"7 any mnn attempts to haul doicn the American Flag, shoot him on the spot VOL. 5. PLATTSMOUTII, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1869. AO. 5. THE HER AJLi D ,I8 PCBLISHGD VVE EKLY, B7 U. r. HATHAWAY, EOITOR AND PROPRIETOR. V$"0e, corner Main street and Levee, second Terms: $2.50 per annum, j - Rates of Advertising jsquare(spaee of ten lines) out Insertion, Kc.i subsquent Insertion -Profes-i-mal cards not exceeding six 11 ie-qamer column or less, per annum six months 4 three months Oh half column twelve months u six months i three months seeolurau twelvemonths - six months three months - HI transient advertisements mast b P adrauc. We are pr pared to do all kinds or t. notice, and In a style that will n short faction 1 .SO 1.00 10 00 35.00 SO to 15.00 eo.oo 85.00 20.00 100.00 60.00 .00 orln Work satis. Dr. X W. THOMAS, Having permanently located at WEEPING WATER lAIYI.S'i tender his professional services to th j Caw county, Nstraska. UAISINU THE DEAD cMisensoi Jao7'C9tf FOll SAME OR TRADE! A' good dwelling, containing six rocms, a food !. r and cistern, a well, stable, wood shed and baggy shed on the lot, situate on the corner f Seventh and Locust streets ; alio, a two story brick building, 2jtx36, with two lots, situate on Fifth street north of Jlaiu. The above property will be sold cheap for cash, or traded for an Improved 'arm in Cawt count f. l?or particulars apply on '.he premises. QKO. BOfcCn-. All persons Indebted to me are requested to call and settle immediately, as I must aud will have them settled forthwith. Rovl9tf. GEO. BOKCK. WILLITT P0TTENQER. ATTORNEY AT LAW, PLA.TTSMOUTII - - .NEBRASKA. T. M OTARQ.UETT. ATTORNEY AT LAW AUD Solicitor in Chancery. PLATTSMOPtn, NEBRASKA 8. F- COOPER, ATT9RSEY AlfD COUNSELOR AT LAW. IIattsiiioiitli, Neb. TU1 buy and sell Real Estate, sad pay taxes fjr W non-residents. .... Improve.! and uulu-proved lands and lots for sale, Jaae S5th nliv. R. R LIVINGSTON, M. D. Phvsician and SuTgeon v.ud.rs his professional service s to thecitisens of .i.-.teornerofOak and Sixth .irt!U Office on Main street, opposite Court House, rlattsmouth, Nebraska. . Platte Valley House Ed. B. Murphy, Proprietor. t-. , M,in and Fourth Streets, -V'MCf vj - ' -- jLMattsinoiUli, Xeb. -..r. be.n re fitted and newly far vUhl,.n-erj nrsl-clas accommodations day or week. ATTORNEY AT LAW AND General Land Agent, t.iacvln. Board bj t ugS Xelrarka . . i !h. sitn and urili n-artle lu any oltue ooun.u. ... -. ---.ubvauJ II as ate o.. comm.ss.on, psy Tatos, essmine Titles, c oovi'oltt Gtrali Ealoris Body in a Dissecting Room The Eyts Opening and the Corpse Jlovmg under tut 1'rojessors Experiments. Arrangements were made by the friends of ibe condemned to have an effort made to resuscitate the body. Accoidingly, a committee appointed for the purpose were in waiting at the prison at the time cf the execution, and the body, wrapped in blankets, was brought to the Unirersiiy. The drop was four feet; the cord around the neck was a amall one. He hung by the neck thirty minutes, and there were signs rf Jife only four minutes after the drop. Ten minutes after be ing cut down he was placed upon the table in the amphitheatre, the lime elapsing from tho execution being fortv-four rriuutes. Six ounces of SV.ILLIN E R Y . MRS J. F- DOUD, Having Jnst rerelved a cholca selection of Mttlia erytiooda nom Philadelphia, now otTers them for inspection and sale, at reasonable prices. Mo pains has been spared to obtain the finest material and Please cli and ejaming at her residence, one and wnisky were injected into the bowels, a half miles iouth of I'lattsniouth. iminiitl I J n Bnu one guuuu ui pic uavgiu gas was forced into the lungs, and a pow erful galvanic battery applied to the medulla oblongata and ibe pit of the tomache. At the same lime the tongue was withdrawn from the mouth, and the body turned from side to eide, the method of Marshall Hall, for aiti A CreatJNovelty ! fORiS cents and one red stamp, "we seed any ? party 6 samples all different or onr New Golden Fountain Pen, Holding ink to write i T T"vr T7"c it OME DI1V 10 per day guarantied to Agents. Single samples ficial respiration. In fcUT Or five min utes, a marked change occurea in tne countenance; the chest gradually ex panded, the eyes opened, one arm was drawn up, and, by means of a, steth oscope, contractions and dilations of the heart were dFstinctly heard. So rident were the signs of life that hi? friends exulted over ihe ffct that he really lited. Another gallon of oxy gin was introduced into his lungs, and th baiterv was so changed that the ' . . . . 10 cents. Circulars Free, Feb4ra8 Address R. H. YOUNO M 119 Chambers St.. Boston, Mass Sheridan House, Wm. W. Irish, Proprietor. Corner of Main and Third Street. Flattsmontli, Neh Tlosrd by the day orweek. Charges -saeraiir. I S'hecs leave thi House daily for tl point ITIiat A Gentleman Does and Dues Not. Hs is a above a mean thing. He cannot stoop to a mean fraud. He in vades no secret in the keeping of an other. He betrays no secret confided t h .own keeping. He never struts in borrowed plumage. He never takes selfish advantage of our mistakes. lie uses no ignoble weapons in cootraver sv. Ha never eabs in the dark. He is ashamed of inuendoes. He is not Ans ihintr to a. man's face and another behind his back. If by accident he becomes in possession of bis neighbor's counjels, he passes upon them an act of instant oblivion. He bears sealed packages without tampering with the wax. Papers not meant for his eye, whether ihey flutter at his window or lie open before him in unguarded ex posure, are sacred to him. He invades a . 1 no privacy of otners, nowerer tne sen try sleeps. Bolts and bars, locks and keys, hedges and pickets, bonds and securities, notice to tressj 6sers, are none of them for him. He may be trusted, himself out of sight near the thinnest partition anywhere. He buys no oflics, he sells none, he in trigues for none. He would rather fail of his rights than win them through dishonor. He will eat honest bread. He tramples on no sensitive feeling. He insults no man. If he has rebuke for another.he is straightforward, open, manly. , He cannot descend to scur rility. In short, whatever he judges honorable he practices toward every man. the day or week North, South, East and Wert. To thi WoMl!C Class I am now prepare a to furnish all classer with contant employment at ihetr homed the whole of the time, or lor me spa'e momenta. Business new, liht and profitable Fifty c nts to D per evening, twuj perrons of either sex, and the boys and girls earn nearl v as much as men. Great inducements are of fered "those v.ho will devote their whole tme to the buine s ; and, that every person who sees this no tice msy send me their address ana iesi i ne DUFinewi for themselves. I make the following unparalleled ...r... . f .!i .re not well satisfied with the k..iin,u l will and si Co pav lor me wunuic v nrriiin.. me Va I particulars, airecuous .c "cm. iv.. c.n.nl, nt bv mail for 10 cts. Address aprS E. C. ALLEJJ, Augusta, Caw Despatches be Retdsed? A brute entered the office of the Western Union Telegraph Company a few days snn- nd nfTprpd a desDatch addressed current passed the entire length of the ta a(jyi couched in language so pro spine, and the artificial respiration fane B3 t9 raise the question of the pro continued For a few moments the prety 0f the reception. Are we sup signs of life increased, but in a short pose(j l0 know or recognize the lan tirae disappeared. Nitrous oxide gas uaee of a despatch? Must we not was injected into the lungs by an ar accept everything offered ts us? Are tificial opening into the trachea, made j we t0 e tne judires of the morality of Me. by Professor Duffe, but all to no pur pose, and at the expiration of one hour and twenty-five minutes the experi ments ceased, ai d the body was hand ed over to his friends. messages? . U1,ur-.L. SAM. M. CHAPMAN Maxwell fc Chapman, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, AVD Solicitors in Chancery. IATTHXOUTH, - - - NEBRASKA. Ollce er Black, Butter, Co'. Drug Store, arrl L1VBHY, FEED,! AND alo stable, BT WM- J- HYATT, Proprietor, PLATTeMOCTH, NEBBASLA. First-rate 6tabling and Wairon Tarda for the ac commodation of the pul lie, also a good stock of q "AMn r arr 1 AttES S- af f hurtoto joseph WATC5HAKEB and Main Street, schTjATER , JEWELEB.! to let on very reasonable'.terms. OTTIrT, Stable on Main street, neay opposite the biihii OAN HOUSE, Plattsmouth, Neb. Iec31tf. SHANNON'S Feed, Sale and Livery STABLE. MaIkSt., - - PtATTSMOUTH PLATTSMOUTII, - - A good assortment of Watches 3 i..,Wu(. Fanc GO NEBRASKA iJlo at. Gold Pens, sii.er Ware. Fane G0O.1S . -weiry , - -- , - - - .ill Trimmings !- wilted to his care will be warranted April 10, ItJtiS. Violin and VI Allwork com I am prepared to accommodate the public wtt Horses, Carriages and Buggies, Also, a nice Hearse, fn hort notice and reasonable terms. A Ilack will Coscehsikg Codbtimc. There iz wimmin who are az easy-to court az lint. "Luv, at fust sight," ix like eating honey It duz seem az ao yu never could get enutT of it. . This IcintT of luv iz apt to make blunders and iz az hard to back out ov nz a well. But there ain't no such thing az pure matbemalicks in courting. If it iz all nature, it iz too innocent for eartl; and if it is awl tience, it iz too much like a job. PerhaDS the test way to court iz to begin without mutch ov enny plan whare yu are going to fetch up, and see how yu and she likes it, and then let the thing kind ov worry along kare less, liko throwing stones into a mill pond. Yu will find one thing tew be strict ly true, the more advice yu undertake to follow, the less amount ot good courting ytt will do. Such are the questions which sometimes puzzle receivers in the performance of their duty. In the case referred to the appeal was made m the chief executive "efficer. who Drommlv endorsed upon it as follows "This message must be refused, no matter what the consequences may be This was formerly, and we trust now will be the underwood rule. No brute should be allowed t use the wires for the conveyance of his vulgarity, and messages of this cha acter, profane or obscene, may with safeiy be retusea In the recept'on of messages having in view the commission of crime, the law TELOCIPEDIA. Van Wyck. the famous New York surgeon, warns the public against the use of the velocipede. He sayg the severe jar of the small, hard seat pro duces disease of the prostrate gland, and 'if young men wish to preserve their manhood they"should ceasd the use of the velocipede. The leading velocipede manufac turers of New York and New Eng land have made agreements with tne Hanlon Brothers to pay them five dol- ars rovaliv on each machine for the use of the patent, and it is probable that a like sum will be fixed as the compensation for the use of the L.al!e ment patent. A man in Milford. Mass., is making velocipede with wheels eight feet high. It is intended to trarel tnirty miles an hour. Two new styles of velocipede, which conflict with no existing patent, are re ported from Worcester, Mass. Une of these is to run entirely by friction. and the other with common foot pad dles, enables the operator to make a mile a minute, or thereabouts, eacn tread on the treadles giving the dri ving wheel three revolutions. A four-wheeled railroad veiocipeae has been made by a Cleveland me cbanic. The front wheels are seven and the rear wheels two feet in diara eter. The front axle has two crooks shaped like a V. to which the connecting-rods are fastened. The driver's seal is similar to that of a sulky, which inclines forward, giving the rider a chance to expend all bis strength and droD his entire weight upon the pro- - . i pelling apparatus, ine weignt 01 ine machine is 160 pounds. It is intended for section men, taking the place of the hand-car. The cost is leas than S150. A new velocipede on three wheels has been invented by William R Monley, and just constructed at the works of the Giroud Manufacturing Co., N. Y. The velocipedict can be comfortably seated over the two hind whetls, and by means of his feel and a pair of treadles which have nn alter nate motion of four or five inches, he tarns the propelling cranks. The frsmp ts of lirrht wrought iron, well a a w - c ULEAHI.NC-S. Richmond is to have an Irish news paper. Bismark'a wife acts as his private secretary. Jerusalem is to have a weekly ueivspaper. A large cotton seed oil factory is lo be built at Mobile. In 1866. the last census, the popula tion of France was 33,007,094. The motto of the market gardener just now is, ".Let us nave peas Our Population a cjcniurr Hence The most considt.ri.te and cautious estimate has set down the increase of population in the United States for several decades, as follows: Eighteen hundred and seventy, for ty.two millions, 18S0, fifty-five mill ions; 1890, seventy seveu millions, 1900. one hundred millions. It is not unreasonable to suppose that in a hun dred years from this lime we mij have a hundred millions in the valley of the Missouri, Berenty on the Allan- The Catholic Bishop of Pekin re- tic slope, and thirty on the Pacific.- cently died after forty years service. Every family on the island of Guernsey has a Victor Hugo among the children. The Florida orange tree lives on an average 35 years, and produces 5,000 oranges. The Mayor of Portland is a remark able man. lie asks to have bis sal ary reduced. One firm in Switzerland sends to this country music boxes to the value of $2,000,000 a.jear. Them ra more owners of the eoiI m this country lhan any other. We have fifteen millions, whereas Great Britian has less than than thirty thou sand. Half the land in England it owned by fewer than one hundred aud fifty persons, and half the land in Scotland by not inore than ten ot twelve. No wonder that emigration cornea hither. For the last fifteen years our average emigration n is 282,265; that is to say, during all that period an emigrant has landed on our shores on an average of every One Leipzig publisher sold 70.000 minute of time, and oftener, counting copies of a cheap German translation the day twelve Hours Jong, inero cf Uncle Tom's Cabin. are probably sixty tongues doing ,r. . -n i .t -cr . r business in our metropolis: there are i lrmv r. murium hiio' on n ai l ui i - - his left forefinger during a hunt in the early days of March. Thackeray's daughter is traveling in Germany, and meets everywhere with the most cordial reception. The eon of Prince Napoleon as closely resembles the great conquerer of Europe, it is said, as his father does. Mazzina has sent to the printer the manuscripts of a book dedicated "Tot all Italians," aud entitled "My Last Will." It is a singular fact that the first protest to the Massachusetts Legisla ture against women suffrage came from women. ' Oranges and lemons may be pre served in the highest perfection by freezing and placing them in an ice house or refrigerator. A magnificent silver crown has been purchased by subscription in England and deposited on the tomb of the late braced. The power required to drive Emperor Maximilian this vplocinede. brines into action the large strong muscles of the thighs and Ipt It can be turned in its own length. Inventors Gazette. Plea For Ihe JL.it lie Folks. Don't expect too much of them; it has taken forty years, it may be to make you what you are, dont expect rnjects the idea of an obligation on the judgement in a child, or patience up part of telegraph companies to receive J der trial.. Sympathize in their mis- whatever is banded lo tnem. journal ukes and troubles; aon i riaicuie mem. nf thr Tplftrravh. Remember not to measure a child s J o- jr ------ ... . , trials bv vour sianaaru As one Count Bismark's two sons are to en ter the army. One is to join the King's Hustars, and the other the Lnncers, now garrisoned in Hanover Austria prohibits the killing of sing ing birds altogether. Maine once passed a similar law, and included the woodpecker among the protected birds. A Texas exchange says The South etn Enterprise comes to its office wrapped in S30 coupens attached to $1,000 Confederate bonds, due in 1867. A terrible hail and rain storm pre- from forty to fifty! thousand Chinamen of the Pacific slope. The commercial couvulsions anipolitical commotions of Europe, and of ihe revolutions and conscription, ara quickening aud spreading from the European coati nent the westward wave of life. A singular practice has been intro duced on the Pacific road that of ringing a bell at the conclusion instead of the commencement of a repast As the hotels aro unprovoked with bells, those on the locomotive engines are made to answer the purpose. There was a sign on the tavern door, which read, "Bare Stake and Dear Meet for Dinner." I swallowed a "bare stake" point foremost, and have been as stiff and straight as a lightning rod ever since. I bad no time for the "dear meet," though the "bare'' was a little on that order. The engine uttered a war whoop and we plunged into the mountains found ourst Ives surrounded on all tides by craggy peaka, impenetrable ravines, untutored savages, and beasts of prey. There is a vast difference between an American wilderness and an African wilderness, besides the mere consider ation of geographical miles. In one you are continually surrounded by black bears; in the other by bare blacks. The woods and mountains and hollows were lined, with Indians They must have been, for there were none visible on the outside. Mark Twai. At the recent election in Connecti How to Come Down Stairs. whom hi, mother comforteth." says railed throughout the East, on Sunday, J cut, Father Carraody, who has charge Here is a true ftory, too good to go un 1 the inspired writer, and beautifully published. A young fellow, respect I does he convey to us the deep, faith- m a 11 . s M S - ably connected and known nere, usea i fui j0Te that ought to be touoa in every to get drunk very frequently, fcnortiy woman's heart, the unfailing 6ympa before Brown s Hotel was closed, ne thy with all her children s gnets was one day as usual unaer toe inuu nee of benzine, and stumbled at the city when desired. J. W. SHANNON. DR HI- II. M'CLUSKY, Plattsmouth IVlills. C. HEISEL, Proprietor. H.vereesntlybecn repaired and placed mtbor : runn;nK order. Custom work done on s.ort inn oftO Itusliels of Wheat ... . ? j.. .hirh the bin est marke 7rKwiiib,p:rdrw J. N. WISE, lent. 1-'ire. Inland and Usnsrnu ye -r. j Transit I'MDTTO A TVT I - t-Z AbXlJM 1 I mm .i n. T.tine.ton' Office dnrinc J.V 3 - w - "v i' .aeb month . All orders left in the post Will take ri-ksat reasonable rams in me office win promptly.aitenaea to. companies In the Cnited Slates. gjr-Omce at the bookstore.Pla fur nth, Nebraa- may2iuii Fcneril of a Bee. A gentleman writing from Glasgow, relates ihe fol Iowidz incident; "Whilst walking with ma to steamboat landing, and to ati parts cf the I a f fiend in a garden near Falkirk, we observed two bees issuing from one of the hives bearing between them the dead body of a comrade with which ihev flew for ihe distance of ten yards. We followed them closely, and noted the care with which they selected a convenient hole at ihe side the gravel walk the tenderness with which they commited ihe body, head downwards, to the earth and the solicitude with which they pushed e. gainst it two little stones, doubtless in memoriam. Their task beio ended, they paused for about a minute, perhaps lo drop over ihe crave of their little friend a syra- naihizin? tear, and then they flew n w - away head of the stairs lending from the landing to the front door Down he came, heels over head, bumping from step to step, until he was landed in rather a promiscuous looking heap Let the memories of their childhood be as bright as you can make them. Grant them every innocent pleasure m your power. We have often felt our temper rise to see now careiessiy tneir little plans are thwarted by older per sons, when a little trouble on their A strnno-er who was iust entering ihe would have eiven the child pleas hotel, thinking ihe fellow bad sustained ure, the memory of which would last serious, if not mortal injury, rau to - life-time. Lastly, don't think a pick him up, but the drunken man ma- child a hopeless case because it betrays jestically waved him on, staggered lo some very bad habits, bis feet, and in response to tne pror fered assistance roared out, "Now you s i tr .it: les lem me lone, tvani no bioutiu 'round me. that way. ruminating. I alius come down stairs The stranger departed, DENTIST Tin Pxrsows Killed nr ah El- . l J I 1 . I, Unytn EPHAifT. A wna eipuani UoV3 uccu doing sad havoc lately in the mount ainous parts of the western coast ot Madras. A few weeks ago. four men who bad been working on the hills to the north of Tarravutter, were de scending to the plains, when the ele- ptpndinr from St. Louis to the Allan I nf the largest Catholic congregation in tic seaboard. Much damage 'was New Haven," opposed with eal the done. Democratic ticket. His action is thus A diligent reader of Scripture has explained: discovered that the velocipede, and the "He has no interest in the defeat of one wheeled variety, ,were predicted the Democrats as a political party, bnt more than two thousand years ago. he does care for the morals of the See Ezekiel, i., 15 21 young men commmeu to uim spuuusn Brown-"whose boy's that, Janes 1" re. According to him. the Demo- Jones-"Oh! a relative of mine by crauc politician, in b DMihborhood, marria 'at thfl last election, induced many of Brofn "what relation ?" his parishoners not yet twenty-one lo TnnPi A son- that's all " perjure tnemselves by swearing they Jones A SOD, mat s an. r j therefore, en- "My dear," said a rural wife to her tUled tQ Such conduct he feu husband, on his return from town, boundf in his capacity as a Christian "what was the sweetest thing you saw m;nisler. to reprobate, and he accor- in bonnets in ihe city f " ihe ladies ,0 ta lhe eitenl of bii O J 7 the last July . IU,llitiery fc Drcs-makiii.S, BT MIS A.M. DESPAIR ."- Oooosite the City Bakery. 1 J K would respectfully announce to the ladies W of mttsmoU nd icinlty that weh.veius. trimmings, Ac, Ac V-e wiiii . u our oraer erYectialaSfactioc or no charges. rnjftf , HEALTH, GOMFCmr ECONOMY. 3 REASONS FOR BOARDING with GEO.. W. CO L V IX, nir STREET. - - - PLATTSMOUTH k Tiro blocks northwest of Brick School-House. BA TIT IIOCS E, free to patrons; bis iO'i nis prices a: Jalj23 nl6U. Judge Andrews was a candidate for Governor of Illinois, and was explain- Here is the latest story we ve seen concerning: the Planchette, and it is a good one: Not a great many blocks phant, which appears to have been from a very aristocratic portion or a shot at on several occasions, suaoaniy certain city there resides a gentleman I rushed upon them from the jungle. of extreme Democratic principles. He xbe men took to their heels, and three is the rjossessor of cne daughter, who 0f them made the best of their way to ... . tr I . ... is past the halcyon cays ot youth. . ne their homes, and reported that one oi brought home the Planceite game for their number was missing. The dead NEW TfiRAP.P.n TflRFJ ine to a large crowd how his friends an amusement, and the first question body of the man was subsequently llEn I UDHUUU O I Ulls-i j B f t. candidate, asked was, "will Mary ever marry ?' found where the elephant bad seized " r ,. .. I ..-tr ft .k .o.nn.a ntVhn InJ' ..J l.;lt-J V, A rnnnrt ia r irront .nrl thst tha office was seekinz Dim, "ii w"" luc '"r"!5- Buu much uim. " "r" ws - I a 1 . J T 1 1 .1 - a I 1 . 4 m. u t .ooHno- ih urn. Queried the aensnieu ra, wuo uau got that the eiepnani nas since oecu us uu4 1 " e I . . - i j i I , n. , i i j ..i f.. o.j0:mH ha xihn r.Hir nis eve on a certain oiu mouKj-uuH. strovea. i ne eiepaani uau urenuuaij u nut v.v...v- --i . ' .. ....... ... r. r...'. - .i -r t n....nr,r hn kn fn u.iwino- me "A nisrffer. scnoDiea ine rencu. ki ed nine persons, manioc n totai ui for the list ten years." Just then a Mary went into convuuions, wnue me tall countryman in the audier.ee arose iraie parent eeizeu iuo uuuuiuB and sbouied, "But here's yer consols- chine and hove n into the fire, exclaim log, " 1 migui nave kijowu it wna a nasty Republican thing." 0!T UAtN STREET, 0TP0S1TE C0CRT HOUSE, PLilTTSMOUTn, NEB., Wi nave on hand a large assortment of CIGARS & TOBACCO, ' Consisting oftb best qualities of CIGARS, USE CUT, PLUG AUD SMOKING TOBACCO, erlnrivelv In Tobacco we can sell as chesp.it not cheaper than any other store in the city flv n a call before you purchase eiscwncir, ws know you will go away satisfied. .. Ij. BUO.U & CO Febniary 11, I669tf. Co. Clerk and Jecorucr. .BaXTM WlSDHiM Dept'y Clerk A Rec'r. H. rooms are well ventilated, and his prices are reasonable. Capt. D. LABCO & CO., Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Wines and Liquors, Also a very choice Selection ot Tobacco and Cigars, Main street, second door east of Seymour House, r .!-.k n.r w Nebraska . t . naw tx-k of Gro.uine Old brtrbtyn direct f rsm Beurtaa eouniy, Ky., Bttterf, i ete. mylSw Suurlock Sc Windham, TLATTSXOVTH, NEBRASKA. FRONT ROOMS OF COURT-UOUbJh-, Clerk and Treasurer's Office. LANDS BOUGHT &. SOLD. Titles Examined, and CoiiTeyauces HIadc Taxes paid and rectipts forvcarde promptly. riattsmoath, Jane le, 1563 ell. lion, Judge; you'r gaining on it all the time, and it will never catch you: The prophecy was literally fulfilled. Tho oldest official document in Iowa is the commission issued by StevensT. Mason, Secretary and Acting Uovern or of the Territory of Michigan, ap nrtintincr Pet2r A. Larimer, of lid- f -i : buque. a oupreme ioun commission er for Uubui'ie county, men compris ing one half cf what is now tne ataie of Iowa, wiin l.uuu.uuuinnaouams When a lady was questioned con cerniog her birthday, Ehe replied that it occurred on the 10th day of April, "the 10ih, my dear,!" incredulously interjected her husband; "I thought it was cn the lstl' "One would nat urally suppose so," was the witty response, "from the choice I made of a husband." The wat it VVobks. In one of the Rhode Island towns, through which swept a recent revival wave, there dwells a father and three sons alt of whom had lone voted the Democratic ticket. But at ihe last election, the father brought but one son with him, and to queries about the others said, with a mournfal shake of the head, "They don't vote with me any more; they've experienced religion." it - . i ten who had raiien victims 10 nis rage within a short space of time. Aiiaiic. Testing LicnTHino Rods The Jeurnal de Telegraph gives the fol- owinff method for testing: the material worth of lightning conductors, proposed by M. H. DeParville, a rencn sav- nnl: The process consists in cuusumny nassino- the current from a small pile . ..... j through the lightning rou, ana leauiag ihe conductors to a spring sounder. The sounder remains quiet when the lightning rod works well; on the con trary, it resounds when the electricity . SJ no longer passing: or when it nas A gentleman being risked by a cler evman why he did not attend ihe even- inrr riraver-meetiD2. said he could not leave the children. "What! have you no servants? ' "Yes " he replied. "we have iwo servants, who keep the house and board cu, bet we are allowed few privileges. is been forgotton to discharge the pile. "The ladies' faces, my love. An English judge, Baron Alderson, on being asked to give his opinion as to the proper length of a sermon, re plied: "Twenty minutes, with a lean ing to the side of mercy." A writer in the Chicago Advance describes the Missouri river as "a vast flood of thin gruel, flowing between crusts of crumbling gingerbread. The notorious desperado, Frank Zerrenoer alias "Vinenar" was 6hot dead tne other day, at South Pass City, by a man named Fairfield. A lady was - recommending to a gentlemaa a remedy for ihe gout. "I know many who praise it to the skies," she said. "No doubt, madam," said be; "for it has sent many lo the skies to praise it. Nails. If nails are dipped in sweet oil, or any other kind ot oil, they can be driven into any kind of hard wood, without either bending or breaking. Do you like to ero lo church?- said a lady to Mrs. Partington. "Law ine, I do" replied Mrs. P. "Nothing does me so much good as to get up early on Sunday morning, and go to church and bear a populous minister dispense with the gospel." Bismarck shows his admiration of American democracy, not alone by empty words in speeches and cable telegrams, tut in deeds. The other ability. The Tea Px.at. The tea plant is in successful cultivation some ten mile from Knoxville, on the farm of Capt. J. Campbell, where it has been grown for about ten years. It is said that East Tennessee tea drinkers can easi raise their; own tea with very Utile cost or troubled The plant is a deep ever green ehritb and grows abont five feet high. It is hardy, arid needs no pro leotion from frost. Fred. Douglas says that "if you ad mit that the negro may be a voter, yoa must admit that he may be voted for, and if he goes te Congress there is no telling to where he may go. If he can stand longress, uoogress ought to stand him." France have magenta for day, when his nephew married a pas A Pahfnrnian writes respectinff lhe try cook's daughter, the Count did not wheat crop, that should ihe results equal fly out and have a family disturbance; expectations, we shall have a surplus on the contrary, he gave him ihe nf 10 000.000 cental of the new crop heartiest congratulations. It is lo be in pmnrt during the harvest vear of observed that the young man has notb- iro 70. which will reauire five bun- ins: but bis title of nobility, while the dred ships of one thousand tons each (young woman is pretty, accomplished, ever, proposin to carry it away. ""ca cas a aowry oi j.uu,'jv.. The confectioners of been forbidden to use coloring candies, as it is almost im possible to free it completely from the arsenic used in its manufacture. Ca seshave occurred of arsonic poisoning from tho wearing of shirts dyed with magentt, a distinct effect from the cu taneous eruption caused. by clockings dyed with coralline. Testimony iw Ebolakd. In Eng land, the law regulating the giving of testimony by the parties to an action is again in agitation. Before 1S33, no one interested in a case, however remotely, and no one who had been convicted of any felonious offense, could give testimony. Since 18-51, all these disabilities have been removed, with the exception of proceedings in consequence of adultery or for breach of marriage promise. A bill has been lately introduced into Parliament, bow- g to nrolish these two exceptions also. V