ST. JOSEPH FIRE AND MARINE Insurance jompaiiy. CF THE CITY OF ST. JOSEPH, MISSOURI Tho Strongest Agency Company iu Mo. FINANCIAL EXHIBIT Showing condition of the Company Nov 15, 71 Authorized Capital Stock, $400,000.00 Ain't Actually paid, Catb, 118,400! 00 Stock Notes secured, 231,600.00 CashsurpUs, Nov 15, 1871 42,385.52 CASH ASSETS: Cash in bank and iu Company, office, S4G.0SO.&8 rk mount loaned tn Deeds of lrui-t, real er-Uto worth double Ihe amount. 49,619.82 Amount loaned on Collateral securities li.l0O.0C Notes discounted, (short lonn.-w, 24.S0J.15 Doniphan County, Kiiis, liond, mar ket value. 15,000.00 Accrued interest on same, 032.00 Ca.-h in the hands of Agents in course of transmission, 1),929.8,"S Odice Furniture, idU.bo block Notes secured, 2Sl,Goo.JO Total Available Asset'. 442.3i5.52 LIABILITIES: Losses reported and unadjusted $.1.ii)0.00 Losses adjusted, luti.ct yet due. None -Losses resisted. None DIRECTORS; Hilton Tootle. 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Back numbers can be supplied at any time. A complete set of Harper's Magazine, now co"?P7,sln 3 volumes, in neat cloth binding, will be sent by expross. freight at expense of purchaser, for i ia per volume. Singlo vol umes by mail, postpaid. :J 00. Cloth cases, for binding, 58 cents, by mail, postpaid. The postage on Harper's M.urazine is 24 cents a yeari. wfaich must be paid ut the subscriber's postoir.ee. Addrcsa : HARPER & B ROTHERS, Xw York. LOTS 1 OK tiALiu LOTS FOR SALK LOTS FOR SALE INQUIRE OP L. UILLN1G& OAs The telegraph tells us nothing more about that impeachment business. Why don't the Democratic Congressional Comn.ittee proceed with it. Senator Hitchcock has been placed on three important committees. Nebraska is considered as a State of some import ance, and our representatives are treat ed with the consideration that their position deserves. Messrs. Dovey, Amison, and Clark & Plumnier are buying a large number of hogs this season. Hon. Win. Daily and U S. Assessor Tom. Majors are yet engaged in writing personal reminiscenscs through the col umns of the Brownville Advertiser. The meetings at the Eight Mile Grove Baptist Church are increasing iu iuterest, as they progress. There has been al ready some twenty baptised and five more will be baptised, on next Sabbath This speaks well for the labors of Elder Dean. Geo. O. Williams, of Omaha, has been appointed clerk for the House Com mittee on Territories, of which Mr, Taffe is Chairman. Thero is a rumor in town that Geo. Mohrenstecker, of Ncbrar-ka City, has failed. We know not if this is true. Farmers are beginning to learn that there is more money, and more certain profits in raising hog3 and cattle than in anv other branch of farm business in this State. The indications are that the hog product of next year will be immense in Cass county, and in fact throughout the entire State. We know of men who only raised a few this year who will have hundreds next season. A pork packing establishment will pay big in Platts mouth next year. Mr. S. A. Taylor, of the Continental Life Insurance Company, paid our city a visit on Monday and Tuesday of this week, and while here received from John Fitzgerald, E-q., the sum of four thousand nine hundred and twenty-three dollars and forty-five cents, ($4,923.45), being a Bingle premium on a paid up policy for seven thousand dollars ($7, 000) on endowment 15 years, which with accumulated dividend., will amount to a very large pum at the maturity of the policy. He also holds another poli cy for ten thousand dollars in the same company which show3 that Mr. Fitzger ald is a firm believer in life insurance, as well as a good judge of a sound com pany. Mr. C. M- Blaker, assistant Secretary of the Senate, arrived in the city this morning. lie says the journals show that the Legislature adjourned to meet on the first Tuesday in Jannary next, which is the second day of the month, and that the Court of Impeachment in the Gillespie case stands adjourned to the same date. We understand that John Carroll, Esq , cf this county, is a heavy loser in consequence of Mr. Ware's failure in Ne braska City, where he has had his funds depositod for some time. Married, on the 14th inst., at the house of the bride's father by the Rev T. J. Arnold, Mr. John ?.I. Ilinchman and Miss Alice Bradley, all cf this city. The Herald, gang are thankful for favors, and wish the happy couple a prosperous and plea-ant journey "through hfe. Samuel Cannon, E:?q., of the Lincoln Land Office, came in on last evening's train. Vic understand he is looking after material with which to commence a packing business. Mussrs. Chapin, Sommerlad and others are putting up large quantities of ice and contemplate shipping the sawdust from this place- The Democrats and sore-heads have been counting upon the support of the New York lltsl for their President ird candidate in opposition to Gen. Grant. That the Post's fico trade ideas will not land it among the possum Democrats ia opposition to the party it has labored for so long and faithfully, may be judged from what it says of the message of Presi dent Grant : "It will alienate few or none " of the President's personal supporters, Bn 1 .tll pt.AmnlTr nnnfiM... A 1. a - uuu win oiiuugij k.uuuuu tlic UiiUVlU tion of millions of people that he is a safe, honest, prudent and patriotic "officer." The utter silenee of the President's message on the San Domingo question may be accepted as illustrating the initial pledge of the Executive that he "should have no policy to enforce against the will of the people." Hon. G. W. Frost "sails into" Bro. Thomas, of the I2(jntLIiatn and accuses him of . "misreprescntaion." Frost kno-Ts Thomas "like an open book," and knows whether he would do any thing in the misrepresentation line. Teams are crossing the river on the ice to-day. The Cheyenne Leader says it i3 ru mored that John M. Thayer, late United Senator from Nebraska, has been offered, and will probably accept, the Governor ship of Wyoming Territory. Some of the people of Beatrice were boasting, a few days since, that they wculd not have to pay their railroad bond., as the road would not be com pleted by the 1st of Jannary, the con tract time. They forgot that the O. & S. W. Co. had secured the aid of the B. & M. in the completion of this line, and that Col Doane is a man that does not know such a word as "faiL" Passenger trains will run into Beatrice before the first day cf January. Mike McGuire h:i3 opened a saloon in the room formerly occupied by Breed & Fallon. Mike is an old hand at the "biz," and proposes to keep a quiet, orderiy place, with a full assortment of the best. We understand that Messrs. J. R. Barr and J. L. Brown, of Greenwood, have purchased a largo eight hcrse-pow-er cornsheller, and propose to shell corn for the fanners in that vicinity. LOVE TAFS. The Omaha papers say they arc Tery friendly to Lincoln, and arc always ex tremely anxiou3 to make a distinction between the people of Lincoln and the bummers that assemble here to rlunder the people. Yet they are very fond of talking ot Lincoln thieves and Lincoln gambling. Vhy attempt to fasten this stigma on L'ncoln, when these papers t P.-1 11 r . . ? . .1 nr. I Kiiuw lUii wen tuat Dine-ienins oi tne bummers belon-r in other localities? They accuse the Prison Inspectors, tne xiegents ot the University, and th burjcnntendent of the Asylum, none of whom are bonafide residents of Liuco'n Will Dr. Miller tell us why they call I hern Lincoln thieves r statesman. W e advise the Statesman to chide Dr. Jiiller geutly on this subject, else it may receive a tornaJo of abuse. The trouble is that Dr. Miller is not very much opposed to the afts of the Super intendont, or any other man or men as individual officers, but it is Lincoln that he seeks to injure. The files of his pa per will show that he never di.co"ered any rascality in the officers of the State while the capital remained at Omaha, and probably never would had the capi tal remained there. It is generally conceded that the Democratic party ia "played out" gone into bankruptcy made an assignment followed Tammany or Fome other thing. One thins is certain, it has com pletely failed, according to the state merits of its own guardian?, and cannot pay twenty five cents on the dollar of what it owes the country. The only question is whether they will accept the principles of the Republican party, and act with that party in maintaining them (as uiauy of the Democratic party have already expressed themselves in favor of doing) or will they try to gather up a faw rejected sticks from the Republican ranks, repaint the old hulk of Democra cy, and try to sail an independent craft under a new name. It will make but little difference to the country which they do; the people will stand by the party that has saved the nation, despite the efforts of all traitors. Capt. Marshall, our popular and ac commodating P. M. has just received those elegant, new, patent I. O. Yale lock boxes, seventy-two in number. They are a very complete arrangement, and we advise those of our business meu who desire a complete thing to secure one at once. Such fellows as Buell, of the Arago Pjess, are in very-small and poor paying business to attempt to malign the per sonal character of such a man a3 Judge Mason. They should remember the fate of the fellow who attempted to "butt the masculine boviuo off the bridge." W. L. Hobbs, our popular Coun'y Treasurer, left last evening for a short visit to Missouri. He will be absent only a few days. The latest style is, when you get "bills for dues," burn 'em, especially if the "collector" is watching you. Chap man or Barnes can "tell you how it is, themselves." It is said that Mr. Thomas the great moral editor of the Oir.aha HtpuLU- 11 i can, will open a school on morai culture in tbesecojZ story of some build ing in Omaha, a1 out the 5 st of next month. He will probably occupy the same quarters that he did a little more than a year ago, if he dees not have the same pvptfs. The first number of the Burt County Pilot is rece'ved. It is published atTe- kamah by Lambert & Tuihclm. In their introductory they say their politic il plat form may be found in another column. We looked the paper over carefully, and could find nothing further that could in dicate thoir political preferences, if we except a small item headed "geese." Fitz. has been tran-.fering merchandise at the rate of twenty car loads a day for the past five or six days. The Episcopal Sociable was held last evcmr.2 at the residence ot Mrs. J. o. O'Brien, where a goodly number were gathered together. The election of offi cers for the ensuing year was had, which resulted in the selection of Mrs. D. II. Wheeler as President, Mrs, Latham ao Treasurer, and Mrs. Livingston as Sec retary. The nxt meeting will be at the residence of Mrs. Win. Altaffer, Friday evening, Doe 22. It is now believed that Governor James will call an extra session humediatelv upon the meeting of the Legislature, on the 2nd prox. pursuant to its adjourn ment last June. Lincoln Journal. We have the authority of Governor James himself for slating that there is not the least truth" in tha above state ment. Doubtless the Governor has had brought to bear on him a very strong pressure to induce him to call an extra session, but up to this time he has had the manliness to resist it. Jicvubhcan. The Republican, no, not the Republi- ctui, but Mr. Thomas evidently endeav ors to place Acting Governor James in a false position before the people and the peoples representatives, for there is no doubt that he has not only expressed a willingness, but has positively declared that he would call an extra session if it was desired b- the members upon their reassembling in accordance vi:h the ad journment. Whatever faults Acting Gov. James may have, he is not the man to be "run" bj' such a man a3 Mr. Thomas, neither is he a man that will ' 'go back' ' on his word to members of the Legislature. e care not a hg whether a session is held or not; but if the peoples represent atives say a session, is needed, Acting Gov. James will hardly refuse to accede to thi ir request to call it. Jos. A. Connor purchased at two sta tions on the line of the railroad, one day this week, 2523 bushels of ear corn. This is pretty good fr one day. Josh Billings says in his "Lecter" rats came originally from Norway, and no body would have cared if they had orig inally staid there. In conversation, a wise man tnav be at a loss how to begin, but a fool never knows how to stop. LITEBABT . The following is the programme adopt ed by the Plattsmouth Literary Associa tion for the evening of the 22d inst. " Music, Miss Lillie Simpson. Permanent organization. Address, The necessity and benefit of a Literary Society in Plattsmonth by Prof d'Allemand. Music and songs, Misses, Stow, Sang master and Wrise. RECESS. Mcuic, by Miss Ella Crocker. Essay, ty Miss L. Gage. Select Reading, by Prof. Martindale. Debate. "Should Capital punishment be abolished?" Affirmative, II. A. Aust in and M. B. Reese. Negative, Geo. S Smith and It. R. Livingston. By Order of Committee. At the annual election of officers for Maeoy Lodge, No. 22, A. F. & A. M., held last evening, the following were chosen : J. N. Wise Wr. M. Geo. L. Seybolt Sen. W. II. Newman Jr. W. Wra. Wintcrstccn Trcas. J. M. Beardsley Sec. E. Bradley S. D. F. F. Morehouse J. D. W. D. Gage Chap. Win Darrah, ) StcwarJi L. Brom, j Geo. Hanson Tyler. The installation will take place at their hall, on the afternoon of St. John's Day (27th), open to the caft only. The Baptist festival last night was a grand success. The hall was crowded, the supper was bounteous and good, and everybody seemed to enjoj' the occasion very much. The New England Dinner was the great attraction not so much on account of the dinner itself, which varied but little from ordinary dinners, as from the odd costumes and odder manners of the representatives of that region of sunrise. Mrs. Noble, as mat ron, and Misses Stow and Wrise as young ladies completed the female part of the household, while C. W. Lyman (with his hair parted in the middle iu true "down east" j-tyle), as Jeddediah Scrum bles home on a visit, and Messrs. Miller and Maginnity as the male part of the household, formed as complete a New England scene as you could well imag ine. We shall not attempt a description, but will simply say it was "a good thing" taken all together, and those who were not there missed it. An exchange asks : "If Virginia is the mother of states, ain't Pennsylvania tho pa ?" If Virginia is the mother of states, somecfthem.no doubt, wouid much prefer to be orphans. A serious gentleman was set all aback the other day when he asked a farmer's wife how she made sausages' and receiv ed for an answer." Take your in'ards, scrape'em, scald and stuff 'em," An old traveler tells a pretty tough story about be ng lost in the woods with his dog, where he could find nothing to cat, he had to cat off the dog's tail, which he boiled ror himo,!li, and after wards gave the dog the bone. Rev. Mr. had traveled far to preach to a congregation at . After the sermon he waited very patiently, ev idently expecting somft one of his breth ren to invite him to dinner. In this he was disappointed. One after another departed until the church was almost as empty as the minister's stoina.h Sum moning resolution, however, he walked up to aa elderly lookina gentleman, and gravely said, "Will y,ou go home to din- uer with mo to-day, brother Where do you live?" "About twenty miles from th:s, sir. No said the man coloring, but you must so with me." "Thank you I will, cheerfully." After that time tr.e minister was no more troubled about his dinner. If the Rev. Robert Coliyer, "the Hack smith elerc-yman," will turn a first-class horse-shoe for the Cornell University museum, the students will give $2,000 to Chicago in return a pleasing illustration of the proverb, that one good turn de serves another. An Illinois burglar slid down a chim ney to get into a fctore, but as the fire place had been walled up he did not get out until the occupants helped him. The marriaire service in the Ritualist churches lasts nearly an hour, and is a very imposing ceremony. J lie priest who officiates usually wears a robe of white satin, trimmed with laco or em broidery, and the altar is decerated with flowers, wreaths and banners. The Darwinian theory lias greatly in creased the number of people who are thoroughly ashamed of their ancestors. A bride in L'idiana, after the conclu sion of the marriage ceremony, stepped gracefully forward and requested the clergyman to give out the hymn, "This is the way I long have sought." Mr. Seward says "Americans are the fashion now all over the world." Alarm bells of a new style have re cently been attached to thirty-four loco motives cf a railroad company in Michi gan. The bell is placed immediately in front, and is so attached that at each revolution of the driving-wheel it- is struck once by a hammer. It is claimed that the pt-sition of the bell causes the sound to be thrown forward and conduct ed by the earth and railroad track so that it can be heard a considerable dis tance ahead of the train. Worth, the man milliner, only needs to look at a woman to immediately de cide whit style of dress wi!i become her; b it in-Paris there's considerable diiler ence between Worth looking at women, and women worth looking at. Ar. Y. Evening Post. It is well to identify yourself with your business, but the thing may be carried too far. An enthusiastic undertaker, finding that he had provided a cofHu a little too small for the prospective occu pant, exclaimed, "Never mind. We will settle dining the night so as to fit the coffin ; it is astonishing how we settle sometimes ; we have been known to set tle three inches in a single night !" On another acea.-iou, having received a body by express, he was congratulatory : "Here wc are, eleven days from New Orleans aud as sweet as a nut 1" Robert Coliyer has presented his orig inal anvil to the Boston Young Men's Christian Union, and it is now on the way from Chicago. An old lady in North Carolina has given all her furniture Scripture names. Whenever sho wants to sit in her eay chair she tells her servant to "bring up the Apostle Paul and put it near the fire." We are opening an Unusually attractive Stock of fall and Winter goods, r.urd&s Early largely and Low down. We buy from first Class houses, invariably For cash, and have all The advantages of trade, And Propose to give our Customers goods at Prices we know must Please. Come, And be convinced that Our stock is complete And the place to purchase Dry Good, Notions, Boots, Shoes, Groceries, &c, Is at Clark 8c Piummer's Maia Street opposite Rrooks House Plattsmouth. DEALER IN DRUGS, MEDICINES, A N D Wim-L PAPER ! 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