ui perahl's ldo k. l-!::ttsmoi;t h. Svbiasxa. iilii3 ;ko. t. it. ATTOIIXKY AT LAV. and Ileal Estate Bro ker Special at 'nil ion -uivimi to Collections and hU matters altectiiu tin- title to real estat.-. nice on 2d tloor over l ost Office. Pla'.lsniouili, Nebraska. 4( ' I). II.UHKl-.l-KK A "0. I.AV OFFICE. Ueal lt:.!e. Fire and Lifeln-sura-ice A-.v i.ti. Fl:.t i-n ont h. NebriL-ka. 1 ol ...... r . . !.:.t t-. li-.vi- -. c..,; fi:.H aslr:iet o'ii.'i. ii;iv ":u.d sell r-nl estate, neouate i . ... . ' I. A. C-Mrr.Ki.i.. N.:t;iiy Fiii.'lic. ,Mi:.r c A.'iii;s--.i.i, r i-mi: i s t l...w. . . - - Ne!.r:i.-ka. v. . I.. I'.R'.HVM!. .v.-ti.r;. 1 1 !0:;M:ys AT LAV.'. Will p.a :; in ;iss i i. .lit ' ti- oiiniics ; ,n . i -...i-ih. .n i.-.iii'. 'V , an.i i.lIia. is title. oUice in ; ;- .i.i cU. ri,'.tt-in..i:l!i. Xci'..::-Ka. ..si JUIICK! JiJUCK! 1 i you w iMit ;;: FiJ-e or Ornamental Brick, J. T. A'HOOYER, LOUISVILLE. - - KtiUHAhKA. HANSEN & CHASSOT Je;ilci in (SrociTies, Provisions and Orockory. ... . - ... I- N i Oli tt iliUMAM iNfl"!r ANCE CoMAKk'. c;ekman hhe issi uanci: comfanv. Freeport. III. : MILWAUKKE MECHANIC'S MUTUAL. Milwaukee. Wl. WESTEKX HOUSE AXD CATTLE IX. CO.. Omaha. N h. HMI5Un; AMEP.ICAX STEAMSHIP PACK ET COMPANY. NOUTU UKKMAX LLOYD. RTPAMSHIPS BETWEEN ilAMBUUC j;v.M&X 'A:s' XF.W f;)v t4;y ICIIOI SO., Contractors and lSuilders. Havin" enlarged our .-hop and purchased a Steam Power ucle Saw. we are prepared to do in unlimited amount of work in our line in a Ml. T-I-I.ASS M NNF.K. md those who contemplate l.uildi'iu will find it to their interest to jt eMimat. s from us liefore tivin' their work toother partie. K-tlmateu lnade"ou all kiml ofwork Fkkk ok C HAKciE, QJ netmIorvurJ with au entire ne .XiXi .-r VItTTEK St jckof the Snc.t Piece fj.Ki.N ever Lrouski into PiaUpinouth ! J EVERY (1AUMENT C 17 T IS WARRANTEDto FIT Hundred go tli-i an the' art1 ALWAYS SUITED. Shop oppoii.' t'.ie ( i.ui t House. (live him Cit'l iii.l eiili..!ie for o t: !"set v e . 4tf ACMT.i HtMil f-.r the Bt-st and Kast et SeHiiiif fi.-ioi i.i' l5'ofc-au-l I'.it les. i'li.-cs rr-.leced 33 j .- r i at Nat'ona; l'lti.lisliicr ., ..-'"tF' v'. ' ' " 'llJ n C-'it-i- -rdiiy at h- ne. Sample I'l th -s. S i t ,. -'i-'.y To- 1 -1 : . ;-J 1. ki Iwli V- ' - .i t.- is I J1l.se (hi-Chanrc. : Si.vrtt; IU ii.tu I - ,1 I rut: 1 S.iver-jl.re-l t rnc.l : 12 fin, K.rrl - ; that f unnr Fom. .. II, ibi Cl:i?.Z - f.v.rr; 1 : " ',-'r- ' : 12 tt..t: t.t.c 1 ir .! t.': - -li Irs' VOLUME XVII. B. & M. R. R. Time Table. Taking Etfer.t July 24. 1381. FOU OMAHA KF.OM FLATTSMOUTII. leaves sjuia. in. Arrives s :3r a. m. 2:45 p. in. " 4:15J. in. FKOM OMAHA FOK FLaTTSMOUIH. I -acS : " a. iii. Arrives lo :f5 a. m. " 7 ;MJ p. in. " a Mi li. in. 1 OK THE WEST, l av.-s FlaTtfiiiontli a :ao a. m. Arrives I.iu coln. 12 :ir. p. in. ; Arrives Kearney, 7: 40 p. in. Fre.iuht leavi-M ;:t '.:& a. in. and at 9 :3 p. m. At rive at Lii.coin at 4 : lijp. in. and 3 :W a. m. FKOM Till! WEST. Leaves Kearney. 3 :30 a. m. Leaves Lincoln. 1 .no p. in. Arrives Flatlsinouf.i. 3 ;:!( p. m Fie.ght leaves Lini oln at VI :05 p. in. and 8 :90 p. m. Arrives at i'iat isnioiitii at 5 ; io p. in. and I :l:'l. in. llOI.Xil EAST. Vaiise-ijir trains leave Fl it'snniui li at 7 '- a. in. a. in., ; in p in. iiiiii uriive at l'ueitic Juiiclioii it ; an a. in., a. i:i. and 4 10 p. m. FKO.M THE EST. !;--'- -:-: I.ai.K l.-;.v.- I'aeifle J unci ion al 35 ;i pi." : . p. : ;.. a. in. aad srrive at Flatts- r-;;)i!'li ;a 'J '.: I ; . u 7 2Jj. in. and ' 5i. V 51. Time 'ra!Ie. Tul.i -v iJ'xt M.i -)(. I'ocrmlrr 5, 1PH0. v KST. 5 :l.")pin :1" 7 :U X :o5 ! :4C 1' :1." I'l :."5 11 ::) 12 : 1 1 1 1 1 1 i::: I :L'0 I :Mi 2 a :.-0 3 :50 6 :(I0 STATIONS. 11ASTT X(S. A It. I.I. I K 1 1 f K I COWI.KS. AMl'.oY U K I l l.i'l'D. I.N WALK. 1M VKilioX. FKA K K LIN. I; Li Mi.vUXiiToN. NAI'll X E 1" UEIMULICAN ALMA OF.LEANS OXKt)lM AlIAl'AHOK FAST. U .loam 11 :ir 1 li SI :-.'n 8 :2j :i'(i ! Mr, J :ln 5 :l(i 4 AT, 4 :',() 3 :4) 2 : V) i :li" 1 AT, 12 :,'nuiii It :4ii AlMtlVAh AM IIKI'AKTIKK Of IMiirTVUOlfll AltUlVF.S. 7.:i p. in. i 0.30 a. in. I 8. on a. in. i, 3.:so p. in. ( 11. mi a in 7.311 p. in. 10.30 a III. I 7.3U p. in. f ll.oo a in. IIKPAUTS. i 7.IMI a. in. "l 3.00 p. 111. ) 8.50 a. iii. i ;.l !j p. ib. 3.00 p. Ill 7.Wi a. in ( 7.45 a. 111. 2.iki p. ni. 1.00 p. Ill 1.00 p. Ill KASThKN. W KSTKKN. N OUT II ki:n. south ki:n. WKFI-IXI! WATF.lt. ll.no a in. Nov. 10, 3 in . iAt'1'UKVVli.l.K. .1. V. MAKSIIAI.I-. P. M. National Bank OF FLATTSMOUTH. NEBRASKA, fOH.N FlTZI-.EKALD ... E. r. DOVF.V A. V. M(T-ALUHI.I. . JONH O liOl'RUK President. Yiee President. Cashier, Assistant Ca-shier. Tins Bank Is now open for business at their lew room, corner Main and Sixth streets, and is prepared to transact a general BANKING BUSINESS. Stock. Bc-ids. Gold. Government and Lccal Securities BOUGHT AND SOLD. !H-posits Rf-ciccd and Intercut Allott ed on Time iJertiJi'ate's. rri:;ii'lu i.: any j-.arl of the United States and In i..ii t!iH I'lineipa! towns ami Cities of Europe. AfiCTS I'OK TIIC CELEBUATED km an Line anl Ailan Line tVi.-ou wi'.hir.s to briu. out their friends from :v.v pe cjn I'CK.'HASK. TM-KK.TS KHOM t"8 T h r o ii 15 li to t 1 a t t ni o u t h . T II E WEEPING WATER BANK This Ba.ik i- .-. .;.-.-it lor the transaction of a Banking Exchange Business. Ui' t'jted. iii:.'; Inti.rust allowed oa Tii:n Cclti- ni'iit llKAI'T?i Drawn, and available, in the principal towns and cities of the United S'ates and Europe. o Ayth'-sfur the vlthruttd HulM Line of SteaniBrs. Fi;ivi:;;;" "!!' tickets froiji i)s. Through from Europe to any Point in the West. UEE1 BUOS.. 21.f Wecplns Water, Neb. Wl ON STORE r Eight Mile Grove, Neb. WALTER JENKINS Having opened a New Store at the abov I call attention to tnv stock, and ask the patronage of my friends and the Public fu general. Pry Goods, Groceries Tinware if Wooden wait ' aud General i'oods of all ports. OrTWA-3 -A 733 C5-OOXD Call and see our Stock before (jing elsewhere. 341v Walter Jenkins. NEW HARDWARE STORE. ,J. S. DUKE Has just opened an entire new stock of herd ware, on Nevt d..r el of Chapman & air.Uh's IttL sloi-e. A Fall Line i t SHELF HARDWARE, SIJOVRLS, RAIL'S, SPADES ana ALL GARDEN TOOLS. NAILS, NAILS, NAILS, ly the Keu or Pound IIOPS, POWDKR. SHOT, GRIND STOXES, WHEEL-BARROWS. A Full U',e of tT TMIKY. Spti Ltl Rates tc Guilders and C11 ttartOiS. - it, . ..is s..ld as lo s t'.lfV liossibiv can bi H1NZD LANDHLTH & SOHS rtiiladelphla Pa. 1 P HFT-JRY BCFCK DEALEJt I.N W 1 212 I 'ESI? SAFES, CHAIRS, F i r., in c., lire. Of All Dsiri iptions. METALLIC BURIAL CASES WOODE'B" COFPI1TS i f ali silt's, ready niiide aa.l sold cheap lor cash MY FINE If L ARSE With li. a:. thanks for p:;st palrona, i tovite all to call ami examine my LAKOE STOCK OF 13lf. Ft liMT'ti: tFFIXi si iLl; i r,L:-i" James Pettee DEaLEU in Musical Instruments, Sole Appointing Agent for The I'nrivullert MaKon & Hamlin CABINET ORGANS. Also Stiite Agent for the Henry F Miller and XV. C. Emerson Co. Pianos. .SAMPLE INSTRUMENTS at office. Leonard's Art Oallery, Main St. PLATTSMOUTII, NEB. 3Iusic Scliolars Will do well to examine our New Mason & Hamlin OEG-AJST I3STSTBTJCTOE I CO CO -St - 00 I - J. 5 7. 5 5 S-i .2 CO a o o p-1 1 Tr t v S "; -3 Si; k P-i T. ti TZ 2ION ARCH MILLIARD II ALL! li! I'ne li.:s. i:n :.: n! .M. rjres St.ne, FLAT ISM' -L T il. - - - N Kll'.l SK V. j (in- (!..or is! U ill. I . w. Rooms Nowiy Fitted up with ?i4i.VA fiV? " Aisf.r dinars & Terns :rane Brinks On h.i'iii iu the cii'.VMcr. It ii a wide :-".d s:aci.n'.s ll iii ; ph't'.-y of ri;.)' , for j li'Vers i,: J seats for vi-itors. El. Ol.lVK-t. P. B. MUKI'lti Manager. Ittf Pro; B, 3 lii-se.-or lo SA',K i'i:.'Un' iiij.j i'e;iL'r TINWARE, SHEET IRON, ZIX :o: At the old Stand opposite the new Hnu; PUMPS, Q AS-FITTING. A LSO, I & lieahiu Dene. &5 S3 V- -ST JJ"- - vajrr . ... A. G HA XT ,IUST OPENEO Afi A IN. etr. Clean, First Viasa Mat Sn-'.p, n.rdain street Ci.rs.--r .f .r'l, l;l;tttm.iv.sh LtriTtiodv on L.tvl f. r fresh toTer t,.e:t. ' ' SlTl.Op I HOP BITTERS."! (A -Medicfue, uot H Uriuh.) S3 MOPS, BCCIir, MANDRAKE, DANDELION, M AXDTHI! TVFEST AXD TtETMFPT'-I.QrALI- R Tli...K ALL OrilHK fal l TKKj. M tiiliy cuiri: X. t r, Kiviu $ ar;it I : 1 ; v t 1 -. . r . - w H SI OOO III OOLD. XJ. 5? V-e; ;.c y,i far s c-? thcyu-lU nut (.:.' ,.-S-3 . -1 iurajt.; iiire or t fcu-il la tu-jia. Timr (f-rctot tor lln Litters ar-! t-r T T C ! r-i chsv-itean't t fPls-iLlfrniv. fr li: uiikcuaci, u.-e cf o-.iiuu. luuacco aud Uurcol.ci. Feti fob CtncrxAB. iiakia j PLATTSMOUTII, NEBRASKA, IMPORTANT I We slsalS sell fr Slse next JB day ae- ?'sis,lles &f t our stock of Ys are Holding H!ema'lKaBisa&& yout eam eall saisd exiiiaaiise plc-ar4i2e "d-a kSs?w tliriigla our va- GREAT RED STORE. 7i:3n faa !Ijw3pap3r Djj3 ii3 B.33S Wjrk. Tii.'. tires-; is uowr si mnfj buiiiiiicunt p nVOf iil fl W:KJ!1 it S.iO.VS l!l(3 C )U!Kl-y t ii:iL wiiiio loyal lo ;i parly an;l its p 1 icv i! is in i! loyal lo ii uor aiul pa triotism. It is t 10 p tlladi 1111 of liberty, because it is Uie oaly pow.T in a free c aitvrv which c-a:i alono withstand a id overthrow tiie crafiy conspiracy of po litical demas .ties. If it. does not lead it is because it cho ises to follow; it is becaii.su it does not ktiow that no ollice is soreat as that of molding the opinion that makes parties aud Presi dents; that 110 patronage is so power ful as the just fear ot' an unquaiiiug criticism brought lionii to every word aud every a St of every public man; .and commending Us judgment to tlu intelligence and the conscience of ev ery cit:zeu.' The poliiieal press of this coun;ry does not fuilill iis true function until party chiefs in caucuses and con ventions and Congress leant there is a power mightier t:ia:i all of them com bined, which will not come merely at their call, which will not be content merely with the regular patty trade mark, but which for the sake of the cause of its party, and despite Con gress and conventions, will advocate only worthy measures, aud support on ly iitling candidates. Tims, aud tuns alone, can the press of any color save its own party from de.-ay, by forcing leaders to depend for support not upon discipline, not, up ou party spirit and patty patronage, but upon the essen-: tial excellence of the party candidates. When leaders Know that their own party press, which goes into every house and reasons with every voter, will ask lirst of all whether the candi. date nominated ouht to have been nominated, and whether the pjlicy pro posed is a sound policy, and whether those who propose to lead are worthy and honorable and faithful leaders, the first care of those leaders wid bo lo provide a body of sound doctrine, an! to present candidates like the old chev ali.'r of Tranoe, without f jar and witb ou: reproach. . Slang Phrases. Perhaps no other slan? phrase ever became so ponular as "What, never?" i at all events among those w''o speak Eo"-li-h, savs a "Titer in the Traveller. ; "Who struck Bl'lv Patterson?" "D you bru'se your oats?" "Dn"t 1:1 ve it away," and others alt-dned consider able nntorietv, but the Pin 1 fore " g" diseounte 1 them all put t .geth'M-. per haps the funniest voinh iiti g of i! was that attribiiied to a friend f J h i Stettin, the 'manager, upon whom ev ery new joke of a theatrical character immediately sa'ddl 'd. Somebody aske 1 him Wiethe- Ste,s!ui cr-er oj.c.lle ! an K:igli!t v,rd correct Iv in his life. The uual"Wiiar, never?" followe.I, an. I th.is sincere friend wound 11) by saving, "No, by , not even hardly ever." It was the same gentleman who was in Sie s m's company one morning when they wailed tliren hours; for ii Metro politan ,!; a!..tt 1 aiirfia'd ' (rrdu. hot kiiowlng Vh;i' no trains rail 011 that line pu Sunday. Noticing tliq initials "M. jl li." on thp station, the i jeiul naked fcHcton what lliuy nieunt. "M -thodist Kniseopal railroad." promptiy replied Jolin. It was Stetson who first ap proached Sarah Rernhardt with a view of bringing her to America, lie armed himself with a blank cLeck i.nd an in tevprutc;' and sent i'p bis name. His J:ieVpretcr ea'e )ii:n' the hie-s tg-- in reply: "Madambiselie' can not be !is furbed. Slie is in hc-r room with sci- Rticai" "Just mv luck,", cahl te.tsiin. retMj- '.:isc,me Italian lo; aiur hi way; gets ft . cad of nv," Says the lifiz tri "N woman born ever outgrew the need of outspoken loe vud of occasional jiettlng. If she has taught her husband, perpetual self-fo-g ttir.g, thai he, too; is to for get this vital' w;ui;,' then she should pet herself; at wholesome intervals, for both their saks. Wuen her 'tantrums' of iitiiver.ng ne: v -s seia-J le't, k,v her. sourfeYiC-ii. ' thiiiiL, ndse'ry ( tfcinlei: c'tvrc, instead it c!illi.i herself to task, What kind of petting will jutnUtor to her mind diseased she must decide. It may comfort and quiet her to lock her door on all the house, and lie down on t .c lounge with a delightful novel, It may be best q hr,-, ti u walk vi tbe sun shine. Perhaps a play, or niusie, or a long aft- rnoon among pie: tires, or a visir. is the medicine her idiosyncra-ies dema i.i. 15 .t whatever b, lot her iuaisi ujiou'it to 'hefatflf,' asf she would to r.iioiiier.''' ' A New ilavea .fip .r, ti.o ot:ier day, p't'j'.is.ie I ihe f uo i:ig: "Yoiieday i young nj ii) loa le. I ilu-vu willi t good HF-p.y ul iea 1 p iclis, peas, au t writ ing paper, earned iu his vast and co.it pooke's. c!'el at t ie town a;e:it's of lieo, niiu want.'d a licjus ; t po idle Lis Wiires. ' Wiien inf. 'fine ! tiiai :is he was a nou-resi leut his tieeos: would cost him tweutv-.ive I'. j.l.trs for thii town. I twvnty-iivc iloli irs'a ldi.i-ii-tii fur every l ier. lo.vn iu iiio Sia.e t iiai. he altj.uplo I to d busine-s in, tLc o :i ; iu.it: s.iorc. .t it uiai g - "t.o" i-iior .i ag ;iso elorlw that t C.miec:.:v-'.il la; i.ui l of the ped- j it'.s. lit. sii.c: 1 : can ..ii tiii iu all ever tin.; 'usi, i ii; every other man 10.1 lucel out t ere is a Connucti- j cut pedler, or a C'onnrctL-ut tiauip. ine pe.iier is a Healing, m.serablc wietea, anyhow; and I don't suppose tuere is an; s;,y.v ior me here.' " 1-. . THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER j out some Eeal Inducements to close Eal Boys and Gool Old Men. "Anv chestnuts ro ind here?" asked one of three boys who met an aged, benevolent looking fanner out in Montgomery otiuly. The old man lies itatecL 'You don't wa-.t to steal 'emP" he ask; d. "Oh, no! We just want to find out," said the boys. "Well, there's a few trees back there; but if I thought you wanted to steal tl.em I wouldn't have told, for th owner has g me 10 town. Rut you an; bright, honest-looking hoys." The boys blushed with the pride of conscious goodness. "When will the owner be back?" they asked. "Well," said the old man, "I don't exactly know, but not before dark, I reckon." The boys respectfully thanked the old man, waited until he got out of sight, jumped over the fence, and were soon shaking down the burrs. The shaking v as easy; but the open ing of the chestnut burrs was more dif ficult and unpleasant. At last the boys had a splendid pile of handsome brown nuts on the ground, and they prepared to put them in the bags they brought wil! them. 'Please don't take an more trouble," said the benevolent old man, who t-to.nl by the fence beaming kindly on the star! led boys. "I am not so strong ns I once was, and I fear I can't hold iu litis d g much longer. If you hurry, though, I think can keep" bin here till you get to the railroad track. Down, Tige, sir!" As the beys looked back from the raiiroad fence they could see the stoop ing figure of the old man scooping the rich, brown chestnuts into a two-bushel bag. Hartford Courant. TJia Science of Kissing, Science in tho last few years has gained a terrible footing in tho world. It h::s rallied tho dry bones of fogy ism, mado pi out of worn-out theories, ttp set ideas which havo been established for centuries. Tho latest and most as to ishing fact, that has been developed is that there is a scientific mode of kiss ing. Tho day when a young man can grab a girl around the neck and gobble a kiss in a rough but comfortable man ner is past. Tho time when he conic ci'cle her waist with one r,rir get his" shirt-bosom. lull of hair-oil; and piro qu. t e his Hps over every" square inch of her countenance is no more. Science' has proclaimed against it, an r.r-'t shudders but remains silent. 'Tim old style of kissing, which sovpids lik;o tearing a, clap-board off a smoke-house, is now considered bad tato, and, con sequently, going out of fashion, al though the majority of the girls admit that science has d troyed all the com forts of a long, lingering, heart-thrilling kiss, and this fact causes hem. '6. express no little Ve'gvet. '' "riie improved, leieutilie 'mp'thod of kissing is to throv the right arm Languidly ayotind th& fair one's honldpr, tilt her chin up un til her- iaoe is pointed at au angle of seventh degrees or rather until it has an aspect resembling the bowsprit of a clipper-huilt sloop. Then stoop softly and graze about her lips. 'r u quiet; sudden sor.t f a, way, tickle' her nose wii.li y6ur lri6uSi:;che until she cries 'Ouch!" This is scientilic kissing; but there is no consolation in it uotu in'g to make a man feel lk'i asj if a Couple of gp,v;iu'u batteries, wero gait ipppig alprig his spinal o dumn. It is flat, lukewarm; it lacks substance, and, if not fctale, it is at least unprofitable. New Orleans Tones. Paris Fashions Tor Wer. It would br jiin'ojssible for" n woman o take a Walk in Paris just now and n6t notice the brilliant coloring of tho masculine garb. O :e has been so long accustomed to an undisturbed yaieivt of drabs an; gn;.ys that ihc"b'ues anoj greens, a a.' russets q tft-day are quite, Startling. Ttho, it hasi bicij led up niewhat by the m'xtures into which tho gayest colors were introducejj, but in such small quantities that at aaory short distance they lose their ir.dlyiciT uality and produce, uu iiositlVe'eft'eci. Jo,y, however, 'nieii'do not coquet with eb'or; they ro in for it wholesale, and there is no mistake about the tinis they cl.oose for their nether ganerd in, particular, soruo oi vfU'yAi a,re of the liig.h'icst blue, o.tlier.s. slate-polored, yvhile fttueri' again all'i-ct a m-'t deitlod greenis.li hue. Tiiege io worn with cqntrait';"g; coats, ru-sot or combina tions of brown and fawn. Long before men thought of imprisoning thej:' leo-3 in blue, pr hv.ttowh.g up their chc3t In brown or ollow, they wo;:t in for bright-tinted hi s ?. I have no doubt the assortment f pani-i olored plaid and siriped s ck3 is as Luge with j-ou si3 with us. English hosiers "he'd the top of the rope," 5 .ye say bere, and it 'a iinders'O Hl those of Paris can U ath 'them" li tle 'they do not know. The' fa-.hionable cravats are rich pi tone, shot and 'figured like ;1,q l ulies dresses. Ths. uiuei-- ja iht oonntry will bo the voue to wear shirts iu plai-t zephyr cloth, dark and llax blue, ecru and srray. and for a long time pas" niglit .o.vns have been prettily embroi dered ia the Kitss.i :n style with Hue and red. Ta Journeyman tailors at work on cus tom trousers are like jdted women sewing for breeches of irc;rr;'a. 1, 1881. What Our Exchanges Say. The death rate was higher in Chi cago last week than ever before in ils history, the number being 027. The soaking rain of last Friday night which was being hoped for and much needed is reported to have put 100,000 bushels more of corn in this county excepting other drawbacks. The U. P. train from the west is bringing chinamen by the car load. They do not seem to tke kindly to us, and have thus far given our city a wide range. Pass right along "John" washee sliopee no goodee in Kearney. - Weekly Xonpariel. M. Foster, owner of the fine farm near Alma depot, worked his corn more 111 dry wt ather than in wet. He makes it a rule not to allow a crust to form on the ground alter a raiu. He is perhaps the most intelligent corn raiser in the county. Mr. Foster will have an abundance of coin. Enter prise. Mr. C. II. Dewey, of Omaha, recent ly completed a tiip around the world. On July l!Kh, and while he was yet absent, a check was received from a bank in New Zealand, calling for t?300 ai.ri sighed C, li. Dewey, The check was cashed by the Omaha Na tional li.tnk and the money forwarded. It now transpires that the check was a forgery and the Omaha Hank has cabled the fact to New Zealand. The cablegram will reach its destination several days before the money. The message cost 5.00 per word. Schuy ler Sun. There is a fine of $10 for every one in Chicago who throws a Lauaua peel upon the sidewalk to trip some un wary pedestrian ; but it is legitimate to administer doses that make fifty thousand leys unsteady, and every day dumps scores of bodies in helpless im becility into gutters, and maddens the. brain and nerves the arm for nightly murders. Inter Ocean. It is whispered about that the green-back-democratic-Alliiince leaders, see ing the hatid-wiuing o' failure i.n the wall, are contemplating dropping the name, "Alliance" :X calling it an "anti-mo.oopaly party. But it will only be tiie'same old thing, with the same hoi-headed, green hack -democrat-ofncesi eking leaders with only a change of name, l ii doubtful if the people be caught with Such chaff astli,,!. It will be a change of name without any change of character. Hastings Xebraskan. . & M. K. II. KATES. From Points 011 Tho 3Ut Line and Rri'iiyjiv:, o aud froiu the Mate (air at Ouiaha. The following letter from P. S. Eus tice, general ticket agent of the 13. & M. 11. II. to Gen. J. C. McBiide, secre tary of the state fair in rei'.yj io rates to aud fro! tL state fair, will ex plain itself. Omaha, August 13, 1881. J. C. McBi ide, Secretary ute jioard of Agriculture, Lincoln, Neb: Vlear Sir;- -In reply to your inquiiy, the tui lowing are the rales, which this company will make for those at tending the state fair at Omaha, Sep tember 12th to 17th. From all station" tiis will be sold at ;te for the round trip, jjotid to return on or before Septem oer 19th, with a coupon added for ad mission to the fair. In addition to thi-j IU following rate? will ,e vitti fuv round trip tick eta limited ta ailow fcufflcient time to see the fair: Plattkinouth SI 00 Ashlar-d Si 50 Lincoln 2 on Beatrice 3 00 Wymore 3 00 Havid City pa Sew ard a .00 TeeuiiiHeh S 00 Central City 4 IT. ii..KJj.'. . '. '. . 5 00 Kearney W IJed C loud 5 00 iloe;;i;.,,on.... .. 5 M liepublieaii 6 00 ludlanola. C 00 and correspondingly low rates from all intermediate points. These ?suves invlude admission tp. tj.e lair' grounds I will ad, that excursions will be run ta OSLuuUa, and returning same day from several puints in the state, to be selected hereafter. Vours trulv, P. S. Eustice, O. T. A, TilQ Otlier feller. JIcw easy it is to see the sins of oth er people. Even a child can do that. A Boston Sunday-school superintendent tells us of an experience of 13,. iu, proof of this truth. Cyie Sunday ha found in "s ciippl class of urchins, recently gathered in from the streets,! without a teacher for the dayj sa h took them in hand,. o earn right down tQ the firit principles, and talked (4 sin" &iul salvation. One of his point ed Questions was: "Is there any sinner in tliis class?" Instantly the answer came from one of the brightest of the boys, who pointed at the end oj ho" seat, and said, "YeSj hi feller down there." TU-i boy was more outspoken than ho would have been if he had been longer in the so .ool; but Ids mode of living was much like that of thcU Vmg under Christian trailing. ' There is no j'orroY ur. sorrow, a'ul no sin like Vthat feller'jj down there." SaiUhfJ Stritioi. Toil? ' NUMBER 21. EDITORIAL CORRESPONDENCE. IV co.Tiixr; ieomi: ritoji citr.Y's PIMK. liig llnius llig (leeks hh Hell us Rig: C ulu- radu not so Dry it t ouiitry. Ovrr iu Middle Park Cozzcns Sul phur .spring's Mere Uain and Less 1 rout. Berlhotid Pas, Aie., Ac. V kitten Aug. 19th, lb81. Coming down from Grey's lVak I noiiced particularly "The Steven's Mine" 12.000 ft above sea level and 1, 800 ft. above the valley. Some yeais ago it was only reached by rope lad ders, now a permanent tramway of 1030 ft. runs the ore to the valley (t hough that valley is 11,000 ft. above sea level) when wagons take it down tin- moun tain. The tunnel is 000 ft. below ihe top of the mountain aud about 400 ft. iu. It was blasted and diilh-d through frozen rock, the entire distance, a very remarkable thing to me. We have all heard of "frozen peaks" but I never thought it literal only so called be cause they are covered with snow, but it seems they are literally frozen a great depth down. In the lower mines, say to 10,000 ft. the interior of a mine is about the same temperature the year round and while cool, no frost ap pears, but much abovw that the high peaks are absolutely frozen through. "The Sweepstakes" mine, of which Mr. Fletcher is one of the owners, is two miles nearer the peak and about 13,000 ft. above sea level, but it is sit uated differently and the tunnel will be at least 1,000 ft. from the top of the mountain. A CHAT. "Snug and warm at Amity Lane's" though it is raining hard outside we have the best of dinners (that is those Who can eat have) and afterward I have a long that with the old lady. She knows everybody crossed the conthieut years ago to California. We begin tit "the Missouri river and go over the old wagon road, the old raneu es, and at every place find some name we know in common. Shu wants to know if I knew Col. Chivingtou, then later Tom Gibson, Henry Gibson (now ot Omaha) and a lot more of people that every old Nebiaskan has heard of. The register shows that two of Mayor Boyd's daughters, Vie Caldwell and Mis Caldwell, of Omaha were here July 26th so we meet and bear ot each other all over this broad contin ent. Hoping the ra.iu would cease our party ;Ut till 4 o'clock and then start. It rains, it pours iu fact, and 01. teach ing Clear creek we find it a torrent covering the road in ylaev. At Silver Pluvae house and yards aie under water and it was one of the woist showers (?) Colorado has had lately; so our Grey's Feakers did not exagger ate about their thunder storm on tlr mount. There has been an unusual rainfall here, and. tuo query is will it con tinue and is the climate changing as ours has; or is this an abnormal sea son. More water has fallen here iu the past ten days than in as. many years before, if you can believe Die "old settlers," fctvyauid re swollen, muddy as the Missouri, roads washed.land slides fre quent and clouds in solid vaporous chunks cover the tuuunlains a great part c;f tV.4 day. MIDDLE PAUK. Saturday, Aug. 13th. we left for Middle Park, four of us in n carriage. It was. nioitly clear that day, for a wonder, and we got a pretty good view of the mountains over "Berthoud Pass." Threw miles below Georgetown we leave the inaiu leuver road and turn tip '-'Empire Pass," three miles over to the mining town of Empire. This is a short pass' but very steep, and con sidered dangerous sometimes by the tough-feet here. Tho ladies kept a sharp lookout on the off side down the mountain, but as there was no eleciricity abioad Fletcher kept the Umaw on the trail and wo ;jut over safe. Turning to the west we took the toll-road over the pass ; tor it time we ride up a brancit ot Clear creek at a steadily rising grade for five or six miles; then turning ab ruptly to tho right we begin to climb in earnest. This pass is one of thr1 linest aud most accessible in l..e cLui. . set down in the guide iook a li,o5iJ ft., the road U wide (for here) ai.d good. al the way up, and lull p'ne grow on ea,tdi side which un the lower side at least give U feeling of security that enooMiiiges timid people greatly. Whether it would make much differ ence or not should we go over I can not tell, but looking 1.000 or 9,oo0 ft. over a bare peipepUivUinr rock or on a sea of taj.l pi.ics makes a great deal oi .liiieiriice to ihe eye, and apparently lessens ttie danger gieath : v!--U loo, this pass, being ttuib.vrfi and green i niucu piea-MMier every way to the sense than bare and rugged peaks, oi jagged rock. At the top, a, little level place of an acre ov ia appears. Ileie is Gaskiils," a very good stopping plaCe. On either hand bare peaks Extra Copies of the Hkrald for at ft) J. V. YuL'Nd. t lb PoaiVOnie Uw Duot Mala Street. ar'se varying from 12 to 13 or 14000 ft. Behind us iti huge chasms How the waters that reach the Mo. and the Atlantic; bejond iu more waving and less abrupt outlines lay the ridges and mountains, adown whose sides rusli the mountain creeks that find their home at hist in the Pacific. In short w have reached the summit of "The Ilange" as the great divide is always called here, and begin our descent to wards the Frazier liver aud the far famed MiddU Park. TtiLL ItOADS. I'll is t o. id has I.t.ely been purchased by the Hon. William Ilaininill, of Georgetown, bite presidential elector of this st. te and one of the rich st mine-owi eis in GuT-clown. He is putting it iu tits, rale shape with l is usual energy am! w.ia inline, ovei it on 'in iuspec.iiig tour the da we trav eled. Meeting us at the toll-gate he passed our crowd aloiij., whether as a compliment to the press, or tlie good looks of "Fletc'u" this deponent Hiiith not. 1 n.t i. 'o. i ; l e.s, . i . . ,s ii. 1 1 j.i i -ul.tlly though because li s.ertlis so strange to us with our broad free prairies to pay toll on a wagon road; yet nearly al! the mountain passes here are toll roads owned by com panies or men of wealth. A few county roads (free) exist in the vul .'e.s and about towns. A si rung effort is being made however by the state to own and control her roads and make them free. At present the toll roads are the best. "COZZENS." Down the mountain twelve miles to "Cozzens" and we have entered Middle Park. It is dark when we get there, and Mr C. very coolly informs us he has no rooms, can't keep us. I feel the effects of the ride and won't go farther, so we compromise for a bed on the parlor tloor, and the tired horses go to the barn. We had an excellent supper, twelve nicely cooked trout on a big platter forming the main course. Two other lite guests sat down arid somehow that platter was emptied "too quick." Another just like it appeared and when I left theie were only two of the smallest fih loft on that; whether Fletcher got away with tin ui or not 1 don't know, but ''uzzens sai I next morning he couldn't keep any trout on hand, p. nple that came along were so hungry. The "shake down" was as good ac cordingly as the supper. I got up at five a.m.; the thermometer stood at 48 above zero and the baniueter indicated a storm. I might as well say here that I had worn lay overcoat all day and found .a handkerchief round my throat not un comfortable that morning. The Frazier ltiver runs in the rear of the house and is generally full of trout. The high water just now spoils the fishing. Mac. Frf-uch Bonbaas. Abdionse K mt, Udking of food te'ul ti i"itioi. remarked: "It's ver curious, isn't it? If I p is on in- ro er. t ie cry ligii cst s"ii.ens' would be i ar I 1 bor f -r life. P. it if my grocer poisons ine ah, that's a didor nt thing. He is lined forty francs." On the bou'evard Gugusse meets his fiien ! Z.dore. "Way," ho cries, "vott have a new hat!" "Yes," says Zidore.with gentle pride. "Hundi ed-thousan !-nanies-of-a-do r ! Business must be pros tering with you?" "Yes. I an i a financier now" "A financier?" "Yes. I am making purses." A recently r. arried couple, the Count and Count-vss Vieil'eroc.ie, have disa greed. The i usband has manifested a most .shameless desire to have his own way. The wife tearfully confides her troubles to the dowager Countess Vieil leroche. "Hoity-toity!" says the dowager, "his own way indeed! Ah, my dear, husbands are not what they were. I should like to have seen his father act that way." Monsieur de Taphee is the pink of podteuess. The other day he was talking to a lady who had just lost one of Ler aunts. As lie converses he perceives in a vase upon the mantel a rose whoso withere 1 leaves are fa lin Ah, niiKbinie," says D - Taphee, re gretfully, looking from llowerlo female, "ala! another one of your relatives is passing away." He is ju-X t o sweet to live, is De Ta dice. He ought to be ki.led. Iu the barricks. Driii-sergeaii' ins'ructing a b dtery Woeu gunner No. 1 is one. No. 'J takes his pi ace. When No. 2 is gone. No. 3 does tne work of Loih. Wneu ail three atv gone, then t..e Captain of the gun " A ile rail "But, sergeant, when the c.p.:i. is -.tuns ?" iciea.t "Wuen t.e captain is goue here, yoii.ig feller, you're loo f r su. Keport yourself at tuo guard house tnn-e d.i s." Vitality of Aninn'3. Brnrs riuetv ex ee ! t a o of 23 years, w r-h is also 'lie nnx nu n dur ation of li e of wolves an i d gs. Fox es av-" known to hav" reached the a u of 15, ca's 17. souir;-e!s. har i. a id rabbits C to 8 yeaVs. Ele- h ts may live to the patri u chal age of 4 K) van. as. s nr ved 'y t;io an-ui rv rings in their tu-';. Tli" rhinoc vos HO vear. 1 Houses far ly live I n ".- th mi L'i to 30 i years, al' i'g ' a f cxcMi:'na c i-es , are- a re ord. one ev n en- t1 e ani i v 1 f ma ') comple: d 72 i v r. Came s are k o u o have reached th ir lOOt i year; so haMt Ci'o.is aid tunics, and swans have live I to twice the a 'o. Slice ddo live ion 'er ; thau iO nor co.v vo-- . . in 13 yeaM.