. J, s- "7 man attempts to haul down the American Mag, shoot him on the spot." Jonx A. Dix. VOL. I PLATTSMOUTII. N. T., AYE D IV 15 S DAY, OCT. 1, 1SG3. , xNO 26. 3 15 frAvvjfi , r I KB :i M 11 Vta V I f Kfl ill & r vv 1 t i tL&Z.rxfAX Xii.i.mJLi THE HERALD Vi fVLLl.-iIKO LYE.'IV WEDNESDAY MORNING, IT. D- HATHAWAY, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. jj-ii;T-c nu Main $tre'-t, opposite Arnison, to VrV 0. C" s. Terms: 2.50 per annum, invariably in S'ivwc1. Jin les of .'I li : r I is i tig. 0- fp::i' pp of ten Knf-) 0'if insertion, ier, uvj-l-(')-rit iTi-frM-n Piof-isi iikI rf.4 ct -re.'uimr "is i'.ties OliC olir'cr r-t.iliuc or I-;-, p-T iinirtin r.i .i.tbs " 1 1 r- months On-t.a'f c -,'u"M oocili' - s'x tnon'l.s " " t . sc n.-u;l: Oae "o'. jrr.n : ths 1 .5" I ' 'i Ii. ..ii L." i " ! i ') i .1 I 4:. 1 1 v".i ; I . ' I jv J .j .1.1 I " t::r. t.n r VI tra-:- :.t a-lv. r a.tv.u.. C- Vv'r art- p i a o't -ii". t 'i ' . -. . '!! . . lit ! paid r in 1 t i U .1 r ki-l- of J"-" W-.ri tc V. i i .'iV f HI"- K. r. LIVINGSTON, Iil. D Physician and Surgeon ..-.' u ii' I C r i f ! ct, c;po- j . is- : V Cjs si:.' N v:- - . 1 ' : " ..-' 1 " an- u . - ' l i--t s -. I'l -l' vILLITT POTTEKGES. i ATTOIINKV AT LAW,: I'l.ATT.SMdL i !I - - N.:5iUA-A. '1 T3- .11.1 SIQM-TT. ATTOUMIV AT LAW Solicitor in Chancery. PIAT'-M T I'll, - - NT'-ImMSKA. '.VASHIMGTCrj D C t F. M. DORRINGTOM, ; At' -..'': ri.rrsi II, ft - t t, 1.1 ' i i . , f rr 1'..- Ii. ::! 1 i. i.'.' . . ,i, I 'ii I i :. I.' l.t- I r .',! ' ., . i. A... 1 I" .i.i M O A R. Y P U D L I C A". l coxvi-'A a:c:i;i:- k K jv .VI I ." .( I .. ";..l'-r : .1, I.. NOTAK C C M Wi 3 G i C I E n CFDECIDG Fire o.ni Life 13, xij i, A, e.. f . r . I I--S I ! . ; f i IV- i ii ty, I. i : - ' 1- i . n o : N. ' . i I.n l - - ! it TT t' vit: i; a t J-UW.-ra ., . I'l ilt-UI ''I'll. . 1:1 f 1: I. ( ,.-,4 L.u:u, i. t t.r - .1 1-u- ii '-. i. PLATTE VAIiLSY tm n s n . ?-" ia G.W.CROW, - - PROP. t am p-'t a. I to furnish .-.'! who rr.ny favor me with t!i-:r p. t iiiii , With l'Mling, ini;Ie nirar or to.i.i i.t the iierk. U. W. fll-tW. 1' tiifi.i utii, A;i! I-1. yl MRS L. GOLDING, I K Al'TH AI. MIDLIFE," ii.ti pr-ti ru rrt !m;ii y i t ' v ; 1 .11 t s ri r . t r.rl.Fprt -iy . 1U t'f.i'.tli. A j II. Mr.-. :! trie ha- ln.iii i'! ly It vau'l in lliii . K jt l-n in tbcu.-nli-v.cjtprtii ci : '.vu. J 1 y 1 tf JOSErn SCnLATER. "WATCSMAKER and JEWELEP., til MX M KI.ET, I'LATTSMt VTH, - - NF.RRA.SKA. A p '"'1 :i-.-'"t!ilrni ..f VV a! e.. C.'i'i- . Ten". J, w'ry. War.-, I'.me ' i 's Vi.'Pn anil Vt- cilui 1 1 i Liin-' t: ii;'-s n h'i'i'i. A:lvo:k c.tii Cll te l to l is r ,rt; 1 1 bc u ar'a-:te-!. April 10, l-t j. Thirty desiraLle business nnJ resi dhnco J-OTS IN ri.ATT.MOUTIL Tn thousinJ aercs of prairie and tim ber LAND IN CASS COUNTY. Terms to suit cash pur chairs. D. IT Wiiih.kr. I--- il f s: it- Aent, C'T.-t M nse, I'lafiiiouth. J'tne 5, m3 NATIONAL MILLS, DENVER. C.T., WHITTEMORE & CO , Proprietors, Buy ail linds cf srain at hi?.eFt market rate. The at-.utlon of the Hh-nt cr..w.-s ot Nt-J'raska is ca'J-d tr. the fcv.pcrior tacilni' S nffjide.l iliem by thee mills ia coaveitir.it into iash tho ua: inf nit J fir the C. loraiio nja.k't. att?. 5, rr3 Probato Notice- TERRIT'tRY OK NKI'KASKA, J County of Can. ss. T'lrsiiaQt to an ord.r of the Pr.'hite Court cf'aid "'tnty , Dta.le on the 7th d iy of Atiu-t A I). 165. eitu e is her, by g. cn that a'.l claim- against the es- ti'toi Wiv J "ii-, K'- O' 0 ia- county, dici-'a"' d, j r st heoti file ta th-. tff.ce cf ;a:l Cja.t on or teforu fAe Sth dat cf FtrbrU'irv, A. I). 1SC0, I J J ' : 'O'rhich d iy ssirt Court wii! be in eerica to heir j ju otermine on ail ucn claims. C.w.n ntiiA. rr v ..n. una th. .aI rf ai.tcl Cn'ltt i i- J this 7lh day uf'Aurust, A. l. lvsj- J W. vfAic-UALI.. .J 7 w ircucaje JEJg "A Comnlete Pictorial Historv of! the Times. "Thfi best, cheapest, and mo?t success ful Family Taper in the Union." Harper's Weekly, SPLENDIDLY ILLUSTRATED. Critical nr tices of the Pr-s. The Ve-t family newspaper ia the United State. Art Ijmdn Adwrtier. 'I U m )ii l n. wspaper of our country complete in all the departments of an American Family I'aper, llariT'. W.-eUly has eirned for itelf a ritflit to Its li:, " J'ICRSAI. UF C'lVILUlTIO .." X. y Eve nt n' 'nut. I bis paper furnish'' the bit iUiintrutiovm. Our for: i'c hirinians will em ich t lietaseivrH out of 11 a r- per'a Weekly l-ioif after writer. ini printer, and put.U-hr v are ti.rii"! to d'i.!. A" ". i'.nmiteligt. A i.'i--s;ty id ewry I.. w liolj .ut J run. It i- at cue a Iru'lnux r "lit. cut an I hiKtuiicl to- ni.li-t t tlie nati. n I".i'inlJ; hlfi HrtJit. 'i h" l't of it c!:i's in Aineriri. Bix'nn Trarnltr SufrTription. S SO.!. T!." pi!;:is'iera l.ave prr.'. rUu a iy t:m of uniling ! y h '.'Ii t n - v cm supply the M .; tisr. am) kkk : I.v iToiiitit.y to tiiose mho prfr to rei-eive their pe- 1 ill- direi-lly f "in tlie iBee of put.licatinn. i l'"S'ir.a-trs anil ot he- d.'iirou of fzettiu up clubs J will bi; rupiiie wit!i a haoiiamne jiciorial uLuw-l'iil i Harper's WVkxiv 01. e vr, ... $t. ah t x:a ii.'py of eittier th- Weekly or M.-iftiiziue will l"' Pisppii'ii nlii t..r very clob 'f t'ivf Sub-K-ribrrj ai ii earn, in one remittance; or tlx copioa fjr I u-k ii'idi'i''- ran l-e nyip'ie 1 at .my tiino. i ; e iiu. ual vulumi-s of HAtir-KR's H iklit, in ria .'I .:ii f iri.iirt.- will be iseut by i-xit-'i.. i'''e f rx -". '"r ?'t euli. A cnin;,'"t. ?er. cm prisi i.(r 1'ii.t Vuh.iiiei-. sent on rtceipl ol c.h at tbe rate ot C t per volume, freight at xpens.' of purrlia. r AilJnsi II A It rLK & l!KiTtl Ell. Kranklin iVquaru, .N . V- STATEMENT OF THE American Insurance COMPANY, OF FREE i ORT, ILLINOIS. V, tirata Bright, Tfr-i Ji nt. and Ch .'s L. Curri er, S'-eret ii y, of t ie Am"rinu In-nrnnca Cititp .ny, Kr- eii'ir t , 1 llftioift, beieby ret lily that sai-t C"inp.i- . oi a t:tp:tti .'f ai irn.-t one tiunar u i:...mi; i'Uii.T.,i...iiii':ii'y itaon iml cmte winli ! ..t .-l. vmiu, !;..!. at i'a-t Ave time, the amount of! rant capital, ami not ei-i'iimbcrf i to mure than one I f i ii. of fcu.d e.is.'i valuation. ii iK.tji i:r:gt. C ili a I.. C - KKIKE. PTiTI. ( T IX..H 1 f tepheii-j" Conuty. f ' I P-nr.4.;y arparl befoi tne, Crk of tat Co'iuty Point "f t pie ns.u couniy. Hi ram D.i',-ht ai..l .lia'n L. ( jt fi' r, i i in" known as tlie IV. 1 o ut and Stcre- i iry of the Inierioan Innuraiice Coniiwny, who ueinE nr.: (Iu)v NK'.'in :irr. ir.l i iil. to luv ..'v.ml Iv iIhi.c ri'il s .y'i'.iat the a buy.? eettifimte !ul.scn0t"J to by j ll.fl.l r-vlirt'lllnlv in lrm in -iiLkLiii Nmi lu fn-1 .4 ; r!bUI.' .huJSr0&5ed .l y lb lrauscend-nl, real tf JUt;-,. 1 ii. lM. It. II. tl'M.tl.LiJD, C.'e.-k of Co . c" tun. St,i'h-ui..n d. Iy A. VV. I;rtv.w-.TLh, nej-uty. ! CERTIFICATE CF AUTHORITY, I T'. ex;. ne i n lh. :jl-lt.' Jtouaiy, 1 ;.!. ' . 'i;7j'.' ! jftrr-ttwn i. ;.' of 'ft r. Auditor, I i . I'li'ui. i, N' Ih'.isk i, jhig. 17:li, l.-o. f ! V.'H!k:.s, ,' W. Wil-.ii. .fs;tant GrMer.u j . iui i-t!..' .ti i-'rii-an Iii'ur.iuce Ci.lupsiiy , l itr ! j at I r..":-.rt, i.i .staie ..f liii.ioia, has u., J hi tins j . - .t .-..i v of tf.o act .-'I mr -rp iiaii' ll of s-ai 1 Otti i p .ny, .in I a t'i!"inerit unil.-r oath. fchiv.jn irs ci I ii ti ..i. : - r-.j'i.r.'.l I.v lie I Oil l t"rt.til cect!..n of X j !-i r( e'i T- 'nl'.rv uf N'c'.r.isk.t. entit'eil "An vlet i in . ;.'ti oi t" i it-u. ju.-e ouitii," i ppiuvoii t b- 1 i i I . :i, I s- , ; Ih-nf. k. I:- i: known by th-e pres-nts, Th.it In pr r.-u n. e "i t.:.' 'ii is i J 1, VV ili laia K. H.-- vi'f. .1 ulitor r ( 'f: Tf-riti.ty of X.-br:ik i. 'o h'-r. hy oi 'iiy t int ai.l .4nerioin I iisuranii' f.'uiiip.iiiy has f'..tl ...it'.oriiy to t ... n s;ici Lu-i.i. ss of luurain e in :!.e 'I'.-i rito.y of NV'-rask.. llnep the l.uw.s of this Ifir.loiy. until the o I i-t i! iy f Janu ti y. A. D. 1 Moo I:i i mie-s w;,.'renf 1 hive iiil.-i-ri :.-! my D r nr' a ii-l eaus. ,1 t bo ea I of the A ud l to? n f L. s. oui. e to be ailixeil, lait. llih dav of .-luirust, A.. V- 1Cj. V. E. H.s-HVLY. Te.Ti'oriaUuiiitor. CHaVS E PARCEL, Ag't, I'LJlTSMOl XII, xta. nug ':0 w t SEMINARY FOR TRK rDlCATIOS OF YOUNG LADIES. Mr and Mrs Shtrloi k bc to inform the tnhab ;t:inn f t l'latt-niouth aH its v iciuit tlut they htive pitied a eniuar-for the crducjti'U of yuuag la- Ta cuw of instruction inclti'W triLriih. as ht ia tir-t v t- M-h ioU ia turopr; Krenrh, M u it iano Forle, Ouitii au-1 siiifing) Fudcj Wi-rk, Miifiio will 1 e t.iught us r separate 6tud iX re- d . T'. i idh (in advance) car be known hy applying at tlir re--iiice littfiy occupied by .Mr. Fellows tut.ed. and m m iy of iiiumc for tale. littIUlllti. ?fpt. IS, nji. Music ! Music ! RAYMOND, MI.FR f CO., rttiLnts i Piano rortosjMelocleoiis, Music and Husical M'dse, COUNCIL BLUFFS - - - IOWA. (At the stand formerly uc d as the Post OIEee ) Orders by mViI for Muie. Book, or anything per taining tj Music, promptly attended to fSO: ders for tiiDinpor repairing Piano Fortes and Mfli.sJenns in l'lattsiuouih and vicinity wiil bc atti ud d to at our earliest conr'-i'lence. KAYiiOXD, MINER It CO. An. S, ls65 tf Chancery Sale Vix stadtir. Martin Stadler, William v in'". L. W. Maik, a firm doinit business in the nanieof tadier, Biotb er & Co. Complainants, V. Ln her R. I? xv, l'hebe rtoxler, Da- id Ti- i-ce a-id Mnp'.ciah Day Co., Ptfcadant. 5-Ia Chancery. In pursnaaee and ty virtue of a decretal order to me directed from tfle olbce of tbe C lerk of tlie I'is- Nebraska Territory, made in the fcbore cause ami I Lear ng date on tin. 11th day of AnrUls6A. th I tnct H urt. Sit Jinlicial UiMrict ju and Ir Cass to Arrii tena cf Jid Court, a, the si)scriber. Master in np'pJ iQ r!j I Ou!d at once OntPr npr Chaucery for aid Ceurl. will sell at public vendue; Pel,eu lo UJ 1 nuUlU " once t nter per for can o the highest and bet bidder, ia front of the Court Uoose iu i'iatt.-uiouth Mebiatka, on Saturday, Oc'rber 7:h, 1S65, at 10 o'clock A. AT., the following described, real es tate, to wiu l.ot nnmber twelve 12 In block noirter on ft, south of the.p'ibtie r.nare In tbe town of Kock B.ujj In Cass eouniy Xebiaska Territory, T.is-eiher with a!I the b nemcnts and appertenan- res thereon or thereto teloupinfr. To lie sold as tiie Pr"P"'' of defen.lunts in the above can., to Katis fy sai l decree, ttia amount of which ia 16o7.4i and ill tereit from date of . aaid decree, toftthor wiOi a;l cost. p:Mimoath, 5cnt, StbrlSoS.- '- - I -i ' F. 41. DOREINSTOX. L . ' Maa-eriO Cbincvj. f H". rorr5CE, Sel fcr Csunp'i. . EETTER FROM SEN. CRIMES. The Otiumwa Couriir publiihes the fdilowing letter to lloa. E. II. Stiles of Wapello county. Iowa: I-cr.LiNGTi.-i, Sept. 1-1, 186-S. My Dlar tfin; I am astonished to learn, as I do by: your ttt r of the 12th inst., that any one ha asserted or believed for one moment that I do not fully, freely, and as enthusiastically as I am capable of doing it, support the entire Republican ticket in the coming canvass. You say the report i that I am indifferent to the result "on ac count uf the uncalled for and unwise action of the Union Conreution on the suffrage question." I certainly did re gard that action as uncalled for and impolitic, and had I been a member of that convention I would have opposed the introduction into the platform of any new is.-ue upon any new subject, how ever just I might believe the principle to be. I would have opposed it because I believe that there Las been no time during the la.t four years when it was more necessary that the Union party of the nation should present an unbrok en front and stand as a unit, than at the present moment, and I would have done nothing, consented to nothing that would have a tendency to repel a single voter from a support of the Union party, which is a support of the Union itself. I believe every v:te withdrawn at this time from thy support of the Union ticket, withdraws just that much moral support from the Administration, and ,i, ., ,,., : ;,, , , . - ,l that PUpport IS JtUt 33 UeCcSSiry tO the Goveni-.nent in the present crisis as it was i.rK--.s;iry to support our nriiiies in the field. The very fact thru in my view the convention. erred by introducing a local issue into the canvass when the minds of the people U T6 VeTV' properly eD- 1 natienai issues pressing upon uiein, so ; far from begetting "indirierence" would j give m; much greater anxiety as to the j result of the election, mid would call f.rth a corresponding exertion did not 1 know that the p.opi.j ot Uwa thor- , ouhiy unders'.nnd the questions before them, and cannot be diverted from their support of the Government by any side issues live this o: negro suffrage in this Stali;. ..... There is not an irittllijent man in the Sine who does not comprehend all of the subjects legitimatt-ly embraced in this tanva-s. The Union party seeks simply to fulfill in good fjtiih their obligations as sumed during tin war, and to secure the couitry as the fruit of four years struggle permanent unity, peace and prosperity. We-all know that the Democratic parly desire and intend to coalesce with the returned rebels from the South. By that means, if they can succeed in dis tracting the supporters of the Govern ment and secure a few Northern States, they hope to obtain control of the Gov ernment, and then will follow the as sumption of the rebel debt, the restora tion of slavery under a less odious name, and the return of the leaders of the rebellion to power. It was to this end that the farce was enacted a few weeks ago at Des Moines cf nominat ing a Soldiers' ticket by the Democratic party. But of this folly it is hardly worth while to speak. I have neither seen or beard of a man who is like'y to be deceived by i:. It is only calculated to make the actors in it ridiculous, and its only final result will be to add one dis appointed man to the Democratic party. No, my dear sir, there never was a time in the history of the Government when it was incumbent upon every good citizen to support the Union ticket, what, ever mas' be his intentions on the sub ject of -universal sutTrage, than now; and if I believed that there was the slightest doult about the result, though I am admonished by my physician thai lean no longer safely speak' out of . t !. 1 l . Ju0rS shoUitl genera;.', be COlTi- sonally into the canvass, and use what strength I have to urge upon the people the importance' of the contest. But there is no need of it. The people will not be deceived or misled on this subject. The jugglery at Des Moices when Colonel Benton received the nom- ina'.ion of the men who daring the last four T5arVljave thrown every possibles impediment 10 the way of the Union cause, was too transparent to deceive any one. Your obedient servant, JAMES W. GRIMES. THE STEAMBOAT Utli.MlItS. Wm. Murphy, one of the persons accused of conspiring to burn steam boats on the western rivers, has been brought to trial before a military com mission in St. Louis. The following extract we take from the proceedings of the 21st inst.: The accused was then arraigned and pleaded not gtiilty to the several charges and specifications: The accused then requested the Com mission to order the Judge Advocate to give subpoenas commanding the attend ance of Jefferson Davis, late President cf the so-called Confederates States of America; James A. Seddon, late Sec retary cf War, C. S. A.; James L. Trenholm, late Secretary of Treasury, C. S. A., and Stephen R. Mallory, late Secretary of the Navy, C. S. A., as witnesses for the defense. The Judge Advocate declined to summon the above named witnesses un til it could be shown that they were material witnesses. Defendant then filed an affidavit, of which the following is the substance: " Defendant also states that he is charged with conspiracy to burn and destroy steamboats and oilier property belonging to or in the service of the United States, with intent to aid' the rebellion against the United States, and in the specification to said charge the names of parties are set forth with whom the conspiracy 13 alleged to have been made. Defendant states that he can prove Ly the testimony of said Davis, Mailory, SodJon and Trenholm that the parties named in said specifica- . jitions did not conspire as alleged to I ... L.UIH nd destroy boats and other prop- erty, but that the burning and ces.ruc tion stt forlll was a ,nilitary measure of lhe rebel rjovernment at Richmond, Vat conceived and ordered, by said (Jovemment, and curried out, so far a it was carriea QM, by persons in th; ...in.arv anj naVal service of said Gov- eminent. He furtlu-r states that by the testimony of said Davis, Trenholm, Mallory and Seddon he can prove that the late rebel Government is alone re sponsible for the conception and execu tion cf the military measure of turning and destroying boats and other proper ty, and that he, the said defendant, was not one of the persons ordered or em ployed by them to "burn and destroy steamboats aod other properly belong ing to or in the service of the United States," as set forth in the charge. And he is instructed by his counsel and ver ily believes that said Davis, Seddon, Trenholm and Mallory are- material witnesses in his case." ?5j "Soldiers, duriog the war. the Copperheads laughed at your wounds; they sneered at your scars; they mocked the corpses of your comrades; they prophesied your defeat, they hoped for your disgrace; they prayed for your overthrow and death; they despised the ! cause for which you were battling; they were the allies of your murderers. 'Now you have reached home cov ered with glory; 3ou are welcomed by the true people of the North; yorj are radiant with success, and the very men of whom I have been speaking, crowd around you and say thty are your friends. Beware of them all ! They do not want to help you; they want you to help them "Speech of Col. R. G. Ingersoil at Peoria, Illinois, to the S6th Illinois Regiment at their anniversary meeting. J5sg" A certain green customer, who wa3 a stranger lo mirrors, stepped into the cabin cf one of our ocean steamers, stopping- in front of a large pier glass which he took for a door, said : "I say, mister, when does this here boat start?" Getting no reply from the dumb re flection before him, he again repeated: 'I say, mister, when does this here boat start?" Incensed at ,the silent figure, he broke out: "Go to thunder, you darned sassafras colored, shock-headed, bull calf; you don't look as if you knew much, any how." jg?SS A new -use for Confederate money has been found. A lady in Texas stuffed a mattrass with five hun - "dred thousand dollar wprth of it. j. DLrAltTIC.T OF THE 3I1S SOURI. General Pope has made a general reorganization of the Department of the Missouri. The following changes will be interesting tq Northwestern readers; The district of the Pineries is abol ished. The district of Wisconsin, to include the State of Wisconsin; headquarters at Milwaukee; Major General Pleas anton, United States volunteers, to command. The district of Minnesota to include the State of Minnesota and that portion of Dacotah lying east of a line drawn from the hea 1 of Pembina river to the western extremity of the Devil's lake, thence to the head of the James river, thence following the course of the James river southerly to the forty fourth parallel of latitude, thence east along that parallel to the Big Sioux river, thence along the. line of that river to the northern boundary of lhe State of Iowa; Brigadier and Brevet Major General J. M. Corse, United States volunteers, to command. The district of Utah, to include the Territory cf Utah ; headquarters at Salt Lake City; Brigadier General P. E. Conner to command. The district of Iowa, to include the State of Iowa, except the counties of Buncombe, Sioux, Plymouth, Osceola, Woodbury, : Inson, Emmet, Kossuth., Winnebago, Worth, Mitchell, Howard, Winnesheik, and Alamakee; headquar ters at Clinton, Iowa. The district of Dacotah, to include the counties of Buncombe, Sioux, Ply mouth, Osceola. Iuon, Emmet, Kos suth, Winnebago, Worth, Mitchell, Howard, Winnesheik, Woodbury and Alamakee, in Iowa, and the Territory of Dacotah, except that portion includ ed ia the districts of Minnesota and Nebraska; headquarters at Sioux City; Brigadier and Brevet Major General A. S. Sully, United States volunteers, to command. The district of Nebraska, to include the Territcries of Nebraska and Mon tana, and that portion of Dacotah lying west of the western boundary of the fira named Territory; headquarters at Laramie; Brigadier and Brevet Major General 1 Wheaton, United States volunteers, to command. , EtS" The "DiocTatic" Committee of Connecticut has issued an address to the ''party" in that State, calling up on them to defeat the amendment strik ing out llu! word "white" from the Con stitution i-nd admitting blacks to the suffrage. The reason given is "that while meu must rule Connecticut." As the blacks are about one in ninety of the population, the inference that if the ninety-firtt black man has a ballot he will rule the ninety white men is vastly complimentary to the negro. If the claim that one negro can rule ninety white men, if given equal rights, is not negro worship, we should be glad to learn whr.t is. a EST The community, it is said, will shortly be supplied with a new fraction al currency, printed on "memprane" paper a new invention in the paper line -the successful imitation of which will baffli? the skill of the oldest coun terfeit. It will be well nigh impossi ble lo produce the paper outside the Treasury Department at Washington, and front its texture and finish lhe least expert in money wiil be able to distin guish the genuine note. Not the least among the many excellencies of tha new currency is the fact that it will wash. m m m gtS-i A young orator having written a speech which he intended to deliver on a certain occasion, gave it to a friend to read, and desired his opinion of it. The friend, after some time, told the author Le had read it over three times, the first time it seemed very good, the second ''ndifTerent, and the third quite insipid. "That will do," said the au thor, very coolly, "for I have only to iepeat it once." JPST An Irishman got out of the cars at a railway station for refreshment but unfortunately the bell rang, and the train left before he had finished his re past. "Hould on," cried Pat, as he ran like- a madman after the car, '.'hould on, ya murtherin ould stame in- lin,, ycu've got a passenger aboard mats iwi uenina: .- ... , .. A SHOUT AXSWER. When Gov. Stone, of Iowa, learned that Brevet Brigadier General Thomas Hart Benton, jr., had accepted the nom ination for Governor, he sent the Gen eral the following dispatch : "September 1st, l56o. 'Hon. II. C. Ilenderssn, Marsballtown: "Please say to Col. T. II. Benton, Democratic candidate for Governor, that I shall be gratified to have him meet me at Boonsboro to-morrow, at Toledo 5th, Vinton G.h, Waterloo 7th inst., and other appointments, for joint discussion of the issues of the day upon equal terms. "W. M. STONE, "Union candidate for Governor.'' The reply was as follows: "Marshalltown, Sept, 2, 1S65. "Gov. W. M. Stone, Boonsboro: "I am not the Democratic candidate for Governor. Titos. H. Benton, Jr." This is sufficiently explicit and lacon ic. As he denies tha soft impeachment, the question now arises. Whose candi date is he ? 2F A correspondent of the Maine Democrat says that the father of Jelf. Davis was barn ia Maine and went South when he had nearly arrived at manhood. He was not afterward heard from until Jeff. Davis visited Maine some years ago, when he stated in con versation with a friend, lhat his father was born in Buxton, and had arrived in Mississippi a poor boy. The writer says Davis' parents were not married The following advertisement appears in one of the London journals: "Dogs and cats to board. Families going out of town can have their dogs carefully attended to at the private apartment of the Dags' Home, Hollings worth Street, Liverpool Road, IIollo waVi N. A scale of terms furnished on receipt of a stamped envelope ad dressed the Superintendent as above!" EST It is said that the executioner had much ditliculty in hanging Dr Pritchard, because of his long hair and complete beard. The Doctor' case was the reverse of that of Absalom whose long hair made his hanging easy. But then, Absalom wasn't hang ed by the neck, and might even have been cut down and saved if Genera Joab hadn't cut him up by sending three dans through him. That was the way in which secessionists were treated in good old Bible times and says the Boston Traveler, it wasn't a bad way except for the sufferers. "Vel, lasht night vash de varst ash never vas. I tought to go down de hil to mine house, but no sooner did I valk de faster did I stand sthill, for de dark ness vas so tick I cood not stir in my poots, and de rain, dunder and blixen in more'n tree minits my skin vas vet troo to mine clothes. liut arter von little vile stopped quitin to rain somedig so I keep feelin mineself all de vay long, and ven I comes to mine own house to valk in, vat you tink ? It be long to somebody else." JCST A Brigadier General in full uniform was stopped iu the street, in Cincinnati, by an old lady who wanted to know why he had not had the dirt removed from the street in front of her house. She mistook him for a police man. jyIn a cemetery in Sharon, Conn., is a family lot in which are seven graves arranged in a circle. Six of them commemorate six deceased wives of D S , while the seventh and more stately slab, bears the simple but affecting inscription, "Our Husband." A philosophical cibman in Mobile, thus speaks of the section over which his wheels make their tracks : ''If you run over a j'oungster down here in this here ward," said he, "the 'the folks don't say nothin' kase they have got more children than whiles for 'em but you jist run over a goat, or a kid, or a sow, or a pig, and blest if a mob ain't arter you in two miniu!" A Louisville editor says that his rival's "figure resembles a hunch backed monkey with the colic; and his political course as tangled as a hang man's knot." ' The Litest name invented for a circus is the "fiqueseurriculum." . AX I.MrORTAIVT CORRECTION. A verbal error, which has appeared in some of the newspapers, has been deemed of sufficient importance for official correction. The Secretary of State says the section in which it occurs is as follows : And be it further enacted, That all persons now by law entitled to a less pension than heretofore specified, who shall have lost one foot and one hand in the military service of the United States, and in the line of his their duty, shali be entitled to twenty dollars per month. This section, the Secretary says, is printed in the pamphlet edition of the laws of the last session of Congress precisely according to the original roll, with the exception thai the word "his" is underscord, t. e., put in italics, and the word ' their" placed in brackets, the reason for which is obvious. The error is that newspapers have printed the word "or" instead of the word "and between the words "foot" and "hand." The Acting Commissioner of Pensions says without this correction the busi ness of the buseau will be uselessly in creased without benefit to any one. IKS"" "One cf our worthy State Sen i I Ml T -V " 1 ators, says tne isasnvnie iispatcn, "was attacked by the sidewalk of Cher ry street last night, and driven to a door-j tep, where he sat until a late hour. wailing for the pavement to recover its equilibrium." PST It is related lhat a rebel officer captured in battle, asked wonderingly, "Where is this Kansas that sends so many soldiers into the field? What part of the map is it on? I never heard of it till the war commenced." EST" I'1 pleading for damages for breach of promise in New York, a woman said she might have married three other men while losing time with her faithless one. The court was much impressed with the statement. fiS" A correspondent of the Brook lyn (N. Y.) Times sends the following cure for cholera to that paper: Pour half a pint of boiling water on a table spoonful of salt, and a teaspoonful of cayenne pepper; stir it well ; take it at one draught, after straining. 5fA capital , story is told of tha French novelist, Alexandre Dumas. At the Theater Ilistorique a rich tradesman one of the shareholders of the theater solicited the honor of an introduction to him. On the favor being granted ho thus addressed Dumas: You're a mulat to, aro you not?" "Olyes," said the novelist, wondering what would cotno next. "Then of courao your father was a negro?" "Of course, he was," replied Dumas, winking at those present. "Then your granfathcr, (hesitating,) your grandfather " "Was an ape," inter rupted DumiS. ' "Bah!" "There Is no 'bah' in the matter" continued Dumas, "my family begins where yours ends;" and he turned hisback upon him amidst roars of laughter from the bystanders. Valla.vdiguam for Senator. Tho Cleveland Leader states that a part of the Democratic programe of that Stateis yet kept scrupulously secret, but never theless fully resolved on by those "in tha ring," is nothing less than the carrying of the next Legislature and the election of Clement L. Vallandigham as the next U. S. Senator of Ohio. The Democracy do not, of course, expect to carry the State on the general ticket, nor will they attempt it; but they will lend every effort, by colonizing votes, by trading votes, by spending special labor on every district that can be possibly carried by a Demo crat, to obtain control of the next Legis lature and all to the end that they may get Vallandigham, the dirtiest dog among all the traitors and political scoundrels of the country, into the U. S. Senate. That is an ambition entirely worthy of the Democratic party. 57"By a whaling vessel which arrived at New London trom the Arctic Ocean, advices wero receive! from Capt. C. II. Hall, explorer, who left the United States jn 18G4. Hall's letters wera expressed 150 mile9 across tha ice on 6leds to reach open sea. He has obtained valuble in formation regarding tha Franklin expedi tion. Hall expects to spend most of bis time in Kinjj Williams Land and on Boothie Felox Peninsula, and desired vessel to be sent in spring to bring him homo. - j A'min who bruta'.ly assaulted his wife was1 brought before Justice Cole, of Albany, lately, and had a good deal to 8y about getting jostice. "Justice!'; repli ed Colo,, "you can't get that here, this C3rt his ro pcTrD: to hang you." , t V t J ' " -I ' j f i )';'!