1 (IMm'Ttll''Mllia3na If any mint ttttrmpi to haul thus a Ike. . 1 nierivan Irlar, shitot him on ihe sjot VOL. 1. PLATTfcMOUTM, NISBi.ASKA, TIIIMI.SDAV, NOVEMBER 19, 1&S. .NO 33. 5J TILE HER ALU ";IS I'ICLISUK.K BY ,11.' 13. li ATI I A WAY, EDITOR AND PHOPaiETOR. , , . I 3- c -roci ..i... i,..-.. . - I 'i'ermr. I 'litttex of julvcrtisin:! O 1 ' 1 '1 ' ' sort..: in-. 1 .-.' 1.- 1 1 mi ::.' io ; 'l v.. 0 i" ., 1 11 car.l- uol tx.-ceJ'uiK " 4 i.- . .. i us or p.-r .tn iinm , llloillili 1 " li.r v i.iui..!. ja h.ir -' 1 t I ; .. - six !u.n:L ., ' tllT' intuitu :.:i t .-; .- " ; K T:i":i fir : 01 :ittn OJ. .,) .mi ii.. i iJ'li ;. iT WY r ! i-3i .-il to Jo all s in.: i I : .l;.rt :m!.i''. 'in.: iJ i. style that '""' " WILLITT P0TT2XGE3. AT TO UN KV AT LAW, PLATTSMOUTII - - NF.RwASK A. TT(rv-Y yv law i Sciicitor is Cliancery. s. f coo s a-: it- jr.v.-.v.r .i.v.' i-o rxs. n jt.j a: : SJatt-nii'niIi.i'fb. j V "' ''l 7 "'! r':i1 K'ta:'"' auJ i,:'y s-s" ' r i ji,,;i.!.-u!-;vi. I it." it Livingston, m. d. Physician and Sursson-j 1.. .l .- ' a.. .vo:j:v. , wr i: - i--o. u " -u' : rt., oil J, ill .: '', A J'.'Jt- . to .!: .-IIS -f I 1.! i i-'l Platte Valley wous li;.. II. I t'ltriiv, rroprii-ior. TL'.'! ' 'o'"i " ' .tott.r. t';.t -J i" i t . v " w II. . J--a.X 2 ATTORNEY AT LAW iNil G-cuera! Land Acnt, ,.' if.ii'i. W . ! 1 i i- : . "I l . IV VI..!. a ,s ol.f . o '. '. v.- ol'lift" r.!'-..f tt.i-r'1'' "' 1! t. - il L -:i ; .aii..-. '. 1 ,ll-:i. A.-. . BUWILI.. s.WM. M. ' AI-.UJ lIa.vt S! C har'--"? ATTORNEYS AT I.AW,! A-.n Solicitors in Ciiancery si-n.'.'ASKA PI AT ISM" L mi, - 0i2c- ..er UwU.-ry A wo ' . -- - George Boeek, Arici'-!tr:ra. Sniplesisentw. .'.tr.uf u-.t of RjHirinj i!.,l ' WAt tli- t j i,' :. ) -o-. f...i li.i.'J e:. ';. l'ia'iii:kli I tl. d. ,iinw -r..l l)l-lJiiu. ui:f. JOSEPH 0 SCHLATLR, WATC7HAKEP. and JEWELER; 1 i;n jtrcjt, I'LATTSMDUIII, - . . . . 1 , f V:in::- J -i 1 i 1 ici.'. t j .wctry m. W.ir Vj .ho- ,.ia Tii .i-ii . :j-;s i .v. oti !.! A.lwoia com tnilic.l t Li- ' r '" w. ::itc 1. A;.ril in. In.i. ii n nii-H, calh-iuk 4 taxro, HUSH, CALHOUK &CH0XT0N. The above i. n-.I n-ntl-m. n buvc I ! iAuiiVcAiu bumot lor thei'iiU'o';' i r ui ii hJ cK-ciinS alt cUtuis ilut the l...rr..l u'viuaiiol, or a.-j'i-l any trltie of linliali-, :i l .. ,.n uAre l to (.r j-o ::lt.- ui-h claim, i-itber li-.ore Aj.JUrc.-s.ur a i of it.' l.--A, t:n.o:ts of tiov Tl.ui,i r ii-fore llir t.'ourt of Claims. .Ma lai-a will Wv.r Lis ye'ioml attat.ou to t e Ua -iiie-. At Wellington. 5j"Oic! atSeDiasai C:ty,t'0f ! Maia aad Fiibu siruc'.a. National Claim Agency. WASHINGTON. D- C F. M- DORRINGTON. srn-AGEXT. aA rrSMOUTII, - - NEBRASKA, tr-o;'Ar.! l t p-cnt anJ rr,orut claims bef-re -.. 're. Court of t'.a-.m aa.i :tie lej.i . .m.M-. Pa I, IVn-ion!., iiouot -s. auJ Uounty I.amM . -"-e1 f "Charci luoilral atJ in (,ro;.ortio:i to tnA.aiuiitoftUeciiim. v. 31. UOiiHINUTUN. A;iril ll. 'l4 J. N. WISE, (Sencrul L'T", Accident, Fire, Inland and Transit INSURANCE AGENT Will tak rirk.. r- nonable r itos in the ra jt rrliabl c jrtie iatli.- I'riited Staf. tt''ltice at t!ie tioot otjie.Pia ttrcnth. el-a- mayilUf !IIillincry & Drcfsinakinj, BT MM A. U. DUPAI.X 4 MB-t. R-P- KkN.vtoY Opposite Ike City Bakery. 7T woal.l r-;("-tf!l:y unnounce to the I.a.liM of t'l ittmiiouth ami vi-inity, that we bavr j isl r ci.l aiarr.;aad wail selnctei Mock of Winter ioo is,c inmtit(t of Flowers, Ribb .ns, velvets drM trtmminfrs Ac 4c. We yri:i cell the cUtesi t- 'o.l Tr jM iu thif city. We can acconimcxlate all our ol I cust .mere and a many ne.v one as wiil favor v.f with a call. All kio In of "work In our line done to vri-r. r- fc: atsfacticn z.-t- or no cL sre'. im i:ri.I.;s at all price. Any ; r.-LfrWis!iii:g to fiuirh.i.t. Fariii-p'ul'erty, or It" -9i.i1-i1rt.-s in t.wn will fluu '.htm for Mlt al al jri.". L' EOnr.IMiTCN, I I'. ltFAL K.-TAIK HKNT. O K. McCALLUM, jf'?j Miliar .c:art r of and. J.-u'li in Oif s.nidlcs nut aiul Manic, Of ev'-rr J'i-iilinn. wliolraleiinil retail, 2. "StiJi M 11. tf rt, l te-li Sill al.J. OUi slicwt-, N' brnoiia- fity. j-ia .I.VFS O'XVII. is my 'itlior;zc'l Aim! for ILk r . ll' Ttiotl of 1! , Ullts line tli - lll..icl-i:il' ll li.T '10 -ili'-al orvici'n: liii. r. foil l wis! I'"? aliJ fur H o o-iyilOMlt of hot monies 011 "alii ,iriiiits. A'T! t 14. K. K. LlVlSiislOX, M.I'. REED, BEARDSLEY & CO, r.-'iReal Estate Agents, on I "ii.imi j v.lki iso :va7:j:, a -;. a. vau. 1 L ii'U h..ilt.l,t, m:mi'-l ai.u ..M. ln:.tiif Tiro 1,-r L.iiol f.ii .lc. Txla i -il l I r Non r.-i i-r.t C ii lioi.s i- ruiiitiy if..J-J t-. 1:1 irrT. "u f-i'r1. VAS3S ISSOaIaG v Srs. fi- TJiernan Id the rear of City IJakrry. I'.ir.cy artVle wa-l.. -l :m 1 'l- ne up iu lit" ujttt fc:. ruifHf if i..n i::.rix. r. r I iVit Mil o'.Kli, Xelir i-k.i. J i:u U ulilt. p.ersaan nouse, llnttsiE:u(b, Xtl. , ll.-r.l t I i Si.. J.J!-il Ly the day ..rw. ( i,ir. i.ij ilersn-. :l V IOIJ li oise o.n l-o i tut nJWist. t'.l -vl. ' w .r-li, uulJ IVOOVAVOE&TBa fc CO , BOOKSELLERS. S7AT1GNIRS. Binders Paper dealer 2 y. j0Sj'pn, mo., 1?. JP. TODD, A ,;...il as..itm.i.t uf 1 . ' tv'-j-t on liAo.i. Z i'.!iir.i, tore. . ' 1 -O- HLii 11141 M !'' fl II J "-"tU e i-.t S'.i,;. in. iu:.'i i.'ec. 1 '1.7 P ! ? 1 1 s m o j 1 h M 1 1 1 s , C IIKISEL, J'ioprictor. U.:v- r. ! lit 'y 1. en r. i.nin .! aim! y'u-fil lijl: r it(l.u:g or.lcr. C'.lll'lo V rit it-.o i 01 'e. , thor- i1?,IOO e5!-5si! of Wheat v.l W ! our..: Mat.' 'e 1 a: 1. !i,(l. it iraike aiu-a" tf SHANNON'S Feed, Sale and Livery C ' s 1 IYattsmoltii. 1 i.iii i-rr".io! to ki- u 1 : tin- ptilli.T w't jor.sc. O.rri.ises and Buggies, On Ftiort 10 !!:' nr. run to ii.'o.-at i 1 ity Iflier) uir'2: .t-; ' V iTii.. A Hark will to ail lail tho J. v.". IIAN.NO.N. FURNITURE THOM S W. SHRYOCK, rf:M.i:n is all kjsps ojt Furniture and Chairs. THIRD STl'.F.ET, (X- ar Main,) PLJT TSMO I ' Til, .VEBRJ1SK.1. ni..rinu' an'! Vnrn.-ltins natly done. fautrals allot. !t,d at 1iie fbor.el no tier. nil. Wbis. Static linaian A: Co , Ote Jocr uta of Duuelan's Drug-slore, Dealers in Ready-maSe Clothing, GENTS FURNISHING GOODS, JATS, CATS. BoOT- SHOES, T.'l'SKS, VALISKS, and a general stock "f OUTFITTING GOODS For t II riaios; also, a larce lot of RUBBER CLOTH 1JVG. REVOLV ERS J1XD jYOTIOJTS. We Lounht low and will sell cheap for caiili. Cai. aiot exaiiuueour sUtW before ou buy any wb're eUti jyl '06 Wai.!TJUKLMJJ LU. W. D. GAGE. W. R. DAVIS. rJ! ATT1T) AT QTAIH? ) I 1 t il -Li VJ VJ lllLl . Dry-Goods, Groceries, Provisions, ;. BOOTS audSBIOKS, Main Street, two door's alova Fourth, Wherj the public may tlnd a t- a aa Mn n & O C U 1 UT UUUyO and prices as low as can be fund in the city. We re tarn ftianks for the liberal ratrorate we I bave received, aioitiop.- to Bieritt contiuuanc. two in:ioitAi tc a:iiiTo:ts,' OI'XMOX OF EACH OTIItlt. Inpu.ki A.Nx Liull Suit. In our i me of 5 ill iiut , a c.trd from 'A, S. KitToIi. L'si., eiiitor of the Democrat was riub'.iohf d, in wliich iLe editor of llie Bugfe as nierunieu several tiines. In lb Ivt-iiiurr Jjua'eot 'he s&tne dme the felloe iu"; Hem s futir.d iu the focal Tl.o rcal-iwng. tlat-kguard, vaga b Hid. iifc-!. r aiul Tuir. hue un c i foiii.d-nt lliu bull-iu t'f -i i-otniiimiicMtiufi in i;.i tin.riiiiiii's .VociwnV, aLd in wl.uh cur i.its;it ajip-ars several t ine? la informed that a tuitg of Mich n diar aci.r as u bears lan't gel up any news paper tourovr t.-y wr.h us. We don't f-rcjiusn t'i e;.ii-r iiitu such a con'.rover y wiih a Using v.L'ili La? no tt ti.Jii.:.' in he cuiiiiiiuiiiiy in wljkli it live, ex cepi linii i f fttlilier udd frniueir.tr ol. ht.u-f.s of LTi'J'.itu'.ion. and which is so debaeu thai no decent man will invite it to bis house, and whose greafeM no toriety consists in paying the way.wi'.h borrowed montry, of notorious prosti tutes into re.-p( ctable tc.ncerts. Attack from ruch a quarter will only be no ticed by us in order to give ie.-peciab!e L-uizt-rts cur leaxms for not entering in iu a controver.-y wi'-h uch a thing, or i oiitinjy mid refuting the slanders and al;it- of m emanating from tuch it low lewd, ei d degraded source." Yf terday tii coiinnuncaiion publiU ed blow was circulated on th ttrteif in the .-hope .f : hcr.d bill: "Tvthe PcBLir. In ihe columns a low flung and obscene newspaper hm eveniiig. a foul ami leprfU assiult aa made upon my chaructr uud rep u ativii by ihe w iii-.e-int red. boaiy headed o'.d viliian Lose Council liiullc nam-' i li.bbitt, which cannot be pass ed by in Mlence. My friends in this city, who kn m how in the rast. in the loiuninri of ihe Democrat. 1 nc avoidtd any tontro versy vi h iliiM dirty old d ig. may re ijret io have in take nonce of a scav , ei'g r, v h jse whole hiiiory has been f. af.Hcl; tip. hi virtue, and n hlei upon Deni lcrpcy ni.d our humanity, t ti J racfiut have such publications in.ide iu -llet.Ci', hi-wevei i possible : arn llie ie ani fa'f-hoi ds of ntubor:u'4 black fuor.! to aiT-cl my fair fame. Tl.i viliian who to barely Usraulied aiy pot'es. rrivattt rharactir wiih iLk -lime of h. is own dunghill. ia the uuc hi in 1 lnte!y heirieudtd, end ai o iiue, 100, when his dirty, penitentiary heet wa villifying those in my em ploy. In the month of July la.-t, (here wa- p!pct-d in n.V hands u copy ui tlie New V'nk Pdice Gazitte. contuinirg a rummunicatiou n which his liome and family were scandalciIy compromised A scene wasihprein por'rayetl of iliicti intercour-e by parties under his own rtn f. and by hi knowledge. Did I take advantape of thi diriy old deer, at'U1 p'il!is!i ihe mr.ttt r to the world i I did not, but taking the paper with me to hi t lTice, I pare it m him, and vo'un tiered the column.1 of the Democrat and my tervices in any manner. Yesterday, in payment cf ihis er vire. ih old viilian.Ly.sai.der W. I3ab bi.t, Hit Viing without a moral instinct r a n an'y motive", the gathered erna dsiioti from festering poo! of moruil filth, repaid my niapr.animity with a liea'.ly. lyinp, and foul nnult upon my private character, for which, under the law of ihe land. ' were he not a paupered thief, he has made himself liable. Tiiis i the old vilhiin who ha? done so much toward breaking up the Democratic rartv "f Poitnwottamie coon'y, who ha? made the qualifications of membership in it, not a test of De mocracy and gentility, but of moral de pravity. To be a member of the Dem ocratic party, the estimate of this old Hep. is to dp a villain, n tuiei, ami a scalawag, a runaway from justice, n bounty-jumper, or a prison felon. I did not learn, and do not owe allegi ance to that sort of Democracy, and I am proud to say, that with hundreds of other trup Demscra' on Tuesday, I scratched from my Democratic ballot, the names of hired pimp, whose names were surrepititicnsly put upon it to kill the cau?e of the Democracy. Alt. S. Kierolf. Rablitt the editor of the ige im mediately went to Esquire Uurke's of fice and made information, charginp Mr. Kierolf with libel; a warrm'.was issued and the hitter arrested. He was taken before the court and gave bail for his appearance on Monday Bt 9 .) clork a. in., to answer the charge. C B. Jonpareit. Maggie Mitchell, the actress, is said to be forty-three years old, and yet men with only furztj cn their upper lip go wild over hr. The United States government is represented in her rebel spoliation claims in Europe by Berryer, the em luent French lawyer. A black husband in New York had his throat cut a few nights ago by a razor in the hands of his white wife. She must be a good Democrat. Down with the "Digger." Lincoln said in 1801 when he was Serenaded after' his second nomination -"What le want IS SUCCesS Under G e n. Hra nf That's lUst what WC liJVe , , . IS JIM.T A (aESCAT (;L.LHAI. j Gen. Ilalleck, or -Old JJrair.s," us he was tailed in the army, after orien snubbing and checking Grant on many occasions trying to supplant him with other Generals, al la-si. after the great victory and enpture of Vi.-kr.hurg, with over thirty thousand rebel prisoners. was forced to do him justice by pro- nouncing the f.rlowmg judgment upon ine ncuons wnicn ne wsuia nave pre- ....r.tnl C l.it ...If... d .1 ri.i..l,u.l rincj ii ui3 uiuruiuuiu in.c in.iiucu Grant : ' "In boldness of pl.n, r ldity vi- execution, nnu t.riiiiancy ot ruu.es, 'hese operations will compere mestfav- orably with" those of Napole.in about Ulm." His great victories of Chattan - ooga.of Missionary Ridge.those around Richmcnd, and its capture, had not tnen 'alsen place. Sir.re then he is generally regarded, both in America and Europe, as (lie first captain of the age. So thinks Lieutenant General -Sherman, who rightfully divides with Grant the honor of preeminence among all the previous commanders. So thinks Maj. (Jen. 1. II. SheridaD, one of the ablest of Gen erals, unequaled on the actual field of banle. So think even his enemies and ihe enemies of the Republican party ; md iu this woik are found the follow inp remarks cf that prf at Democratic . I . . . T 1 ... I - . .1 . .1 ' . i ipnt. ncnaitir Avooiuue, maue utirma ! the discus ion of 1S01, urging the giv j ing hiiri of the high rank of Lieutenant Genera!, originally created for Wash ington: Said Mr. Djolittle : : "Grir.ihas won seventeen battles, he his captured one 'hundred thousand pn.-oners, tie lias taken rive nuriureu i i ces of artillery and innumerable I thousands of small arms on all these fields:. He ha organized victory from the b-'ginuinp, and I want him in a po- 'lon where he can organize final -vic tory ana bring r. to onr armies, ana put an er.d to this rebellion. ' votjl: or tiii: citi::s. Cities. Grant. Seinour. Total. New York 47.S20 lOa.OTO. I.jj.JjOU . Philadelphia, M 2&J Hrooklvn, L'fJ G'JU to. 741 3S.031 17.2-3'i 13.211 12.23-5 13 507 21,001 S 5'J(j 5.709 olU2 8410 y.l3S 1 MO 0-102 2,3u C411 8 S74 2 552 2 22ij (i02 4 G51 1 .S-.S 1 5S1 1.S77 3 57s 5,505 3;12(i 3 5S7 5.250 120.00.J 01.71 C.hicapo, 2'J.'2o Cisiinnaii, Uj-.ion, j:i.'Jl S Francisco, 12.1'Jl 13 tit more, 1) O'yJ liotlolo, J,U'6 ( Hveland, T.Si'O .Miiwnukee, 4 i..C7 Newark, N.J. ii.UlC AlbaLV ti-J-Jl rroy. N. Y. Pittsburgh l'u ?,'J7C 3'.t 0S1 31,273 27, o 00 25.701 30 033 17.701 13 ". 11 b'5'J 17.: 20 1 1.30S 0,205 15.43S S.02S 12,352 11,21 1 370 5.11i 5 035 8.992 A lie gheny.l'a 5J lij L'etroit, Louisville, Memphi?, Toledo, Ni.shville, Motile, Portland. 3407 1.S1S 2 y 2 1.073 1 l'l 230 3 15'J 3.079 2.0C1 .) 115 4,73 3! 5.010 j 0 542 ! Lowell, Mass Ca mbridge, Hanford, Ct Ne.vlIaveu.C; 3 S'2o Columbus.O. 2 31.1 Syracu-e.N Y. l 20-5 Jersey City. 3 275 I) 330 5 Sll 7.70-.: 8 52 1 Ilarrisburg, Philadelphia, and all other points ni which Seymour made peeches, have given increased Repub- licau majorities, thereby proving thai the repelluni eflects of Andrew John son's oratory in 1&0G bave even beeD surpassed by those of Horatio Sey mour in 1SGS. With these melancholy expet iences of Johnson and Seymour wi i end, in all probability, trie egotisti assumption that the people are to be diverted from their purposes of their opiniens changed by the condescendirg phrases or executive bullying of any aspirant for office Andrew Johnson's coarse declarations of what he might do if he would, or if the people did not do as he wished, were as unavail ing ns ihe exhibitions of Seymour's "hands, small, soft and white like those of woman.'' The people had made up their minds, and these things only made the declaration of their will the more earnest and ihe more em phatic. The city of San Francisco can stand much heavier shocks than those of the recent earthquake Not one of the first-class banks or hotels suffered to any extent. On the hills the damage is not so great as would be inflicted by a heavy rain accompanying wind, such as we have frequently during the win ler months. The confidence of our neorile in San Francisco is not shaken in the least ; nor has real estate in that part of the rity built on natural or ori ginal ground declined in value to the extent of a dollnr. You would be astonished at ihe cheerfulness and well feelinf of our peonle ! A real estatu sal9 came off within two hours of the , great shock, and more than usual i rrices were realized 05 000 cbang- ; ! ing hands oh the fall of ihe hammer j j The crath of the earthquake created , l less excitement in the street than the j ! murder of President Lincoln. ; A stranger is now ventilating a plan for an in town improved method of manufacturing fire arms straw, lie savs that with the aid of a ! he can rifle a barrel of any size. I Judging from the size and color of the 1 nose, he is already quite au adept. ?vixtr as it thus ? Somebody hands the following 'pret ty giiod olc to an ea.-tern paper. I is from an octopenarian Democrat t I Air John Quill, and reads as follows : , Dear Sir: This is ihe. cussedest country that ever wass-en. Which is ! which ? What is what? Where are , thing ? What do things mean ? Hre , .here was an election in Kentucky the i oilier day, and ihe Ueinocrats hud SO f.i.f, r. ... 1 - iiniioriiy, i lie vcriJsaiu it was a grPBl victory. Now th-re is an elec j:1 Maine, and the Rauicals I.ave j a majority of -JU OUU. and the same rl;J,er savs it nho is u great victorv. I i Jjt .jnciersiad it. If one dop fi.Ms ; ario iitfT dog, does or.e dog beat wheth ir he ioe or not ? If ihe vellow do? C'ets whipped, does bo w nip ihe spack led dog ? And is it any proof thai he rallied or got up a reaction ? It never used to be so. I cau'i grasp j. This is another result of eight years of Rad ical rule. This is what, ihe Freedmeu's Ilureiiu ha done for u. If this is so. heads and tails are both tails, and both heads. I'm you and yju're me, mid we're both each oil er. Inside out is inside in, and upside down i riht side up, and lopsy turvey is straight, and the deuce takes ihe ace, and ihey both take one another. It don't make any . . ciitl. rence whether 1 am an ovster or a Lemocrat, and if I don'tdru.k rum I do drink it, and vice verso. No won e'er we have earthquakes and such con vulsion". I am not mad,. but soon shall be If a Radical majority is a straw that proves that Democracy will win. r pu.rllt lo vote the Ita. ileal ticket, defeat the oucliin'i I? Thai would Democracy, arid yet it would give them a "great victory. ' If I vote for bey mour. it oupht to elect Grant , bul will it ? Will u i Why is it ihus ? Why ere things so mixed ? It seems to me that I cuu'J . it down tir.d cry almost ex actly like a baby aLos;! it. .. - - - Prisonous Underclothes. Con siderable attention is being given at r-.'s: nt to tho subject of colored i.n ler ci.cr.tiip ocii iirncies ure ueci .r..-u 10 be li j.iri.ius to health and eveu f'.ois oti( n. Thest goods originate in Eug- 1 1 i.d there people are beeciii'ng aroused articles, iu :hu Lonc'on Times and ..il. .ers ran rs iiiev cm atteniioii io tin; danger cf wearing orange, pink on .1 ini .-ioi.Hi.ii;-, ntui ui.dercloihes They show that the dye whiili j luduc es the iiitferei.t cch.rs contains joi.-on, and when brought in contact with the skin, by severe friction, produces a sore that i fatal in i's Cutiseruences. The Learnt refers to the case of a danseuse at a London theatre, oue of wlu'se feet wa baJly )oi-cned by a red stocking. An eruption covered exactly that part of her toot which was concealed by her dancinp slios. The red stocking seemed to be identified as the agent of the mischief, because the necessities of the ballet required the girl to wear a stocking os another color on her other foot, and that was unharmed. The in- i iured foot soon healed upon wearinp white hose. How He Proved It. It is the cus tern in Mexico for the church te require foreigners wishing to marry a native i0 bring proof that he is uol already a married man. An American about to marry a senorita of very good family, was required to furnith the proof of his being a bachelor. Not finding any of his countrymen who kuew him sutiiei entlv to testify this fact, he determined to supply the deficiency wi'h the oath of a native. Meeting a Mexicau in the street whom he had never seen be fore, our countryman proposed to him that he should swear to his beinp unmr r- ried, for the consideration of five dol lars. The eenor, after a moment's study, told the 'Grinpo,' "Get down on vour hands and knees, and creep about." Not exactly understanding what he was at.our friend obeyed.much to the detriment of his unmentionables. The other party then told him he was all right; that he could 6wear how long he had known him, aud that was.siHce the time he craiclcd I Heavy. The editor of the Gallatin $Cortk .Missoui ian was serenaded the other night. Here is the way he tells his readers about it : The other night when theliule stais were peeping and the moon hadn't got up yet, when the gentle breeze was sighing through the apple trees, and the leaves were , holding a concert in the fence corners, when the katy-dids had pone to warm their whistles and the crickets had sought winter quarters, when lovers out on the perches were huggiiig each other merely because it was a little cold, and our two h'tle bantlings were nestling up fast asleep and looking just like two litte angels, then Sarah Naid slipped through our door yard gate, stole up under our win dow and tout, tout went the little horns; t-o-o-t, t o o t went the big ones; bang, bang went the drum and the Gillatin Brass Band w ere giving us some of the finest music that ever floated on au tumn air. "In England no man thinks of black ing his own boots," said a haughty I'h itoti once to Mr. Lincoln, whom be j found polishing his calf-skiu gaiters : "Whose boots does he black ?" quietly ' responded Abe.as Le hpaton his bruh". Six aeara of I tic Elouitt Mrud EtiSI Neuriy one-fourth of all the public land dipjsed of in 1807 was inkeufor homesteads, or about 1,600,000 acres Since ihe Homestead aci was passed 00.000 farms, or more than 7000.000 acres of laud, have been taken up and occupied under ii, and it is p.rcbable nearly half a million people are now existing and thriving on the public do main, by reason of this philanthropic legislation. Wliile Mr. Revcrdy Johnson is as suring the builders of the Alabama and the Liverpool ' Molls" of all sorts that our country and England are iU same, only dili'ereui, jl may to well for the genera! reader to kuuiv there are fewer landholders in England now, than there were in trie time of William tne Conqueror. Iu the) reign of Wil liam and Mary, less than two hundred years ago, there were a hundred Hud sixty thousand English landholders, while in 1S61 while the population had increased six fold, the owners of the soil hae decreased to l;s than thirty oq? thousand. The American Home stead Act has made more proprietors of land ihau there are in ail Great Dritain. In American there are more than five million of freeholders. Thii di-positiou of American public lands in the interest of tie poor, is at once a most novel and trilliuut exem pl.ficaiion of the practical republican ism of the United States, and of the value of our great domain. While ru England less than one-sixhundred and fifiy-third part of the reeple have any interest io the soil, here one-brvenih ot ihe whole number are proprietors. The Homestead law ranks beside the act of emancipation, the Declara lion cf Indef endeuce and the education al policy of the country, as one of great ornaments of wise philanthropy. Its reul:s have been very pleasant aud successful. It encourages to become farmers those who might otherwise take to mechanics or mere clerical work, and it has a powerful influence abroad, to bring us excellent cuiens. with stout hearts and thiifiy purses. Darnel Webster,'.' remarked old Col. Gurnpey as he trimmed r quid ol niggerhtad and faened it tecureiy bet.vef n two Gecayctl teeth in ihe lefr side of his mouth, "Daruel Webster was a great man. Ther was'ot notkm mtfAn about him. l'u-, hea rri lurri tttl U , but Y.va'ui his talk so much as his gin- erosi.y tli.it tuck me. lie nac a kinder careles.- way like, that kept hits from pettin' cich. He never seemed to tbmk what things, cost. 1 wa: con. in' up ;he Hudson river along with him once, and in the mornm' Durnel Webster and me was wn-h:n' our faces aud slickin' our hnr in ihe cabin, and he look out a tooth biu-h and brushed I. i.- leeih. 1 didn't see no other tooih brush around so I borrowed his'n. And after I used it I handed it back to him, and what do you think ? Why, Darnel Webster just slung that tooth brush right inter the river. And I s'pose the next day he went and bought him a new one. That's all he cared about money ' There ain t no such men as Darnel Webster living now," continued the Colonel meditatively, as he tperted a stream of tobacco ju:ce into the fire place at the other end of the room. Cheerful Coktest. A few years ago, in a village in Chester county, the Methodists and Presbyterians each built a church about the same lime. Soon a rivalry arose between them, es pecially among the juvenile portion of the cougregations. On one occat-ion the Methodist party got th best of the argument in this way: "Ah! I guess we beat you now." How ," "Why, we've got six buried in our graveyard, and you've got only four; and there's old Mr. Cooper is going to die soon, and he'll make seven !" Good. A Leavenworth Democrat who manifested an unfortunate and ruinous propensity to arbitrate on the election, publishes the following; card in the Times and Conservative : Notice A meeting of my creditors on election beta of clathing, etc., will be held at the new market house this evening. I desire to compromise with all ou terms honorable and satisfactory- Gen. Howard tells a good story of a planter, who assembled all bid hands in the spring, and told them they must vote for the Demacrals, or he would not employ ihem. The darkies waited until the cotton wan whitening, and then called on him and told him he must give his word to vote the Radical ticket or they would leave in a body. And be did it. An officer who wis inspecting his company one morning, spied cue pri vate whose shirt was sadly begrimed. "Patri -k O'Flinn," called out the cap tain, '-How lrng do you wear a shirt?" thundered the officer. 'Twenty eight inches long," was the rejoinder. The Democratic club of Washington City seriously contemplates calling cn Gen. Grant to offer congratulations. Your billing and cooing, gentlemen, come with a tad grace after the dirty work you have done. "f-V-. ,.-ftjr.f gpaMW vw Wlsrt.T LVLMG!j. The boy who pends an hour of each evening lounging id i y on a street cor ner, w.istes in ihe course of a year. three hundred aud suiy-five precious hours, which if applied to study, w ould familiarize him with the rudiments, at least, of almost any of the familiar sciences. If in addition to thtt wasting of au hour each evening he spends five cents for a cigar, which is usually the case.the amount thus worse than wasted would pay for four of the leading mag azines of the couutry. Boys, think of ihciae things. Think how much preci ous time you are wasting and for what. The graiiticatioo afforded by the lounge cn the corner or by the cigar is not only temporary, but positively hurtful. You cannot indulge iu these practice, without seriously injuring yourselve. You acquire idle and wasteful babiu, which will cling to you through lif and grow upon you with each uccjd ing year. You may in after life shaks them ciT; but the probabilities are that 1 abits thus formed in early life will remain with you till your dying day. Be cautioned then in tune, aud resolve that as the hour spent in indleness is go- e forever, you will improve each passing one, and thereby fit yourselrtm tor usefulness and happinefs. A Slight Mistake. There i a magistrate in a town in Indiana name Helser- A clergyman in the same ptace was called upon by a young coup le not long since, who wished hint to t liv e a join tnetn in me Boiy tora or matri mony lie asked the bridegroom soldier Ly the wayj for his marriage icense. ihe man iu blue responded that he had been engaged to the girl fcur years, and thought that would do. Clergyman thought not, and rewarded . as the speediest way U obtain a li cense: You had better take your girl and go to Helser!" ' l ou go to hell yourself! ' retorted : ihe angry veteran. And seizing the bride by the arm he dragged her from the bouse, wondering what manner of a profaae minister be had met with. Commissioner Wilson, of the Gen era! Land Office, has just received the returns of surveyors of the boundary hues of thirty-four townships in Idaho in the vicinity of Sttuke river and Jor dan crek, and adjoining the Bomo' nieredii.u, amounting to three hundred and seventy-seven miles of township iiueu, covering an area of 773 2G0 acres, much of the land being 'valuable for agriculture, and well watered and umbered. An Irish emigrant, hearing the sua ret gun at Portsmouth, asked a sailor, "What's that?" Why.that's .uustt," was the reply. "Sunset, exclaimrd Pat, "and does the sun go down in ibia country with such a bang as that !" A foreigner reports that when in New York, he went to church where he "heard music which made him woo der how he pot in without a ticket." Perhaps he was mistaken for a member of the precs. Pa," said Charley to his paternal ancts'.er, holding a Sunday school pic ture book, "W hat's that ! "That;my son, is Jacob wrestling with the angel." And which licked l inquired the young hopeful. The following is conspicucus'y die played in a paint shop on Blake street, Denver: "Notice I will uot loan s paint brush to the best man io Ameri ca, so neip me Uod. sworn lo ana subscribed by A. McCune." Au elegant versifier, who wrote to his charmer, 'I agree with you, fully, my fairest," was a little disturbed to see his line printed, "I egroe with you bul ly, my fairest.'" "Why, Hans, you have th roost feminine cast of countenance I have ever seen."5 Oh.yah," replied Hans, "the reason of dat is because my moth er was a voomans." " An exchange paper says the girls in some parts of Pennsylvania are so hard up for husbands that they sometimes lake up with lawyers and editors. An affectionate Irishman once en listed in the severty-fifth regiment, iu order to be near his brother, who baa a corporal in the seventy-sixth. A railway traveler of our acquaint ance informs us thai he recently caught cold through sitting next to a wet nurse! Anna Dickinson's lectare in New York, "A struggle for Life," caused a desperate struggle among- ihe ladies for seats. The Louisville Courier and Journal have been consolidated, and will ap pear as one paper. Prenticd slays with the paper. Mrs. Partington (P. B. Shillaber) was a defeated Democratic candidate for the Massachusetts Legislature at the last election. John M. Langston, the colored law yer of Ohio, will deliver the Law Lec tures before the Howard University. Washington, D. C. The Secretary of the Treasury de nies that he has lately sold 5 20's iu New York ; but on the contrary, says j he has bought some. Sergeant Corbett, who killed Booth, s now a lively preacher in Bjsioo, - i 0 i V i i (i li 1 r n n J