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1 O. BcH&nrth 0.. Denrr. Ct.- GfnOemm.
Prompted ty a fcllow-fct-lliis; for thosa afflicted
with Catarrh, I wish to aid my testimony Jn behalf
?f BAKrOKD'S KADICAL CHKK FOB CATAHiUl.
have been aorely afflicted with Ih la fearful dlaeaaa
for four yeara,and bare tried every known remedy
without avail, until I boatrht a bottle of tbe abort
CI" UK from you, which Rave me almost Instant re
lief. It being a constitutional ss well aa a local
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a Kadical Cur. for Catarrh.
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rilo It for lone tlme.ajid cored It with two boU
J lea of the above CUIUL About a year afterwards
waa aa-ala taken wltn Catarrh quite eeverely, an4
mmediately Bent for another bottle, which fixed,
re all right, airing me relief from the Brat doae.
am tocndeot that tula remedy will do all that la
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Dearer, Oct. 4, IS73. of Smith at xJoU-
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JTsasrs. J. O. Bomeorth tCo..ZMnrr, OotT Oft'
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ffiirteri with till, dlst-aae. I waa ere at It i
tola as mr testimony to us oeuem.
ery tmiy.
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00 THEY CURE EVERYTHING?
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THE HERALD.
Miss Genevieve "Ward, who lias won a
success in P3rope ac an American ac
tress, second only to that of Charlotte
Cuslmian, landed in New York on
Saturday afternoon, after an alrs?nse
of five years Miss Ward was born in
this country, but never acted here in
public, and isr consequently, as new to
the boards of an American theatre as
if she were a total stranger.
A number of the papers in our State
have had considerable to say about
the re-election of Frank Welch to Con
gress. Some complaint has been made
because no great work has been done
during his career. Whatever may be
said of Mr. Welch as a representative,
the people will certainly give him the
credit of not having had much to say
and too much to do.
There have been no great public works
to be looked after in the great Con
gress, and even if there had been a
dozen members from Nebraska could
have done nothing. Mr. Welch is a
hard worker if he has not been a bril
liant statesman, which is indeed fortu
nate for Nebraska. His work, though
not having been eloquently pleaded in
the halls of Congress, has been private
ly and vigorously arranged with men
who could help him. Niobrara Pio
neer. A City in Two States.
A correspondent writes from Bristol
to the Philadelphia Press: This is
perhaps the only city in the world
that has two mayors and two city
governments, police, etc., and is taxed
in two states. The line be between
Tennessee and Virginia is the center
of Main street, and it gives rise to
many funny scenes, as, for example
the runaway couple need no coach and
four, but arm in arm, step across Main
street, and are wedded, hiejfugi'ive
commits a crime in Virginnia, goes to
the pavement on the other side of the
street, and talks defiantly to the oflicer
on the oppos:to side, who has a war
rant for his arrest. A misstep or a
too bold disposition will sometimes
however, bring him to grief. Several
instances have occurred of a fugitive
being hustled across the Hue by a par
ty prepared, while in the act of holding
such a conversation, and they tell of a
man who defiantly perched himself on
a pilw of store boxes within six feet of
the line, jeering at thf officers on the
other side, bu'.unfoitunately lor him a
law abiding citizen tilted the boxes and
when he reached the ground he was in
the other state.
Quaint Advertisements.
Thoso who neglect to read the ad
vertisements in the newspapers, often
times miss the brightest and uewsyest
part of the paper. Severally or cd-
lectiuely, they suggest subjects for
many a valuable sermon anu convey
more intelligence concerning the com
munity in which the paper is publish
ed, than the best written editorial
While there are many common place
advertisements, there are ;ilso quaint
and curious ones, that always amuse
the reader. Below we give a few spec
imens of this class, that will be read
with interest.
These once appeared in the New Ha
ven Palladium, the following, from
one evidently who had some experience
with that peculiar commodity called
"help." The satire and truth are well
woven together.
anted to Hire. A laJy having a
pleasant tv me. no incuml er inces but a
husband and one child, wishes the dis
posal of some servant who can come
well recommended from her last place
She would prefer one who will be wil
ling to remain within doors at least
five minutes after the work is finished.
She would also stipulate for the privi
legeofgoinr to church herself once
each Sunday, having been compelled
to refu?e the last applicant, who was
not willing to allow her but half a day
once a-fortnight. Wages satisfactory,
if under $10 a week.
She is deeply conscious of ..the utter
inability of ladies in general to comply
with the present demands of servants,
but she hopes by strict attention to
please in all respects. The best of ref
erences can be given ; also a good re
commend from one who has now left
to her the fate of many housekeepers.
Please apply before G a. m.
But a Mississippi paper in some re
spects takes the palm for audacity,
when its own editor and proprietor
advertises a sow for sals, saying that
it is "sold for no fault, except that,
having been raised by a Methodist
preacher, she lias acquired too great a
partiality for spring chickens to be
agreeable to the presant owner.
Here is another, which for morality
(or, rather for the want of it) is real
ly atrocious:
To Rent. A house on Melville
aveaue, located immediatly alongside
of a fine plum orchard, from which an
abundant supply of the most delicious
fruit may be stolen during the season.
Brent low, and the greater part taken
in pi u ins
Some few years ago the Boston Trav
eler contained an advertisement that
had the effect of breaking up the un
seemingly and rediculous custom of
young men w ho were in the habit of
obstructing the passages in front of
one of the churches in that city. The
card read as follows:
A CARD. The Donkey Club, of
this city, would respectfully inform
the public that they have made ar
rangements for an extensive demon
stration, on the sidewalkopposite Win
ter Street Church, at the close of di
vine services on Sunday, the 4th inst-
Mustache, Correspondiug Secretary
and Chairman of Street Lounging
Comrnitteer
The following waa laiely contained
in a westein paper.
Whereas, at particular times, I may
inportone my friends and others to
let me have liquor, which is hurtful to
me and detrimental to society: This
is, 1 1 1 re fore, to forbid any person sel
ling me liquor, or letting me have any
on any account or pretense; for if they
do, I will positively persecute them,
notwithstanding any promise I may
make to the contrary at the tiraa they
may let me have it.
It is evident .that John wrote the
above when he was sober and repent
ant, and meantjto be honest and faith
ful to hinself and others.
The following from a Western paper
will commend itself for terseness in
stating the qualifications de&ired:
Boy wanted. A smart, active boy.
who can read and write, and is not dis
posed to divide thegros3 receipts of the
establishment with the proprietors,
will find employment by application at
the Dispatch office.
Catch" advertisements have latter
ly come into common use very much
occasionally to the disgust of the se
rious trader. These are generalljplac
ed among "Notices" in the city journ
als, or in the coulmns of reading mat
ter of the country weeklies. Many of
them are exceedingly ingenious, and
display no small degree of talent in
their compilation and adaption. An
example is here set in type:
When Anaxagoras was told of the
death of his son, he only said : " I knew
he was mortal." So, when we see a
splendid pair of ladies slippers, we
say, ! know they came from Crispin
Puffer's."
The example given will show that
the art of advertising if not one of the
fine arts is certainly one of the most
useful. In fact, it has become almost
necessary both to buyer and seller.
There ave tnose, however, who have
endeavored to make it in reality a fine
art. Pack wood some fifty years ago
led the way in England of liberal aud
systematic advertising, by impressing
his razor-strap indelibly on the mind
of every bearded member to the king
dom. For Cryst.ilizlng Uralses, Flowers, A".
Dissolve six ounces of alum in one
quart of water, boil until dissolved;
steep the grasses or flowers in the solu
tion while hot. By the time the liquid
is cold, the crystals will be formed; if
the crystals are too large add more wa
ter. Separate the litlk branches with
the fingers, taking off the superfluous
lumps. Fern leaves, oats, flax, and the
long feathery grasses are the most suit
able for crystalizing.
Prospectus of the 9th Volume, 1878-0.
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the progressive and refining influence
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The volume now in preparation,
while it will not suddenly depart from
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will yet present many modifications
and improvements, the result of study
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Examples by figure, animal and land
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cient and modern American or for
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Vncli J! oses' Lesson.
Uncle Moses is the chief executive of
a suburban colored Sunday School, says
the Memphis Avalanche. Last Sunday
raising his black face with its snowy
fringe, he peered over his ante-bellum
"stock" and collar at the little nigs, who
were buzzing like bees in a hive just
under his nose.
"Ordahl ctiilicn, ortiam Dont 'er
heah me, chillen? Leetle Jim Lump
kins, dere, hesh dat talking like a cun-
sterble on 'lection day."
When Jimmie ceased hi3 conversa
tion the chief executive resumed:
"I calls de detenshun ob be school
ter de way youse been a carryin' on dis
bressed day. Wot yer bin a doiu'?
Yer knows! An' de way yer tongues
is a bin a carruscatin is scan'lous."
The black lingers pushed the tall col
lar back and pulled the black chin for
ward.
"Now, I puts it ter yer, an' do you all
lissen, an1 you, too, Lize Millins, I ax
yer dis question. How menny eyes you
chillens got?"
Chorus "Two."
"How menny mouves yer got?"
Unanimously "One."
"Wat does dat mean? It means yer
mus' see twice es much es yer tells.
Now how menny yeres yer got?"
Chorus "Two."
"An' how menny mouves V"
"One."
"Dat means yer mus' heah twice es
much as yer talks. Now, 'member dis
lesson, an' you, Henry Giles, contribute
de papers 'roun' 'fore we jines in prar."
The National Timber Law.
The requirements of an act of Con
gress giving land to settlers who should
plant a certain proportion in timber,
have been modified by an amendment
reducing tne uuuiuci ui iiticu --
planted. The original law required
reducinrr the number of acres to be
.nab loity iieies suuiuu ud jiiauicu
entitle the settler to a quarter section.
The amount was so great that the law
vas inoperative, and has been amended
49 follows: "Every person who plants,
protects and keeps in a healthy growing
condition for ten years, ten acres of
Umber, the trees thereon not being
more than four feet apart each way, on
uny quarter section of any of the public
Sinds, shall be entitled to a patent for
the whole of such quarter section, at the
expiration of ten years, on making
proof of such fact by not less than two
credible witnesses; provided, that only
one quarter in any section shall be thus
srranted." This would require the
plaiit'.ng of i!",000 trees. Within ten
yeaithese would need thinmng, and
tlii1 ye should be provision for that.
Valuable Opinion.
A hitherto unpublished letter from
John Stuart Mill, on the subject of com
bination and wages, has been printed
in England. It i.s dated Avignon, Oct.
4, 1H(W, and is as follows: "The work-
ingmen at present find, or think they
find, that their attempts to obtain Ligh-
ei wages by combination are thwarted
thiough their being undersold by for
eigners; and they are now trying
whether, by including the foreign ope
ratives in the combination, they can re
move this obstacle. This seems to me
a natural experiment for them to try,
and the last experiment of combination
ior wages w hich remains for them to
make; and I desire that they may try it
to the utmost, so that they may be con
vinced that w hatever they cannot ac
complish in that way they cannot hope
to accomplish at all. To the particular
question you ask, the following is my
answer: If combination to raise wages
is confined to a few branches of indus
try, or is only successful in a few, the
masters in those branches are able to
indemnify themselves by raising their
prices. But if there were a 'Universal
trades union,' extending to all indus
tries, this could not happen. The mas
ters would not then be able to raise
their prices. What enables them to do
so now is not their own will to do it, but
the fact that they can remove their cap
ital to other employments in which
wages have not risen, and in which,
therefore, profits are higher; and this
transfer of capital, diminishing supply,
raises prices in the businesses which
capital is leaving. But if the rise of
wages affected all employments equally
no caT ; mii: it could benefit himself by
changing the employment of his capi
tal, and he would be obliged, instead, to
submit to lower profits. Nor do I see
any limit to this, except that if profits
fall so low as not to afford sufficient
motive for saving, and for exposing
savings to the risks of business, people
will cease to save, "and wages will again
fall."
The English r.irtridP.
An t-Cort is being made to introduet
the English partridge into California,
Four puirs of these birds were recently
received from Australia-, having been
s nt in exchange for some California
deer and quail forwarded by the com
missioners. Permission was given by
General McDowell to turn the birds
loose on Goat Island in the bay of San
I rancisco, where there is plenty of wa
ter and cover, and where there are al
ready numbers of quail. The General
also issued an order prohibiting shoot
ing on the Island for two years, so that
the bmla might have a chance to mul
tiply.
Among the marvels displayed In the
jewelers' windows on the Kue de s
Faix, the other day, was an immense
pearl oyster shell, lined with mother-of-pearl
of the. most exquisite smoothness
and purity, and with two large, spotless,
lustrous pearls adhering to its surface,
The larger of the two was about the siz
of a small marble, but slightly elongated
in fomi; the other was of somewhat
smaller dimensions. Four thousand
five hundred dollars was the price affix-
ed to thia beautiful work of nature.
His Klglit Shirt.
Saturday forenoon a little woman
who had come to town in a one-horse
wagon entered a store on Woodward
avenue, says the Detroit Free rress,
where gents' furnishing goods are sold,
and asked if they Vept such a thing as
a man's night shirt.
"Certainly we do," was the reply
s the clerk reached for a box.
"Well, my old man was traveling
down in Rhode Island last fall, and he
heard about 'em, and saw one," she
continued, "and he's been half crazy
ever since to own a couple. Things
have come to a pretty pass when men
have got to have one shirt for day and
the other for night, but Thomas is
rather childish, audi thought I'd git
him one."
"Most all men wear 'em now," said
the clerk, as he opened the box. "What
price do you want to pay?"
"Well, I dunno," she mused, as she
picked up one after another and let
them drop. "I didn't say I wanted one
for myself, did I?"
"Why, no; of course not. These are
gentlemen's nightshirts, madam three
different styles."
She picked up the plainest one, shook
it out, held it at arm's length, and cold
ly said:
"l'oung man, do you pretend to call
this garment a night shirt for a man?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yon do, eh? Yon stick to it that
this frilling, and furblewing, and tuck
ing, and ruffling belongs to a man's
night shirt?"
"I do."
"Then you'd better go to driving a
sand-wagon, young man I" she snaked
as she threw the garment down. "I've
worn night-gowns for fifty-one years,
and if the day has come when a young
moonshiner like you puts on airs to tell
me that I don't know what a night
gown is, my old man can sleep in a har
ness for all the night shirt he'll ever get
me to buy. Good-day, young manl"
An Aberdeen man was telling his
symptoms which appeared to himself
of course dreadful to a Scotch medical
friend, who, at each new item of disor
der, exclaimed, "Charming! Delightful!
Pray go on!" And when he had finish
ed the doctor said, with the utmost plea
sure, "do you know, my dear sir, you
have got a complaint which has been
for some time supposed to be extinct?
I am so glad."
A Ureat Keduetlon in Fricen of
i Ofiaip
uUllb, REVOLVERS, &C.
Prices reduced from 20 to 30 rer cent
Write
for Illustrated Catalogue, with reduced
prices
lor 1877. Adilress,
CHEAT WESTERN GUN WORKS,
01 Smltlitield St., Pittsburgh. Pa. lxyl
E. PARMELE,
SALE, FEED & LIVERY STABLE
On Main street nearly opnofite the Court
Ilouee, Plattsmouth, Neb.
KorsEsfoR Sale.
The buviiiK and scllinir of srood horses made
llie specialty of the business.
New Horses & Carriages,
and gentle horses, for Ladies to drive are kept
at this Stable.
Alwo a earn- all. which rnns to the depot, and
will carry nasseiiKers from any place in town ou
call.
FARMERS CALL AND EJTA2IINE
MY STOCK FOR SALE.
8yl E. PAI1MJEL.E.
JONES &STR0UDS'
II rick Livery Stable,
PEATTSMOUTII, XE1J.
The ld r.ONNEIt STAPLES in Pl.ittsnuiurli
Neb., are now li-a-ied bv .Junes & Ntioiul ami
they are keeping a new and handsome livcrv in
this well known bam. Tbe tinest ami best ol
Horses ami carriages alwavs ready to let.
SADDLK HOUSES CHEAP.
Horses kept for Sale
or lo Trade.
HOUSES TRAINED AXI) IIKOK'E.
ALSO
o uesire TO lrive notice II at we have a I.hvp.
iiaiiosome oncK nam. wnn piemv 01 room lor
horses and wagons. I ean nut 'farmers stock
anl waKous, loads of grain or anvthing all un
der cover, in the dry. Kemeinbe'r this.
Thankintr all old patrons for their many fa
vors, we solicit their trade for the future, sat
isfied we can accommodate them better and do
oetter vy them than ever before. 3-yl.
A. G. HATT,
JUST OPENED AGAIN,
New, Clean, First Class Meat Shop,
on Main Street in Fred Kroehler's old stand
Everybody on hand for fresh, tender meat.
J U V3
and more, by buying a machine that will
latest improvements.
Liberal Terms to Agents.
Sen for ClK-Uac.
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THE
HENRY F. MILLER
PIANO FORTES
BOSTOIST, MASS.
ISED IX TIIC
Boston Public Schools,
Mass. State Normal
Schools.
The New England Conser
vatory of Music .Ex
clusively, TWO AWARDS DECREED
THIS ESTABLISHMENT
13V THE
Philadelphia Exhibition 76
No other Piano Forte house, with one excep
ion, received more than one.
During the Comcrt Season of 187C, '77,
these Piano were used iu Boston and vicinity
in more than 125 concerts.
The season of 1877 and '78 promises a still
greater number to be added to the list.
Notices of Concerts.
"Remarkable for its purity, richness and ev
enness of tone." Boston Journal.
"No fuch instruments have been hard in a
Lowell eoncert room before." Low ell (.Mass.)
Daily Citizen.
"Surpasses anything of the kind previously
heard in our city." Lowell Vox l'opuli.
"I'nequalled by any that have been lined in
our concerts. Louisville Daily Courier.
JAMES PETTEE
lias been appointed acent for these cclebraioc
Pianos. Send for catalogue.
Plattsmouth, Neb.
Ojl
FARMER,
LOOK HERE!
FRED GORDER
lias received an IMMENSE STOCK of
Corn Planters, Cultivators,
Sulky Plows1,
ami Plows of every description ;
BEST MADE.
Harrison Wagon,
the best aiiil cheapest wagon in the
market by all odils.
Spring Wagons,
Buggies, ami Three-Seated Wagons;
ami the world renowned Courtland
Platform Spring Wagon.
Wood's Self Binder,
Threshing Machines,
and all kinds of
Agricultural Implements
In every variety, and at
Bed Hock Prices.
Sweepstake and Vibrator Threshers
two of the best machines in the mar
ket unequal ed in capacity and mnnner
of working; for sale by Fred Gorder.
FRED GOItDEB.
riattsmouth, Nebraska
J2lf
f-: ? ;1 it n v r
last you a life time, and that has all the
199 asd 201 WABASn Avk.,
Cor- Adam 8t- Chicago, U.
P. HERGES, Agent.
JAa'-.'
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This space will be filled next week
by Frank Guthman's Adver
tisement of his new Store.
lias com
And he has brought the finest line of
Dress Goods, Staple Goods, Fancy
Goods and Notionsyou ever saw.
riP say BBOflaifiDg f gvever
Se by the acre9foS- and
Iae till ym vzimH, vest
laatts aifidl caps till
yoin IBB Ell St hujo
Spring and Summer Goods
Now isyonr chanco hound to sell
up. want to yo East
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A u w pfif PreM
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laj f h W0cy U--A
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! -5. 1-3 l; -rU' -x ' v'v 'r-jr i
Z oa UJ YJZT-til Ct--.if J
manufactory:
o WHIT
S3
e home,
eyer and ever so cheap
and mult rsffl unyhody. Hurry
again next month.
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