: 1 ,r T THE HERALD. All Sorts. fa ono "of Uip cruiuarica lu Orizav. lignrvs ehor tlwt Uie Ameileaapeople ra driii king lew whisk j and more boor. Why Dol make jecfacles of mien? Then a man can get Lis iaiuglass cheaper than aver. The memorial -window to Dr. Living itono it alarnt to bo placed in Wiatmin ater Abbcj. France has appropriated thfa jear more money than usual for the encouragement of too nae art. An Englishman named Putton Laa writ ten a book on music It will bo called 'Putton Aira," probably. A milkman was very mad because tome ono bought a quart of milk and then told him to "chaik it down." It is stated that the private contribu tions of Tew York city to benerolent ob jects this past year amount to $2,0)0,000. The Boston Transcript s lys : "Jlystery deepens in every family." Ah; the 1km tonians art; serving LaJi in deeper dishes, ht Th oldest newspaper in the United States Is The Annapolis (Md.) Gazette. Its first number was iuued iu January, 1745. - The Titusvi'.Io (Pa.) Herald figures out that during lb78, about $12,000,000 were lost to the petroleum trade of Pcnnsyl yania. It is no wondcT the Ivy clings so tijht ly to the rocky wall. It piobably makes ho!es to climb by. It has ten drills, you remember. Street railwny cars are shipped from the United States 10 England, France, Germany, lin&tia, India, Australia and South America. There is no mistaking a real gentle men,"' says the New Organs Picayune. When lie approaches a free-lunch table ha always wants a napkin and a chair." The number of condemnations for ciimcs in Prussia ia steadily increasing. In 1878, there were 11,092 convictions; in 1874, 12,844; in 1875, 12,126; in 1870, 13,187; and in 187, 14.84U. . The Japanese tca-p'ant seems to be fa .'figucd, und requires a healthy and vigor ous crossing with plants from India and China lo pi event a deterioration that re mits from too close picking. There ore two hundred seventy-two tel ephone Btations under the direction of the trcrman postoflico authorities. The in struments work perfectly over lines fifty kilometres long say thiity-two miles. A discovery of 90,000 tons of guano has been made near Casma, a town 200 miles north of Callso. The deposit is situated on the mainland, easy of access, and the fertilizer is said to be of excellent quality. "What makes dogs mad?" asks an ex change. Boys. It makes a dog mad as a wet hen the minute ho see a boy with a tin can in one hand and a string in the other, looking for something to tie them to. Rev. Canon Wilberforce, lo a temper ance speech in London, pithily said: People talk about regulating tho liquor traffic: they might as well try to regulate a toothache, ins. cad of having the tooth out." The Tu kish government, by advice of Baker Pasha, is to erect a dozen forts le twecn the Black Sea and the ik-a of Mar mora, and will connect with a chain to Galiipoli, which ib to bo strongly forti fied. An aristocratic papa, on being rc-iucst-ed by a r'.cli and vu.gar young fello w for lennisMon to marry "one of his girls," gave this rather crushing reply: "Cer tainly ; which one would you prefer, the waitress or the cook? ' A package in a basket was left on the doorstop of a cautious Newport woman, who. hating no desire to adopt a found ling took the basket to a hjihs station u,iU tin n found that it contained a twenty pound turkey . "When does the railroad go out, ev ye plac? ' .said a gentleman of the Celtic persuasion to a dapper youth whom he met at the I.ake S..oie station Inst, night. "When the depot conies in," answered the youth, who dearly loved his joke. A little girl in Grotoc, N. Y., put a lot of pop-corn, w hich she had carried in her pocket, iu fo.no milk and ate a poition of it, S!ie b-cnino violently ill soon after and exam-nation showed a small case of Eaint among the corn in the bottoinof the owl. They were playing a gr.me of euchro to gether when Mie casually remarked: "So you take my heart do youf" "Why cci tainly yes" replied he, hurried" glancing into her eyes. And the game was up. Cards, of course A gentleman conucctod with one of the banking institutions of one of our cities, offered a young miss a $5 gold coin as a New Years present. The young lady ex amined the unfamiliar piece furtively, and finally declined receiving it. remarking that she was not to be fooled "with a brass twenty-five cent piece." At a funeral service in New York ono of the members of the choir had a oico so much like that of tho de.id man that his little sou, who could not sec t!ic sing ers, cried out . "Oh, mamma! mamma! tlmts my papa, lie isn"t dead. Ho ltgo homo with i-s to-night." There was not a dry eye in the congregation. The freo rchools ot Par's arc experi menting with a new kind of lok, whose claim to favour rests on a professed union of convenience and strength. This de?k is movable; the pupil dn.ws it toward liim when about to write, and bjing scaled on a chair siightiy inclined backward, he is compelled to sit upright while at work. New oinuibuses, utiilt somewhat in the style of the tram carriage, and drawn by three horses abreast, have made their ap-jarar.c-J in the gi and boulevard. Pans. To nde backward aud forward from the Madeleine to the Bastile in one of thma model conveyances has bec mo a favorite amusement tor those who seek ."mw sen sations ." "An" elm tree of unusual dimen sions was felled on the farm of Mr. Timothy O'Connor, Guclph township. It mcnsuics six feet in diameter at the base, and five feet in diameter at the first spread of the limbs forty feet from the ground. It was cut into ten four feet logs, averag ing upwards of a cord of w ood, before be ing split. The ax given to Mr. Gladstone on his 69th birthday is an exact copy of the American ax lie uses in his woodcraft. The head is of solid sterling silver, weigh ing eighty ounces, and tears the follow in inscription: "Presented to the IU. Hon. W. K. Glads one, M- P., by a few admiring friends." The handle is of ebony. The ax is inclosed in a case of polished oak, lined with velvet. A young m.-m at Woolwich, England, recently committed suicide on the day ap- Cointed for Ids marriage for no discovera le reason, except thtt his affianced had made a trifling objection to some furniture purchased for their sitting-room. The sensitive youth left a note, in which he said: "They will not chaugo the tilings, and it is the means of breaking my heart. My dear, only fancy how I have been waiting for the day for you to be mine, and now it cannot Do, my only and evar true love, forgive me, for I do not know where I am. I would that I were La your e vtr-Ioviug embrace. Your hxolk eaJieaitai Ted." At the cremation chapel lu Gotha, the only public phieo for cremation in Ger many, the remains of one Htier wtie burnt on Doc. 10, in accordance with his last w ill ami testament. Tho burial service of the Protestant Episcopal thurch wo in formed, as prcscrilied by the chtiixh au thorities in Gotha. The body was first conveyed to sort of chapel or hall and plated over a particular pot. A hymn was then sung; a srrnion preached, aud a choral chaafeii by a choir, of boys, after which the body was lowered into the furn ace to slow music, the clergyman pro nouncing the blessing, "liarth to earth" was of course not recited. Friends of th deceased were allowed to make speeches. The vault, a low and narrow apartment, filled with gas previously Jgniteu, was heated to an extraordinary degree. In one hour and a half the coilin and body were consumed. In another two hours the vault had sufficiently cooled down to allow of the mourners entering and collecting the ashes in urns, which were deposited in an adjoining columbarium. In the funeral sermon the clergyman declared that there could be no objections to cre mation on the part of the Protestant church, although it was true that the cus tom ceased and burial took its place when Christianity began to prevail, about thousand years ago. That incomprehensible prejudice of tho masculine gcudcr which inclines a man to stand up all night, rather than sleep with another man, was aptly illustrated by an incident concerning two travelers, who ar rived at a hotel late at night, and very w eary. The landlord had but one vacant bed, and each, persuaded bribed, 6Wore, wheedled and tried in vain to get exclu sive possession of it. The proprietor said they must occupy it together, or not at all. So they reluctantly su. cumbed. One of them, however conceived, while un dressing, a brilliant scheme for rendering the territory untenable by his neighbor, and chuckling softly extinguished the lamp, buckled on a Bf ur and crep, confi dent of success, into bed. Each time his unsuspecting victim turned over or moved toward him by so much as a hairs breadth, he gave him a benefit with the spur. Ho drove him from the middle of the led, and relentlessly puisued him to that un desirable camping ground between the bed-rail and the wall, keeping up even there a brisk skirmishing with his heel which made life a burden. At last, mad with Bleep'cssntMs ami with his legs scratched up as if by an excursion thro' a blackberry patch, the mansmaii sprang up and went for Lim, roaring out in his pain, "I say stranger, if you was a gentleman, you'd paro your toe nails." There died one day, ncarOswego, Kan., an aged and eccentric man named Alvin Harmon. Ho was about 73 years of ag and was a cousin of Ex-President Harri son. In 1840 he was a promising young lawyer of Boss County, Ohio, aud stump ed the State in the interest of his cousin , "Old Tippecanoe." Several years there after he quit the practice of law, and took up the stuily of medicine. Luter he be came eng tged to a young lady, and at last the happy day w as fixed for the mar riage. But before the arrival of the eveut ful day the young lady eloped with a stage-driver. Thereupon Harrison became a hermit. Fourteen years ago he built a log cabin, and took up his alxxle in the Neosho bottoms, three miles from town. His nearest neighbor at that time was miles away. He lived alone, and subsist ed on a scanty and unwholesome diet of spoiled bacon. Tho cabin was open and uncomfortable, ana he slept on a simple pallet of straw. Th rcpoit that Cyrus W. Field intend ed to erect a monument at Tappan over the remains of Maj . Andre, thi British 6py, who was executed in 1780, has evoked much bitter comment. Mr. Field says to-day that he doecu'tintend to build a monument, only to erect a simple stone to show where the body was buried. He says the idea was suggested during a visit to" the spot with Dein Stanley. They found a man of 91 years, whose mother witnessed the execution, and by his aid they were able to fix the exact spot of the grave to w .dch the body was removed in 1S21. Mr. Field offered to put up a stone if the d n would wrilo an inscription. The dean has written the inscription, and Mr. Field says he will not be deterred from putting up the slab by any clamor the act may excite. The latest novelty in London is a Tosra Islander, one Mr. Mpopom-ha-ha. He is nearly CO ears of ago, of mild and pre pohsetsing appearance, remarkably intelli gent, and a practical Christian. The cap tain who abducted him had him instruct ed, and so rema kably docile and gifted was he that he is now lecturing. His lec tures are accounts of savage life in his na tive land, aud are said to ba highly inter esting. One great iersonal attraction about him is that he admits that in 1860, when he w as a cannibal of cannibals, he and his family ate a New York mission ary. He offered part of his earnings as lecturer as compensation for this uncanny banquet; but no relative has yet come forward to claim the dividend. Don't point your gun at yourself. Don't point your gun at any one else. Don't carry your gun so that its range includes all your hunting companions. Don't try to find out w hether your gun is loaded or not by shutting oue eye and looking down the barrel with the other. Don t climb over a fence and pull your gun through muzzle foremost. Don't use your gun lor a walking stick. Don't throw vourgun into a bout so that the hammer will strike in the seat and the charge be i. ;trwi in T-nur fctntuHeh. Don't usa your gun for a sledge-hammer. Don't carry your gun iuu cwki-u i-wu t mnj your gun with the hammer down. Don't be a tool. Don't you forget it. The English revisers or Uie authorlzrrt version of the New Testament completed on the 13th of December their second and final revision. The company have held eighty-fiv j sessions, and have ppent 37 days on the work, having begun in June, 1870. The total number of the company is tweuty-four, and the average rate of at teudance throughout has been fifteen. There now remains tho consideration of any further suggestions that may be made by the American company, and. the ad justment of some queotions which have been reserved till the end. A ruralist 6cated himself at a restaurant table yesterday, and began upon the bill of farf . After keeping three waiters near ly an hour employed in bringing dishes to him, ho called ono of them to him, heaved a sigh aud w hispered, as he spread the bill of f. re before -liim and pointed with his finger: 4Mi-ter, I've et to thar, and" moving his finger to the bottom of the page "ef it ain't agin the rule, I'd like to skip from thar to thar." M. Kccordoii, of Geneva, has invented a machine by which blind people can write at once in characters meant for their blind brethren, and in ordinary letters legible wi h the eyes. A wri er in a Paris paper says that he saw it in operation; and a few iu.-ises which he himself wrote with it, without any preparatory study, were deciphered immediately with euprising tap dity. In a mad-house : "So, doctor, poor AI has been put in your hands on ac count of mental alienation?" "Yes, poor fellow!" "Locked up among the madmen, eh! Dear, dear!" "O bless you, no. He has played a considerable part iu politics, and he and I sat and voted together, and o I - could Dever think of putting hini among tie madmen. H isin tv iiut ward." Starred To Death. "It wa3 publicly stafed. in at Ioa t two cf our principal churches on Sunday, that a "lergyman cf a prominent city church, . ministering to ono of our wo Ithy Episco- pal congregations, died latt woe 3c in want ', of the very necessities of life. "s-lWento ) ilna. We add on our ow n anfhority that there are to-day, hundreds of clergymen in thisj country ministering to Protectant congre- gations, who are less for uuate than their j Toronto brothor, in that they ttill live to suffer for the "very necessities of life." For this condition of things they in pait , and the Protestant Church in part are re- j sponsible. It has resulted from an over production of churches and such over pro- d act ion must come under the workings of tho game inexorable laws which govern and affect over production in trade or manufactures. There is not, nor will there be any divine interjiosition to shield them from legitimate consequences. The I'rotostant Church has gone on di viding itself into sects; each one of which must have its representative in every community; each its colleges and theolog ical seminaries, to educate young men tor its ministery until the number has be come too great for the community to sup port. Not only in our cities, but in all our towns and villages is the spectacle pre sented, of churches trying to struggle along under a load of debt, w hich often results ba a mortgage 6ale and loss of the entire property. If not burdened with a church debt many are so numerically small and fin ancially weak, that they are unable to promise a living salary to the minister, or to pay that promised. The minister and his family are starved. The members burdened beyond their ability to pay, the missionary and educational interests of the church languish, its strength and in fluence is frittered away, its whole ener gies exhausted in the effort to keep from dying and its influence as a power for good in the community at zero. Many a church which thinks it Is still alive, is dead and its members are simply sitttng up with the corpse. The right thing for them to do, is to bury it out of sight by disbandment and unite with some other, which has a chance to live and whose chances will be improved by their accession to its ranks. The points of difference which divide the Protestant sects, do not include any of the funda mental principles of Christianity and should not prevent any sincere Christian from finding a home in any church, whose condition and circumstances are such as to give it a right to live and a claim upon the community in which it exists, for a reasonable support. Tho duty of every community and es pecially of the well to do in it, who are always called upon to contribute, is to steadily and firmly discountenance any, and all plniis for new church organizations, or building, until it is demonstrated that the churches already organized, are receiving a liberal support aud there is a surplus to spare lor new organizations. The 01dTimMilTwTlshti. An English writer of a book on me chanical progress pays the following pass ing tribute to the old millwrights, whose distinctive occupation like Othello's, has now well nigh gone. It was very truly remarked that the millwright of fonijor days was to a great extent the s le repre sentative of the mechanical art, and was looked upon as the authority in all the applications of wind and water, under whatever conditions they were to be used, as a motive power for the purpose of man ufacture, lie was the engineer of the district in which he lived a kindof jack-of-all-trades who could with equal facil ity work at the latho, the anvil, or the carpenter's bench. In country districts far removed from towns he had to exer cise all these professions, and he thus gained the character of an ingenious, rov ing, rollicking blade, able to turn his hand to anything. lie wandered from mill to mill in search of work, and was everywhere recognized as an itinerant en gineer and mechanic of high reputation. He could handle the axe, the hammer, and the plane with equal skill and precision. He could turn, l ore, or forge with the ease and dispatch of one brought up to these trades, and he could set out and cut in the furrows of a millstone with an ac curacy equal or superior to that of the miller himself. These various duties he was called upon to exercise, and seldom in vain, as in tho praetice of his profession he had mainly to depend upon his own resources. Generally he was a fair arith metician, knew something of geometry, leveling, and mensuration, and in some cases possessed a very competent knowl edge of practical mathematics. He could calculate the velocities, strength, and power of machines, could draw in plan and section, and could construct build ings, conduits, and water-courses in all the forms and undrr all the conditions rc-juircd in his professional practice. The introduction of the steam-engine, and tho rapidity with which it created new trades, proved a heavy blow to the distinctive position of the millwright, by bringing into the field a new class of com petitors in the shapo of turners, fitters, machine makers, and mechanical engi neers; and, notwithstanding the immense extension of the demand for millwork, r.nd the great stimulus which it afforded to the manufactures of the country, it nevertheless lowered tho position of the millwright, and levelled it in a great de gree with that of the ordiuary mechanic. American Interests in Sheffield. The number of articles of American manufacture and the quantities of agri cultural produce already imported into this consular district are very large. A degree of prejudice cxioted nt first. It was said that American instruments would do well for a time, but they would not last. That this statement was wido of the tiuth is proved by the testimony of large importers, w ho are doing an increas ing business. Still there may be dunger of allowing the quality of articles made to sell abroad to depreciate, as compared with the same that are designed for the home market. Sharp and intelligent critics are watching our productions, and the great importance of keeping up tho quality ot Am rican articles for export lo tho highest standard cannot bo too strongly urged. The English people have been accustomed to articles of a heavy make, but our lighter wures, if really good, w ill win their way to g' n?ral fa vor. There was a prejudice at first against American hay lorks. They wero distrust ed as wanting in strength. But cow that they havo been proved they are ve y much liked. One firm has sold over 2,500 doz. of them this season, and is having ca'.ls for more than they arc able to supply. American scythes and snathes are coming into use, and a large tradt in them is looked for next year. The following are some of the articles and quantities sold, viz.: 2145 dozen locks, 14,G7(5iron planes, 11S5 dozen box wood rules, 2952 dozen hat and coat hooks, 220 dozen hammers, 372 dozen wei-hing machines, 2520 screw wrenches, 230 dozen saws, COO dozen drawer pulls, 1CS0 dozen auger bits, 7511 axes, 4000 braces. 28,000 fret-work saws, 20 tons oil stones, 2400 axle pulleys, 32 doz. scythes, 250 dozen snathes, rakes, glass cutters, &C-, !cc. One dialer has imported goods to the amount of 7,000, consisting among oth er things of locks, spokes aud rims, hubs, brackets, augers and bits, bench screws, tailors shears, sash fasteners, hammer and ax handles, planes, spoke shaves, wrenches, hay forks, axle and frame pul leys. American manufacturers, must, however, expect sharp competition. Al ready some of the articles above named are imitated, at a cheaper rate probably they can be made in the United States and are 8old sj American. Adrlefatron of Tabic Symps. j The recent investigation mine by the Government in regard to the frauds upon tho revenue perjctrated by the sugar re finer, has unearthed the fact that not only has thj country boon defrauded of revenue, but that there i on a!mot uni versd svstem of adulteration of sugars w ith substances injurious to tho health of j all consumers. Bnt these sink almost into insignifi cance when compared with the poisonous compounds palmed off upon the public as "Table Syrups." Prof K. C. Kedzie, President of tho Michigan State Board of Health, has -recently been giving these syrups a critical examination, and reports as follows. "In making my selections for examina tion, I obtained specimens only from those who are regarded as first class tradesmen. If syrups bought at such places are adul terated, we may well suppose that the inferior class of dealers will have no bet ter articles. Some have said, undoubted ly, poor people w ho trade at small groce ries are swindled in theae syrups, but that the respectable class of citizens who pat ronize first-class groceries need not appre hend any such imposition. I determined to follow up,4the respectable citizen," and see what syrups he obtained of "first-class grocers." SPECIFIC HK8CXTS OP EXAMINATION OF TA BUS BTRLT. No. 1. Pure cane sugar syrup. No. 2. Starch sugar syrup, contains some sulphate of iron (copperas), andcon tains in each gallon 107.35 grains of lime. j;0. 3. The grocer called it "poor tuff." I have seldom seen an. article that belter sustained its recommendation; made of starch sugar ; contains plenty of copperas, and 297 grains of lime in a gal lon. No. 4. Nearly purs cane augar syrnp. No. 5. Starch sugar syrup, contains copperas, and 100 grains of lime in a gal lon. No. 0, 7, 8. All made of starch 6ugar, contain sulphate of iron and plenty of lime. No. 9 A starch sugar syrup, contains in the gallon 71.83 grains of free aulpher ic acid, 28 grains of sulphate of iron, and 303 grains of lime. No. 10. Contains starch sugar, cop peras and lime amount not estimated. Ko. 11. A starch sugar syrup. Con tains in the gallon 141.9 grains free sulph uric acid, 25 grains sulphate of iron, and 724.83 grains of lime. No. 12. Contains starch sugar, season ed with sulphate of iron and lime. No. 13. Starch sugar. Contains in the gallon 58.48 grains of sulphate of iron, 83.14 grains of free sulphenc acid, 440.13 grains of lime. No. 14. Starch sugar. Contains in the gallon 80 grains of free sulphuric acid, 33 grains of iron, and 202.48 gTains of lime. A very important element in this dis cussion is the great disparity in sweeten ing powtr between cane sugar and starch sugar, or glucose. One pound of cane sugar has the 6ame sweetening power as two and a half pounds of glucose. In these starch sugar syrups the public is not only treated with compounds loaded with foreign and injurious materials, but they aro enormously cheated in the very thing they seek to buy, viz.: the sweet ness." From the foregoing, it will readily be seen that but a small percentage of the syrups, now being sold, are either wholly or iu part cane syrups but nearly all glucose artificially produced from starch interior in sweetening properties, ami containing cither Bulphuric acid, (oil of vitriol) copperas or lime and in some cases all three in quantities, sufficient to be dangerous to the health of those who use them. lioaiesUc Sparkling Broth, or Bean Soup. Pro cure one quart of small black beans, or white ones will do, apd soak them in boil ing water over night. In the morning fut the beans in six quarts of w ater in a argo boiler, adding some beef or mutton or any kind of cold meats that you may have in the house, first cracking the bones and cutting off the fat from the meat. Put to it one large onion, some nutmeg, and whole peppers. Set it on tho lire where it will simmer nine hours. Then stiain it, rubbing all tho mealy parts of the IcanB through the sieve. W ash the boiler and return tho soup to it to heat up. When served, cut up half a lemon in very thin slices and lay in the bottom of the tureen, pouring the soup, boiling, over them. A wine-glass of claret is a , great improvement. Baked Fifh Take any nice fitfh, loil it, remove the bones and chop coueider able parsley very fine, with one small on ion. Have about as much bread crumbs as fish. Take a pudding-dish and butter it, then lay in a layer of bread crumbs, then a layer of fish, ending with the bread crumbs. Mix your parsley and onion, with salt and pepper, through your bread crumbs. Put lumps of butter over the top, a very slight grating of nutmeg, and pour over it all sweet cream, or very rich milk, till it rises nearly to the top. Bake iu a quick oven till it has a nice, rich brown crust. Chicken Salad. Two chickens weigh ing six pounds, two bunches of celery. Boil the chickens in a very little water; cut in large pieces; dry the celery without washing; take two yolks of hard-boiled eggs, the yolk of one raw egg, and mix them together with one teaspooutul of dry mustard; add slowly half of a largo bottle of oil, the juice of cne lemon, two table spoonsful of vinegar, teaspoonful of salt, little red pepper; put in a cold place just before using; mix it through the chicken; also two hard-boiled eggs cut fine, one tablespoon ful of capers, und six olives, cut fine ; save little dressing for the top. Irish Stew. Cut two pounds of the flank of beef (costs fifteen cents or less) in pieces about two inches square; rub them well with pepper and salt; peel and slice one quaitoi onions (costs five cents); place beef and onions in a sauce-pan, with just enough cold water to cover them, and stew them gently for one and a half hours; then add one quart of peeled potatoes (cost three cents) and boil the stew until the potatoes are soft, which will be in about twenty minutes. Serve at ouce hot. The dish will cost twenty-three cents. Neapolitan Cake. The whites of 15 eggs, oue and a fourth pounds of sugar, one and a half pounas of Hour, three- fourths of a pound of butter, beat togeth er; 11 yellows of eggs, 8 cups of sugar, 4 cups of flour, ball pounct oi uuuer, l rea cup of buttermilk, 1 teaspoon of soda, oue and one-half pounds raisins, half pound currants, one-fourth pound dry cit ron, half cup of brandy, nutmeg. Add one-fourth of the white batter with fruit batter. Bake in one inch pans and ice together in alternate layers. This calls for 3 of each. The Spanish proverb has it: "Fruit is golden in the morning, silver at noon, but lead at night." Americans do not seem to have heard of this proverb, nor to have one of their own experience. Mostly they eat fruit at night, and hence have not the sovereign ideas of it that they would have if they had eaten it at more proper times. They cat it as dessert at dinner. This may be the most proper time to eat dried fruits, but it is not the right time to eat juicy one. The Spanish people learned hir rrovrb from eatinff the very juicy fruits, like oranges. These should be eat- n ?n thA morning, a little before dinner, itr than noon. Early in the day they will, if eaten, prove to bo tho best possible medicine ror ma umuu. In the Soul i i'i"i.ii.i pnoiic scbo is there are nine hundred and forty uio.e colored cLildrea Uu u wb'te. fiTilfc-i "If - RJ ljf1' PELLS I A NOTED DIVINE SAYS1 THEY ARC WORTH THEIR WEICHT in COLD. READ WHAT HE SAYS:' Da. Txtt s Dear Strt Par teu ymr I have heco a martrr to Dysper:a, Couxipatlou and filea. Laet Spring your Pills ww e recommeuaaa tome; 1 used uieini but with little faiui). I ant now a well iun, have pood appetite, airee tioa perfect, regular stool, pliee KOu, and I have gained forty pounds solid flesh. They aro worth thoir weight In eold. Kit. K. U SIMPSON, Louisville, Ky. TUTT'S PILLS CUBJS SICK HXMB- TU1TSPILLS CCRX DT8PEFSIA. TUITSNLLS Cubs Constipation. TU1TSP1LLS Cvax 1'ile. TUTTSPILLS ClT&B FCVER AM) Aecir TUTrSPILLS Ccaa Bilious Couo. TUTT7SPILLS Cum Kidney Com- FLAINT. TUTTSPILLS Cvax Torpid Liter. Dr. Tutt nas been en gaged iu the practice of medicine 30 years, aid for a long tim was Demonstrator of Anatomy in the Med ical CoUege of Georg ia, hence persons usiuj; his Pills have the guar antee that they are prepared oa scientific principles,and are freo from all quackery. He has Bncceedud la combining in them the heretofore antagonis tic qualities of a tirensrthening,Turffatict and a purifying Umic Their first apparent effect is to iucrease the appetite by causing the food to Properly as similate. Thus the sys tem is nourished, and by their tonic action on the digestive or gans, regular and uealtliy evacuatious are produced. The rapidity with which persons takt on HetK, while under the influence of these pllla, of itself indicates thoir adaptability to nourish the body, and hence their efficacy in curing nervous debility, mel ancholy, dynpepei, wasting of the muscle fllncriHshneesof the liv er, chronic constipa- tion and importing health and strength to the system. A DOCTOR 8AYS. Dr. I. Guy Lewis, of Fulton Ark., writes ; "Ond year ago I was taken sick, a friend argued so trooglv iu favor of Tutt's Pills that I was la dacad to nse them. Never did medicine have a happier effect than in my case. After a practice of a quarter of a century I proclaim them the beat anti-bilious medicine ever used. I have pre-, scribed them in my practice ever since." SUPERIORITY OF TUTT'S PILLS. Thoy are compoundod from medicinal eubn tau ten that are positively free from any properties that can in the least degree injure the most deli cate organization. They search, cleanse, purify, sod invigorate the entire system. Uy relieving the engorged liver, they cleanse the blood from poisonous humors, and thus impart renewed health and vitality to tho body, causing the bow da to act naturally, without which no one can feel well. A TORPID LIVER is the fruitful source of man;- diseases, prominent aineng which are Dyrpcpeia, 8ick-Hoedache, Costiventws, Dysentery, Bilious Fever, Ague and Fever, Jaundice, Piles, Kheumatism, Kidney Complaint, Colic, etc TuU's Pills exert a direct and powerful inflo-; ence on the Liver, and will, with certainty, relieve that important organ from disease, and restore its normal functions. SOLD EVERYWHERE, JMTICE, 35 MTJESAY ST., XTEW TOSSj THE GMcap' Burlington & Qnincy R. S. is Tit IN DIRECT ROUTE BETWEHN THE East and West, RuimiBg Through Cars CHICAGO FROM -TO Council Bluffs, CONNECTING WITH THE Union!Pacific Raiiroatf FOR ALL roiTa IX COLORADO. trroxixo, MOST A' A . SKY ADA. ARIZONA, 1DAJ10, AND T CI BOl'fill C R S TO KANSAS CITY. TOPEIMTCHISOK i St. Josepl AndtheSHOKT LINE to aU 'nts on the MISSOURI. KANSAS & TEXAS, and HOUSTON & TKX AS C hNTKAL RAILKOAUS. Pullman:Palace Sleeping Cars. AND TIJE CELEBATED C, B.:& Q. DINING CARS. BY TIIISTTiOUTE i ii ;,irn.m.itirin ahnut rut a of fare Will be cheerfully given by applying to C. IT. SMITH, TraHl Manager. James R. Wood, Ks't, Chicago MIKE SCHNELLBACHER, BLACKSMITH HORSE SHOEING, AKD WAGON EE PAIRING All kinds of FARM IMPLEMENTS mended Neatly d- Promptly :0: Horse, Mule& Ox Shoeing, In short, we'll shoe anything that ha? four feet, from a zeura to a uiraue. Cotne and see us. -NT-rTTW SHOP, on Fifth St.. between Main anil Vine StrePtj. Just aoross the corner from me k t orricR. " ROBERT DONNELLY'S AND BLACKSMITH SHOP. Wagon, Buggy, Machine aiul Plow re- pairing, ana general jooomg I am now prepared to do all kinds of repairing of farm aud other machinery, aa there is a good lathe iu my shop. PETER RA U EN, The old Reliable Wagon Maker has taken charge of the wagon shop. He is well known as a NO. 1 WOKKMAN. Kew Wains and Bucslea made to SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. SUop ou Suth stret opposite Stretght's SUble KEEN AX & GISACE. Retail lm Mm. CIGARS AUD TOBACCOS,. PIVTTSMOUTII - - STE13. Also Billiard FLall and Saloon on Main street, four doors from Sixth at Neville's old ilace. Store and saloon on Main St. two doors east of the Tost office. BEST BRANDS OF CIGARS, ALES, WINES, tf-C, AT BOTH PLACES. neueuberThe Xameand Place. 841y Keenan & Grace. HENRY BGFCK OEALEIt IN Furniture, SAFES, CHAIRS, KTC, ETC., ETC., Of All Descriptions. METALLIC BURIAL CASES WOODEN" COFFI1TS Of all aiz, ready made and sold hea (or cash. With many thanks for past patroa a e. I iavl Invit all to oll and examine ray LA HUE STOCK OF iOtt. FFHXTt'HE AKU COM 1 S -s o sr 63 a- in ttf ftf 3 2 c so a. C CO 3 Si 3 O ' 2 - 2 CD O B CO 5s i urn o sr 3 I d ?3 r5 9 25 3 - sa C to C S3 " T -4 rai 2. a a. m: i hri sit f ! (U CO GO CD 3 ' c a ?5 3 ri 2 r 57 I A. G. HATT UST OPENED AGAIN. New, Clean, Firtt Class Meat Shop, on Mala Street In Fred Kroehler's old stand Everybody on hand for fresh, tender meat. 8yl.G THE OLD RELIABLE. CONTINUOUS ALL-KAIL KOU1 E I NO CHANGE OF CARS! ONE E0AD, ONE MANAOEMENT! t Pittsburg Harrislmrs, Baltimore, Washington, PMlaflelpMa & New Tori Great Short Line T1 VIA NEW YORK CITY. Reaches all Points in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Pullman Palace Cars ON ALL EXPRESS TRAIN8I MAGNIFICENT CARS EQUirFBD WITH THE CELEBRATED WESTINGHOUSE AIR BRAKES . AXD Jannej'i New Patent Safety Tlatforiu and Coupler. Elegant Eating Houses WITH AMPLE TIME f OR MEALS. THREE EXPRES TRAINS LEAVE CHICAGO AS FOLLOWS H.OO A. W. SPECIAL FAST EXPRESS EX CEPT SUNDAY. Withthe popular Vestibule Sleeping Car Reaches Pittslmrph. 2:30 a. m. ; Ilarrinbiire. 6 -45 p. m. : Iioston. 6 :15 a. -in. ; Laltl more 6 .30 5:15 2. M. Atlantic Exp. (Dally) With Drawing-Room and Hotel Car. Reaches Pittsburgh, 12 :15 p. ni. ; Harrisburz. 103 P. m . Philadelphia. 3 :35 a. m jNew lorW 6 5 a. m. : Special Philadelphia Slcepin? Car on this Train, which remains in depot unul 7 :3 a. m.. affording Ph'ladelphia passeugers a full night's rest. 9:10 P. M.NigUt Exp. Except Saturd'y. With Drawing-Room Sleeping Car. Reaches Pitt-bunth 7 .30 p. m,; Harrfsburfc. 33 a. m. ; Baltimore. 7 :45 a. in.; aahlnpton 9 ?5 a. in. Philadelphia :30 a m ; New ork. To -33 a. m : Boston. 8 -.40 p. m. Through more and I'waaUii.gtou keepm Car on this Tnvin. FARE A AS ANT OTHER 1.1 XB. tr-THroucli Tickets for Sale at nil .frlnelp!.! WAYNE A PENNSYIAMA LIN L. F. R. MYEKS. 48ly G. & Tick Aet CHICAC'- rW i 3fTri- j 1. 1 a rr.A 111" WW I $i.vy .11 T-K-E - 37 i 5USP?V In workmanship Is equal to a Chronometer Watch, and as elegantly finished as a flrst-clas3 Plarto. it received the highest awards a the Vienna and Cen tennial Expositions. IT SEWS ONE-FOURTH E AST ER than other machines. Its capacity Is unlimited. There are more WILSON MACHINES sold In tho United States than the combined sales of all the others. THE WILSON MENDING ATTACHMENT, for doing all kinds of repairing, W8THOUT PATCHING, given FREE with each machine. A Certificate is given witn ach Machine, guaranteeing to keep it in repair, free of charge, for five years. It requires no special instructions to learn how to uso it. Satisfaction guaranteed, or no pay. Machines delivered froo cf charge anywhere In the United States. Send for Illustrated Catalogue, and ask for sample cf mending, end our Circular No. 197 for further Instructions for buying machines upon terms stated in the Catalogue. wanted. WILSON SEWING MACHINE GO. 827 & 829 Broadway, New York; Now Orleans, La.; Cor. Stato and Madison Sts., Chicago, U's. ; and San Francisco, CcK CLAHTS PATENT POST HOLE AUGER. Points of superiority over the old Btylo It will bore faster in alT conditionp of soil, will bore through Soddy Booty, or Trashy ground "without the help of any other tool, can be used to enlarge a liolo already bored. Sizes made for Post Holes, Hedfire Plants. Grape Stages, avd Hop Poles. MAlTuTACTTTRED BY SEMPLE, BIR3E & 00.- slOTlTC rJL TV ft A L TSTPTE. MESTS AST H AKDWARM SPECIALTIES, Hl3 9 Main Ht., St Louia. Partita answnrlnK tbia a4rar tiaeiucnf, plfiuie utta ia Vt papct tLej read Ik IP. lia3 come fl-" o Will And he has brought the finest line of Dress Goods, Staple Goods, Fancy. Goods and TS otionsyou ever saw. r sayajottlBBBBg f gBcBa' ies bj tlBeacpe5bots aand Me till yoni cass94 Eet laats aBBl caps tM Spring and Summer Goods ever and ever so cheap Now is your chancohound to sdl aud undersell anybody. 11 ury up. I want to go Ea-it again next month. WARRANTED WATCHES ONLY S3 EACH. S322 7 A BANKRUPT STOCK OF WATCHES, Warranted for Our, Year. Thin bankrupt stock must b rlrwrl out in IX 1i". Tiiy tvi. ftJMl of lsfuftioii. '1 mrt vAT - attention to Uteaa to fJJ.uu eacn. WARRANTED WATCHES ONLY cm i. z. n T DICK STREIGHT'S LI V FRY, FEED AND SALE STA BLES. Corner 6th and Tcarl St. BOUSES BOAKDKD BY THK DAY, 1TEEK, OU MOXTI1. HORSES BOUGHT. SOLD OE- TBADBTJ. For a Fair Commission. TEAMS AT A EE HOIKS. Farticular atteution paid to Driving and Training TROTTL1C STOCK. S2500 A TEAR. Agentt wanted. Bsl ImI timate. PartleJara frte . Airwia.WOBTBAC.,BVUi.M erFiT-n Trr, i&zjzw rrrrs r-"rr- i THE "WELCOME" SULK! mam HAY RAKE. It discharcre3 itself, and thus eaves almost tbo entire labor ot the operator It is an invalua , Ol implement to e very farmer. Description will be Bent to parties appl ying, who will pi east state in what paper they read She advertisement. Semplo, Birgo & Co., 13 SOUTH MA IN 6T ST. LOU IP FA v n 4 lioiu?. (it itr itver'rt c-iim tl rtpf-u fine, all one M KreTK'i iiiaMtifa'-mr.. th ui'v'in-iii of ,1 wlilfh -in:;wfll ki'iiwn t!:-.rl'l oror tot thflr Hu li uihli. Tin y ere uscl on railrxW an.) M- iiiIm.u . n her ncpi'initi limn is r-'iii ri J. unl ifivi- en). wr- limk i.t 11, a i2. i V"ut-ti tut only J.OO, fl anu warnclra one .r-nr lor time. Cim ivsvn. o., .V"v?l, 177. The Waltfn Inipnrthi!; Co. is n;i fM 'tubliiiel ami vi-ry rcliubiu liuuse, and we cL'-rfu'.ly riipiinpii(J tiieno. livdwuTi l'ir. After th HoRiir of n!a of this Imnkrni't twk of Watched, whi h will ronunm? 50 itats from if.ne of Uj is par'. " rrter ill be lille'i at itian ri." Pitch : j.lfae send your order at ciio-. Witu rarli Wau h wi furnish our sprinl warrnutM' " n yetr Tor umirate (line. We will (' rviaril tl.i' atr-h .roinin lv on reo-ipt ol "3.00. or wi;i wild C.O.U. if cu.toiniJfl ifesire anl remit on nf-f-oiint. A rirlrt-xi ll onlvra to Hnllfn Imrxrlli:ir "-. I HO KLU STIIKET, t IN I 1.S.I I I. ( ). n KPrrrf.ATOTlS i VV rail trtit-!i!ar Vfatcli, as Uiey 8li readily ut fioiu $il.K 1 13 EACH. IH? STIIE1GUT 311LIEH, Harness Manufacturers, SADDLES l;ltIDl.KS, OI.LAl:s. and all kinds of lurncss stock, constantly on hand. FRUIT, CONFECTIONEY, AND GPwOCEItY STOKE, NVTS. CANDIES, TI1AS COFFEES, SUOA1CS, TOHACCOES, FX.OCB. AC. Itoinwiil'r the nvi opixjit E. G. Doyey'a on Lower Main Street. 21-ly STREIGHT rfr MILLER. f W m ft mi Mirpnln. fuUt ataotntly and momKly I I II I I I nilcafwl. trntmUm; Bblviiv. uu.f. I I r I I I Ittlfariwrtwiv In Cm... VI lUlll lot W mhlnrtoo Si. CUm.j, lit.