THE HERALD. FU BUSHED EVERY THURSDAY AT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA On Vine St.. One Block North of Main, Corner of Fifth Street. L&BMm fiRrri.ATiosr ok ax PAPKUIX CAM COISTV. J arm. In Advance: Ooe eopf , yenr. ......... $2.0 Vne oopv. six month 1.00 One copy, three months 60 HI T? TI TH I) AT F L i!i 1J ill it li JJ lc yr- s A II v r it r I M I x KATKN. bl'ACK. 1 v. ; 2 w. ' 3 w. ! I ni. ' 3 in. ! rti. j 1 yr lsqr... -r-i . I " v H io..r.' ' JSHII..! I ."tO '.IM ;7.V .'." "ii l(Mi0 Hit1 3 sijn .1 'J(Mj 2 7.V 4 Mi I 4 ;. fi ..J! fl (Hij ?01C 'ci'l.. r (M) s (Mt Ioik) lvnci ;(inn ;sii' . S !..! 8 no ! 15 '! I h i" om (Hii Wl U 1 Col . . . ' 15 Oil i t.m- 21 (H! i'6 . 4') 00dM)(i K t; .-AlI Advertising Mils dne fiiiarterly. C fTTransie lit adveillscnimU miifit be p.V (or in advance. JNO. A. MACMURPHY, Editor. "PERSEVERANCE CONQUERS. (TERMS: $2.00 a Year. VOLUME XIV. V PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1878. NUMBER Extra oi.plos of the IlK.HAf.n for salo by .1. i . Younir. rosinPtfi" news depot, ami O. F. Joiia son.col tier of Main and Fifth Streets. PIEBT National Bank T rLATTSMOUTH. NEBRASKA. icocmaoR to TOOTLB, HAXXA A CLARK JOIK FlTlOIBlLD.. K. o. Pot it A. W. M'-I.AUCRLIX. 49XH O'KOCHII , President. Vice President. Cashier. ..Assists t Cashier. This Punk it now open for Tmslnes at their new rnoni. corner Main and Hlith st reU. and prepared to transact general BANKING BUSINESS. , Bo4s, Qold. avraMnl and Local BOUGHT AND HOLD. isvotti Rtceitxd and InUrett Alio ic ed on Tim Certificates. A v.ll.hl. In jt nart of the United BtMes and In ail the Principal Towns an Cilice of Kurope. AGENTS I'OR TUB CELEPRATKD Ihhan Line and Allan Line OF HTKAHKBS. r"o wlshlnx t brln out their friends from Earos- can rCSCHUS TIOSFTH FROM CS T Ik r K h to PlattMUsnth A. Schlegel & Bro., Manufaeturers of iriisrEJ CIG-ABS, And dealers la FAJICT BMOKR3 ARTICLE'S, KMOKING and CHEWIXO TOBACCO'S. HiwetjU BSAKDS and alien of CIGARS made to orar, aad satisfaction guaranteed. Cijar Upploga sold for smoking; tobacco. Stain t. oae dooi irmt of Hiuntlor. Tlouse. PLATTSMOUTH, Neb. lOIy Excelsior Barber Shop. J. O. BOONE, SftWn Street, opponite Saunders House. t H 1 V I Mi AMD snAMPOOlXO Eknrial attention given to CUTTIKff CHILDREN'S AND LA DIAS IT A I II. CALL AND SEE BOONTK, GENTS, And ret a bonne In a H. HEROLD, dealer to BOOTS. BT OOOL. unosE. IIATS, CAM. CLOT ISA. rCRMISUlXG GOODS, groceries. JEWELRY and ACTIONS. I have a Iwk stork of Buck Glares, of lay own make to be rioted kinds of out at cost. Al COUNTRY PRODUCE taken In esehanxe for O O D Main Street, Corner of Fifth. PLATTMiorrn, - Xkb 30 1 AND MACHINE SHOPS ! JOHN AY JSJJST ri-ATTSMOlTTH. KB.. Jl0paiT9T of Steam Engines, Boilers, Saw and Grist MilU 42 AH AXI KTKAH KITTHtiK, Wrought Iron Pipe. Force and Lift Pipes.Steam baoRes. Safety-Valve Governors, and all kinds of Brass Knpine Fittings, repaired on short none. FARM MACHINEKt SAGE BROTHERS, Dealers In ST O "V IBS, jrrc, ktc, no. One Door East of the Post-Ofuco. Nebraska. PlatUmouth, rractieal Workers In SHEET IRON, ZINC, TIN, BRA ZIEKT,dcdc Large assortment of Hard ana Soft COAL STOVES, Wood and Coal Stoves for HEATING OR COOKING, Always on Hand. Every raatety of Tin. Sheet Iron, and ZJne Work, kept in Stock. UAKING AND REPAIRING, Done on Short Notice. eff-JEKER TTHISQ WARRA XTED ! 3 PRICK LOW DOIVS. SAGE BBS. PROFESSIONAL CARDS SAM, JI. ( HAPJIAX, ATTORNEY AT LAW, And Rollrltor In Chancery. Office In Fitzger ald KIOCK, 19yl PLATTSMOUTH, NEB. I. II. lVIIKKI.F.n A CO. LAW OFFICE. lal Eit:it, Fire anil Life In- surance Aeonts. rlattsmoutli. Ntsliraska. Col lectors, tax-payern. llavt a complete abstract of titles. Buy and sell real estate, negotiate loans, &.. 15yl JA3IF.S K. MOItnisiOX, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will practice in Cass and adjoining Counties ; elves special attention to collections ami alistractsof title. Office with C.eo. S. Smith, Fitzgerald Block. Plattsmouth, ebraska. ny VEO. . H3IITII. ATTORNEY AT LAW ami Real Estate Bro ker. Snecial attention given to Collections nl all mattor nfTpi'tini the title to real estate. omce on 2d floor, over Post Office. Plattsmouth, Nebraska. 40) l. JOHN W IIAIXKH JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, and collector of debts, collections made from one dollar to one thousand dollnrs. Mortiraires. Deeils. ami oth er Instruments drawn, and all county business usually transacted before a Justice of the Peace. Best of reference given it reqmreu. Ofrice on Main street. Went of Court House. 40-yl JOHN W. HAINES. D. H. WHKKLKR. K. D. STONB. WHEELER & STONE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Flattnmoatii :..Xebrsska. J. Ij. JlfCREA, DENTIST, and Hom i:itlilc Phrslclan. Of fice enrner Main and 5th st's., over Herold's store, Plattsmouth. Neb. 21y 11 n MVIXHTOX. niTSICIAN & SURtJKON. tenders his pro fessional services to the citizens of t ass county. Residence southeast corner Sixtn and aK sis. omce on Main street, two doors west of Sixtti, Plattsmouth Nebrajtk. IIt. VT. II. HCIIILIHi.VKCIIT. rilACTLSINt; PHYSICIAN, will attend calls at all hours, nieht or day. Plattsmouth. Ne braska, omce lu Chapman s Smith s Orug Store. 42'y DB. II.IIILIllIBItAM), PRACTICING PHYSICIAN. LunisTllle. Neb. Calls promptly altanded to. Glly . W. t'M TTKB. DENTIST. IMattftmonth. Xrhraska. OfTce on .Main Street over Solomon and Na than's store. :ny T. II. U'lLNOS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Practiees h, Sa'in- ders and Cass Counties. Ashland, Nebraska. C 1 1 A IS I.ESJW A R It KX. Tonsorial Artist. PLATTSMOUTH XURItASKA. Place of business on Main St.. between 4ih and Mn stret-ts. ShainMine, Kliatiiig, chil dreu's hair cut tint;, etc. etc. 191 j' HUIHiAUD HOUSE, D. WOO DA II D, ... rrop. Wrcplngr Tt'atcr, A'd. Goad aeeotnnwdations and reason ahlv charg- A i;rod livery kept in connection with the house. Cyl PLATTE VALLEY HOUSE, JOIIX llOH. PropHetor. THE OLD ItELl AULC SIOI Si:. Good accommod.it ions for F.irmers ind the traveling public. UuardSl per dav. Meals 2oc Entirely refitted and re-furnished, and fanners are request ed to call and sret a uieais rtnu teu ior ei.00. m3 SAUNDEKS HOUSE. S. Q REG OR T, - - - Proprietor. Iocation Central. Good Sample Room.. Every attention paid to guests. 43m3 Plattxmocth. ----- Nkb LE Nil OFF BONNS, Morning Dev." Saloon ! One door east of the Saunders House. Tc keep the Iicst of Beer, Wines, Liquors & Cigars. 3Jm9 Constantly on Hand. COMMERCIAL HOTEL, LINCOLN, NEB, J.J. I3IHOFF, - - Proprietor. The best known and most popular Landlord In the State. Always stop at the Commercial. OCCIDENTAL HOTEL. rilEMONT, NEBRASKA, FRANK PARC ELL - - - Prop. Good rooms, good board, and every thing in apple pie order. Go to the Occidental when von vi.it Fremont. 10tl J. G CHAMBERS, Manufacturer of and Dealer In SADDLES, COLLARS. HALTERS, WHIPS ETC ETC., ETC. REPAIRING Done with Neatness! Dispatch. Tllj onlv place in town where "Turlev's pat ent elf adjustable horse collars are sold." 4!m6 PLATTSMOUTH MILLS. PLATTSMOUTH. NEB. C. Hi: I Si: I,, - I'ropilctor. Flour, Corn Meal & Feed Always on hand and for sale at lowest cash i rices. The hiehest prices paid for Wheat and Torn. Particular attention given custom work. AGL.VTS WASTED. FOR THE PEOPLE'S ILLUSTRATED BIBLE HISTORY. Over 100,000 eopiex already Mold. AND OSLY A SMALL VAKT OK THIS COUNTRY CANVAStiKI. TFIK I1KST AND KASlfT HOOK TO SKLL. 'I his work contains an attractive account of th preat events inentioneit In the Old and New Testaments, the lives of the Patri archs, Prophets and Kiiifis : of Christ ami His Apostles, and of the remarkable women and cliilil rea mentioned In the sacred volume, II- H'TItATEl WITH KI.KfS ANT BTKEL KNii RAV INGS. F'or terms, address Ueury ltill PubHwhlufr Co, 2513 Avrwicb, Conn. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. 25 Fsnfv t'arrtss with name. ioc., I'inin or ;oM. 150 ftyles. Act's Outfit 10c, Hull H Co. 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ViiulJ ir.i u"ftXra'ptEfJOii c ..- .n o ir o o r O -'3 T. - c . . . : : : : : : : CO O A H U H a c - ; N cq Fin 1 1 s l n u 1 1 1 h Ten i p era n ce JSillinrd Hall. THE MONARCH HAHOLDciJONES,Props. The above having opened a stricily TEMPEUANCE J1ILLIAIID HALL, en Main St.. Iu the STADELMAXX BU1LDISO Invite their friends and patrons of tho game to come iu and ece them. Cigars, Lemonade and Temperance drinks for ale and none others. O.M2 POOL and TWO BILLIARD TABLES. Remember the Place and Call. 25tf IITI0ATi. 300O - -. -si ?iv it :r3 : : : : : : : . : -St: 2 : r t jT r' i- S 1 : J:- If -sli-i -1- s :ys S ; i' r:: i f i H S i' ; - The Slanflerer. BT MRS. M. A. KIDDEK. Bc-hobl the slandcror On her wny thrtiugh the town! Her prey marked out. The details noted down! With such a glnco FYom out hor cunning- eye. As soema to say, 'Sir, flfriires never lie I The neighbors know. All up and down th? street, Her measured tread. So like a funereal beat I While she, with lengthened facn And dmothercd jfroan, Confosseth sin. But not, alas, hor own! She's loathed, yet soujrht for. Like tho hungry leechl Kept at nrmVleiiRth, Yet ever within reach I Soekinir life-blood. She creeps fim door to door; And, like tho leech. She ever cries for "morel" A ravenous wolf. In clothing of the sheep She now rejoices E'en while othors wecpt Owniutr no creed. Serving no human taws, Henven pluck the lmb From out her aredy Jaws' DR. DOYILAXD'5 PATIEST. BY TIE LEX FORREST GRAVES. "Doctor, he ia determin d not to Ct welll" ''Determined, eh?" Doctor Doviland uttered a lev, med itative wliistlc as lie stood with his hands in liis pock.-ts, ;ippa:enlly m tcntly occupied in scanning the pattiru of tlie tcsso at. d ni u ble 11 or in the vt-stibule. It a 4 pretty Gotl ic cottage, a mil woo on; i f town, with a terraced lawn, a tiny circular fountain, all fringed with water-li it s, and a great walnut tree, whoso drooping boughs formed a sort of na'ural tent above a rustic seat; while in the deep verandah canaries wai ii-u in tneir gilded cages, aud stands of exotic- tossed I heir c rests of pearl and crimsoa to and fro in the sweet-scented summer wind. Mrs. Dilthorpe, alitt:e rose-comp.lex ioned woman, with shady brown eyes. hair .ike the 8 tin shell of a chestnut. and the sort of mouth red. a .d curved. ind din, pled that suggests an over ripe straw berry in a wo :land dell. sloo i jooKing at iiocior .uoviiaiM in a troubled w .v. She was d rested iu white mu-diii, wit a ro. e-coiored .-adi. tud gi'--at earl drops i i her ears; and iltogether s! e v. as pretty and pleasant to looK at, iu no ordinary degiei?. Mrs. Diltl.orpe 1 oked at Doctor Dov iland; D.iitor Dovi aad looked at tiie fl or. "Determined to die, is he?" said the doctor, ml bin.; his n s . "Wouldn't he sit up alt'.l ; yester aj, according to my dir tionsV" "No, doc or!" sight d the lady. "Nor eat a li;tle c'dckea aud wine "No" with tlie tear glitteri-ig in her' udy Lael eyes "not a tu. u hUil of anything." lie's an obstinate donkey!" cried out Doctor Doviland. impetuously "At least." as he marked tho effect his unpsemeditat d words produced, "he is a very opinionated i erson. 1M go to him jitonce. ' And the d -ctor sprang up t-t-ir, two teps at a lime, bic t! in ; v ry short ainl fast, as his f.isai n was when much exci ed. The room was darkened; the lozenge- shaped casements tightly closed. 2sot a breath of sweet summer air stirred the eau de cologne scented at mosphere of the apartment: not a cheerful sound broke the brooding silence; aud for a minute or two Doctor Dovi'and's unac customed eyes could scarcely penetrate the artificial dusk suilicicutly to per ceive a yellow, unshaven face lying among a wilderness of rumed piliows. and two restless hands moving over the coverlid. Well, Mr. Dilthorpe," said the phy sician, cheerfully, "and how do you find yourself this morning " Very poorly very poorly indeed. doctor," groaned tlie patient. "Xobette -. eh?" Doctor,'' sighed Mr. Dilthorpe, "1 daresay you mean well; but its mis taken kindness on your part to delude me with further hopes. I know alrea dy that I cannot get well." You are convinced of that?" said tho doctor, thoughtfully, stroking his chin, as he sat down man easy clum lieside the bed. "Entirely so. Doctor Doviland-" The doctor was silent for some sec onds, and then he suddenly burst out: Dilthorpe, my good fellow, I'm glad vou have discovered this sad state ol thincs for yourself. It is one of the most disjigreeal.de parts of our profes sion to be compelled to tell people that there is no hope for them." Mr. Dilthorpe raised his head rather apprehensively from the pillows. "1'ou agree with me then, doctor, in the diagnosis?" said he, faintly. "I am compelled to do so," said Doc tor Doviland, solemnly. Vou and are both men of sense, Dilthorpe. There is ne use in longer continuing the farce of medicines, diet and pro scriptions." And with Ids cane, the doctor whisked two or three vials off the stand upon tho carpet as he spoke. "I I ;nu not sure but that the tonic might strengthen me a little," remon strated the patient, wincing somewhat at the clink and crash of breaking glass. "What is the uso of artificial stimu lus?" brusquely demanded the dector. 'Xo, no, Dilthorpe; leave Nature to herself. If you must die, you must and all the drugs iu the phuraiacopia will not postpone the fatal moment. In the meanwhile, I will go aud break the news to your poor wife widow, may as well sjiy." Ana wiinout waning tor luriiier ar gument, Doctor Doviland hurried away. As he descended the stairs, Mrs. Dil tliorpe glided out of the pretty little blue and gold reception room on the left, and stood confronting him. Well, doctor, wh.it do you think?'r &he eagerly questioned. 1 Uimk, luauam,' said the doctor, balancing both thumbs in the arm-holes of his vest, "that I shall let him die!" "Doctorl" "Decause," added the disciple of Galen, with a sly tw inkle in his merry blue eyes, "he is determined to die whether or not, and a man jihvays lives the longer for having his own way." "I don't comprehend your meaning at all, doctor," said Mrs. Dilthorpe, with tears in her eyes and a piteous quaver in her voice. "Allow me to explain it to you, said the doctor, taking her hand, and court eously leading her back into the b'ue and gold reception room; "and 1 be lieve I CJin make you agree with me, that he had better die and be done with it." Mr. Ebenezer Dilthorpe's mind grew curiously morbid and disorted under the action of ji disease that was more mental than physical, lie lay among bis piilows, not altogether ill-pleased with the prtstiyt: that attended him asa dying man, although, if he had thought the catastrophe to bo iinnieiliately im pending, he might have seen matters in a different l:ght; and there were times when he wished people wouldn't arree so implicitly with hiiu when he san dolorous changes on tho old strain: "When I nm ifoue when I am goner A little timely contradiction had been fuel to tlie name; but it was all with drawn. .Nobody dissented from him now not even his w ife. It was toward sunset, on the evening of the third day from that on which Doctor Doviland had acquiesced iu his melancholy views, when he staited f.om a brief doze. :it t he sound of voices in an adjoining apartment. 'All to be left to the widow, eh?' said a cheery accent. "Oh, Charley, what :i lucky thing for you! You have always loved her?" Ut course 1 have: returned a voice wliich Dilthorpe recognized as that of his wife's cousin, Charles Castleton. 'Dilthorpe's a good fellow enough, and I ha'2n't a word to say against him personally; Lut he never was half good enough for Agnes!" A wealty widow!" musingly repeat ed Lucy Castleton. "Why, Charley, it would set you up in life." "I shall propose Js soon a? the old fellow is well under ground," said C:ist!eton, gravely. (Here Mr. Dilthorpe bounced in bed. to make sure- that it was a llanuel blanket over him, instead of sods and bhu-k walnut.) And," went n the h artless young miscreant, "she'll have me. of course- "Aggie alwaysliked you," interjected Miss Lucy. "The deuce she did!" muttered our hero, giving another s, asmodic jerk. 1 slia 1 ike her to Europe," s.iid Charley, iii the slow, meditative way wherein one discusses the bright pos sibilities of one's future. "i?he has had but a dismal lime of it lately, brew ing gruel for Dillhovi e, ard bathing his he;id with logne and bay-rum. Now sue snau ...ve ji noiiujiy. poor nine larliwgl I won't enact the selfish grand mogul! We'll keep this cottnge for a summer residence, it will do well enough wit'i :i little alteration a con servatory thiown out at tl e south end ;f the drawing room, and ;v library at tho back. I shall sell off the furniture at auction, and " "You will get out of this, if you please, at once!" roared the voice ol the doomed sufferer, and Charles Cast let n staited to heboid Mr. Dilthorpe standinc, tall and spectral, before him. a la respectable zhost. with a Bheet wiapped about nim, and singer flaming in his eyes. "You may do as y u like after I'm dead: but 1 am not dead yet!" And wearied out T y perturbation of mind, and the excitement of this uir usual ellort, he dropped panting into a cluiir, just as Doctor Doviland entered ut an opposite door. Hello!" cried the doctor, with along whistle. "I thought you were dying:" Lut I'm not dying!" said Mr. Dil thorpe, wrathful!)-; "and I don t in tend to die not just at present, at all events!" "Bravo!" cried the doctor. "I wouldn't, if I were y-.t." And Mr. Ebenezer Dilthorpe kept his word. He got well at once; in fact. Doctor Doviland gravely protested it was the most wonderful and speedy re covery he had ever "witnessed. Do you know, doctor," said Mr. Dil thorpe, the first day lie drove out with his medical iittendant, "I begin to be lieve that that 1 wasn't so very sick after all?" Have you just found it out?" said the doctor. "Didn' 1 tell you so long ago?"' If it hadn't been for that scoundrel CJistleton," said Dilthorpe, "I should have died in good earnest!" "Possibly," said Doctor Doviland- "The mind sways the body powerfully. But that scoundrel Castleton, ;is you call him, was nothing more nor less than a brisk dose of medicine, admin istered for your relief!" ,4Eh!'' cried Mr. Dilthorpe, pricking up his ears. "Then he wasn't in love with Agnes, after all?" He :s to be married to a lovely young Philadelphia heiress next week,'' s;iid the doctor. "It was sill a plot of ours to cure you, nolens vo'evsP And it has succeeded," said Dil thorpe, after a few minutes of medita tion. "But I say, doctor, I shall never give you such another chance." I hoie you will not," said Doctor Doviland, laughing. Effect of Diet on Liquor Drinking. New York 'Iraphic. Charles Xapier. an English scientific man, had been testing the truth of Lie big's theory that liquor drinking is com patible with animal food, but not with farinaceous diet. The experiment was tried upon twenty-seven liquor drink ing persons, with results substantial ing the Liebig theory. Among the more striking instances of reform brought about by a chancre of diet was that of - ffPnliPman of sixtv. who had :i(i.iif.f(1i fn iti.mnprat h.il.it t ; , , , I fp till nt H ! to li io nut Im t-2 1 u i v A A lillli I. I lt I V J V- 1 I ' II I J VU.UUtOU 1. 1 eragingonce a week. His constitution was so shattered that he had great dif ficulty in insuring his life. After an attack of delirium tremens, which near ly ended fatJilly, he was persuaded to enter upon a farinaceous diet, which we are Jissured cured him completely in seven months. He seemed to have been very thin at the beginning of the experiment, but at the close of the pe riod named had gained twenty-eight pounds, being then about the normal weight for a person of his height. mong the articles of food which are specified by Xapier as re-eminent for iintagonism to alcohol are marraconi haricot beans, dried pe;i3, and lentils, all of which should be well boiled and flavored with plenty of butter or olive oil. The various cardeu vegetables ire said to be helpful, but a diet main ljT composed of them would not resist the tendency to intemperance so effec tually as one of maccaroui and farina ceous food. From this point of view, high glutinous bread would be a great utility, but it should not be sour, such acidity being calculated to foster the habit of alcoholic drinking. A like remark may be applied to the use of salted food. If we inquire the cause of ;i vegetarian's alleged disinclination to alcoholic liquors, we find that the carbonaceous starch contained in the macaroni, beans, or oleaginous all ment appe;trs to render unnecessary, and therefore repulsive, carbon in an Typographical Errors. Florence Do Laigne, who recently published some verses on "Autumn" in these columns, writes to ask, "Who is responsible for the typographical errors in the Hawkey e?" Lean down here I lorence, while we whisper in your ear: " sh; nobody is. The ed itor writes so plainly that even a blind man can spell out his words; the com positors are college men who have ed ited papers of their ow n, and they set up the matter exactly as it is written, and correct what mistakes tho editor makes; the proof-reader is a professor of rhetoric and philology in an Iowa college, and never made a mistake in his life; and he corrects what few mis takes the compositors may make; the foreman is a Gottmgen graduate, who has nothing to do but to seo tl:jt the matter is perfect when the forms go down. There isn't ;t mistake in the Hawkey e w hen it reaches tlie press, liut we'll tell you, jis a professional se cret, Florence, how the mistakes creep in. The pressman told the manager, and tho manager told us; it's the irk, i-lorence, its the ink. we pav out thousands and thousands and thous ands of dollars a year for good ink, and we CJin t get an article that won t fair ly measle the paper with typographic- ai eno,s- Turlington iiawiceye. This reminds as of an old gentleman who lost all his front teeth, and had the lmbit of using long and unusual w-ords in the wrong place. When re monstrated with by a friend and told that he did not know the meaning of the words he used, he laid it all on his teeth; asserting that if he only had his teeth as he used to have he could use the right words in the right places. SClillSiXEU'S MONTHLY, CONDUCTED BY J. (J. HOLLAND. The Handsomest Illustrated ilagazine iu the World. The American edition of this peri odical is now dOUF. TISAX 70.000 MONTHLY. And it has a larger circulation in Eng land than any other American maga zine. Every number contains about one hundred and fifty pages, and from fifty to seventy-five original wood-cut illustrations. Announcements for '7S-9. Among the attractions for the com ing year are the following: "HA WORTH'S." a serial novel, by Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnet, author of "That Lass o Lowrie's." 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"No, not twendy-sofen supper, put doo supper for twendy-sofen room I orter," said the little captain, as 1 o came up with his great spouse's wrap0,. An explanation followed. The can- tat rice's room was No, 27, but the slov - aid understood tho captain to mea : twenty-seven suppers, there being jn A twenty-seven members of the troi.j sUiying :it the hotel. Tlie bill was settled. Uoinostlc Kccrpcs. Corn Bread. One cup sour milk, two cups sweet milk, one tcaspoonfe! soda, one teaspoonfiil salt, one half cu;i molasses, two cups meal, two cujw coarse Hour; steam two hours; bak" half iu hour. To remove moth patch s put a tc:- spoonful of lour of sulphur into .1 pii;' of rum; bottle and apply to tt:e spo'. onco a d y for a 1110:1 h. Tney will di ippear someii i.es within ;i fortnight Molasses Cake. One cup i;-.oa:ce- three tabh spoonsful butter, one t ;i spoonful ginger; stir v ry still wit . tlour; one le.ispooiiful soda in one ei;,; hot water. This is good, cold or warn. Cold Fomen!;ition.i are useful b. sprains, but not until the active in flammation ha subsided, and it is in quired to give tone and strength to IL., part. Tiie best way of applying the:.: is to put a thick bandage upon the pat t and keep pouring cold water over it- Pork Cake. One pound of fat 1 oil. chopped line, one pound of raisins, o;i(: of currants, one of sugar, one pint mi molasses, one of boilin.r water, spice t' taste, :i tcaspoonful of soda; mix pork, molasses, sugar, spice, water and soda. flour ai for any cake; last y, raisins ami currants rolled in Hour. Nectar. Squeezp the juice from threo oranges and as many l-'ino'is into a pitcher, add two tumblers of wat.r and sweeten to taste. Then put in plenty f .)OWlk,red ice ,iair ;v teaspoi 1 f , , .. ,,,,,,, 103 utel " n :l. e tu.nLlei (Sherry or Madeiui). b.ir ad 1 onful 1 1' of wine- well and pour out. Graham Gc:ns. Take c ld water v.n ' make a batter of graham Hour, a triflo bicker than for griddle-cakes; salt a little if you like; bake in iron gem pan.i; tlie pans should be well hato I yro the batter is put ir.; bake in a very hot oven about twenty minutes. It wiil improvo them to use part sweet milk, though they are good withou. For Chapped Hands. Sweet ol!, one pint; Venice turpentine, three ounce r, hog's lard, half a pound; beeswax, three ounces. Put all into a pipk.i:, over a slow lire, and stir it with wooden spoon till the beeswax is al! melted and the ingredients simmer, i is lit for use a soon as cold, but ti. j longer it ' ' kept the better it will be. Poor Man's Fruit Cake. One c:; chopped raisins, one cup sour milk, tw j CUI,3 syrup.ouecupbutteror dripping t tesispoonsful soda, two handsf .1 dried apples; soak a 1 11 gh chop line so as to have twe ht in wat r, p line so as 10 nave inu iea caif".- a , . ful, add one cup syrup and let it sim mer down almost dry. Stir quite thici;, then add the f . uit; cinnamon and Ji'1-fpic-j to taste. To Wash Flannel.-Tliey shoul i never be p t into hot water first an i thea into hotter or cooler wa er, but all the waters should be alke, aboi.l medium. Do not let them lie long af ter being wet. When they are wrun. out the last time shike we'd, turn around and shake from every side very thoroughly, and you will find )our 11. m nels nice. You cannot keep '.hem fropj shrinking, but oucan in n measure. Shake it out ag dn suj rjou as the come out of the water.