fesr U.C i. "N.".-.', ', s .4aL -. ; . .: & Vrf TV, - . mt Ihhnuihn MdvertiRcr. 5 0. W. FAIRDROTIIER & CO., Pioprltton. AUBURN, "1 i NEBRASKA. IN SIOKNliSS. -All tlio loiif? ilny I Hootn to llont nwny TliroiiKli tho jrrny Jiilsta thnt lililo both son iiml H'Hi: 1 hour tlio plush of waves; 1 feel thHr spray, Anil mill my lout Is ilrlftlnjr further on. Love cannot reach mo- tU-uth nail iilmlit aloito Am with mi', an 1 with ovIir-Uecpoulnt Shinto Curtain tuo round, till darkness thick has rtown helpless Inindi nro strctuhed In vain for aid. Cod has forKOtton; only pnlil has lire, And weakness .stealing sohfimd sense nwny. God has forKOtton, and ntrild ln strife I huur tho unknown sua and foul Hi spray. Faint throiiKh tho unrkneys 9hhio3 n tender lljrlil; Soft lulls a volco LoiuiuoUioIp.but henr: , "Through waters deep thou passest, yet thy Hltfllt -.-( Fullsoim shnll know thy Lord WnVnlwnya near." Drift ns thou wilt, my boat. If. as tho tldo Moio swiftly ebbs and bears theu out to sen, That love unoliniijrliiir may with mo abide, That volco st. 11 sound, that Hunt still load to Thee. Helen CtimplitU, in Our Continent. Copurtuhtcd. YIOLA e 9 011- Thrice Lost in a Struggle for a Name. riY mus. it. n. r.nsox. CHAl'TKH 1. Where Massachusetts llav sweeps to wards the Cape, intrenched in green bills and golden sands, sleeps the good' old town of Plymouth, memorable, as all tho world knows, for boingithe land ing place of the English Puritans moro than two centuries ago. All this, being a matter of history, we pass by, and introduce, without further preamble, the Anderson family. 1 have never seen the ceneiilogical records of the Andersons, and am not sure of their legitimate descent from the Puritan stock. Uu that as it may, they inherit ed their stern virtue and uprightness of life, whether it came by blood, or' by the more subtle inllucnco which per meated tho atmosphere where they lived and died so nobly and purely. Penjainiu Anderson owned a farm of some si.vty acres -very- prolific in -this tles, sweet-fern and pitch-pines. " Hy I the sweat of tbv Jimw sbiilt thou earn I thy bread," adm.a'ed of tho broadest j and most literal, interpretation in bis case. Ho wrought pationtly. early and! late, and thereby succeeded in wrenob-! ing ti comfortable living from tlio un willing soil. The sea befriended him in many ways. It drove away tho frosts ' that looked enviously on bis unripened lields; it washed lavish quantities of i kelp from its gray rocks to enrich tho I sou, and lurnislicd his tablo with an abundance of daint,y fishes. It was, be side, a continual inspiration. Itolling in from far away misty skies, inlinito and illimitable as the thought of Heav en, it sung forever of action, and prog ress, mid victory. The farm house, facing toward tho sea, was backed by a long, low, uiidti-. biting bill, and this again by another, I more abrupt and pronounced, densely set with great spreading pines, looking I like a vast emerald bowlder thrown up I against the pale sapphire of tho skies. I Jiclow were little rifts of green valleys; i roads gloaming like- pale. gold in Che sun; a shallow rii&li-hgrderod brook, brightened by scarlet, cardinals and ' perfumed with meadowod mint; ami be- , yond all, the glare and (lash dud sparkle of the sea. I It was a lovely place this pleasant , littlo farm in the south of Plymouth; bad it not been, the Andersons would have long since listened to tho advice of ' Tom Arnold, Mrs. Anderson's brother, anil sold it. Tom bad been in the West a dozen years or more. He bail grow" rich there, and so was enthusiastic about the country. Jt, is often tlioioaso that Eastern people whO'do:o4'"grow"riOh'in the West, are not particularly enthusi astic about it! Hen Anderson bad long since given up tlio thought of being a rich man, if bo bad ever cherished it, as lie probably bad at some timo in bis life, as nearly every one docs. Ho had grown to bo content with what bo had, and only now and then a loiter from brother Tom" broke up tho calm of bis spirit. As long as Myra was content bo did not care. ut"Myra" was not exactly content, though ho did not know it. Tom's glowing descriptions had fallen into bor heart liko a spark of liro, which, as yet, had only smouldered in darkness and silence. She bad a woman's love for pretty surroundings. Tho baro white Hour, which she scoured thrice a week, was not quite satisfactory, notwithstand ing its spotless whiteness. She bad a vory feminine weakness for soft carpets and "stiitleil" fiirnituro, and as Tom wroto her about bis, how elegant tboy wore, and how much ho cave for them, und so forth, bor own, 'half dozen 'cano seats," and her carpet manu factured by bor own hands from strips of cloth sewn togothor and woven into j a heterogeneous melange of all concoiv- J able colors, grew moro and moro unsat-1 Lsfactory to her. Sbo had a vague idea ; that "tho West" was a sort of Alad din's Lamp, that transmuted poor poo-vi plo into rich ones wiinoui uio suguicsi ceremony. There "was anotbor thing that influ enced bor. Ralph was most fifteen, and :m only child so much hope centers in tbeso only children. Ralph reminded bor of her brother Tom a dozen times a day liorv, daring, ambitious, dialing against the narrowness and poverty that hedged him in, aa Tom bad done. Tom had gone West Ralph declared his in tention of gouig to pan. 77 $vds what tilled Mv m Anderson's honrt with four mm (Ireml. littlo more Yours ntro, whon shu was I tlnn a child, hur father's vessel was driven asboro o .Mduouigt, iih'iyS aim i aptam, tn.ite aim crow, six teen in all. wore, hvallowod ui in tho . woro swallowo rf. long yoaijs boiling .surf. l,o)ig yuai-s of calm ami imei nail .siippoujootwoyn, mil uirougii them all she saw; forovor mu- face, tlio soa-weed langlei in tlio dipping hair, , soo!" And as ho spoke it grew stublon and about the neck whore her arms bad lv dark, and tlio wind "whirled tint rain iwiuiMi so onon mm so' londiv. JiTOtiivranil spray, and great linn uiu nrm 0SI, luipil WOUIU.lOl'gOl 1113 i IQ11VUS WIUUI1 11 11UII Sll'ipil passion for tlio sea, sbo said, sitting trees, against tho glass, til with Joins las. hitter in her hand, out, wluit litlln wils loft mourning some very origin ureams lor waning iigut. her boy. j . Kalph .sat, down by tho Window in si- 1 1 'Mother!" raitgout Sharp and clear, leuco, Wliilo bis molliartjt, vbo table for startling bor froin ha,r pleasant reverie.'! supper. Outside tho storm ami dark She put the letter h sillily into her j ncss increased till tho long line otbeaeh dress and came out mfo'the little porOlu i grow gbaslly and indistinct, and lit f til .1 !.... . . . ,. , ; v uoor came to with a snarp barn ulanir. and t for tho iirst timeislie noticed that it was vorv dark, and tho Wind was blowing in ' nttio sudden "lists that threatened to beeoinu ti "ale. I "I'm coins: un to Mho hill, mother- isn't itsplondidPr Halpli as'od. excited- ( ly, his blue eyes Uarkoning and dilating, "To the hill! Why it rains now, tmd I seo how black it i9, and 0, mercy!" : us exclamation was caused by tho, wind lifting a barrel thnt stodd at the corner of the bouse, and dashing it against the door' with insane fury. " Nonsense! Who is afrliid of a little rain and a pull' of wind? J only wish I was outside wouldn't it bo jolly!" making a telescope of bis hands, and looking off;- - "Ralph!" ' Well, mother!" turning sharply round; "Hccauso my grandfather was uMMwivu, musk i iju u uowiuu ami mm away my eyes every tune a wave comes in?' he asked, petulantly. "I saw in a newspaper tho other dav an account of a man choked to deatli" by eating 'a piece ot meat do vou suppose his de scendants will all forswear meat? Pshaw! I am going up to tho hill; 1 want to seo if tlioro tiro any sails in sight. 1 shall not get shipwrecked up there," he added, dryly, as bo drew on rn old oil jaoket of his father's. . "You are just liko Tom " ' . "Yes, so I have heard," ho inter rupted. " 1 suppose you wish I was liko Rob Thatcher. lie is a nice speci men lie is." "Ralph, Robert wan't to blame if Lulu was drowned. You do wrongly to speak so," sbo replied gravely, but with a little secret thrill of pride at her boy's fearless spirit " Wasn't to blame! Well, if had a sister, and the boat upset that wo were in, do you think I'd run home and wrap my face up in my mother's gown and cry, whihfcsho drowned? That's what ho did, everybody knows, and J gay ho is a miserable coward!" ho cried, with Hashing eyes. "1 only wish I bad been there such a pretty littlo thing as she was! It's a pity it wasn't him the great baby!" and bo Hung himself out of the room too indignant to m.iko more talk about the mutter Tho wind increased momently, and the spray from tho incoming waves hung like a veil along the long reach of dripping sands. A hollow, hungry roar came up and crept away behind tho hills in shuddering echoes. A limb from the great poplar in the yard fell against the windows with; a cnisli just as Ren Anderson drove- up'' to' the barn door. " It's tho hardest- .florin we've '111111 thpso tan your.s.-r!l2 regular old-fa-b-ioneil line gale," be said, coming into tlie kitchen where his wife was trying to coat the fire upifhhnuoy instead of its coming into tho room, as it , hud for the last half hour. "I am so glad you have got home, Hen!" she said, coming and laying her hand on his arm. . He saw bow whho she was, and no ticed the band on bis arm trembled. " What, nerv6iis, 'littlo. wom:iu?"" ho asked, smiling.'" ' " "'" v " I was so afraid the trees would blow over and frighten the boro when you came through tho woods," she replied, with a little hysterical sob. " And tho sea -just bear it!" "7c is iu tlio storm as well as in the calm, Myra," ho said, gravel. Hut peeing how nervous she was lie did not tell bor how near bur fears, had iioniu, to tho truth. A groat plno, stunding close to thi jroad, lmd gone j oyer as ho" camo by,' just eleai'irig his' head, and' grazing the back of tlio wagon. One instant, later and it would have crushed h'm to death, and Mra would have waited in vain for his coming! " Where is Ralph?" be asked, look ing round, a sudden fear that be had gone down the harbor overtaking him. " 1 never saw such a boy tuiloss it was brother Tom. Why, he is rigged up in your old jacket, up on the hill; he would go. tie thinks this is 'splen len-' did this terrible storm and wishos ho was outside!" she added, with a shudder. " Heaven help those who w outside," Mr. Andersotl replied, Miborly. " Do you think there aro any vessels on tho coast?" sbo asked, anxiously. "They bad been looking-oil' with their glasses fron; Colo's Hill for an hour or two when I left town. There was a largo ship just discernible in tho distance. Tho spray was so thick 'twas ne.M, 10 uupo.ssioie to nitiKo her out 1 hope sbo managed to keep out to sea; with this wind driving bor, if sho became unmanageable from any cause, it would bo a hard look." "Father! there's a sail outside, and it's driving in toward the point." Ralph cried, excitedly, opening tlio door, which sent a sudden sheet of Hume and smoke half way across tho room. "Come in, Ralph," Mr. Anderson commanded. " Hut 1 want to go down to the boaoh, father. L" "Come in, T say,!' ho repealed, Btornly. . Ralph hut tho door nibl C:iini sTbvviy tnrotigii tlio porcn iiiio-tuo kitchen, it would nut. do to disnurunl Ida com- mand. he lmd learned tlint thni-ntnrhU. llkmoilior'hnWthl blulVoir," ,ns In 10 called it, but ho novoV tried it with his father. ' 'Vou could not stand on tho leach an instant In thi-T gale, llalpb.'itnd the soruv drives clear un to the windows amis ot green en, i mm mo molt shuUlmr of tlio r.'tiiiillv v. " "i j shadows crcnt shiverimr throiurh the rank March grasses, like, lost spirits wjarchlng for vest. - Suddenly tho dull boom ot a trim broko witliaslow. snl on crash through tho pauses of tluislorm. , hi. father to tlio door. The windfcauglit it from them, and lifted it from its I hingeb in all insUmt. Mr. Anderson th-ow to the inside door us ipiickly as iwnpuspiuiij; hi insiooi, nuu loiioweo p.ossibie, but not beiore the light had ilared mid gone out. leaving them in a ! Bhadowy sort of darkness, that was full oi a dim, urooiung gioom. iMrs.i Aimer .son crept to the window, and listened ". f with her ear against tho pauo. (Jut side, oh tlio bVoad stone stop, Hen Anderson, with Ralph by his side, listened to tho crash, crash of the min Sutu guns that came up through tho tor-' riblo rumblo and roar, sometimes with startling distinctness, and anon caught uji uy uiu uuicu wiiui, aim lusseu "to ami iro tin u ion ouck into tno son, and was lost in its hoarse diapason, The gung suddenly , ceased, and! tho i sky loVeretl'darkly over the moaning sea, and though they waited and listened, no sound save the shock of waves and shriek of winds came up again from tlio stormy east. Tho Iain) was re-lighted, and tlio fati ily sat down to supper with while, grave faces. The simple "grace" which Hen Anderson ,novgr omitted, nail in it a, word of earnest supplication that " He ' who holdoth (lie waves in tlio hollow of His hand would keep those of His children through this hour of terrible peril who wore oast upon their mercy, and if it Was His will, bring them all safely to land." There was a little pretense of oating, but none of them ato moro than three or four mouthfuls, .and with common consent they rose from tlio tabic. "Have the toa-kottlo full of hot wa ter, Myra, and porjiaps you had hotter bring out the blankets, too," said Mr. Anderson, taking down bis lantern. " I am going down lo tho beach, and though 1 think tho ship has gone south of us, it won't do any harm to have things ready." " l on don t thmk she is ashore hero, 1 you, father?" Ralph asked, hastily. " I hope sho is not asboro anywhere, bull didn't liko the sudden way those minute guns stopped. If they can only keep her off an hour longer, till the tide turns. These fierce gales don' I gen erally last long, fortunately." "Can go. lather f" nir. Anderson hesitated, and glanced at his wife. She was while as death. and once or twice the plates she wils re moving from tho tablo slipped from her ndrvous baud. "No, my boy: you could do no good if (sou went, and it is not likely there is t am thing lo do. ."stay wan your mother till 1 come back; I shall only take a look J along the shore;" and be shut the door and went out, Ralph and his mother watching the fitful gleam of the bin-' lorn till a turn in tho path hid it from i siS1!t- , , ,..,,,. .1 Mrs. Anderson finished clearing the ' I.IIIIO, lllJOII UIU U'll-KUUlU UUU J)UI, II Oil the fb'e, and then going to a largo blue chest in tile bedroom, took out a pile of blankets and a roll of flannel, and brought them out and laid them on the (able. Then sho went to the window and looked out; but the rain, which bad in leased since nightfall, beat against tlio glass witli blinding fury, and the sashes creaked and rattled as if some invisible band were seeking to wrench them from their fastenings. i'l'lie moments slipped slowly away; jUie kettle scut ul a little cloud of white mist, and the blankets Jyiug over the chair-hacks were so warm that Mrs. Andwson drew them back once or twice, but Hon Andei'aon euiuo not; and now it was nearly an hour and now a lull hour, and still, though tboy hi rained their eyes to get a glimpse of tho lan tern's pule glimmer, everything was dense, pitchy darkness. "I can stand this thing no longer, .... . .. . ... . ... mother,'' Ralph said, catching up his l'!ll'' " There's trouble, or father would not .stay so long, and l tun going to know what it is, oven if bo punishes mo for it." Mrs. Anderson know it would bo uso loss for her to object, and besides tho suspense was getting too painful to boar much longer. " Ho careful, dear; the waves aro strong and high, and if anything should hapiion to my boy!'' , "O nonsense!" he interrupted, as sho stoojMid and kissed him, " what a coward you would make of mo!" but bo put hie arms about hur neck, nevertheless, and returned the kiss very fondly and ten derly. Willful and impetuous as ho was, the mother know bis heart wits very tender, and genllo, and so she re membered only that, and forgot his faults. Again Myra Anderson waited and listened as the moments went bv with lagging feet Tlio tldo had turned, but i the .storm did not abate, as usual: in deed, to bur excited fancy, it grew wild er every moment. By and by she came back from her post at the window, mid proeeodod to wrap herself for going out Sbo could ondiiru it r.o longer, she thought, as sbo opened tho door and stepped out into the thiuk darknesH and drenching rain. Kven that, (Joroo ii it was. was a relief from tlio dead incubus of suspense and dread which bad boun settling down upon bor for tho last hour. Tho wind caught away her bi oath, it twisted bor skirts about bur limbs. it urovo tuo salt snrav into nor ovos. but still she struggled on staggering, fall ,i!ii ....., .-i... i .... . ' r... n mg two or lliree tunes, but resolute as only a weak, timid woman can bo, when those she loves are in peril. It had been growing steadily upon bor for tlio las-t hour that lieu had boon caught i tho surf, and when sbo saw; far down toward the Point, tho ghostly glimmer of lanterns moving through !ho mist as if carried bv Invisible hands, she was sum Hint- bml found liimtlmv m.n bringing him homo! She gave a little, sharp cry, and init hi'r bantl to bor heart. "Hnlol Well. well, if this ilmi't beat all natur-1 dpchirol" cried u sm. iiriseu voice, and a lantern was so close to her face that its sudden illft blinded bor. "What upon earth nent you tlown hereP It's no place for n woman such a night as this," and Ned llradlco looked, as ho felt, astonished. She could not speak, but catching his arm she nointcd towards the shilre. tiiul tne moving ngnts. "Yes, yes," lie said hastily, "but go home, Mrs. Anderson, you can't do any good, it's too Intel" She dropped his ami ami sped nAvay liko a deer through the blinding slonii of rain and spray. uoodnoss 8aUoI what does all the woman?" lluoxolalmod, gazing after hot uu liiHiaiii ami iiiou Hurrying on. "nil's Anderson! Mrs. Anderson, stop," ho called, making a trumpet of bis hands, and hallooing witli all his might Hut she did not ptui.se nor turn, but, weak, slender woman as'sbo was, kept far in advance of him. The dozen men on tho shore were too busy to notice her approach, but one of them hoard Nod Hradlco's shout, and looked up. Ho look a stop or two for ward, and between the dull glare of tin Hirhts on the shore and the one Hrniller carried, lie caught the outline of u wom an s lonn. bomelliing laminar about it made him pause an instant, then with u bound he sprang up the dripping, setlgj sands and cauglit iter in his arms. "Myra! are you crazy?" ho cried, holding her white, stony face toward the light Hradlee brought up. "0, Hen! and you aro not deadP" she gasped, with a long, shivering sob. "Dead! What nut that into yolu brain?" ho asked, with surprise. "You woro gone so long! mid then all those lnen-rwliat are they hero for?" sbo said slowly, as if just waking from ti dream. llo drow her a littlo closer in his arms and turned her face toward tho sea. About half a mile from tho shore a shir, lay on her sido, the waves washing ovci her, and tossing their foaming spraj high abovo tlio broken masts and hiC tcrcd sails. " We hnvo been trying to savo them, but it was too late; they woro probably exhausted and sank without a struggle poor fellows!" ho said, gravely. " O. thnt wreck why, L had forgot ten!" she said, shivering and turning away from tlio gloomy picture, which was, however, photographed on bet brain indelibly. " Hurra! hurra!" camo up from a point a dozen rods orso to tho south. Some- body was swinging a lantern wildly ovet ami over his head, It's Nod Hradlee," said one of the nien. " I saw him boadiii' that wa a minute or two ago. Can't bo bo's found anybody alive now." Wait hero, Myra; till come back," Anderson said, hastily. A sudden tlioucht, had m-nt tin. blood bunk, with ---j-. .,--. .... ... .- ...... an icy chill to his heart. Ralph had gone down that way nearly a half hour ago, and iu tho excitement lie bad quite for gotten him. Hut be bad full timo lo remember now as ho ran on after his neighbors full timo, because the thoughts of a lifetime sometimes crowd themselves into one little moment's space. Ho remem bered that he luidspokei) .sharply to bim for coming, and bade him get out of the way, tolling him it wjis "a, bpy's, place tit home until tboy were large enough to be of service, instead of being iu the way of men who mirhl do something." O, who in all theiworld could ever fill tho place the little .place --again, tlmt one .slight form had filled. Hut he was getting nearer and near or, but with the feeling one experiences iu nightmare, it seemed as if his feet were lead and ho could not lift them. He hardly dared -turn bis eves toward the Utile circle of friends and neigh bors lest be .should seo tho pity in their faces. ".fust look o1 tlioro, ' T say, neigh bors!" cried Rradlee, "and tell mo if your ever see tlio beat o' that Ye.s, teller citizens, if you want to see a hero, just you look 'at Master Ralph, I say!" Hen Andorsou stopped short mid gazed at the picture, and bis eyes grow suddenly blind; but it was not tlio rain nor-tho spray of tho dashing surf which made them so. And this was tho picture he saw: TO III'. CONTINL'Bl). Hoing called to save tho lifo of a woman who had swallowed poison, a Philadelphia physician refused to write a proscription until bis fee of two dollars bad boon paid. As the money was not forthcoming ho left tho bouse, and she died soon after. A simnlo antidote would have boon enough at that time. but an hour or two afterward, when she was taken to a hospital, it was too lulu. N. V. Sun, i'acts And ifaurti. .," j The cost of the bridge between New York ami Mrooklyn litw already uxcucil cd i?N,W0,O00.-Ay. J. Timtt. ' "' There aro at present fiD.OOO Penh sylvanlaiifl living in Kansas, 107,000 Suckers, 77,000 Hooslers and 011.000 Buckeyes'. FiWllirpJIrlPs dttTrv 'great power' hr". tho United States., J-orty-niuo jiiuvv ones woroopuuodH,ln la7il. .containing. J1JM SU.773 volumes, making a total of .1,8 12 , ptibllu libraries of all classes. Cliittttjd '' iluitrmtl. In the year 1810 wheat sold for twenty-live cents per bushel, while woolen blankets were worth from 10 to $i per pair. Now wheat is worth. i if I. HO, and blankets from 'l lo $10. Drtroit I'ost. In 1802 Kansas planted 2.!)!H1 acres of corn, and sent !Kl,3:rJ bushels to mar ket. In 18fl2 tho acreage of tho Statd in corn is o'J'J, 7!)i acres, and estimates of tho best judgos place tho crop at'JO, 011.810 bushels. A. 1". Sun. in Cicnnany. where there nro no restrictions upon the sale of intoxicating beverages on tho Sabbath day, .12 per cent, of murders and crimes ot violence aro conimltlud on Sunday, and 0:jport cent, on Mituruav aim hiiuuay, tno mio days of the workingintvu. ' All tho lauds in tho State of Texas,, owned and controlled by the Interna tional Railroad Company have been sold to an I'higlisb sviulleulo,' and (beholden, ,, of International lands have been, notiliuil, that their lea-ies will bo annulled at Ibo' ' cud of tho contracts, The hinds amount to 2,000,000 aoros in all. Uriouyo ,, Times. Tho roglntraUoii or lmidlciamctl- ., Honors iu Pennsylvania shows thaC IU round numbers 'there are (!,f00 rugls- tared physicians and HOD who have not registered. Of those registered fi00 aro graduates of colleges of the bogus kind, and 8!l8 are not graduates of iny insti tution, but, are permitted to register bc cause they have been in practice since' 't 187 1. l'iiilmkl)lu(t Vv.w. .John W. Shackelford, of North Carolina, iu n recent speech in Con- i , gross, gave the lollowing items Ironi gleanings of the Census Hiireau, otc. Total working force of the country, esti mated at lo.OOO.QOO, divided thus: En gaged iu agriculture, 7,050,000 (-17 per cent); iu profe-sional and personal ser vice, H.l'OO.OM) (22 per cent): in niau ufacting. mining and mechanical work, SI.HOO.ono (22 percent.); in Irndo and traiispwi.ation, l.UOO.OOO (U per cent).' American Ayriwlinrisl. The cOnsus roporls show that tlioro aro in the United States 1,9-13 establish-' incuts for tho production of agricult ural implements. Of these 221 am in Illinois, 2(io in Now York, 220 In Penn sylvania, irf) in Ohio, 1-UJ iu Michigan., The total capital employed is S02,!lir), 9Q8; amount paid in wages, $ir,-l'.)!), 11-1; Value of timber used, 5,7111, 01(5; value of iron and steel, S18,I21,052; value of other materials. $7,878,202; total, r?SJ2, 091,107. Tho largest number of per-' frons employed during the your was !!), 180. The total value of all product.') was S(iS,'17.',08(;. In 1850 the total product was .(, 12, (ill. Jn 1800 it was' $17,'!87.!l('0. In 1870 So2,0GG,87C (Jln'cuyo Times, m m , , , WIT AM) WISDOM. Dpan Stanley said: "The best rem edy for all evils is lo,look forward." , , , It is more common to make a virtue. of necessity than a 'Motion Trmmrriif. noioasit.y of virtue. , The truo'way to make 'children bo- have is to bohaVo yourself, but many , parents never think of this. j '1 bo general opinion Is that u lady js always a lady; but under a roooiitnil-' ing of tlio Post-olllce Department sho may become a mail-routo messenger or carrier. Lowell Conner. ' ' A gent Ionian -who lives near a cer tain "springs" was asked Whether tlioro woro woodcock in that vfciiiijy. "Tlioro ought to bo plenty," said he, "for I nev er hoard of any body killing any." ' ' The Duke of Kdiiiburg tried lo in-" trodueo tho custom of men' wearing; bracelet", on the loft ami. The custom in followed to some extent in' this country; but the Jewelry js mado of Iron. Jiur liwjlon Jlmiikofii. People needn't wonder ill tho' scar city of good servant girls. The good always die young, any way, if tjiey Tiavo, totaf'o lo lighting the lire Willi 7jrosono to make the proverb Oomo true lioiucli Citizen. ' ' I Recipe for Angels: " Mamma, what makes angels?'" asked a littlo boy, who ' bad been reading of the Heavenly in-' habitants. The niotherglancod out into tlio orchard, and, with a warning look, solemnly replied: " Unripe fruit, my, dear." A'. Y. Com"irrcinl AtivrrUsiiy "That," said Bigglin to his wifo, wbou sbo told him that u new silk drcsH Was necessary for bor health and haji ninu.ss, " is too diaphanous." "Now, Bigglin," sho answered, tartly, "I want you to understand that I am not to bo put down by musical terms. You may cull it a fortissimo or a trombolo, but I'm going to have that dress." A good Connecticut deacon, Josiali Smitli. liaving heard all about tho Now York conlliloneo men who address strangers in tho streets and pretend to know their names and all about thorn, knocked one of thorn down with Ida heavy carpet-bag containing bis Hiblo and heavy boots iu tho Orand Central' depot the other day for saying "Hullo,, Cousin .fosiab." "You can't fool inol", saldtho old man as ho lloored tboyoung; one in skin-tight pants and toothpick shoes. But whon it turned out that tho young man really was his cousin, who had boon sunt to tho depot lo mo-it hinv the old farmer was not so sure that you "can't fool him." JMroit Free I'rtsn. ,"i . "I M I r ft. r i