THE HERALD. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA. On Vine 8t., One Block North of Main Corner of Fifth St. OFKICIAJj PAPKIl OF CASS (Ol'STY. Terms, in Advance: "One Copy, one year r.f 2.00 One cujiy, rix months 1.00 Otiw Cupy, three months 50 NJ KA EMAIL JN0. A. MACMUEPHY, Editor. " PERSEVERANCE COXQCEUS. TERMS: $2.00 a Year. VOLUME XI. PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1875. NUMBER 27. rnrTT tttti a t t ADVKIITISIXO HATES. t w. i i w. 3 w. 1 m. 3 m. m. 1 yr. 1 rquare.. $1 OH 1 fin fUOn $2 .V) fSOO $HO0 f 12 t S tltiarc. 1 Ml il 0t 8 7." 3 ar.l 6 10 OOj 1 Of 3 Mtniren. 00 9 75 4 00 1 4 7f H Mi 1-1 Oil 0 Of H column. 5 00 8 00 10 00 1 00 JO 00 -M on i5 M column. 8 00 19 OO 15 00 1H Oil aft (10 '40 Oo M Ok 1 colmnn.ll.' on 18 oo ai oo.as on 40 on m) no wo on f?T" All Adverting bllla due quarterly. Transient advcrliiH-mcutu muft bo paid M in advance. Extra copliM of the TlKRALn for a1e hy II. J. Struijrht, at tho Powtotflre, and U. F. Jolm.on, cor ner of Maiu aud If if th itrecu. HENRY BCECK, D I AXIS IK PuimituLre, SAFES, CHAIRS, Lounges, Tables, Bedsteads, ma., arc., nr., Of All Description. METALLIC BURIAL CASES. Wooden Coffins Of all elzca, ready-made, and void cheap far caa a. With many thanka for past patronage. I Invite all to call and examine my LARGE STOCK OF Fur nitiii'o mitl CofllnM. JauCS AND MEDICINES AT J. H. BUTTERY'S, On Main Street, bet. Fifth and Sixth. Wholesale ai.1 Retail Dealer in Drugs and Medicines, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Patent Medicines. Toilet Articles, etc. etc. fVPRESCRIPTIONS carefully compounded at all hours, day and ol.'ht. 35-ly J. W- SHANNON'S Feed, &ile and Livery flTAllTiE. Main Street, PUttsmouth, Neb. I am prepared to accommodate the public with nouses, Carriages, Buggies, Wagons, AND A No. I Hearse, On Short Notice and Reasonable Termt. A HACK Will Run to the Steamboat Land ing. Depot, and all parts of the City, when Desired. Janl-tf First National Bank Of Plattsmouth, Nebraska, successor to Tootle, Ilauna &t Olavlc. Joint FrTzeaRAiD President. E a. Potbt Vice-President. A. W. McLafusli Cashier. John O'Koubm Assistant Cashier. Thla Bank is now open for business at their new room, corner Main ana Sixth streets, and ar. pre pared U tranbacl a general BANKING BUSINESS. Stocks, Bonds, Gold, Government and Local Securities BOUGIIT AND SOLD. Deposits Received and Interest Al lowed on Time Certificates. DRAFTS DRAWN, Available In anv part of the. United States and In al) the Vrincinal Towns and Cities of Europe. ACENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED INMAH LIHE anil ALLAN LINE Persons wishing to bring out their friends from Europe can rrncHASB tickets rnon rs Tlironprli to PlnttHinouth. Excelsior Barber Shop. J. C. BOONE, Main Street, opposite Saunders House. HAIR-CUTTING, Shaving and Shampooing. ESPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO Cutting Children' mid L,ndle Hair. Call and See Boone, Gents, And set a boon in a O X 33 -A-3NT J3 XX V 33 . ntl-ly OO TO THE Post Office Book Store, E. 3. 8TEEIGHT, Proprietor, roa TOVB Boots. Stationery, Pictures, Music, TOYS, CONFECTIONERY Violin Strings, Newspapers, Novels, Song Books, etc., etc POST OFFICE BUILDING, PLATTsacoura kej. O. F. JOHNSON, DEALER 19 Drugs, Medicines, AND , .... . .. ... .4 I ;, j ' WALLPAPER. All Paper TriiM Free ofClarse ALSO. DEALER IN Books, Stationery MAGAZINES AND LATEST PUBLICATIONS. ytr Prescriptions carefully compounded by an experienced Drnggist.- a REMEMBER THE PLACE Cor. Fifth and Main Streets, PLATTSM OUTH, NEB. vmm 33 THOS. W. SHRYQCK, PBALER llf Main St., bet. 5th and 6th, PLATTSMOUTH, - NEB. ALSO UNDERTAKER, And ias on band a large stock of INIctallio Burial Cases, Wooden Coffins. Etc., Of all sizes, cheap for cash. Funerals Attended on Short Notice II. 1. WATERMM & SOX, AVbolcsal? and Retail Dealers in PINE LUMBER, Lath, Shingles. SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, ETC., On Slain St., cor. Fifth, rLATTSMOUTH, - - - NEB. FOR YOUR GROCERIES CiO TO J.V.WECKBACH Cor. Third and Main Sts., PlatUmouth. (Gnthmann's old stand.) He keeps on hand a large and wcll-6clccted stock of Fancy Groceries, COFFEES, TEAS, Sugar, Six-T-T.jp, ETC., ETC, Also a Largo Stock of DRY GOODS Boots and Shoes, J l OCK E It Y , il IT E EN 8 WAKE, Etc., Etc., Etc. In connection with the Grocery is a BAKERY and CONFECTIONERY. llichrst Triic Paid fur Country Produce. A full stock at all time, and will not he undersold. ' Take notice of the Sin : "EMPIRE BAKERY AND GROCERY." nlyl WILLIAM STADELMANN Ha. an hand n ef fas largest stocks of CLOTHING AND Gents' Furnishing Goods FOR SI RING AND "UMMER. I inTite evcryfio-'y in r. ant of anything In my line to call at ny .tore. South Sitle Main, let, 5lh & 6th Sts., And conrinc themdrr. of th. fact. I have as a fprcisltv In my R-tiil Departments a stock of r iue Clothing for Men and Buys, t. which we In-' Ti'e those b iint rnoil. I also keep on hand a large and well-selected lock of Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes, Etc. lrlyl PLATTSMOUTH MILLS, PLATTSMOUTH KEBRASKA. Coxbap Ekisel, Proprietor. FLOUR, CORN MEAL, FEED, tlwayi n hand and for sals at lowest cash prices. The Highest Trice paid for Wheat and Cora, rarticaiar attention to cat leu w.rk. CURRENT PARAGRAPHS. Co'GRE86MAS White, of Alabama, has been appointed an Associate Justice for Utah. Elki-8' (Kcp.) majority for Delegate to Congress front New Mexico ia about 1.500. N. B. Judd, Collector of Customs at Chicago, has forwarded his resignation to Washington, to take effect Oct. 1. The Kcv. Henry Ward Beechcr has de clined a proposed public reception at the Academy of Music in Brooklyn. Fi ll returns of the vote for Governor in California give Irwin (Dcm.) 01,525, Phelps (Kep.) 110,022, BidwelI(Ind.)2J,G:30. In the new Maine Legislature the Re publicans w ill have a majority on joint ballot of twenty-eight nine in the Senate and nineteen in the House. A call has been issued by the Michigan lleform State Central Committee for a hard-money mass convention to be held at Detroit on the 11th of October. The Wyoming Legislature is divided politically as follows: Council, 2 Re publicans and 11 Democrats; House, 9 Republicans and 18 Democrats. Tremendous storms have recently pre vailed throughout New Mexico, and the town of Las Cruces litis been nearly de stroyed by the bursting of a water-spout. Great damage has been done to the wheat crop. The Berlin Municipal Court has sen tenced the editor of the Germania, an ul tramontane journal, to five months' im prisonment for having published an arti cle insulting the Chancellor and inciting to disobedience of the laws. The Orange County (N. C.) election to fill the vacancy caused by the death of Mr. Graham, resulted in tlfe election of the Democratic candidate (Patterson), by some COO majority, giving the Democrats two majority in the convention. A recent Washington dispatch states that there remained only $28,000,000 of the new 5 per cent, bonds for negotiation and that no further call for the rcdemp tion of the old bonds would be made until demanded by subscriptions to the new. The Chicago Tribune of the 21st says: " The severe frosts of the last few nights have, to some extent and in some local ities, nipped the growing corn, but not disastrously. The great bulk of the crop had passed the point of injury, and is safe." The Alabama Constitutional Conven tion has adopted a Bill of Rights, one sec tion of which reads as follows: "The people of this State accept as final and established the fact that Irom the Federal Union there can be no secession of any State." It is said the Red Cloud Investigation Commission will, in their report, unani mously acquit Secretary Delano and Com missioner Smith of fraud, and will condemn Trot. Marsh for the means he had used to secure evidence against the Indian Bureau. The jury in the case of Westervelt, on trial in Philadelphia for alleged complici ty in the Charlie Ross abduction, have re turned a verdict acquitting him of actual participation in the crime, but find him guilty of conspiracy to conceal the child and of having a guilty knowledge of the abduction. A letter was publishe I in Boston on the 22d from Vice-President Wilson, in which he says that a sense of obligation and duty to the country would not permit him to accept the nomination for Gov ernor of his State, even though it were tendered by the unanimous voice of the convention. The New Tork Liberals have decided not to nominate a State ticket, but recom mend that the Liberal and Independent voters of the State support those candi dates already in the field whose character and experience they most approve. They have resolved in favor of a speedy return to specie payments. The recent Democratic State Conven tion of Nebraska nominated E. A. Thomas for Judge of the Supreme Court. A reso lution was" adopted declaring in " favor of a sound currency, coin or its equivalent, as essential to stability in business, and a restoration of prosperity; steps toward specie pajTiient, no step backward." At a greenback mass-meeting held at Cooper Institute, New York, on the even ing of the 23d, resolutions were adopted condemning the policy of contraction, de manding the retirement of the National Bank circulation and the substitution therefor of legal-tenders, and favoring the payment of one-half of the customs dues in legal-tender notes. The platform adopted by the recent New York Democratic State Convention declares that " a speed- return to specie payment is demanded alike by the highest consideration of commercial morality and honest Government," and reaffirms the declaration of principles adopted by the Stale Convention of last year. The foL lowing is the State ticket nominated : For Secretary of State, John Bigelow ; Comp troller, Lucius Robinson; Attorney-General, Charles S. Fairchild ; State Treasur er, Charles N. Ross; State Engineer, John D. Van Buren ; Canal Commissioner, Christopher H. Wolrath; State Prison Inspector, Rodney R. Crowley. How much is there spent on dress in a season at Saratoga? It would be a curi ous puzzle to solve. At a rough guess at least 100,000 people visit this village every year. Tw o-thirds of these are women, or, say, at a round figure, 60,000. The aver age number of dresses and, for conven ience sake, we'll leave out such trifles as bonnets, gloves, pencils, etc. brought by each of these tiO.OOO fair ones may be safe ly set down at ten, and of these one-half are certainly new. Two hundred dollars for an average Saratoga dress is a pretty low computation ; but let it pass let us be generous and not swell their husbands' bills to more than they already are. That would give us $10,000 spent by each fair visitor, and, as a total, the round sum of $60,000,000! How many schools and hospitals could be founded with this amount! Saratoga Letter.. EPITOME OF THE WEEK. CONDENSED TELEGRAPHIC NEWS. A report was published by the Carlist Committee in London, on the 18th, from Heudayc, to the effect that the Alphonsists under Tarda had murdered several Carlists in cold blood in the Aran Valley. Bands of Carlists near Tolosa had refused to con tinue the struggle longer, and their com manders had been placed under arrest by the Carlist authorities. Owing to a severe storm which pre vailed in Texas on the ICth, the city of Galveston was flooded, the principal streets being submerged to the depth of from three to five feet. The Santa Fe Railroad bridge across the bay was swept away and thirty persons employed on the Govern ment works in the harbor were drowned. The first of the fast mail trains over the New York Central and Lake Shore Roads reached Chicago on the morning of the 17th, in a trifle over twenty-six hours from New York city. A similar train also left Chicago for the East on the evening of the lGth. These trains now run regularly, carrying the mails and newspaper pack ages. The latest advices received in Constan tinople on the 10th state that the Consuls of Austria, Germany ind Italy had de spaired of bringing about negotiations be tween the Bosnian insurgents and the Turkish Commissioner. The English, French and Russian Consuls, whose spe cial province was the pacification of Herze govina, were hopeful. A Vienna dispatch of the 10th says an insurrection had broken out at Tiskovae. The Turkish guard house had been burned and the garrison had fled. A Constantinople dispatch of the same date says a telegram had been received from Mostar announcing the de feat of a large force of insurgents near Vishegrad. Twelve inches of snow fell at River du Loup, in the Province of Quebec, on the 18th. Benjamin B. Halleck, accused of the larceny of $17,000 from the United States Treasury, waived an examination on the 17th, and was remanded to jail in default of $40,000 bail. Theodore W. Brown, accused of the same larceny, was ex amined on the same day and also remand ed in default of bail. Secretary Delano was before the Red Cloud Investigating Committee on the 17th, and flatly denied some of the state ments made by Messrs. Marsh and Welsh. Mr. Delano's statement closed the evidence taken l3r the commission. Announcement was made in England on the 20th of the failure of the Rich mond iron-works, at Stockton-upon-Tces. The works embraced twenty-six furnaces and rolling-mills and employed a large number of hands. Bosnia dispatches of the 20th report an engagement on the preceding day be tween 2,500 insurgents and a Turkish brigade, in which the latter were worsted. It was reported in a Paris dispatch of the 20th that 3,000 Carlists had crossed the French frontier. The French author ities had disarmed and interned them. The case of Tilton rs. Beechcr came up in the Brooklyn City Court on the 20th, and by consent of counsel was put over until the next term. A serious horse-disease was reported as prevailing extensively in New York city on the 20th. It resembled the epizo otic of two years ago. Khokand, in Central Asia, was occu pied by Gen. Kaufman on the 10th. Ac cording to latest advices up to the 21st all the Russian prisoners had been delivered over and the Khan accepted all the condi tions of peace. The Grand Council to treat with the Indians relative to the cession to the Gov ernment of their rights in the Black Hills assembled on the White River, about six miles below the Red Cloud Agency, on the 21st. Red Cloud refused to attend at the opening of the council. Senator Alii-, son opened the conference with a speech in which he explained to the Indians the desire of the white people to secure a right to the Indian Black Hills reserva tion by giving them a fair equivalent for the same. TnE recent storms in Texas prove to have been very destructive to life and property. Indianola, a town of between 1,000 and 2,000 inhabitants, was almost entirely demolished and swept away by the flood. The latest news received at New Orleans on the 21st was to the effect that only three houses which were not deluged remained in the town. The rail roads were washed away, telegraph lines prostrated, and houses, fences and trees were piled up in broken masses in the streets. Reports as to the loss of life were conflicting, but none of them estimated it at less than from 100 to 150. The towns of Matagorda and Cedar Lake are also re ported to be swept away, only two houses in the former remaining standing and all the people in the latter being lost. Public meetings were being held in New Orleans to provide means to relieve the suffering people who had survived the disasters. A Ragcsa telegram of the 22d confirms the previous reports of insurgent victories, and says that everything between Novo warsch and Vishegrad had been burned. Trebigne had been again surrounded. Great damage to property and loss of life resulted from the recent floods on the gulf coast of Texas. Advices received on the 22d show that the storm had swept over the whole line of the coast, and, in addition to the damage done at Galveston, that at least nine towns had been nearly or quite obliterated, namely : Indianola, on the west shore of Matagorda Bay, having about 2,000 inhabitants, where but three houses were left standing and from 150 to 200 lives were lost; Saluria, on the Mat agorda Island; Sabine Pass; Calcasieu; San Bernardino; Buffalo Bayou; Lynch burg, a town of about 2,000 inhabitants; Matagorda, the capital of Matagorda County, and Cedar Lake. A large number of lives must have been lost, and the destitution and suffering of the sur vivors were very great One dispatch to New Orleans from Indianola says : " Send us help, for God's sake!" Aid was being rendered to the sufferers by the people of New Orleans and Galveston. Acting Mayor Davis, of Galveston, telegraphed to the Mayor of St. Louis on the 22d, ap pealing for aid and saying the survivors in the towns destroyed had lost everything, and that provisions, clothing and every necessary of life were needed. These floods were caused by steady, heavy winds blowing the waters of the gulf in huge waves upon the coast. The Minnesota Anti-Monopoly State Convention, in session at Owatonna on the 22d, made up a State ticket by select ing the candidates for Governor, Secretary of State, State Auditor and Chief-Justice from the Democratic ticket, the Lieutenant-Governor and Attorney-General from the Temperance ticket, nominating E. W. Dike, the present incumbent, for State Treasurer; A. J. Edgerton, the late in cumbent, for Railroad Commissioner, and Sherwood Hough, the present incumbent, for Clerk of the Supreme Court. The convention also declared in favor of Treas ury notes as a legal tender for all public or private obligations; the substitution of such currency in place of the National Bank- notes, and that the Government's bonded debt should be bought in with 3.05 convertible bonds, payable in specie or currency at the option of the Govern ment. The Maryland Republicans have nomi nated: For Governor, J. Morrison Harris; Attorney-General, S. Teackle Wallis; Comptroller, Edward Wilkins. This ticket was nominated as a Reform ticket, in connection with the Citizens' Reform party. Resolutions were adopted in favor of a speedy return to specie payments and against all further expansion of the cur rency. The Massachusetts Democratic State Convention met at Worcester on the 22d and unanimously renominated Gov. Gaston. Gen. W. F. Bartlett was nomi nated by acclamation for Lieutenant-Governor. The rest of the ticket is as fol lows: For Secretary of State, Geo. II. Munroc; Treasurer and Receiver-General, Weston Howland; Attorney-General, George T. Perry; Auditor, John E. Fitz gerald. The platform adopted favors " the speedy return to specie payments as essential to the revival of commerce, busi ness and credit of the country, and to the welfare of the laboring masses." Several telegrams from Mississippi were recently received by Atty.-Gcn. Pierrepont, sent by persons of both politi cal parties, commending his recent letter to Gov. Ames, which is described as hav ing had a very salutary effect. These tel egrams tilso mention that perfect peace reigned in the lately-reported disorderly portion of the State. Gov. Kellogg, of Louisiana, is also said to approve of the Attorney-General's course in the Missis sippi troubles. The accounts by mail received on the 23d, giving particulars of the recent storm and flood disaster at Galveston, Tex., represent the loss of property as far ex ceeding in amount that given by previous telegraphic reports. Three hundred houses were swept away, and the destruction to railroad bridges and other improvements would run the aggregate loss up to be tween $3,000,000 and $4,000,000. It was thought on the 23d that the total number of lives lost along the coast by the storm would reach, if not exceed, 400, and sev eral small towns back from the coast are rciorted to have been swept away. Charles G. Fisher, late Assistant United States Attorney for the District of. Columbia, has been arrested in Washing ton on the charge of stealing the apteal bonds aud papers in several District cases which had been appealed from the Police Court to the Criminal Court. He waived examination, and was held to answer be fore the Grand Jury. The stolen papers and others of equal importance were re covered. J. Russell Jones has been appointed Collector of Customs at Chicago, tics N. B. Judd, resigned. THE MARKETS. September 23, 1S75. NEW YORK. LrvE Stock. Beef Cattle J9.0O&13.00. Hogs Live, $?.25a8.37i4. Sheep Live, J4.2536.50. Breadbtltfh. Flour Good to choice, $5.80 6.90; white wheat extra, $tt 25&7-33- Wheat- No. 2 Chicago, 1.2031.21 ; No. 2 Northwestern, t.l21'l.J; No. 2 Milwaukee spring, $1.24 lEaNRye Western and State, 9C98c. Bar- leyl.2i1.23. Corn Mixed Western, 70 73Jic. Outs Mixed Western, 45!8c. Provisions. l'ork Mess, $21.;:5&-il.35. Lard Prime Steam, 13iHc. Cheese 5l0c. Wool. Domestic Fleece, 456ic. CHICAGO. Live Stock. Beeves Choice. $5.7o&6.15; Rood, $5.0035.50; medium, $1.2534.90; butch ers' stock, $-2.75 1.00; stock cattle, $3.00(3 4.U0. lion's Live, $7.6338.25. Sheep Good to choice, $1.2534.75. Provisions. Butter Choice, 26-31c. Eggs Fresh, 17(lSc. Pork Mess, $21.95(322.00. Lard $13.35 g,13.37',4. Br.EADsTurrs. Flour White Winter Extra, $5.75 7.50; spring extra, $5.250.O0. Wheat Spring, o. 2, $1.09(31.09. Corn No. 2, 55i57c. Oats No. 2, 31V435c. Rye No. 2, 75G75V4C Barley No. 2, $1.07&1.08. Lumber. First Clear, $14.0015.0if; Second Clear. $43.00(345.00; Common liqprd, $10.00 ll.fO; Fencing, $10.00 11. 00. "A"' Shingles, $-2.5C2.'J0; Lath, $1.75&2.00. EAST LIBERTY. Live Stock. Beeves Eest, $6 757.00; me d am, $5.7536.00. Hogs Yorkers, $7.938.25; PhUadelphlas, $9 0039.25. Sheep Best, $5.25 5.50; medium, t4.755.00. A Singular Re-Marriage. A few years before the late war a cer tain Dr. Dow came to Calais and boarded for some time at the Calais House, then kept by George Wilder. After awhile lie removed to Princetown, where be married Miss Spooner, a very respectable j'oucg lady of that town. The marriage occurred just Ix fore the war beian, and soon alter Mr. Dow enlisted. While in the army a daughter was born to him, and for a time he regularly sent letters and money to his wife. But after awhile he ceased to do so, and nothing was heard from him until some time after the close of the war, when his wife learned that he had engaged to marry the only daughter of a wealthy man in another State. She went to see him, but failing to find him she saw his aflianced, who said the doctor told her his tint wife and their child were dead. She then returned home and procured a di vorce. Some time after this she went West to work, and falling sick and find ing herself unable to support her child she wrote to her "ex-husband," asking him to contribute toward the support of his daughter. He replied in a penitent letter, expressing a desire to see her and talk over matters. By agreement they met in Boston, and he provided amply for his daughter's support. A correspondence ensued between the divorced parties, which finally resulted in offering to leave his second wife and remarry the first one. She agreed, and about two weeks ago the wedding ceremony was done over again, and the twice-married couple have gone off to seek their fortune. This is a strange story, but it is vouched for by friends and acquaintances of the parties, both in this city and in Princetown, and if we had the slightest doubt of its truthfulness we should not venture upon its publication. C'aUiis (Me.) Advertiser, BLISSES X0T CAUGHT IN NETS. True worth is in hcint, not teeing In doinar each day that roes by Some little eood not in the dreaming Of great things to do ly and by. For whatever men say 5n blindness, And spite of the fancies of youth. There's nothing so kindly as kindness, And nothing so royal as truth. - We get back our mete as we measure We cannot do wrong and feel riht, . Nor can we eivc pain and Kain pleasure", For injustice avenges each slight. The air for the wing of the sparrow, The bush for the robin and wren. But always the path that ia narrow And straight lor the children of men. We cannot mike bargains for blisses, Nor catch tnem like fishes in nets ; And sometimes the t'tinir our life misses Helps more than tue thine: which it gets. For good lieth not in pursuing, Nor of gaining of great nor of small, But just in doin, and doing As wc would he done by, is all. Through envy, through malice, through ha ting, Against the world early and late, No jot of our courage abating Our part is to work and to wait. And 6light is the stiug of his trouble Whose winnings are less than his worth; For he who is honest is noble, Whatever his fortune or birth. The Ladies' Darling. A writer says of " ladies' darlings" : " The creature is delighted if he can'per suade himself that he has reason to think that a score or so of girls are over head and cars in love with 'him, and there is ground for believing that he would be come exhilarated to the last degree if he were informed that some foolish damsel had pined away and died of a broken heart on his account. The fact that so long as his vanity is ministered to he is indifferent as to what unhappincss de volves upon others, affords a not altogeth er agreeable, but thoroughly reliable, in dex us to his character. If he had any conscience deserving of mention he would not systematically make love directly or indirectly with every girl with whom he is brought in contact; but being, as he is, utterly reckless of the f eeling of his neigh bors, he does his lest to enslave the lancy of nine-tenths of the attractive women whom he meets under circumstances fa vorable to flirtation. It would be inju dicious to deny that he achieves success it may be tliat it won hi be unwise to de clare that he does not obtain many tri umphs for some girls are so silly, and have such susceptible hearts, that they would become fascinated with a mop-stick provided that it was skilfully set up. dressed in male habiliments aud called a mat; and others, who are a tritle wiser than to be guilty of such stupidity, are still foolish enough to believe nine-tenths of what every shallow-patcd noodle tells them. But though this is so, there is cause to hone that the career of the would-be ladies' darling is not one of uninterrupted success, and that he is not the object of so much admiration as he generally imagines. Occasionally he receives a prompt and decided check from ladies who have no wish to be made fools of, or to suffer in reputation, how ever slightly, in order that he may be glonneu; while not a lew females play up to him before his face and pour unmeasured contempt upon him behind his back. Nor is it surprising that they should do so, tor he gives them every reason to think that he is a shallow and egotistical fool. His conversation consists of a series of dreary inanities, ridiculous compliments which are as insincere as they are in bad taste, ami melancholy lokes which consist lor the most part of ill-natured speeches at the expense of some unfortunate victim or other. He seldom assumes that his lady friends have brains enough to understand anything except the most superficial mat ters, and when he does venture to touch on the last new book, new picture, new play, new parson, or new sensation, be merely repeats the cant jargon which is current in the set in which he moves, and which frequently condemns what is good and praises what is bad. Besides his manner is affected, he wears on his face an everlasting grin, and he is dressed up in such a fashion and has such a slinking way about him that he appears altogether as much unlike a genuine man as he could well do. For the rest, he lowers the moral tone of those with whom he asso ciates, and scoffs at everything in which people ot correct teeling take an interest. An Osage Indian Wedding. We have just had the rare fortune to at tend an Indian wedding, the interested party being the oldest daughter of Lancy Chief, and the brother of Chetopu, chief counselor of the nation. The description of the wedding must be premised with a brief account of the Indian custom. Girls are watched very closely, and on no account are allowed to associate with men until after marriage. The Indians object strongly to the agency school, on the ground that it permits the boys and girls to associate, and, although the latter are in the majority in the tribe, only about ten of the 100 in the school are girls. hen the oldest girl reashes a mar riageable age she is thrown upon the mar ket and sold to the highest bidder, old Vir ginia fashion with this difference, that the meuium ot trade is not tobacco, but ponies. The entire wealth of the tribe consists of these animals 30,000 of them to 3,000 Indians so that even the beggars ride horseback. For two weeks past the question of ab sorbing interest to Lancy Chief has been, "Who will give the most ponies lor Mother of Eagles? " The girl being quite pretty, by the Indian standard ot beauty, brought the high price of seven teen ponies, isow the man who marries the oldest daughter has a right to all the other daughters, be they few or many, with the privilege of keeping them for his own wives or of disposing of them when they reach a marriageable age, thus get ting his ponies back again iR2ie values them more than the work done ny the squaws. JNot only does the son-in-law acquire Ihe title to all the girls by mar riage, but he also Incomes the head of the household, leaves his own lodge lor that of his father-in-law, and conies into pos session of all the property. Custom per mits the father and son-in-law joint use of the valuables during the life of the former, and the property descends in the female line. If you are the father of a large family of girls, reader, don't jump at the conclusion that you could invest them ad vantageously in the Indian Territory. The only party who seems to reap any de cided advantage from the matrimonial sale is the one V) whom you would be grudge it most the much vilified " poor relation." For he w ho sells his daughter for ionics in the Osa:re reservation, in stead of trottiag off with his newly-ac quired riches, must forthwith pass them over to his distant relatives and the more remote the better. Lancy Chief has but two daughters, the bride proper and her sister, a girl of ten years, who for the past two years has at tended the agency school. She retused to be married, wept bitterly, and consented only after having been severely whipped twice by her father. It was a sad, sad sight to see this bright little girl sold to a man more than twice her own age, ana it made one a trifle homesick for the land where woman is not held something bet ter than a dog but lower than a horse. On the occasion of a wedding it is Osage etiquette to witness the toilet-making of the bride and groom. "e accordingly visited the camp of the young orave ana inspected his array. Hisheatf, shaved ex cept through the center of the scalp, was painted a bright vermilion, as was also his face. His ears were adorned by a I farjre number ot silver ear-bobs, mscos tume consisted of a finely-embroidered pair of leggins, a fancy red shirt, and a bright red blanket trimmed with oiacK broadcloth. Alter dressing, the groom retired into the woods to await the prog ress of events. The attire of the bride, in its union of simplicity and lieauty, was a silent protest against the extravagant no tions of our ace. It consisted of embroul ered moccasins and leggings, a bright cal- iiu Mini, biiu over iuis a luucu otuiea in fantry soldier's coat with its brass buttons and enormous epaulct.s. 1 hesc were of old-fashioned brass heavily fringed. The head-dress was a stiff, black felt hat, orna mented with two very high military cock ades. Thus adorned, as Solomon in all his glory never was, the girls were mounted upon their ponies likewise richly capar isoned and attended by the band of the groom with the invited guests, and pre ceded by a herald bearing the American flag, thp procession moved toward the camp of the huband-elect. When alout one-third of the way a gun was fired, at which signal all the women related to the groom (none of the bride's family being present) started on a run for the two girls; the rule leing that those reaching them first should have a right to the ponies. When the procession had gone two-thirds of the distance the bride was taken off her pony by the women and carried in a blanket to the lodge of the groom. The little one was led on her pony to the door of the lodge, where both were" seated on a blanket and were reclothed by the women in garments belonging to "the groom. Everything belonging to the brides, car rings, clothes, saddles, bridles and ponies, was then divided among the distant rela tives of the groom. The final transfer of the girls having been made by this change of garments and their formal adoption completed into the family of the groom, the latter was summoned by the loud voice of the herald from his hiding place in the wood. The young brave having appeared and seated himself between the two girls the wedding feast commenced. Chetopu and the agent had each furnished a whole beef lor the occasion, and as there is little waste in the economy of the Osage, the entrails being considered the choicest part of the animal, there was no lack of viands. Unfortunately we had seen the food prepared, and it demanded an enormous effort to accept graciously the hospitality proffered and partake of the feast. But the Osage esteems no insult greater than a refusal to eat with him, so a wholesome fear of returning home in the condition of that poor old darkey who had no wool on the top of his head sustained us through the dreadful ordeal. The gorging continued for hours, and ceased at last only to be resumed the next day at the house of the bride's father. The bail thus started rolls on from house to house, and the merry-making is kept up tor days. Such is a honeymoon in the land of the Osage. Osage Agency Cor. Chicago Times. FACTS AND FIUUBES. Louisiana's last sugar crop amounted to 110,807 hogshead, and molasses to 11, 510,823 gallons. TnE Spanish Government is to expend 300,000 pesetas to secure a proper repre sentation at the Centennial Exhibition in Philadelphia. Lv France the telegraphic service has yielded in the past jrear an excess of $ 100, 000 over expenses. The year before ex penses and receipts balanced, but always previously there was a deficit. Cait. KrcnARD Kino, the Texas "Cattle King," has been visiting at Harrodsburg, Ky. At his ranche in Texas, Capt. King has a field of 00,000 acres within one fence. He recently filled an order by tel egraph for 20,000 beeves. There are eleven banks on the joint- stock principle in England, with an ag gregate capital of $40, 150,000. In June they reported deposits to the amount ct :f 15)4,800,000. One paid 10 per cent, div idend, two 15, two 10, two 8 and two 0. Their losses by the recent failures were 4.,'J27,500. The recent sale of Lord Dunmore's herd of short-horns, in Scotland, shows that the days of fancy prices have not yet gone by. Thirty-nine head ot cattle were sold at an average price per head of f.i,.ibl, the total amount realized being $131,115. One bull, the " Duke of Connaught," brought f 25,000. An agent of the Viceroy of Egypt paid $15,000 for one animal. The allotments of floor space in the main exhibition building at Philadelphia areas follows: United States, 16(5,351.7 square feet; France and colonies, 43,314; England, 51,770; Canada, 24,010; Aus tralia, 24,070; China, 7,504; Japan, 10, 500; Germany, 27,705; Austria, 24,070; Sweden, 15,358; Norway, 0,01)7; Nether lands, 8,107; Denmark, 5,047; Switzer land, 0,040. The Philadelphia Times publishes an interesting letter showing that the water of artesian wells is not fit to drink. There is an artesian well at Heading 2,000 feet deep, costing $22,000, which contains forty-seven grains of epsom salt to the gallon. An artesian well at Fifth and Cherry streets, Philadelphia, contains 110 grains of foreign matter to the gallon, and can only be used to condense steam for the boiler. An artesian well in South street furnishes water not fit for steam. At Seventh street and Passyunk road there are two artesian wells, each 100 feet "deep, but the water of loth is so impure that it can only be used for condensing. The water of the well at the Continental Hotel is not pure. At Louisville there is a well 2,01!i feet deep, one in St. Louis 2,080 feet deep, one in South Bend, and one in Terre Haute, but the water of them all is im pregnated with minerals, and fit osly for medicinal uses. At Atlantic City a num Ixt of wells have been bored in the hope of getting pure water, but not one yields M ater fit for household use. Fonr Days Without Food. A case of subsistanre without food for an extraordinary length of time was dis covered at the transfer dcjot of the Penn sylvania Railroad on Monday afternoon. A brakeman who had occasion to pass a box carstandingupon the siding heard a pecu liar noise issuing therefrom. He unlocked the door to make an examination, when he discovered a man lying upon the floor. Upon approaching the man he discovered that he was in an exhausted condition, having leen so reduced, evidently by the lack of food, that he was scarcely able to rise. He was carefully lifted from the car, and stimulants were given him, the jxxjr wretch devouring all that was placed Ijeforc him with a greediness that was as tonishing to behold. A quantity of prov ender sufficient to satisfy three hungry men was quickly stowed away, and after the man had satiated himself he was al lowed to tell his story. He said that, wishing to make his way to this city, and having no means wherewith to pay his traveling expenses, he entered the car at Chicago, and had a friend lock the door. He entered the car on Thursday evening after supper, and since that time had noth ing whatever to eat. He had a number of times attempted by shouting to attract the attention of employes of the train to which his car was attached, but had never suc ceeded till the brakeman heard him call ing at the transfer depot. The man was comfortably dressed, and presented no ap pearance of being a common vagabond. He refused to give his name. After tel ling his story he was allowed to depart. rhikidelphia Chronicle, SENSE AND NONSENSE. What's in a name Four letters. A cry sure to stop a buss Mammas looking. The most cutting remark? are made by the bluntest man. Is it any proof that logic has legs bo cause it always stands to reason? Florida papers are fearful that the al ligator crop may be short this fall. Maine honey-dealers prophesy that this will be an excellent year for beesness. What is that which every one can di vide but no one can sec where it is divid ed? Water. A London tea merchant advertises for " one thousand ladies to help to extend my business." "My husband," says a lady, "is the most even-tempered person in the world he is always mad." Olive Looan says that not one women in a hundred knows the art of looking lovely out of her eyes. There are in Milan at the present time no fewer than 300 American girls study ing for the lyric stage. Farmers who sutler from the ravages rkr,n(4fi liiirra urn i n fiirmi il tlinf ruffli. snakes will destroy them. A Pennsylvania coroner has petitioned the Legislature to alxdish the use of stom ach pumps in that Slate. When is a hen not joking? When she's in 'er-nest. .When is she all at sea? When she's in the hatchway. Father McGukkin was a wag. Ho climbed on the top of a church tower and said: " Now 1 am a high priest." Now the editor rejoicelh in his henrt when he seeth in the exchanges a familiar poem legiuning: "The Melancholy Days." The census of Kansas, just completed. shows a loss of population in twenty-three counties in the State. The grasshoppers probably did it. The Ohio State Journal, describing an Ohio politician, says: " He is an honest man by profession, and he cams his bread by the sweat of his jaw." Emily Faithful, thinks that justice to man requires that women who enter me chanical avocations should scive a full term of apprenticeship. The man who siU around whittling waitinir for something to turn up, is sure to 1m; rewarded for his perseverance at last when he will see his own toes turn up. In dredging Bulfalo harbor the other day they found a stone war club, and nbw they are digging down ior uie map who used to balance it on his thumb and cry for gore. Henry Swan, of Otsego, N. Y., called his wife to him as he was dying aud said : "Mary Jane, when you feed the hogs to. morrow night you'll be the widow Swan!' And she was. Atlanta. Ga., is said to have more doc tors than would be needed if a iH'Ktilcnce was raging, and more lawyers than could be employed if every man were piaintui or defendeut in a suit at Jaw. Mart had a little lamp, 'Twaa tilled with kerosene, And Mary down the chimney blew And left this earthly scene. Gone to meet her father, who drew Lis ffun to him by the muzzle. It is estimated that the yield of gold and silver from the mines of Colorado Territory, for the first six months of the present year, toot up in gold, f i,oo,oy, and silver, $1,101,131). This is not sup posed to include the products of the placer mines of the Territory for that perirvl. A correspondent says of Pike's Peak : "The ascent has often been made by men on foot, but only lour times by fadit.-s. Two ot the ladies ot this party walked the entire distance from the opening of the caijyon to the summit, one of them a lady who came here because of pulmonary disease." No animal commands so much attcn tion as a horse standing in a gutter pud dle. As he wafts his hoofs about in the cooling ooze passers-by, though they may be no judges of horse Eesh, gaze ujmhi him with much interest us long as they arc in rancc. and feel a deep solicitude if he seems bothered by the pesky flies. William A. BEAcn, the lawyer, has played cuchcr with the learned pig Ben, at Saratoga, and been beaten. He heard of the wonderfully-trained brute, and went to the show tent late at night, when his party were the only visitors. Ben was aroused from a sound sleep. They cut for deal, Beach in the usual way, and Ben with a sidewise poke of his snout. The hog cut highest, and the lawyer dealt for liim. Beach passed, and Ben, after hav ing his cards shown to him, picked up a bit of pasteboard inscribed " Yes," w hich meant that he " took it up." In that way the came was played, the pig winning. 2V. Y. Sun. A careful, old-fashioned man. a few years ago, came into town to sell some shares in a bank. "Why do j'ou wish to sell them?" he was asked; "you cannot invest vour money better; the bank is well managed, the dividends certain, reg ular and satisfactory." Our friend from the country replied : " Iknow all that; the bank is well enough; but I don't want stock in a bank where the cashier keeps a race-horse and bets on the course." We lautrhed at the fears of the unsophisti cated man, but when the cashier defaulted a few years afterwards the over-cautious old fogy did not hold any of the shares, which went down l per cent. i ron dence (II. I.) Journal. The Montreal Gazette records a love story in its local columns. It reads thus: " It is Mated that a vounir man who four years ago left the old country and settled in a plac;e near loronto, wnere ne oougm a fann, sent for a young lady that he loved when at home, and came to Montreal to await her arrival, bhe remained at the house of the young m:n's friend here? and everything was going as merry as a marriage bell until they attended a picnic a few davs lefore the intended marriage, when the fair one whow as introduced to a coachman of good appearance, got married to hrm before the other man Who orougnt her over knew anything about it. He felt greatly disappointed, but returned home a wiser and more fortunate man for his es cape." Tim. Iron World savs: An engine has leen recently placed on the Pennsylvania llailroad which weighs seven ions heavier than the ponderous Modoc, whose draw ing capacity is about twice mat oi an ordinary locomotive. The Modoc is ca- L m . ... t . pablc of taking eighty loaded cars irom Harrisburz to Columbia, while other en gines are put to a severe test when they pull nity cars on mat portion oi uie nu. This locomotive, when fully initiated, is exjected to get away with 100 cars. The only argument that can be used against large engines is that they are hard on tracks, but as the Pennsylvania Railroad Company has adopted steel rails, able to withstand a greater pressure than iroo rails the wear will not be material. The introduction of these mammoth engines is considered a very economical measure by the railroad company. The analysis of the English clergy list gives these figures : Total numler ot clergymen, 23,738; composed of digni taries, 172; incumbents, 13,300; curates, 5,705; masters in schools, 709; chaplains, heads of training-schools, etc., 40; tin- attached, 2,893; clerical fellows oi uni versities, chaplains in inuia nuu uwo missionaries, 4J1. This is a fast age, an1 Uncle Sam's mails have it badly.