u 3 "7" any 7rtr7n attempts to haul down the American Flag, shoot him on the spot. VOL. 5. PLATTSMOUT1I, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, JUNE 10,1869. NO. 10. i! THE HERALD IS PCBLI3UED WEEKLY, BY II. D. HATHAWAY, EDITOR AN D PROPRIETOR. , VJ0ffiee corner Mala street and Levee, second Terns: $2.50 per annum. ' .Hates. of Advertising j square (space of ten lines) oue Insertion, tt .00 Kcj sabtejaeot insertion - - 1.00 Profe linal cards nut exceeding lix II 10 00 Oae-quarter column or lees, perannnm 35.00 " six month 20-0 " three monthi 15.00 Oae half colnma twelvemonth 6A.O0 " . aix nioathe 85.00 three months 20. oo O as solaaa twelve months - 100.00 . . six months ... 60.00 ' three months - - .00 - All transient advertisements mast e p orin advance. nr We are pr pared to do all kinds of Work n short notice, and in a style that will satis. action. WILLITT P0TTEHGER. ATTORNEY AT LAW, P L A.TTS M 0UTII - - INEBRASKA. T. !fl RIARflHETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW A!r Solicitor in Chancery. PLATT3M0UTII, NEBRASKA " S. P. COOP KU, . ATTORSET ASD COUNSELOR AT LAW. Flattsinoutli, Seb. Will buy and soli Heal Estate, and pay taxes f jf non-residents. Improved sod a aimproved lands and lots for sale, Jane 25th nl2? i. J V. KAWLWS, 31. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, (Late a Surgeon-in-Chicf or.the Army of the Poto mac.) PLA TTSM O UTH, - - NEB. Omon ithUr.il R. Livingston, on If ala street, proMto Cuort House. Private residence corner of Rock and lltn Irrois, two doors south of P. F. Oa-V. my6. R.R LIVINGSTON, M. D. Physician and Surgeon, Tsnders his professional services to tfcecitiiens of aiscouoty. - jry-Residence oath-est corner ofOaK and iixth streets; Otfico on Main atlcet, opposite Court House, Plattsmouth, Nebraska. Platte Valley House Ed. B. Murphy, Proprietor. srntr of .Main and Fourth Slrtet. riistlsnaoull, Neb. , k 1, .jii ra fitted and lewlr fUT- Uhedoff-.-rs first-class accommodations. Boar by bs day or wees.. - - m. s. jexxixgs, ATTORNEY AT LAW AND G-sneral Land Agent, - Lincoln. - - - - Nebraska. Wl'l p-actica In any of the Courts of the State, anJ will bay and all Kaal Es;ate on commission, pay Taxes, examine Titles, c. nvH'tiltf S. MAXWELL, 6AM. M. CHAPMAN Maxwell & Cliapmanj ATTORNEYS AT LAW, AVD Solicitors in Chancery Z.J.TTSX0CTU, NEBRASKA. Office over Black, Battery k Go's Drag Store. Plattsrnouth IV3 i 1 1 s. C. IIEISEL, Proprietor. . Hare recently been repaired and placed mtbor ouKh rfriiniog o.rder. Custom work done on short notice. 100,000 Bushels of Wheat Wanted immediately, for wbaJb. the big et mre price will be paid. ang2a tf J. N. WISE, General Life, Accident, l ire, Inland and transit INSURANCE AGBN' Will take risksat reasonable ratos in the most reliant companies in the United states. tl-Office at the bookstore,Plattsn?onth,Sebras uiay'JldtX Jlillinery fc Drcssmakins, BT MISS A. M. DXSPAIS M . R. r. Kessbot OpdosiU the Cilu Bakery. "itys would respectfully announce to the Ladies Y of Plattsrnouth and vicinity, that we hayejusl . : .i.,..n wall .Hicird stuck of Wiuter .. I?t...r. HihltnRS. Te.lvatS. drCSS lUuimmgn, Ac, Ac We will sellthe cheapest goods vr sola in tniscity. t kwbii. .ld customers and as many new ones as will favor us wliv a call. All kinds of work in our lino done to order. Perfect iausfaction given ornocnarges. myckf HEAUTBt" COMFORT, AND ECONOMY. 3 REASONS FOR HOARDING with GEO. W. COaLtVlx, . OAK STREET, - - ' - PLATTSMwrra Two blocks northwest of Brick School-House. 11 E has a BATO HOUSE, free to patrons; his . rooms are well ventilated, and his price" are asonable. ,..Ja'j23 n!6tf. Capt. I. LACOO & CO., Wholesalcand Retail Dealers In Wines and Liquors, JjAlso a very eho!ce selection of ' Tobacco and Cigars, Main itret, second door east of Seymour -Horn t, N arr,.ka City, Nebraska Ar"Jutt receiving a new stock of Genuine Old hurbon direct frssa Bourben csanty, By., Bitters etc. myl6 w Ir. J. W. THOMAS, Having permanently located at WEEPING WATER FALLS. tenders hit prof (wsional services toth; citins ol Caes cognty.Netraeka. Jan7'6fttf . NOTICE. JAME3 O'NEIL la my authorized Agent for the collection of all accounts due the undersigned for medical services; his receipt will be valid for the payment of any monies on said accounts. August 14. Ib67. B. it. L1V1KUS10S. M.D PIANOS. ORGANS. 1IFXOI) EONS! I am azeot for the best Musieil InHtrqments made Persons wishing to buy Pijnos, Cabinet, Metro politan or Portable Oigans, or Me Ivdeona can pur chase through my agency on aa liberal terms as they can from the maaufa-tuiers themselves. All Instru ments fully warranted. J. N. WISE, aprilllf FOR SALE OR TIIAUE 2 A good dwellirg. containing six rooms, a good crliar, and cistern, a well, stable, wood Khed and buggv she-i on the lot, situate on the corner f Seventh and Locust streets ; alo. a two story brick building, 28x36, with two lota, situate on Fifth street north of Hain. The above property will be sold cheap for cash, or traded for an improved farm in Cas connt r. For particulars apply on the premises. CifcO. BOECf. All persons Indebted to me are requested to call and settle immediately, as I must and will have tnem settled forthwith. Novmr. GEO. B0ECE. MILLINERY. MRS J- IP- DOUD, Having just received a choice eetectl. n of Millin ery Goods i rom I'hiiadt! Lia, now clTers them for inspection acd nale, at reawnab:e prices. No pains has been spared to obtain the finest material and latest styles. Please cull ard f xsmii g at her residen ce, cne'snd a half miles touth of 1'lattsmouth. tcai25tf WOOLI.ORTI1 fc 0O., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, Binders S: Pap er dealers. SAWT JOSEPH, MO., oc256m 9 z 9 q To the Wor.xtno Class: I am now prepared to farnUh all clauef with constant employment at their homes, the whole of the time, or for the spare moments. Business new, light and proStable Fifty cents to $5 per evening, is easily earned by persons or either sex, and the boys and girls earn nearly as much as men. Great inducements are of fered thomi who wilt devote iheir whole time to the busiue s; and, thtt every person who see this no tice, uiRy send me their nddreis and lest the badness fi.r themselves, I make Ihe fallowing unparalleled otfor : To all who are not well sati-fied with the business, I will send $1 to pay for the trouble of writinir rre Full particnl8rs, directions, &c, sent free. Sample sent by mail for 10 els. Address apr8 K. C. ALLEX, AogOKta, Me. LIVES Y, PEED, Sale Stable, BY WM- J- H Y ATT, Proprietor, PLATTSMOCTH, NEBHA8LA. First-rate Stabling and Wagon Tarda for the ac commodation of the put lie, also a good stock of HORSES AND CARRIAGES to let on very reasonablejterms.' Stable on Main street, neay opposite tne sms DAN HOUSB, Plattsrnouth, Neb. Dec31tf . SHANNON'S Feed. Sale and Livery ! STABLE. Main St., Plattsmouth I am prepared to accommodate the public wtt Horses, Carriages and Buggies, Also, a nice Jtlearse, On short notice and reasonable terms. A Hack will rnn to steamboat landing, and to all parts of the city wnen acbirea. tnrss J, w. SHANNON, DU HI. "II. iTTCXUSKY, DENTIST, Will be at Dr. Livingston's Offlce daring the.last wrektneacn montn . a i oraers leu iu imn- ollice wt:i prcmpny.aiieuuea 10. JulyS. NEW TOBACCO STORE! ON MAIN 6TRKET, OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE, PsLATTSJI OUT II, B., ' We wave on hand a large assortment of CIGARS & TOBACCO, CuDoisting of.ths best qualities of CIGAES, r IKE CUT, PLUG AKD M OKI NO TOBACCO, As we deal exclusively in Tubaeco we can sell as cheap.il not cheaper than any other store in the city. Give us a call before you purchase elsewhere, as we know you will go atified. I.. I5KO.H & CO.. February 11, l6itf. m B. EPCRLOCK, R. BlXTIB WlSI'HiM CO. Ulerk ana cecoruer, wpi j viera x aet r. Spurlock & Windham, PL A TTSJfO CTB, MnASKA. FRONT ROOMS OF CtURT. HOUSE, Clerk and Treasurer's OEca. LANDS BOUGHT SqlD. Titles Examined, ami Conveyances IHTaife, Taxes paid and receipts forcaijt promptly. Plattsmoutn, JunlS,169 all, ONE OF THE JLOST AUTij. An Buecdote cf Wecdell Phillips has recently come to our knowledge, and we thiiik it too good to be kpt longer out of pritit. About a year ago Mr. Phillips arrived in a certain Western town to deliver bis lecture on the Lost Arts. lie bad been particu larly requested by the Secretary to give tbut lecture and no other; but, af ter'euing to the town, be learned from a friend that the literary associa tion for which he was lo lecture had been so manipulated a to fall into the bands of a Corumiitee of Democrats, who had sworn to abolish from . their platform all political discusions, es pecially those which involved the treat, ment of black folks. 13y the mere en gagement of the great lion of aboli tionism the committee expected to show their impartiality, ly confining him to the Lost Arts they thought they had chained him to a period in finitely removed from present politics, and they felt inclined to pat their own backs over their shrewd management. "I'll fix 'em," quietly remarked Mr. Phillips The hour arrived: huge au dience; Democratic committee hugely delighted that they had the abolition orator on a safe autject. Mr. Phillips was introduced ou the very emphatic announcement that he was to lecture on tne Lost Arts. What was the hor ror of the committee as the orator pro ceeded during the first fifteen minutes to descnoe the Democratic party a one of the Lost Arts, tracing its career with h's own terrible sarcasm, invect ve and ridicule. After thus punish ing the committee to his heart's'con tent, the orator wheeled around into antiquity and went on with the lecture as usual. Meantime the committee learned a useful lesson in the philos opby of free discussion, and came 10 the conclusion that any lecturer who is worth bearing is rather disinclined to being put into a cage. Independent. Don't Kill Him You will some time find in your fields a large black beetle, wearing on its broad back rows of brilliant golden dots. Know lhat it is not to be destroyed. According to Dr. t itch, the distinguished entomol ogist, its eggs produce the corn grub killer, that most inveterate foe of cut worms. It hunts them continually, and feeds cn nothing else, so long as the supply holds out. When it finds them in plenty, it gorges and surfeits itself upon them, till so distended thai it hardly knows how to stir, for it nev er does respect a cut-worm's desire to be "let alone.". It erases him in its etrong jaws, and, despite violent writn ing and strogg'e,' holds him fast.; Ploughman, spare that bug! Paste fob Scrap-Book. In the Ru ral for January 9th Perry" inquires for a good paste for scrap-books. The befit article I have ever used is corn starch. Dissolve a small quantity in celd water, then co k it thorougly. Be careful and not get it too thick; when cold it should bj thin enough to apply with a brush. It will not mould or stain the paper. It is the kind used by Daguerreotypists on 'gem pictures Patent Office Reports with two-thirds of- the leaves cut out make very good scrap-books the best use they can be put to. A New Orleans woman had her eioping daughter and unwelcome son to-law brought before the Recorder for separation. She was informed that it couldn't be done. The old lady surveyed the happy couple for a mo ment, and then, shaking her head dis consolately, said; "Judge, lhat girl ain't fit to be married; she has spells !" "Has what ?" exclaimed the Judge. "Why, you see. Judge " but before the lady could proceed, the daughter sprang to her feet and said: "Mother, there ain't no use in saying any more; I'm married, and if I ain't fit, I'd like to see the girl who is !" Rough on Jc hit. It is related of Speer, of the Larimi Tribune, that he tells this story of himself: "I went to a drug store early the other day for a dose of morphine for a sick friend. The night clerk objected to giving it to me without a prescrip tion, evidently fearing that 1 intended suicide. 'Psaw!' said I, 'do I look like a man who would kill himoelf?' Gazing at me steadily for a moment, he replied, 'I don't know; seems to me if I looked like you, I should be great ly tempted to kill myself.' " - Professor "This, ladies and gen tlemen, is the gorrilla, or monkey man, the greatest living curiosity in the known world. He was captured by a party of travelers." (He punch es it with a stick.) Gorilla (indig nantly) "Jim Briggs, it you punch me again with with that stick, I'll come out thar and acd lam you out of your toots !" On a Kentucky railroad, recently, while a train was passing through a tunnel, a young man attempted to kiss a girl who sat in front of him, when she siezed his hand and bit out a large piece. When the cars emerged, the young man, wrapped up his bleeding hand, exclaimed to 1 inquiring friends how the "window fell on it." How ''Dixie' Became the 'Marseillaise" of line Soutli During the liar. In the first place, the 6ong and cho rus of ' Dixie" was composed and ar ranged by Dan. Emmet, i member of a traveling minstrel party, who, while at Mobile, in the winter of 1867-8, heard some negro laborers singing ou the levee while loading a steamboat with cotton. The thought struck Dan. that, with a little change of measure, it could be made a good seng and "walk around," which generally winds up a negro minstrel concert. Dan. arranged it and produced 'it. It be came a success, and was sunsr and played"all over the country by all the hands. In the spring cf lSGl, Mrs. John Wood came to New Orleans to play an engagement at the V arieiies 1 heater. During the time she appeared in Brougham's burlesque of "Pocahoo tas." At the first rehearsal of the piece everything went well tilt near the close of the second act. Tom McDon ough (now agent for the Leffingwells) the prompter, got up a zouave march and drill by twenty-two ladies, led by Susan Denin. Everything ran smooth, but the music for the march could not be fixed upon. Carlo Paiti was leader of the orchestra, and he tried several marches, but none suited McDooough ; one was too slow, anotner was too lame, and another not enough of spirit. At length Patti struck up the air of I tiTlo llTtinl will do, Patti the Tom, and "Dixie" very ihinsr," said war played and the march gone through with, and the chorus by ail the charac ters, At night it received a double encore, and "Pocahontas" had a run," and from that lime out the streets and parlors rang with "Dixie." The war broke out lhat spring, and ihe military bands took it up, and "Dixie" became to the South what the "Mar seillaise Hymn" was to the French. And that is how it became the popular song of the South. Memphis Post. A Bear Joke. The following con versation is said to have taken place the other day: Judge , who is a lover of the very highest order of drama, met a well known theatrical manager and thus addressed him: "Well, my old Thespian friend, I hope you'll favor us with the legitimate the coming season. It wont pay, Judge. Sensation and limbs are ihe rage. 1 have in preparation a Russian spectacle, with the crunching enow device from Paris, and real sables for the actors. . But the ballet troubles me, I want to out strip all previous efforts, and still pre serve the unity of the peace." "All you have to do is lo bting them out in bear skins," replied the Judge sarcastically. Sensible. A handsome,' young widow applied to a physiciano relieve her of three distressing complaints with which she was affected. "In the first place,1- said she, "I have little or no appetite.. What shall I take for that ?".'. "For lhat, madam, you should take air and exercise." "And, doctor, I am quite fidgety at night time, and afraid to be alone. What shall I take for that!" . "For that I can only recommend that you take a husband." "Fie ! Doctor. -' But I have the blues terribly. What shall I rake for that?" "For that, madam, you have, besides taking the air and . a husband, to take a newsnaper." Sterne, who used bis wife very ill, was on-e day talking to Garrick in a fine, sentimental manner, in praise of conjugal love and fidelity. "The bus band, ' said Sterne, "who behaves un kindly to his wife deserver to have his house burnt over bis head. "If you think so, said Garrick, "I nope your bouse is insured." A lady asked her Utile girl on re turning from church, if she remem bered the text "Oh, yes." she said, "It was this: Thfc ladies' sewing so ciety will meet at Mr. McCracken's house, on Monday evening next. ' "John, how does the thermometer stand r . "Against the wall, dad.". "I mean how is the mercury ?" - "I guess it's pretty well, it hasn't complained lately." . "You little rascal, is it colder to-day than yesterday?' . "I don't know, dad, but I'll go out and feel." - "The man who raised a cabbage head has done more good than all the metaphysics in the world" said a stump oratoa at a meeting. "Then, replied a wag, "your mother ought to have the premium. A email child, beirg asked by a Sunday School teacher, "What did the Israelites do after they crossed the Red Sea ?" answered: "I don't know, ma'am, but I guess they dried them selves. The Boston Coliseum is already more than half completed; twenty-four hundred gas burners are required to light it. tl 1M DLJIOXSTIlATtD That Southern Nebraska is a perfect paradise for fruit growing. The cojoiies of Richardson, Nemaha, Otoe and Cass have now a good many ele gant orchards in full fruitage. Ap ples, cherries, plums, pears, grapes, and all -kinds of berries and currants, together with a goodly show of apri cots, may now be seen in either of the above counties, growing luxuriantly, and promising their patient protectors and owners a generous realization of all their hopes and expectations. The fruit farm of Col. Robert W. Furnas, near Brownville, is said to be a perfection in its way, and a complete vindication of the Colonel's early faith in the adaptation of our soil and climate to fruit culture. : In Oioe, Joel Draper, John W. Gill more, Judge Mason, William Low, J. Sterling Morton, Sheppard, and many others, have splendid showings for pears, plums, apples, &c., in great abundnnce. In Cass county, the home farm of the late Col. Thomas Patterson, the Broad Cole farm, and the Oldham place, are proving that fruit in Nebraska is a complete success. These facts should encourage every man to put out an orchard at once, and thus secure to himself and family one of the greatest enjoyments of a rational home-lover Our own faiih has always been good and strong ; but now the verification of all our predictions in regard to fruit culture, makes us feel like one who has neither preached nor practiced orcharding in vain, and so we rejoice with exceeding greatjoy. and say unto all men who contemplate making homes in Nebraska: Fail not to' plant out fruit trees and take care of them, and thus you shall have luscious and health giving food for yourselves ana family. JVeirs. KICII WITHOUT MOSEf Many -a man is rich without money. Thousands of men with nothing in the pocket, and thousands even without a pocket, are rich. A man born wilh a good sound constitution, a good stom ache, a got;d heart, arid good limbs, and a good head piece, is rich. Good bones are better than gold lough mus cles, than silver; anl nerves lhat flash fire nnd carry energy toevory function, are better than houses and lands. It is better than landed estate to have the right kind of father and mother. Ed ucation may do much to check evil tendencies, or to develop goodness; but it is a great thing to inherit the right proportion of faculties to start with. That man is rich who has a good dis position who is naturally kind, pa tient, cheerful, hopeful, and who has a flavor of wit and fun :n his composi tion. The hardest thing to get along with in this life is a man's own self. A cross, se!nh a desponding and complaining fellw a timid, care bur dened man these are all deformed on the inside. Their feet may not limp, but their thoughts do. ' inroaTArxT decision. The' United Sutes Supreme Court, in Dubuqe, Stewart vs. Austin Corbin, in which a deed given to the defendant by the Treasurer of Muscatine county for eighty acres of land in Moscow township, including the dwelling of Mr. Stewart, is declared null and void for reason that the land was sold iu a tract of eighty acres instead of forty The point on which the case hinged was that by law the homestead could be sold "for taxes accruing exclusively thereon," while the sale was made for the entire eighty acres in a body, whereas forty acres of it only could be sold for the taxes against itself ex clusively. Novel Wager. The Winona Re publican relates an instance of a Ger man taking a wager to carry a sack ot wheat, two and a half bushels, from Minnesota City to Wioua, without resting more than ten minutes. .' The day was rather cool, the roads bad and slippery from the rain of the day and night before; but the feat was accom plished. He was accompanied by an other man to see that the wheat was carried "according to Gunter." Hi legs grew weak occasionally, but physical p uck triumphed, and he sold the wheat at a dollar a bushel. The distance walked was about eight miles A mad Bohemian, whose wits have been crazed by a trip through our beauteous State, thus writes back to the Chicago Republican: "There is reason to believe that wnen tne Al mighty, resting from his six days la bor, 'saw it lo be good. He was look ir2 straight at the beautiful bare bosom of Nebraska!" The Rev. Henry- Ward Beecher is quite hopeful, as may be seen from the following passage m a recent aer monofhis: "I believe the time wil writ come when our offices will be filled with honest men ; that men can go to the Legislature and cot be corrupted ; that a man can be a judge and yet go to heaven. "Gentleman of the jury, have you agreed? What is your verdict ?" "We find the prisoner not guilty, if he will leave town ; MISCELLANEOUS. The French cable will not land at Cape May as reported, but at Duxber ry, Mass. It is said thu the next theological novel on the subject of the future life, will be entitled "The Gales Off the Hinges." There are fifteen yacht clubs in Eng land, and it is estimated they give em ployment to one thousand persons. Between the 1st of January and the 14thof May, 81,653 immigrants ar rived in New York. Street preachers and burnt cork ministrels were the competing attrac tions in a New York park last Sab bath. . The Grand Jury of Owen county, ' Ky., have found an indictment against a woman for witchcraft. "See here, mister," said a lad of seven summers, who was driven up a I tree by a ferocious dog, "if you don t lake that dog away, I will eat up all your apples." A party of White Pine miners occu py a house worth 75,000. It is built of chloride ore, and will be run thro' the mill when the owners are prepared to move. "Why will you persist in wearing another woman's hair on your head?" asked Acid of his wife. She retorted. Why will you persist in wearing oth er sheep's wool on your back? The following German translations have been proposed for the word velo cipede : Treiwagen, scnellwage, reit gaul, reitfahzeug, rittling, rittlingsfuh re, stramplewagen, eisenganl, sellsta be and rennhold. A traveler in Pennsylvania asked the landlord if they had any cases of sunstroke in-that town. "No, 6ir," said the landlord, "if a man gets drunk here, we say he is drunk, and never call it by any other name. The bootblacks of New York have formed a protective association, the members of which wear badges, and are bound not to "shine 'em up" for ees than ten cents. A violation of this rule entails a fine of twenty-five cents. An Iowa man who was afraid cf burglars, buried $8,000 in bonds in his cellar. A short time since be dug them up and found they were complete- y rotten, and would not bear handling. He has appealed to the Government to redeem them. In Indianapolis, on Saturday last, a marriage license was issued to a young couple who have already been once married and divorced.ar.d who are even yet, on their second marriage, under age be under twenty-one and she under eighteen. An important meeting of members of the Methodist church to consider the subject of lay representation was held at Pittsburgh on Monday evening. I CI- A ! rtunop Simpson maae a very aoie anu elaborate argument in favor ef the proposiuon.and Bishop Kiogsley spoke briefly in its advocacy. The question is to be decided by the next General Conference. A lady of Cleveland has been for some months past subjected to many most unpleasant incidents and slander ous statements, because of a strong re semblance, in face and form, to a nolo rious courtezan.. These incidents have lately become so annoying that the lady started out in search of the of fender, who she finds has been' sailing under her name. A warning was ex tended to the author of so much . un happiness that she must desist from her detestable falsehoods or she will be made to suffer the extreme penalty of the law. : A private letter, dated Cimmaron City, New Mexico, May 13, speaking of the mines at that place, says : " The mines are paying bigger than ever. One mill stamped out $16,000 in seven days. This is actually true. I have on my counter now a lump of retorted gold weighing ten pounds, and the owner of the mill says he will, to morrow night, clean up $20,000 a seven days' run. I know these items seem steep to those who cannot behold them, but you can rest assured they are literally true. A Texas sheriff and a posse of citi zens recently overtook John Moyer, a noted desperado, and proposed to him to surrender, upon which he com menced firing and emptied bis six shooter, firing deliberately and unex citedly, while two double-barrel shot guns and a pistol were working on him. He killed a horse, but hurt none of his assailants, and finally fell with fourteen 6hots in htm, with bis dis charged repeater in one hand and a loaded Derringer in the other. . A little five year old boy was being instructed in morals by bis mother. The old lady told him that all such terms as "bv golly," 'by jingo," "by thunder, etc., were only minced oaths and tut little better than any other profanity. , In fact, she said, he could tell a profane oath by the prefix "by" all such were oaths. "Well,, then mother," .said the little hopeful "there's a big oath in the newspapers 'By Telegraph." The old lady gave it up, and the boy is bewildered on morals. SALT SIANLFACTUltE, Mr. Joel T. Griffin bad the kind ness to place on our table yesterday a sack of salt, manufactured at the Ba sins' in this Siatti. . It is certainly the neatest, whitest, and it is said to be, what we have no doubt it is, che mically one of the richest and purest rpeci- nens of salt that can be produced in any country. Mr. urimn m engaged with Mr. Tichenor in salt manufac ture in Lancaster, and the specimen before us was taken from a large) quantity of the-same article as it lay in the salt bi.i at the manufactory, where fifty barrels a day is now being inadtl ! y boiling process. . Our faith is, as it has always been, strong in the Lancaster salines. We have never doubted that they -would me day t rove a rich source , to the State. . Mr Griffin informs us that the com pany are now engaged upn experi- nents to inaugurate solar evaporation. Both wood and cement vats are being used for the purpose; and the economy of the evaporating over the boiling process will be fully, as we have every :otifidence that it will be successfully, ested. If cement vats can be used. and cheap material can be fouad to answer for covers to them, it will be a ?reit success. Ifkhere ia any country better than this is for solar evrpora- ion, we are not acquainted with it. y We look with confidence to perma nent and profitable results from salt manufacture at Lancaster. Omaha Herald. Fanny Fern says that "A woman. by taking a big basket in her hand and leaving her hoops at home, and pin ning an old shawl ever her head, and ying a calico apron around her waist, may walk unmolested at any hour in the evening. I know it, because I have tried it, when I felt like having a prowl' all alone 'think,' without every puppy saying, at every 6tep, 'A pleas ant evening, Miss. An anecdote ccmes from Paris of a gentleman who, when out riding, met another who was very deaf. "Riding, I see, as usual, screamed the good natured X.; "and how is your wife ?' "Just bought her," replied the other; and, to tell the truth, she is a baddish lot. You know me. I never keep them if they don't suit me, and I shall get rid of her next week. : It is said that when Lord Byron sent to his wife the well known touching lines ' , -: "Fare thee well I and If forever. Still forever fare thee well 1" - he enclosed in the same envelope a butcher's bill, with the peuciled re mark, "Please look ' over this; I don't think we had so much meat." A cotemporary says: "It is a curi ous fact lhat, though the rain keeps thousands away from Church on Sun day, it does not deter a single id a a from attending to his business on week days." The farther a man advances in Christianity, the more he sees of the ignorance, selfish baseness and corrup tion of mankind ; and yet the more be loves them. The wisdom from above cannot account for this seeming im possibility. 1 "O mamma, mamma!" said a tow headed urchin, in a tone cf fright and penitence, "O mamma, ' I've been twearingl" "Been swearing, my child ! what did you say ?w "O mam ma," (beginning- to sobj J,I thed 'Old Dan Tucker!" Henry Ward Beecher recently bap tized a large number of candidates for membership into his church, but bs made the ladies remove their false curls and chignons befcre they went down to the water. Henry Ward Beecher compares the different religious denominations to the different pockets in a suit of clothes, and says it is little consequence wheth er one goes to heaven in an inside or outside pocket. .. .. '- A stump speaker exclaimed: tft know do Nortn. no South, no East, no West, fellow citizens !" ; "Then," ex claimed an old farmer tn the crowd, "it's time you went to school and larn jography." ; -Two "ladies" were having some: words together- when the daughter of one of them popped her head out of, the door and cried, "Be quick mother,, and call her a thief before she calls' you one." -:.- Yo-Skmite Falls n " Calitosxia. Ia the deep valley" Yo Semite, are several falls far surpassing in height tbe falls of. Niagara. At the l-wer erid of the valley is tbe eassade called tba Bridal Veil, the water pouring over the rocky wall a dis- -tance of 900 f eet. Two or. three miles beyond are the Yo Semite, where the' water falls in three pluDges a distance I of 2.800 feet, tbe first leap being nearly . 1,800 -feet, the next 400 and the last 600 feet. In looking from tbe bottom of tbe ' gorge at the immense height from which the water descends, the stream which ia 87 feet ia breadth at the top seem to be only about a foct and a hajf wide- V