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VOLUME XVI. V
PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, APRIL 22, 18S0.
IPi2 3?nitu.r e,
KT, ETC., ETC., .
Of A 11 Descriptions.
METALLIC BURIAL CASES
f ;.', ready made and sold cheap for cash.
MY FINE HEARSE
IS NOW HEADY FOH SERVICE.
ORGANS & PIANOS
Of Every Description.
CHEAP FOE CASH.
WINDOW SHADE FIXTURES,
Complete with Roller, for 25cts.
Lambrequin Window Shades.
A ml a Larger variety of Cheaper Shades,
of all varieties.
With many thanks for past patronage. I
invite all to call and examine my
LARGE STOCK OF
13 f. FinXTI'ME AXO COFFIX8
REMEDY TO BALDNESS
.&&? poraen wno wills. a u pa.
j .u nw fro;Uut U.if.tTlUklil or MiutacfcbP
.. i- ally priditca
; ;w.c.ru-i & Co.. 2 Clialo-i A?7r.ee, New York.
r l ho Fun-stand Best Medicine erer ma.lo.
A rcniMrntioa of IJopu XJaelm, Maadralce,
in i DaRdrllon, Tnih all the best aud must euro
.v? 'trxT-rtieii;f allothcr Hitters makes the great
er, -.s i;iooi I'unuer, Liver Jteriiifttor, and Life
f -r. X liisailh storing Actmt Gutaxth.
A No dioonsr 111 health tan possibly lonfr rrist
n where Hop Hitters are used, so varied azui period
They (It new life ul Tlyor to th assd aai laflrab
To all whose eniDloTmcat. cause imtnilarlt-rrrf
bbo jrels or urinary organs, or who require an
i;iwiizi t, j-imc ana ituhi HimuutDi, xiop rt.txrfl
ire invaluable without Intoxicating.
Ko mtw what yonr f eelinsrs or rymptoms are.
what the disease or ailment In, use Hop Bitters
Xn't wait until tou are aiek. but Ir Ton onl frel
'l or miwrable, use the Bitten at onoe. It may
lave your life. It haa aared hundreds. .
?50O will be paid for a ease thry will not mre or
ase and urire thorn to use Hod Bittern.
n nostrum, mtt the Iurefitand Beut Medicine ever
aaiiei trio "Invalid' Friend and Hope,' and
:xo porsua or Lamily abould be without them.
Get aome thU day.
B 3or Ooron Cuxx la the sweetest, safest and best.
The Hof Pad for Stomach, Lirer and Kidney-it mp.
jlj, L C. In an ahsolote and irresistible rure for drunk
enness, me ol opium, tobacco and narcotics:
kRoUbTdnvEbta, Hon Bitten Mf. Co. RocbuttT.N.T..
Send for Cirmlar.
It la the best Blood Pnrifler, and stimulates
every function to more healthful action, and la
thus a beueiit In all disease.
In eliminating the impurities of the blood, the
natural and necessary result Is the cure of Scrof
rlous nnd other hkin Eruptions and Diseases,
including Cancers, Ulcers and other Sores.
lyspeiil. Weakness of the Stomach. Constl
ration, liizsJness, Ueneral Debility, etc., are
cured by the Nfe Uitter. It U unequaled
as an a)ip-ti7fr an. I regular tonic
Itlsa medicine which should be In every fam
ily, ami which, wherever used, will save the
payment of many doctors' bills.
Bottles of two sizes; prices, SO cents and tl.OO,
Safe ICc me
dics are sold
e"Hend for Pamphlet
Con.l;ino) the choicest cathartic principle!
In rui'diciiie. in rroiortions accurately ad.
Justed to secure activity, certainty, anl
niiii'irinity or effect, luey are tne result
of v-ars of careful study and practical ex
periment, and are the most effectual rem
edy yet discovered for diseases, caused by
derangement of the stomach, liver, and
bowels, which require prompt and effectual
tr. a'r;:cnt. Ateu's Fills are specially ap
pliiai'ie to this class I diseases, lheyact
uiie- tiy on the digestive and assimilative
proei.'sses, and restore regular healthy ao
tioii. Tiicir extensive use by physicians in
tii.-ir pnu-tice, anil by all civilized nations,
is oi: of the many proofs of their value as
a safe. sure, and ierfectly reliable purgative
nn ui ine. lieins compounded of the ccn
ceutratj ' virtues of purely vegetable sub
stances, hey are positively free from calo
mel, or rny injurious properties, ana can De
administered to children with penect saiety.
Avkk's Pills are an effectual cure for
Constipation or Costiveness, Indiges
tion, lyspepsia, Loss of Appetite,
I'o; ! StoniHch and Breath, Dizziness,
lles.diiciie. Iajss of Memory Numbness,
Biliousness, .latindloe, liheumatlsm,
Krtir tions nnd Skin Diseases, Dropsy,
Tiv.-.iors, Worms, Neuralgia, Colic,
iip, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Gout,
i iit-s, uiioriiers or the Liver, and all
otlu r diseases resulting from a disordered
ski: a of the digestive apparatus.
A a Dinner Pill they have no equal. .
"VThila rentle in their action, these Piltji
are the most thorough and searching cathar
tic that can Ix; employed, and never e-i-rn
pain unless the IhjwcIs are inflamed, and
then their influence is healing. They stirrna
late iii! fcieure ami mgesiive organs; tliey
operate to purify and enrich the blood, and
impart renewed health and vigor to the
Prepared by Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co.,
Practical and Analytical Chemist,
OLD BT ALL DKCGOISTI KVEUV WJZXBS.
If r Iff &rm Wk Tj Rf
UIlAY'ri SPECIFIC 31 10 IH CI XK.
TRADE MARK The Great Etl-TRADC MARK
gnsn itemeuy ;
An unf a i ling
cure for Semi
I in patency.
and all diseas
es that fullo
of Self-Abuse :
BEFORE TAIIM3. as Loss of AFTEI TAK1MS.
Memory, Universal Lassitude. Pain in the back
Dimness of Vision. Premature Old Age, and
many other diseases that lead to Insanity or
Consumption, and a Premature Grave.
tiT"I'"ull particulars in our pamphlet, which
we desire to send free by mail to every one.
tSThe Specific Medicine Is sold by all drug
gint at $1 per package, or six packages for 5,
or will be sent free by mail on receipt of the
money, by addressing
TH K GRAY MEDICINE CO.,
Mkchamcs' Block, Detboit. Mich.
CfySold in riattsmouth and everywhere, by
KemiaU's Si.avin Cure
is ;i sure cure for spavin.
lsw cm b, callous, sprains, swellings,
igallH, lameness and all enlarge
t',;, Jnients tif the Joints and limbs. It
V .. ... ...
i will eomiueieiv remove a none
spaviu without blistering or caus
ing a sore. It is uU as good for
man as for beast and is used full
strength, at all times of the year with perfect
Oiliee IT. S. Marshal. Kalamazoo, Apr. 15, 79.
11. J. Kendall. Dkak Sik : 1 received the
two bottles of your spavin cure forwarded by rx
jres In January last. I am happy to state that
it performed all your advert iscm,ieni called for.
In three weeks after I commenced using it. the
spavin was entirely removed and a valuable
horse restored to usefulness. Very truly Tours,
Jons Pakkkk J3
Send for illustrated circular eiving Positive
Proof. Price !. All Druggists have it or can
get it for you. Dr. B. J. Kendall & Co., Prop's.
3;tf Enoshiirir l'ails, t.
C. F. Goodman, Agent. Omaua, Neb.
Or any ether kind, yon can file yotiraelf with out
MattHina se that it will cut Mettrr thaa
tt. The teeth will all remain of equal sire and
ana. Sent fire mr-riftt mf 0.&O to any
Dart of 1
hooft A arrtttm antf fnevrr ruitu ani
titty. Address JB. MOTJ1 da MMO., Aew &JC-
sr We bars hundreds of letters from maa vstos
at Jaachiaa who say thsy woaid sot take & fur K.
i k ui ,u kj u.wu oiMFi, hi iu,i Meu circulars JTP
Is the best base barn
er for bard coal. 14
.style and sizes, with
S m nr. nttnAt ImnnwM
ments than any other stores. Ask your deal
er for them, or send for free Illustrated cir
cular. Chicrg-3 & Erie Stove Co. (Limited),
L IT I & 17a Lake St., Chicago.
WIRTS fc SCHOLLE,
liO. XSi WABASH ATENUE. CHICAGO, ILL,
Fine, lied i am, and Common
ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE and pi
stofoveroOO new desiiins MA II. I) f'l;
pon application. Saui irr a.)
GEORGE A; CLARK,
The BEST and MOST rOPl'LAU
Mcwlne This? ad of Modern Times.
BEWARE OF HIFTATIOXS.
For sale! bv E. G. Dovev & Son. Solomon tc
Nathan. Wmllerold, W. II. Baker & Co.. L.
Kaliskv & Son.
A MONTH! A3ZHTS WA1TTZS!
7 5 beat SslUag Articles la thcWeHS ; alum.
pie frM. AdJ AY BROUSON, trut,sliea
MJIIJT fn 10,000 BCSKEtS BrCKftXS, ofwkich I
llHll I CUn'BuckeycPil Ointment, W'arraBted to
cura fiisk A4r with tanp. Or. J. N. Tabler, L LoaU. Ma.
Will bevmailed. with INSUFFLATOR
Lsll complete, for !. SO. Adareis Ur. C
tc bikes, ISO is- Maaisoa ..riicaio,
who was cured by It nine years an.
Thousands curea since. If afraid of be
ins bumbuKged. name this paper, aid
hend ten cents to pay prlntins and porto
I; or Book: of fnll fnforsr.a:ioa. teauuio-
luiais. sic. Yow willscTer regret lu
U. V, Mathews,
Hardware, Cutlery, Nails,
Iron, Wagon Stock,
STOVES and TIN-WAKE,
Iron, Wood Stock, Pumps,
FIELD & GARDEN SEEDS, ROPE,
AND ALL KINDS OF SHEET
IRON WORST, Kept in Stock.
Jtlaiiln? and Ilcpalringr,
NEATNESS & DISPATCH.
All Work Warranted.
Schlegel & Nieman,
Successors to A. Schlegel & Bbo.J
And dealers in
SMOKERS' FANCY ARTICLES, SMOKING
Special BRANDS and sizes of CIGARS made to
order, and satisfaction guaranteed. Cigar
clippings sold for smoking tebacco.
Main Street, one door west of J. S. Duke's store
Oirposile Pimt Ofice,
Tlattsmouth. Neb. x lmS
J. G- CHAMBERS.
Manufacturer of and Dealer in
IB JEL SB. KT S3 3 SB,
ETC., ETC., ETC.
Done with Neatness! Dispatch.
ut seU adjustable horse collarsare sold."
e oniy piace in town wnere " luriey s pat
ru ircf i mil
OK. J. L. HeCREA,
nOMCKPATHIC PHYSICIAN, at Factory
Tlll, Cass county, Nebraska. 241 y
TP. If. WILSOST,
ATTORNEY AT LAW. Practices In Saun
ders and Cass Cauoties. Ashland, Nebraska.
It. It. WIMIIA!tI,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Plattsmouth.Neb. Of
fice Front Room over Chapman & Smith's
Drug Store. 43ly
M. a. HAirriiiAX.
ATTORNEY AND SOLICITOR. Will Prac
tice in the State and Federal Courts. Resi
dence, Plattsmouth. Nebraska. Illy
R. XL LIVIXVSTUX, 31. ..
VHTSICIAK & SURQEO
OFFICE HOURS, from 10 a. m.. te 2 p. m.
Examining Surgeon for U. S. Pension.
IIC. IV. II. KCniLUKXKCIIT,
PRACTISING PHYSICIAN, residence on
Chicaro ATenue, Plattsmouth. Nebrsaska.
Office in C. E. Wescott's Clothing Store. 421y
J. II. SI ALL.. 31. I.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
OFFICE with Dr. Livingston South Side of
Main Street, between 6tU and 7th streets. Will
attend calls promptly. 49yl
WHL SS. WISE.
CO L. BCTIO.VS S-pXCZAZ. Tl.
ATTORNEY AT LAW. Real Estate. Fire In
surance and Collection Agency. Office in Fitz
gerald's block, Plattsmouth, Nebraska. 22m3
iLO. 3. SMITH,
ATTORNEY AT LAW and Real Estate Bro
ker. Special attention Kiven to Collections
and all matters affecting the title to real estate.
Office on 2d floor over Post Office. Plattsmouth,
'ebraska. 40 t.
I. II. Vf HEELER & CO.
LAW OFFICE, Real Estate, Fire and Life In
surance Agents. Plattsmouth, Nebraska. Col
lectors, tax-payers. Have a complete abstract
of titles. Buy and sell real estate, negotiate
loans, &c. I5yl
NOTARY PUBLIC Will attend to buying
aud eellins: lands, examining titles, making
deeds, paying taxes and collecting debts. Will
also attend to law suits before a Justice f the
47tf Factory villk, Cass Co. Nkb.
JAMES E. MORKISON, - W. L. BKOWNK.
MOItltlHOX & itKowxa
ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice in Cass
and adjoining Counties ; gives special attention
to collections and abstracts of title. Office in
Fitzgerald Block, Plattsmouth, Nebraska.
17V i .
SA3I. 31. CIIAPJIAX,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
And Solicitor in Chancery. Offlce in Fitzger
Oiliee on Main Street over Solomon & Na
than's Store. 341y
C. I9CISE.L., - Proprietor.
Flour, Corn Ileal A Feed
Always on hand and for sale at lowest cash
prices. The highest prices paid lor Wheat and
Com. Particular attention given custom work.
C!3 ASlI.i:S WAKIICX.
Place of business on Main St., between 4th
and 6th streets. Shampooing, Shaving, chil
dren's hair cutting, etc. etc. 191 y
FRED. D. LEHNHOFF,
Morning Dew Saloon !
South-east corner Main and Sixth Streets.
Keep the best of.
Beer, Wines, Liquors & Cigars.
33in9 Constantly on Hand.
Edwin R. Prick.
Edwin E. Brown
Commission Merchants in
f - .xV 'I Ml ml J tt
Room 81, New Exchange Building, '
Union Stock Yards, - - Chicago.
REFF.lt BV PERMISSION TO
E. S. Stick nev. President Union Stock Yards
National Bank. Chicago. S0in4
MACHINE0 SHOPS !
Repairer of Steam Engines, Boilers,
Saw and Qrist If ill
CAS AK1 STEAM IITTKliS,
frought Iron Pipe, Force and Lift Pipes.Steam
Gaupes, Safety-Valve Governors.and all
kinds of Brass Engine Fittings,
repaired on short notice.
D. C. Waonek, G, E. Bensle y, J. R. BKNSLF.y.
BENSLEY, WAGNER & BENSLEY,
Offlce, C6 Exchange Building.
UNION STOCK YARDS, - - CHICAGO.
We refer by permission to tha First Nation
al Bank, Plattsmouth, Nebraska.
H. K. SMITH,
General Western Agent, headquarters at
OF PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA,
TOOTLE, 1IAXXA A CLARK
E. J. Dovev
A. W. McLaughlin..
Jea H O Rot'KKI
This Bank is now open for business at their
new room, corner Main and Sixth streets, and
is prepared to transact a general
Steele, Baadt. Gold, Cev.rament and Leesl
BOUGHT AND. SOLD.
Vejiosits Received and Interest Allott
ed on Time Certificates.
ivailable in any part of the United States and
In all the Principal Towns and Cities
AGENTS I'OR TUG
nman Line and Allan Line
Person wishing to bring out their friends from
PURCHASE TICKETS mOk US ,
Through to PUttintnth.
A. S. PADDOCK. U. S. Senator, Beatrice.
ALVIN SAUNDERS, U. S. Senator. Omaha.
E. K. VALENTINE, Represeutafe. West Point.
ALBINUS NANCE. Governor, Lincoln.
8. J. ALEXANDER, Secretary of State.,
F. W. LEIDTKE, Auditor. Lincoln,
G. M. BARTLETT, Treasurer, Lincoln.
S. It. THOMPSON, Supt. Public Instruction.
F. M. DAVIS. Land Commissioner.
C. J. DILWORTH. Attorney General.
rrv. t r. HARRIS. Chaolain of Penitentiary.
DR. II . P. MATTHEWSON, Supt. Hospital for
S. MAXWELL. Chief Justice. Fremont.
GEO. B. LAKE, Omaha.
AMASA COBB, Lincoln.
Second Judicial District.
S. B. POUND, Judge, Lincoln.
j. u. WAlnui. I'rosecuiiiig-Ait y, neu. vny.
W. C. SHOWALTER, Clerk District Court,
N. SULLIVAN, County Judge.
I). TUTT. County Clerk.
M. PATTERSON, County Treasurer.
W. HYERS. Sheriff.
W. FAIRFIELD, Surveyor.
P. GASS, Coroner.
COUNTY COMMISSION KKS.
JAMES CRAWFORD. South Bend Precinct.
SAM'L RICHARDSON. Alt. Pleasant Precinct,
ISAAC WILES, Plattsmouth Precinct.
City 7)ire :lory.
J. W. JOHNSON, Mayor.
J. M. PATTERSON, Treasurer.
J. 1). SIMPSON, City Cleik.
RICHARD VIVIAN. Police Judge.
P. B. MURPHY. Chief of Police.
F. E. WHITE, Chief of Fire Dept.
1st Ward F. GORDER. C. H. PARMELE.
2d Ward G W. FAIRFIELD, J. V. WECK-
3d Ward-D. MILLER. TITOS. POLLOCK.
4th Ward P. McC ALLAN. E. S. SHARP.
I'oetmaeler-3'SO. W. MARSHALL. "
B. & M. R. KTime Table.
Taking Effect April 11, 1880.
FOR OMAHA FROM PLATTSMOUTH. .
Leaves 8 :00 a. m. Arrives 10 :05 a. m.
3 At p. in. " 5 :00 p. m.
FROM OMAHA FOR PLATTSMOUTH.
Leaves 9 :00 a. m. Arrives 10 :10 a. m.
" 6 :30 p. in. " 8 :15 p. lu.
FOR THE WEST. .
Leaves Plattsmouth 9 :30 a. m. Arrives Lin
coln, VI -15 p. m. ; Arrives Kearney, 7: 40 p. in.
Freight leaves at 10 -ii a. in. .and at 7 :15 p. m.
Arrive ul Lincoln at 4 :35 p. m. and VI :20 a. iu.
FROM THE WEST.
Leaves Kearnev. S :0i) a. in. Leaves Lincoln,
1 .05 p. in. Arrives riattsmouth. 4 :25 p. in
Freight leaves Lincoln at 11 :15 a. m. and 4 :(0
a. m. Arrives at I'lattsinouth at 4 ;40 p. in. aud
6 :50 a. m.
Express. 6 :00 a. m.
Passenger, (train each dav) 4 :25 p. m., except
Saturday. Every third Saturday a train con
nects at the usual time.
It. V. It. It. Time Table
Taking Effect Sunday, April 11, ls.
RED CIiUD. '
B LOO M I N G TO N.
6 : '20
ARRIVAL AXI DEPARTURE OF
EASTERN, NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN.
Depart, East.. 4 : 00 pm
Arrive 9:30 am CBAKC NortlU :00 pm
' 7:30 pm " South 6 :00 am
C B & Q East 6 : 00 am
OMAHA, VIA B. & M. IN NEB.
Arrive ...10 : 30 am Depart 3:10 pm
WESTERN, VIA B. A M. IN NEB.
Arrive 4 : 15 pm Depart 9:30 am
Arrive 11 :00 am Depart 1 :00 pm
KOCK BLUFFS AND UNION MILLS.
Arrive 11 :00 am Depart. 1 :00 pm
J. W. Marshall. P. M.
Fever and Agne.
The true antidote to the effects of miasma is
Hostetter's Stomach Bittters. This medicine
is one of the most popular remedies of an age
of successful proprietary specifics, and is in im
mense demand wherever, on this Continent, fe
ver and ague exists. A wineglassful three
times a day is the best possible preparative for
encouuterihg a malarious atmosuliere, regulat
ing the liver, and invigorating the stomach.
For sale by all Druggists aud Dealers gener
No organ of thought or action can be employ
ed without the assistance of the blood, and no
organ can be employed safely or with impunity
without a supply of healthy bloed. With
healthy blood the exercised organs become
well developed, whether thev be muscular or
intellectual. By the use of Fellows' Com.
pound Wyrnp of Ilypophosphltett the
blood is speedily vitalized aud purified, and so
made capable of producing a sound mind and a
"Persons suffering from impure blood, or
whose health is giving way, either as ministers
or those who studv closely, will find in the Syr
np the material to build them up, and the ton
ic to keep them there. Da, Clat.
Pittsfield, Me.. March 1872.
Mr. James I. Fellows : Dear Sir : During
the past two years I have givaa your Com
pound Syrup of Hypophospnites a far though
somewhat severe trial in my practice, and am
able to sueak with confidence of Its effects. In
restoring persons suffering from emaciation and
the debility following Diphtheria, it has done
wonders. I constantly recommend its use in all
affections of the throat and lungs. In several
cases considered hopeless, it has given relief,
and the patients are fast recovering ; among
these are Consumptive and old Bronchial sub
ject, whose diseases have resisted the other
modes of treatment. For impaired digestion,
and in fact for debility from any cause, I know
of nothing equal to it. Its direct effect in
strenctbening the nervous system renders it
suitable for the majority of diseases. I am, sir,
yours truly, Wm . S. Howe, M. D.
' Note. It is only the independent, tceH-porf-ed
and unxelfush Physicians who can afford to
prescribe this remedy. Experience has piaved
this. The highest class medical men in every
large city where it is known, recommend it.
$1.50 per Bottle. $7.50 for six Bottles.
"Ail i i-.f, and God will aid you,"
Is a .r.y.ug that I hold
ShouM be writteu not in letters
Wrought of silver or of gold,
But upon our hearts be graven,
A command from God in Heaven,
Tis the law of Him who made you
Aid yourself, and God will aid yon.
Aid yourself who will not labor
All his wants of life to gain,
But relies upon his neighbor.
Finds that he relies in vain.
Till you've done your utmost, never
Ask a hel :ing hand, nor ever
Let the toilful man upbraid yon
Aid yourself, aud God will aid yon.
Ai I yourself you know tho fable
O' the wheel sunk in the road;
Himv ihc carter was no' able
:.y his pr-yers to mate the load
Till, ured by- some ni'.ro wise beholder,
II ! moved tho wheel with lusty slioul le ,
Do your wit work your Sl.tkJr bade you
Ai-I yourself, an I G-vl will aid you.
It I t well to help a br-.tlier
Or i sister w lien in need,
Kill, believe e, there's another
Not-to-Le-forg tten creed,
Better lure li I never science
Tench lo man than self-reliance,
'Tis the law of lli:n who made . ou
Aid"; otirself, and God will aid you.
Aid yourself be not Lke ivy
Clinging ti!l to wall or tree,
That can only rise by striving
K.r support unceasingly.
It ther be the oak, ni.iintainin.r
II ? i t and brunches sulf-sustainin . :
F i- i his "the Great Task. Master" u.;:le yoti
A: I yourself, aud God will aid you.
THE HEW GIRL.
Charley, you'll be sure to re
'To remember what?" said Mr.
Mcrciith, with a hopeless expression
of infinity on his countenance. Kitty
Meretlith dropped both hands despair
ingly at her sides,
Ch u les!" she excl iinied, 'you don't
nif.-ni that you've for-rottn already?"
' My deaf," said Mr. Meredith, fumb
ling in ihedeptlis of his overcoat pock
eiH for a missing glove, "I may not
have forgotten but 1 don't seem ex
actly to remember!"
"The oysters!" suggested1 the wife.
' Oli, yea," said Mr. Meredith, "the
"And the two ounces of double
zeplivr scarlet wool!"
"And the depot-hack to be in wait
ing at two o'clock for your cousin from
Mr. Meredith slapped his hand on
"She is coming to-day. I declare to
goodness!' ho ejaculated.
"And a dozen Havana oranges for
dessert, and two pounds of white
grajx's, and some of those delicious lit
tle Naples biscuit and maccaroons,
from Saltaselli's oh, and let them
send me up a girl from St. Char's!"
"A girl, you go.-e! For general
housework. Phoebe went home this
morning with a face-ache, and I can't
be left alone with company coming
and all. Mind she's a good cook and
understands waiiiugat table!"
And. Mr. Meredith rushed off to
catch the nine thirty express with a
kaleidoscopic confusion of grapes,
zephyr wool, depot-hacks, oysters, and
servant-maids careering through his
brain, which boded ill for Mrs. Mere
dith's domestic plai)3.
While that lady, clasping both hands
over her forehead, in a sort of tragic
despair, rushed down into the kitchen,
where a very good-looking young man
of some two or three-and-twenty was
on his knees in trout of the range, try
ing to coax a most unwilling tiro to
burn. The good-looking young man
glanced up, with a comical sparkle in
his eyes, and a smudge of soot travers
ing the bridge of his nose.
"Well?" said he.
"Tom," fcicd Mrs. Meredith, hyster
ically, "can you make lobster salad?"
"Like a book!" said Tom.
""I learned in Paris!"
"Good," said Mrs. Meredith. "And
I can make buttermilk biscuit and,
between us, will get up a decent lunch
for the young lady from Chicago! As
lor dinner "
"Well?" again remarked the young
man with the soot-besmudged nose.
"Providence must provide!" sighed
"There'san old chintz-colored rooster
in the barnyard," said Tom, hopeful
ly. "If I could once catch him, I'd
have a chicken stew!"
"Tom," said Mrs. Meredith, "did
you ever make a chicken stew? '
"Tlien you don't know what you're
talking about," said the lady, with
"Yes, I do, too," maintained the
amateur Soyer. "Onions, potatoes.
celery, pearl-barley, with a' pinch ol
salt, and "
"Nonsense!" interposed Mrs. Mere
dith. "Do pick that lobster out of its
shell, and leave off romancing! You're
a deal better at poetry and newspaper
sketches than you are in tho kitchen ;
though, to be sure," with a twinge of
conscience, "goodness Knows what l
should do without you just in this par
ticular emergency, you dear old dar
ling. The lobster was only half nicked
out of its shell, the buttermilk biscuit
was still unmixed, and Mrs. Meredith,
with a pocket-hand kerchief tied around
her pretty brown hair, was dusting
the little drawing-room, when there
came a ring at the door-bell. 15 he put
the turoanea neaa out or the window
after a most unceremonious fashion.
"Who's there?" she demanded, in a
"Does Mrs. Meredith live here?" re
torted a woman's voice. And at the
same instant tho young matron caught
sight of a neat black leather basr. a
black alpaca dress, and a shawl ot the
plainest Highland plaid.
"It's the new trirl. thank Prnv?-
dence!" said Mrs. Meredith ; and she
flew down stairs, thanking honest
Charley, in her heart, for his unex
pected promptitude. "Come in," she
said, opening the door wide. "I am
glad you are so punctual, my good
girl. From the St. Char's Intelligence
Bureau, I suppose? No, don't take off
your tnmgs up Here the servant's
room is below stairs ; you may as well
come directly down into the kitchen."
bhe lea the way down, followed hv
the new erlrl. whose counten&nen
rather a bewildered expression.
"What is tout name? the aaksd pa
"My name? Oh, ils Mariha," an
swered the stranger in some "confusion.
"Martha?" critically repeated Mrs.
Meredith. "What an ugly name! I
think 1 shall call you Patty. Have
you good references?"
"I believe so."
'I think," said Mrs. Meredith, sur
veying her from top to toe, "you are a
little over-dresacd lor your situation,
Patty : but ot course you have some
plainer clothes in your trunk when it
The stranger lifted a pair of grave
blue eyes to tho tall form, girded
around with a towel, who was vigor
ously wrestling with the claws of a
stupendous lobster at the table be
yond. "Do you keep a man cook, ma'am,"
Mrs. Meredith drew herself up.
Certainly :iot," said she. "This is my
brother, Mr. Selwyn, who is kindly
assisting me to make a salad."
"liut ho is not doing it right," said
the new girl. "He'll never get the
meat out of the shell iu that way. Let
nie show you, Mr. Selwyn."
And with deft lingers she loosened
the luscious whito fioer from tho scar
let shell iu a manner that made Mr.
Selwyn cry "Bravo!"
"And now, Patty," said Mrs. Mere
dith, I will show you where the things
arc, and leave you to get us up as nice
a lunch as you can for half past two
o'clock; we are expecting my hus
band's cousin from Chicago, and I
want everything iu perfect order."
"I'll finish the salad," said Tom, who
had secretly been observing the pret
ty face and trim figure of the new do
mestic, "now that I've commenced it.
But you needn't look so perturbed,
Patty, if that's your name. I'll be
careful not to get in your way. And
you can ask my sister there if I'm not
a handy 6ort of a fellow around the
Kitty shook her head surreptitiously
at Tom behind t he screen; Tom reso
lutely alloc ted not to perceive the
' Half an hour afterward he came up
lo the dining-room where Mrs. Mere
dith was arranging her best lilac-aud-gold
"Kilty," iid lie, "she's a jewel! A
gem of the first water! Depend upon
it, she's not always worked in the
kitchen! I quoted Shakespeare npro?
p03 of something or other, I don't re
member what, and she recognized the
grand old words at once her eyes
brightened, and you should have sceu
the color come into her cheeks!"
"Quoted Shakespeare!" cried out
Mrs. Meredith. "To a common kitch
"I don't believe in high life below
stairs," said Mrs. Meredith disdain
fully. The lunch came up at half past two,
in perfect order, but no cousin from
Chicago arrived no depot hack rolled
up to the door.
"How provoking!" said Kitty.
"Miss Meredith must have missed some
essential connecting train. . Charley
will bo so vexed! But, however, I
don't so much mind company coming
in at any time, now that I have got
such an excellent girl!"
The'dinner of daintily-roasled quails
and a ra obit fricassee, with a dessert
of custards and jelly, was duly served
at precisely seven, at which hour Mr.
Meredith himself bounced itihot and
flushed with the haste he had made.
'Where is she?" cried he. "
"Where is who?" cried Kitty.
"My cousin from Chicago!"
"Oh!" said Kitty. "She has not
Mr. Meredith drew a lon ih of
mingled regret and relief.
"Then, atter all," said he "it's not so
"What is not so unlucky?" petu
lantly demanded his wife, "My dear
Charles, you are expressing yourself
altogether in riddles."
"That I forgot all about the oysters,
and the zephyr wool, and the servant
"Ycs forgot. Isn't that plain Eng
"But you didn't forget," remonstrat
ed Mrs. Meredith. "You sent her.
She's here now, in the kitchen."
Mr. Meredith started. "I've sent no
one," said he. "Never thought of the
girl from that moment to this, I givo
you my word of honor!"
"Then," slowly ejaculated Kitty,
"who did send her?"
"Ring the bell!" said Mr. Meredith.
"Let's have her up! Who knows but
she's one of those regular confidence
women, with an eye to the fo'-ks and
And as he spoke he jerked the bell
cord with some energy.
In a minute or two the new girl
came up, smiling and courtcsying. Mr.
Meredith uttered an exclamation of
"Why, it's Martha Meredith!"
shouted he. "It's my cousin from
And he clasped her in his arms, with
a shower of kisses that made honest
Tom's hair stand on end. .
("I wish she was" my cousin from
Chicago," uttered he, in a stage aside.
Kitty turned as scarlet as a pepper
pod. "Oh, good gracious!" she cried clasp
ing her little hands nervously, "and I
took her for the cook!"
"And I am a cook when necessity
requires it. Cousin Kitty!" said pretty
Martha Meredith, making her peace
with a kiss. "Don't bo vexed with nie
for humoring the jokrj indeed, indeed,
I couldn't help it Aud I will show
you how to make those meringuc3
glacees, and the Neapolitan creams, to
morrow!" And they all sat happily down to
gether to- the roast quail and fricasseed
rabbit and Kitty and Margaret went
together to the Intelligence bureau on
the morrow and established a Milesian
damsel in the kitchen, who was not at
all incongruous to her surroundings! .
And Tom leaned over his sister's
shoulder, and whspered waggishly :
"Didn't 1 tell you she was a gem or
the first water?"
Putting together the facts that Ste
phen Denaro kept seven pistols and
live guns in his house, on Edisto Isl
and, S. C, that his favorite theme was
the untrustworthiness of circumstan
tial evidence, and that four men have
been murdered in his neighborhood
within a few years, the officials con
cluded that his arrest was proper, al
though there is no direct proof of his
Our Temperance Column.
EDITED BT THE WOMAN'S CHRISTIAN TE11
' For God, and Home, and Kativo Land."
the Public Library
Is now kept in the offlce of Will S.
Wise, and will be open for the loaning
and exchange of books every A ednes
day and Saturday afternoon, from 1 to
3 o'clock, and on Saturday evenings,
from 7 to 9. 44tf
Said tipsy John to his railing wife.
As staggering home at night,
Overcome by the might of beer and gin,
He came in a woful plight i
"Don't bo so hard in your charges, love ;
I'm a little to blame, 'tis true.
But give the devil bis due, my love.
Oh, give the devil his due."
His help-mate gazed on his wavering form,
As vainly he essayed
To retain his seat In a treacherous chair,
And readily answer made :
"To give the devil his due. my love.
Is perfectly right, 'tis true ;
But what would become of you. my love,
Oh, what would become of you?"
Microscopic examination has shown
two things clearly with reference to
the action of alcohol n the human
system. 1. Its effect on the blood.
Dr. Harriman in a aeries of ex
periments in Boston showed that
alchol produced these among oth
er essential changes in red blood
corpuscles. It acts specifically en the
coloring matter, making it colorless.
It distorts and in some cases wholly
breaks up ho red corpuscles and pro
duces a parasite vegetation in the fluid
of the blood and hydro-carbon sub
stances can readily be detected by the
microscope. In throwing upon a screen
magnified corpuscles, both of healthy
blood and that which had been sub
jected to action of alcohol, the differ
ence was marked and striking. The
effect of the alcohol, was thus shown
to be destructive of the very life cur
rents of the body and, of course, hav
ing a deteriorating effect upon the
But as the vigor and tone of the
bruin is largely dependent on the puri
ty of the blood with which it is sup
plied, it is manifest that the effect of
alcohol would be deleterious to the
brain and to all mental action in pre
cise ratio to the quantity taken into
the system. Recent investigations
have mado it clear not only that alco
hol is bad for the brain, but that it is
specifically on the brain that it does
its most harmful work. It is some
times said of the drinker, the liquor
has gone to his brain. That is precise
ly where all liquor goes, not as a sani
tary or tonic agent, but as a steadily
and scientifically destructive agent.
Rev. Joseph Cook, in a recent lecture,
traces very cleverly the direct effect
of alcohol on thebraiu. He says: "As
all chemists admit, tho local affinity
of alcohol is for the brain." This is
in entire accord with the highest med
ical authority. Dr. Breckwill quotes
Forbes Wiuslow as having testified be
for a committee of Parliament, that
the liquid dipped from the brain of an
habitual inebriate can be burned. Dr.
Kirk mentions a case in which "the
bui liquid of a man who died in in
toxication smelt very stiongly of whis
key, and when some of it was taken in
a spoon and a candle put beneath it,
the flame burned with a lambent blue
Alcohol then acts directly and dis
tructively on the brain. That means
it kills the man in the upper ranges of
It may work slowly, wel-lnigh im
perceptibly in its hardening and dead
ening effect, bat it surely goes to the
brain of all who use it, it surely weak
ens that brain, and if taken in sufficient
quantity will as certainly destroy Rea
son and Conscience, as it will destroy
the body. Indeed, it has been shown
that it acts first on the reason and
conscience and afterwards on the body.
It benumbs and confuses the drink
er's brain, before it makes him stagger,
or puts him to sleep. He is garrulous
in a partially dethroned mind, before
he falls into tho gutter.
There is a corollary to this scientific
fact. Of course these experiments are
made on the brain3 of inebriates. But
the logic'of them goes farther back,
and infallibly points out the peril of
moderate drinking. If alcohol goes to
the brain te work destructivly,it will
do its work in tho exact ratio of the
amount of it. Proof alcohol will work
faster than that which is diluted, dis
tilled liquor faster than fermented;
but each will de its utmost to break
down the man. Brandy will skoot the
drinker mos.t swiftly to tho grave.
Bat wine will slowly and scientifical
ly, according to the amount of alcohol
it contains, work toward the same re
sult. If the conclusions of these doctors
are correctly drawn, they overturn to
tally and forever the idea advanced by
moderate drinkers, that wine and beer
are wholesome, but whiskey is ruin
ous. The difference is only one of de
gree. A further argument for total ab
stinence is herein suggested by the fact
that the tasto for diluted alcohol is tho
precursor of a taste for purer alcohol.
The moderate drinker uses wine for
its alcohol. It is the alcohol effect he
prizes. It will lead him on to seek
more of it. But even should this not
be the case, out of kis wine be can in
the course of years distil alcohol
enough in hi' brain to weaken intel
lectual action and deaden moral sen
sibility. Thus science points the way
of the bible when it declares the un
wisdom of the man who allows cither
wine or strong drink, either fermented
or distilled liquors to deceive him.
The Chinese say that a drunkard's
nose is a light house, warning of the
little water that passes underneath.
The Irish say that a drunkard's nose
i like a valcano, because of the erup
tions of the'erater.
Tke Comic Side of Intemperance
Life has it3 sunny side, its ehady
side, its money side, and its funny side.
The teruperanco idea has become aa
institution, and presents various phas
es, one of which is seen from its com
ic side. . When the drunkard on his
back feels upward for tho ground,
when he goes to the pump to light his
pipe, when he attempts to walk on both
sides of the street at the same time,
when he endeavors to keep h:s spirits
up by pouring spirits down, when he
refuses to drink water because it has
a flavor of sinners since the flood, when
be counts the strokes of the fire bell
and swears it is fourteen o'clock, we
are forced 4o laugh, although Consci
ence utters her protest, and, as Princo
John would say. it seems "like whist
ling at a funeral."
The tone of voice, the speech, the
gait, the attitudes of the toper, are ir
resistably ludicrous. lie is ready to
fight or to shout,- and sometimes the
hidden secrets of sobriety leak out of
that fissure between his chin arid nose,
so that we often hear men exclaim:
In vino Veritas which means, "when
the wine is in, the truth comes out."
The drunkard is often a jolly fellow
and has a good share of mother wit,
and that makes him a magnet of at
traction in the bar-room. Gough used
to sing a song well, and tell a good sto
ry, and he was one of the most i.opu-
lar drinkers of his "ay. Liquor-venders
could well afford to furnish such
customers with "free drinks." They
are the landlord's pets; they draw full
houses, and givo an air of jollity and
happiness to the tralllc.
"Why," said a physician to his in
temperate neighbor, "why don't you
take a regular quantity of rum every
day, set a regular stake that you will
go so far and no farther?" "I do," re
plied pimple-face, "but I set it down
so far.'I get drunk before I reach it.'
We see the bead on the whisky wit of
Sometimes the laugh comes in at
the expense of the drunkard. His odd
reply to a straight-forward question,
his strange comments on the words
and actions of others, his awkward re
sponse to something said or done, may
make him the laughing slock of the
whole community. George Ilaydock,
the ex-wood sawyer aud ex-drunkard,
was iu the habit of saying things as
sharp as the teeth of his saw. He was
making a temperance speech one Sun
day on the dock, when one of his. bib
ulous auditors interrupted him.
"Shut up !" said George.
"What for?" inquired the toper.
"Because you are violating the law."
"How is that?"
"It is unlawful to open a grog-hole
on the Sabbath."
How can we account for the feeling
of mirth which follows the idiotic per
formances of drunken men and wom
en? Is it not partially due to the fact
that we look for dignity, discretion
and common sense in a man ; but when
we find the opposites of these attrib
utes, we are jostled out of the rut of
propriety by the suddenness of the con
trast, and are forced to laugh,' "like
tip9y joy that reels with tossing head?"
We see a human being, endowed by
his Creator with reason, judgment,
taste, imagination and conscience, vi
olating the laws of his nature, cloud
ing his intellect, and debilitating his
body. He was created a little lower
than the angels, and he sinks a good
deal lower than the brutes. He was
mado to stand erect, with his face to
wards the stars; but he cannot stand
at all, and his face is in the dust. He
was made eloquent of speech; but his
tongue fails to perform its functions
aright, and staggers under the load up
on his brain.
lie was made to think, and the or
gans of the head were the grand jury
to render verdicts in all questions com
ing up before the throne of his judg
ment; but he shows less wisdom than
the mere animal, whose instincts leach
it to turn from alcohol.
We laugh, in spite of the protests of
taste, of humanity, of conscience, wo
laugh, with tears in our eyes, at the
comic side of drunkenness. We look
at the outside; we listen to the gibber
ish of the drunkard, forgetting his re
sponsibility, his awful fate, tho dread
ful evils which creep out of the cup he
puts te his lips, and we laugh until
we are swept from the moorings of
our own good sense of propriety.
Toast at a wooden wedding: "May
the children all bo chips of the old
Palatable Medicines. Aycr's
Cherry Pectoral is a honej'ed drop of
relief; his Catharic Pills glide sugar
shod over the palate; and his Sarsa
parilla is a nectar that imparts vigor
to life, restores the health and expels
disease. Waterford (Pa.) Adverts-er.
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