THE HERALD
1YIT A5D HUMOE.
"When a man gets tight the devil
generally gets loose.
Many pastors would rather preach
to empty heads than to empty pevrs.
It is a time-honored custom In Quin
cy, Fla,, to salute a nevrly married
couple by firing a cannon. This is to
remind thoe present '.that the battle
of life has fairly begun. - -
So many societies for the promotion
of things are established that Johnnie
wants to know why somebody doesn't
Eet up a society for the promotion or
oys In school without making them
study so.
"Will you hare cream and glucose
In your coffee?" is the question now
propounded from J.he maternal end of
the breakfast table. "Yes," answers
pater-familias, "and pass the oleomar
garine." A little boy, watching the burning
of the school house until the novelty
of the thing had Ceased, started down
the street, saving: "I'm glad the old1
thing burned down ; I didn't have my
jogfry lesson, uo how."
The Burlington JIawkeye remarks
that "as you travel around the country
you are more aud more impressed with
the conviction that the chief end of
man is to paint patent medicine signs
ou the fences." . . - - .
The girls in his native village were
lighting the candles in. the front par
lors auil pulling down the blinds and
the Excelsior boy reported that "the
Shades of night were falling fast."
An Eniflish tourist at a Xew Zea
land restaurant, having finished his
meal, thinks ho will try some dessert :
"Waiter, bring me a piece of mince
pie." Waiter, apologetically : "Il'aint
got no mince pie, sir; missionaries is
so thin this season we only biles 'em
for soup." v
The English language i 9 rich in syn
onymous terms. A mechanic in search
of work is "out of a job" ; a clerk in
the same predicament is "disengaged,"
and a professional man similarly
placed is "at leisure." The mechanic
"gets work," the clerk "connects" him
self with some establishment, and the
professional man "resumes" practice.
A very good hit was made yesterday
morniug by one of the defeated candi
dates in Thursday night's primary
election. A gentleman approached
him with, "Well, Mr. , how do
you feel?" "Well," said he, "I feel, I
suppose, pretty much as Lazarus did."
"As Lazarus did?"" "Why, yes," said
he, "Lazarus was licked by dogs, ad
so was 1." Yonkers Gazette.
Ruined by Indorsing Other Men's Lia-
bill ties.
Women' more frequently commit
suicide from disappointment in love,
aud men from loss of money, than
from any other cause, which might in
dicate that their sex is sentimental,
and that ours is mercenary. The num
ber of men -who have destroyed them
selves during the past year for finan
cial reasons is very noticeable. One
can hardly read newspapers from any
part of the country without observing
a report of some such c:is, and it is
remarkable what a proportion of men
have been ruined by indorsing for
their friends. One of the latest in
stances is that of Henry Schaefer, a
- florist at "Los Angeles, Cal., who shot
himself through the head in a summer
house. He left a number of letters, in
which he said that, as he was growing
old and4was heavily in debt, he feared
that he could not support himself
much longer, and he wanted, therefore,
to quit the world. He is represented
as a warm-hearted, generous man, who
had nee possessed a handsome proper
ty, but who had lost it by indorsing
for friends, often in better circum
stances than himself. He had hardly
means enough to defray his funeral
expenses. Of how many men this is
the history! The misfortune is that
most of those persuaded to indorse are
kind, sympathetic fellows, who are re
duced to poverty and despair through
their very kindness ana sympathy;
While men hard and selfish go through
the world prospering and prosperous,
and dio of faultless old age. When
men indorse for one another in the way
of business, it is a commercial transac
tion, and is so understood. The pros-
Eect of failure and loss of money must
e takon into account. But when a
man indorses for another without any
equivalent,; .without' any hope or
thought of reciprocity, merely for ac
commodation, as it is termed, and is
obliged to take up the paper he has
indorsed and surrender his property to
such end, it is bitter enough.
. KelatlTe to French Matrimony.
London He bo. . . ' - -j
"Figures, said the late Robert Peel,
"you can prove anythiug-by figures."
M Legrand, accordingly, Jhas -no diffi
culty in., proving : that; marriage :. in
France is not altogether-as it should
be; had it been so his work, Le JSIa
riage. ht.'Mxurs en France.1 would
pever have. been written. '. , . ;
The fact 'wbioh makes thoughtful
Frenchmen anxious is that, while tho
marriage rate is not lower, nay, is even
slightly higher, than it was, the birth
rate is alarmingly low, ad gets lower,
instead of rising! There "were Actual
ly more births at the beginning of the
century, with a population of only
27,000,000,' than there were in 18G0.
Between 1800 and 1815 the number of
children per marriage averaged 4.24.
It sank gradually till 1860, averaging
only 3.03 for the years between 1855
and 1860; between 1860 and 1865 it
rose to 8.08. Tantalizing, as, indeed,
such tables generally are, this particu
lar table ends with 1865, and we are
left to M. Legrand's assertion that the
decrease is still a" sad fact, and to an
other table which shows that the
births for every hundred inhabitants
have averaged during the last forty
years 2.62. The worst year was 1871,
when, owing to the war, the average
sank to 2.26. In 1872 it rose to its
highest, 2.67. In 1877 it was 2.55, the
same as in 1850.
Of marriages the French average for
the last ten years is 88 for every hun
dred inhabitants. It was 60 in 1870,
72 in 1871' 93 (its highest) in 1872,
when the war and its results were
well-nigh over. As with us, the mat
rimonial barometer i3, from year to
year, a delicate test' of the national
prosperity or depression. There is no
complaint, however, of the small num
ber of marriages ; it lias risen since
1800, between which year and 1850 the
average was not quite 79. Nor does
France in this respect stand badly as
compared with other countries. There
are actually more marriages per cent,
in France than in England.
Oswald Puckeridge, a retired publi
can of Minster, England, lias been sen
tenced to six weeks' hard labor for
causing the death of a valuable dog.
The prisoner painted the dog all over
with the Liberal and Conservative
colors, and the animal was poisoned
through liking the paiut off. The
prisoner gave notice of appeal.
A bar of pold has been brought to
Halifax, N. 8., from the recently dis
covered lead at the Moose Kivcr gold
mines. It weighs thirty-four ounces
eleven ponnv weights and ninety-eight
grain, is valued at $350, and repre
sents a hundred and thirty-six days
labor of five mcu from tweuty tons ot
quartz.
The first volume of Kossuth's Mem
oirs, to appear simultaneously In En
glish, German and Magyar, will show,
it is said, that Napoleon III., ou sum
moning him to Paris in 1859, offered
him naturalization and a senatorsliip.
While refusing these, Kossuth agreed
to use his influence in favor of France
and Sardinia in the impending war,
whereby he offended Mazzini, Victor
Hugo ami the French Republicans.
'. A canary bird had quite an extend
ed trip among the mail bags on the
Maine Central Railroad. It was in a
mall wicker cage and in some way
got mixed up with the mail, so that it
was placed in one of the bags with a
lot of papers. This bag was thrown
off at Brunswick, and the bird went to
"Wiscasset and returned to Brunswick
again, where It was taken out unin
jured and as lively as ever.
A third-of-a-ceutury plant is at
tracting much attention at Greenville,
Mis. - Thirty-three years ago a lady,
now living in Greenville, was married,
and this plant was in bloom and some
of its flowers graced the wedding
breakfast. The-; owner has carefully
tended the 'plant' ever sinco, and it
has burst into flower for the first time
siuce the wedding day. r
Tcwfik, the new Khedive of Egypt,
is as economical as his sire was ex
travagant, lie discovered not long
ago that his venerable father had ear
ned off a certain collection of coins
valued at $80,000, which had been
purchased with state money, and the
Khedive intends to rebuke this want
of economy by placidly subtracting
the item from his lather's allowance
during the next twelve months.
A hardware merchant of Centre
ville ILL. more than fifty years of
age, visited Providence to deposit
$,000 in one of the banks, but instead
went on a "spree," and falling into the
hands of gamblers' was fleeced out of
$6,000 before he was rescued from
their nanus by the police.
Cry for Pitclir'n Catria. Tkey like
it because it la sweet t Mothers like
Castoria. beoanse it gives health te
t' e child and Phjrieia, because
it contains no morphine or mineral.
astosria
Is nature's remedy for assimilating
the food. It enres Wind Colie, the
railing of Sour Curd and Diarrhea,
allays . Feverishness and Kills
Worms. Thus the Child has health
an d the Mother obtains rest. Fleas
ant. Cheap, and Reliable.
CENTAUR
LIM1EITS
Tho most sffeotiT Pain-relieving ateoU
for
MAN and BEAST
the world has ever known.
Orer 1.000,000 Bottles seld laat year!
The reasons for this unprecedented popu
larity, sro Tidur.t; tho Centaur Lini
ments are mado to deserve confidence
tU.y are absorbed into the structure; they
always euro and never disappoint.
No puraoa need longer suffer with
PAIN in the BACK,
Rheumatism or Stiff Joints, for the
CENTAUR
Liniments will surely exterminate
the pain. There is no Strain, Sprain,
Cut, Scald, Burn, Bruise. Sting, Gall
or Lameness to which Mankind or
Dumb Brutes ore subject, that does
not respond to this Soothing balm.
Tho Centaur
LiiiviEmrs
not only relieve pain, tut they incite
healthy action, subdue InHammation,
aud euro, whother the symptoms proceed
from wouiids f the Ceh, or Neuralgia of
the Verves ; from contracted Cords or s
scaldod hand t from s sprained anklo
or s gashed foot whether from dis.ustine
riMPLZS on. a LADY'S FACE
er s strained joist on a Horse's Leg. -
The agony produced by a Burn or tcald;
mortification from Frost-bitci: Spell
ings from Strains : thetorturcs of Rheu
matism i Crippled far life, by some
neglected acci lcot: a valuable hcrso or
a Doctor's Bui mar all be saved foiu
One Bottlo of Centaur Liniment.
No Housekeeper, Farmer, Planter, Teamster,
or Liverrmn. con aCcrd to be wUhut
those wonderfal Liiiiiionts. They can
be procured in any part of the globo fr
50 cts. end $1.00 a bottle. Trial bottle.
23 cts.
BRICK! BRICK!
If you want any
Fire or Ornamental Brick,
Cull on
J. T. A. HOOVER,
LOUISVILLE, - - NEBRASKA.
GE0UGE EDGEHT0N.
Wines, Liqou r s
AND
OIO-ARS.
Main Street, opposite the Court House.
This place Is just opened, new, good goods of
jll kinds. We want to keep a good houte and
pleace our customers.
REMEMBER THIS. 91y.
MI S 2Lb IS
J. F. BAUMEISTER
Furnishe Fresh, Pure Milk.
DELIVGREI) IV41L.T.
Special calls atteiided to. and Fresh Milk
from same cow furnished wlieu wanted.
4ly
NEW HARDWARE STORE.
J. S. DUKE
Has Just opened an entire new stock of hard
ware, on
Next door west ot Chapman & Smith's lruf
Store.
A Full Line of
SHELF HARDWARE,
SHOVELS, RAKES. SPADES ana
ALL GARDEN TOOLS.
NAILS, NAILS, NAILS, ly the Ket,
or Pound
ROPE, POWDER. SHOT, GRIND
STONES,
WHEEL-AEECW S.
A Full Line of CUT J. Kit Y.
Special Rates tc Guilders and Con
ti actors.
AU goods sold'as los they poMibly can b
-ntt Uvw. T
GHILDREIJ
MIKE SCHNELLBACHER,
BLACKSMITH
HOUSE SHOEING,
AND
WAGON KEPAIRINU
All kinds of
FARM IMPLEMENTS
mended
Neatly tt Promplp.
:0:
Horse, Mule & Ox Shoeing,
In short, we'll shoe anything that har
four feet, from a Zebra to a Giraffe.
Come and see us.
jtsrarw sikoup
n Filth S between Main aui Vine Streets.
ut across e corner from the WKW HfcllAL
nirvirK oy
Groing East,
TAKE TIIK
NO CHANGING CARS
- ) MUM (
OMAHA, COUNCIL BLUFFS. NEBRASKA CITY
or PLATTSMOUTH to
CHICAGO,
WJu-re direct connections are made with
Through Sleeping Car Lines
TO
NF.W YORK. BOSTON. PHILADELPHIA
BALTIMORE. WASHINGTON.
AND ALL EASTERN CITIES.
T7xe Short Line
Via PEORIA for
ixdiaxapolis. louisvilij:. CIXCIX-
XA TI, and all poinW.in the
sottt:e3::rjlst-
TIIK BEST MX ft FOR
ST. LOUIS,
W'lien Direct Connections are made in Hie
UNION DEPOT with Through Sleeping Car
Liaes for oil roiuisjtsj
The Shortest. Speediest and most Comfortable
via HANNIBAL to
Ft SCOTT, DEXISOX. DALLAS. HOUSTUX
A USTIX. SAX A XTOXIO, OA LVESTOX,
an all points in
TEXAS,
r unman iu ' ' ltr 1 iv , . . , ( . . . .
i v. ..!..... 1ir-,uini'-Komii Cars.
with Morton's Kecliiiinit Chairs. No .Lxtra
Charge for Seats in Reclining Chairs.
The famous C, B. & U- Palace Duimg.Cam.
Fast Time, Steel Rail Track and Superior
Equipment combined with their Great Through
Var Arrangement, makes this, above ail others.
the favorite Kouie to me
sAT. HOL'TH OK.SOITH.F.AST.
TRY IT. andiou w ill find TRAVELING s Lux
ury; iustead'of a Discomfort.
All information about Rates of Fare. Sleep
ing Car Accommodations, and Time Tables,
will be cheerfully given by applying to
James R. Wood,
Geueral'Passenger g't, Chicago
C.W. S3IIXII.
Traffic Manager.
A Imrg. year aaJ conoid (.uiilt ! WM
lock. Ctut. itft rifh natty li-rr. lh fol
lowloichlpl.r.: ACpele'lMb4.
Silrcliea ot Wifs, Tnipaaiu, tpilibl(
uu, SlrnlitT ia wean, ctuit mmv wwmiwa
dvic to
rrwtituttOB,
. uilHi, CtlibscT awl Muibu) Hnpr4,
s3. Url nf t .
M mtiMit. A ok Uf pnrai m4 hii4mm
flii ffTlf W. w IhHH kf Mil.
THE PRIVATE MEDICAL ADVISER"
Oi SrpnjLs. OooorAoM, Glt, Strioture. Vnco
eela. Ac. alw SpermatorrbCM. Bazual Pb.'Utr.
u4 ImoOtanOT. from jcir-Akui nd ElCMi. causing
Maf MM Ummmf. U - -
-i MMwtli iMtMj wlwtoii
"JTi rM.U.wu.M.
' Utliexl AlTies,' Lsetvs ea lhaksci k Wouakoel, lOe.
illiMtralicM. Tk. coKbisca olu U po.ilicl)r b aioat
awaalar Maduat Book aukliabad. The aaihor w aa cijri
aac4 anrueiaa aaaay year, aractkc . (aa ia wall ),
al ta. min pm. aa4 mIm fjc v..m.mi u4 .. aUki ria .1
anal aahM liaaa aaaMM taiprti af ta; ?'','i;J
lTlf.aaaTaflaaUa.maiM a.aa ( -MlTaTJ"
aa " ckioKlC m tT aiaaiaa takaa ia pajaml bt bnaa.
OCT.-BUTTS' DlgPEAR Y ,n-k..
iKiauc amuti au4 compllcaicd urn, u J. . r.iulliat
fram Inpara aaiaal aaancialiooa, aalf-abut nr aircitra.
Fatftata anttl br aiail aM aapraaa. Wane aa.thir. t-r-aoaal
aaaaaltatiOB ta prafarrad, ahxh ia fraaanJ 11 ai-.d. i-
koaa ta ba aaawaraa b pattaai. dctiriac Iralwrat ..! '!..(
to aar aadraaa aa anrlkatins. Fr b-k. nr trv.tmri.t tiiti'r
DR. BUTTS, 1 Nartii Hth Rl. Lantla. Ma.
Aaaatiralr Maaraaa poarliraif aaaauaa
cora of aeaunai an
Utatftaa vita iaa anuaa a TV"" " .
aaaaalaatiaaarTaiiaraaaaia. aaa at aaacmaaait paaiiii Tra
uTTiTilir-T IaclaarTatMaaala.ala
aoaaral faaraataa aaaa a) U aa asrfMt aiaaraafa ! aaa
tjli bi ikValaaMal rufcaiiia la ba U aual rauaal aaaaaa Tat aaaaa.
SVi-,a-, aaa catax ta ra -jajr-ku. n.J
a- ajuasi 1 !. I (laaftiag faaagti. SB: S t t
ELr.r- .r ..' '-"-!!- r rit
lR till III , : Mai 1 1 II 1 1 I at lm tmm a-X MSftasL fT. kf taMai, MM aft
ALarket
M'rof. Blarrim' Hr-ntitinl Pnmtill: taken
from Letter awWt-cvtl from ftttrouMi
Indiara. April llt.i, I1T79. Tka rcmady m arorkmf perfacfly.
Had Cflp ifOfit wesfrnctr. for airi-t yart iiaat.
Ch!rr AT. 14. 179- 1 am chorouchly curc4 and eal tif)
tup. 1 . uuc rnin In the coaniry it irrttmf; baltar.
Mlaaaari, Sept. IS, Is79 1 raaataad aa much aaacfit awaitka
-c af ) ur rasncdica that I wiat la try lham ia aaolbcr ca.
1 aia ia ot louf atir.ding. ani will a.cd Hn-thiaf aary alrang,
Mk.. Jaa. 2S, l19 I haaa aaad ap yoar pactC ot awi.
c acs aenij aaothaf aa ao"a aa pouiala. lbM pacbara
alipi4 all arpireal trouble, but thara iaa wcaba.n yaU i-a
I tiib yoa wouJ rrrar thia lot f"r he cac mi that.
liwj, Oct. 0ih. IS79. I am almoat larpriacj at Taar f aa.
t ".r. 1 hry hava wvrked lika a cKarm ma. 1 am juat
l"r c- as much af a mil at I waa before takntg. I waa aa Ika
trr-e af i: crate, I thought. aaJ thcra waa aa cra tec ma,
fcjl ua I am n --"I r-"i- "f a ca-e.
' Virginia, Aur. 2S, IBT. I rrceieej your mee'ieiae, aful
I t-'iece it ia cufeJ me. fir which I am eere thaakful. la.
c cJ p''aa a. f, lr which ree acaa me aaxMher aal
(:;. J) Ttt a fMCMi. Voa bve aaoa (real tauuj far aa, I
u. I raJ y-a all r.r I na,
f-fion n t'luttinnn font HHtrn-
iwin. Jure Jiii. '1-79. t Jce forward Bie uee aaalhea
- t T - i as-ilK.. Too ratienl on whom I haae aacd meat af
, .-. ,:i ai jitioi ! a aimr.te boa. ia faat racolenag, aud i
t :"r 'i j..-t-rrf i'l 1 '! all r,-rt
'rotn a lttitijiot.
M 1. 5-P . Z. laT:. !. Jiuuirv wa fat from ye a
. . . ... ......t. i.-.r Mr eu.lomera. and it l.at mada
,-ur- oi t.
e .D-e w-y.
ii 4 .l by relura mail aaa a. aam
DR. BUTTS'
ZjUtliiiil3i7 tt 12 V. 8ti Susct, ST. LCCT, VU.
THC Pbyaieiaae ia charge af Ihia oiJ aad wall kaowa iaata.
latiaa are regular graduate ia medtciee and aargery. Yaara
af SUamliaaa ia the lreatmei.1 af Caraaie kH. ha.e atot
their akill aad abilrie aa rnuca eperior to that ot the ardiaary
aractruoaar, that they haaa acquired a aauaaal cepalalwa
thraueh their treatment af complicated catct.
INDtSCRETtON ar EXP p,U,g,f
IrUary TrMla-a u4l SypttilltU r BmMriMl -cuon ui lb
thrwmU itUi or htmf, treated with .uccrM, oa 4-e.oi,ir rtw
c!p. withent mnr Mercunr m other YvitomM McJ1.1t.r-.
Ygf MMP 9J P M o4 tbfvte of mi Ule a bo are -uf-tgfliSStiimLmWmm
n-f frna. U. etfec rf
ZtbriZni Mr ii, the r.l of Mlf-aWuae in iooim
or eicoM ia -nalureJ texr. are fieriuar.coM f curt. T w
mmt prodacea some of the Uailowitir tfrciair .. oUtrhoa.
wh...oe-. ae?ouane-a, dtannct ol a.,;rl. Cufft.. taiiccltoa.
roatiraatiMi. detvoiieCT, cor.fual of . aer-oo to ao
cietr. dr.rctive n.ra'rT," eshtt.tton, itnfMieocv or looa
of anaitlv vror. which or ff- rhe rwtim i -r bu,iM-if oarrtof o
PAT-IENT? TREATED E,--'
ScrTnTw."f ii IlitmH .r-rrrr1. 'xl, n FKEI OfJ ir'
o4. Liaff of i7oe-i-D-ito aj4--.l .t f -o-.rtt.f Ut
jient mailed fre to an aal4rr oo afafla-ai-o.
r raooo Mfferlott from M Motor tooold tK-lr W4r-M.V
ood l-ro -o ohlof to iWtr odoooari. If :! trosa.
lOaTiOl tltMC .rin ajtfew-t'T flUt- 'al lt. -tw'"ta.'t-i' ' '--owd
A1. MI TtN 1-t -rth Mtla Si, -i. I. Uo.
t tB--e. 1 r--f. l.-rrn" l!iui-ar.--.
.amfMt e-at frte oo ari" if aijl
Xaara; rWaol. M- Jr Sorkrf Sl
t-t. Louie, 11 o .
n nrtiTQ wanted ta. .m rm
f 1 US.lt I K SaUiag rKwaal aca aaa aiwaa.
B radotwUO per d. Xalamal rablua'tVo., SL Lotus, Ua
HARRIS REMEDY CO. "I'CHEMISTS,
;k a4 Mia Strearta. ST. LUCU. At Ob
ft
James Pettee
rIusical Instruments.
sle Apxtintiuij A'jrjitfor
Tile- rui'iviilU-i: .liUMOtl at Itltmlltl
JA i.V KT O !.'(!. INS.
i .st t- ;.fi.t l't.r ii- 'Ifr.y V : i!ler ami
V. V. Kiiii-r-i-n . i irii n.
SAMC'taK IN-- I UCMKXTS
at iillit-i-. SUtli. out' tlr iilli f Main M.
IT.ATTS.MOt; 111. Milt.
iltlsl JaCllOlrtl!
Will do well to examine our
New Mason & Hamlin
oo-.A.JsrinsrsTTJCTO
NEW BRICK YARD.
I juii going to
MAKE BRICK,
tUU spring and waut to .
MAKE THEM CHEAP,
that people cud build
BRICK HOUSES IXSTEAD OF FRAME.
I shall contract and
Build BRICK Houses,
the coming yr-ar and wt nld like thoe
Intending to IJuihl to
give me a call before looking elsewhere
JERRY HARTMAN.
At my place on WaKhington Avenue or at K.
S. White- Store on Main Street, riattinouth,
Nebraska. 45m3
New Firm !
JONES & AG NEW,
at tlie
Brick Livery Stable
PLATTSMOUTH, - - NEBltASK A.
The old Bonner Stables, in l'lattsinouth. are
now leased by Jones & Agnew, and they hve
on hand Xew and handsome accommodations,
in the shape of
HORDES, CARRIAGES, BUGGIES,
: and
SADDLE HORSES.
We are prepared to keep IIORSES
FOR SALE TRADE!
And will
Train and Break Colts
6u Reasonable Terms.
ALSO REMEMBER,
That with plenty of room (that every one
know we have) in our stable, we can get Farm
er' stock and wagons, loads of hay, &c, under
cover, wbt-re they will keep dry.
Thai. Ki:m all the old patrons lor their liberall
ty.we soiicil thcirtratle fort lie future, satisfied
tit-it we can accommodate them better aud do
better by tnem than ever before,
501y JONES & AGNEW.
WILLIAM HEROLD,
dealer ia
DRY GOODS.
CLOTHS.
BLANKETS.
FLANNELS,
FURNISHING GOOD
GROCERIES OF ALL KINDS.
'' Large stock of
OOTS and SHOES
to be
CLOSED OUT AT COST
:o:
Notions, Queensware,
aud iu fact everything you can c:nl for in
the line of
General Merchandise.
CASH l'AID FOK HIDES ANI FCKS.
All kinds of country urotluce taken in x
change for goods.
ettMimtmWtVVUttHimaaj
i OLD An RFI IflPI F.
a - - ' - e-
Ds. SANfOBD's Livkk IntioobatorJ
ilia a Standard Farrulj RemeJj fur
aadiaeosos of the Liver, Stomach .
gond Bowels. It ia Purelj aT
Vegetable. It never
n,i;faio. T. ; tj
wwuiwKir-av am
V 8END FOR CIRCULAR.;
JS. T. W. SAMFOBD, U.D., ilZZSS&i
AST Ul'CUIST WLLfc TILL TOtJ ITS UrVTaTMS.
3-al'
Vegetable. It never lilt Tilt
3a ti Ft f I II 1aa
JCathartio and 3ffil Jlm' '''
$iftU I ( taa been iiSwd
Sf I - my practice;!
m lyjpmn& by the pnblie.j!
fit Va,for more than 85 years,;
Li -with unprecedented results!
WHO IS
UMACOUAINTCO WIT't THC C?i'rQ-A.-HY OF THIS COUNTRY, Witt.
wmtv.V""'' . fi THIS MAP. THAT THE
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND &. PACIFIC. R. R.
IS THE GREAT COSXTCTIXCS r.IXK
I La anain Una runs from Chicago t- t wt:tril
Bluffs, paaalnc through Jollet. Duuwi. I. nuc,
Genseo. Moline. Hot Island. Iiavfuport. i ri
Liberty. Iowa City. Marenv. UroiL: n. t.-miat:il.
laa Moines (the capitul of luwai. i-iu.irt. Ailri.i
lic. and Aroca; with branclta-a fr-.:n nutaa
Junction to leorta t WtUoai JniHtlnm v
tine, Waahlncton, Knirtloia. Kltlim. Nult :: .
Centrevtllat, Priacetoa. 'I rentou. iiallatiut ':
ren, LeaTeoworth. Atchison and kjtnasa I 'ii.fi
Waahincton to Sicourncf. tMkalooaa. aiwt ivti.:i
Tille: Keokuk to KarminKton. B.iuutmru-. i'.t rt
tonaport, InalependcDt, Kl.t.m. (Htuittaa. L-U! -111.
OakalooaA. Pella. Monnx. anil Kwii..;
Xewtoa t Monroe; lX- alolnvs lu inOiaii. U .:..!
Wlnteraet: Atlantic to Lewis an.l AuUuoou: am!
Aroca to Harlan. Thil 1 noaitivrly lf: w;::.r
KaUroad, whicu owns, and u-ia:.-s a t:ir -i:.,::
line from Chicatro Into the State of tnn.
Throucn Kxpreaa Paaaenc!r Trains, witu l'o:l
anan PalaceCaraattached.arerutt sur.U n . ;. rt
ketween CBlCAeo and Peokia. Kas.-- ::v,
Copkcil BLCrrs, UtATEKvi-ouTii ul ti-'ui-OK.-
Through Car are also run bftwe.n Miiwu--kae
and Kanaaa City, via the fclilwituk.d
Socklaland Bhort Line."
Too "Great Hock Island" Is uamilflv nt'r
auipped. Iu road bed la simply "Crlft. and ila
track is laid with steel rails.
What will please you most will be the pleaeure
of enjoying your meals, while paAsitiK over the
taeantuul prairies of Illinois and -aowa. In one of
car maa-DlBcent Diniiia Cars that aocouij.an. all
Throogk Bipress Trains. - You vet an entire
so aa!. as good aa it served in say Arst-class hotel,
forseyenty-llTe cents.
Apprectating the fact that a aoaorty of the
people prefer separate apartments for different
car poses (and the immense paasenger business
of this line warranting tt), we are pleased to an
nounce that this Company runs Pullman J'uUict
SlttBtMM Cars lor sleeping purposes, and fault
TrLUfAN PALACE CARS are
aMA.wWM -U as. Wa IT A mW mfc A mm. ePI 'sf V .
rriekote wte this i.lne. kwa ma tko " Oretat Bock lalaaal Heat to," art weld
mil TteAet Areata tat tho Valted Statee aad Caaaaa.
fmr tnrorwaataoM net owtmlnmbt (at your kssu ticket !., aasrus,
A XtXlaXSAJ-TL" 1. ST. JOHN,
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H. A. WATERMAN & SON
Wholesale and Retail Dealer In
PINE LUMBER,
LATH.
SHINGLES.
SASH,
D00 US, -
BLINDS,
ETC
ETC.,
ETC.
Malt, street. Corner of Fifth.
PLATTSMOUTJI, - - - - NEB.
Still Better Rates for Lumber
JOHN SHANNON'S
LIVERY SALE AND FEED
Carriages always on Hand
HEARSE TONER ALS.
TAKE NOTICE !
I w.tDt all of my account settled to date.
n1 1 shall do no more credit busiuess. All old
accounts must oe Mettled up. and no new ones
will be made. I'nles.a such accounts are aettied
shortly they will be ened.
I wish to do a strictly rash business iu fut ure
JOHN SIIAXNON.
l'lattsinouth. Neb.
MORRIS 6'ROURKE
Again comes to the front with bis large stock
of piece fioods, aad niaxes his stand
ing offer of a
FIT OR NO CASH OUT!
ou every uit that lie measures for. You can't
mUs the place as you go down street.
Opposite the Court Iluuse.
48tf all anb see jf)tm I
ROBERT DONNELLY'S
AND
RLACKMITU
SHOP,
Wagon, Buggy, Machine and Plow re
pairing, and general jobbing
I am now prepared to do all kinds of repairing
of farm and other machinery, as there
Is a good lathe in my shop.
PETER RAO EN,
The old Reliable Was on Maker
has taken charge of the wagon shop.
He is well known as a
NO.-1- WORKMAN.
Kw Wacom, av-d Baggie smade tm
.' .Order. .
SATISFACTION GCARANTKED.
Shop on Sixth street posite Strelght's Stable
StuiAiloSctuaclZa
fa inter of Graimtr.
ALL KINDS OF
fainting, (graining, (Slasinj,
atsotniniuflo
Also, Decorations of all kinds.
Painted in Good Style.
FRESCOING A SPECIALTY.
REFERENCES :
A. B. Tat loi, J. ViUiiT, Sb..
N. JiOLMEm,
8
JJK P.VKEX THE EAST THE YTESTJ
ir" I'l l.ii.-. . t ur Pilace Cars is a 8MOKINO
h. .!.":' wli-rc ! can enjoy your ilaTaua"
iir-...,,:ri. mi Iron r.ndces spnn the Mtssisslppl
ami ii:- ...ui t tirra at all points crossed by this
1. :.- r: ti-stiarvranre arotded at Cornell Bluffs,
ij.t.-a iij. l.-ucnw..irth. and Atchison, con-
t:,-. t-me riBto In L'nion Pepou.
Ttir: ftU' ll'Al- !l. K. C05WCTION3 Of
Ti;: t:i:;:.T luiiouuil lASlt A KB AS
At''i.':.Ai;o with a!I direrging Una for to
Kj-t 9lu I .-mil. .
.-.t i n . i t with the I S. A M. 8, udr,
.-.l V.' f.llSt.TO.V IICICHT. with P., C. A St,
:.. t:.
. : :-.vi !.. with ill. Cent, II. R.
r . . .. . . - rfa-aa.riaw nnrTrfMHI gall IT.
. . II
V.' :
. :t:i i. I. Jt J ; i. u. e..; x. o. et
i. en.-: i . 1" W. Hds, .
r.. k ,.-!. aS'.. witli "Milwaukee A Xoek
! : -.it. r: i. ... ::ud Rock lai d A Peo. Raa.
av n vt.nr. T.uii tho Liayenport JMTisloa
is t. I'. II -. .
C. .'J.
A'
v. vm l iiitin v. with theB.. c. k. at n.x.m.
1 '.
Rissi I I. Willi t entral Iowa K- it.
. . 1, Vuivm with II M. A V. D. K. K.
,iu.ii m il lii.t-rt-s. with L'nion PaelSc B-R.
At Omaha, with B. A. Mo. R. K. K. in Neh.
A t t'tii.fat fs J r.vcTlos.wlth B..C. K. A N. Bit
Ai onukw. with Central lowaR.it.; W
St. I- A Pac. and C. B. A Q. K. Kd.
At iktoitfK. with Tol., Peo. A War.: Wab., St.
Louis A Psr.. and rt. U. Keo. A N.-W. JL Kd.
At Cameron, with H. Ht. J. K. R. .
At ATCiuaox. with Atch.. Topeka A Sattto Wl
Atch. Neu. and Cen. Br. IT. P. K. Rda.
At Matisworth. with Kan. Pao., and BAa.
Ceut. It. Kds. M
At Ka.a Citv. with all lines for the Wert
and Southwest.
rum tkranrk to
PEOKIA, DII HOIHM,
A. -T! H IMO . 1
a LEAVI.f nVBTU.
O. F. JOHNSON,
DEaLEK IM
Drugs,
ffledicines-
AND
WALL PAPER.
afamam4sSHi'i W ' i
All Paper Trimmed Free of
Charge.
ALSO DEALER IN
BOOKS.
Stationery, Magazines,
AND
Latest Publications.
PretrltaOiaS Citre folly Compound
bjr aM Kxperieneed Druteiat.
REMEMBER THE I LaCK
Gth ST. DO ORS SO UTH OF MA IN
PLATTSMOUTH. NEB.
NEW FIRM.
3STJBW goo ds 1 1
. JN0. RONS k SOX,
BAKERS AND CONFECTIONERS.
At O. Uuthman's old store.
A FULL LINE OF
Staple and Fancy Groceries,
NEW AND FKESIf.
BREAD STUFFS,
of every description.
Choice and Fancy Candies
and all kinds of
Canned Goods.
CIGARS AND TOBACCOS,
of ILe Lest brands.
CHRISTMAS TOYS, ttC, dC,
iu endless quantities.
Fresh Rread Daily.
Don't fail to Call.
381y J. I30NS & SON, prop s.
SAGE BROTHERS,
Dealers in
S T O "V jE S ,
ETC. ETC., ETC.
One Door East of the Post-Omce. I'latUmouth,
iseDrasKa.
: o :
Practical Workers in
SHEET IRON, ZINC, TJN, BRA-
ZlERY,d.c,&c
Large assortment of Hard ana Soft
Pumps, Gass Pipes and Fittings.
COAL STOYE3,
Wood and Coal Stoves for
HEATING Oil COOKING,
Always ou Hand.
gvery rarietv of Tin. Sheet Iron, and Zinc
Work, kept iu Stock.
MAKING AND REPAIRING,
Done ou Short Notice.
"sT-CrER VT1IISQ WAUItA XTED I .'
pnicEtt low uonx.
SAGK ROS.
Excelsior Barber Shop.
J. O. BOONE,
One door west of SoloinonJdiNathan's Store
HAIB-CTJTTnSTO-,
SHAVING AND SHAMPOOING
Especial attention given to
CUTTING CHILDREN'S AND LA
DIES' HAIR.
ALL AND SEE BOONE. GENTS,
And eet a boon in a
I
fjrCHOLS.SHEPARD &, C O -Battte CreetJOclL
Eatabllahad ORICINAL AND ONLY CENUINE
la
l
AatnnlahlnBiv Durable and amr'Hy rimpt. u.tint leaa than half the iihuo.1 irnara ami
PORTABLE. TRACTION, and 8TRAW-BURNINC 8TEAM-ENCINES, w.U
aturea of Power, Durability, Safety, Koonomy, and Beauty rntin-ly unknown in other niakea. t
foaturea of Powar Durability, Safety, Koonomy, and Boauty rntin-ly tinknimn in othm- make. Htrittn.
Pwrr Outfita and Hteaui - l'dwrr Kt-nartttora a Hrfllty. Four jimn. of rw-paratora, I rum
su to twalaa horao power; alao two atylf Ininrtivt-U Muuiitrtl ll.traf I'owrrt. -
Thlrtn-Twn Vanra of Praincroui and Contlnuout Builneel by Ihia nouaa, without chan
of name, location, or management, tumiauea a atruiitf
narantm for au lienor aooda and hnnoralile dealtnc
IIIIITinill Tha woodrrful auooria and iinularlty
UAU I lUll I our Tiaaama ala. hin.ri haa dritiri stbar
manhlnca ta fcha wail: hanoa aarloa. aiak'r ara now att.aipt.
lag ta build aad pmlia otf Inferior aad wunrt'l ImitatWua ot
ear ramona aooa.
BE NOT DECEIVED
WJ aaaa tTpmnrciai ua wonawM niacoinary. ii yoa say
all, art la
ua-Oric1aal"aal th. Ueaalne
' rrom aa.
t?l"ar full partJc-oIara rail on our dealfr..
aril
ta aa for Illustrated Clrculara, which wa mall frac.
Ad.lraaa
MICH0LS, 8HEPAED & CO., Battle Creek. Mich.
"THE ItAEVILLE STOCK FAJJ3I
AT
ALRIOX, nOO.E COIWTY, Mill.,
J". ID. "V"-A.ISriDOE,E2Sr, PiopY.
ESSEX SWINE.
We 1iav now a vprv choice lot of nlus. of all alien mid from sl distinrt liiiliort.'il ions : we
can thus mute pigs for breediii'r.unil warrant
piuci: ir
One to two months old $15 each, or $i"5 per ir ;
Klra " seven " 3s- " "$55 " '
NUMBER 27, FOR 1880.
Please observe that our Price List, No. 27, for
Spring and Summer 1 880, and illustrated Gun List are now rea
dy. It Is embellished with over 1,200 illustrations, and con
tains prices, with descriptions, of over 10,000 articles, useful
and ornamental, such as Dry Goods, Notions, Clothing, Boots,
Shoes, Saddles, Harness, Crockery, Clocks, Watches and Jewel
ry, Musical Instruments, Guns and Accouterments, Groceries,
&c, &c, all of which we offer to the consumer only at
wholesale prices, in any quantities to suit the requirements of
the purchaser. The only house in America who make this
their special and exclusive business. Price Lists, Order Blanks,
and Samples of Piece Goods SENT FREE to any address upon
application. We are the Pioneers of this plan of direct dealing
with the consumer, HAVING ORIGINATED the system in 1872.
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.,
227 k 229 VABAS1I AYENl'E, CHICAGO, ILL
REFERENCE The First National Bank, Chicago.
HUEB jQ HE
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SICv Q
-S
ta
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A. G. HATT
JUST orEXED AGAIN.
New, Clean, Fir at Class Meat Shop,
on Main Street Corner of 5th, I'lat tsinoulh
Everybody ou hand for fresh, tender meat.
A DAY GUARANTEED using out
WELL AUGER & DRILL, ia good
territory. Endorsed by Governors
of IOWA, ARKANSAS & DAKOTA
c.tiL-r-ifct. w'.on.rs.ct.irrjj.aia.
la, WHITTIBB
C17 St. Charles Street. SU Louis, Mo.
A rer.ils. rra.iumieoflWO MdirRi ColJLTj, h.S kMfD onffT
mrnfZ ' lh p-'''i'r'',I,t ufflll Vtiral. Sexual
aid Ctronici- aue than an- ethvr rhynrmD la 8L
Jui, as city D-pr .hew. and ail o?d rrtidrati know.
ErpoiUi, uuDvrin(Ea,uirw, o.ric.ura. km cnii'.s.
TTAmia. or Rur'urt. all UrintrT i causes and
Tphilitie cr lvircu. ial AlTectioDa of tha Throat
aia or lien c a. ar trmtnl with vnparallltl aucccaa, oa
latMt ac.ttlitlr prificiplfa. 6af-Ir. Private.?.
H.rtnatoMbf(. Strxunl lobtlitr and ImDO
Itncy, m tka rcsalt of Self-Abut io youth, aezual cg-
aaMta in nnmrtr Tm-or ohmtwuhi, mno wnm:n proouc
aTamssma at th following atTtMrtsi : l)roiiiiir.. uiiu4vl niia-
aiaat, ability. dinirwM of t;lit.d--tt tinkoty. pimp'aa
oa Hi face, pltyiral deray, aver-iutt tw oc irty if frinalra,
aaatuaioo of ideal, U of im-xmsI power. tr., reixlenni;
marriage inpropcr or unit p; r. are pcriiiaiatDUr
ured. CouauMatioM at otltc. or by matl fe, a cm! invitea,
Wmi Ik is itfrcoti"ewte... to viti the city ir trratnM-iit.
aediciaaa can be aent be n.ait or xrtrni t-Terr where. . iir
aaieae(uaranted, whrredwubt citjt ia frankly atated
fiapalet Ut Ids, 1 4 ary; 1-r W.xaen. 1 tun ;
FINE i I 1 1 r-s ft?
PLATES. I 'UUIEa'i-i
Bitvantcioih and a-Mt rndina-. Beilacl for r,Oc.
la poet or currency. Over fifty wonderful pcrtpw-turee.
k tats life nXTttrira on the to lotxti-e ubt-rts :
no
may
BBarrT. o no. why.
Atanh'd, ;miihwod.
l.ykM-al
aaaay. no mouio marry; iiw t .rt- ana nappit- niay
wa .Daraaead. The rhvatu.uirv of r.a t-tiuetM.B. ainJ many
mare. '1'hoaa mamrd or ratitea. etiiK ma mace ehouid
read it. then kpt under I.h.- aid key. Vopular esiitioa,
nmt a abate, but paper rover, -jdn pcfw. S eta by aaaii.
ml-SSV f'd Eu,f AaerKi.
PRESCRIPTION FRFR
lraaaw.re laliility. Kmoaenese. leaparciriy, i w't:in
ar i aaaa. a ears ton te Boeietr. iiriert.ve urmsrv, r-i a.
Xtaorviara braafhtaa by Sarrat llabiu aad Vkj
acc
;i IU utt iBiriu'.n. Mwm rwm.
R. JACOUiS, :ataatft,K.iJrui',M.
if a r .
All K.NTt'ltKH f
L it t s
in
r,'... r I!-.. J. A. baerra. Ih D.
i.- t f 'l.t i. ... . . ( (I!? -if-teli .4 Ifr.r boM afra-
I" trirtt' . , . . - . i .llHrrfi.. -.r,!
- i". -f I, . i:i.r rf t.ir. Ill.OtrS
,f ..rt,. . irt t- l..r : ai.io fur amr'o
. i. ,,.. . tiiihii'miv .t c-
r.f.' - -r :.S r':.-.i- -.. vl . I.vi la.uu.
HOT FAT I. to send
for our Jrk e List -fur
1840. Fkbi te anr
a-loreia uin ap
plication. ContAins
descriptions of rrery
Unnr required fur
personal or rsuillr use.
with ever 1,200 Illnstrailons. Wa sell all
8oo4s at wholasals prices In quantities to suit
purchaaer. Tha only Institution In America
Who make this tbelr special tiuxiness. Address.
MONTGOMERY WAKI) Ii I'O.,
Jt7a monma Ar., cuicago. 111.
mmm A S aam aw aam A comprhrat bunara. aaaa ia aaea
V All I mmlaf aaaaijr a Ui. L. . ta aril la.
"tiila.iam ot Taaaaa Wwrth iMaln tj aubw:riaOa.
T..wea mi. with good rafaraaaaa. wa faxaiaa tbc awiSl fraa.
ml ria. fcwma that wiU mwara a warkar trtr $ IS a aaaala.
ASofwia UTIAI ATlOIAi. "VS. CO, Box U82, St. Lotaa, Ma.
S Mm I
a? w
S25
ii i i i I ii
Thresh. nc Machinery and Portable
and Traction engines.
THE STANDARD of etollonoa throughout tht
ejrmn-i:aittq H'rM.
MATCHLESS fir drain Sritiu. Tima-SaTinc, Per
fat'.t t 'Icamrttr, Uaynii antt ThtirtiwtK ft'ora.
INCOMPARABLE in Vxa'nyof Material, Prrfrtlon
ot fart, I h-rouyh V, urkjumoabip, Elegant Kuilah, and
Uraotu of Modl.
MARVELOUS t"t r-utly nprrinr work in all kinds
of train, anu wniprraaly known aa the only Hnrrra-aful
uruauttr ui r lax, t unw ny, t lfivnr, ana ail t,tli,r hM.lt.
nail tiia timiai irnani anil tMfita.
h apw ial
of
eveiy pia pure Khscx. or no Malt.
ksscx iic.s.
two t three month ohl Sjo each, or $35 per pr .
Young Sows bred to to ?0.
NEW
Livery, Feed & Sale
STABLE
Or an Old Stable in ?tf?o Itamls entirely.
. The New Kinii f
HOLMES cV DIXON,
Open tlie (till
ST HEIGHT BAltN,
ou the Corner of Ctli ami I'earl Streets with a
New Livery Outfit.
fiOOI) IIOKSKS AM) t'AUKIACr.S stt all
tlllll'a
HORSES FOR SA IA.,
horses j:oc;iit AXU SOLD,
HORSES KEPT 11V THE PAY OR WEEK.
Cull an.l see HOLMES & DIXOX.
In a mont hly, Ia0-pa4,e krrap iiook of t he cream of
the Worki'a LiU-raturo. HiukIh copy, or 2 pr
7 war. An Oil t'hromo fljJ niche-) of ' V'oafuiita
Valiey," prico. ftl; " Hlaok Shwp," a ft.flO txx-k. m
paper binding: "Chriatian Oaklvya Mintake." ill
Look, in papvr binding, and a sample copy ol "Wood
Household Magazine" all pout-paid, for only t cnti
in money, or ia one-cent pontage atampa. Acrents
wanted. Mot liberal term a, but not hin atnt f rte.
Adiraa S. tt. WtxMl Tribuoa iiuUdaiig. Nw VurkCita
BEST IS CHEAPEST!
LEWIS'3 CONDENSED
STRICTXY PURE!
IT rUi nive flOOOMO for nny Alum or
OtAwr adultrratlotx fnurut in
UtiS rowiLit.
Indorsed by the Brooklyn Bonnl
ot Health, and by the beta cheuilsUt
la the United Suit-H.
It la ki iiocjkii man
any SLat I'owdtr lu
the world.
It KKVETt KAIT.S lo
make ltfc1' whea
used as dirwted.
It 13 1 o .M M i-: . UKDbyevfrr
t i - noaseKeeper wiao gucu it. a,
3 ffalrtrtaL
f It 13 an rntlrrly XF.W ITVEJf-
J 1 TI03r,wllhoulanyoruieo!uiqiiaii-
1 ties of soda or s.iliTatua, jeaot or
I VI Otiier baking powders.
Ty-.''flw ti snataln OId ourii tho
"'' eystein.
Good food mauca pood hen 1th ; and health
Is Improved or Impaired in i roixTti'.n oUlo
food we eat 13 nutrlUous or nthenvtue.
LEWia' IJakino I'OWOCH biuars uiatkea
srocMl fooal.
One can of this la worth two of any oUier
baking compound.
It makes bread whlltr and rleber.
More than balf tUo compluimaof bad fnrr
arise from the use of common baking po-.r-dera,
which often tua.ke tUe boat of Hour turn
out darlc bread.
Tho most delicate persons can eat food
prepared with It without lujurr.
Jarly every other baku f powder 13
adulterated and Is absolutely injurious.
T)i!B Ll luade from I tr fined Crape ( ream
Tartar, and U PEKt'KCTLV 1'1'KE.
It makes the ISKST. lightest, and moat
BREAD, BISCUIT, CAKC,
CRULLERS,
CUCK WHEAT, INDIAN, AND
FLANNEL CAKES.
A Slafjle trl-I will pro-re tho superiority
if this I'owdcT.
KAWTrPACTUEED OJTT.T PT
jlO.T. LEWIS & mtnUES CO;
PlIaAIIaP2IIA.
rS-V..r -.!. hv K. C l0- EV & so. ;I Til.
ki iv x- ui.i K'nilil. K. h. Willi K uikI W
ii. BAKER & C'U, and tiealer iu utiural.
aita.a'mji
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