Nebraska herald. (Plattsmouth, N.T. [Neb.]) 1865-1882, June 07, 1865, Image 1

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

    jf (
1
v
"7 rmy attempts to haul down the American Flag, shoot him on the spot." John A. Dix.
PLATTSMOUTII. N. T.s WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7, 16C3.
ISO 9.
VOL. 1.
lit im I im
I
n
j.
is ;ti.:.i-!ikd lyl::v
VEDNSDAY MORNING,
i-y
1 I.- I J I ATI I AWAY,
LDITOn AND PROPRIETOR.
Tcmr.
Jn ndmri'; .
'annum, invariably
Hairs -of Advertising.
On- n iht-m ( i':c'' nf ten Vn1-) en; ir.3t.Tt i-'n,
:;-t. vc',.,' I i:l--ll:"il
Vil' . :. il l t rsfwu'.m i-:x lines
On-1 't'Lir'..'r colria ork", jn r jinnini
o'.x r.t.,:illt
4i ti r n:')i.:!.3
Ou' ' iii ';:'- : twelV'! I. :oi.ti
" r.x ITi.ifif!:.H
... - i. tiilee a 'IJili3
):. t t ' iri north
l':.r-. I!..(.t. -
!..',
1.1 '
10 Ml
J.', !(
1.1.1 "
J,). Ml
4 " IH
; ti
)". I"
A!l t : -vr; ; .i I vltli .-inciit- mast le .t:l f-r ia
! ti.
V.. ;-.r nr-l t i .1 . nil ki!N 'C J- ' Work
'i-i. i t ii .:. i i-J . i :!!.. :l w t.i !Vi sal'.n-
f.-. i . .
Uv.UlC0 JUvcctovu.
WILLITT TOTTErGi:.
K..
ATTORNEY AT LAW
M
Solicitor in Chancery.
VL TlS.MoL Til, - - Nr.nil.ASKA.
XOTAliY PUIJI.IO
CCrMiSSlCNER OF DEEDS.
I'irc nnd Lifo Ins, At,
! ; -f
r
H. I..
1 '
...i- .u..w .:,! fmn..r im'. A -" '!
... .. f I .... .-..1 I in- T.r.,....r.
... . .... . ..1.1 ..- ...i-. . MJ
1. I'ij "f Tn io iiil
.-.. .. I NV.--t.rii 1 '.v.i. Af..-i.l--, f
il..r. l. .i i;..r..r.il I.ili.l , La.-.ar:LUcc,
. ! i ci.-.n ,t:vi.cy.
. n. r , r. i ".
NOTARY PUSLICI
AND
)NVKYA X O 1 : 1 i
K. 1 K-t ' '.. T .x ! i-.t f r . i ;n. 1 N
I- i
!'-'
:.U-.i, .V.-.
- 'ii:, tr
rcc. i
WASHI.N'GTCN
D C
F. M. DCFIPJNGTON,
ILATT.M'rT'Ij -
M'.i;:iASKA, ;
!' I-I :;-' I). f ! !
i - r: : c .tu 1 t!.- I' i
I'. . - ; . ,.; .... ..r: ! I!
r.i-
i.
)Ull.N'ilO
I
jcei:i ir
W'ATCTKAKEit and JLY7ELER
..t V IN T il i KT,
I'l.ATT.-MoUni, - - NKl'.iIASKA.
A t-..... . ... rimt it' I W :' e C i- I"
v -.t y. A-i tr , l-'.i;;.- l.v.f's Vi .:'.. i-
t'l'.X: f r i:-i;;t r..' ..Ir. ... (. f.i'lj. Ail V.i.;Jt coill-
m :.! t.. nf: ni.i I,..- w.tr'it:i:c.
.'.t;I in. f r,
DR. W. E. LAWRENCE,
Oculist,
lie whi rani a oil t
G. V. CROW, - - - PROP.
I it t ;r p .r-.! to f i'ni.Ii a!I w!i my fav.jr me
v .; , t!i-.r p it. (....: ', w.'.'i 1- .i-i : . r. j.,i:.. m,.;,i or
I' ' 'I 1 v ' ' ' .. i. W.t'l'.OW.
' itl-Tii j , 1 - yl
to FKn:a::Tz:i3na rAHLiEns!
JJlacksniitli, Onlfitting,
W. hstv.- is-"- ! a IiUcUMT.::1!. O;
'.ittinvr nn.l Mi-
Hain Street, Scuth Side,
h .-ri' v-j
i c. t uay klJ u! dcuv iti our !iue
Shop
. in'-'-'-t ' i:i. -.vi.-i
jn .1 . rt liiliw
..: f w ..,-!- rk will lio
W . I'. Ol'Jffl.N CO.
J'latt.ia lit!.. A nr.! It), fir,
TOOTLE, IIANIIA . CO-
Have i 'T rV.e
:rconMtcirs nHft?Hnst
ir.OKtVICKS
riiowx-s
Uaois Corn Planters,
AND
aauul'iifluri'is firicc,
TOOTLE, HA.V. Sl CO, '
tllOCI..irlATIO Y
I'iZl.&lDHXT.
vui:u:a lno 1 resUent o
United Suites, on Sill day of De
cember, 15(5.'J, and on ih? 20th day of
.March, 1S01, did, with the ofject of
.suppressing Uu; exitin reLel'ion and
tu induce all persons tu return to their
loyalty and to restore the authority of
the United States, isue proclamations
ottering amneity ami pardon to certain
per-ons who had directly or by impli
cation, participatod in said rebellion ;
a: A
Whereas, Many persons who had
so engaged in said rebellion have since
the issuance of said proclamation, fail
ed or neglected to lake the benefits of
fered thereby; and
Wjieheas, Many persons who have
been justly deprived of all claim to
amnesty or pardon thereunder, by rea
son of their participation directly or ly
implication in .'aid rebellion, and their
continued hostility to the government
of the Unitea States since the date of
taid proclainat on, now desires to ap
ply and obtain amnesty and p-trdon;
to die end, therefore, that the authori
ty of the government of the United
States may Le restored, and that peace,
order and freedom may be established,
I, Andrew Johnson, President of the
United States, do proclaim ar.d declare
that I do hereby grant to all persons
who have directly or indirectly partici
pattd in th.; existing rebellion except
as hereinafter excepted amnesty and
pardon, with the reservation of all
rights and property except as to slaves,
and except in cases wl.ere legal pro
ceeding's, under the laws of the United
States providing for the confiscation of
prcperty of per?cns engaged in rebel
lion, have been instituted ; but on con
dition, nevertheless, that every such
person shall tai;e and subscribe to the
following eath or r.ihrmaiion, which
on-th shiiii be regi-tered for permanent
preservation, and ha!I be of the tenor
and eiitct following, to-wit:
"I do soh tiudy swear (or affirm.)
in tlie pre.-t'iice of Almighty God, that
I will henceforth faithfully defend the
Con.-uttition tf i!;e United States and
. I. .: f - .! '1 . T
' I m i;ti .i i i. ! I'ri'Tin ir ip.ti I
will, in like manner, abide by and
f.iUhfuh'v support nil laws and procla
mations which have h-'en tniJe during
I the exi-.tin r reoeliion. 11 reference to
the emanciaiion o: slaves, to help me
Cod."
The foll-iw'ng classes of persons are
e.wt ii'.ed from the Lentliis of thiiproc-
lamatioii':
First. Ail who are or shall have
been pretended civil or diplomatic offi
cers, or otherwise, domestic or foreign,
agents of the pretended confederate
government.
Second. All who left judicial sta
tions under the United States to aid the
rebellion.
Third. Ail who shall have been
military or general officers of said pre
tended confederate government above
the rank of colonel in the army or lieu
tenant in the navy.
Fourth. All who left sats in Ccn-
gress to aid the rebellion.
Fifth. All who resigned or tender
ed resignations of their . commissions
in the army or navy of the United
Stales to evade their duty in resisting
the rebellion.
Sixth. All who have engaged in
any way in treating otherwise than
lawfully as prisoners of war, persons
found in the United States service, as
cllicers, soldiers, seamen, or in other
capacities.
Seventh. All persons who have
been absentees from the United States
for the purpose cf aiding the rebell
ion. Eighth. All military or naval offi
cers who were educated fey the Gov
ernment at West Point or the United
States .Naval Academy.
Ninth. AH persons who held the
pretended offices of Governors of
States, in the insurrection against the
United State?.
Tenth. All persons who left their
homes within the jurisdiction and . pro
lection of the United States and passed
beyond the Federal military lines into
the so-called confederate slates for the
purpose of aidir.g the rebellion.
Eleventh. AH -ihtsous-who have
been engaged in the destruc tion of the
t ommercu of the United States upon
thc higli sea?; and all persons who
have made raids into the United States
from Canada, or have been engaged
in destroying the commerce of the Uni
ted States upon the lakes and rivers
that peparate the British provinces from
the United States.
Twelfth. All persons who, at time
whn they seek to obtain the benefits
hereof by taking the oath herein pre
scribed are in military, naval or civil
confinement or custody, or under bonds
of civil, military or naval authorities,
or agents of the United States, as pris
oners of the war. or prisoners detained
for offences of any kind, either before
or after conviction.
Thirteenth. All persons who have
voluntarily participated in said rebel
lion and the estimated value of whose
taxable property is over S20.000.
Ail persons who have taken the oath
of amnesty as prescribed in the Presi
dent's proclamation of December 8:h.,
1563, or any oath of allegiance to the
Government of the United States she?
the date of said Proclamation, and who
have thenceforward kept and maintain
ed the same inviolate: Provided,
That special application miy be in vde
to the President for pardon by any
person belonging to the excepted class
es; and such clemenay will be liberally
extended as may be consistent with
the facts of the case and the peace and
dignity of the United States.
The Secretary of State will estab
lish rules or regulations for adminis
tering and recording said amnesty
oath, so as to insure its benefit to the
people, and to guard the Government
against fraud.
In testimony whereof, I have here
unto set my hand and caused the seal
of the United States to be affixed.
Done at the City of Washington,
this, the twenty-ninth day of May, in
the year of our Lord, 1SG5, and of the
Independence of the Uhited States the
b'Jih. ANDREW JOHNSON.
IJy the Presiden :
W. H. Sewakd, Sec'y of State.
Tilt: c;rtA.D keyievf.
Such a spectacle as no other conti
nent ever saw, as this continent will
never see again, ended yesterday. The
great armies that have saved the Union
passed up Pennsylvania Avenue, out of
mortal sight and into everlasting histo
ry. Henceforth they exist only in name.
The Armj of the Totoraac, the Army of
the Tennessee, the Armj of Georgia
they aro names to conjure with forever,
but the terrible forco of them in battle
has been wielded for four years only to
vanish in a day, and to leave behind
them results greater than themselves.
Such a pageant as yesterday and the
day before witnessed is an event that
has to search wide for precedent or
parallel. From the times of Napoleon,
when cne or two spectacles probably
t q-ialled this in mere numbers, there is
nothing to help the flight oi the imagin
ation till far back in ancient history
where we may fancy the myriads of Da
rius passing in review before the tragedy
of Arbela had piled the persian host in
lietacombs on the plain which their Mac
edonian couquerers trod. I5ut the great
armies of old history, of Darius or of
Xerxes are shadows, while the great ar
mies of to-day are living and breathing
men. Those were tho slavish instru
ments of tyranny and ambition; these
are the right hands of a Nation etrus
;ling for its own life and the immortali
ty of the Republic.
And these armies of ours passed in
review before no . ordinary spectators.
The armies themselves what are they?
The Two Hundred Thousand Men who
tramped with feet of flesh and blood by
the White House who are they but the
sad survivors of (successive armies of
dead Heroes whose earlier fate Rave life
to their remaining comrades and to the
Republic? Past what do they file in
quick procession Tuesday and Wednes
day of this week and this memorable
year? Past a tenantless White House
from which has gone oat the dead corse
of him who had earned the right to view
this triumphal march ! We know not on
which to think most sorrowfully the
emptiness of the President's Mansion or
the thinness of those soldier-ranks, where
every lifing man 6eem3 to be accompa
nied"by innumerable shadows of depart
ed patriot warriors. Illustrious dead are
they all more illustrious than any living
possessed ef a more sacred and endur
ing fame than any who yet tread this
whirling globe.
Nor is the mind carried backward only
in its survey of this miraculous precess
ion. Wc think of thoso who look on, as
well as of those who pais by. There
stands the Treiident whose hands are
uplifted by these thronging thousands
and who Eecs in them the visible support
of his Government. There is the great
commander whose all-embracing genius
has saved the'Nation. There are the re
presentatives of the Executive, Legisla
tive, Judicial Departments each one
thankful to the army that has a de
partment to administer. Thero are the
diplomatic representatives of the great
Powers of Christendom gazing with
earnest eyes on this demonstration of the
greatest power of all ; conscious that no
European sovereignty could match this
marvelous demonstration of Democratic
supremacy. And there whether far or
near, whether from the steps of the
White House or from the prairies of the
West, or the shores of the Atlantic, or
the summits of the mountains that di
vide a continent there is the American
people looking reverently, admiringly,
affectionately on this march of their
brothers through their capital, and like
them inspired, uplifted, and strengthen
ed by the occasion. No need to draw a
lesson from it still less to applaud those
who make part of it. We but echo the
cry of the army and the People into
whom the army will in a moment melt,
Live the Republic ona and indivisible
forever! .V. I'. Trcbune.
EIITIX; A TAI'EJt.
Editing a paper is a very pleasant
business.
If it contains too much political mat
ter people won't have it.
If the type is too large it don't con
tain enongh-Teading matter.
If the type is small people won't
read it.
If we publish telegraph reports, peo
ple siy they are lies.
If we omit them they say we have
no enterprise, or suppress them for po
litical effect.
If we have in a few jokes people
say we are nothing but a rattle
head. If we omit them they say we are an
old fossil. If we publish original they
damn us for not giving selections
If we publish selections folks say
we are lazy for not writing more, and
giving them what they have not read
in some other paper.
If we give a man a complimentary
notice then we are censured for being
partial.
If we do not, all hands say we are a
greedy hog.
If we insert an article that pleases
the ladies, me,n become jealous.
If we do not cater to their wishes the
paper is not fit to have in the house.
If we attend church they say it is on
ly for effect.
If we don't they denounce us as de
ceitful and desperately wicked.
If we remain in the office and at
tend to business, folks say we are too
proud to mingle with our fellows.
If we go out they say we never at
tend to business.
If we publish poetry we affect senti-
mentalism.
If we do not we have no literary pol
ish or tastes.
If the mail does not deliver our pa
per promptly they say we do not pub
lish "on time." If it does they are
afraid we are getting ahead of time.
If we do not pay all bills promptly
folks say we are not to be trusted. i
If we do pay promptly they say we
stole the money.
CKAn LIMi B.VC2L.
Sneaks and skedaddiers from the
draft, who have been hiding their cow
ardly carcasses in the British - Provin
ces, Idaho, Nevada,' Colorado and oth
er delightful countries, can now crawl
out of their holes and come home.
We won't guarantee that the soldiers,
who will soon be returning, will re
spect their feelings, or that the ladies
will admire their valorous deeds, or
that the citizens will give them a pub
lic reception. But we can assure them
that if there is a more cowardly, low
livedj sneaking, pusillanimous, God
forsaken pack of wretches upon the
face of the earth, we never heard of
them. Cne or two of these "sneaks"
we understand, have been prowling
about here lately, since the war is
ended. -Look out for your hen-roosts
and clothes-lines, for any fellow that
will run from the draft, and crawl back
when it is past, is so despisable, that
he may take to stealing chickens and
night-gown3 for the purpose of raising
himself to an equality with ihieves in
point of respectability. It is believed
that the devil has no corner deep, and
and dark enough for them, until he
builds an addition to his brimstone fac
tory. .Yorlhv:(ii.
A 1'I.OWEJl STOIiY.
We are told that a Duke of Tuscany
wa the first possessor cf a pretty shrub
of Europe, and he was so jealously
fearful lest others should enjoy what he
aloiie wished to possess, that strict in
structions were given to his gardner not
to ivei slip, not so much as a single
flower, to any person. To this com
mand the gardner would have been
faithful, had not love wounded hnn by
the sparkling eyes of a fair but por
tionless peasant, whose want of a dow
ry and his poverty alone kept them
from the hymenial altar. On the
birthday of his mistress he presented
her with a nosegay, and to render it
more acceptable, ornamented it with a
jasmine. The "povera figlia,' wish
ing to preserve tho bloom of this "new
flower," put it into the earth, and the
branch remained green all the year.
In '.he following spring it grew and was
covered with flowers. It nourished and
multiplied' so much under the fair
nymph's cultivation that she was able
to amass a little fortune from the sale
of the precious gift which love haJ
made her, when, with a sprig of jessa
mine in her breast, she gave her hand
and wealth to the hnppy gardner of
her heart.
IM)U.tlITA!!LE.
There are some people who may be
classed as the indomitable. Difficul
ties never daunt them, they are sure to
go ahead. Among these we would
class a country dame, of whom we
rej'.d in the newspapers. Here is the
story : "She was preparing to start
to market with her rural productions,
when she found the was short one egg
of two dozen. In vain she ransacked
tho nests and hunted about for n stray
one to make up the desired number
It could not be found, but observing a
hen sitting on a box. she clapped a
basket ever Biddy, and placing the
fowl thu3 secured in the wa;on. started
on h?r way. On arriving at the mar
ket she found her calculations had been
correct Biddy had laid an egg. which
just made up the dozen." Now, this
farmer's wife, we will wager a big ap
ple to a pin's head, had a resource in
every emergency, and if she has a do
zen sons, they will all be successful in
life.
tfi'VOSITE IXILlEStC
or
tub: sexes.
Why is it that in ninety-nine cases
out of a hundred those women who
hive been brought up chiefly amongst
men, who have had no sisters, who
have lost a mother in early life, (doubt
less for many reasons a sad ntiliction
f a girl) who have been dependent on
fathers or brothers for society and con
versation, should turn out the most fas
cinating and superior of their sex ?
Why is it that in nine hundred and
ninety-nine cases out of a thousand, the
boy who is educated solely by his moth,
e-r, becomes a triumphant and success
ful man in after life ? Perhaps the
opposite influence of either sex is ben
eficial to the other; perhaps the girl
derives vigorous thoughts, expanded
views, habits of reflection nay, more,
charity and forbearance, from her
male associates, as the bey is indebted
to his Mother's tuition and companion
ship fo'r the gentleness and purity of
heart which conibiu'e so well with i
manly land generous nature, for the re
finement and delicacy of feeling which
so adorn true courage; above all, for
that exalted standard of womankind
which ,bhall prove his surest safeguard
from shame and defeat in the coming
battle; a shield impervious so long as
it is bright, but which, when once soil
ed, slides from his grasp, leaving him
in the press of angry weapons, a weak
and defenceless man.
Peaks ior Massachusetts. The
Massachusetts Agricultural Club have
unanimously agrped upon the following
as the twelve best varieties of pears,
taking all things into consideration, as
quality, thriftiness of the tree, value of
market, etc., viz : First six, the Baft
lett, Loutse Bonne de Jersey, Urban
iste.Beurre de Anjou, Sheldon and
Seckej; second six. the Onandago,
(Swap's Orange,) Merriam, Doyenne
Boussock, Vicar of WinkCeld, Para
dise d' Autoxnne and Fulton.
filf a farmer were to give advice to
his cattle just now, ho would tell them
to "g to cra;s.;,
CKOPS AJIOXCi tonx.
Pumpkins, or what our English
friends over the water, have gone to
cultivating with such zest under the
more euphonious title af "Cattle Mel
on," may be easily grown, in. large
quantities, among corn. In the eas
tern States, the usual practice is to mix
a certain amount of the seeds with the
corn, and as the dropping is done by
hand, they cause no inconvenience on
account of their different size and form.
A pumpkin seed in every fourth or
fifth hill is deemed sufficient when the
hills of corn are planted at about three
feet a part. In order, to get a more
regular distribution of the pumpkin
seed, many prefer to "stick" theui sep
arately, which means, simply, to go
over the field, and at proper distances
force the seeds, by the fingers, into the
soil. This is also done when planting
machines are used to put in the
corn.
Pumpkins form a fine feed for stock.
Beeves are fattened very rapidly on
them, fed in connection with other feed.
They are good for milch cows, ns the
grass fails in the fall. Boiled and fed
to swine, they also answer a good pur
pose. We are confident that our far
mers could devote a portion of their
large fields to this crop to good ad van
tage. It will in no wise interfere with
the cultivation of the corn, or diminish
its yield in the least.
The common white bean can also be
grown among corn to good advantage.
Of course, so great an amount per acre
cannot be harvested as though they
were planted separately, Dut still a suf
ficient quantity to very much more than
pay for the culture of the two crops
can be obtained. They have brought
a good price since the war commenced
and the demand must continue quite
large for a year or two more at least.
They require considerable care at har
vest time, in order to keep them bright,
but the process id simple, and well un
derstood by most farmers.
Turnips, in large quantities, can be
grown among corn. Sow them broad
cast late in the season. They consti
tute excellent feed for sheep and most
other -stock.
Our farmers can raise a good sup
ply of these thsee crops without devo
ting any extra land to their use, and
with but very little extra labor or ex
pense over cultivating the simple crop
of corn. Persons owning small farni3,
and wishing to grow the most possible,
will see the benefit of this double crop
ping. Prairie Farmer.
KSA sheep has eight front fe cth,
and when one year old they shed the
two middle teeth, and within six
months from the time of shedding their
places are filled with two wider than
the first at two years the next two are
shed, and in six month their places are
filled with two wide teeth; at three
years the two third teeth from the cen
tre are hed and their places filled with
two wide teeth, and at four years tho
corner teeth are shed, and by the time
the sheep is five years old the teeth
will have grown out even, and will have
a full mouth of , teeth, after that the
teeth will begin to grow round and long,
and at n:ne or ten they begin to shed,
and then it is time to fatten them for
the butcher, and let the young sheep
take their places.
A New Sugar Cane. Thos. Hogg
Esq., an officer of the government a1
Yokohama, Japan, has forwarded to
the Department of Agriculture a tarn
p!e of sugar cane grown there. It 13
propagated trom sections of the. cane
the same as southern sugar cane. Mr.
Hogg thinks it will succeed any where
that Indian corn will. The Depart
ment will b able to make a distribu
tion in a couple of years. Prairie
Farmer.
s2TWhat is fashion? Dinners at
midnight and headaches in the morn
ing. What is wit ? The peculiar kind
of talk that leads to pulling noses and
to broken heads. What is joy ? To
count our money, and find it a hundred
dollars more than yoa expect. What
is knowledge ? To go away from home
when people ccme to borrow umbrellas
and books. What is contentment ? To
sit in the house and see others stuck
in the mud.
JESFThe hotels at Niagara Falls
are opening for the season.
SHOULD TOBACCO II E GROW
E. M. McGray, Plymouth, Wiscon
sin, is severely exercise in the mind,
that intelligent men, like those compos
ing this Club, should spend so much
time in discussing the cultivation of
tobacco and hops, and the manafacturo
cf wine. He thinks " it the duty of all
good citizens to discourage the cuhiva
tion or manufacture of articles which
add nothing to the physical, moral or
spiritual development of the human
race." Then we must totaly destroy
the manufacture of gunpowder, arms,
accoutrements, and the information cf
armies, and, perhaps, some one would
say we should discourage the produc
tion of all drugs as prejudicial to the
development of the physical nature.
Others object to luxuries of living, in
cluding those of food, lodging and
apparel. It is very difficult to draw
the line. The wrirer of these reports
personally hates tobacco, and wishes it
were obliterated from the earth, yet he
does not think it his duty to arm him
self for a crusade against its cultiva
tion. No man can be more opposed to
drunkennes, yet no man is a more ear
nest advocate of grape culture ; and
although he is not a drinker of lager
beer, he is willing to tell farmers how
to grow hops. V. Y. Tribune.
A Gigantic Tree. Some of the
Brazillian journals tell astounding sto
ries of a wonderful tree they say has
lately been met with in South Ameri
ca, and which, if their accounts are to
be relied on, must be indeed something
remarkable. The discovery is said to
have been made by a German natu
ralist, who says that the tree in ques
tion, which grows on the banks of the
Rio Branco, a tributary of the Amazon,
belongs to the Malvaceous order, and
that its branches form a canopy of
verdure of sufficient extent to shelter
10,000 men. A gigantic bird, the ton
onydon, "another wonder of the basin
of the Amazon," perches itself on the
branches of this tree, far beyond the
reach of the Indian's arrow or the rifle
which forms the weapon of the more
civilized men. It is added that the
tree is called by the Brazilians Souina,
and that it is very common upon river
banks in the country of the Upper Am
azon, where an equatorial temperature
prevails.
(J5rSame people think our govern
ment has caught aa elephant in tho
shape of Jeff Davis, and will hardly
know what to do with him. Thero aro
two ways of disposing of him. Saying
nothing of tho question of treason, it is
believed that JefF was an instigator of
the assassination of President Lincoln.
If this fact can be established he will bo
hung. The deliberate starvation and
murder of Union prisoners is also a fear
ful charge to which he should bo made to
answer, and if proved guilty he should
suffer death.
If, however, it may not be thought
best to execute him, we suggest that it
would be well to attire him in woman's
dress, and transport him in his chosen
costume to England or France. His
friends in these countries who hold Con
federate bends would doubtless be glaj
to see him, and if he has enemies there,
his npparent sex would doubtless appeal
to their magnanimity to be "let alone."
Dubuque Times.
C"A day in the moon, according to
an English astronomer, is equal to four
teen days upon earth, The day begins
with a slow sunshine, followed by a
brilliant sunshine and intense heat, about
212 degrees Fahrenhiet. The sky is in
tensely black, there being no atmosphere
like ours, to which blue sky is due; the
stars are visible, and tho horizon is lim
ited. There is dead silence. The cold
in the intensely black shadow is very
great, and thero is no atrial perspective.
.Thus the moon is no place for a man or
any animals or vegetables that we know
of. Tho nightsof the moon, fourteen
of our nights, begin with a slow sunset,
which i3 followed by intenso cold, 334
degrees below zero.
fiThe housewife who would bake
her bread or biscuit without a dry, hard
crust can do so very readily. Just be
fore placing the bread in the oven, she has
only to rub its surface with butter or lard.
This will close the pores, prevent tto es
cape of the gas which is produced by the
yeast, and the escape of the steam which
19 produced by the moisture of the heat
ed loaf. Bread if thus baked will be
a'most crustless.
rS7"Prentico sajs never buy goods of
those who don't advertise. They sell so
Jittle they Lnvc to ecII dear. Wo think
Lis head is located.
p
V
; ?
4l
1
vr