THE HERALD. TELEGRAPHIC ! TL'EKEY REJECTS ALL PROPOSALS. Grind Duke AlexIsElectIon of Sena tors, &c.,&c. New York, Jan. 17. The Herald's iecial from Norfolk, V, says: The I ii and Duke Alexis and Coystantine, of the Husiian fleet, will shortly pro ceed for a brief stay to Washington. They also propose traveling through the country while the fleet is wintering at Norfolk. Chicago, January 17. On the occasion of Mr. Moody's final services at the Tabernacle last night, that building was crowded to overflow ing. It was announced that a consid erable sum of money was needed to pay off the debt on Farwell Hall, which is occupied by the Young Men's Christian Association, to continue these meetings and to meet certain other obligations incurred during the services here. A subscription taken on the spot amount ed to about 86,700, which is nearly the amount asked for. London, January 18. A dispatch from Constantinople announces that the grand council to day after an animated debate, unan imously rejected the last propos alsjof European power ascotrary to the dignity, integrity and indepen dence of the empire. New Orleans, Jan. 18. Tbe senate committee has virtually completed its work and will only meet to-morrow to adjourn to Washington. Members will leave to-morrow. Boston, January 19. Georgs F. Hoarjwas elected U. S. senator on the fifth ballot. Boston January 19. Tfce 5th jointballot for U. S. senator took place to-day. At conclusion of the balloting, Mi. Hoar lacking but few votes of election, the interest be came intense and a succession of chan ges ensued from Boutwell to Uoa, and from Ilice to Boutwell, the democrats remaining solid for Abbott. The vote as finally announced, stood: Whole number of votes 178; necessary to a choice 139; Hoar, 14fi; Boutwell 47; Abbott, 62; Bice, 19; scattering, 4. NAsnvitXE, January 19. James E. Bailey was elected U. S. senator to-day on the seventy-third ballot, getting 53, Key, 33 and Bates 8. Constantinople, January 1. The grand council of the empire met to-day. After hearing all speakers, the council unanimously rejacted propos al amid shouts oCDeath before dishon or." Letter from the Heathen Chluee. (From the Budget of Fun.) Translated from the original Chinese of Ah Sin iuto the "Melican tongue" by Ilarte Brette, Esq., from the origin al M.S., surreptitiously obtained from the Post Office. Editor Bvdget. Got II am, 21st day of ) the New Wonder. By the slipper of my great grand mother! but O Chi Che Chobang, the Melican man is a curiosity equal to the porcelain pagoda of l'ekin! He calls all the gods to witness that his plan of government knocks that of Confucius into a ccked hat, and yet he cannot tell who will be his next emperor, or, as they term him in their barbarious language, Pre Si Dent. IjO, Chi Cho Bung! they do not choose their rulers by our enlightened plan.but they select from their prisons two of the most no torious criminals they can find, and they call one the He Pub Li Can can didate and the other the Be Moc Hat candidate. He is called the Mock Kat because he is not a real Rat, but quite another animal in point of fact, a pol itician. But what that means, by the pigtail of Confucius, I know not; as Lord Dun Dreary says. "Xo fellow can find out." One thing is certain; the man who is the biggest criminal is chosen. An Englishman tells me that this is in accordance with their earliest his tory. It appears that these horrible barbarians were always addicted to this terrible proclivity, and that the father of their country, and their first President, was one named George; the rst of his name I don't remember it was either George the Third or George Washing but it is of no conse quence, as they are now both dead. The Melicans say that Adam was not the first man, but George vxis. Thui do these barbarians distort the Sacred Book of Wisdom. Sou of Lin Sing of Chusan, open oars and drink in the words of wisdom! Lo! there is Til Den; Jie is chief of the tribe of the De Mock Hats, and his father is the sachem of Dam Many, but how many that is I cannot tell, but they're a damned too many of 'em. But, O Son of Ling Sing! when they came out with their painted tiger, and blare of many blazen trumpets, lo! his enemies cried out with a loud voice: "lie will not do for us, and he has not paid his nincomtax!" Now, by tho beard of my grandmoth er, what a nincomtax is, I know not. I remember that Smell Fungus of Changway used to call me a nincom poop, but that can have nothing to do with nincomtax. Verily, O Chi Chil uioo: this is a people past finding out. Now, the other party choose a man called Hay Es. I am told, O Son of the Flowery Land! that hay is a kind of straw, and all know them as men of straw, or painted tigers. There is also a famous man here named Zach ; he is a dealer in odds and ends, and is sur named Chandler. Lo! he is fond of the firey drink, or Jersey lightning, which killeth at a distance. Now, Zach is fond of the sirens of the blue la byrinth.and travels with them into the mazy paths of Long Branch. By the pigtail of Zoroaster, I marvel at the ways of these barbarians. They have abundance of Dollars, but they have no copper or common cents. Here trade is at a standstill, because no one knows who is Pre Si Den some say it is Til Den, while others sav it is IlA y IN, or the man of straw. Verilv, O Son of the Flowery Land! this is'a nation of fools. 1 go in for the monev drawer, which they Til. There only wants a Den to put the Til in, and that Den w the White House. "We are a great nation tha 's a fact!" By the pigtail of the Father of the Sun and the Mother of the Moon, here am I, Ah Sin, the son of Chang Wang, and the grand son of Ping IJan;. swear ing the favorite oath of these wretch ed barbarians. These people worship gods who are called millionaires, and have oracles whom they consult on ov ery occasion. They call these oracles noose ja pcrs, because the nowc is used to hang criminals with, and they say that every man connected with a noose pa per, except they are illustrated on?s deserves the gallows. One of tho high priests of thes oracles used to buv pen y eights of me, wid when he had run": up a bill of thirty-two cents, and I would not trust him any more, he black guard ed me (so the barbarians term it, but what blackguarded means I know not, O Son of Wang Ping Ham!) and mark what this noose pa per man did. He wanted me to pay him for abusing me, and sent in a bill for advertising; but what that means I know not, I swear by the sacred pig tail of Confucious. Let me tell you, O Son of Wang Ping Ham! the names of these oracles, and how they mislead these barbarians. I wanted to know who was the man these barbarians had made Pn Si Dent, so I bought one of them oracles ealled the Sun. Lo! it said that the name of the fortunate barbarian wa3 Til Den. I said to a buyer of my ci gars that Til Den was the man ; he wagered me a Melican silver dollar it was Hay Es, and showed me anoth er oracle, the Ti Mes, and another call ed the Tri Bit Ne it said the same. So I paid, like an honest Chinee, the dollar. Well, next day I bought an other of these oracles, the World; it said it was Til Den. I bought another called the He Raid, who said it was neither one nor the other, but both! O Song f Wang Ping Ham! these bar barians are past finding out. The chief mandarins of these oracles are called head-iiittehs, from a play ful habit they have of hitting every head they can see with a shi-la-lee ; they are generally Irishmen, and wor ship a strong spirit named whis key this key unlocks the box of the Pando ra, and makes all the trouble in the country. These mandarin head-hitters never sleep, but always keep both eyes open. You can do nothing without their publishing it; they will knock at yur door, and if you are kneeling, praying to your Bonzes, they will poke in their heads and say: "I am Jim Ben Net's interwooer; I Iiave come to ask you a few questions which the puolic are dying to know." I folded my hands across my breast, and said: "The son of Confucius is ready to an swer the barbarian s malice. Thereupon the wretched intruders take out a note book and borrow your pencil (which they never return) and say. "How are you off for soap? Does your mother know you're out? Doyoa know anything bad of yourself? Was your grandmother ever hanged for big amy? And have you paid your wash erwoman?" Such, O Son of Wang Fang Hang Chust! were the questions they asked me. Ah Sing, whose sainted grandmoth er rests in the tombs of the great pago da. Believer in the Golden Foot of Pup-o-Linkl listen with awe to my rev elation. The next day "my attention was called" to an extra supple ment of he barbarian noose pa per, which had an account of the interview. Sun of the Day and moon of the Night, hide yourselves while I recite what this bar barian paper said: that I did not know what soap was, never having been washed since the deluge; secondly that I never had a mother; third, that if I confessed all my crimes, I should nev er dare to go back to the Flowery King dom, and that I might even be a Rav ing Black Republican; fourthly, that I confessed with as many tears in mine eyes as Clara Morris, that my grand mother had been hanged twice for big amy (the meaning of which word I know not), and three times buried alive for petty larceny (a pastime these bar barians indulge in); and above all lie of lies culmination of calumny that I had NOT PAID MY LAUNDRESS for three weeks! I, who am my own laun dress, and would not trust even the laundry of to iron my pigtail! Son of Wang Fum, and Brother of the Morning, I can write no more my feelings overpower me. How I sigh for the days of Ming Hung, when not a pagan dared to poke fun at a Heathen Chinee! An Sin, Son of Bang Fung. I reopen this letter to say that I have received a note, signed by Ah lie Le Slie and Chan Doze Fill Ton, asking me to attend a grand reception of the Lotos Club. A full account, O Wang sing, I will send thee; it will appear in the Jolly Joker, the religious pa per of these barbarians. II 05s in the Orchard. A correspondent of the American Farm Journal says: "For the past two winters I have fed hogs a good portion of the time in my orchard, and continue to feed and pasture in it un til the early fruit begins to fall. By so doing my orchard appears to be in a very flourishing condition, heavy load ed with large smooth apples, which ap pear to be clear of any effects of the apple worm. I believe this method of treating an orchard preferable to any other mode of cultivating an orchard yet tried. Having practiced feeding corn in the ear around the apple trees, especially the ones of slowest growth and bearing, the result is such trees ap pear to grow ami bear linely by such treatment. Hog manure and corn robs no doubt are about the best manure that we can apply lo trees to promote a healthy growth and good bearing. Then, after the apples are gathered in th3 fall, if hogs are pastured and fed in the orchard, they will doubtless de stroy many worms that may remain in the refuse and decayed matter left on the ground, thereby greatly promoting the healthfulness of the next year's crop. Some care should be taken with young trees by placing srae trimmings of brush around the roots to prevent the swine from rubbing against the tender trees, but if theyjshould scratch their backs against the large trees all the better." SPARKS. best life policy Keep out of The debt. What is the form of an escaped par rot? A polly-gone. What is itjthat a poor man has and a rich man wants? Nothing. Consolation for old maids "Misfor tunes never come singly. To remove dandruff Go to Arizona and interview the Apaches. It is sad to see people squandering money and know you cannot help them. "An eel is not as slippery as a poli tician, but it can live on water longer." It trtkes a good deal of reserve piety to make a man smile while he is eating a church fair s nv. Somebody whispers in the nailery that Mrs. Secretary Fish wears the Fame bonnet she did last winter. Why should the last boy born to a family be naund Doxology ? Because he is tiie la.it of the hinis. j An Irish doctor lately sent his bill ! to a lady ;is follows: "To curing your husband till he died." ! "Why is co:tl the most contradictory arlic!e known to commerce? Because, "1 cro through mv work" as the ne- ! as tne nc die saitljtothe idle boy. "But not unli: yon are pushed hard," as the idle boy said to the nee.lle. Considerate father: "You sh tfd cat Graham breaJ my, son; it makes bone. Responsive youth: "Jl'm, Fin 'bout all bones now." HfheneU's rliBn!e Syrup, Hfs Weei Tonic, an r Manhkak k riLj. Tliese deservedly cHo'.'rato-i :ml popular mcdi'.-iiics, have effected a revolution in Uie bvi!inK art. and proved the fatlitcy of several maxims l.kh u;ive for so many years obstructed the progress of medical science. The false supposition tht 'Consumption is Incurable" deterred physicians from attempting to find remedies lor that dis ease, and patients reconciled themselves to death without making au effort to escape from a doom which they supposed unavoidable. It is now proved, however, that Connonj.tion can be cured and that it ha been cured in a very great number of e:ues (some of them apparently des perate ones) by Schenck's Pulmonic Syrup alone ; and in other cases by the fame medi cine in connection with Schenck's Sea Weed Tonic and Mandrake Tills, one or both, accord ing to tiie requirements of thu case. Dr.Schenek himself who enjoved uninterrupt ed good health for more than forty years, was Miipiiosed at one time t be at the very gate of death, his physician pronouncing his case hopeless, and abandoned him to his fate. He was cured by the aforesaid medicines, and since hl recovery, many thousand similarly affected have used Dr. Schenck's preparations, with the same remarkable success. Full directions accompany each, making it not absolutely necessary to personally see Dr. Schenck unless patleuts wish their lungs exani ed. and fer this purpose he is professionally at ln principal oflice. Corner Sixth and Arch Sts., Philadelphia, every Monday, where all letters for advice must be addressed. Schenck's medicines are nold by all drogKicts. -"STIOIKI'S Flower and Vegetable Seeds are planted by a million people In America. See Volt's Catalogue 300 illustration, only 2 cents. Viok'a Floral Guide, Quarterly, 25 cents a tear. Vick's Flower and Vegetable, 50 cents, with tlegantcloth covers $l.oo. All my publications are printed in Engliah audUerman. Address. JAMES VICK, Rochester, X. Tf. 1877. NEW YOUK 1877. The different editions of the .Sun during the next vear w ill be the same an during the year that fias Just passed. The daily edition will on week days be a sheet of four paues, and on Sundays a sheet of eijrht pages, or 56 broad col umns ; while the weekly edition will be a sheet of eight p;ures of the same dimensions and char acter that are already familiar to our friends. The .Sim will continue to be the Htreuuous ad vocate of reform and retrenchment, and of the substitution of statesmanship, wisdom, and in tegrity for hollow pretence, imbecility and fraud in the administration of public affairs. It will contend for the government of the people by the people and for the people, as opposed to government by frauds in the ballot-box and in Hie couniing oi votes, eiuurceu uy military vio lence. It w ill endeavor to supply Its readers a body now not far from a million of souls with the most careful, complete, aud trustworthy ac counts of current events, and will employ for this purHse a numerous and carefully selected staft of reporters' and correspondents, lis re ports from Washington, especially, will be full accurate, and fearless ; and it will doubtless continue to deserve and enjoy the hatred of hose who thrive bv plundering the Treasury or by usurping what tiie law does not give them, w hile it w ill endeavor to merit the confidence of the public bv defending tlitvrightsof the peo ple against tfie encroachment of unjustified power. The price of the daily Sun will be 55 cents a month or 1.50 a y oar, Hst paid, or with the Sunday edition 87.70 a year. . The Sunday edition alone, eight pages, SI. SO a year, post paid. The Weekly Sun, eight pazes of 56 broad col umns, will be furnished during 1877 ot the rate of I a year. ostpaid. The benefit of this large reduction from the previous rate for the Weekly can be enjoyed by individual subscribers without the neces-ity of making up clubs. At the same time, if any of ur friends choose to aid in extending our circu lation, we shill be grateful to them, and every such person who sends us ten or more subscrib ers from one place wfll ! entitled to one copy of the p:ter foriimself without charge. At one dollar a year, postage paid, the expenses of paper and printing are barely repaid ; and. con sidering the size of tiie sheet ami the quality of it contents, we are confident the people will consider the Weekly Sun the cheapest newspa per published in the world, and we trust also one of the very bent. Address, 36t6 THE SUN, New York City, X. Y. 187' 1877. CHICAGOPOST. THE PEOPLES CHEAPEST NEWSPAPER. AND BEST. REPUBLICAN IN POLIICS! A Popular Newspaper, a Welcome Vis itor in Every Home, within the reach of every one. The managers of the I W take pleasure in an nouncing the course of this paper upou enter ing its thirteenth year of existence. The fosf is known to the people of the West as the uncompromising opitoneut of wrong and the fearless defender of the right. It has. dur ing.the presidential excitement and in the stir ring events of this Fall in Chicago and over the whole country, taken a position which Has gained for it thousands of Frieruls in the Loyal People of the Northwest. It h&s advocated the success cf the REPUBLICAN PARTY Hut at the same time it has in no manner ex tenuated the faults or errors of those within that party guilty of oversight or transgression. It has never turned aside from what it belU-ved to be the path of duty, nor misled its readers or the public. As in the past so iu the future, the 1'iKst will be found in poiiiics to Favor the carrying out to the letter the Constitutional Amemlmznts that were the outgrowth of the war ; and of such legislation as will restore tftis country to prosperity and financial sou wliuss, without too suddenly or arbitrarily shocking its industrial pursuits. It believe the Republican Tarty is capable of doing that, and will continue to support it while it honestly endeavors to fuilill its pledges. In all Its phaticalJy departments the Poaf wiil be em- A NEWSPAPER, And while being a daily rcfiex of events, it will nevertheless maintain a character for decency and good taste that will make it an acceptable visitor in every well-ordered home. Its col umns will be purged of every indecency, and no money can or will buy any of its space for the praise of any illegitimate or immoral call ing. In order to meet the necessities of the times, the prices of the Punt have been tixed at the following rates which makes it by far the cheap est newspaper iu the Northwest : - DAILY. Tostage f?dd. One Year $7.oo Six loiilbs 3.50 Three Muuths i.tg WEEKLY, Postage Paid, One Copy, one year, 75c. In Clubs of Five, one year, 7uc. In Clubs of Ten, one year foe. In Clubs of Twenty, one year, oc. In Clubs of Fifty, one year, soc. These are the lowest rates ever offered in the U.S. for a first-clas weekly paper, and leave no excuse for Itclng without reading matter. - flet your neighbors to elub with you at the re duced rules ; if they will not. tend us 7" cents, and we will send you the pajier one year, pont age paid. Addre&s TIIE POST, Chicago. W. D. JONES' NEW LIVERY STA15LE, rLATTSMOUTII, NEB. Te ld r.ONNEU STABLES In Plattsmouth N1.. have just been lemed by Dr. Jones, and be will open a v.cw and h:tndsoine livery on aud after this daia. The finest and best of hornet and carriages always ready to let. HADDLE HOUSES CHEAP. Horses kept for Sale or lo Trade. IJOILSES TRAINED AND BROKE. ALSO I desire to give notice that I have a larjro. handsome brick barn, with plenty of room for horses and wagons. I cau put farmers stock ani wagons, loads of grain or anything all un der cover, iu the dry. llrnieiiiber this. Thanking all my o! pat ions for their mnny favors. I solicit their trad in tb new place, satistiml I can accommodate- th-:n better and do better by them than ever before. 3-yl. Fopest Tap, For Throat, Lung. Ath-, and Kidney. F orest Tar Solution. or Inhalation for Catarrh, Consumption, oruucuius, luu A4U1U1&. rorest Tar Troches, 6 or Sore Throat, Hoarseness, Tickling Cough and ImTS TV" SfllV. Cnu, Burn, I aud for Pile. Forest Tar Soap, or Chapped Hueds, Salt Eheoxa, &kia Disease, the Toilet and lialh. Forest Tar Inhalers, or Inhaling for Catarrh, Consumption. Alt h ma, JFor Sale all Drugyitt. 1 6 .-'-3 J W. Y-i "VT "F( 9 yfT . LA w 13 r JsA. 1876 JT. Wecklacfe,(1877i PHOPRICTOB. DEALER IN HEAVY r t- Of all Sheetings, Canton tings, and Woolen Goo.ds. ITime DaifiMere Fine heavy 1 SI PGR TED For Overcoats. GROCERIESTPROVISIONS, or all Kinds. Coffee Mocha, Java and Rio A r buck le's Celebrated Roasted, and Fine Ground Coffees. AUD EIGHT O'CLOCK BREAKFAST COFFEE. araBaed.aaadi UHeal IFimIf 1.1 UKHU V Jb Nails, Lamps, Lanterns, Lamp Chim neys, Lamp-black, Etc. The Highest Price Paid A 1ST ZD f'onic and Examine Croat Mereaistiie 'le!;e. '(cnVuli, I;'va. on the MisMssiriiij, I'rof. Win. II. M:lier. !-ih rVi M-iim-'iT. .iiiftcfiil'.i vfliir. About cixlv dol lar ji.-ty all exfsci. fur 3Tei:f rsiiip. Floaid ami .Matimery. IJ-uikkrepcrs, rciiinen. l.'ppor tf rs.tJjH'rator.A rc'iitwt.Siirvcyoi and Te;ic!i- ;irs tliorou;; i:v n:t'il. I.:ij;.is:i vrr.n"'.?s f.c e. Fre" Lect :nv liv Kmineiit Or;iii-rs. I'rer l"fs- tivalx with i;iass lia:il in College I!;iIJ. Vr fuiHi.sheU r.ioms for se!f hoar-lt::. 'IVl.:raiil iiifreo. Short hand vr:riig tree. Civ.nl tcai-it-Inz rliil)?. and funiiiv ho;tid. :illroai fare i'e- dactfii. Iiuitteiivt; iinsiiK-Hs in K(kitk. Nova cation. Address Bavliv'sColleiie. Keokuk. Iowa. State whore yon saw this adverlifeinent. IlTt E. PAR ME IS SALE, FEED d- LIVERY STABLE. At the o'.J nyarl Biin. (lately Jones' stab!e) in rialtsizioistli, Neh. VCUl kef; co!ist:'.n'.lyfu hand a number ot Horses for Sale. The bavins and selling of good horses made live specialty of the business. A new PONY PHAETON, with penile horses, fur Ladies to drivs is kept l the Stable. FARMERS CALL AND ETA3IINE MY STOCK FOR SALE. 11-yl. E. PARMELE. O. F. JOHN O N, DEALER IX Druosj Medicines?! WAKE F APHIS. Paper Trirumeu Charge. ALSO DEALER IN S3 Strwtioncry, Magazines,; AND Latest Publications. Prer rlpl Joa Csrtfalix Compeanied by an Kxprriencet I 1112:2; 1st. REMEMBEK THE TLACZ. FIFTH cC- MAIN S1REETS TLATTSMOUTH. NEB. COR. MIKE SCHHELLBACHEE, HLJUCKSJiriril II0KSE SHOEING, ASI t. . . ' ijrl ir--i " ' Lj i '-' '"'""'4 rJ i iiee ofi 5 ."VX WAOOX KEPAIRIXO. t' 'j All kinds of a h ft KAKM IMPLEMENTS! 'I mf-ndetl I M - rv . NeaH'f 'f- Fromjtl " :0: ' rv Horse, 3Iulc& OxShocing, In slio'rt, we'll shofl anything t !i :t lias four feet, from ;i 7 .l-ia to ;i (JirtiiTi. Come suul see U3. JSTEW SHOP, on Fi 'tli St.. between Main and Vine Streets, just across the corner from the sew HEKALU oi-'t iCE. ' K'vl ( ? o ife FANCY i kinds. Flannels, Cotton Bat 5 WI&ol&zi sJassSset 7T7 rra C3 BE AVER, Efs&slo for all Country Produce, HIDES. our Stock Before J Fiircliasi7ir. J. V. WECKBACII. HS'sRY BCFCS. DLA1.EK I.N IS SAFES, CHAIRS, 3, Tables, Bedstead: KTC, ETC.. ETC., Of AU Descriptions. METALLIC BURIAL GAS; 4 p Of all sizes, ready made and sold cheap for ca-sh. With many thanks for past patronage. I invi'u iuvite all to call and examine my LAliGE STOCK OF 40tf. rrRlTl'B& ASM COFFJXS. o V2 S3 o m fcJD o CO o w e: o o o3 IS1 CD o 5Q &5 o Jl CD S 1 S 3 o co 5 a 5 C5 s CD O o $-1 O ROB E RT Day NELL Y'S AND SHOP. Wagon, Buggy, Muvhine and' Plow re pairing, and general jobbing. PETER RAUEN, The old Reliable Wagon Maker has taken charge of tiie warcou shop, lie is we 11 known as a NO. 1 WORKMAN. STew 1V-icii and Ituzx'i? aad? to Onler. SATISFACTION CU AHANTKEI). Shop on Sixth street. onpvcIte Strei'ht's Stable. Hatt the Butch has once more taKn field r.r.d ofTei hid -;rvi-P5 to lh public in h:a oi I stmid,' prepared to furtdsh tin t-t ot 'FT ft G FOWL, f-V Si. A SOX. Tl!-nkf!il f.ir p:i.:t l).irn);"jo, I s jJit-it a onn- 1 1'nnr,.',-' of t!:t . Slovr. M.t!i si lrnsk:v. Sat.!1. ltp;ott .To'aii.scin's JniK M:iiT stn-ft, I'lntt.siiiojtd, .e- ,V 1 1 ATT. 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FOOTE, 3r.T Anthor of Plain Homo Talk, Medical Common Senm, Science in Story, etc, 120 Lexington Avenue (cor. East 28th Street), New York, an Indepejioe Phtsiciax, treta all form of Lingering or Chronia Diseases, and receive, letter from ail parts of the Civilizkd Would. By his original way of conducting a Medical rnu Wcfl, he is sncceg-fullv treatinir nnmererii! patients in i; 11 rope, the We lit Indlea, Dominion o( Cauada, and in every part of the United States. NO MERCTJIlIAIi Or dcloterlous drus nsed. He has. dtrrinB the posl twenty three years, treatetl suceesfully nearly or quit 40.000 cases. All facta connected with each case are carefully recorded, whether they be communicated by letter or in person, or observed by the Doctor or his associate physicians. The latter are all adentifio medical men. HOW INVALIDS AT A DISTANCE Are treated. ATI invalids at a distance are quired to answer a list of plain questions, which elicits every symptom under which the invalid sutlers. Alteon tnunicatiOM treated etrlctly confidential. A complete system of ref istering prevents mistakes or confusion. List of questions sent free, on application, to any part of the world. Sixty-patre pamphlet of Evidences o Success, also sent free. All these testimonials are from those who have boon treated by mail and express. Advice in office, or bt mail, fukk or ceabo. Coll on or address DR. E. B rOOTE. No. 120 Lexington Ave., IT. T. Hurried 1o szU DrFocics Plain. Jfomt Talk and 'Medical Comrncn. Sense ;2so 2r Fcrfcs Science in Story. Dr. Berger's Tonic Bowsl and Pile Pills. These pills are an Infallible remedy for constipation and piles, cause 1 by weakness or suppression 01 tn perist.luo motion of the bowels. They very geattj increase the activity of the intestinal crnnl, prodncj soft stools and relieve piles at one. Tiusisands havs been cure;! by them. Price 60 cents, sej;t by mail on receint of nrice. Prepared only by F. 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