u . . ' r -". ' y t i"! ff T -" ? r t t "f t ; "J ' . ' W ? v. rirw 1 . -"frsjl I,. ,-5 i'. r XT I 0t It:-." 'i : , "Jf any man attempts to haul down the American Flagr shoot him on the spot.?9 T VOL. 5. PLATT&MOUril, NUBUASKA, THURSDAY, MAY 20, 1 809. AO: 7.'-.;...; . . - 1' it ' .' : Y ' ' , . 1 ' . - . T j IT ' lmWs-it.' O ill H n ' I .11 II 1 ..H.I : .". ::-l'l '. j '. - :: i . "b ' ' ' fV:- ". ' : ; , - ' ' : .'.:,!:. 4 1 T J IE HERAJLi U " . -. .f 31s pcblisued . - :.- BIT . . II. D. HATHAWAY, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. ITiOBeaeornr Mxia' street and LeTee,' sococd Terms: $2.50 per annum, j Hates of Jldcertisihg O J4sq oat (pac often Unas) oue Insertion, $1 .50 t.j itMt'iont itusrtioa . , , - l.f0 PnJo imLstTds not cxccitiUnK ix li 10 00 O lt-urler colttmn ocltai, per onam 32.00 . lix mouUit WO " .' ihri'uoatb J6.00 a . kalf colu"B twelr nunlb 00.00 "... : . lis nioothi 8&.IK) iBoUiQiwelmoithii . - - :10.00 - fix moath . i 0.00 " three month! - f . .00 ilTtrTiint drerUmdti tnnt kep orin y W re pripa'red to &o kln.U of Work b .Le'rt ootioct and is a,tylethat will aatie. fae'len. ' . WILLTTT TOTtENQER. ATTORNEY AT L A W, PLTTSMOUTII - - NEBRASKA. T. ill 5IA.RQ,UETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW -. ASI Solicitor in Chancery. PLATTSMOUTII, . NEBRASKA S. F. COOPER. j.TT0Ryer -t-v cocxscloi: at law. riattsmoiit 1. .VT. TT ill bny t4 11 Real Estate, and pay txe f r noa-te-td-nta. ImproT l and a-.liriirored Un J and lots for sale,' Jane 25iU o12t. '; J XV. RAWLINS, i?I 1 , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, (Late Surgton-ln-Cliicf o tlie Xtn.J of lha Poto- - mac.) ' FLATTSMOVTlf, - - XEH. OfMc wilh ur. R R. Livingston, on Main street. pr t Court Houo.' (V Private reail' Hce corner of Rock and 1 Ilk atrrati. twa doora sou-.h of P. P. G '. iay. R. H LIVINGSTON, M. D. Physician and SuTgeon, T-' lr bis profsplonal aervicts to the citlxcna ef ai county. y-KeLidenca oauth-cTt corner ofOak and Sixth tr-et; Otllce on Main st feet, opposite Court House, pi tttsinouih, Jicbraaka.' Platto VaHoy House Eo. B. Munniv, Proprietor. -'orntr of .Utin and Fourth Streets, Plattsuiouili, Nel. Tk . having boen re n:i-a nu t.hedotfers flist cUkS accoiauwdatious a -lay or w.ti. Don id ry II. S . -JENNINGS, ATTORNEY AT LAW -AND' " G-anaralLaad Agent, f.iWn. - : l":aba: "trill pajtic-la any ortka Courts of the StaUi, aad will b iy and '!1 keal a.te tin cvmmion, pay Tk. etamine Titles, c. o.ivi'bltf MAXWELL, SAM. M. CHAPMAN Iflaxtvell & Clisipiuan. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, HnHcitorain Cnancery. t LATTSXOCTir, - ' A'KBRASKA Offlce over Black, Battery Co'a Drag Store. H Plattsmouth EVlills- C.'IIElSELTProprietor. n.... ...ii,iin n-naire J mj placed in tlior' r,inn.nr orJr. Custom work dune o n short 1 00,000 Bushels oTAVhcat .iti;e. Wanteil ira-nedlately, for whtcn me uij pi ice wiil be paid. J. N. WISE, tj-.t marke aag2d tt ,.,. 7 I. iff. A c'cidenU" f ire. Inland and Transit YTJ RTT R A C E AGrE NT Z V 7 i i i .-VI .":.Vif r.onn,hif rat os in the most rellaol ' ' . -- I - iK. ITnitrt Sttes. cT-0ce aUthe bookstore, Platttr oath,,Nebras n i a v 9 1 ( I L I n.iiinerr & urcssmaHiiiB) BT Mis. A.M. Dasrats M . B. r. Ksnkkdt Opposite the City Bakery. v. m ....i.i K.nM'trnlii announce to the Ladi: V ..,...., I, .n,l vicimtv. that we hvr just . .. iL -r.,1 .eirftnl aiock of Winter J.,o.t,c .nsis.-.njr of Klowers. R.bDons, yelvats, Jre ttlamin.e., Ac. We will el toe cheapest gs vsver.ol liothisei-y We cat. .cc.ui.lat jsl.. .ur ...m .l.im.nT new ones as w ill 'aror ua i h.,..n. All kia-i of wota in our liue uoue to order. ,-f-rf;enaa'tcnn sivea or no, charges . mtf f ' f HEALTH, COMFORT, AND ECONOMY. 3 RHASOXS FOR BOARD1XG Vs cci." vsr. cbiH in, : OAK STREET, - - - PI.ATTSMOCTU C T o blocks northwest of Brick School-House. HE has a BA TU 110 USE, free to patrons; his rooms are well ventilated, and h is prl-e are asonable. JaljSS n!6tf. CaptD. LABOO &'CO., Wbolesaleand Retail Dealers in Wines and Liquors. Also a very choice selection of Tobacco and Cigars, If ain street, second door east of Seymour House, V jir i.tea O.tr, Nebraska Ara Inst receivincr a new stock of 6t Old 4ire frees Baare eeasty, ky-, ame-n. Dr. J. W. TIIOMAS, ' HaTing peruiaaeoily luctrd at WEEPING AVA'IEH FALLS trnuerk hi proresmonal aervicc Caca conntT,l'-raaa. lotb eitlsenaot .. ' iaoT'if NOTICE. JAMES O'NEIL 1 tar authorized AfretH for the eollceuon of all accnuntr dne. tlie nnderwgli'.d for Budicai services; rrceii t will lis valid for the oHTment of anr moniek on eaid urti sKn Aujcu.tH. lbt7. K. II. UVlkGSlOS.M B TtLXz3c ovacia. sic ! PIANOS. ORGAIVS. .11 IXOD EONS! Iamag-ntforhebitMiic Intrnm-nta made. Perofi wlshioi to bur Piano. CMhloet. M'tro- nolit.m or p.i table OiBaot, or Melodeoos cn pnr- eliae Ihronith my kgeneTOB a liborMl term a hy can fri.ro ihe n.iaik iairi imukitw. i" ' - inentR fully warranted. - J. N. WloE. anrilltf t FOR SALE OR TRADE ! saod daeUire. conlalclnR tix rocm. six rocm. a pood i ct-liar. aBdcirtern. a.well, ttable. vood fched and bitest snedon the lot, aiiuate the corner f Seventh and LnriiHt street" : al-o. a two xtorv brick oililiiifr, 2.-:J6, with two Iota, f itHMeon Fifth street nor.h of laio. The ab6ve proriertv will eold cheap for cash, or traded for an improved farm in Ca count - For particulars apply on tke pren)e UtO. BOECK. Allpervins lnrleble.1 to me are reqnestert torall and ee'tlr tnimrdiMiely, as 1 mast and will have tbTn Ktled forthwith. Kovltf. - - ' - GEO. BOECK.. MRS J; IP- DOUD, TTavipir iut iereiv l ailioice reliction of Millin cry Uox1s icm I li il ad-j h i. uow ofl -rs them for iofnfction and kale, at re6rikb.e pr.ces. No pains ha beta spared to obtain tie- finet material ana Utt ktytea. - - . . PI'-Rse cull rd esamirf ! bet residence. onr and a half miles toaih of l'UttniQuth , mr25if ; WOOIAVOIITEl & CO , BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, ' Binders &Paperdealexs. SALYT JOSEPH, JUO., ' -ocSSfltn To THK WoKatxu C-I.i'9.- ! am now pr-parrd to Inrr.Uh all cloet with con-tsnt eiiifloyn.ent at th-'ir home, the whole of the tirnf, or for the fcVa-e moment. liasmrt n w, li?ht and profitable itty c ct to o per evfo'oir, is eautv eame.i ny ereons or either sex. and the boys an't f iris earn nearlv as ma. h as men. Giet inilaceiiiedts are cf- fpred those who will devoto bi'ir whole time to the bunine : and. tbnt everv person who reel thisno- li cf, T send me their afuies ana leattne Du.me ir lh nisalve. 1 mjke tbr Itiiowiogr unpsranei'-u olfr : To all w'oo a'e aot well salinea with the business. 1 wiM send I to par for tile fouble cf writing iue tull i'arttct!ar. anec.ion ccc, aeni free, feamole sent by rrtnil for 10 cm. AduK'a aprS E C. ALLLN. Aoini-ts, MO. LIVERY, PEED, 3a,le tciTDle, BT WM- J II Y A IT, Proprietor,; PLATTSjIOCTU, NECBA9LA . First-rate EtablinB and Wacon Yarda for the ac commodatlon of the pnll'". also a good slock of HORSES AND CARRIAGES In lt nn verv re&sunable'tfrms. stable on Main street, ueay opposite tu " anr.ii.- DAN UOUSt, Platumoath, Seb. uecJiw. SHANNON'S Feed,: Sale and Livery ; ST.A:33X. Main St., ' - Pa.ttsmocth I a i prepared to accommodate thepnbllc wtt Horses,' Carriages and Buggies, Also, a nice Hearse, On short notice and reasonable terms. A TJack will run to Kteacnboat laDiliag, and to all parts f tie city when desired. mr2 -. J. w. UUi.N.NUi. OR HI ; II. uTl CEUSKY, DENT I S rn h ( IVr. T.i-iheiron's Office daiinR tbe last wek in en-h month . A I ordera left In tae Pofct- offiPi' will promptly.attended to. r Joly a. NEW -TOBACCO STORE! OS MAIN STREET, 0FP0SITE COURT HOC9K, ! PL ATTSLU OUT II , N II U.', . ' We "v on band a large assortmeot.of ' CIGA11S & TOBACCO, -: CsoaUtlng of.tte best qualities of CIQARS, IIAE CUT, PLUG AHD SMOKING 'TOBACCO. , i. J..1 riilii;viIt in Tobacco we can mill as chrxp.ii aotclKTirer than any .-thi-r Ptore io the city. txtve na a can colore you fan ii, v nKnucic,. wa know yon will go a- a'i fled. - I BROJL fc CO.. ; ' "Febrnary 11, ISCrtf. - - - - B.EPURJ.OCK, K.BixTRa WisPHia . Co. Clerk aad Recorder. Uept'y Clerk it Rec'r. Spurlock: ? & l Widhain, rXA TTSMO CTS, AEJSItASlLA. . ERbNT Hb OMS 'OfCOURT-HOUSE, Clerk and Treasurer's Office. , LANDS BOUGHT Sc SOLD. Titles Examined, and ' -CoiiTeyanees Illnde Taxes paid and receipts forwardt promptly. ' FlaWVBTOQfb, Jnaa 1S,18S9 U91 NATUItAL, 11ISTOIIY. i : BT JOSH BILLINGS. FtEAS. Tbe smalft-tt animal of the brute creation, and ih niobi petWy, iz tbe flea; - ' i- They are about the bgnes9 of an on: ion seed,: and , shine like, a- bran Lew shot. : ; - . . . : ' i , TJBfV epripg : from low places, and can spring further, and taster than any bf tbe bug bruiet.. . ; , , . , i .Thev bite wus than the muskeeter. for they biiq on a run, one Cea will go aul over a man s suburbs in ,2; ruinpita and jeave hi.ui as freckled aa ihe.uiea-. It is impossible to do anything well wuli a ava on. you except you; sware, and fieas ain't atraid cf that; the only way ib to quit bizuess ov aul kinds and hunt for the flea, and when you hive found him he ain't there. Tnis i one of the fiVa mysteries, the fakulty they. have ov being entirely . lost jist as you Lave found them. I doa't suppose there U ever killed. on an average, durm? ennv rie vear more ihnn 16 neas in the whole ov the United Syaiesiov America. unless there i a caeualfty ov soino kind once in a while there is a doq; eels drownded uciten, una ihen ttiare may be a Jew Hf us lost; ' incy nre about as nara to km as a flax seed iz, and if you don't mash ihetn as fine' nW'rrbund pepper' they vvi'.l start business on a smaller kapflal jit az pestiferous az ever.' Inere u ion ov people who never seen a flea, end it take- a pruy smuri man to see bne ennyhow, they don't smv lonj? in a place. i If you ever ketch a fla, kill him be fore you du ennythmg else; tor if yot do -nut it off-2 tiiinnits. it may be too late. ' Menny a tlea ha. passed away for ever in l"S3 than 2 nunnns. ' I3ei Uros. nvt'r 6een ennybody yet but what dit-pised bed bus. Thy are tbe ineanesf tf aul crawling, creep nig", hopptn or bi'.iLff ihinsrs. They daseni iak!e a man by oSli:e, but sneak in after dark, and chav him while he is fa?t al-ep. A musketo wiil file you in broad da- lite at short range, and give you a fair rhnne to knock in bis sides tne flea iz a came tug, and will make a dash at you even ou, 13roJway, tut the bed tug is a corn ;er. wl,o waits ml you strip, and then picks out a mellow place to eat you. , ' If I was in the habit of swearing ! wouldn t he&naie to cuss a bed bur rite tew hi face.' tieo hugr are urcemmon smart in a a a small way, on; rair ov them wi'l 6iock a hair mattrass in 2 weeks vnh" buss enufTto last a small family for a whole year. . ' s It don t do any eoGd to rraV when bed tups are in season; the only way to get rid of them is to bile the bed in acquiitortis, auu tnen neave il away and buy a new one. Bed bug?, when .'hey have prone aul tney intend to. are about the size or a blueiay s eye, and have a brown com plexion, and' when they start out to garrote are az a grease spot, but wbei they get through garrotiDjr they are swelled up like a blister. : Ii lakes 2 daya to get the swelling out of them. t; ,. c If the bed bogs have enny destiny to fill, it rnusi their slummicks, but u eenns to me that they have just been made by accident, just as slivers are, tew mck into somebody. It they wuz got. up tor. some wise purpose they must have took the wrong road, for there cam be enny wisdom in chawing a' man all nite long, and raising a family besides to follow the came, trade. - ' If there Is sonie. wisdom in all this,! hope the bed bugs will chaw them folks who can see it, and leave me be, for I am 'one of The hereticks. , Nothing so much vexes a physician as 10 te sent for in. great haste, and to find.' aftef bis arrival, that' nothing, or next to noihingJis the matter with his panent.: We remember of an 'urgeni case' of this kind recorded of an emi- rient English surgeon. He had been sent for by a gentle man who had just received a slight wonnd. and cave his servant ordprs to j?0 0'ne W''h all baste imaSmable and fetch a certain plaster.- .The patient. turning a liule pale said: tit-evens: ur, hope there is no danger?' i " Vlndeed tberrt is!' answered the "urgeon; "tor if th tellow don t run like a racehorse, the, wound wilLbe healed ! before he -can possibly gen back. ' 1 ''-' ) An elderly gentleman accustomed to 'indulge. ' entered the room ol a cer tarn tavern; where sat a grave Friend by the fire ;.. Lifting a pnir of ereen spectacles upon bis forehead, rubbing his iii finned eyes and calling for hoi brandy ai d water.be-complained to the Friend that his eyes were getting weaker, and that even spectacles didn't seem to do tbem any good ''I'll tell thee.friend," replied tbe quakur'whaf I think.l.If thee werti to wear . thy spectacles over, thy, mouth for a few months, thy eyes would seen get well agtio. The l'ouilt Who ever gaw;a . .. . . , , Houiau. . .: ,, .. , .. In Medow's Ilisicry of the Chinese, lately published in London, a chapter on love has ike following s:ory: , . , - ."A .Chinese who had been diap- pointed, in marriage,, and' wbo:had grievously suffered throu.jLi woman. in many oher wayst retired wnb his jn -faut sou to Mh3 peaks of . a iiiountaip range in Kweichoe, lo a spot quite in accessible to liule footed Chinese wo men. He trained . his boy. to .worship tbe gods, and stand, in' awe and abhor. rence of the devil-; but he never men tione.d women to hitu, always descend. lng the mountains alone to buy fiod.r- At length, however, the .itifirmi'.ies of age compelled him to lako : the young man wnb hiin.to-i carry the., be ivy bag of rice. . Que day, as ibey; wtre..ieav. J ing the niirkei- town together, the on suddenly etopped short, and ;poiiirg to three approaching i objects, cried, Father, what are-"ihose,, things ? Look ! look I What are they ?.' . The father insUntly : answered tvuh a per emtory order, 'Turn atvay youriead;, ihey are devils!" "The son, with some alarm, turned away, noticing that the evil things were gazing av him wuh surprise trom behina meir tans. tie walked to the mountain, ate no- supper, and trom that day lost nis ap petite, and was afflicted with inelan choly. For'some ume hi troubled and anxious parent could gel no satis factory auuvver to his inquiries, but at length the young man burst out. cry ing with inexplicable pain: "Oh, fath er ibitt tallest devil ! that tilled i devil. father, I do want to see her again !" A BEAUTIFUL. TIIOUUIIT. Margaret Fuller ssmewhere beauti fully says: 'It. is a marvel whence tbe perfect flower (water lil y) derives its loveli nes and p-rfume, springing as it does from the black mud over which the river sleeps, and where lurks the slimy eel, and speckled fro?, and mud turtle; whom connnuttl washing cannot cleanse It is the very same the black mud on of which the. lilly -ucks, its obscene life and noi-ome odor. Thus we see. too, in the world, it at some persons a-sitn-ulate only what is ugly and evil, frcm the same moral circum-tances which supply" good and b-nuuful results the fragrance of Celestial power to the daily l:fe of others. Only a few days sii.ee, when Mrs Grant was on her way to New York. two gentlemen aspiring to place and who were somewhat acquainted i-.h her, occupied the sat by her side in succeisijri. Tbe first took occasion to inform her tbat thouh the other, sit ting near them, was a pleasant, pltusi ble gewleman, be was a great rascal and not fit to be trusted in any public position. Soon after, the person in question, watching nls chxnce, took the seat with Mrs. Grain, ar.d went on to say thai he noticed that his friend who had jusl left seemed to ha very enter taining; the fact was. he was a smooth, agreeable, smart fellow, but unfortun ately he was a great scoundrel. Mrs. Grant said be had just been eiving her an account of the one addressing, her, aad added : "Your esi n ites of each other are. almost exactly the tame," Washington Letter '; -Dispatches' from San Francisco say theie is considerable eiciiement over the prospective change of officers ' of the Mint. 15efore the new ' officers can take charge an inventory must be had of all property on Land, .including coin and uieiais in toe iuioi, wriicn will make it necessary, to close for a number of days, ! At present there is a very large tupp-ry of metal on hand, and by suspending the working of the Mint even for a few days wotld sen- ousiy emnarrass commercial circles in thia condition of affairs. . A letter from Sivanaah, says that an extensive trade has been carried on in that ci.y for many years, but since the war. this trafic has largely in creased, and Savannah now ranks so high that she stands second to lNew Orleans only in the' extent ; of her op erations, outstripping even Mobile. As au evidence of - the magnitude1 "f the Savannah cotton trade; it may be slated that she h;s- (Juring tbe past th'rty day shipped direct for foreign ports, .74 S09 bales of upland, and 743 bales of Sea Island, and coastwise, during the same' lime, S7.324 baleb of upland and 253 bales of Sea Island. . ' Josh Billings thus welcomes spring : Spring came this year, as mutch as ever, riail nuteous .virgin, o iaij years old and upwards ; hale and barty old gal. welcome tew York State and parts-adjacent !. ; Now the b'rds jaw ., ..I , ii . i and the came noiier; now uie p gs skream. now iheeese warble, now the kais sieh. and nature is frisky ;.4he virtuous bedbug and ihe nobby cock ' roach are sinstti Yankee Doo-jle and "coming thro' the.rhi,'. .Now may. be seen the muskeeter; that gray outlined critter on destiny, solitary and alone, examining his last year's bill, and now may be heard with the naked ear tbe hoarse sbanghigh bawling in. the barn yard ' .; . .'-.j ; ? - Jay Gould returned aa income $155,000 for 1S68. STOPPED HIS PAPEK. :l - The following anecdote of the late Mr. - Swain trom - the Philadelphia Press, is net without its moral in oth er latitudes lhan Pennsylvania: ; " "Many years ago,'' Mr;' Swain, then editor of the Public Ledger was hailed at the comer of Eighteenth and Chflsf , nut streets by a very excited individual, who informed him in the "most em" phatic terms, "l. have stopped Jvour piper sir.'Vand' proceeded to explain the why and wherefore, all the tune gesticulating' wildly." "My gracious, sir, you donVeny eo. ' Come-' with me to the office,, and let us see if we cannot remedy iYie-: mailer. It grieves me that any -one should stop my paper." Down Chestnut street to Third ihe two proceeded.' Arriving at the office Mr. j?waiu said 4Why,! my dear sir everything seems to be going on here as usual; I thought you bad slopped my paper. Then and there ihe excited gentleman,' whom the long walk, by the way, bad! partly cooled, said that he bad stopped taking' bis one ccpy of the Ledger. Mr. Swain was' profuse in bis apologies for having misunder stood the meaning of bis late subscri ber's words, and regretted (hot he had given1 him ihe tramp froni Eighteenth street to Third, down Chestnut. .The gentleman went on his? way home, a wiser if not a better man, marvelling i 'he stupidity of: editors in general and of Mr; Swain in .'particular, t ! Be fore he left, however, he ordered that the Ledger be still sent to his address : j .- : THE IHJ53AX IlAHt Gray hairs sell for a cent a piece. Hair oressers inijuire of their custom ers for ihem and. beg thai they may he saved trom the comb in dressing.- Gray hair is the most expensive and difficult to obtain There is niw i 8troti2 motive for young women to cui tivate the growth of fine heads' of hair. as their tresses irt moments of diliicul ty may te worth a dowry to them. Mothers p.re warred against cuttinf their children's hnir two often.. If it i of good t! icltite;. at first, scissors should not be touched to ihe head; culling makes th hiir thicker but coarser. Freuu-m bruslnou whilit the hair is of moderate length; and washing once t week wuh a tea-potiful of liquid am mouia in u large ttowitul -ot wrm .wu ter, is the heal treatment possible. - Keep t done-up loosely, so that the air can ntuve Uirtiogh be hair freely. It any stimulant is required half an ounce of dry ammonia, rubbed into a pint ot olive oil, is the finest dressing to be made, surpassing bay rum and any mix ore of spirits and oil. This dressing prevents the hair from turning gray, if anything will do o. and urges Us growth.- V. Yt Citizen. AXMEXT (iltUAT.VKSS. - Nineteb w: s 15 miles long, 8 wide, and 40 round, with a wall 100 feet high, and thick' enough for three chanois .abreast.. Babylon "was .50 miles within the walls, which were 7-5 feet thick, and 300 feet high, wi.h 100 brzen gales. The' T'"ple of Diana, at Ephesus .was 420 feet ; to ihe sup port tf the roof. It was one hundred years in building. The largest of the pyramids i" 4S1 feet high, and 653 on the sides; its base covers ll acres' The stones are' about 30 feet in length,' and th layers are 30S. It emp'oyed 339.000 men in building. The laby ; ruith in Eaypt contains 300 chambers and 12 hails. Ihebes, in tgypt, pre sents ruins 27 miles round. . Athens was 27 miles round, and contained 350,000 citizens and 400,000 Slaves. The Temple of Delpfcos was so rich in donntions' that tt was plundered of SoOO.OCO. and Nero carried away from it : 200 statues. The walls of Home were 15 miles round. - ' tYOKTII TIIE C II ARM. :l" Ypuhg men are n tstaken when they think good looks their principal recom mendation to woman. A woman ad mires a handcome man, for a tune; but it needs something ' more than a good looking face to retain this feeling. A woman la,- as a general 'rule, more strongly drawn by .the intellectua qualities of the, cpbos.ie sex thai by any thing else hat is above said is "also true of the get. tier sex. A man frequently says of some belle. 'Yes. she's very beautiful; but I thank heaven she isii t niy wife ! Women lute to be admired for their loveliness, aud we do not blame ihem for it; but it re quires something more , than mere beauty to enable ihem to "retain . their lnSuencH over inen.' Air Eoitor s Assessm-jit rh does a body good lb have his pride Haltered nce .: in a -, while. . ve realize - tne - -,r i- . t benefit of it once a year when the As esor comes.;round and asks bow much money we have at interest; bow much stock we bare in government bonds or in ibanks; . and various other Questions that are supposed to be ad dressed only io the vohd men.' If there is any body around, we straight en up slightly, expand our corporosity and in as heavy a chpst tone as we can command' we answer, "About the same as last year, .- Ihey know; we enough what that is. . Se do. we. Ex, ' The minister who boasted of preach of ling without notes, dont wish to be un derstood to refer to greenbacks. THE UULLV BO ; The Bally Boy is an institution. The Bally. Boy. is. not a buy ai a!l, strictly speaking, but a young man between the ages of lb and 2d. The B..B. is the young fellow ihat wears the ightest breeches, the whitest collars and cufli, the finest cloih, ibe 'stuiining esi vest, smokes the best cigars, aud great many of them, and spends more money than. He earns, by an oyerwhelmlng- majority; He'' keeps ate hours and has a headache in tbe muri ing.'bf ; which be: is rather boast Lie is a coooots nods familiarly is ful than ashamed. eur in oysters, and fla shy' dressed females, with the bloom of health upbn(their cheeks as they pass him' on the ..streets.' He is ex cessively liberal wiih tbet "old man's" cash. in-bar rooms and aspires to be called a "whole souled. fellow by other boys not quite so' liberal as him self, from tae fact that " their respec tive fathers are not so liberal with the rocket-money.' 'The 'Bully Boy , is fond of fun " He patronizes ihe'Tiger," is arrested in bouses- ot ill fame, and wants bis tame kept out of the papers because he is "respectoble."; The Bully Boy has a future, before him. He cannot always remain a Bully Boy The "old man"' drops "off" the hocks" some day,:and . does : not cut up so fat as his hopeful son and heir expected. He makes shttrl work with his. wind fall, and by ibis time is educated for a career as a professional gambler. He plucks and is plucked : If h can't make a living in the higher -walks of the profession, he plays "siirap. game' or "top and bottom" perhaps beccmes a confidence chap, and ends by being furnished food, lodgrng and a striped suit at the expense of the State. -If any bf our ybqng . readers' have the slightest tendency to blindness, we advise them to eradicate it itistanter. Better be slow ploddioe, old fashioned, stupid anything, but buily. The Curry Comb and nrusli, (. At this season horses and cattle man itest mut h uneasiness-m consequence ot the stannic? into growing ot a new coat of hair to supercede ihe old one now losing its hold upon the skin This cau.-es an itching, to allay which ihey rub against posts, corners of buildugs, or. any object of sufficeut firmnesh that comes in their way. A hint should be taken trom this fact, to make tree use of ihe curry comb and brush. It will not only give immediate relief to the animals, but make tbe skin clearr and healthy, i. Use the curry comb and brush liberally it will be time wel pent. ' !.r-.!:., ' Beautiful Illustration At one of the anniversaries of Sabbath school in London, two little girls presented themselves lo receive the prizes one 'of whom hud" recited one verse more, than the. other, both laving learned several thousand ver ses of Scripture. The gentleman who presiaeo inquired "And could you not have learnd one verse more, and ife'ust have kept up wi'b Martha ? ; 'Yes. sir. Ihe blushing child replied but I love Martha, and .kept back on purpose . .. , . r And was there any of all the ver ses you have learned,' again inquired the .President, that taught this lesson ? There was, sir. she answered blushing siill more deeply; 'ln'honor preferring one another Mr, ureeley does not seem satis bed that bi S100 prize for the best grape. was awarded to ihe Concord.- At a put lie meeting in New Nork. re cently, he said: "All my money : did was to advertise a grape already known; thus improvement was checked, not stimulated. I am a little discour aged by the result, ard ' do not pro pose to offer another bank note for a plate of common grapes." : A Sitka correspondent thusdescribes Alaska scenery: 'Take one big moantain covered wih trees from the base nearly to the summit, with an indeigrowih'of brush, briars and moss almost impassable .muhiply the .one by 10.000, and you have Alaska. .... W heriever. we find a country divided up into small estates, each and f every owner working bis lands with his own hands, we find a bfave patriotic and free people, enjoying competence and domestic comfori wiih manly -dignity -M...R iPairick.; . W. L'. Btrryl Esq.. of the Lebenon (Tenn ) Herald, aged S9 years, is the oldest printer in America. He sets hi ten ihouand ems' from sun to sun, and handles bis composing, slick wuh as much ease and accuracy, as when he set ihe obituary of George Wash iugton. ' ' '-"- 1 wo members or a church choir in Albany, . having seceded, have been gratifying their spite by singing in the congregation out of tune and at tbe top of their voices. . They have been ar rested and discharged, and still persist in singing out , of tone. A Boston minister alluding to the trouble in a certain, church relative to tbe singing, srs thai "when a minis ter is compelled .to rlay second fiddle lo a tenor, it is about time to go West." DO NOT HILL. THE Blllt9 . . r Everybody, is more or less interested in birds. Certain .kinds of . them- ari indispensable to farmers and garden ers, and even to ibe people who live in ciuea and towns. ...The list that lives ' upon inserts is much i larger - than is generallyrsupposed... They destroy in a few months moire insects than can be1 annihilated in many years by the ap-1 pliances of human skill. The robin red-breast, wren, swallow, sparrow,, bee bird blue bird and. finch all feed upon iDsects. A distinguished Swiss Naturalist says that in an experiment, made by bun ou a robin red-breast' killed in . a single, hour 600 flies, a' swallow in half an hour bad destryed mor gnats thani be could accurately) count, and a sparrow bad carried over , 400 worms and caterpillars to its nest in a single day. ". This Certainly com-' pens'ates hrgely for all the mischief they do the fruit. . The birds we bv mentioned during feeding lime carry nothing but insects and worms to their' young. ' Were it not for the birds',' our gardens and-fields would been-; lirely eaten up by tbe , worms and in, sects. Every farmer - and gardener ought to cultivate friendly terms wuh the birds put up boxes upon the trees and about the house and barn to en courage as many of them as possible. Birds are nurd creatures, and if stooea or shot at will -soon leave . the blac where they are treated in ibis way, but if they are , eucouraged ibey soon become pets and . stay about m quite a friendly manner " We say to all, tak care ot the tiros. "Old" 'marm- G was never ra g-arded as a paragon. of neatness, ana if "cleanliness is next unto godliness,, as Si. Paul asserts, it is to be feared that the old lady never attained to the ater state. Not only was she anything but heat herself, but showed a sover e gn contempt for il in others. Speak in of neat . people, one day, sne re; marked that her son Josiah was one of the most particular men in tbe world Why, ' said he. . be ihrew away a whole cup of. coffee, the other mora g, because it had a bedbug in it. ' Let me tell you here," says Ah7 in his old speech said over, again, that a' wise and good Prince ' is lufiniiely "better than a despotic, arbitrary Colt gress." Of course be-it.. ' And let us tell you here. O, Andy, that a tolera bly decent Congress, , representing as well as it can, a great and brave pes pie, is infinitely better than a despotic?, arbitrary prijee of tailors, or any oihr alderman. ' . One day lat week, says the Dem opolis Republican, an individual of tha African persuasion entered the office of the Probate Judge in that city, when the following .dialogue ' ensued: Vis dis de place whar day gits license for to git married ?' ,"Yes." . "Well I got married two years ago- wid a li cense, and now my wife's done run a way and leflT me, and I want to git my name scratch fd off ! The widow of Rossini has refused three thousand francs for an lialiaa copy of the old Testament left by her husband, Il h enriched by matrical versions of the most beautiful psalms, in bis own hand, and for which he had intended to compose music' " - A married woman in London per suaded her husband to allow he in sport to tie his legs and arms, and when she had him nicely trussed the proreeded to pay t-fF' -her grudges against him by gouging out hia eyes with a table-knife. . Governor Weller, of California, was wrecked on the Golden Rule, aud oa arriving in San Francisco, he remark ed to a friend: -'.'Lost-everything, fir everything but rny reputation."' Gov ernor," replied his friend, "You travel with less baggage than any one I ever saw." . ' " A young 'woman; meeting a former fellow servant, was asked how the liked her'new, place, .'"Very - well." Then you have nothing to complain of?' ;" '"Nothing. only master and mistress talk, such very bad gram mar. " '. A clergyman of Wolcott, Vt.; baa patented a globe made of strong linen paper, in settions, which folds up so as to appear like a folded sheet of thick paper. By means of a steel spring it is sprung into shape, so thai, in all repec!s it is a perfect artificial glob for common school use. J 1 ' An old woman named Celeste L Noir has jtiit died in New Orleans, who served in ' tbe- great Napoleon's at my, and was told by Nao. "my pret ty girl, if you were not a woman I would make a Colonel of you. : In Oregon, "bibulaiion"-is said to be a preventative against small pox, and the modern sty'eof drinking invitation is, "let's disinfect ' .' .- -, , , . A faiber was reproached with, mar rying bis 6on too early. ' Wait till he is a little more reasonable," - was'' the advice. V, "Ah 1 in. that case," sighed the faiber, "he would never marry at all." ;. . e . cryja w ! I I f