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PUBLISHED EVEKY THURSDAY,
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tT oil Advertising mils Due Quarterly
ITTramlit Advertt-tnritt must bt Fi
TERMS: $2.00 a Year.
VOLU-ME XVI J. v
PLATTSaIOTJTII, 2vI.Li:AMA, TIII KSliAl, JULY 7, lJ
if?" I'xtra Copies of the Mrni.n for sale hy
J. r. Y..HN1. jit the Post-Oillee Ne Dooi
ill I.Pf IOLAa ll J U Ja
A. Wool Cassiiiiei'e Suit Tor f$ 8S
A. gfoodiLU "Wool wit fer - f
jSl MJEJLIL Worted uit. ami no. Cotton
. i& JlmsiaSf on5 for -
v.i IV 9 -i C V
( j IJjS.
Ff ICI.U SIHECTCRY,
A. S. T' vl)lMH"K. I'. S. Senator. P.eatriee.
I ' 4 V S X I' K I K US, I. ri. Senr I or. Inialia.
K K. V A I ,K JbTI X K, Uepreent :it V. West 1'oint.
A X. M S N A M'K. (iveriior. Kineolu.
S. .1. a!.KXA"MI:K, Secretary of State.
.Ill iv yi A 1 ill ' ! I . Aiiiiitur. I.iiieoln,
i. M ::. ii I 1.1' I T. Treasm . r, l.iiienlri.
W. -1 .It ) V l-.S. N.if.f. i'nl lie I iihI ruel ion.
A . : . MIM'Al.l . I ..it ill t '. 'in i ii inner.
'. . ! : l. V i i: I i f. At I ornev I'-eeral.
'.K i.f, UAl:lilS.liaiUi!i f reniltitiitri .
j.j- :- v 11 ilKV.'xiS. S,.i,t H..ii,;t;il for
V ' "'VI ;.t.. ... ..,.iiice. Kreinoiit.
i ; i . s ,'v K. ' i..d!i:i.
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svr Jutticiitt 'Jittricl.
S. '' . ." I .1. l.ii.-.,!ii.
.: ; '. i n ri..st . H ii.,'-a i ty. '-!. " i t y .
. ' i Ki:. ( j.-ik losi'iii t 'ouri,
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A. - 1.. 1 AN. i i imiy .Jiiii-.'.
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I . i KV.I'n. Siiit I'll'.'. l;e-trin
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m .: i -;i"N y.".-.
Si.v-r:. ;.I'.:iiai:iisi.n. it. ri. a-m-.i i i - . i - -r.
in .'. I l.l. rial !siiui;itil 1'reei-iel.
JA.'.i -. I'kAWl'OKD. Sdu'.Ii I'.eli l lreeii:rl.
I'ai::f3 liavin tmsiness villi tlie County
Conii:iisioiiers, ill fintl tliem in session tlie
Fiist Monday and Tuesday of each month. -J3t
J. TV. .MnXSOX,Mavor.
.1. M. I'ATTKKSON. Treasurer.
J. 1. Hl.Mr.-MN. City t'letk.
IMCII AKI VIVIAN. I'oiiee .Fit IgC.
W. 1. IDNFS. t'lm f of I'oiiee.
F. K. Will I i:. Chief of Kire 1). t.
lnt Ward F. i( i:iKK. '. 11. I'A Ki.K.
J'i Ward (i W. FA 1 U I-1 Kl.I . .1. V. W;.V.-
r..i W:-.id-i). :t;.i.t-:i:, ths. roi.i.o; !v.
4!li Ward 1'. Mi (. ALLAN, C. S. DAWSON.
7WiA JNO. W. M.VKSHAI.L.
i:t. ti. mkahk.
rilYSICIVN jiinl srilf.FON. onee ill Fitz
i'erald I.Imi i;, whieli will he oorn ii::y or uivc'.'.t.
E IS. .1. It. Mrt iir-A,
FlOMacrATIUC IMlYsrClAN. Ollice over V.
V. Mathew s Hardware Store, I'lattmouth, Ne
iiiU. A. M UiXKY.
ATTOUNEY A.T LAW, NOTAKY PUBLIC,
and Collection Aftent. Otliee over linker &
CoV. nore, Flattsiiiouth, Nelir;uska. 141y
it. II. livixi;stx. 3J.
TIIVSICIAN & SURIiEOX.
OFFICE HOUUS, from 10 a. in., to 2 p. in.
ExaniiniiiK Surgeon for U. S. Pension.
il X. CliL'TTKlt.
ristlsmoiith. X e-h rank a.
O.T.eeon Main Street over Solomon & Xa-
lh a it's Store. li'JL.
U'J L ri. WISE.
COLLECTION 'S .-I STJrcsi L TI .
ATTORN KY AT LAW. Keal Estate. Fire In
fill nee and Collection Aiiency. iiniee in Fitz
gerald's block, l'lattsinoutli, Nebraska. ?rua
" !:. . it.
ATTORNEY AT LAWandUe.UEstateF.ro
ker. Special attention given t Collections
and Kl matters aflectins; the lille to real estate.
Office on i!d Uuor over 1'ost Oilice. riatlsmouth,
I. II. VIIF.llLS:Jt & t o.
LAW' OFFICE, Ileal F-itate. Fire and Life In
surance Atrents, I'latisiwouth, Nebraska. Col
ec tors, tax -jiay erf. Jlave a complete abntract
f titles, liuy and sell real estate, negotiate
ans, &c. 15y
H.V:5. 31. CIIAP3IAX,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
nd Solicitor in Chancery. Office in Fitzger
It. 15. Wl.NDUAM.
1), A. Camit.ki.i..
WIXDIIA3I V t V3II,IU:i.I,
riattsmouth, - Nebraska.
JAMES E. MOKKISOX'. W. L. BIIOWSE.
MOKKISOX A BIMMVSE,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW". Will pi a: f ice in Cass
Hint adjoining Counties : Lives ;ieeia: attention
to eo4l'etimis ami abstracts .f title. ;iie,e in
Fitijeralil Ulnck. Piat t -fiioiii N t bl'iusk.l.
till TiuiTrTiT) Tish.
A. s:::i.s., Ii oitrU tor.
On Sixth. S.iiith of Main.
iii.iJ-iii.il 1'iid Tr .i.'isfi-jif Tnntl h'.uta liti tud.
blUUD MX A f.X li Y THE DA 1".
PLAITS MOUTH MILLS.
V. HB:SSa:i., - Ciopiielor.
Flour, Coi n Meal d- Feed
Always on hand and for sale at lowest c.vsli
prices. Tlie highest prices paid lor V. beat and
Corn. Particular aiu ntioii iven cu.-.tmu work.
J. i7. B A U W ! S T E ft
Fisniisi.o ! Pure Milk
Seeh.l fi.lis .iltoiiJ d to, and Fre.-h Milk
irein s.-.tic tow juiui-i.id when w'anted. Aiy
''Hirtr of attain Engines, Loiltrs,
iir and Grist Mill:
; V aM mTAM I'llVlxiil.
!-.'.::; !r.,:i Pil e, Force and Lift Viyes.Stea.ia
;a --f Safetv-Valve Uovernors. aud all
k:.. 'si.I iiMNS Fni;iiie Fittings,
repaired o. ifhort uoliwe.
t- A r-i M M A C H I N E
W holesale and Retail Dealers in
Mam street. Corner of Fifth.
rLATTSMOUTJI, - - - - NEB
Lll our StocJc nets -beerc lg,E3S5UC2S
. - T
V.- ;iV.f ' V. i:
r -." t: S- .
Si ' j
Vil .j. C4v2i3 j. ri
B. & M. R, R. Time Table.
TuJcinj Klf.,tMu 15, 1S:1.
FOR OMAHA FKM PLATTSMl it Tlf.
! .eaves n :Ci a. ni. ArrHes ::;: a. in.
2 :!" p. in. " 4 :1 p. tit.
FROM OXIAliA FOR FLaTTSMoCTU.
I :iv, s i : r, ;i. in. Aii'm s ! :c5 n. !
" 7 ;-) p. in. ' !l : I. m.
!(?!: i.'i!: VEST.
Leaves rial ismi.i;;;!i -j :' it a. t.i. Arrives Lin
coln, - :ii) p. ii'.. ; Alii; es Ki iil'.i'jy, 7: 10 p. 1:1.
Fieiiit iciv-s a! f :-a a. .n. and at x :H p. in.
Arrive at Lincoln ai 4 : .-;t. in. :.:i! a. til. j
FROM THE '.VK.vr. ' :
Leaves Kearney, n .i. .a. Leaves Lincoln, '
I .no p. m. An i'.cs Platlsiaoi;:!.. ,i :.t p. in t
Fli l;.'lii leuvc-s Liii'-in at 12 : p. tn. and 0 :40 j
p. m. Arrives ;it !'ia: sinouiii at ' ;.j" p. in. and !
I I :V.p. m.
P;e: "i'ei trains 1. n vc ( I iTt si; i in il :!t 7 IKl a.
:n. s i" a. h:.. '; i ' t i. and tr.ive at l'm ilie ;
..'i,rt ii-.ii ;,t ; :'ii a i :.. J" :. I I, a.:! 4 10 p. In. !
FROM T!h iCAST. !
Fa-f e.i.-r t. a''. Ii'aic P.t Hie ..' ' -net i ;i : 8 Sil '
a. in., ii p. t i., 1 (tti a. !. and :.. . ivc at Plaits-
ii...ui;i at SI i-'i a. in.. 7 1" ;. in. :.!: ! H :10 a. in.
T'lktirj r.V.'t il Uii-.imj, IJ.r-'itilni
15LFK II ILL,
1 NA VALE.
N'A PON EE
1 :2.) 1
2 :2o :
3 :.")0 '
5 :n0 :
AlllllVAI. A.VI IM'.l'AKTlKi: OF
P I. A TTS JKIl'TII 33 A 1 1,!.
7. p. m. I
!.) a. m. f
S.on a. m. i
3.:w p. m. f
1 1 .ihi i.i
1 .:.' t a in. i
p. in. )
ll.fHi a in.
ll-.oo a m.
.0!T!1 KI! V.
ov : ii i liN.
V. KKl'l M! VV A TI-.K
I T.iki a. m
I 3.(0 p. in
( 8.. a. in.
( li.la p. Ill
:.IK) p. m
7.(' a. in
7. 1.", a. in.
' 2.nn p. 111.
1.00 p. Ill
l.oo p. m
Nov. li),Js( .
J. W. Marshall, r. M.
O. F. JOHNSON,
IXT J T. T. 13 A, TT!J?
II --, S-i. -tJ-.A, JLJiJLZpq
All Paper Trimmed Free of
ALSO DEALER IN
Proscriptions Carefully Compounded
It)" un L.vix'rienroil Druggist.
IIEMEMKF.R THE TLACE.
flth ST., 2 DOOUS SOUTH OF MAIN
PL ATTSMOETII. X EB.
Eight Mile Grove, Neb.
V ALTER JENKINS
Having opened a New Store at the abov
I call attention to inv htnek, and ask tlie
patronage of my friends ami the
i'nliiic in general. '
Dry Goods, Groceries
Tinware Wooden wart
and General Goods of all sorts.
CHEAP .A-ZTNTID GOOD
Call and see our Stock heore joi;iq
341y Walter Jexkins.
NEW HARDWARE STOR.
,J. S. DUKE
Has just opened an entire new stock of h?rd
w are. on
jm m.3'iJ hp M4R jit'isiiia.
Nest door west of Chapman & Smith's Dru
Jl Full Line of
SHOVELS, RAKES. SPA D EX una
ALL (i A ED EN TOOLS.
NAILS, NAILS, NAILS, ly the Kn
KOPE, POWDKll, SHOT, GRIND
A Full Line of ( ITM;!!Y.
Special Rates ic Jiuitc!ers and Cun
1 1 actors.
All poods sold'as o s they possibly can be
ami live. 41v
DAVID LAHDEETH & S05S Philadelphia. Pa.
mv.. ftc, (,..
Of All Dewijitiunv.
METALLIC BURIAL CASE?
Of all sizes, reaily made aiv! sulil cheap foreiLsh
MY FINE UFAllsi:
IS NOW READY FOR SERVICE.
Will; n aiij (hunks Sue pas; j ,.,-r:.r.:,
Invite all to call and examine my
LA EG E STOCK OF
13tf. Fl'IWTI'HK Al) PdKFIX'M
Sole Appointing Agent for
The I'nriralled )I.inoii & Ilamliu
Also State A sent for the Henry F Miller and
AV. C. Emer aiii l. Pianos.
S A M I'L E I N STE UM ENTS
at office. Sixth, one door south of Main St.
Will do well to examine our
New Mason & Hamlin
(U - "51
ft H '
T Si d
- c S c
r3 CSS m
cS C3 as S
fc- co S-i
r4 ' 5 " "
MONARCH RILLIARD HALL!
In the basement of Mcrr s' Store,
PLATTSMOFTII, - - - N EP.RASiv A.
One door east of the P. O.
Rooms Newly Fitted up With
XKW 350XARCII VAi;iiS.H.
Cigars Temperane Drinks
On hand at the counter.
It is a wide and spacious Hall ; plenty of room
for players j.ml scats for visitors.
En. Oi rvia:. P. B. MURPHY,
Manager. tllf Prop.
' lie ? Purest and Rv st ;.i!ic. lie -ver Ji-de. p
AccPmb-natkm rt Hops, Cuchu, Man- 5
'; draWie Mil b.inl.e::o.),';ii' k.i tr.tbr.-itiiJ g
f i,.tcluiivB;.:.r.:.s oi kii cuier n.nera, (g
5 KesU l"y it tor, a:idl:' and il.-titu lljitorina C
3 A(feut onlTaaS.-.-.-.-T ' S
3 Souti-a.soc.aJiP-'Kii-'l-l''" ' k-Iitu V.r.p y
? H.ttrts ai ns"l.so .ua.Ji.ni pvi .ttt me tUiar g
cl cmious.KHA W
d ToallwhoM etni'l")!"'--!111'""' irrorulari ft
G tyof U;lowclsor,. urinary oraiut. nr uo n
S nuirean Aj.iKHzer. Touie andrai.J btuwhn;,
i liupil.ttersare iuvnlV'1 Without ir.tO!.-
No luaiter wli.ityourfe Va'"'!r"Js "yrvptw.M
...... ..... ... -.17 r,c..t. it 11... T:i.
tors, non't wait uuul yoaa? ,-u SI':!i but if uu Fj
UIUJ . ... , . ... . . ' l II . 1 ,.1J1V. " H . . . . . J .
It may sari your lifo.lt hast" V ed iiuuilreds.
$500 will t piicl fora enT-e they win not
eurei.rhe;i. lv i:rt nuir.T crlct y.Mir frirudj
su'.rt-r.lut use and ure thcra10 Uitt Hop B
ltemcmlr, flop Titters ts noVVtI''i erupted
uruniica n struni. bat tac lu:v.-,t n d I'est
3IcUic!ne'vi;r M.i.ic ; t'..o "IXV VLIDs ttlESIl
ana Huet- nun no jjrnoa or family
alioulJ bo wit'aoitt them. jwiivjjai
D.I.C.i '.an a'wnl'it- t! Irrc-irtiMa care g Pi. if '
narcotics. 4ii.i.i o nnc."ii Scul a i. ' V
tor Circular. Hop WUtrs Er. Co., Pi.Jj
RnflvstiTlV i.lT..n1"."-' iii-Ji
II you want any
Fire or Ornamental Brick,
J. T. A. HOOVER,
LOUISVILLE, - - NEBRASKA.
3 REMEDY F0 BALDNESS
PreMcnpiicu Free T
3tnon witu will .n l.
&- wren new (rrowui oi Unirw LUkers or MuitacUeit
Is vtuily prxincl .
a-Tiiooa 6i Co 3 Clinton i?Lice, New tWlu
K P. PI
H 5? ri fr$r;
it ' n k
N a t i o n a i B a n k
OF PLATTSMOFTH. "' !. i'.R AS K A .
' InllN FlTZIJKIt M.;t PlVSIlletlt.
Ii. I r. J V K V V.cu i'r.'sl.ie,!.! .
. V. Mrl.Al ; ll i.i v (';;s!ii:'i.
IjMI O UiifKliB Vssi.-Uilit t'iisli;. ,;
T!:is Lati!v is now p ;i ': i i-ii!.-s al th. ;i
lew nu.in. cirtu r M ii:i -1 - t Sv.ii -::-r.... .i,:.;
is pi r-paicn l.t t ran. -.: t u r.:!
i. ckv. Bonds. G.'f i fli .cr I
. .' i. .-t
' . .''r-.s.
Wi'uble i:i a:;y I i Li: -,i . - t.!
P. al! ti. I'lii : ;u- i Tov. a'n. o -'
.' '. . ; i1.
I i i:i.!'.;.f,A'i
LliMAN LINE AND ALLAI LliiE
Person wishing to bring out their friends from
I'UIiCHASF Tti'KF.TS t'HOM t"S
Thronsh to i'latt-ir.ioulli.
WEEPING WATER BANK
This I5an!c is novv open for ths transaction of a
Banking Exchange Business.
Received, r.nd Interest aiiowed on Time Cert
Drawn, and avaiiablo in the principal towns
and cities of the United States and Europe,
Agents for the celebrated
i Line oi stealers.
t n ft i
Purciiase your tickets from us.
Through from Europe to any
Point in the West.
KEED r.ROS.. 21. f Weeping W ater. Neb
Successor to Sai;e Ukotiikks.
TINWARE, SHEET IRON, 21 N
At the old .Stand opposite the new II.
Hakins? & Rer!airino, Done.
A. G HATT
.H'St OPENED AOAI.V,
i), Clean, First Class Meat Shop,
on Ma in Street Corner of f.th, Plattsniouth
Kvervbody on imnu tortresn, tender meat.
11 LACK 31 IT 11
Wagon, Baggy, Machine and Plow re
pairing, and general jobbing
I am now prepared to do all kinds of repairing
m laiiii ium uiiici niaeiiinerv, as mere
is a good lathe in my shop.
The old Reliable Wagon Maker
has taken charge of the wagon shop,
ne is well known as a
NO. 1 WORKMAN.
Xevv WasouH and Ru;ich made to
SATISFACTION GC A RAXTKED.
Shop on Sixth street opposite Strelnht'a Stable
onee incire comes furwar.I with an eiitira liev
PALL 'o "VvirXXNrT,ni!33.
Stock of the fir.est "Piece (ioods ever brought
into Phais'iiiiiulli ! I
EVEI5Y GATiM ENT CUT IS
WARRANTED to FIT
Hundreds go there and they are
Shop oppoi-ite the Coin t House, dive him
e.ill ami examine for vom selvt. 4tf
WAX TO for'the Pest and Fast-ei-t
Selling lictorial Rooks and I5ib!es. Prices
reduced 33 per cent. National Publishinu Co.,
St. Louis, Mo. 51tl3
tn On'"11" ,l:iy ilt home. Samples worth
LU P-Uj5free. Addrens, STiiox & Co
Portland, Maine. Wely
to sell you youc
Tt T Ti"
w e are &omm
i-.'i.-.c-.h. iiiiAi is
K.- . ' ,- ' Xk .v"5. ' -'
r : , , r? j -"-.it.
Uliat Otjr Lxtlianst'S Say.
j Oakland will have tin Indian war
: diince us one ot tlie lt-atuits !' In;
I 4lh uf July ctltliiatiwii.
At .4 1 1 i iie;ir Hiunphrt-y in 1'latU;
Cu. u hail alorm covtied the rout id
with hail stunts nine inches dti,
some of tliem as big as hen's egs.
The editors of Norih Nebraska met
at Nmfolk, on the 10th inst. and or
ganized an association with il. S. J;ii t
iett, of the West l'oint Iiepublic;t:i, as
Ashland Gazette: Mrs. Joseph Mc-
Kinnou left for London, Onio, last i
Vv edneiday. She goes in resnonse to
a telegram announcing that her latnt r
was not expected to live.
The Friendville relegrapii says that
the railroad near that piae W;;s thick
ly covered one day iii.-t vveeiv with
small toads and fn-s, o"i:;5 west
perhaps to either j jiu the poHgamists
oi "grow up with the country." "
Seward lieporter: One .end of the
warehous-' of Johnson, IVriy, A: Co.,
at ililford, burst out last Thursday,
and several thousand bushels of wheat
ran out on the ground. By lively ex
ertions most of tLo grain was taken
care of before "the rain struck the
Glen wood Opinion: Ourg ardeners
around Glenwood are supplying the
markrt this season with the riuest
straw berries we have seen. We are
glad to see thai some attention is be
ing paid to this business. We get bet
ter, fresher berries, they cst les than
those shipped in, and our people profit
by it all the more.
And our people get theirs from Bur
lington and Chicago two or three days
Arapahoe Pioneer: F r o m t h e
"pleasant and agreeable" Division
Sup't, Alex Caaapbell, we learn there
is but twelve miles of track laying to
be done to complete the B. & M. from
Ked Cloud east to the Missouri Uiver.
It will all be finished by July 1st,
when a new time t:ble will go into
effect, but just what change it w ill
make in the time of the trains here he
was unable to in form us.
During the tliuieier s orm last Tues
day night Mr. Ktiipon ol Lincoln pre
cinct had the nnsiortnnc- lo nave a. line
span of mules, .worth three hundred
dollars, killed by l;ghti;ing. Strange
is it may seem the mules were in
the stable, a sod building, .and the
thunder bolt passed in at an opening
and struck 1 oth mules in the ear, pass
ed thence down the neck ami for.- legs
killing them instantly. Tiuien."
Grand Island Times: Prof. Druin-
inond left for home last Sunday morn
ing having completed his institute
work in a manner highly .Siitisiaetory
to all the teachers, and everybody else
cone rued. He made many fneni
during his stav here, a host cf whom
would be more than pleas.-d to see him
at the head of our public schools.
Ashland Gazette: O. M. Carter and
family, accompanied by Mrs. A. B.
Derlin, will start in a few days for
Rosebud Agency, J). T They go all tlie
way by team and expect to reach the
agency in about two vetivs. .i.teiu
one hundred miies ot the journey they
will have an escort. of Indians to pro
tect them from the "road agents that
infest that country. We wish them a
pleasant journey and si safe return
North Platte Telegraph : -Murdei
smd suicide are- seemingly becoming
popular and frequent crimes in this
slate. Not long since 1 eru, NfULiiiu
county, was the scene cf a brutal mur
der and suicide; now follows, a mur
der at Fremont, Dodge county, one at
St. Paul, Howard, Co. a fatal stabbing
affray between brothers at Omaha, a
suicide at that place and one at Louis
ville, Cass county. What tends to this
sudden and dire development of crime
is a problem to-day.
Erownville Advertiser : On Tues
day of last week while some children
were at play at the house of Mr. Al
bert Lecper, near Sheridan the old
story was repeated in a most sad and
tragic way. They found a convenient
gon and Otto Dovel, II jears old,
pointed it at little Nettie, daughter ol
Eli Wood, pulled the trigger and sent
cijzd. See Tv7iat
-. SUBSffiEZSHL GOATS -Ilia
fLlpsneas9 Iel$ee9 M!oI&uir9 JLutro9 ILIaaeuB
i I- . it. "
j R v m
ou'o some joa-i i.naucDniont 10 cioss
"i r" --- ' ""Jr'rT' ' : i ,
."' a lyv t"
a load of shoS into the left side of lit
tle Nettie, killing her instantly. Corn
nn'iil ;'.:.! e.nilio!! about leaving lin
ai ins in t.ie reach of children is un
liecrssary, the destruction of the inno
cents from criminal' carelessness will
go on all the same.
From a special despatch from St.
Paul, Minnesota, we learn that Pat
rick Lyon, a reputed railroad man of
Ic3va, has been arrested at Onoka
charged with the robbery f Ila.M's
Dros., brothei s of Father Hayes, for
merly priest of tlie Catholic; Church at
this place, found dead in their room,
it is supposed from iilLcation bv an
exploded oil lamp. They had SiiOO
! when they entered and 2 when
found. Lyon is the man who dis
! covered th smoke in the rooms. Neb.
Eg? socials are tlie latest thing out
in the home amusement lir.e. Tin
way it is done is to plant a tree in one
of lie rooms, and on i;s branches are
hung the contributions, which sire all
enclosed in egg shells, the contents
having been previously run oil'
through a hole in one end. These
are sold to any one present who
would buy at live cents .jac!i, and the
fun comes in when they are opened.
They contain all sorts of articles,
such as little boquets, dolls, mittf ns,
TIIK TABLES TUKNED.
A Hack ma a
:vhy Understands the Kales
A communistic person identitie
i with the dangerous classes of the
Coiustock and notorious for his dis
i regard of truth and contempt for
vested rights, has just returned from
, a visit to San Francisco. This morn
ing he endangered the good name of
the Chronicle by entering its edito
rial room. The nihilist declared that
he had 'a good thing on Sanford and
Steve Gage,' but he supposed the
Chronicle, like the rest ot the cor
rupt and time-serving press, would
be afraid to publish it.
4Tell your story,' said the editor
with dignity, and gazing inquiringly
sit the boot of the socialist, which
was resting upon the editorial table.
The boot remained there, however,
while the following ridiculous nui
raiive was delivered:
It's line weather at this bay a. id
everybody who can afford it ta:.i.-
a spin occasionally out of the dus:
and heat. Last Saturday Sta::f. id
and Gage, were walking along
Kearney street, and when they got
to the corner of. Bush the Governor
took off his hat, wiped his brow and
'Steve, it's too hot for anything.
What do you say to a breath of fresh
'Have we time?' inquired iir.
Gage, pulling out his Watch. .So
did the Goyeiuor, who replied:'
'There isn't anything very i res
sing tor a coujile of hours, I guess,
and we may as well take a spin out
to the park. It isn't worth while lt
Lave- out my horses. Let's take a
hack, and then we can enjoy a walk
hen we get there. It'll be belter
than riding around the drives.
So they got ir.to a coupe and were
driven out to Golden Gate Park.
At the entrance the Governor and
'What's the fare?' sisked the Gov
ernor. The driver, a retired prize lighter,
On'y 615 guv'nur.'
'What!' yelled Sanford and Gage
in the same breath.
Fifteen dollars,' repeated Csibbj,
unbuttoning his coat and spitting on
But,' my good man, protested the
Governor, 'such a charge is exorbi
tant. The law confines you to a cer
tain price for your services and you
can be arrested and punished for
such a violation f the ordinance.
'Hang the law!' growled Cabby.
My money bought and paid for this
hack an' hoiss 'an the essence of
ownership i control.'
'Hem!' coughed the Governor,
looking slyly at Steve, who began
to grin. 'That's all well enough
when applied to my railroads, but!
but tr cow if you charge us fif
ne Cent (Do.
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teen dollars to bring us to the park,
what on earth would you charge us
to take us to the Cliff House?'
'Xo; from the city.'
'But it's twic-j the distance!'
'Yes, but its a competitive point.
Fifteen to the park, lire to the Cliff
No hoggin about it. Through rates
to the Cliff, local rates back to the
park added just as you fellows do
vhen)U charge S300 for drawing
a carload of stuff from New York
to 'Frisco, and make it sO'J it vou
drop the car sit Elko, about 500
miles neater New York.'
'It was Steve's turn to cough
the Governor's to grin.
'Well,' said the Governor with
sigh, 'take us to the Cliff.'
At the Cliff House the Governor
and Stephen drank their beer smd
smoked a cigar, und listened to the
barking of tlie seals, and lilhid their
lungs with the Seabreeze. Suddenly
Steve clapped himself on the leg and
'By Jove, Governor! I forgot
that lot of coal of Smith's that the
sheriff is to sell at 3 o'clock. It's 2
now. II we miss that ehance to save
at least a thousand dollars will gone.'
'Good heavens!' cried the Gover
nor snatching out his watch, 'let's
hurry back at once. Driver! Oh,
'Ilhere, sir.' answered c:ibby, who
had been leanirg vr li e halconv
parapet within ear shot, 'iijie, rat.'
'We want to leturn t ) town imme
diately,' cried iir. Gage.
'Ya-a?, I s'pose so.' said Cabby,
slowly chewing a straw, i ;t I'll take
my pay in advance, if it's ai: i. .: s.'.me
to you, gents.'
The Governor growled somewhat
between his teeth and tendered C j.
4 'Taint enough,' sail Cabby, con
temptuously. 'In heaven's name, how far wiil
your extortion go?' snorted the Gov
ernor. ,IIow much do you want?'
'Five hundred more,' camly remark
ed the haekmsin.
'Hey!' shrieked Steve and the Gov
"Five hundred, and not a cent less,
IIov sir-er damme, sir! how do
you dare ask me sucii a price tor driv
ing tw gentlemen four or live miles?'
spurted the governor,
I basts my charges on what the
traffic will bear,' replied the haekuian
wuli a ziin. If taters is selling in
s Angeles at fifty cvnts a bushel and
three dollars a bushel at Tuckson, you
fellows charge the pcor devil vf a
rancher t'2o0 a bushel to psick I.i
to Tu. :
son and gobble all the
I ain't so hoggish as
Mr. Gage say that if he
could get into town by three o'clock
he could make a thousand dollars. As
tbcie ain't no other hack horses here
I in as good a monopoly for the wunst,
is any blasted railroad on earth; but
lint fai greedy. 1 don't want all you
can make using my nacK. lin wiiun
to get along with half.
With a dismal groan th. Governor
ind Steve emptied their pockets and
counted out the money.
Now. see here, said Qabby, as he
closed the dor of the hack on his vic
tims, "I've dona for wunst what you
fellows do day in an' day out an' hare
ben doin 'or years an' made your
millions by it. I happen to be able to
give you a small dose of yer own medi
icine for wunst, an' I don't want you
to do no kickin. I know you kin send
me to jail for ninnin' my business on
your principles, bin if you jails me I'll
have to h ive er blood when I gets
out, an' don't yer forget it.'
Hereupon the hackman clapped the
door to with a bang, and climbing to
his seat drove at a rattling pace to the
place where the Sheriff was sibout t
sell out poor Smith. Smith was a coal
dealer who didn't have special rates.
When the nihilist had finished this
absurd and libellous tale he took hi3
foot off the editorial desk, laughed
hoarsly and ,r nted foi the nearest sa
loo -Xirr 'k,''ev.) Chrouiclc.
""jMiooks ome luo other night
very tired. lie sat for some time with
his sleepy gaze riveted on Mrs. Snooks,
and then" complacently remarked:
"Well. I do declare if you two gals
don't look enough alike to be twiua."
Wall St. cd Gazette.
A Wyoming M'cdtlJn.
tPAl'L Till'. ITLOKIM, Modt'lll AlK'.)
Cainpiiij; lie, ir tlio town wi tct'iuvd
o;ii slock, and the.i went in to once
inoie shake hands with civ iliJtioii.
E;itt.ni.g the leading Mote I lntro-ilm-eil
niVM-lf to Mr. Miles, one of the
I i iii-i ictoi s (and the post in;tsli ) and
was soon keeping up nie end of a
spirited conversation upon the West
and Western people. Locking at his
watch 5ti lies said :
'It is now half past two, and at
I.' i-e there's to lie a wedding down
the slice: iit Jonas Burt m's. Old
Jonas is a rough oul coon that we
1 Ll; d J i.i ice of the peace about a
ui.intt! aoit,' and as this will he his
lii.ii attempt at a marriage I think we
will see Minn- I'un. Come and
J th; n V. Ill; lliu "
j gladly acci'i' id the in vitalieii,
and wei.t lo tin old 'squire's cabin.
We found him poring over a large
co or ol l he statutes of Wyoming,
sweating like a horse and looking it i
iibly anxious. After greeting us hu
"Stiles, the dinned galoots that got
up these 'yer laws hadn't gumption
enough to last 'em over night. I've
run through the blamed bcok a half
si dozen times, an caant find a dod
blasted word sibout matermony, or
how the hitchin' process is proceeded
with. I've just got tur put the clamps
on this couple hit or miss, an' et I
don't voke 'ein up legal I caant help
'Oil!" s.ud Stile-, Must do the best
you can; any kind of a ceremony will
do in this country, for people'll never
question the legality of the thing.
I'll post you as well as I can".
Stiles then explained to him about
how he should proceed, and the old
man linaliy thought he could worry
through in tolerable shape. Ere long
the couple appeared fallowed by n
crowd of tlie citizens of the camp, i
The candidates stoad up before tho
"squire who began :
"Feller citizens, this yar man and
this yar woman hev' appeared before
the Court to be hitched in the legal
bands of wedlock. Ef any galoot in
the mob knows of anything that Mont
block the game ef luk to a higher
court let him now toot his bazoo, or
else keep his jaw to himself now
and forever more. All in favor o' me
proceedin' as orthf rized by law, s;iy
Everybody said I."
Nobody said "no."
"The. motion's carried unaneruioudy,
au' the Court rules tliet thar h'ain't
n uthin' to prevent the tr in' o' the case.
Grip yer fins."
The candidates joined hands. "Amos
Peabody, do you solemnly sw'ar tin t
ye'il freeze to 'ilandy fureycr an' ever.
Tl.et ye'll love 'er, an' pet vide fur 'er,
an' treat 'er equal' an' white, accordin'
to the rules an' regulations sot down
to govern sioh cases in the laws o' the
United States so help yer God.'
"Yaas, sir, I do. sir."
"Thet fixes your end the bargain.
Wlaudy Thomas, do you lolernnly sw'ar
thet ye'll hang on to Amos fur all coin
in' time; that ye'll nus him in sickness
an' be squar' to him mi wellness; thet
ye'll sillers be to him a good, true, hon
est, up-an'-up wife under the penalties
perscribed by the laws fur the punish
ment o'sich offenses; do you sw'ar
this so help yer God?"
"I sw'ar I will."
"Then by the power in me vested as
justice o the peae in an' fur this
precinct I pronounce you, Amos Pe;i
body, husband, an' you, 'Mainly Thom
as, wife, and legalize ye to remain as
su h now and foievei more, an' ye'il
stand committed till the fees an' costs
in this case be paid in full, sin' may
God hev mercy on jer souls an bhss
this union w ith His heftiest blessin's."
The fees smd costs weie adjusted,
and, alter receiving the congratula
tions of th assembly, the tm wly-mado
i.a.sbiud and wife beparttd for their
cabin up the creek smiling and happy
Voltaire Cured the Decay of his
In the "Memoirs of Count Segur"
there. i3 the following anecdote: "My
mother, the Countess de Sgur, being"
asked by.Yoltaiie respecting h-r
heahh, to'ld him that the most pa iitul
feeling she had arose from the decay
in her stomach, and the difficulty of
finding any kind of aliment that it
could bear." Voltaire, by the way of
consolation, assured her that ho was
once lor ii.-.-.rij a year in the same
state, and believed to be incurable,
but thai never the less si very simple
remedy had lestored him. It cii
Msted in taking no other noui isinnet.t
than the ymlks of eggs heated up with
the flour of potatoes and water."
Though this ciicumtaiice concerned
so extra irdinary a person as Voltaiie,
it is astonishing how liitie it is known
and how ra't-ly tlie remedy is prac
ticed. Its clhe.vy, however, incases
of ebility. can not be questioned, and
thu follow intr is the mode of prepar
ing this valuable article of food as
recommended by Sir John Sinclair:
Beat up an egg in a bowl and then add
six tabh spoonfuls of cold water, mix
ing the whole well together; then and
two tablespounfuls of farina of pota
toes; let it be mixed thoroughly with
the liquid in tbe bowl. Then pour in
as much boiling water as will conveit
the whole in to a jolly, and mix it
well It may be taken alone rr with
the aiMitici of a little mi:k in case of
stomachic depibity or consumptive
disorders. The dish is light and easi
ly digested, extremely wholesome and
nourishing. Bread oi b Si uit may be
taken with it as the stomach gets