Nebraska herald. (Plattsmouth, N.T. [Neb.]) 1865-1882, May 27, 1880, Image 4
THE HER A L 1) WIT AND HUMOR. Pride hath two eesoua : & forward ; pring ami an early fall. New York 2evrs. T nnii lrnw a mori vim WM ftd- Tanced to such a pitch of self-esteem that ho never mentioned himself with- ' cut taking: off Ids hat, . . .... ' 1 .' 1. 1. 1 i n, uon t interrupt a person in hm tiw The natural limit of man's life is three core year and ten, and he can't go on forever. The colored, gentleman who aaid he was engaged in mining operations was fntTjvl trs Ail m it. tli.it it wn Ir.ll SO mill- ; ing. --v - . '. "It ia & great man who can do justice to his enemy" says an exchange, and if we can get our enemy where there will be no one to interfere, we'll prove our claim to greatness. Boston Post. A Tennessee man can so "perfectly Imitate the sounds mado by two dogs - 1 1.. --I- AT .1. 1 . 1. ' 11 - siiiiguil 111 lllltlil Lit. It Villi lail a Memphis congregation 'Out of church : an iiiiltc iiimuies. - ... ' Young men who stand in front of - church doors waiting to sec the con ' crrcsratiou come out niiirht be used as stands to haug . wraps -and umbrellas I :.Y- " ; " M "You are my treasure after a.i," said I an old reprobate, striving to placate his wife after abusinp- her for an hour or two. "Ohvyes,. he -sarcastically answered, "that's the reason. I sup- . pose, you wish me dead so often; you arc seeking to lay up' your treasure in i heaven." 'I can't trust you." said a rumscller to an impoverished customer. "You should let liquor alone. If you hadn't drunk so itfucH' ofIt- your might be riding in your own carriage." "And If you hadn't sold it," retorted the victim, "you might have been my dri rer."... -. - -' "Yes," said Joucs melodramatically, "my home is a littlo heaven on earth." "I never knew anybody who was real ly in a hurry to enter heaven," was all that llobinsoiv answered ; but it was noticed that-Jones started home--ward an hour earlier that night. Boston Transcript. r The following anecdote- is told by an American preacher : He was pray ing, and iu his prayer he said : "I pray that the power of 6atan may be cur tailed." Just then an old 'darkey in the, congregation cried out, "Yes," amen! lircas me! Cut him right smack smoove off.?. ;- . .;.. . Jones had occasion to write off a list of the wealthy men of the country. Jenkins, happening to cast his eye over it, noticed that he liad placed an apos trophe after each name. "What's" this, Jones? says Jenkins, "what's this apostrophe doing here after each name?" "What's it doing!' replied Jones. "I. guess you never studied MJrown's Grammar,' Jenks ; if you had you'd see that 'the apostrophe denotes the possession of property.'" Little Johnny had peculiar views as to original sin.. One day he. was about to be punished for some misdemeanor, when lie pleaded, "It wasn't me, mam ma, dear it was- the bad man." Well. Johnny, I am going to whip the b id man out of you." "Ah, yes, but that will hurt'mc a precious lot more than it will hurt the' bad man." Domestic Beef Loaf. Chop two pounds of Deer and three large slices of salt pork fine ; add four well-beaten eggs, half a cup of butter, the inside of a medium sized loaf of bread, and season with salt, pepper and spices if you like. Form iuto a lpaf, cover with cracker crumbs, and bake an hour and a half. If it does not stay in good shape, add rolled cracker crumbs until it will. Croup. Wring a linen cloth cot ton will do, but linen is preferable out of cold water, place it upon the ' child's throat, and chest, then fold a dry flannel and wrap carefully over it. Warm the child's feet with hot stones if neeesary ami cover with plenty of bed clothes, and let it go to sleep ; you cannot perceive when it wakes that it has even a cold. It acts like a charm in cases of croup. . . Lemon Puffs. Beat and sift a pound ami a quarter of loaf sugar, and mix with it the peel of two lemons grated ; whisk the whites of three eggs to a firm froth, add it erraduallv to the 6ugar.and lemon, and beat it all to gether for one hour. Make it up into any shapo vou d lease, nlace the Duffs I . M r A a. on .oiled paper on a tin, put them in a moderate oven, and bake six or eight minutes. Boned Turkey. Boil a turkey in as little water as may be, until the bones can be easily separated from the meat. Remove all the skin ; cut the meat in to thin slices,-mixing together the light and dark I?i8. Season with salt and pepper. Take the liquid in which the turkey was boiled, having kept it, warm, and pour it on the meat, and mix it well, Shape it like a loaf of bread, -wrap it in cloth and Eress it with a heavy weight for a few ours. When served up it is cut in thin slices. ! Boiled Custard. One quart of fresh milk, the yolks of four eggs, four ta blespoons of white sugar, a pinch of salt, and two teaspoons of Gilbert's starch. Let the milk, with the salt in it, come to a boil, reserving a little milk to mix the corn starch with. Beat the eggs and sugar very light and mix the cornstarch with "them, first dissolving the starch in the cold milk, and pour, the boiliug milk slowly on the whole. Place over the fire again and boil. for two. or three minutes, stirring constantly. When nearly cold, flavor with vanilla or lemon. Celery Salad. Two boiled eggs, one raw egg, two tablespooufuls of melted butter, or one of oil, oue tablespoon ful of sugar, one teaspoonful of mus tard, one-half teaspooutul of pepper, one-half teacupful of vinegar. Hub the yolks of eggs smooth, then add the oil, mustard, etc., the vinegar last. Cut the celery into pieces half an inch long. Set all in a cool place. Just before serving, sprinkle over a little salt and black pepper, then pour over Iho dressing. If you have any cold fowl, chicken or turkey left from dinner, chop it up and mix it with somo of . the above equal proportions of both and it will make a delicious salad; or a.few oysters left in the tu reen will be a. great addition to the celery salad. Good Bread. The following recipe for making bread is furnished the Husbandman by a lady : "The loaf at the fair was made of refined flour, or the new process, as it is called by some. I mix the bread sponge the evening before I wish to bake, using one pint of new miik for one largo loaf of bread, and one-half cup of soft yeast; stir the sponge well after tho yeast is added ; place in a warm room over night, and ia the morning mix well, taking care not to have the dough too hard with flour, let rise, make out in tins, let it rise again, and bake With care. The yeast is made by boiling potatoes, mashing, and adding water in which hops have been steeped, one cup white sugar, one tea poonful salt, aid two yeast cakt a" A Test of Indian Conrage. An Indian intertribal fair was held not long ago, in Indian Territory, in order. to show some of the results of civilizing the savages. A number of tribes attended, and displayed articles of home manufacture, such as needle work, embroidery, lace-work, and blankets. Many of tho , Indians had their photographs taken, and showed a childish delight in looking at their faces. Others, however, could not be ?$rsiiadcd to go near the camera, ellow Bear, of the Arapahocs, was the first to pass through tho ordeal of a sitting, lie suffered himself to bo Eroperly seated, and the camera to be rought to bear upon him. But when the prepared' plate was placed in tho box, and the cloth lifted, lie leaped to his feet witii a bound and attempted to leave the tent. All attempts to reason rwith him 'failed.. At last a photograph of. a Cheyenne, taken some years ago, was shown him. lie looked at it a moment, then went qui etly back to his chair and sat there like a statue while his negative was taken. He explained that no Chey enne warrior was a greater bravo than he. The gigautic Usages, on the other hand, would not approach the tent. They said the camera robs them of their good spirUs. The Kickapoos gave the same rea.on, and a photogra pher was peremptorily ordered out of their country on that account. The Indian is a profound believer in the power of spirits for good or evil, and takes care never to offend tliem. Lawyers Allen and Taylor, the lat dismount and have his hide tanned with a whip. Taylor got off his horse, took off his coat,and challenged Allen to attempt the job. Allen tried, i . -1 i i ii . i i i. out iuneu, aim was oauiy uuaieu uy the ex-judge. ""'"' ' Cry for PitcHe' Castoria.. They like . t because it is sweet ; Mothers lite Castoria because it gives health te V 9 child; and Physicians, because it contains no morphine er mineral. astoria ' Is nature's remedy for assimilating: the food. It cures Wind Colic, the raising of Sour Curd and Iliarrhoa, allays FeverisbneES and Kills Worms. .Thus the Child has health and the Mother obtains rest. Pleas ant, Cheap, and Reliable. - CENTAUR The tnoit ffcetiTe Pain-relieving agvnta for MAN and BEAST the world has ever known. Over 1,000,000 Bottles sold last yearl The reasons for thi unprecedented popu larity, are STidant: the Centaur Lini ments are inn da to deserve confidence they are absorbed into the structure; they always cure and never disappoint. No perron need longer suffer with PAIX in the BACK, Rheumatism or Stiff Joints, fr the CEMTAUR Liniments will surely exterminate the pain. There is no Strain, Sprain, Cut, Soald, Burn, Bruise, Sting, Gall or Xiameness lo which Mankind or Dumb Srutes are subject, that does not rospoiid to thia Soothing balm. The Centaur 1IWIEVJE.MTS not only roliove yf in, 1 -t tl.ey i.u-.te he.ilthy aclio:i. s-ibl-3 i...'minaicu, and cure, whotU r . t-'of v:njt.i:is i rweed from -wcuii&a of the elh, or NeuralBU c.f the Verves; from c ntrjotod Cords or 11 scaldod Land ; from a sprained anWo or gashed foot; whether from diiutiuc PIMPX.23 ca a LALY'3 TACH or a. strainexl jr'ir.t "n n Ilorso's !Le . The agony proiiisetid ly a Euru or caM; mortification from Frost-litos: AJvsIl ings from Strains: tliotortuvcs of Ivlion matism; Cripplod f;r life, lv r -fccgluctcd aociiUut! volua'.lo Lm a Doctor's Bill ciay all Lo saved fi Ono Eott'o cf Ccntan-r L.i-iicn'.. Xo IIouaclcecper.Faruicr, Planter, Tcnm-. or Liverrm-n. can e7crd to to these nroiieierf.il LV-'.-.sa1.!. T!:ty bo procured in r.y r.crt cf tin r-"'.'- " 1 50 cts. and 81.00 a Wile Ti--cl 5os;I-.." 25 cts. BRICK BRICK! If you want any Fire or Ornamental Brick, Call on J. T. A. HOOVER, LOUISVILLE, - - NEBRASKA GEOltGE EDO FUTON. W i ne s, L i q o u r. s AND- CIG-AK;S. Main Street, opposite the Court Houne. This place Is Just opened, new, good goods of H kinds. "We want tokeepagood houe und please our customers. REMEMBER THIS. 91 v. J. F. BAUMEISTER Furnishes Freeh, Pure Milk, DCLUERLD IAlt, Sieclal call attended t. and Fresh Milk from same cow furnished when wanted. NEW HARDWARE STORE. J. S. DUKE Has just opened an entire new stock of hard ware, on Next door west of Chapman & Smith '8 Dm more. -A Full Line of SHELF HARDWARE, SHOVELS, RAKES, SPADES ana ALL GARDEN TOOLS. NAILS, NAILS, NAILS, ly the Ker, or fouiid ROPE, POWDER, SHOT, GRIND JSTUrES, WHEELS PROWS. A Full Line of crTJtKIVV. Special Bates tc Guilders and Con tractors. ATI croods sold'as lof they possibly can b ter an ex-judge, had a quarrel in court, at Newark, Ohio. 1 While Taylor was virliinr AIIpii invited him to CHILDREN LI MIKE SCHNELLBACHER, BltJiVKSMiTH HORSE SHOEING, AND WAGON KEPAIKING All kinds of FARM IMPLEMENTS mended Neatly & Promplp. - :0- Horse, Mule& Ox Shoeing,- In short, well shoe anything that har four, feet, from a Zebra to a UinilTe. Come and see us.' JSTZETW SHOP n Filth S between Main and Vine Streets. ut aeiosf e ctrner from the KEW HEUAI.' OKKICK , ?' Seeing ESast, TAKE Till: NO CHANGING CARS - ) KIUM (- OMAHA, COUNCIi. BLUFFS, NEBRASKA CITY or PLATTSMOUTH to CHICAGO, Wlit re iliret't toiuicctioiis are niaiie with Through Sleeping Car Lines TO NEW YORK. 1JOSTOX, PHILADELPHIA, BALTIMORE. WAMUXGTOX. AND ALL"' EASTERN CITIES. T7teS7hd7'tLirLe V.a PEORIA for IXDIAXAPOLIS. LOUISVILLE. CIXCIX-X-ITT. awlall juttntxjn the SOUTHEAST- TIIK BEST LIXE FOB ST. LOUIS, Where Direet ronneetions are niarte in tl.e UNION DEl'OT with Through Sleeping t ar Lines tor oil pointsjHOL'TJI. The Shortest, Speediest and most Comfortable via HANNIBAL to Ft. SCOTT, DEXISOX, DALLAS, iruUSTOX A USTIX, SAX A XTOXIO, OALVESTUX, an all points in TEXA Pullman 10-Wheel Palace Sleeping Cars. C, 15. & Q. Palace Drawing-Room Cars, Willi Norton's Reclining Chairs. NoExtra. Charge tor Seatsjn Reclining Chairs. The famous C.B. & Q. J'alate Dininj;.Car. Fast Time, Steel Rail Track and Superior Equipment combined with their Ureal Throuuh Cor Arrangement, makes this, above all others, the favorite Route to the 4AST, SOLTII OKiSOL'TII-KAHT. TRY IT. aud onvill find TtAVELING a Lux uryjnstead of a IJiseomfort. All information about-' Kates of Fare, Sleep ing Car Accommodations, and Time Tablo, will be cheerfully given by applying to James It. Wood, - . . Geuer;U'Pa.ssenger Ag't, Chicago. C.W. SMITH. TrafUc Manager. l.t 1 A m m(1mI Nw and fkautivlv ffefitiM lu"' 1 Remwdf for the speed? and Mrainent can cf Seminal Emission and I m potency by the oof tra t. m.. Itfc AyUJcuom ho pnaoipsU Bq of iho Ihtwu. Tb war. vu.. Dmrt Apvieao to um prmo bm r th mvwmI ia Hanrtll With DtUtt W Ibtarfvra wiifl tlM rdmuy pfxrauita m bf. Tbta Bwnto at tMUstDt ktf too tho teat ia vtf7 mw cmm, tad to praDooaead wrfm. Thcra hi mm inniiMi aaouS th prapanttoa. Praeaai afaaarratHtt Babaj m m poaMval cuarmatM tha a will pw parfa aaoafaeooa. It la wo adad by Um sttadicai ProaW to ba Um asaac ffMieul awnl vat diMOV md of i an i hi m and oorins kolf Tarr prvniaat troubto. Tba Kamadv If kai ia mm hus. osT isva isa Ka. f fUsuMtaswi). 1: Ka. f talBrisaHa agd cat mal im awara mam): j K. I (tastier at tarM aaU ana oa ausaasa ud rmtwn 1aar ia taa mm csavaK f7. Oaafc aMV tmmA (daa mw a Dssjsi Psaaisa W"1 Aaaamal UiMiiliMwMifc itaa taa warn saspai Uat aa hm vaMam la gwrftm . aaa St- i4 for Um aatsaa af Ua. um M if aaw oVta. eaat asai Am auaa. J HARRIS REMEDY CO. WF'fl CHEMISTS, Alarket and eta Streets, fcT LOCia, MO. VnHolicitea tretitnonv to tHm r:fficav of Mrof. KtrrHd' etminai FanUife, taken frou letter rweivtt from fatrona t Indian, April lltb, 1879. Tbs remedy ia working perfectly. Hud epiepy ironOtjeffnri ' ChJcir. Anf. 14, l7d. 1 am tboroughljr cured and feel tip top. The younf; mirHfheeiMintrji Missouri, Sept. 18, 1879. I received so much benefit feomtn use of your remedies that I want to try them in another cam. Tbw w of km( atandiw. nl will nfed something ery strooc. .Mich., Jan. 25, 1879. I bavo uted up your pack a re of medi cine; und mo another a soon aa possible. - That package stopped all apparent trouble, but there is a weakness yet, sod J Wiab JOU would prepare this lot for thg cure of that. Iowa, Oct. 10th, 1879. I am almost surprised st tout Pas lilies. They have worked like s charm on me. I am just twice as much of a man as I was before taking. I was on lbs verge of tba grave, I thought, and there was no curs for ms, but now 1 am in jmmmmmmmKmm West Virginia, Aug. 28, 1879. 1 received your medicine, and) I believe at has cured me, for which 1 am very thankful. In closed please nod $5, for which please send me another bos (No. 2) for s friend. You have done s great tiunf for me. will tend you alt the orders I can. - FVovt cY Mhfftrtciaw avnet Atv"flr . Missouri, J une 261 h, IS79- Please forward me at once another boa of tbs Pastilles. The patient on whom 1 have used most of one box, in addition to s sample box, is fast recovering, sod 1 think another will srt him all rrht. J-Votn c Ira0it. Maryland, Sept. 2, 1879. Last January we got from you S box of your remedy, for one of our customers, and it has mads a perfect cure of him. We have another customer now suffer ing in tbs asms way, sod wish by return mail one No. 3 bosv Mite A largo, new and complete Guide to Wed lock, coutstaing, with many others, the fol lowing chapters A Competent Womanhood, Selection of Wife, Temperaments. compatibls and lutiwutiiAUbie, nirrimy in women, cause ana treeimeni. Advice to Bridegroom, Advice Is Husbands, Advice to Wives, rrostitution, lis causes, cennacy ana matrimony comparea, Canjaral Daties. CattSnssisos, Lara arid CoaruUp, Impedimenta la Mar nes. Bflienof Raprodactiaa, BtegU Lifi eonaidarad, La of Marriafw and Iivorga, Lagai ngbu of aaarnad womb, Id., iaiisdmg Dwaaaaa pacoiiae ta Vosaaa. thir eaaateaad traataaat. A bok for private aad eoDSKjraia aa I ina. of lit pa, with foil Plat EstcraTiBg, by atail. ae:ad,6uocBSa. "THE PRIVATE MEDICAL ADVISER On Syphilis, Gonorrhoea. Gleet, Stricture. Vanco cele.&c also on Spermatorrhea. Sexual pebrlity, and I m potency, from SelfAbuso and Excesses, causing beonnat EmiMiom, Hsrmiiia, AvcraMe taSoawtv, Ftajakai Dee;, Dia nas f hifbc. Dafaauvc atcsaory, Loss of baxual Povar, eta., atakiac mat riaa kb proper sv eDbapev. pnff traatmti)t,ada graai may vaiabi rae tpas for tba aura of all private tuiiin; 8M pagas, avar u (4alas, 60 aaaia, ' Uei!&l AiTlf,' Lecture on Ktahxd k ToausfceoA, ICc POD O N P nOL LAR" csd all threo of tita . f,!, H M-fTT R? bove dsaenbed books, nice, lbuuudiauire vw'ume, cuQiAibiug 6J6 pages, snd over 100 iUostrations. T combined volume is positively the moat popular Medical Book published. The author is aa eipcri enced physician of many years practice, (aa ia well known), s4 tba advia rives, and raias for traaraaciit hud dawn, will aa fpuad of graat vaio ta tboaa eusTninc froei taipiartuas of tba trvtam. aarlv arrora, kMt riror. or any of tba troubles oommf uaar tba baed af PBaVSTE ee " CilKONIC diataaaa, Poatac ouunpa takes ia pa raws t for beaks. S DISPENS id coaiplited CAScft, ADV Established g-aavvM ia 1847, euree cliruiijc Uiscaaea ud coaipiied cAScft, and diseases resulting from impure sexual associations, eelf-abuse or sexoal excesses. PatjVata treated by mail and express. Where possible, per eonal consultation ia preferred, which ia free and invited. Ques tions to be answered by patients desiring treatment mailed free Id any address on application. For books or treatment address DR. BUTTS, 19 North 8th BU, St- L1 Ha DR. BUTTS' DBH IsUr.iihti 1817 it 12 V. Sti Street, ST. L0H3, VO. THE FbjriicUns in chinr of thU old aod well kooira iutk tution mn regular gredu.tee IB mediciM and surfer,. Yew. mt xrieee. im the tmroieal of Ckrwle IHeeam bar eaad. (heir ekilt and ability eo eauch superior lo thai of the ordinary practitioner, (bat tile, haeo acquired national npotaUoa throurh their treilment of eoeapheatrd eatee. INDISCRETION l EXPOSURE m-vlaiiies as Sypbilia, tsoaorrbea. bieet, btrirtaro, Orckitia, all tidaary Trsables and Synbllltie or rreariaJ affection of tbs l kraal, akta or boavea, treated with success, oa scientific priar triple, without using. Mercury or other Poisonous Medicines. VnilNC IVlrN "d bee of middle age who are suf 9mW)miLimmmmam nig from the effects of Spormstsr rbes or bemiai wesAness. the result of setf-abuse Is youth r exeesa ia matured years, are permanently cured. This dis ease produces some oitbe following effects e man iocs, blotctt, dtsaiaeso, aervousnesa, disuses of sight. ough, indigestios eoBstipatmn. despoavdency, eonfosion of ideas, aversion to so ciety, defective memory, sexual exhaustion, im potency or loss of manW rigor, which unfits the victim business or marriage PAtlENTS TREATED. andpreM, pcrftuuTwbTultaliuu ia preferred, wruca ia fKB Bud ioeit. ,d. Li.t V questiooe to be answered b, patients desirlo, treat. reieut eaaiie. ir. so an, auur.se o. appncanoo. (rinesl esSrlnc frwn Knptr. tisoald eond their Mansi, and teetm sssasltla, to I heir .dvsaiUse. It is he4 a truss. Conmonicatiolis strictly coafiuefltlal, and should b addressed DK. BITT8. 1 SwU Ua 8U, St. LohU. Mo. fi:T':T descrifcrd wtti scierl.ti tr-eTe 't cu-e. Iff. Ii4rr:s i:lu't'ated sniiKlr sent f r e on ar;.icstwa. Il.iKRlS REJIIDV ., rear a; ( hesibts, bib Earkrt St, St. Lou lis Hs. It PtTHTO WANTED for the Best and Faowst 1 1 tlCll I O Sellitj fictorial Books and Bibtea. Prices I I redoCbUS fur ct. Katnsai fn Wish 'f Co St. Lottie, lo. f TMDMMIK t 1 i. - iVT r .ihfiJ erhv -;i".-r James Pettee dealvi: in Musical Instruments, Sole Appointing Ayent for The Unrivalled Mason &. Hamlin CABINET ORGANS. Also Ptiite Agent for tlie'Henry F A'i".fr :inl W. C. Emerson Co. I'hums. SAMPLE INSTRUMENTS at oflice. Sixth, one door south of Main St. I'LATTSMOUTH, XEH. Music Scliolarw Will do well to examine our New 3fason & Hamlin OBG-AJsEHsTSTBTJCTOB, NEW BRICK YARD. I am going to BRICK, ' this spring ami want to MAKE THEM CHEAP, that people can builil DRICIC HOUSES IXSTEAD OF Fit A ME. I shall contract and Build BRICK Houses, the coming year and w uhl like those Intending to JSuiltl to Kve me a call before looking elsewhere JEKRV II ARTif AX. At my place on Washington Avenue or at F. S. Vhite" Store on Main Sireet, I'lattsmoutli, Nebraska. 4om.t New Firm ! JO'lNES & AGXEW, at the Brick Livery Stable. PLATTSMOUTH, NE1511ASKA. The old r.onner Stables, in T'lattsmoutli, are now leased by Jones & Atrnew, and they live on hand .New and handsome accommodations, iu the shape of HORDES, CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, and SADDLE HORSES. We are prepared to keep HOUSES FOR SALE TRADE! And will Train and Break Colts On lleasonable T"rms. ALSO KEMI.MREK, That with, plenty of room (that every one knou we have; ii our-tHlile. we can iri't Farm ers' ttock and wito'iis. Iiiad.H of bay, &., under cover, l-eie l!i'y w ::l l:trep dry. Thai.Ki !tr all the old .iti.ns fur their liberali ty, we so. ielt their nade for the future, cati.slied th it ive can aeeommodate tin i.i better anil lo better by them tlian ever before. TiOly JOXE.S & A;XKV. WILLIAM BEHOLD. dealer in DHY GOODS. CLOTH?. PLANKETS. FLANNELS, FURNISHING GOOIM :o: GROCERIES OF ALL KIND. I.are stock cf BOOTS and SHOES tf be C LOSED OUT AT COST :(: Notions, Queeiisware. and iu fact everything ymi can eail for in the line of General Merchandise. cash I'Aii) rot: Mi PES AND Fl'US. cc tnUen in ex All kinds of country i ic! hanjre for ;,'oIs. I OLD fi?:a RELIABLE, ; J?Dlt. SAXFOfiu'S LiIVEK IxVUJOitATOliJ? j!is a Staudaril Farnilj K:meJj for $ Klisi-as?s of the Liver, Stomach f Jaua Bowels. It is Purely VcgLS Jcgetable. It never W J JDebilitates-It ia g A S g &5f 5 Cathartic aud 5n PSL-f S a '.,1V" A The; f ri Invigorato: :ip lias been usedj 11' in my Practices ajid by the publics Wy- for more than 35 years, J -with unprecedented results.? eV SEND FOR CIRCULAR' p. T.W. SANFORD, M.D., J AST IlBrCCIST WILL TEUTOV ITS BErtTaTIOS. j J '-vTOsssax-.V1a'J--.'.-: fit . 11 W afVl 5 tj U si hwi n n M t sJI. t II IX WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THE SEE BV EXAMINING a "SyA 'U, 5u?Sjrre Aci5i Cl 'i CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R. R. IS THE GKE1T CONNECTING LINK Its main line rnns from Chlcnsro to Council Bluffs, passing through Joliet, Ottawa. I. a Salle, Geneseo. Moline. Kwk Island, Uavenport. West Liberty. Iowa t ity.MarenKo. Brooklyn, (iiinneil. Ies Moines (the capital of Iowa), Stuart. Atlan tic, and Avoca ; ith branches from Bureau Junction to Peoria ; Wilton Junction to Musca tine, Washington, Kairtlcld, Elilon. iielknup, Centreville, Princeton. Treuton, Gallatin, t u mo ron, Leavenworth, Atchison, und Kansas City; WashinRton to Sicourney, Uttkaioosa. and Knox Tille; Keokuk to Karmmt'ton, Bonupiirte, licn toDsport, Independent, Ehton, Ottumwa. EUdy Tille, Oskalooga, Pella, Monroe, and lies Moines; Newton to Monroe: 19 Moines to Indtanoluainl Winterset; Atlantic to Lewis and Audubon; und Avoca to Harlan. 'I'Uis is positively the only Kailroad, whicii owns, and operates a through line from Chicago into the Stute of Kansas. Through Express Passentrcr Trains, with Pull man Palace Cars attached. arc run Pitch way dmly between Chicaoo and Peokia. Kansas citv, Coukcii. Bluffs, Lkavenwohtii and Atchi son. Through cars orealbd run tictwwn Milwau kee and Kansas City, via the "Milwuukeo uud Bocklsland fc-hort Line." The "Oreat Rock l9land" is maenifieently equipped. Its road bed i simply perfect, utiu its track is laid with steel rails. What will please you most will be the pleasure of enjoyins your meals, while pussini over.the beautiful prairies of Illinois ana lowu. in onu of our maeniiicent Dining Cam that accompany all Through Express Trains. Vou get nn entire meal, as good as is served in any first-clues hotel, for seventy-live cents. Appreciating tne tact mat a niajoniy or 1110 people prefer separate apartments tor different purposes lauu iu imiueuse pa:triiKtrr iiuuji?ss of this line warranting iu, we are pleased to an nounce that this Company runs I'ullm'in I'.iLice Sleeping Car for sleeping purposes, and Palace PFllMAS PALACE CABS :r- run throuirh to PEORIA, DES MOIXES, COrXtIL BLl'FFH, KANSAS CITY. ATCMISOV, und LEAVENWORTH, Tickets via this JLIne, known na the " Oreat Itock. Island lioutCi" are sold by all Ticket A cents In the I nlted Ntutes nnd Canada. for iniornation not ouitaiiutsic a.t A.. KIMBALL, Gen'l tiuperuitcndcnt. tt M - S jt H e o o V 9 9 I CD O T "3 s 3 cs e. &' 3? S ' 06 s-H "rig1 sr cc c: s; a . S cr... V P ft) rZ.' isC S "s? er 2 CD O o 3 4c o ? f CO cs s '- CD t TO O e? St C Ct l H. A. WATERMAN & SON Wholesale and Uetail Dealers in 1'INE LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES. SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, ETC.. ETC., ETC. Mai street. Corner of Fifth. I'LATTSMOUTH, .... NEB. Still Better Rates for Lumber JOHN SHANNON'S LIVERY SALE AND FEED Carriages always on Hand ANU HE ARSE FUNERALS. TAKE NOTICE ! I want all of my accounts settled to date, and I -sh;tl I do no more credit business. All old accounts must be set t led up. and no new ones w ill be made. 1'nless such accounts are fettled slitirtly tliey will be Fi'.ed. I wish to do a sti icily cash business in fut tire ; JOHN" SHANNON. I'lattsniouUi. Neb. I a:iin comes to the font with his htrjje stoe! ; of pieee u"(1s, t:ni muKeK his stand- ' j ing offer of a ! FIT OR NO GASH OUT ! ! on every uit that lie measure for. You can't! miss the place us jdiigo down street. Opposite tlie Court House. i 5tf (Sail anb sec jim ! 48 ROBERT DOTfNELLY'S s-Ck T" X 1 A f s v -T-r- AND IJLACKjIITI. SHOP, Wagon, Buggy, Machine and I'lui re pairing, and general Jobbing I am now prepared to do all kinds of repairing of farm ;iid oilier machinery, us there i.-- a good lathe in my shop. PETER RAO EN, The old Reliable V a$on Maker has taken charge of the waoii shop. He is well known as a SO. 1 WOKKMAX. Xfw "Wasons and Hugsiem made to Order. SATISFACTION GtTAKANTKEl). Shop on Sixth street fluposiie S' reilit's Stable JPainler Grain er. ALL KINDS OF fainting, framing, lasing, Stalsottiitttng. Alo, Deeorations of all kiudr. Painted in Good Style. FRESCOING A SPECIALTY. REFERENCES: A. B. Taylor. J. Vallerv. sr.. N. U0Lit8, E. llKEiSXEK. iltf I I 4 CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY. WILL THIS MAP. THAT THE ' BETWEEN THE EAST & THE WEST! IHning Cuts for eatine purposesonly. Oneother ITrent feature of our Palace Curs is a SMOK1NL SALOOX where you can enjoy your 1 Havana" i:i Hours or tno iay. Magniticeiit Iron Iirulsog ypnn the Mississippi find Missouri rivers at all points crossed by this line, mid transfers lire avoided at Council Bluffs, Kansas City. Leavenworth, and Atchison, con nections being made in Union Depots. Tllfc; PUINC1PAL It. K. CONNECTIONS OP THIS (.KUAT TIIHOCUH LLN'K AKJi A3 FOLLOWS : . At ( Hir.M.n. T.ith all diverging lines for tho Eat and South. At Km.i ru ood. with the L. S. 4 M. S.. and P., Ft. W. A; '. !t. lids. At Wajuixctox Heights, with P., C. & St. L. It. It. At La .SALLE, with 111. Cent. It. It. Atl'toHI A. with P. P. & J.; P. L. &E.; I. B. V ; LI. Mid.: and T. P. W. Rds. ' At llucK 1.AX!, with "Milwaukee Sc Itock Island hort Line." nnd Hock Isl'd It Peo. Kds. At UAVK.VrHiur, with the Davenport Division C. M. .V t. P. It. It. At West Liukktv. with thoB., C.R.& N.K.B At (ir.iNVKM.. with Central Iowa K. K. At in; MolNF.s. with . M. i. K. I. It. R. At Corxcil. Ul.t'PFS, with Union Pacirlc R. R, At OMAHA, with B. A Mo. It. K. It. in Neb.) At Coi.i'M lies J CNf-rio.v.with B..C. K. A N. KR. At OTTf.HWA. with Central luwa K. K. ; W.. St. 1- A Pac. and . II A y. K. Rds. At KLiikl'K, with Tol., Peo. A War.: Wab., St. Louis A Pac. and t. 1., Keo. A N.-W. K. Kds. At CA.MKHtiX, with H.St. J. It. R. At Atchison', with a tch.. Topeka A Santa Fe; Atch. tt Neb. and Cen. Br. V. P. U. Kds. At I.ra vtxwuBTH, with Kan. Pac, and Kan. Cent. K. Kds. At Kansas citv, with all lines lor the west and Southwest. your come ticket oince, address. 2. ST. .lOHJST. Gen'l Tkt. and Pass'rr Art.. Chicago, Ilk O. F. JOHNSON, DEALF.Ii IN DrugSj Medicines? AND- WALL PAPER, All Paper Trimmed Free of Charge. 1LS0 DEALER IN Stationery, Magazines, AND Latest Publications. Prescriptions Carefnlly Compounded by an Kxperienced Drassist. JiEMEMBEK THE I'I.aCF. mi ST. DO ORS SO UTH OF MA IN TLaTTSMOUTH. neb. . NEW FIRM NEW goods!!. JX0. 1J0XS & SOX, BAKERS AND CONFECTIONERS. At O. (iiitliinairs oUI store. A FULL LINK OF Staple and Fancy Groceries, NEW AND riiEsir. BREAD STUFFS, of every description. Choice ami Fancy Candies nnd till kinds of Canned Goods. CIGARS AND TOBACCOS, of ilie best Lnuids. CHRISTMAS TOYS, dC, dC, iu endless quantities. Fresli Kroatl Ihtily. Don't fail to Call. y8iy J. U0XS &. SON, Props. SAGE BROTHERS, Iealers in STOVES, ETC KTO. , One I)iMr East cf the rVst-Oflku, Hattsmouth euruska. Traetical Vorkers in iHEET IRON, ZINC, TIN, BRA ZIER V, dc, dc. I-irge assoitui'nt of Hard aim Soft Punijis, Class Pines r.nd Fittings. OOAL STOYEo, . Wood and Coal Stoves for II EATING Oil COOKING, Always on Hand. ivry variety of Tin. Sheet Iron, and Zinc oik, kepi in Mock. MAKING AND REPAIRING, Done on Short Xotiee. STEVERVTnrX IVAIinAXTED! .'j3 1'itK'i:? lAtw noixx. Excelsior Barber Shop. J. C. BOONE, One door west of SoIoiuon'ttjXathan'a' Store HAIB-CUTTHnTG, SHAVING AND SHAMPOOING Esiecial attention given to CUTTING CHILDREN'S AND LA DIES' HAIR. ALL AXD SEE BOONE. GENTS, And net a boon ina' ifjrCHCLS.SHEPARD & CO.EafflfiCrcrt, F sk hit at hut M v a, as jaausvex m. ail w ess......L Established In - -3ki:.,- sistonisninuiy ournnis ana wwicrrm-y trlv Duraflls and ttontirrruiiti 45 r1t 1 PORTABLE, TRACTION, and STRAW rnatures of rowr, iJurabihty, riaiefy, Lconinny, and a-wwrr sfuiius nnci .iohiii -f mvrr P-nis.ralors a. m!c-iuii y. rirar ws ot M.purat.im, from six to twlvn hrsn p-jwer; slo two KtvllMs Improvoit .Hoauli'd Horse Poiversi. Thirty-Two Years of Prosperous and Continuous Business hjr thu houw, without ehangv v. uuo, iwnuuii, or nuinafrcinent, niriiiMae a tstron; a-uarantoe for superior uoodt and Iwimral.Ie daalinir. PAIITinN! T1 ""t'-rf'il nw an t p.M itlarllr at wr-BW BWBS S ur MkSiTns litrr.lti'rT lia. ilnv.-u uacmncs to tue sail: hence Tarl.ius Dist, sr.. Mienii.l ma; lo nulla ssl palm off InTirlor and d... ri.nl lumstiuus vur ivasas -.i , . BE NOT DECEIVED 4 J -1 1' i,"-u i i M.i wnrtniss msjcoinerr. ir yoa I ' . a1"l " and Ike " t4, nul-" from . VJ'T run vartUiulara vll oo our Uealers, or to u. tor .lustratrd t'irraUra, srhh'h we mall frco. A UlfJHOLS, SHEPAED & CO.. Battle Creek, L- " iJiiilviv I "THE HAEVILLE STOCK FA1LM," AT Ai.itio.v, iioo.m: rorATV, .i:n., J". ID. "V-A.nSTIDOR.EISr, rrop'r. ESSEX SWINE. We have now a verv choice lot of nlfn of nil mri'it nml fi-mn slv ili-tlnf! i.,.i.,.ii .ti.i.a .. .. can tliuii mate ii for breeding, and warrant 1'itici: or One to two months old 815 each, or $J5 per lir Hve"sevei $M " " " NUMBER 27, FOR 1880. Please observe that our Price List, No. 27, for Spring and Summer 1 880, and illustrated Gun List are now rea dy. It is embellished with over 1,200 illustrations, and con tains prices, with descriptions, of over 10,000 articles, useful and ornamental, such as Dry Goods, Notions, Clothing, Boots, Shoes, Saddles, Harness, Crockery, Clocks, Watches and Jewel ry, Musical Instruments, Guns and Accouterments, Groceries, &c, &c, all of which wa oifer to the consumer only at wholesale prices, in any quantities to suit the requirements of the purchaser. The only house in America who make this their special and exclusive business. Price Lists, Order Blanks, and Samples of Piece Goods SENT FREE to any address upon application. We are the Pioneers of this plan cf direct dealing with the consumer, HAYING ORIGINATED the system in 1872. HOHTGOHEHY WARD & CO., . 227 k 221) ft TrfWI AVF.ME, CHICAGO, ILL REFERENCE - The First rzV.ot ! Dank, Chicago. B9 A. G. HATT JUST (iPENKO AGAIN. New, Clean, First Class Meat Shop, on Main Street Corner of 5th, I'lattsmoutli Every body on hand for fresh, tender meat. 28,-1.06 n. OAV GUARANTEED using out WCLL AUGER & DRILL in good territory. Endorsed by Governors of IOWA, ARKANSAS A DAKOTA 017 hi. d lilies B?xc-t, St. Louis, Mo. A rw.i -.r y .i ot't 'O - ' C ''' hat hvt-it Ionpr i . i - i: r clVi I"i5finu lUSt I,-.- r.'J tt.tl r iiLKi know. .. v : - L - ic. u e. Ou cijitis. . TJ . itiy I;: Gr, ai:J inns ci'tsio TLrou. i wirh i!rj.raila !cd aucccftf, on .o:.-.y. i'r;v's."y. :-.f A--.f-.;tv unA Irrj-io-i-.f A!.i iu -,11th. n xunl ri- lv)ti:. im c ty !i m fcypais,. Ci.c-: ti; ITeinia. or I i.r'ur Syphilitic ' - t tfiio cr He n . .: ;r lafcAt iv it tit, tic pri:i - ? tiueia c . I. ''. t etn-i in Ji-aturv . r ohht ' ..or, aim v-.iMii ftroiluce aoru 1 I'ii fi)!i'wi.ii' i- ,.., nii:,i t-iiit- :oii. -cLiiiity. d.ii.i f . i : i ivt- :i , y . ii tt.;3 On the fiMT, iii'-M 1.. iL -jy, t.s-i-t y I L i!i:i , COt:tution vt i'-' h.a ol r j . r. t sc., n . tji rtt jz ti.airir ri Mr,,:.r rr i .i. o - ..!! cured. C't'i;nii'.':i rt :t;j.-. .f I, j. :.ii I i r, a, u vi;-f, Wh- it i -: i "iv '-I t ii :T i. ' t't.r i t 'mnlirittrt run u !.- i. '.: t - - i - . i i.,- blcca jrunirtit4xu, v 1. t!.i 1 j - f i f. i-i Ki l-zllji t,t kc. 1 . : . Vv i ;.. In ou.;:-' or ctirrency. i.fr ifr v in l-rfnJ ntt, f'i.irc tru to life ; ariit-ttT tn t'v i'- siit.;-'-t : W'r. i?;.v sirry, who iwf. whv, M- -J out. .!, I hr;-fci dwnf Who fThhi'i nat ; v ' Ir r ?! li:iiiiir - inny beinvrersed. 'i he l li m:o - r . nVt ! mi. :.! n.tuv anor. 7!io4 t . t i . I i.r t -. n un a.:i- it infj read it, tlicn k' r und r l.. a. n . y. fopi.d r I. u-n aam as above, but fir . t. r;. f w h i n.ail. PRESCRIPTION mv. or th tpsedy cureot h-nuna. T'wi;ka, I4,i ,-i i Frwmatnrc l4ility, Krrvonim. I tt-snmni. o -f Idvti, Attnion to M.rty, l-frtivv ' . Ditwrdprs brottght'l by Smel tlai.iis mi.4 I. . k-ujrzLt ha th in.iiiw. A'i1rrM, v ""' I'l""'' List for Kif IKJ I Kukk te any t."J a1,1-' iion h- l'!,' '-- t-ontains .:' I'jitlmis of rverjr Hiiim rt-iuiretl lYr I nnnal or fjinllj- u.sn, with over 1 200 liii.slraiions. H'e sli li tKls at wrhofuM'e prlres hi qnanlllles to suit the urrliHjr. Tl'.e nl V liiitti iitioii iu America, who mak ihi. ili-tr .ifrf:il Itiislnosn. AUUresa. UOMiaiMKKY WAKD&CO., 22 7 & 2 4 a sVaIiikl Ave., C'liicao, IU. mmmm mm asssi ps s A cvonprlcDl buiaas sian in each lYAll I tU cou.ijr is U. L. I. to sa tba i .toprlLa mt lsi.s Wm-ssi kalns; t subseriikjo. Tosuca sua, with rcfersiMcs, wc luruisb U.c iMiLSt trrm, mud ci Irmis lht will lsn.r a worker o.r $IOO a swsls. AjMicss UTiBSATlO Al flU. 10 Bo 24e2, bt. Lvius, Us. Threshing Machinery and Portable and Traction Engines. THE STANDARD of i.i ullouvo throughout Ik (;mir.l;.nt)r $ 11..... MATCHLESS for Orain-Sjuin, Tinie-Saving, Tar fe ? i I.TTlinr. tt'i'i'i nif 1 horuutjh M er INCOMPARABLE in OWr.of Matrial.r--riops of Purl, rh-rr.iuyt Wurknuuinhlp, KUyunt Finish, and MARVELOUS rnefli w,.rir work in all kln,lt f t.risiii, and itnivmully known an thn only MHrreaefui Tiirer!u,r iu Hm. Timothy, ('lover, snd all ithr K..i. Tlirealit - r it iiii..r, usm imt uumtr ih idsii iiair iii umisi Ksrs stid biilta. - BURNIMO STEAM-ENCINES. with aiwcial lnaufy endnnr nnknovrn in ofiir niak. sifsm. olHcr ot bv r . . us. T, rite tXv'Tf - idre -J&trx "-'YJ Mich. j..ry &r: eveiy pit; pure Kssex. or no sale. i:ssi:v iit.s. : two to three month obi .'i each, or & per pr Young Sos bred lo to -o. NEW . Livery, Feed & Sale STABLE Or an' Old StaLh- in n w hands entirely. The Nrt Finn of I10L3IKS i: 1)I0X, ojien (lie old ST RE I GUT DARN, on t lie Coiner of ;th and IVarl Streets ltli u New Livery Outfit. ;oor liol.'si s am caKIjIAOKS at all 1 imef HOIlsE.i FOIl SALE. JtOTlSKS liOlUillT AXD SOLD. houses kept nr the oa r on week. Cull ami see HOLMES & DIXON. MM Im a mon; h)y, lHO-pae IS riip Honk of Ihecnamcf lie V(rid Lit rtur. hiiipcl. copy, Jic.s or 2 per 'r. Ai Jil C.'hroinn fl4J inch' tt ' o-tuiti Vailoy," prim, lilck tShM'p," a 1 j booJc, in pA(Xr binding; "Christian Oakley's MmtMkr." a l nottk, in tap r bindm. nd A nample co$ty of "Wood Il.uii'M Muiactne 'all oMt-(tai(l, for onl30c-Dta in monoy, or in on-nt pmtftt' Hfumpn. Airentfl witnU'd. Mo't Jiboral terms, but not Linif nt fr. Addn'MS. S.Wootl 'ribuufliiuiiaixiiE. Nw Vrk(;it 33EST IS CHjCA1EST! BV1S,J GOriflEtiSED fe-i STRIGTIsV PURE! We will (live $t1Hn.1X for any Alum, or ' otit-vr aihtllfratioth fouiul l this J'On jSllli. rim Indorsed byTiio l'.rooklyn Hoard 01 iiean,:i, ana liy tue teBt ctw;uJU In tho United St.i'c-i. It 13 BTUDTCER than (siiy 1'rajst I'owUtr lit thn world. tf tK Amnke lixlit h-rrsut when A U::d 03 ehr--ted. f (5 It Is OJI NtiK OKOliy evrry Jl - housekeeiier v. lio hois L'H en It a ifalr trlaL It IS an entirely SI! W ISTEX. TlOX.wli houi.uiiy cf the Uul quali ties of entla or b..ler..tua, uit or otiier baking' powder. id lias m lt.v ir a ifncenfy to sustain kncl l:uurisll ILo protein. Good food mai;e3 pI he;jni; ond health Is lia roved or Impaired In i icDortifi iui Use food we eat H nut!-ft!'n :i cr tt !if-rwl-x. Lewi.' hinisa I'O-ulu uin.y makes good focxl. One can of thl? U worth two of any otter bal:infr comnonnd. It makes bread wlltr nI i letter. More than half the complaints of ted t'onr arise from the use of cnimon baking r.-r-tlera, which often Lauke tLo lxtt ct Hour turn out dark: bread. The mo.t delicate persors ran eat food prepared witli It without i-njary. tarly every other bukli' ; iKiwdur la adulteraced and Is absolutely i tui loua. Ih-'SlSlnade from I(ni!ltd ( rape C ream lutrmou. Ut:fiT, llUUat, and moat BREAD, BISCUIT, CAKE, CRULLERS. D'JCKWHEAT, INDIAN, AND FLANNEL CAKES. A rln;rlo t.i.l wUl trov U u superlortty f tiU:i l owder. ItaKtrrACTCRliO OKT.T 3T EO.T. LEWIS & MasKZIES CO. PIZJLLADEIJPIILX. tf For .i1n l.v K. P.. IMJVEV & SOX. Gl III- MAX & WKt.'K HAt'U. F. f. Will IF.. Ktid W. 11. liAKEK & CO, and dealer iu tseneral. r ..v si f , . a -e.. J mmmmm f! tl 'J1 f Fl Mil till r