THE HERALD. rUBlISKED EVERY THURSDAT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBEASKA. OrFZOBi On Min Btreet, between 4th and 5th, Second Story. , " OFFICIAL PAPER OF CASS COCJTTT. Terms, in Advance : One copy, one year One copy, six month One cpy, three months ...$2.00 ... 1.00 ... .M NEBRASKA EKA JNO. A. MACMURPHY, Editor. " PEIISEYTRAXCE CONQUERS." TEEMS: $2.00 a Year. VOLUME XI. PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, MAY G, 1875. NUMBER G. the herald: ADVEIVTISrva KATKS. PACK. 1 square. . S pqu&res 8 square. X column. X column. 1 column. 1 w. ! I w. 8 w. 1 m. 8 m. 8 m. I 1 yr. $1 00 $1 60 $3 00 f a W $5 00 $8 00 $Ufll I o tw SO Of 1 60 5 00 8 00 9 0 a 75 8 ! 60 10 0 9 75 4 00 4 75 8 MiU 00 8 otno oo la oo ao oo;28 oo 18 00 15 tHMH 00 'iS 00,40 0O 60 I lb 00 18 00;51 00 25 00;40 00 W) 00 100 OP 851 Ok tV All Advertising bills due quarterly. 2T" Transient adTerUme&U most be paldfcf In adrance. Extra copies of the TIekam) for sale by EL J. Streh? ht, at the Prwtoffire, and O. F. Johnson, cor ncr of Main and Fifth streets. HENRY BCECK, o. F. johnson, EPITOME OF THE WEEK. DEALER IX DEALER IX SffiSJf6 Drags. Medicines Lounges, Tables, Bedsteads, ETC., ETC., ETC., Of All Descriptions. METALLIC BURIAL CASES. Wooden Collins Of ell sixes, ready-made, and sold cheap for cash. With many thanks for pat patronage, I invite all to call and examine my LARGE STOCK OF Fur-iii t u i-; mid Coflins. jan28 AND I am prepared to accommodate the public with Carriages, Buggies, Wagons, AND A No. I Hearse, On Short Notice and Reasonable Terms. A II A C K Will Run to the Steamboat Land ing, Depot, and all parts of the City, when Desired. janl -if First National Bant Of Plattsmouth, Nebraska, SUCCESSOR TO Tootle, IIiuiiiii. .So Clui-lc. JoHM FlTEOSRALD K. . Doth A. W. McLaCOHUX.. JolIS O'llOLKKB President. .. .Vice-President. Cashier. .Assistant Cashier. This Bank in now open for bu-inens at their new room, comer Main and Sixth strwete, and are pre pared to transact a gwneral BANKING BUSINESS. Stocks, Bonds, Gold, Government and Local Securities BOUGHT AND SOLD. Deposits Received and Interest Al lowed on Time Certificates. DRAWN, DRAFTS Available in any part of the United State and all the principal Towns and Cities of Europe. iu AGENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED INIAN LINE anfl. ALLAN LINE OF STIZIAJMCERS. Persons wishing to bring ont their friends from Europe can FTKCHASa TICKETS TBOJf TS Tliroiiffli to IMiittNimoii tli. Excelsior Barber Shop. J. C. BOONE, Main Street, opposite Brooks House. HAIRCUTTING, Shaving and Shampooing. ESPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO Cutting Children's and Ladles' Hair. Call and See Boone, Gents, And get a boon In a OXjX3.X SHAVE. n41-ly OO TO THE Post Office Book Store, . J. STSEI0HT, Proprietor, roa Tora Boots. Stationery, Pictures, Music, TOYS, CONFECTIONERY, Violin Strings, Newspapers, Novels, Song Books, etc., etc WALLPAPER. SF AHPaper Trimmed Free of Chares ALSO, DEALER IN MEDICINES AT J. H. BUTTERY'S, On Main Street, bet. Fifth and Sixth. Wholesale aud Retail Dealer in Drugs and Medicines, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Patent Medicines, Toilet Articles, etc., etc. Books, Stationery 3JLVGAZINES AND LATEST PUBLICATIONS. fJTeicriptlons carefully compounded hy an experienced Druggist. t$ REMEMBER THE PLACE Cor. Fifth and Main Streets, PLA.TTSMOUTII, NEB. rTRESCRIPTIONS carefully compounded at all honrs, day and night. 35-1 y J. W. SHANNON'S Feed, Sale and Livery STArtTiE. Main Street, Plattsmouth, Neb. THOS. V. SHRYOCK, DEALER IX Main St., bet. 5th and 6th, PLATTSMOUTH, - 3STEB. ALSO UNDERTAKER, And has on hand a large stock of Metallic Burial Cases, Wooden Coffins, Etc., Of all sizes, cheap for cash. Funerals Attended on Short Notice II. J. WATERMAN & SON, Wholeeale and Retail Dealers in PINE LUMBER, Lath. Shingles, SASH, D00ES, BLINDS, ETC., On Main St., cor. Fifth, PLATTSMOUTn, NEB. FOR YOUR CROCERIES J. V. Wecktoach, Cor. Third and Main Sts , Plattemoath. (Gnthmann's old stand.) lie keeps on hand a large and well-selected stock 01 FANCY GROCERIES, Coffees, Teas, Sugar, Sirup, Boots, Shoes, Etc., Etc., Etc., Etc. Aleo, a large stock of Dry Goods, Boots and Shoes, Crockery, Qneensware, Etc., Etc., Etc. In connection with the Grocery is a BAKERY and CONFECTIONERY. Highest Price Paid for Country Produce. A full stock at all times, and will not be undersold. Take notice of the Sign : "EMPIRE BAKERY AND GROCERY." -nlyl WILLIAM STADELMANN Has on hand one of the largest stocks of CLOTHING Gents' Furnishing Goods FOR SPRING AND SUMMER. I-5 I invite everybody in want of anything in my line to call at my store. South Side Main, bet. 5th & 6th Sts., And convince themselves of the fact. I have as a specialty in my Retail Departments a clock of Fine Clothing for Men and Boys, to which we in vite those who want good. I also keep on band a large and well-selected stock of Hats, Caps, Eoots, Shoes, Etc. jarlyl PHILADELPHIA STORE SOLOJIOX A XATIIAX, DEALERS IX " Fancy Dry Goods, Notions, Lalies5 Furnisliins (Moils. Largest, Cheapest, Finest and Best Assorted Stock in me city. POST OFFICE BUILDIXG, PLATTSMOUTn, NEB. We are prepared to sell chesper than they can he pnr chased elsewhere. GIVE T7S -A. , And examine oar Goods. restore on Main St., between 4th and 5th St., Plattsmouth, Neb. NHf I'LATTSMOliTII MILLS, PLATTSMOUTII NEBRASKA. CONRAD Heuel, Proprietor. FLOUR, CORN MEAL, FEED. Always on hand and for sale at lowest cash prices. The Highest Prices paid for Wheat and Corn. -Particular attention given to custom work. Condensed from Telegrams of Accompanjics Dales, Tuesday, April 27. The Roman Cath olic Bishops of Great Britain have written letters of sympathy to the Bishops of Germany and Switzerland, now claiming to suffer per secution at the hands of their respective Governments .... The Postmaster-General has issued an order canceling all awards of contracts heretofore made in favor of the par ties whose names are contained in the propo sals fraudulently imposed upon the depart ment by the complicity of clerks at the last reg ular letting, and directing the contracts to be immediately awarded to the respective bid ders whose proposals are next lowest in amount to the proposals thus rejected.. Secretary Delano has announced that in accordance with the advice of friends in various parts of the country, and in accord ance with his own judgment of his duty to himself and to the Republican party, he has indefinitely postponed his intended resigna tion.... The cross-examination of Mr. Par tridge, in the Beecher suit, was concluded on me -oin, ana .iizatein A.a nerre rainier, a professed spiritual medium, testified to having seen demonstrations of affec tion and intimacy between Mr. Tilton ana Airs. Woodhull and to nave over heard conversations between them relative to the publication of the Golden Aqe and Mrs. "Woodhull's paper as organs of Spiritualism Before the publication of the Woodhull scan dal witness says she heard the proef-sbeets of that document read to Mr. Tilton by Mrs. W.; also heard Mr. Tilton say, before the pub lication of the scandal, that the story about Mr. Beecher and his (Tilton's) wife was not true. Lawyer Tracy, of the defense, was called to the stand, but his testimony was de ferred till the 27th.... A collision occurred on the Baltimore & Potomac Railroad, in iaryiana, on the IJbth between two passen ger trains, and the two engines and four cars were completely demolished and nine persons were seriously in jured and several others slightly hurt.... Memorial Day was observed at Augusta, Ga., on the 2tth with unusually imposing cer emonies, the corner-stone of the Confederate monument being laid, after which the Ladies' Memorial Association decorated with flowers the graves of the Confederate and Federal dead in Augusta Cemetery. Wednesday, April 29. Paul Bovton Is to make a second attempt on the 27th of May to swim the British Channel.... Owing to the absenee of Mr. Beach the direct exam ination of Mr. Tracy was postponed on the 27th. J. F. St George testified that Mr. Tilton, Tennie C. Claflin and Mrs. Wood hull were in the Communist procession in 1871, and rode in the same carriage with Col. Blood.... The imposing ceremonies at tending the conferring of the scarlet cap (be retta) upon Cardinal McCloskey took place at St Patrick's Cathedral, New York, on the 27th, in the presence of many distinguished Catholic dignitaries and a large crowd of spectators.... Gen. II. II. Holman, of St. Louis, has been appointed lo cal architect in charge of the new Custom-House and PostofQce edifice now in process of erection in Chicago, vice A. A. Rankin, removed. It is 6tated that the new superintendent has discovered gome &erieus defects in the work already accomplished, and it is not impossible that it will all have to be done over again, at an extra ex pense, the Times says, of not much less than 11,000,000. ...The Iowa Republican State Con vention to nominate candidates for Governor, Lieutenant-Governor, Judge of Supreme Court and Superintendent of Public Instruc tion is to meet atDes Moines on the 30th of June. . .Planters in Tennessee are complaining greatly of the unprecedented destruction of mules and horses by the buffalo gnats.... In vestigation into the Texas border troubles would seem to have established the fact that neither Texans nor ex-Confederate soldiers, but Mexicans, are the perpetrators of the re cent robberies and other outrages. Thursday, April 29. At a recent meeting of the British Association of Agri cultural Engineers in London it was resolved that British manufacturers be advised not to send their products to the Centennial Exhibition, as the tariff imposed in Amer ica would prevent the sale of such articles and no practical good would result M. De Lafayette, President of the French Commission for the Philadelphia Exhibition, states that encouraging letters have been re ceived from all parts of France . . . -The Prince of Wales has been installed Grand Master of the United Grand Lodge of Masons, in London Judgo J. Edwards Pierrepont, of New York, has been tendered by the Presi dent and has accepted the position of Attorney-General of the United States.... In his evidence on the 2Sth Mr. Tracy said that in his interview with Messrs. Tilton and Moulton the charge made against Mr. Beecher was improper proposals; Mr. Tilton denied the charge as now alleged ; Mr. Moul ton had never told wituess at these Interviews that Mr. Beecher was guilty of the greater crime, nor did witness say that if the charge was true it was a case in which lying was justifiable; witness had, however, advised a general deni al of the Woodhull 6candal, which Mr. Tilton said he could not do, as it was partly true; he (witness) also advised the destruction of all the documents in the possession of Mr. Moul ton ... Oshkosh, Wis., was visited by a terrible conflagration on the 28th. The area burned over is about a mile and a half in length by half a mile in width. The principal business blocks in the city and the finest residences were destroyed, including all the newspaper offices, the opera-house, the court house, the banks, all the hotels except one, the telegraph office, several saw and shingle mills, and millions of feet of lumber. Three 1 lives were lost and hundreds of families were rendered homeless. The loss is variously estimated at from $750,000 to $2,000,000. Friday, April 30. A Constable and two deputies, having the necessary legal docu ments, undertook, on the 21th, to eject a miner's family from a house near Wilkesbarre, Pa., the house having been bought at Sheriff's sale. Women drove off the officers with tones and other missiles. The Constable sub sequently returned with increased force and made several arrests, when the party was at tacked by armed miners and two of their number were killed and a third mortally wounded. They again returned with a larger force and captured and ironed the family oc cupying the disputed premises . . . .Carl Schurz and family left New York on the 29th on a visit to Europe. Previous to leaving that city Mr. Schurz was given a complimentary ban quet, at which William M. Evarts presided ..Gen. Tracy finished his direct testimony on the 29th, and he was cross-examined Vy Mr. Beach. His evidence was mainly contra dictory of the statements of Messrs. Tilton and Moulton in regard to witness' con nection with the parties prior to" the beginning of the present suit... .The Weber furniture factory in Detroit and ten or twelve dwelling-houses adjoining have been destroyed by fire, in flic tin z a loss of about $300,003 It is announced that the breaks in the Union Pacific Railroad, caused by the freshets In the Rocky Mountains, have been repaired, and that trains have resumed their regular trips. The little busy John Bee, of Rhode Island, improved the shining hour to pick thirty-one pockets at one prayer-meeting. The bum amounted to $715. THE MARKETS. ArBii. 30, 1873. NEW YORK. Cotton Middling upland, 16163c. Live Stock. Beef Cattle $11.5(X13.25. Hogs Live, Sheep Live (unshorn), $6.00 S.OO. Brbadstucts. Flour Good to choice, $5.2X8 5.50; white wheat extra, $5.506.ao. Wheat No. 2Cbicago. $1.1831.20; No. 2 Northwestern, $1.19 &1.20'J; No. 2 Milwaukee spring, $1.201.21!4. Rye Western and State, 95&$1.03. Barley $1.413,1.4-.. Corn Mixed Western, 90aWc. Oats Western. 7&75!4c. Pkovisions. Pork New Mess, $23.0a&22.12V4 Lard Prime Steam, 15.16c. Cheese 10 164c. Wool. Domestic fleece, 48&dc CHICAGO. Lrv Stock. Beeves Choice, $G.2'&6.50; good, $5.8.t6.10; medium. $5.505.75; butch ers' stock, $4.255.75; stock cattle, $1.0(X&5.40. Hogs Live, $7.75&8.75. Sheep Good to choice (unHhoru), $5.7jS&6.75. Provisions. Butter Choice, 2430c. Ef; Fresh, 14'i15c. Cheese Now York Factory, 17&17,ic; Western Factory, 10K17c. Pork Mess, $iil.8522.00. Lard $15.5515.60. BaEAUSTurps. Flour White Winter Extra, $5.00&7.OO; eprinp extra, $1.G05.25. Wheat Spring, No. 2, $1.04&1.04K. Corn No. 2, 76 i6!ic. Oats No. 2, 62&62Xc. Rye No. , $1.0&l.O7. Barley No. 2, $1.283.1.30. Wool. Tub-washed, 4"j58c; fleece, washed. 4iX&50c; unwashed, 2737c. Lcxbbr. First Clear, $52.00&55.00; Second Clear, $t 1.0047.00; Common Boards, $11.00(3) 12.00: Fencing, $13.0013.50; "A" Shingles $:.0CQ3.25; Lath. $2.00&,2.25. CINCINNATI. Breadsttjtfs. Flour $5.80(26.00. Wheat- Red, $1.3ai-35- Corn 73&75C. Rye $1.18 (&1.-30. Oats C75L69C. Barley No. 2, $1.33.1.40 Provisions. Pork $21.!id22.00. Lard 15K 15?ic ST. LOUIS. Lrvs Stock. Beeves Jfair to choice, $5.50Q 6.37!-,. IIoa-Live, $6. 75.8. 30. BBiAUSTurrs. Flour XX Fall, $5.5035.60. Wheat No. 2 Red Fall, $1.3U31.36!4. Corn No. 2, 73'43.74V4c Oats No. 2, (i364!C. Rye- No. 1, $l.O71.08. Barley No. 2, $1.32(31.35. Provisions. Pork Mese, $22.00322.37. Lard 15315'c. MILWAUKEE. Brbadstpfm. Flourfcpring XX, $4.90(35.20. Wheat Spring, No. 1, $l.O6!J&1.07; No. 2, $1.03 31.03V. Corn No. 2, 733.73ic. Oats No. 2, b04.lc. Rye No. 1, $1.163.1.17. Barley ro 2, f 1.20!431-23. Brbadstuits. Wheat Extra, $1.2331.30, Corn No. 1, 75!4376!4c. Oats No. 1, 6K&G6C. TOLEDO. Brb ADSTcrrs. Wheat Amber Michigan, tl.2431.1: No. 2 Red. $1.24'i31.25. Corn- High Mixed, 7737C. Oats No. 2, G4H365C. CLEVELAND. Breadstuffs. Wheat No. 1 Red, S1.23!i3 1.29; No. 2 Red. $1.21V4Gl-2. Corn High Mixed, 77S"Sc. Oats No. 1, 67g3c. BUFFALO. Live Stock. Beeves $5.7336 62!4. Hogs- Live, $7.5038.55. Sheep Live (unshorn), $6.40 6.80. EAST LIBERTY. Lrvs Stock. Beeves Best, $6.757.50; me dium, $6.0036.2?. Hogs Yorkers, $7.758.00; Philadelphia, $S.909.10. Sheep Best, $6.50 00; medium, $3.75(0,6.25. their melancholy way to such quarters as they could go to. Thurman accompanied Foven to his house on the comer of Clark and Wisconsin streets, but what his move ments in the future w ill be he does not know. THE SECOND-ADVEXTISTS. Chicago, Scene at Tlielr jneetlnz In Chicago on tlie M-lit of April 19. The Second-Adventists of whose leaders had all along prophesied and unouestionablv expected the second comins o? Christ on the evening of April 19, assembled in an upper room at dark to celebrate the Lord's Supper, at which they expected Christ himselt to be present. e condense the ioliowing from ihe Chicago Tribune's account of the scenes at this meetin1': A ihr.nder-storm wliien came up early in the evening carried Ihe assem blage to an ecstatic pitch of excitement, and they eagerly peeieil tlirougli tue win dows and watched, as the storm swept alons and the lightning flashed, expecting every moment to see their Lord ruling in the heavens. The washing of the disci ples' feet, which was conducted with so lemnity and feelinir. was followed by the Last Supper" ana tie w ine, in tne oruer that thee sacraments are usually cele brated. IJv this time it was nearly mid night, and despair began to lie manifest in the countenance of the Elder. lie arose to address his flock, and said he did ex pect to be with Jesus by that time, and was honest and sincere in teach ing his flock to so believe, lie had taken Christ ft His word, as He had revealed jiimseli" in the Holy Scrip tuies. Yet, if Christ did not come, he did not see how the period of His appearance could ever be shown. All prophetic dates ended on the rJlh ot Apul. He seemed stupefied at the greatness of his disap pointment Ihen a hvmn was sung, and as the minute touched the hour of twelve a deo groan ran through the assembly. Then followed a pitiful scone. Women wrung their hands in bitter anguish; strongmen buried their faces and wept and groaned. The violent descent from ecstatic jov to terrible disappointment bruised and crushed their spirits. Thur man sat still and murmuring, as if dazed and slupelied with the greatness of his calamity. The work of his lifetime had fallen to nothingness. l lie nrm looting of his faith had suddenly slipped from under him, and the horrors of darkness encompassed him. He then pronounced the benediction and sat down in moody silence, while his followers went on groan inir anil weeping. ihe scenes attendant upon the break-up oj the meeting battle description. With the tears rolling down their cheeks they sang the hymn: Jesus, I my cross have taken. All to leave and follow Thee, Naked, poor, despised, forsaken, Thou, from hence, my all shall be. Some tried to cheer the more broken- spirited by suggesting variovs possibilities of the prophetic dates extending for some time longer. Fojren, w hose joy and hap piness in anticipation had lcen boundless, stood up and said, in a voice broken with sobs. " It is no use! It is no use! We are either diappointed or we are not disap pointed, and if we are not disappointed then we did expect Jesus with faith. Nothing but Jesus can cheer our hearts to-night. Jly heart is broken. I never expect to see my home again or do anoth er stroke of work. I feel bitter, bitter, dis appointed." The tears poured down his cheeks, and his grief seemed to be intoler ably great "This is the feeling of my heart. Nothing can satisfy me but the coming of Jesus. I don't know what I shall do if Jesus don't come. Lord, help me. I hate to go to my home again." They wept and fell on one another's necks. Many of them uid not know where to go or what to do, as they had re linquished their lodgings and given away their furniture and everything. In the ex tremiiy of their distress the;r affections still clung to Thurman. The men all came to him and gave him the kiss of) peace, according to the:r fashion. One of ihem pressed him to come and stay with him. Thurman said, sadly: " I don't feel like seeing anybody now. I wish I cou'd sink into my grave." The women gath ered around him and he shook hands w ith them. A number of people had to remain where they were. Others went to the houses- of those who were fortunate enough to retain homes. One man named Miller, w ho had disposed of over $0000 worth of property, asked perails sion of a brother to sleep on his floor that night. An old, white-haired woman r.nid that she had a place to go to to-night, but what she should do next God only knew. The children were crying, babies squalling and women wringing their hands in anguish as at about half-past one the assembly dispersed, pursuing Tbe Great Fire la Oshkosh, Wis. The thriving and beautiful city of Oshkosh, Wis, was yesterday the scene of a terrible conflagration, which re duced to ruins an area of about one square mile, containing the finest portion of the city, and involving a loss estimat ed at over $ 2,000.000. The fire is said to have broken out after one o'clock in the afternoon in a saw-mill, and from thence, aided by a fierce gale from the northwest, the flames extended to other" mills and lumber-yards, the embers from which, borne on the high wird, rapidly communicated the fire to adjacent buildings, and it was soon rag ing so furious and fast as to be beyond control. A wide swath was mowed by the flames through the choicest portion of the city, and it was not until after several hours of battle, in which all possible assistance was rendered by the fire departments of neighboring cities, that the dreadful destruc tion was stayed. The ruin wrought was something pitiful the equivalent, in Oshkosh, to Chicago s great blaze o. 1871. The Court-House, Posloflicc, Opera-Ilouse, hotels (with one excep tion), four newspaper offices, banks, telegraph olflce, scores of business blocks and their contents, a large num ber of elegant residences, manufactories, mills, etc., were destroyed, involving poverty and ruin for a large number of firosperous citizens; three lives were ost, according to our latest advices, and hundreds of families were rendered homeless. Oshkosh has been singularly unfortunate in regard to conflagrations. No longer ago than July 14, i874, the date of Chicago's tecond great fire, Osh kosh suffered tbe destruction of 600 houses, with a loss of about $800,000. Hardly have her energetic and plucky citizens had time to recover from this blow before another and far more terrible calamity overtakes their city. Her sufferingpeople will have the sincere sympathy of Chicago and the North west, and more material manifestations will not be lacking in our city. Osh kosh, though fearfully stunned by this monster catastrophe, has within herself the power of recuperation and recovery. Her fine natural advantages, together with the enterprise and spirit of her citizens, will soon set the city on her feet again. Chicago Tribune, April 29. SESE AND NONSENSE. The Fhilosophy of Mixtures. Much questioning has been made first and last, especially by hygienists, about the propriety of mixingdifl'erent materials in cooking, it is strongly urged mat in the perfect preparation of dishes thev should consist of simples only. If this idea be strict lv carried out the science of cookery would mostly be done away with. The only exceptions would be in the proc esses of parching and roasting, lor the plainest breads and mushes cannot be made without an admixture of water. We think it would be very difficult to prove that il would 1)3 auy less objectionable to dilute nature's per feet preparations with water than to mingle them with each otli er. Further, the same principle applies to the mingling of two or more kinds of food at the same meal, for it is no worse to mix them in the mouth or in the stomach than in the cooking. Of course it is possible to make a whole meal of one kind of food and enjoy it. When a re striction upon gormandizing is neces sary, it might be best to resort to this de vice, la ordiuary cases, however, we think people are better nourished and have their digestive powers more thoroughly broughlinto action to have both fruits and grains, and several of them, at the same meal. The practice of many of our best hygienists coincides with this opinion. We are speaking now of well people. The sick, of course, ha-e their diet as well as their general treatment prescribed by their physician. It should oe rernemuereu, However, mat when different materials are mingled the cooking should be sufficient for the hard est, w hichever that may be. In these mixt ures oi rye nnd Indian corn tne cooking should be suflicient for the corn, and they are usually cooked a very long time. science of Health Giants and Dwarfs. A paragraph is going the rounds of the daily press, rehearsing the names of many eminent men who have shown extraordinary energy in war and politics as being short rather than tall, which has suggested the subject of this brief sketch. Naiwdeon was quite short, only aliout five feet four inches: Nelson was very small. and Wellington hardly five feet ciiht inches in heiaht. Peter the Great was quite a short man ; Louis the Fourteenth was a pigmy in body, always dressing to appear tailer than he really was; William the Third was also far below the ordinary size; while his opponent, Luxemburg, was a dwarf. In ancient records we read of some famous though diminutive people, among the extreme of whom was Philetas, the poet, contemporary with Hippocrates, and who was obliged to ballast himself- to avoid being blown away by the wind ; also of a famous Egyptian dwarf named Calis tus, who at the age of twenty-live did not weigh more than a fat partridge; and lastly of another poet, Aristratusr of whom it was said that his stature was so small no one could see him ! In more modern times there was Sir Geoffrey Hudson, who at the age of thirty was but eighteen inches high. Count Joseph Borowlaski at twenty vears of age measured two feet four inches, thousrh at thirty years he grew to three feet three inches. Nicholas Ferry was another celebrated dwarf, weighing less than one pound when born, but at twenty years had grown to the ' height of twenty-two inches, and died at tweniy-three years. Prince Colobri, a Slesvig dwarf, was under twenty-six inches. There is a Dutch "Tom Thumb" now living about the same height. Giants are rarer occurrences than dwarfs, and statistics show that they are not so long-lived. Bryne, a famous lrish giant who died in "London some years since, measured eight feet two inches. Cornelius Magrath, also well known in England, measured seven feet eight inches. Ed ward Malone, another Iiishman, was seven feet 6even inches, the same stature as Daniel Carclamus, a Swedish giant. A skeleton dug up in a Roman camp at St. Albans, England, was eight feet four inches, and must have been more in liie. Goliath of Gath, according to Biblical writers, measured eleven feet in height, and Maximimus, the Emperor, was lully nine feet in height. There has w ithin a few years been exhibited in this city a Prussian who measured over eight leet, and who seemed like a church-steeple at the side of Tom Thumb and Commodore Nutt, with whomhe generally appeared. N. T. Weeklv. tThe Lancaster (Pa.) Gazette says the Ohio elections have proven anything but a bonanza for the Democrats. They have not only not carried all the cities they captured last fall, but in several of those they still hold their majorities have been greatly reduced. The proportion of i reduction established by the recent elec tions would give the State to the Republi cans by a handsome majority. The first thing a man takes in his life is bis milk the last thing his bier. Scalp-hunters Fine-teeth combs. What relation is the door to the door mat A step farther. The Philadelphia Chronicle mentions the death of a millionaire " who was quite a respectable person." This is the way an " intelligent comp set up the Halls of the Montezumas: "The Hells of the Monte Games." - It is a saddening spectacle to see peo ple squandering money, and know that you can't help them do it Danbury Ar. " I say, Pat, what are you about sweep ing out the room " " JNo," answers Par, " I am sweeping out the dirt and leaving the room." Come now. Are you ever going to stop talking alxnit that "shot heard round the world ?" Shoot that shot. It is easier to bear up under our mis fortunes than to survive the comments of our friends on them. Twenty sophomores of Dartmouth College arc afflicted with that cheerful and picturesque complaint known as the mumps. The Rochester Democrat proposes to date the orisrin of the Genesee Falls 100 years back and have a centennial. Now that it is learned that the fruit buds are destroyed, all the small specu lators will go int the lruit trade. A cruel and unusual punishment is inflicted on the prisoners in the Bangor (Me.) jail, i.i allowing the students from the lheological Seminary to preach raw sermons to them. The Tulare (Cal.) Times resents as an outrage the conduct of some parties who are cuttinz one of the bi? trees in the I u h're grove, thinyfect in diameter and over 300 in height, for exhibition at the Cen tennial. A Detroiter is to be married on the Fourth of Julv. Few men care to invite at such an early stage in the matrimonial career the blowinsr up which is at some time sure to come. Epitaphs were discussed before a fel low of twenty-five, who thought they were too complicated, and gave the tol lowing as w hat he would like to have on his tomb: '.'JOHN THOMPSON, lSoO-1950." A V irertnia widow relusea to marry a bald-headed man, though he was a mill lonaire. Mie explained : "vte'u nave a famity fight some time, and lie has no hair to catch hold oi." Think what destruction would have been caused if the spelling-school fever had ever struck the Aztec Empire. V hy, when they were at their meals and want ed bread they had to ask for totauquitlax- callillaquelpacholli. It is cited by the New York papers 83 a curious fact that while the filthy, tumble-down markets of that city are crowded from morning till night no one can sell anything in those which are handsome and spacious. A quiet, peaceable gentleman in Phil adelphia has recently given up business, sent his family into the country and calm ly announces liis determination of devot ing the remainder of his life in discover ing the man who sent him a paving-stone by express with seventeen dollars charges on it. " It was Jones who got mad at his wife the other night when he thought he heard burglars in the house. She wouiuu't let him go down in any more than the single garment he had on, lest if he should get stabbed she'd have to mend a hole in his pants. The Italian geographers have made considerable progress in the interior of Africa, and claim by letter to have dis covered one of the Nile heads. They have not yet come across Stanley, but he will find them before they get through. Neither the advice of others nor their experience is worth anything to the aver age man. A noted gunner in Maine, who leaves a wi.-e and five children, tried to pu'l a double-barreled gun out of a chest by the muzzle the other day. Louisville has had a sensation. A bull-dog belonging to a prominent citizen attempted to chew a " spoon" fish-hook ; one of the prongs entered his unper lip and the other the lower. No one dared to take it out until chloroform was administered to the furious animal. Those unfortunate persons who have been discomfited at the spelling-matches may, perhaps, derive some consolation from the fact that two gieat writers of the English language, Arlemus Ward and Chaucer, had a very insuiricient acquaint ance with orthography. The age of heroism is not entirely run out. There, lor example, is Mrs. Llio kins, who s; vs " it's too hard times to buy a new bonuet this spring," and she has ic solved not to do it. A more remarkable instance of heroic self-denial on the part of modern womankind can scaicely be imagined. The berretta, an article to which allu sion has frequently been made in connec tion with the investment oi cardinal jic Closkey, is the usual square cap worn when in church by all Catholic priests who are not officiating at the altar; onlv in the case of a Cardinal its color is scar let instead of black. Mrs. M. II. Burnham's notion of a spring hat: "It won't make much differ ence ihis weather whether one has a nice spring hat or a poor one. A little flannel hood Jineu Willi camphor and trimmed about the ears wilh roasted onions for the earache, and rigged with American mustard-leaves for face trimming, will suit our neuralgic condition best." According to Drake, the Boston his torian, there was in that city in 1725 a seventeen-year-old boy with all the traiis of Jesse Pomeroy, who enticed three little children into by-places and tortured them. The penalty inflicted upon him wasmirty- nine lashes at the cart's tail, twelve at the gallows, thirteen at two other places, and hard labor in the Bridewell for six months. At Cedar Keys, Fla., a real pirate has appeared an aged Spaniard, who calls himself Rios de Ralfo. He once assisted in the burial of a large amount of treasure at Cedar Keys, which he has re turned to unearth, and has actually suc ceeded in discovering an iron box con taining many precious stones and old Spanish coins of an estimated value of $10,000. Tbe Postmaster of Monticello, Ga., re cently pei formed the feat of reading a let ter without hearing its contents. An old woman who had never been to school got a letter one dr.y and asked the Postmaster to read it for lier. She did not want him to hear it, so the took a wad of cotton out of her pocket and sin fled his ears w ith it. She then had him read the ?et er in a low voice and was perfectly satisfied that the reader could not hear a w ord of it This is reported as a late actual occurrence, but it is one of thoe things that used to hap pen (in newspapers) when the oldest of us were boys. A man in Baltimore called on a grave digger one day to have his wife's grave sodded. He was an extremely penurious man and higgled a long time over the price of the sinlding. Suddenly he lecame mute, while his eyes were fixed upon a neighboring tombstone. H's daughter and the grave-digger stood back iu respect for the feelings of the old gentleman, in whose mind they supposed the sight of that tablet had called up the memory of a dear departed friend, for grief was tiepici ed in his countenance and he was visibly agitated. At length the deep emotion which swellelhi3w bosom found vent in this pathetic outburst: " My God! when did that man die? He owes me $-00, and I'll never see a cent oi it:" The young hero of Ihe following nar rative must have a mercurial temperament. The Gilroy (Cal.) Advocate says: "A few days ago Mrs. Anna Babb's little 1kv drank a pound of quicksilver. The child is less than three years old, and even in California is considered rather young to indulge in so strong a beveraire. He found the mercury lottIe in some rubbish in an old trunk while plaving, and drank the whole, leaving but a lew drops. The physician was sent for, who administered some light remedy. The child gave no other indication of having taken the mer cury than drowsiness. I lie metal did not all leave the stomach for ten days, hut he was about all the time and is now bright as ever." A correspondent of the Utica Ob server writing from Rome, N. Y., tells a curious story of one Jlezekiah Wright, living a few miles from that city, who sold his wife to one Torrence. The agreement between the parties is repro duced, as follows: "The agreement wit- nesseth That I, Ilezekiah Wright, of the first part, for the consideration of three bunches of shingles, one-half acre of un- harvested corn, and one-half of an acre of unharvested potatoes, do sell, assign and transfer all my right, title and interest in and to my wife, Mary Wright, to Joseph loirence, ot me second part." I Signed and sea'ed. After the instrument in writ ing had been drawn the same was read to the wife of the seller, who w itnessed the same and agreed to lecome the property ot the purchaser, and accordingly gatnered her personal effects and took up her abode with air. lorrence. The following ingenious arrangement of a sentence is taken from the Carolina Sentinel, April 7, 1818. It maybe read in over 2,UO() ways without altering the orisi nal words, by beginning at the letter K, which will be found in the center of the diamond : e eve e v i v e e v i 1 i v e e v i 1 & 1 i v e evil&t&livc evil&tnt&live evil it t n c nt&livc evil & tne pent&live evil&tnepepentklive evil&tnepellcpent&live evil&tnepepent&live evil fctnepentfe live evil&tnent&live cvil&tnt&Iive evil &tfc live evilfc live e v i 1 i v e e v i v e eve e The mule is eertalnlv a hard animal to kill, especially if he makes up his mind that he will not d;e. On the mountain side, burdened with a heavy pack, his foothold is as firm and sure as the earth on wnicn it rests; but when me earth jives way, as it sometimes does, pack ami mule go rolling over and over down the sleep hill or precin-ce; the animal may be killed, apparently, two or thee times before he gets to the bottom, but he has generally lives enough left to secure him a good old age and naairai death. I nave seen a wheel mi'le fall and become buried under a heavily-lop.ded was,on so completely that not a hicit of the animr! was visible. Yet when the wagon and load were removed the mule got up and grazed as though nothing had happened, and seemed to le the only party there that was not surprised. I dd hear ot one mule in the West which died from violence. He fell into a quartz mill and was stamped to a jelly; then passed into the furnace and was roasted to a white heat, which made him perspire freely. On coming out of the furnace a foolish man declared he was dead. But it is said that when a curious skeptic pounded up some of the furnace quartz with a pestie suoiny alter me Dray oi tne mule in the mortarwas distinctly heard. 8. J. Barroirs. in Atlantic for May. Coming for Him. We hope that with the passing away of the snow wi'l disappear all temptation to repeat the disgraceful scene enacted on Munson street on Jfriday atternoon. As near as we can ascertain, tne particulars are as follows: Mr. Robinson, who occupies the house next north of Merrill's grocery, was en gaged in shoveling the snow from the roof into the street. During the work he heard a scream from below, and looking over the cornice he saw a man w ilh hair, neck and clothes full of snow, dancing up and down on the walk and shaking his fist toward Mr. Robinson. " What do you mean by throwing your blasted snow over me?" gasped the slianser. " Who threw snow on you ?" very nat. urally inquired Mr. Robinson, there being every probabili.y i a the world that it was thrown on him several davs l.efoie. " You did; just this minit," asserted the stranger, mo I positively. " ell, I didn't mean to throw it on you. now'd i know you were merer--said Mr. Robinson, feeling that the oc casion cabled for some firmness. "Whv in thunder ain't you looking to see what you're doin', and not be flinging your snow all over creation, burying up respectable peopiey uemanueu me stranser. " Who are you, anyway?" said Robin son, raising his voice to me Key auopteu by the stranger. " I'll teach vou who I am if you douce me again w ith your avalanche," screamed the stranger. Both men were now talking at the top of their voices being some twenty feet apart and several w indows in the neigh borhood went up. " W hat do vou mean by talking to me that way?" screamed Robinson. I ll snow you, it you come uown nere, you dough-faced guillotine," shrieked the stranger " Don't you call me names," roared Robinson "or I'll come down there and split your- head open with this snow- shovel." "Oh, just you come, just you come," screamed the stransrer w iih the snow in his neck, going passionately through the motions ot blacking a pair ot imaginary eyes. " i hat s an I ask. oi you, you cock eyed bedbug!" " Stop your hollering around nere, you bow-legged reptile," yelled Robinson, dancim on the cdee of the roof in an ecstacy of rage, "or I'll hammer the lights out of j-ou in alxmt a Murder! hel " And in an instant the insrhtened man was sailing toward the walk, madly claw ing the air with a pair of logs and a long handled snow-shovel. The occupants of the windows sent up a scream of horror. while the individual on the walk gave one frenzied glance at the approaching spectacle and turned about and fled dis tractedly up the street, shouting " Fire!" and " Police!" at every jump. Robinson struck into the snow with a velocity that nearly unjointed his neck, but he was on his feet in an instant, actively warding off the blows of an imaginary assailant, and crying at the top of his voice: Keep him oft' n me. Help! help! for the sake of my family help me." Mr. Merrills, who had been attracted, to tbe door by the noise, came out and took him by the arm, and told him the sti pnger had fled. "Gone?" quickly ejaculated Mr. Rob inson, looking hurriedly around." It is well he has. I was coming for him, Mer rills; coming for him hot, and I guess he eaw it." Danbury tfeics. 1 Senator Gordon' Platform. Gen. Gordon, of Georgia, i the leading DemtK-ratic Senator from the Southern Slates, and, with Mr. Lamar, of Missis sippi, spoke in New Hampshire Just be fore the late election. The two gentlemen were selected for the service probably be cause they are courteous and conciliatory in speech and show a sag ieity in observ ing the necessities of the political situation which is supjH)sed to be essential to Dem ocratic success. Their presence in New Hampshire had, however, an effect which waa not expected by the managers. It served undoubtedly to force home upon the minds of the people of that State the question whether they w tre ready to in vite to the control of tin- Government a party whose representative leaders, how ever honorable personally, were leaders in the late war for thesviostruction of the Union.- It wits probably a conviction of this fact that led Senator Gordon, in a late interview, to say that the tune had not yet come to nominate for the Presidency an ex-rebel soldier. The Richmond Vhig also says that " it would not do." It seems very dirhcult for many persons to understand that while there is no vin dit tiveness of feeling whatever in this part of the country toward the late enemies of the Government, while there is no dispo sition to insist upon a harsh or revengeful policy, and a constant consciousness that the lately-divided country must be and will be hereafter united upon h better un derstanding than has ever existed, there is also no pusillanimity nor blindness, but a perfectly clear perception of the truth that the Government should remain in the control of the party that represents sincere and proved fidelity to the principles upon which the Union has leen restored; the party whose traditions are those of lib erty, justice, intelligence and industry. To prove that a man does not halo "the South," it is not necessary that he should prefer ex-relel soldiers to loyal soldiers, nor that h should think that Messrs. Gordon and Lamar, for ex ample, have any profounder faith in re publican institutions or are more truly patriotic than Mr. Blaine or Mr. Garfield. There seems to be an opinion in some quarters that to prefer a stanch Republi can to a late Confederate Democrat is " to rake over the embers" and to blow up tho expiring flames of civil strife. It is part of the delusion of 1872 that the only way to " shake hands over the bloody chann" that is, to maintain proper relations w ith, the Southern States is to bring into power the party that would have sold lib erty to prevent the war, and would havo sacrificed justice to buy peace. Is it said, as some " Liberals" said in 1872. that such a party no longer exists? What party, then, elects Fernando Wood and Senators Eaton and Cockerel! to Congress ? We are told that the country wishes "the policy" of the Democratic party. But nolnxly knows what that policy is. The only point upon which there is any revelation or general agreement is, as wo have already said, virtual support of tho White League. As en. Gordon was chosen as a Democratic orator in New Hampshire, his view of a proper policy is as instructive and valuable as that of any Democratic leader, and he has imparted it to a reporter. He would have the Demo crats declare for honesty and concord: make a definite pledge that " tbe people of the South" will protect the negro in all his rights; and, finally, insist upon constitutional government in the State and nation. This platform, with a good candidate, he thinks would carry tho country. But as for the first jxiint, hon esty, we are not aware that experience has shown it to be h distinctive quality of Democratic administration, either in tho government of the city of Iscwork or in that of the country under its last Democratic President. As for " concord," why is it to be especially expected tf a party which. feels that it is of paramount necessity to pledge itself in the same breath that it will not countenance the massacre and oppression of fellow-citi zens? If the recognized practice of tho party is "concord" with all white and all black citizens, why announce H as a pol icy? But if it is not the Democratic practice, who will credit as a policy? The pledge which Gen. Gordon would have his party give is a confession that the Republican charge against that party is true, and that there is Democratic acquiescence in the oppression of tho ne-rro. Besides, what distincter pledge. what fairer promise could this party ofler than its Baltimore platform furnished in 1H7'2? And what pledges were ever more bloodily broken ? The veiy words Gen. Gordon uses are significant "The people of the South will protect the negro." That is the fatal shioboleth which always be trays the Democrat He means by "the people" his own caste ot color. r.inally, he would insi t upon consti tutional government." And would he have it according to the Virginia and Kentucky resolutions, or according to the interpretation which he and his friends gave to the constitution in waging a war of secession, or according to Mr. Eaton's " State sovereignty," which is the last Democratic utterance uion the subject? And why should the country suppose that he an his friends would respect the new parts of the Constitution, in their spirit as well as in their letter, more truly than those who framed and adopted them ? In deed, there is nothing in Gen. Gordon's suggestions of a Democratic policy which the very stanchest Republicans do not maintain, while the action of the Demo crats has afforded no reason whatever for supposing that such a policy is regarded by them as more than a promise toinsnaro the unwary. Jarjer's Weekly. tW During the reorganization of the Louisiana House of Representatives under the Wheeler adjustment a resolution was adopted, part of which is as follows: "And the House ot Representatives, as to its members as constituted under the award of Messrs. Hoar, Wheeler, Frye, Marshall, Potter and Phelps, shall remain trithovt cumge, except by resignation r death of members, until a new general elec tion." This resolution was adopted by a large majority, receiving the votes of most of the Democrats. On the strength of this and other pledges contained in the reso lution the members unseated under the Wheeler award quietly, and with excellent grace, gave their places to Democrats. Lnder these circumstances, me unsealing of four more Republicans and the seating of four Democrats in their places was a most despicable act of bad faith. It can hardly be expected that the Republicans will hereafter put any confidence in Dem ocratic pledges. It will ue war to tne knife, and no compromise, in the future; and the Democrats w ill have to carry on their fight without much outside sympa thy. Chicago Times. K'fTTe Democrats in the Louisiana House of Representaiives, after having solemnly agreed to abide by the terms of the Wheeler compromise, by which the late political troubles in that State were to be amicably adjusted, yesterday perfidi ously violated their pledges by unsealing four Republican members of the House and voting Democrafs into their places. This virtually gives the Democracy tho full control of the Legislature and doubt less w ill reopen the old trouble in an iw virrler.ee. Is there no longer eucli a ining as Democratic honesty or god fuith ex tant tCh icago J ou mat, April 2 1 . "Im. partial observers ot me course oi me Democratic party during the past winter, psneciallv in the Western Stales, ore not overwhelmingly impressed w ith the con viction that the good of the country de mands a restoration of the Democracy to power." - t3fThe New York Tribune ztiys: ,n n n