Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, October 05, 1882, Image 2
Svi II I'll jilj I ' U Qcbrmiltii tlvwlincr. 0, W, rAmDIlOTUEIl&CO., rroprhtori, AUHURN. "i i NEBRASKA. MlSUNMMSTANDINaa. Scene. flow York drnwhiff-rootn, 1:20 a. n, Erlnipori hor bund, nnd I hold It fust, Whfln I jf it ml In hor drcumy oyoH, And n fnr-olf look o'or hor tonturcs passed, Llko tho twilight of vonpor Hklcs, Whllo, llko ono loo hnppy or uliy to penk, With n throl) I coulil undorntatid, 8ho ttiniod from my ruptures hor kIowIhk chook, And veiled It with faltering Imnd; And tho (rontlo tremor which thrilled hor frnmo, And leaped from hor puMo to mliio, To my thirsting houI w th It iiiosiiiko enmo, Llko tho tmiKlo or cordlnl wlno. At lurtsha pitied tho hopelem mnnrt Of tho piifwlon sho loinr hud scorned. And JiiHt (W I reltHlio hud unwind her heart, Bho opened hor mouth, imd-yuwnod I 0. V. Carroll, in Harper's Magazine. CnpurlgMed. VIOLA Oil Thrice Lost in a Struggle tor a Name, nv miih. it. ij. hdson. CIIAITIJK IV. Tho hoitrfl slipped away, nnd it was noun, mid, though search htul boon iimdu In uvory direction by tliu police, as woll ns l)y Mr. Anderson nnd Brad iloo, who could not Htny in tho house nnd wait, though tlioy could do little Sood, strangers as tlioy woro, still not 10 slightest truco of tho missing girl could 1)0 found. TJio lundlord of tliu iiotol, Mr. Gordon, htul thought at first thoro was no eunso for serious uliinn, ns tho child might lnivo run into tho Htroot, thinking to moot hor adopted father, and gutting bewildered, had licon unahlo to I. nd hor way back to tho house. But as the hours slipped away, nnd a systematic search of ovory street In tho city was made, and nothing was licard of hor, ho came to the conclusion that slio had got down to tho wharf in hor wanderings, and, in sonio way, fallen into tho wator and got drowned, it was not very probable that a child like that had boon abducted in a city whoro scores of children swarmed in tho streets unmolested every hour in llio day. A foundling, too, like this, coming from an Eastern country town bo far away, perfectly unknown to a lnglo soul in tho city why, it was the lioight of absurdity to fancy sho had been abducted, and so ho told the half distracted Andersons, though his by. ynlhcsis was not particularly comfort ing, and poor Myra Andorson only grow wliilor and nioro scare-looking when ho broached It. "Viola is accustomed to tho wator, nnd I hardly think sho would venture "whoro there was danger," Mr. Ander son said, thoughtfully; still it is not impossible butfl.hu miirht have attempted crossing tho plank to tho steamer, and fallen oil', someway." But soino ono would have scon hor, it's likely," interposed Ralph, "and rescued her. J don't boliovo sho wont aioar tho water everything is always Said to tho watorl" "You llko it, I reckon, my lad," Gordon said, smiling at his onrnoslness. '' You should plow tho sea, instead of tho prairie." "I intend to somo day, sir," was tho iquleli reply, a sudden glow lighting his face. Through all tho griof and alarm of tho prosont, a wild fear for tho future struck n sudden deathly chill to Mrs. Ander son's heart. It would kill her to have llnlph go to soal Hut ho would forgot nnd outgrow this lovo for the sea when ho was onco fairly away from -it, sho eomfortod horsolf by saying. " Perhaps wo had bettor go down to tho shoro," Mr. Anderson said, "though '1 Jiavo little idea that it will bo of any nvail." At that moniont Nod Bradleo opened mo uoor ami iookou in. "AnynowsP" askod Audorson, anx iously. . "Wall, no, not ra'ally," ho replied, slowly. "Ono of tlioni frosh-wator bailor chaps says ho see a girl run down tho wharf to tliu sidu of tiiu 'Caspian' jlhat's tho name of tho boat wo come in qulto early this niorniu . Hut ho didn't notice whether she wont back, or. Jiot, and in fact ho didn't seem to notieo much of anything, and 1 don't b'liovo ho could toll whothcr sho was two year old or twenty-five. don't." "Hut why didn't you go on board Hhu tooatP May be sho Is there," interposed Ralph. " DidnH IP Though I knoweil aforo 3iand that a bright littlo critter like her .wouldn't bo likely to stay there all this time. Lord! wouldn't she make em walk back with her doublo-qulekP" "Hut what did tlioy eayP" askod Ciordon. "O, tlioy didn't know nothin', of course! There wasn't anybody thoro only four or live niggor gals, and of all ..the etupid eattlo J over bee, they was tho boat. J'ni afraid I might ha' "sworn nt them if I'd staid thoro two minutes lonirer I couldn't say for cortain. 1 lidu't ns it was," ho added, thought- fully. "I think wo had bettor go down there," Mr. Andorson said, putting on 3iis hat, It won't do any good, Hen, but liowover, I don't blanio you for wantiu' to go," Hradleo replied. "Poor little Ilummin' Bird! ' and ho turned sudden ly and wafted away to tho window, and stood a moment looking out into the Inisy, hurrying streot, but seeing abso lutory nothing not oven tho groat blocks of buildings or tho blue sky, or the soft spring sunshine. Slowly and woarily the long afternoon hours dragged on to Myra Andorson. Tho first excitement of wonder and alarm had given placo to dreadful sink ing, dread and fear, l'coplo came and wont, but sho sat by tho window, gaz ing steadily into tho struct, and starting nervouslj 'at every sudden bustle or stir sho saw, fancying it was some ono com ing to bring homualittlo limp, drenched form, tho bright color all washed out of the dear little face and tho soft lips that had wakenod hor only that morning with kisses. Only that morning! Sho said it over drearily to herself, llko ono talking in her sloop. Could it bo that all thoso long, dreadful hours were only one dayP How many and ninny tho weeks sho could remember that had not seemed ono half as longl Sometimes somo ono, thinking to comfort or rouso her, suggested that "it was not as though it was hor own child," and per haps it was not; but remembering tho little grave in the grocn shadow of tho Plymouth hills, and tho little face that faded so early from earth, sho said so berly that "hero could bo nodinVroneo sho knetv by experience." Hut sho did not rcmonibor what it was that soft ened the lirst sorrow, and made it, look ing back through tho sanctifying vista of years, seem so much loss bitter than this. Viola was lost; her baby God had taken, and sho was safe. This was tho secret tho secret that makes a living sorrow so much harder to boar than a dead one, always. He had dono It. Ono, two, three days, and so up to a wcok, and tho mystery that shrouded the child's disappunratico remained still unsolved. The shores of tho river had been dragged, but nothing had been dis covered Tho police had taken tho usual measures, but all their search had boon utterly and entirely fruitless. No such child had been seen, e ther alono or in company, on any train, boat or vessel leaving Detroit that morning. Sco soumod to have disappeared as com pletely as if the earth bad opened and swallowed her up, as in their amaze ment tho Andersons almost believed it had. " Wo cannot wait horo much longer, Myra," Mr. Anderson said, uneasily, to his wife; "these hotel bills run up terri bly, and you know we've got barely enough money now to buy tho farm Tom has bargained for. I never did get in debt, and 1 don't like to begin b doing so in a strange placo." "Hut, Hon, it seoms terrible to go on without knowing somethingabout her," slio said sadly. "1 wisli wo. never had started," in terrupted Ralph, impetuously. " I am sure shall never like it out (here, and I don't want to go now nlie Isn't to bo with us," tho frank, boyish face grow ing gnivo and troubled. "It's my opinion that it's no use a waitln' hero. It's a hard thing to say, neighbors, but I don't believe she's any where, alive, now," Hradleo said, his jovial face graver than It ever was bo foio. "Still, if you say so, why we'll wait, if it's all summer. 1 wouldn't vally oory dollar I have got which ain't many, tobo sure goiir into Gor don's pocket, if only thoro was tho slightest chance of hor coniln' back, or our lindin' out anything about her, poor urn.. ir.i. .,!,.' nf.wit" little Huniniln' Bird! There was two or three days more of dreary waiting and susponso, and then the journey, was resumod, Mr. Gordon promising to inform them immediately if anything whatever concerning the lost child canio to light. Tl.u "beautiful West," of which Tom Arnold had written in such glowing terms to his sister, seemed now to that sist or llko some dreadful i'jnus fatuus, growing wilder and more iitful as they shot away from tho city where it htill seemed to her that tho bright littlu faeo. whieli had crept so Into her heart, was yet somewhere hidden. All, how deso late and gloomy looked tho half-broken forest farms, scattered bore and there along tho wa ! What curious, squalid looking huts," with four small panes of glass doing duty for windows, and nev er a shingle or clapboard, or bit of white paint anywhere about them. . And how solemn and lonely looked tho gioat shadowy forests, in their dead, unbroken level; so little like tho airy hills of the East, whore tho loaves toyed with tho clouds, and caught tho sunshine in their green palms. But now and then there glimmered through the trees pretty while villages as they hurried on, and nt last Chicago was reached Chicago, tliu " ieked, if all the newspapers say can bu relied on Hut I am not inclined to believe all its traducers say of it. I remember some vory pleasant things of it, and I belieio there could bu quito a respectable rpnmunl found who have "not bowed the kne unto Baal," even in these degenerate days. Tom Arnold, a littlu older, a little stouter, but still I In old, gonial, truu huartod Tom, grasped their hands tho instant tholr feet touched the platform. "Oil. Hon!" grasping his hand, "and Ned Hradleo, as I live! Well, if this isn't Jolly! Anil Myra, my dear girl," holding hor in his strong arms and kissing tier fondly, "and this is your boy P this groat fellow!" holding Ralph's arm anil looking admiringly at him. "Aren't you delighted to soo your worthy unole, whom, it is said, you aro so fortunate to resemblo in certain lino traits of oharaotorP" ho cried, with n laugh. " Hut where Is tho wonderful littlo exotic you wrote mo such an ox travagant account of, MyraP" ho asked, looking round, and pausing to take breath. "Sho is lost, Tom," Mrs. Andorson answorod, gravely, tho sniilo fading from hor lips. "Not dead!" ho exclaimed, his faco sobering. "Wo do 'not know;" and as tlioy went into tho station she told him the story of Viola's strange disappoarauco. "And that Is why you aro so far bo hind? I linvo boon hero a week, waiting for you, and yesterday I wrote to find out if you had left Massachusetts. I boliovo I was gelling rather nervous. Hut this Is an odd affair! Don't you bo liovo tho child ran away on purposo? You say she didn't like tho idea of comlngi"' " Han nway! our Viola!" cried Ralph, indignantly. " I beg your pardon, my boy, but I hope so, and 1 do noC think it so very improbable, either. It's not very liko ly tho child is dead. Sho would have been found if phc had been. I suppose you woro qulto attached to hor?" ho askod, carelessly. 0, Tom, I loved hor as If she had been my own!" Myra Andorson cried, catching her breath sharply. "Ahl I'm very sorry, girlie," ho said, gently, holding her hand in a Arm, warm grasp. " Hut I am so glad to seo you again that 1 can't took vory sorry, I am afraid. Why, it's twelve years; do you know it? Have T changed very much? Don't bo afraid of hurling my vanity, but tell mo if I look older and di lie rent from what you expected." "No, you have not changed as much as I feared. O, Tom. I coulil never litivo come, it was so hard at the last, if you had not been hero." "You're tho best sister in the world, Myra, and we will bo as happy as clams see, I've not forgotten my native sim iles! - and wo will never bo separated again while God lets us live, my girl," ho said, earnestly. The now homo in the West! How can I make you who are natives understand tho alien's hoart? How can I make you realize the faint homesickness Unit will come, even amid tho fairest scenes and in tho most attractive laud? The new may bo a score of times more lovely, anil you may know that it is much tho best for our interests, bat it. laeks that indefinable somclhimj which tho old held, and it will lack it forevormoro! You may faney you have outgrown and forgotten it, perhaps; but sometime it will start suddenly to life, and moek your fancied d roam of content with its old, vanished sweetness, and tho bleak est and most common-place spot, seen through the lens of years and lovo, will bo touched with lin indescribable glory It is tho old (dinging lovo for ono's nativo land which all feel moro or less. The pleasant rolling prairies of 1 ho now farm contrasted sharply .with tho littlo wooded, sand-girdled homestead in the East. It was a score of times more fortilo, and twice a scoro of times more prohtable, but, alas! the sea never canio tumbling to its edge, nor never a lodge of rock and pine lifted its dun green summit against tho blue of its bunding skies. Hut it was very pleas ant, nevertheless, and the Andersons know tlioy had gained by coming, and resolved to bo content all but Ralph; ho grew more and moro restless all tho long summer through, and longed moro and moro for tho sea as tho days of ab souco increased, and not oven tho charms of his beautiful young cousin could mnko him forget it lor a day. Tom Arnold had, indeed, grown rich in tho West. Ho owned a largo stock farm, but ho lived less than two miles out of Rockford, in a beautiful cottage mansion, built on a fine elevation over looking the pleasant wators of Hock River and tho pretty, picturesque city. Long, sloping offsets of velvety sward swept in slow curves to tho river and the road. A few trees and shrubs care fully disposed, and a narrow lino of gay-colorod ilowors edging tho entire length of the first oil'set, ga"o an air of elegance and brightness to tho whole. altogether, it was as lovely a place as you could ask for, and Tom was not to in blame for fueling just tho least bit the world proud of it. But his special prido was Ids daughter Blanche. Stop a moniont while 1 describe hor to you as she was tho lirst suininor that Wo niado, hor acquaintance. You aro to reniomber that sho is hut fou i teen Mill a child, but easy and graceful as a woman. Slender, tall ami fair might describe hor, but 1 wish to be a little more explicit. First then, she had rare, clear, gray oos, full of shifting lights and shadows, fringed with heavy dark brown lashes, which had a trick of drooping suddenly and veiling tho light or shadows in her oyefl. Her brown hair, soft and faintly waved, fell over her shoulders in luxurious abundance, and set off tho clear, creanvy whiteness of hor complexion charming ly. Sometimes exercise or excitement brought a faint tinge of pale rose to her chook, but ordinarily the vivid crimson in hor lips was the only color in hor faco. Tom Arnold's assertion that she "managed both the house and hlmsolf" was strictly correct. Indeed, it would be very hard to live in the house with Miss- Blanche and not be managed by hor. Tho girl. was a born diplomat, nnd it seemed rather a mistake that she had not been bom to royalty, whore her tal ents might have niado her famous. Yot sho never gave loud orders, or issued any particular commands, or .seemed to rule, but overybody about the house, from its master (by courtesy) down to Billy Doane, the c'horo boy, know that sho did. I think thoro aro somo persons, both men and women, who have tho power of casting a glamour over the oyos of oth ers, and then of leading them whither soever tlioy will, without any Apparent effort. Beauty is a noworful ally, but it is not an indisponsablo one. Thoro is a subtlo power of fascination moro mighty than tho handsomest faco, but when both aro united in tho same person, es pecially if it happons to bo a woman, tho spoil is complete I say "especially a woman," because ovorbody knows tho "superior" woaknoss of men, and tho oaso with which a beautiful or po- lite woman can hoodwink them, when she really sots herself to tliu task. All through the summer and autumn tho Andersons entertained fault hopes of hearing in somo way from tholr lost Viola. The littlo hair trunk, studded with brass nails, with tho solitary M. on tho lid, was put carefully away up stairs, and more than once had Myru Andorsou knelt down beforo it, nnd lifted tho dainty little dresses so llko tho bright littlo crcaturo who had worn them and pressed tho senseless things to her heart and her lips, in a wild passion of sobs and tears. But tho soft ha.o of autumn faded from the faintly-rounded hills and tho silvery river, and winter camu cold, cruel and stern and no word from Gordon had yot come. Thoro had, then, nothing ever been hoard from hor, or ho would Tiavo written, and the spark of liopo burned lower and lower as tho days went by, and they canio after a wiiilo to speak of hor in the tender, awed way wo speak of tho dead. And sp tho days came and went; and by-and-by brightened and lengthened, and tho rivor slipped oil' its silver chain, and tho nrairics grow faintly green in tho sunshine, and April, flushing and weeping, came shyly ovor tho threshold of Time. CIlArTEK v. It was, perhaps, the middle of April when Tom Arnold stopped at his sis tor's ono night on his way homo from a littlo trip ho had been making South to buy cattle. " Rather an odd thing happened to day or rather I should say, yester day," ho said, drawing a letter from his poekct. "I expect you would call it a special Providoneo, Ben, but 1 prefer to wait till I know what it's about bcroro 1 decide. I am not a vory religious man, but 1 have a littlo theory of my own that forbids the idea of saddling all the mis eries of mankind on Providence.' When anything conies along that's un mistakably good, I am willing to admit that He had a hand in it, but I don't hardly believe Ho ordains ovil. But hero is tho letter," tossing a greased, blotted, and sadly soiled onvelopo on the table. Mr. Anderson took it up and carried it to tho west window whoro the sunset light could lull onit his eyes wore jot ting to be a little treacherous. The orig inal poit-mark was altogether indistin guishable from being crossed and re crossed witli other post-marks, and tho onvelopo was fretted and worn on tho edges. " 1 don't know how I happened to go into tho Rock Island Post-ollice, unless 'twas because II always has glori ous cigars with which to regale his friends, of whom 1 have tho happiness to lie ono," Arnold continued, as Bow Andorson drew the letter from the en velope. "Well, what should bo tho first tiling my eyes fell on but iour name heading a list of advertised loiters. I asked II. for tho letter immediately, and ho gave it to mo vory gladly, saying that it had been to tho Dead Letter Ot fiee and been sent back again; had boon sent down to Rockdnle and returned; and ho had an impression it had been to llookiord, but he might bo mistaken. Ho thought it must bo nearly a year since it lirst canio there. The last time it canio back ho put it in a drawer, and hadn't thought of it since, and the "List" which it headed was an old one, which ho had neglected to take down." "Myra," broke in Bon Andorson, sharply, "come here." Slio canio and took tho letter from his hand, glanced at it, and gave a littlo quick cry. "0 Bon it is from Gordon!" and she sank into a ehair, white and tremb ling, tho lottor falling from her nerve less fingers. Ralph sprang forward and caught it before it scarcely touched the Uoor. "Road it," she said, with an eager gesture, but ho had begun almost before slio spoke. "Mu. Andkiiron Dear Sir: I feel as If I must wrlto u word to conjirntuliitc you on tho cutely of tho littlo ulrl wiioso dlsuppenrunun caused us nil bo imieh unoaslucHS imd iilaritv, and you no inuuti pain. Slio canio Imek I lift third day after your depnituro, and 1 put her on board the train tor Michigan City the next moruliifr; and 1 trust slio reaelied you In safe ty Hovoral days ajro. 1 deslrod to wrlto tor you to eoinu Imek for her. but sho declared who wouldn't wait. Uy tho way, I'll trust her to innku hor way through tho world. Sho Is the most liidomltnblo littlu tiling 1 ovor saw u lit tlo compressed tornado. Thero Is a mystery about tho way shu was spirited off, and us to wliuro nhi' litis boon ki pt all this time, and moro than all, tho reason of tho abduction. 1 think sho has been druiwcd hm Uy, for tlicio mo dark lines under tho Hiiibliiy eyes wlileli it Is not natural to seo In a child. She seems, too, to think sho has been away but a dav or two. Hut Hho bus dmibtloHH told you all about It, as well as tho way alio oscaned and found hor uaj Imek horo, and so I will only add that it Kiveo mo moro satistaetlon than i can toll, this happy solution ol your trouble cry truly and bl neoioly yours, "L'HAK. UOItllO.N. "And this was a poor darling!" Mrs. year ago Andorson 0 my cried, sharply. "Who could bo cruel enough to wish' to harm her? O Ben, what shall wo do -is there no way to lind out any thing about her?" " If this Gordon was as careless about tho child as he was about the direction of his letter, sho might have been for warded to Now Zealand!" exclaimed Arnold, impatiently. "But Viola knew whoro wo were coming, and sho would toll that, her self," Airs. Anderson said, quickly. " Yes, 1 supposo so. Hut I don't sco what you aro going to do at this lato day. It's my opinion that somebody has an interest in tho child, and I think you had hotter lot tho whole thitu drop." " 0 Tom! And never know whether sho is living or deadP" Mrs. Anderson cried, in a distressed voice. TO ltU CONTINUUI). Tho common beetle has oyes 2,500 times sharpor than thoso of a man, and yot tho old lion gulps him down soouot or later. Detroit Free 1'resn: RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. Thoro aro sixty Methodist churches in New York City. Instruction infield and garden work is to bo given in tho rural schools of Russia. Fifty out of tho seventy-three stu dents in Jafl'ra College, Ceylon, have renounced paganism for Christianity. Christian Inion. If your son has no brains, do not send him to college. You cannot make a balloon out of a shanty by treating it to a French root. Wiitchal? Time. A religious paper makes the state ment that ono in ovory live persons in tho United States is a member of somo evangelical church, and one in every fifty-six is a Sabbath-school teacher. Tho English Church has established a Christian mission at Gaza, a town which reaches further back than tho call of Abraham. It was on tho way to Gaza that Philip baptized tho eunuch of Ethiopia. The will of the lato Rev. Dr. George Princot Musgrove bequeaths S.'IO.OOO to incoton College, 812,000 to tho Pres byterian Hospital of Pliiladclph a, and $1,000 to the Theological Seminary of Princeton. The authorities of Cornell Univer sity havo negotiated the sale of a large part of tho institution's Western lands, by which about 82,000,000 will bo real ized. A few months ago sales were made to tho amount of 8.)00,000. Tho land undisposed of belonging to the University aro 1SO.O0O acres of pino lands and 50,000 or fiO.OOO acres of farming lands. N. Y. Times. The Baptists aro extending their mission in India and Burmah. Recent ly the following missionaries sailed from Now York: Rev. D. K. Rayl and wife and Rev. E. Chute and wife, who are to reside in Ongoil, India. Row B. P. Cross and wife, Rev. iL. J. Dench flcld and wife, Rev. .1. E. Ca?e, Mrs. M. C. Douglass, Mrs. F. II. Evoleth and Miss Bunn go to Burmah. Christian Union. Some of tho Beliefs that Pertain Table Accidents. to "If euro were not tho wnlto llchlud a follow'a chair. IVhen easy Koliifr sinners Sit down to Itlehmoiul (linnets, Uy .lovo, It would bo nuo! It euro woro not tho wniter lletimd a lollow's chair." Cnro may not bo an agreeable waiter ochiud one's chair or elsewhere, but he, will not spill hot soup down your back nor leavo the print of his thumb on your glass, nor put hisolbows iityoutryos or in any way disturb tho natural icpose of your outward being. There is only ono thing can make a person wretched in both mind and body at onco. That is a pair of tight boots! Then lot tho waiter bo care, ifno wants to, but don't drag in any death's heads at our feast. Let us oat, drink and bo merry, for at a feast where friends aro assembled and tho viands are good ovory sense is gratified, audit is wisd to forgot tho past and tako no thought for tho morrow during tho brief hours it will last. Given that rare and son suous utmosphcro filled with tho heavenly breath of exotic flowers, the odor of dainty cooking, bright witli the sparkle of light rollocted from burnished glass and gloaming china, tho blended sweetness of patchouli and jockey club nnd white rose, tho admiring glances of well dressed men, the Hashing jewels nnd smiles of beautiful women, tho sympathetic glances of social happiness, and tho prido of strength and enjoy ment, and ho would bo worso than a cynic who could find no pleasure in such n picturo! But thoro will bo a death's head at tho feast. It is inevitable. Some one will recall tho fact that it is tho anniversary of tho doatlt of somo friend or acquaintance; or a caro lcss guest will spill the salt and make an allusion to its be ing unlucky; or another will discover that thoro aro thirteen at table and wonder which one will be dead beforo tho year is out. Bad luck to such mala propos people. Is it likely that thirteon would sit down together any whore with out thero boing a possibility that one of the company might die in the course of a year? Table superstitions aro as strong in the best society as among tho ignor ant and unrefined. If ono chances to catch a glimpse of his face in a mirror when ho is eating ho must at onco leave tho table or he will bo unlucky all the year. If two forks tiro taken up instead of a knife and a fork it denotes a wed ding; two spoons, you will bo lucky in lovo. A guost at n dinner was onco so much disturbed at somo discovery ho niado in a slice of bread that he ex cused himself, wont homo and took to his bed. An examination, of the bread which ho had regarded with so much alarm developed tho fact that it had tho ominous words "Rest in peace" plainly imprinted on the crust. It was learned that the baker had a brother who was a tombstone cutter, and ho had navod his oven with somo work that had not boon called for, and so got tho impression of part of an cpitapli on his loaves. No doubt tho guest rocovorod when ho learned tho facts. Thero is a guarded decorum at a fash ionablo dinner which usually prevents guests from making thomscjvos either conspicuous or disagreeablo if they havo a faculty for being eithor; but at a" homo dinner, where thero aro only n fow in vited guests prosont, many absurdities occur. An elderly maiden lady who was dining ont was askod by hor host what part of tho fowl sho proforrod. "Tho bosom, if you please," sho replied with much dignity. A little girl hearing all the girls say tlioy would bo holpod to somo small niece of somo delicacy, carried out tno iiones convietion of nor naturo by ask ing for "a vory largo' piece, if you plotisc." Detroit Post unit Tribune. .,. ' -. .. tfagtMSKUXtttiT