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Twins, like misfortunes, never come
fcingly.
-Husband, -where shall I cet the tick-
ing for our new feather bed?" "Any
place where you can get the tick."
, A critia says that no English woman
Of cultivation wears her garter below
her knee as it is ruinous to the calf.
It has now become a question as to
Whether a phrenologist can tell what a
barrel contains by examining its head.
To whist players Should a chim
ney-sweep trump his partner's trick
when he carlnot follow suit?
One of the eate3t toasts ever given
'""Woman, the last werd on our lips,
because it comes from the bottom of
our hearts."
Bismarck's wife, who died lately.
was her husband's secretary, clerk and
messenger. All private dispatches
Were first read by Frau Bismarck.
A woman in Iowa broke the handle
of a neighbor's spade in killing a snake
who had attacked her infant child, and
he now sues her for its Value
nen you see a liare-lieaued man
following a cow through the font gate,
and filling the air ith garden imple
ments and profanity, you may know
. that his cabbage-plants have been set
out.
uu lrisnman, seeing a snip very
heavily ladne, and scarcely above the
water's edge, exclaimed: "Upon my
A - a
Soul! if the river was but a little
higher, the ship would go to the bot
tom r
The regents of the Michigan Univer
sity refuse to appoint professors of
homeopathy, as ordered by the Legisla
ture, and the Circuit Court gives them
Until November 7 to show cause why
a mandamus compelling their obedi
ence should not be issued.
SLIDIMMIATE JtOYALTT.
A Missouri correspondent writes us
that parties are roaming over Livings
ton and adjoining counties, in Missouri,
collecting royalty from farmers, who
use the slide and swing gate. We pre-
. sumo these farmers do not take the
l'rairie Farmer, or they would know
better than to pay the claimants with
out a law-suit. We have exposed the
absurdity of the claim so often, that
We have little sympathy for the dupes.
'--Prairie Farmer.
TEllltlULE FIRE.
One of the worst prairie fires it has
ever been our painful duty to chronicle,
occurred in the southern part of the
State, on Tuesday last. It started near
the Otoe Indian reservation, near Be
atrice, and traversed twenty-five miles.
Near Wilbur, it approached a school
house filled with children. The school
grounds were provided with the usual
safeguards but the children were panic
stricken and started for home. Ten
were overtaken and three were burned
to death on the spot ; three others were
burned so badly that their lives are
despaired of, and the other four maimed
badly. Mrs. Morey, in attempting to
save her children was also burned to
death. Several houses and large quan
tities of grain were destroyed. Fre
mont Tribune.
Why Some are Poor.
Cream is allowed to mould and spoil.
Silver spoons are used to scrape kettles.
The scrubbing brush is left in the wa
ter. White handled knives are thrown
into hot water. Brooms are never hung
tip and are soon spoiled. Dish cloths
are hung where the mice can destroy
them. Tubs are left in the sun to dry
and fall apart. Clothe3 are left on the
line to whip to pieces in the wind. The
pf -crust Is allowed to sour, instead of
making a few tarts for tea. Dried fruit
is not taken care of in season and be
comes wormy. Vegetables are thrown
away that would do to warm for break
fast The cork is left out of the sugar
jar, and the (lies take possession. Bits
cf meat are thrown out that would
make hashed meat or hash. Coffee,
tea, pepper and spices are left to stand
open and loose their strength. Pork
spoils for the want of salt, and beef
because the brine wants scalding.
YTtlkle Collins and Charles Bradlangh.
A New York telegram says : At the
reception of Mr. AVilkie Collins at
the Lotus Club on Saturday night a
remarkable scene followed the intro
duction of Charles Bradlaugh, late in
the evening, in the restaurant. He re
ferred pointedly to the fact that class
distinctions in England were so great
tfliat thi3 American club had given him
on'foreign soil the first opportunity of
his life to meet a countryman whom
he was so glad to honor, and even to
eay a word in his praise. "There was
no club in England," said he, "that
would give mo an equal privilege."
The speech was received with wild
outbursts of enthusiasm. Prolonged
cheers were freely given, and even af
ter Bradlaugh had turned to hi3 seat at
the table beside Collins the crowd con
tinued cheering until he came for
ward and spoke briefly again.
Haling Passion Strong lit Death.
An o!d farmer, up to all methods for
making a good bargain, was very ill,
"and friends were exacting an early de
mise. His nephew and a man hired
for the occasion had butchered a steer
which had been fattened; and when
the job was completed the nephew en
tered the sick room, where a few
friends were assembled, when to the
astonishment of all. the old man opened
his eves, and turning his head slightly,
said, in a full voice, drawling out the
words:
"What have you been doing?"
"Killing the steer," was the reply.
"What did you do with the hide T
"Left in- the barn ; going to sell it by-ad-by."
"Let the boys draj? it around the yard
- a couple of times ; it will make it weigh
&eavier" .
Atd the goai old man was gathered
TO TKAIN A D3IYIXG IIOESE.
In teaching a young horse to drive
well, do not hurry to see how fast he
can trot. Keep each pace clear and
distinct from the other; that is, in
walking, make him walk and do not
allow him to trot While trotting, be
equally careful that he keeps steady at
his pace, and do not allow him to slack
en into a walk ; the reins, while driv
ing, should be kept snug, and when
pushed to the top of his speed, keep
him well in hand, that he may learn to
bear upon the bit so that when going
at a high rate of. speed he can be held
at his pace; but do not allow him to
pull too hard, for it is not only unpleas
ant, but it makes him difficult to man
age. National Live-Stock Journal.
PLOWING DOWN UK ASS.
Notwithstanding the utmost pains
and care in plowing, the grass, espe
cially if iong, will bristle up in beards
and tufts here, there and everywhere,
injuring alike the appearance of the
field and it3 capacity for growth. Do
you wish to remedy thi3 great difficul
ty? If so, use the chain and ball to
your plow. No matter what kind of a
plow you have, try them. A piece of
ordinary trace chain will do very well
Fasten the end of it to yotir coulter,
and to the other end attach a round
iron ball of from two to three pounds
we'ght leaving the chain long enough
to permit the ball to reach back to
about the middle of the mold-board.
and there let it drag along, on the off
side, of course. Canada Farmer.
GOOD POINTS OF A COW.
i. x omn. u. cow is in her prime
at from four to six years, and the best
paying time to buy just after the birth
of her second or third calf.
2. Prominence and fullness of milk
vms, and velvety softness of skin.
The milk veins, run down on either
side of the animal toward the udder,
and are easily perceptible to the eye,
or can be readily found by pressure of
the hand if the animal is not over fat
The skin should be soft and mellow.
not hard, rough, and "staring."
3. Synimetary, fullness and seftness
of the udder. It should be broad, well
spread out, prejecting behind the legs,
and also reaching forward under the
belly. There should be a softness and
thinness to the touch, and an absence
of Ueshiness and thickngss.
4. Perfect number and condition of
teats. If one teat is wanting, about a
fourth less milk will be the result. A
cow s udder is not, as some suppose, a
barrel with four taps, but is divided
into foiir difierent compartments,
called "milk glands," each of which
has its own tap or teat. It is not only
important that the full number of teats
be present and in working order, but
it is desirable that they be well placed,
not crowded together, but pretty far
and uniformly apart ; rather long and
tapering; all pointing out and down
ward, equal in size and even in appear
ance.
5. Docility and quietness of disposi
tion. These are indicated by large,
mild and clear eyes, and an air of con
tentment generally. A cow that is
quiet- and contented feeds at ease,
chews her cud with entire satisfaction,
and will secrete and yield more milk
than any restless and turbulent animal
having similar milking characteristics
in other respects.
PENNSYLVANIA BAUNS.
Mr. VT. C. Croffut, editor of the Min-
eapolis Tribune, one of the spiciest,
wittiest, and most practical writers in
the AVest, has been taking a stroll East,
and thus discourses of the barns lie
saw there:
May I jump from the foot-lights to
the farm? from Chicago to Pennsyl
vania? In Chester and Lancaster
counties is, I think, the most finished
farming in the Union. The farms,
composed of a brickdust sort of soil,
are cultivated from fence to fence
every rood, as the farms of Flemings
and of Itrittany are cultivated from
hedge to hedge. Cattle stand witli
their four feet in two feet of clover. :
Every field is a park. Every bam is a
cow-palace. Every pig-gen is a porcine
parauise. Pennsylvania is pre-emin
ently the State of barns. Think of a
three-story stone barn, with a swell
front and dormer windows in the roof,
and a luxurious portico where the Sy
baritic calves chew the cud of sweet
contentment on summer evenintrs!
And then behold the little cabin in the
rear where the agricultural Dutchmaa
lives with his "frow," and where the
children lie on the floor and envy the
happy calves in the lattice portico.
Every barn is three times as large as
the house, which serves a sort of ap
pendage, and, as it were, plays second
fiddle to it. The barn is headquarters,
and the house a sort of sentry-box
where the man resides who takes care
of it. The barn is slated, painted, cor
niced, cisternal, lightning-roded, and
the pig-sty is glazed, the chicken coops
are painted, and the worm-fences are
whitewashed as far as you can see. I
have no doubt the original dwellers
here whitewashed the ground for acres
around -the domicil twice or thrice a
year, till they learned its fatality.
I do not know about the effect on
cattle of so much pettivg. I shotild
think it would tend to make animals
aristocratic, yet I do not know of any
place where cattle are more stuck up
than they are in the "West. There, you
know, we have no barns to speak of.
There are townships enough in Minne
sota where everything wih horns has
the same chance to fight for the warm
side of a haystack in January, and, it
must be admitted, the weaker animals
are considerably hump-backed and sub
dued in their feelings by April. More
over, here the farmers use fertilizers,
but in Minnesota we have an idea that
the earth is an orange to be sucked, a
goose to be plucked, a eponge to be
squeezed, a reservoir to be everlasting
ly drawn from, without in the least di
minishing its flow. All through the
central West they are learning what
Minnesota has yet to learn, that '.Na
ture's wheat restorer,' to which the
poet bo touchingly alludes,- is not
Mirny eieexv out manore."
Bonner Stables.
FINE LIVERY.'
BUTTERY & L AZENB Y
Ilorses & Carriages to Let.
Stock Boarded by the Day
Week or Month.
Good Stock,
Good Vehicles
Call and Give us a Trial.
Stable on Vine Street.
rLATTSMOUTH, " '
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SEB.
AND
7
J. H. BUTTERY'S
Ou Main street nearly opposite the II Eli A LD
office.
Wholesale and Retail Dealer In
DRCG9 ANT) MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS,
VARNISHES, PATENT MEDI
CINES, TOILET ARTI
CLES, &c, &C
"Prescriptions carefully compounded at all
hours, -flay and (ugbt. 35-ly.
T.HE BEST
IS ALWAYS
THE CHEAPEST
For your Groceries go
F.-R. Guthmann
Corner Third and Main street, riattsinouth.
He keeps oa hand a large and well selected
tock of.
FANCY GROCERIES. COFFEES. TEAS.
SUGAR, SYRUP, BOOTS, SHOES,
&C, &c. Sic, &c.
In connection with the Grocery Is a
Bakery and Confectionary.
rFAll kinds of Country Troduce hought and
Sold.
Take noliee of the sign
"EMPIRE BAKERY AND GROCERY."
mayictf.
McGuire & Co.,
Wholesale anc
Foreign
Wholesale and Retail Dealers In
AND
Domestic
laJlfisies,
at
A large and well selected stock of
Bourbon, Rye & Monon
gahela Whiskeys
Constantly on hand. Our connection with the
firm of Itindskoff Bros., Distillers, enables us
to sell at the lowest market rates. -
Sole 1 gent 8
For the Celebrated
Hungarian
in E5iSSei?s
Main Street.
FLATTS1IOUTK. -
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MUGS
STATE AG EXT
Jit lift
Halladay's Patent Wind Mills.
Double and Single acting
Force and Farm Pumps,
Feed Mills, etc.
The Halhidav Mill has stood Irhn test for sir
teen years, both in the United States and Eu-
rotn and is the only one generally adopted by
all rrincipal
Railroads and Farmers.
Terms Liberal.
Send for Catalogue and IMce
L. STRANG. Lincoin, Neb.
List. A.
TXZB
WHITEWATERWAGON
FOR FARM, PLANTATION AND FREIGHT.
ALSO SPRING AND DEMOCRAT WAGONS.
Where we have no Agents
we will sell dirsct to parties
desiring them. Price and
description furnished on ap
plication. The Whitewater
costs a trifle more than ordi
nary wagons, but Is the
cheapest in the long run.
SEMPLE, BIRGE&CO.
13 SOUTH MAIN ST., ST. LOUIS.
Parties writing us, will
please mention in what pa
per they read our advertise
ment, as we wish to givo
credit where it is due.
LOW RESERVOIR
OAEQ
Are Suited (o all Climate
AND FAMOUS FOB BXBtO
2S3TT0USX!
CHEAPEST TO BUT! !
- ZASHSTTQSELLII!
Tuaoua for doisg mora mai
BETTER COOKING,
BOt3 XT
Qnleker an4 Chape
Thaa any Bttmotthu awl.
FAMOUS FOB GITXN3
MM Especially Adapte4
to m i
EXCELSIOR MAX'G COMPANY
ST. LOUIS, MO.
AXD
E. T. Duke & Co
r-LATTSMOCTH. XEB.
13-ly
HENRY BCECK,
DEALER IX-
Furniture,
Lounges.
Safes,
iauies,
Chairs,
Bedsteads,
&c.,
&c.,
&c,
Of all Rescript ions.
Metallic burial Cases.
WOODEN COFFIXS.
OF ALL SIZES.
Ready Made andjsold Cheap for Cash.
With many thanks for pant patronage I invite
all.to call snd examine my large stock of Fur
niture and Cofilns. jan2
0. F. J0IIXS0N.
DEALER Elf
DEUGS, MEDICINES,
WALL PAPER.
ALL PAPER TRIMMED FREE
OF CHARGE.
ALSO DEAT-EE IX
Hooks, Stationery,
Magazines,
And Latest Publications.
Prescriptions carefully compounded by aa ex
perienced Druggist. .
RTjemVY the ji v. Corner Fifib ami UMb
SUV -ISfe--.
nEBRASKA HERALD JOB OFFICE,
NEWLY
New Press, New Type, and New Material.
Call and see our new
AH descriptions of work done in the printing
Wo a e fully prepared to do
Every Kind and Style of Printing.
Send In your orders for
LETTER HEAPS, ENVELOPES, POSTERS, DODGERS, d-c
Has on hand, one ot the largest stocks ot
Clothing and Gents Furnishing Goods for Spring
and Summer.
y I Invite everybody in want of anything in my line to call at my gtor
South Side Main, Between Fifth and Sixth Streets.
And convince themselves of the f;ict. I have an a seeia!ty in my Ketail Pcnartments.
stock of fine Clothing for Men and Boys to which we invite those who want fc'ood goods.
IS?" I also keep on hand a large and well selected stock of Hats, Caps, Boots and Shoes. 8-10
if. JOHirsonsr,
Opposite the Platte Valley House, in Schlater's Jewelry Store.
Main Street, Plattsmouth, Nebraska.
ST LOUIS,
DECKER BROS.,
G. A. MILLER & CO S
P 1 0 s.
vb 0r J'irst-tlass
Wholesale andiii ta.il Dealer in Strings, Sheet
Mi-sical I.vsTRi-MKXw Tuned and
CHOICE TOWN
tow ?n
tW I-ots can now be nought in Duke's Addition to the City of Tlattsmouth, at price ranging
from $JZ to $S0 and on terms to easy that persons with
THE SMALLEST INCOME MAT MEET THE If.
For those who want town property either to hold for a speculation or to build
upon, this Is a rare chance to set it. These lots are in a delightful
location, and are dotted over with a
Young and Beautiful
Which add materially to their value.
rS7 Parties wishing to purchase or look at these lots, will be shown them, or given any Infor
mation desired, tv culling on E. T. DVKK or I.. I. IJEXNKTT. Executors of Jie Estate of d.
DL'KE or D. H. WilEELEK & CO., and BARNES & J'OLLOCK, Ileal Estate .A genu.
For csh the above prices will be tiiseoni:tt.d ten per cent.
I'lansmouin, .NeorasKa, uctooer 22d i r..
3, BLOOM 8l
aJjW" stow' cCfefJs
BLOOM
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BOYS AND CHILDREN'S CLOTHING
WATS,a CAPS, BOOTS, AND SHOES,
Blankets, Rubber Goods, Trunks, Valises etc.
Main Street, Second Door East Of Court House,
BBANCn HOUSE Broadway, Council Bluffs, Iowa.
SPRING AND .SUMMER GOODS,
Down Go
AT
Celebrated
YORK I
MEW
Southwest Comer Mnin Street, riattsmouth, Nebraska.
AND SO THE PEOPLE THINK WHO RUT
Dress Goods, Prints,
Delaines, Ginghams,
Drown Sheeting,
Bleached Cottons, Balmorals, Carets,
Clark's new Thread, . Cotton Yams
In the Grocery line we keep the Fixest and Best
Tea, Coffee, Sugar,
Dried 1 ruits.
In fact for You
Queensware, Wooden
Glassware,
Hats and Caps,
eo.xo
FITTED UP.
lot of LEGAL BLANKS.
line.
BUHDET
SMITH'S AM'N
AND BOSTON,
oaoAHs.
5&
Jiauos ;aub Organs.
Music and all kinds of Musical Merchandise
Repaired Satisfaction Guaranteed. 8-8tf.
LOTS FOR SALE
AT
Growth of Forest Trees.
Lb
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DliLERS 1 XZr.
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Boots and Shoes,
Molasses,
Spices,
etc., etc.
Groceries, Hardware,
Ware,
Yankee Notions,
Boot and Shoe
ON' MARRIAGE.
HArPT IW-llef for Yours Men." from thft ef
feets of Errors and Abuses in early life. Man
hood restored. Impedimenta to marr'aRO re
moved. iew method of treatment. New and
remarkable remedies. Books and Circulars sent
free in sealed nvelopes.
Af"drcN.s. HOWAith ASSOCIATION, No. 2
South Ninth Street. Philadelphia, Pa. an Insti
tution having Hliijili reputafion for Uonorabk
conduct and professional skill.
20 ru
AO AIIVKRTI8KRS.-All pen
All persons who contem
plate making contracts with newspapers for tha
nsertion of Advertisements
should send to
eo. ft Howeli & 06-
for a Circular, or inclose 25 cents for their on
hundred pafie Pamphlet, containing Lists of
3,oi0 Newspapers ami estimates. Knowing the
cost of adertisin, alsom;uiy useful hints to ad
vertisers, and some accnunrof the experiences
of men who are known as successful advertisers.
This tlrr.j are the proprietors of the American
Newspaper Advertising Agency.
41farkfcow &Y
and are possessed of unequalled facilities for se
curing the insertion of advertisements in all
Newspapers and Periodicals at lowest rates.
Look to Your Children.
The Great Soothing Kemedy.
MRS. Cures colic and prininK In
Whitcomb'c the ImiwcIs, ami l:ii:ilit;ttcs
8yrup. ' the process of teething.
MRS. Subdues convulsions and
Whitcomb'c overcomes all diseases inci
Syrup. ,deit to infants and children.
MRS. t Cures lUarrlurc. Jvsente
fhitcomb'f rv and summer -m pluint hi
Syrup, i children of all ages. j
Prico
24
Cents.
Price
2a
Contl.
Prica
2
Cent.
It is the great Infant ,s and Children's
ing Kcmedy, in all disorders brought
Soot li
on by
ir-niui or a.iv oiiiit cause,
l'repjjred by the Grafton Medicine Co,
St.
1.0UIM, .11 O.
Sold by dmgglsts and dealers In Medicines
everywhere. lec2-wiy
Mothers. Mothers.
Mothers.
Ton't fail to jrocure Mrs. Win&lowH BoothBrjf
tr jsyrup ior i niiiiren I eeiuiiig.
riiis valuabb
preparation h;us been, usert with
NKVEK EAII.IN
(i SICCI'-S IK 'IliOlS-
AXDS OF CASKS.
It not onlv relieves th 'liild from titifn. bnl
Inviiiorates tiie stoiuac!) and bowels, corrects
acidity, and gives tone ami enerirv to the Whole
system. It will also instantly relieve
(iBiriKc, ix tiik Kott kls a:ni Wind Colta.
AVe believe it the best and surest rempdv 1
thp world, in at cases of Uv:seuterv and Diar
rhea in children.' whether arising fioiu teething
or any oiner cause.
Depend upon it. mothers, it will tire rest t
yourselves and
Keliek and Health to Yoitr I.NFANTa
Be sure aud call for
Mrs. Winslow's SooTniNO Sntrp."
Having the fae-simile of "CUKTI3 & P1H
JvINs on the outside narper.
Sold bydruggists throughout the world. !
Book for tiio Million.
MARRIAGE
A private counsellor to the
GUIDE. I
Married or those al'out.lo mar
ry on me pnvsioioiricai mvsle.
rles and revelations of the sexual Jsvslem. the
latest discoveries in iroduelng ti , i preventing
oi.spniiir. now io preserve me complexion. ft:c.
This is an interesting work of two hundred
and twenty-four pages, with numerous engrav
ings, and contains valuable infoi mation foi
those wiio are married, or contemplating mar
riage. Still, it is a book that ought to be kept
under lock and key, and not laid careless!
aooiit. tr.e House.
Sent to a.-iy one (free of postage) for 50 cents.
Address Dr. JUitts' Dispensary, No. 12, N. Stb
street, St. Louis, Mo.
Notice to tli Afflicted and Unfortunate
Before applying to the notorious quacks who
miteiuseui piiui le p.'ipei or misi ii any l!:li'K
remedies, peruse
DI. I
lsutts' work, no mallei
what your disease is
condition.
or how deplorable youi
Dr. Butts can be consulted, personally or by
man, on ine uisea-es mentioned in ins works,
Olllce, No. 12 N. Eight slreet. between the Mar-
krt aad caeLiut. rtt. bmi, ;k. dvs4-iy
TiT3.
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tis pper i rsjards thnir
f'u'ii-fhr
of
irv. ami ichtn ti;rittia to
:h'n, pliase ricftioit yet taio i'ttir Aivtr-
75 i ?-41n 5i-, St. iMutH. Mo., will, on
ruii'3 o. ri.-jsc&surrrnrnr. lliB'iiraOHI
( irruier, tin! IVirr I ;kI. .;t h m fell line
ffwiwpJw, fii!'.!.?!? jf.u to oriier (!;):
Inu u-rftrt- rntin tlo 'r l!i!i.r, iii;c!i will
e ni:p l.i tl,c -t h'T M-'i.iitd !: pi
yrf. V. V. l., iT;th iho r.r;.iip .f fx-
r-ininc n.l rrlv-ning a( lUir i x mw,
if rui si:sr.;.'..-j.
fc? a x w i.ir a;ra njwh nod friers.
rF.i:nox"s patkst rnMiiiu.
l !! V TIX'lli ti.Vil l MKT.
f' r marklii? !i;i ( ania, Hujr.
H.HrrrlH. 1'i-ui:Ls. Ac , Ac.
All izee. fr- iu K ti'tii leili-r u;
'rnrtli. Wrltp fr 'tihT-lr)tiT
pi k-i' Mat. or n r: '. oidj tZ for Hie
popular (l:x-!i it iter) nlze. Sent
pn pTiid Will p.-y for Itik lf hi a
mil. i-eniTf 8ai laiat'iioti (ruar-
untoeil, or inoTier r'lnmt-d.
0n- II. ('. liiiriird i Co,
bouti. Mo
3:4 01l7 tlreet. bt.
BERKSHIRE HSG
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Ol rxfii'f'-nrr.St nil t-tt
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TiTK V!:.S. I oci. V..t.
lllils
Jl K-,r
Pjt-nt Irn:r-,,--4 Krlo
ni. i:.r saini,iiir I. men and
loop ollwr Ai-tleU-a. A - ver-plate.I
B!:ini; of fo:i- ?ini:i and jwifivt coti-
f I'll' 1 loll. T-.lt!l In it Til. of 111- I lllill.lU
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1: ere:';. Lr!it-ral dlfu-nnaiii tk
th& Xrsdr. ai and fircae PaidUht-ryj
l ire .Vr.-e'.. in. Levis, iXi.
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anilaiiii witok. par-nm and rt.ilnrvu. Iipuit
Bfta the inip.irtaui.-e of Bunuriug a union .f
nearu ana piirprfii ui ine, iiclore th:ro fhall
be a union of Ii-iii1-i. Jl t-rlifvei tliat. v. h)lr It
u wonian's priviifjre to purii'r snU enmrort and
ailnm. It should he man's pli-anur.' to provide
for. clirrLsh, and protect. It would have rhil.
dren treated as fcclinjr. thinkiiiir and rrowiii
creature nrrfectl.vci'caicd.lnit not fiillgrown.
Vet in ailvralintT thee doctrliinx. the t;iua
sme dea not employ doctrinal aermon iona
and dreary dunuiriitiont -rhich do not interi-l
aud therefore do not profit the render. On Ihe
conlrary. It would raihcr pr.-Th a lhi.ui.-li it
preached not an inleruntlns !ory,ior InMuuf e,
tM-iiiginn.le toc-rve the purpone of a lonit di
roura by Kiviinr the rea.ler noiueihiiiK real, in
terestiiiK and (.rentable lo think alut.
The worst a-rel an the liext lean. re of the
Muu-.izipe is ita price. The Idea of k" mn a
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inrludins Oaii. IUmiltok, itn leaiiinu e lii'or,
ylio reeeires a nalarr of three thousand dol
lar, equivalent to about ten dollar per da v.
Kach number contain nearlr ei'ht iiundred
dollars' worth of mailer, which c.aita themuli.
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Hope and Joy two beautifuUr tinted cravon
portrait worth Four Ijollar will be mulled
free toevery ?ut)Bcrilx-r lo the MaKazine at SI 10
Specimen free. Agent wanted. AddreM b.
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maKazine iaone rf the monument of huitie
emerprise which mark the bkb. JK,,xhH iim
J'tirmtl. Phila , Pa A it title promiaea, It
u demoted to the instruction and entertainment
of the family ctrcie.and.in order to place- :t wlUw
in the mean of readers lit moderate circum-tn-e,u
1 fumlbed at a reiiisriul.lv low rate
in proportion to the Intvrent of itn conient. tr.
V. Trihtaie. . . It i eswntially a home magazine,
and is just the thins that one would mom desire
to place In the bauds of his wife and little ones,
or that a man of buninewi would himwlf take
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re hour. o
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'Dtivate eitixen ' cut eiff
rnm our ezchanKe iin ana all '.bat, one of the
flrt maRazine to which we ahould snb-ril
would be Wood's Household. Rijixtrr, Hart
ford, ft. It is an intellectual and moral
eiiucator, highly prized by all who become ac
quainted with It. ChHinn Adrortut. ... If
p. pular writer are, therefore, stood writers,
and if birh prices prore tee n.erit of literary
wares, then Mr. wood's l.agnrine It a good
one. Th litdrpemimt. New York. ....It arti
cles breathe a tpirit of economv, mora'itr and
nrBwhich ii hiKhlyecfrwJhiiiir Id this are of
fanlikirjablsj folly and extravaeance. iaumrl,
Kdina. Jlo. .It ia nmloubteaiv r.M ... ih.
fretiest, UTfliewjourr ; i.v9 hare examined.
Aarard. Ppriniffleid, lenn The articles
are short, piquant, and of oeh nnnneviioned
eieellence, that tbi uerkdk-al oui;ht to he both
fHmilia. aud welcome in Tery many liouse
holds. Wood's is a marvel of cheap new and
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gl-a H?"eJ???lf5 h 2t.mdCllhiere
$ fes?.aSal.?JUSU5f f ih lust, col c
A lin'nt pvrc. 5"orty Coiam'.i. only 60 C't.
y'.n lTjoniii 2." C:. r.nbs tr tn for ,
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QUXNDESfX SCHEME ETEE UfOTZS.
Fourth Grand Gift Concert
TOR THK BENEFIT OF 1HK
rUULlU. LI13KARY OP
KY.
12,000 cash c; ins si, 500,000
Fvery Fifth Ticket Drains a Gift.
S250,00(77oK $50.
Tho Fourth Cram! ;ift Ctnr;-rt autliorl7ri
by miu'oIhI net of the IiciHlnturo fr tlio bt-neftt
t the l'tililu- l.ll.rnryof Kmtiic-ky. wljl lake
pin.-.' in 1-ul.lic lJbiui)liIall, ul luisvill.!. Ken
tucky, on
Wednesday, December 3d, 1873.
Only Hixty T1i..iih:ii.1 Tlrket u 111 bp sold nJ
oiip-lutlf of tlu-st! are ilil.ndi-il for flip Furo
lif.iii Market, tliiiM IruviiiK only ao.rxifi for tlm
I It it I'd S;il'S whcie
jrm.iKK) , -(t dNiMiSfd of
for the Third Conceit,
Tlio tlcki-ti are? divld-,
into ten coiinoim or iiiirtM mi, I i.u. .... . i... i.
or'ljrtwin- WUU U tM t'x'j'lHl,at'i" of tlie'iiutdo
At this Concert, which will be thp irrandosl
itiiHieiil di.s,. y ever witnessed iu tliin wuntry.
tUti unprt-eeaintpil mini of
$1,500,000,
mvioeu into i2,nno c.-vhIi riii, vvl
be distrlhtllf-d
i. ii. i niuoiiK me lliM-l noiiieii.
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e 1 ' keis to lie ilr:itin f ...... .. i .1
blind cri.lUrcn and the, gifus from another.
LIST OF OIFTS:
o.m-: c; Kan i) cash r.iyr
onk ;iLv.M cash ;ift
ONE O K AND CASH lilKT .
.frio.nnfi
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. fjO.UMJ
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. 1(NI,0(IO
. l.'iO.OOO
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ONK 11 HAN I) CASH i:iit
ONK (iKAMl CASH til 1 t;.!'.'"
lit CASH tllKTS Slll.ooo em h
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ASH (JIKTS
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&m cacli...
lixl eaeti . ..
1'HI e;t!h...
W entii...
l.Vi ( ASH (MKTS
jr.) CASH (MKTS
;!J.'i CASH (MKTS
11,(100 CASH (MKTS
TOTAL. 12.0..0 fSIKTS. ALL CASH.
uni iuMi:)- to $1.500.(H)0
Till' li I I illlitloll Will 111. txi-ltluu I ,1
th" tli i.t H :ne sold or mil il iu i?.
ilil l'liid ):i piijortioii to Hie tickets Hold-till
IIIISl.liI tuKi Is lie nir iliwl r,iv..,l -iu..i ,i... i-i .
i . ......... i., ,.b nir i iin,
and Second Concei ts and not r. iirenciilud ia
the drawing.
PRICE OF TICKETS:
Whole tickets. : Halves. !; Tenth, or
each coupon. : K.leven W hole Tickets for
K'tiMi : -A'1, Tickets for .Mmki n:i Ii.,i i i. l,.i
for c,oKi ; ;-7 Whole Tickets for flii.ooo. No
liseountou less than worth of Tickets at
time.
J llC tiniiiinilll'ilei! Niiccensof tlm Tlilr.l tlltf
roncert as well ;is lli? Halisfactioii ilv.-n liv tl
tiistt.uiii Secoml. makes il only m-eessaiy to
itiuioimce the Fourth to insure the proii.pi halo
ot every ticket. The Fourth Gift. Conot rl w ill
be conducted in nil its details like the Third,
and full particular may he learned from circu
lars which will he sent fiep from this ollk'O to
all who apply for them.
Tickets now ready tor sale nml all orders tie
eoiupaiiicd hy th.? money promptly tilled. Lib
eral terms given to those who buy to seli again.
THCH. E. DRAM LETT,
A?Piit Public Library, Ky., and Manager Olft
Concert, l'ublic Library Building, ixiulsville,
Keutueky. tlwli
Vlncjtnr Hitters nrp unl a vi e IHncy
Drink, made ol Poor Hum, Whiskey, proof
bpirits nud Refuse Lhiuors, factored, splrrj.
and nneeteued to plta.se 1 be taxic. ctUI4
loiiicB." "Appetizers," " la-storcra." Ae.,
t!mt lend the tipp'cr en to drmikt-iiiicaa an
ruin, hut arc a tixe Uetllrino. made fnirn iLa
unlive room nnd hcrtis of ( uiirnnii.t. free from
nil Alcoholic Ktlimihiiitw. 'Pu f tire the (irral
Itlood riiriflor uii-J a l.lfc-iritlng rrlnctple. a
Terfict Kcuovator aud ItiviuruK-r of Hie hs
tem. carrying o:r all poiMviou matter acd
r.-stormg tiie lilood to a heuitliy cotnliiinti, eo
riclurig it. rerrislilng and invlfroruimg boia
mind Mild body. They are cwj of adiiuiilaira
lion, prompt in their i.i won, certain In tlit.r
rcxtill.?. fife and reli.ilil'. in nil form of dine.
o IVnon ran lakr tlime lilttsraac
eordiug to directions, and rcii.aiu loiitniii well,
providi.d their lionca arc not destroyed by
mineral poison or other means, ami Oievliai
oiymui waated Iwyond the point of repair.
Iylrla or Inillnuilinii, liouciars,
rain In t lie Shoulders, Couvlis, 'I lulittie. of ih
tlicHt. Il.7.iiH-KH, .Sonr Kriictuiioiis of tlieStotn.
acli.Knd Taste tn the Mouth.1,1 ,ous AitackK.i'ai
Fitation of the lliui t. InfliimtnHiion or Hie l.ungs,
Hin in the rrgioiiHOf Hie kliiriu.- s.aud a hundred
ether painful symptom", are Hie ofTHpriuK at
IiynpcpHla. In iliesc coir ; :innts II luu) no equal,
nnd one bottle will pr.c a bci:er Ktiuraniee of
lut tncriis than a lengthy advertisement.
Fnr Keinale Comiilainl. Ill jouiig Orel,
rnarried or&incrie, at' the dawn of wotunDliorxt.
or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display
deckled aa luHuence that a marked luiproTa
ciciit ia aonu perci-iitiiile.
For Inflammatory and Clirsnls
Itheuinat Ism and (lout, Iiyspepsla or Indl-
f est lull, liiiious, Kcmiiti.'tit and liiurmltteot
eers. l;wanesof tl!c bloiHl.l.iTer.Klilneys and
liladder, these bitters have Is i n most KiicceNful.
Hutli Diaeaaea are caused by iiialetiiilood.wlil. U
in t'eneniliy produced by dcrarigenieul of tha
JJi-r--stive Urxuiia.
'I iiry are n ;ettIe rur-(l ve as wall
as a I onic, ptjseHfiug eUo t nj peruluir merit
of acting as a potverftil aaent lu relieving cu
grs.inn or Inflanimalloii of tho Liver and Via.
ccral Organs and In liilious Uiacases.
For Diae-asea, Krupl ions, Telter. Sa'.t-
Illieiiru. HlotclK, bpou. riiiiples.l'iisiiilcs.lWnla,
Ce'Uiin.;les,Riiir-worms. Sc ild Head. Sore Kyea
1 sij.elaA, Iicli, Scurfs. I H.olnralloiis of tb
SKln, llumocH and Jiieaca of the Skin, or
whatever iiaiue or nature, are liU;ral!y dig op
and carried out of the etstem in a short time by
the use of tlne Hitters. One I utile Hi such caw
will convince the most Incredulous of their cur
ative ctrecta.
Cleanse (lie Vltlslril Itlood whetverar
you Und It impurities l.tirRittig throtitrh tli
akin in rimples. Krupti:ins. or sores ; cleanse it
wlieu jou tlud It otstru:ted and aliiggis'i iu tUa '
veins ; eieaiirir- It when It Is foul ; your frelbign
will tell you when. Keep J r blood pure, aud
the health of the hvslein whl fniiow.
Grateful Thousand proclaim Vrvr'liB
Firi KUfl tiie most wonder, id luvigorant tt.at
ever HiiK'uined the Hlnklnt; systotn.
11 n. Tape, and other Worms, lurklna;
In tiie system of so many tlif'Ucauds, are effec
tually destroyed nnd remote.!. Says i ilmlia.
ptn-ilied physluWimst : There Is scarcely an Indi
vidual ou the face of ihcearth wliose body lex.
cmpt from the presence of worms. H Is not up
on the healthy elements off Im body that wornm
exist, but upon the diseaacd I tnii'irs and si. my
deposila that breed tlies5 living mounters of
disease. No system of inedlciiie, no fermir-iifea,
no anthciiniiiitics, will free the system flow
wonus like these Bltl.-rs.
flrrliatiiea I Diseases. Persotni ennged
In Paints and Mineral, such as i'lumlier, I j pe
setters, Goid-beatera, and aimers, ae .ney ad
vance iu life, are sulijei t to paralysis of the)
liowels. 'i ( guard against tins, tuke a dose fcl
Wai.kkk'8 Viseosh Uittkks mice aifk.
liilious, Uerollliiit, and Inlt u 1 1 -tent
Fevers, which are no prevalent In the)
vaiievsofoorirreat rivers tlirouirliotil the Lnlted
States, cspcoajly those of the MLs,isippi, Ohio.
Missouri, n.'inols, lenm-ssec, (.'umlsrrlurid. Ar
kansaM, IU-1, Colorado, brazos, Kio Crande,
I'tari. Aiaiiama, Moinie, avsll:lan, H-mnoke,
James, and manr others, with their vast tribu
taries, throughout our etitire country during
the Summer aud Autumn, and remarkably so
daring s-asous of unusual lieu', and dryness, art
invariably accompanied by extensive derange-m.-riis
of the sionmch and liver, and other ab
dominal viscera, lu their treatment, a purga
tive, exerting a powerful Influence upon these
various orysns. Is essentially necessary. There
Is no cathartic for the purpose- equal to Da. J.
WtLtKK'S VlNK'MR ' I'.lTTfcKM, as they wl
Bieedily remove the dark-coiored vi.s-id matter
wuh which the Isiwels are loaded, at the aame
timcstliuUiHtin the sc retlom of the liver, and
generally restoring the healthy 'unctions of the
digestive organs.
fet-rofula, or King's Evil, While Swell
inps. (.'leers, KrHip-i:, Swt lle.l nrck, fioiire,
St-iofulons Intlamruailous. I.idolf-nt Imlaiiuua
lions. Mercunal Airet tuns. Old Sores, r.rup
tions of tiie Skin, Sore Kp.tr., etc. In these
asm ail otne-r const it utiotial ii. ax-s, VVai kkks
Vineuak liirreits have shown their trreul cura
tive powers la the most oiniirj;c and lutract
ahie cases.
Ir. Walker's (aliroitia ATnegae
Bitters net on all these; eases In a sunliar
manner, by purifvinir tUe PIiksJ tiiev remove
the cause, and by resolviutr avrav tlie'ciiec! of
the InilammHtion (the luis-rt u!ar deoiisiuo the
affeettsl parw receive health, and a permanent
cure is eirected.
The properties of Da. Waf.j KR'9 VlKroin
B:ttei:s are AKTient, Idaphoretic. Caniun.
atlve, N'utnilous. laxative. )iaretie. .Hc.ia
tive, Cminter-lrrltaat, badoriQc, Alieralive,
and Auti-bhious.
The Aperient anJ mll! Laxative proper
ties of Uk. Walker's Vim:uak Bitters am
tiie best fafe-puard In cases of eruptions and
malignant fevers, their balHKrnic, headng, aud
B'MjtU'tig properties protect tae humors of the
fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in
the nervous sjntem, stotnach, and bowels, eiihef
from inflammation, wind, eoilc. exurnn,, etc.
l-ortlfy (he iKxijr aaainst disease b
Jtiriiying aM l!a fluids wnh Viskoar iliTTERs.
epidemic Can tale hold of a svaLsm thin
1UI T-rtl IIII-IJ.
l)lrrtlon Take or the miter, on going
to bed at nurl.t fron, a half to one and one-half
wine -plassfidl. tat goc-i nourishing foo-l. such
as beef-Micas, muiu -, chop, venison, roaatbeef.
e.f1 veueta'des. and uke oat-door exercise!
'ine? are eompom-a of purely vegetable liiirre-d:f-;its,
and contain no opinr.
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