Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, September 07, 1882, Image 2
0. W, FAinnnOTHEIl k CO,, Proprietor AUHUKN, " S NEBRASKA. THE 0AL1PJVS EXPEMMtiNT. In nnclont lnyn, 11 Cnllph formal it nlnn Knowing ho wan, htuiHelf, n perfect limn 111 iiiiiny virtues to ('rpc(iiMln When lio Hlionlil mnn lo Olid the Ooldoii (Into. TIiIb whs his HC'lioino: Ilo found u liul uti- lllUKIlt, Too yininir, in fnct. to e'er Imvo kI von IlioiiKht To anything morn HerlniiB lliiui limy. Till liul ho took, from nil iniinklnd uwuy, Anil In ii piilucn iilueeil him, 'Houiiil uhotit The 'uiliicu wild 11 wall, iiikI In or out lncl no otto, hiivo thn Oillph and thn unites, Who nctod iih the Herviititn, client hrutetf "nimble to cxprcHH it thoinrlit. Jliu'ii day Thu Caliph with (ho youth for liourH would Htny, And Blrlvo by ovcry incnim ho could dovlao Toniako hlinneir In thu young ciipUxo'h eye. Appear, In nil IIiImrk, wIho and good and irroiif Tho (nilj holm lit to luiltati). In Rliort, n churni-tor ho tried to liulld Just like, lili own. AtlnMt, tho tnak tultlllud, Jin hiotiKliL thu youiiKHiur fin tti, that hu mljtht 800 What tho world's verillot on his work would ho. Tho world declared and lioniMtly liollyvod Tho Onllph had his olf-tet tusk in hli-vod, I'rnnnuuccd hliu and Ills protcuo to ho, In ehiiruutcr, in llko in iica and pun. Not bo tho Caliph. To hi inlud It noomod A failure, most oouuilotn mid utirodoiiiiiod. To tlio old KliiK tho boy appeared, ulusl Unllku hlH teaolior, an Ipluuml iihs. Ilorton Post. I'OI'ULAIl l'HKASKS. G(twkic.Vvam tho Gorman word (jaucli, meaning ii fool Many a Word. 'I'lio following well known' (inoliition (generally lviulurud incorrectly 1b from Waiter Scot I'm "Lord of tlio Isle," canto v., stun.u 18: O! tunny u nhuft at random hoh(, Finds murk tlio arelior tilth) meant, And man a word, lit random Hpokon, May riootho or wound thu heart that's lirnkon. "Excelsior."--Tlio titlo of ono of tlio best known of nil of tlio short poums of tho Into llonry W. Longfollow. That ono word happened to catch his oyo ono ltnlnmn ovo in 18M, on n torn pioco of nowspupor, and straightway his imag ination took tiro at it. Talcing tip a pioco of pnpor which happened to bo tho back of a letter received that day from Charles Stunner, ho crowded it with vorsos. Ah first written down, " Excelsior " dillbiy from tho perfected and published version, but shows urush and glow worthy of its author. Yankee-Doodle. In n curious book on tho " ltoiiml Towers of Jroland," tho origin of tlio term Yankee-Doodle is traced to tlio I'orsian phrasos, Yunki J)oonta, or Inhabitants of tlio Now World. Layurd, in his book on "Nine veh and its Homains," also mentions Yanghi-JJunia as tlio Persian namo of America. Clincher. Something that oflectually Bottles a point or argument. This ap plication of tlio word is said to Imvo arisen from two notorious liars being matched against each other, "I drove n nail through tho moon, oneo," said tho first. "Yes," said tho other, " I remember tho circumstance, and J went around to tho buck and clinched it." Draw It Mild. This term was origin ally used by tho leader of a metropoli tan orchestra to violinists, when ho wished them to play softly: "Come it strong" was another term used by tho Biuno part j', when ho desired tho orches tra to play lolul. Comma to (he Scratch. This was originally a phraso used by boxers. In tho prize ring it was usual to huiko a distinct mark or scratch in tlio turf, di viding tho ring into two equal parts. "To como to the scratch" meant to walk to tho boundary to meet tho an tagonist. J.oot. This word froUontly occurred in tho dispatches detailing tlio plunder ing of Alexandria, during and immedi ately following tlio recent bombardment of tlio forts protecting that city. It is an East Indian word, signifying plun der, robbery, pillage, etc," It was intro duced into tlio English language at tho time of tlio mutiny, 1857-8. Walter Than Gildcrot's Kite Gildo- roy was tho Hobin Ilood of Scottish minstrelsy. Ilo infested tlio Highlands of I'ortshira with his gang, of whom Bovon woro executed in Ul;)8. To re venge the death of his companions Gil- doroy burned several houses, mid at length, after a reward of 1.000 was ollbrod, he was himself captured, and BUllerod, with live ot his followers, for his crimes at Giulowlee, Seothiud, duly, l(i!l3. J ho origin ot tlio saying, "Higher than Glldoroy's Kite," is supposed to have como from an old Scotch poem, in which the oxecutionor is represented as hanging Gildoroy "high above the rest" of his companions: 01 (illilorny situ 'tnild they woro, Thoy bound him mlcklo strong, full Kdenbitrmw Ihoy led him thalr, And on u gallows hung. Thoy hung lilin high ubovutho rest, Ilo was sue tilm a boy; Thalr dyed tho youth, whom I looed bost My hnnilsomo (llldoroy. . llohcmian. The name generally given in Franco to tlio gypsies, from thoir Btipposcd advent Into that country from Bohemia. From this continual appli cation tho term seems to havo found its wav into England and America, and is applied to struggling and obscure lit erary men, artis's, otc. Also (in a truer -enso,) to ono who wanders about without any ostensible moans of llvoli- ilOOII. God Helps Them That Help Themselves. Tills bontonco occurs in UoiijamiiP Franklin's Poor Hlohard." It was niiicli'iisod In the llovolutionury period. It occurs as early as November, 17A5, in an answer uy tlio Aemuiv ot renn- Hvlvnniu to tho'Govoruor, and forms I lie m " MB- motto of Franklin's "Historical He- i. H 11 . .. t I Ik view," 17A0, appearing also in tho body of the work. On an old door in auoleiit Homo was found nu iiiHUiiption wliiuli translated rends. "God hull thum who help tliuni - selves; btit God help thorn caught help ing themselves In hero." xlils sftmowhat oxpressivo warning is frequently seen posted in show cases at tho present time. in ".Jacula i'rudentum," by George Herbert (lJ!M.i2), occurs this line: "Help thyself, and God will lfolp thoe." Selling tlic Skin Before the Hear Ik Caught, An ancient English proverb akin to Mrs. Ghisso's sago advice, "How to cook u hnro: "First catch the haro." Krom the lirst mentioned pro verbcomcslhoterm "bears," applied on 'Change to stock brokers who trallio in visionary funds, while those upon whom such stocks are palmed are called "bulls," most probably in contradis tinction. Tlio practice and tho epithets originated in tlio South Sea stock trans actions in London in 1720. Jlinnblo-picA. diet frequently par taken of by those who Imvo boon great ly humiliated. Tlio origin of tlio pliruso is dorivod from tho fact that in tlio mid dle ages tlio shanks and feet of a buck being called "limbics," were made into a pio for tho retainers or feudal servants. Tallu. A word used to designate a system of reckoning by counting notch es on a stick. Jt is from tlio French taillo. The system is a relio of tlio rude contrivance) for keeping account intro duced into England at tlio period of the Norman conquest. Straight, well seasoned sticks of hazel or willow were employed. This .sum of money was marked on tho side with notches by the cutter of tallies, and likewise inscribed on both sides by tho writer of tlio tallies. Tlio smallest notch signified a penny, a larger one a shilling, ami one still largot a pound; but other notches, increasing successively in breadth, woro made to denote ten, a hundred or a thousand. Tho slick was then cleft through the middle bv the Deputy Chamberlains, with a knife and a mallet, the one por tion being called tlio tally and tho other tlio counter-tally or folium. Cabal. A namo given to a number of persons united to promote their pri vate viows by intrigue. Tho first cabal was Hie celebrated Cabinet Council of Charles J I., and was so called because the initial letters of tlio names of thu live Councilors formed that word, thus: Clifford, ytrlliiKtoti, Jiiickhurlmin, slHliluy, .niidurdiiln. Hawker. A name applied to itiner ant dealers, in London and Now York. It is derived from lioch, a German word for a salesman. In ICnglund it origin ally sigiiiliod ono who carried about hawks lor sale. 'Jrump.- This namo, which custom has given to a winn'ng card, is derived from tlio tciunj'o of tho Italians, and tho triomplie of tho French, both of which mean an advantage card. Gretna Green. A namo given to a place made popular by its being a re sort for runaway couples where the' can bo united in matrimony, thus circum venting tlio law governing marriages in their own State. Tlio namo originated from the fact that the first priest who made a trade of marrying runaway couples resided on tho common or green between Graitnoy and .Springfield, on the borders of Scotland, but removed to the latter place in 1701, whore his suc cessors have since losided. Names of Countries. 'Vim I'liipni cians, who woro a groat commercial people in tlio young (lays of tho world, are thought to have given the present names ot most of the countries around the Mediterranean Sea. The I'lmmieiuu language contained tho words Kuropo, Asia, Africa, Italv, Spain, Gaul, Drit aln, .Etna, Sardinia and .Siberia, as well as many others now used as the names 1 of minor places. Europe, in IMia-nieian, meant "white complexion," and was applied to tlio country north of tho Mediterranean, bocauso tlio natives woro of a lighter ooniploxiontlinn those of Asia or Africa. Atriea signiliod "the land of corn," and Asia meant " tho middle land," being so named bocauso ; it was between Europe and Africa, lt- , aly was tho "country of black pitch;'1 Spain was tlio "land of rabbits;" Gaul, or Franco, tho "land of yellow hair;" lU'ituin, "tlio country of tin;" ilOtna, " tho hinqky furnace; Sardinia, u , mini's foot,1' and Siberia, "thirsty land," because it is ho dry. 0. A'. it has been assured that thoso , letters worn first used bv Andrew .luck- cut iw .in i1ilii-iiiiit win t( .'.ill .tiiiii.l ' rv,i, iviiiii iiuiMitiiiiiiiru ut ... sufc . ivt. Ono of "Old Hickory's friends, liowov er, conies to tho front with tlio declara tion that from close and intimate ac quaintance and connection with .lack son during his whole I'residoncy from 1821) to 18:18, ho knows that Jackson never used such an expression. Ho was a very courteous and gentlemanly person, nnd retained his military liabft of devolving all his epistolary matters upon his Seoretaries; that "0. K." was popular slang of Jackson's day, which was then attributed to David Oroekott. Still another assorts that this peculiar mark of approval was first ollieiaily u-od by a statesman connected with thi) New i. I-... . ..i. . . i.. ..i i oik v. ivy uovuruiueui auoiii ioi), ami tlio introduction was contemporaneous "pipe-laving" as with the invention of "pii a political fine art. The fact is, that l unit her Jackson. CrooknlL nni-tlm nfmc S!lhl-Now York City btatasmaii had auy- tiling to do with its origin. Tho cubit- istio letters aro autheniically traced to Old Keokuk, puoilio Clitof ot thu one and lo Indians, who, when he sold . Iowa to thu United Status Government, .signed the deed with the Initials "O, '. k." Haw His co-ehlef, the llerv Black i, rutuiiud (o sell or bigu away tlio rights of his people to the bountiful land, ami heneo the Black Hawk war. Old Keokuk yourii ago pa-wed on to the happy hunting xiomids of the Grout Ituyoml, but his sljfn itonllnuos to sup- iiy a uuitf-ioil ivaui in win iMigiisii inn . fiiit-K GhU-Jhmacmi. A Herring Census. It is happily nn otisy task to gly.o a tolerably correct idea of the wondorful ubundanco of tho herring. 1$V means of tlio Scottish Fishery Hoard, an ac count is kept and annually published of the quantities of those fish which are cured for sale. It may bo sot down hero, for tho purpose of easy calcula tion, that ono million barrels of herring are being cured every year in Scotland for tho homo and foreign markets, and that each barrel contains eight hundred fish, which gives a total of eight hun dred millions of herrings from tlio Scot tish curing stations, But in addition to the number -cured, it lias been calcu lated that quite as many are In tho course of tho season sola as wliat aro called " fresh herrings," tho wholesale buyers being now enabled by means of the railways to dispatch largo supplies to the great seats of population the mo ment they are caught, and to have thorn in market almost before their sea bloom has begun to fade. If tliu.su lish hoVstl maled as bcing of the value of oidy ono half-penny each, they would yield ntoUil sum of over three millions sterling, hi reality they yield a far larger amount, the barrels of cured lish inSomVscasons bringing as much as from twenty-eight io iiuy Miiuiiigs, iiiiu a cimrge oi inrco half-pence, and .sometimes of two-pence, for it single fresh herring in our largo cities, as all householders know, is not at all uncommon. But it has also been estimated that the number of herrings taken from tho sea by tho lisherinon, miraculous as tho draughls sometimes prove to lie and I myself have personally assisted In drawing a trail of" nets that brought tit one lmul to tho boat over sixty barrels aro but as ii drop in tlio ocean as compared to the destruction caused by other agencies. Tlio dogfish prey extensively upon tho shoals, and the chief food of the codfish is also tho herring. Aquatic birds of many kinds likowiso feed upon these fish, and interesting osti mates havo been mado of tlio quantities annually hup posoil to be devoured, if it bo taken for granted that every codfish having ac cess to tlio herring shoal cats only five of those fisli per diem, it will at oneo bo obvious that tho number which is con sumed will be something enormous. THking it for granted that only livo millions of cod, ling, and hake, in all aro to bo found in our northern seas, they will consume twenty-live millions Pof herrings every day. Tho anuatio birds, and somcof the lislios which in habit tho deep seas other than those of tho Gadidw family, will require for their food as many more; so that in reality tlio hand of man should scarcely bo felt upon the shoals, and yet it has been ably argued, and indeed proved, that in some districts the supply of these lish has fallen off because man has "ovcrlishcd"ttheni! Tho grounds of this argument arc plain enough when it is stated that although the net power now employed in tlio herring fishery is about triple, or even quadruple, and tho num ber of bouts doublo, what they woro snmo sixty years since, the take of herrings lias not been proportionately increased. Good Words. Tho First Casting tf Iron. Cast iron was not in commercial uso before the year 1700, when Abraham Darby, an intelligent mechanic, who had brought some Dutch workmen to establish a brass foundry at Bristol, Eng., conceived the idea that iron might be substituted for brass. This his work men did not succeed in effecting, being probably too much prejudiced in favor of the metal with which thoy woro best acquainted. A Welsh shepherd-boy mimed John Thomas had, some little time previous to this, been received by Abraham Darby into his workshop on tho recommendation of a distant rela tive. While looking on during t lie ex periments of tlio Dutch workmen, ho said to Abraham Darby that lio .saw where thoy had missed it. Ho begged to bo allowed to try; so ho and Abraham Darby remained alone in tho workshop till 'night struggling with tlio refractory metal ami imperfect molds. Tho hours passed on and tlay- l;ght appeared, but neither would leave his task; and just its morning dawned they succeeded in easting an iron pot complete. The boy entered into an agreement with Abraham Darby to servo him and keep tho secret. Ho was enticed by the oll'or of doublo wages to leave his master, but lie continued faith ful; and from 170!) to IH'2'2 tlio family of Thomas were confidential and much valued agents to tho descendants of Abraham Darby. For moro than ono hundred years after the night in which Thomas and his muster succeeded in making an iron casting in a mold of lino sand contained in trnmes uud with air-holes, tho same process was prac ticed and kept secret at Colebrook Dale with plugged keyholes and barred doors. -jcchituye. " What Ails This Heart of Mine," is tho heading of a story that is going I the rounds ot i ho saw his gir the papers, vs o suppose 1 out riding with another follow. There is nothing that makes tho heart got up and pound ribs and carom on tne oilier vital parts, and jump up and down like a eliuriidashor, ami then get tiied and keep so .still on think it lias stopped beating forever, its to noo your girl out riding with another fellow, wo mo told. '.' sbmi. An old aim stnuds near tho depot, In Fair htivet, Kingston, X. Y., wliioli is a favorite building pluco for birds. Morn than twohuudrod newts havo boon unuutud uiuong its bniiRhu thissiMson. uud tho birds nli mu o d Umt with song. It In the Hdmlritlttn of ovcry vlnltor Many go to hn.rtiuriilrqflujf of Urn bird in thu tiicwnliuf. youths' Department. PUPPIES AT PLAY. Itolllnir nnd tumbling about on tho grass, A milpplty. piiapnlty. snarllty mum m HAS Whow, boo thorn ui nuns iitr itiui ycuow iur. run! Horo they ko, thrfro they go dour nic, what "Hit Master Illackfur, cutrh mo It you can," Harks Muster Vellowfur. Ha, hit, my innn, Hlnckfur Is hiding thoro closo by the walk Look out Tor him now whllo you're stopping to talk. Uliink mother Cubby lies hero by tho door, Drowning, no doubt, or tho bright days of yore, When she, with hon own llttlo puppy-dog mate, Itoltcil, tumbled nnd Jumped about, enrly nnd into. Cubby s now ns scduto as n nun, And sometimes wo think sho euros nothing for run. Hut n quick, funny look twhiWod out of her oyo l A moment ago, and I think I know why. Thcio they nro off ngnln; hero thoy nro bnck, Hulpplty, siiupplly,yillowundbluek. () naughty IlluckUii', how could you iIojo Ycllowrur's only u'iiuIkIiImii' 'ou know. And Hlaekio has bitten him right on the car, And now lio "won't play uny moro over hore." ' " " I wondor why boy-plays and puppy-plays too, Kud so olteu In trouble and tears as they do. LhicaijD Addancc. HOW TIIFA'.JIELPLD. THE DEACON. ' - - "Cherries? I should say so! There's po ond U) 'em-j-treos are loaded, and red's a burning-bush. I was by there to-day." It was an intensely, eager voice, and Davy Kent, the .speaker, ended his lit tilo speech with an oxpressivo smack of the lips. ' "He'd never missed tlio few we'd t.akoj would he, iJoys?" 'That was Ned Hogors. It was upon a straw pile be hind Mr. Roger's barii that tho boys woro holding an earnest consultation. "Miss 'onir No, ndt if wo took twice as many as we will." "A bushel will bo enough to treat tho whole crowd, won't it?" "Oil, any amount." "Now seo hero, boys" and Clem Goodrich lifted himself into a sitting posture and knltod his brows thought fully as ho spoke "I think isn't this doesn't it seem a little bit like steal ing? Don't you suppose ho'd give us a few if we woro to ask him? It looks to mo i" But right hero Clom's mild voico was drowned in u roaring, boisterous chorus. "It's not staling, mo boy," said Con O'Brien, with tlio faintest brogue in the world; "it's only helping ourselves to a few cherries, that otherwise might spoil for want o' tho picking, and so bo w.'isted intircly. And if Deacon Gam mon don't know it, lie' 11 bo none the wiser, for lie's got piles and liupo.s nioro'n lie can take care of. Ton to one he'll bo obliged to us for helping him out a little lio isn't a bad old giutlemun at heart, you know. And it's for the fun of it as well us tho ating wo take 'em, that's tlio truth." "So 'tis," echoed a good man of tho boys. As for Clem, ho gazed into Con's serious face doubtfully, yot, it must bo confessed, very willing to be convinced. "I suppose you know best," said lie "you fellows that havo lived here all your lives." " Of course," laughed .Ferry Parker. "Why, my father says he always plants an extra liiclon seed for us boys us well us for the bugs." So thoy reasoned away their doubts and made their plans; and somehow, before the little party broke up, each boy had pretty nearly succeeded in porsuadiug himself that he would bo doing tho J)eecon a favor by helping him make away with a Hindi portion ot his fruit. All tho same, Ned Hogors couldn't resist a little feeling of guilt, not unminglcd with dread, when his father saidiat the lea table that evening: "I wondor what Deacon Gammon thought of that mow of early-cut tim othy? Ho was up to look at it this aft ernoon." Nobody could tell what tlio Deacon thought of tho hay, lor nobody hud seen him. But Ned was thinking that he would give something to know just at what time in tlio afternoon the Deacon came to look at that haymow. That was what ho said to his friends when thoy mot next night all ready for the proposed raid on tho Deacon's cher ries. There were not a few blank faces intliolittlo crowd when ho told his story. "Ilo might havo heard us if ho was thoro when wo wore talking," said Neil, beating a lively tattoo on the bottom of his basket. "I don't say he did", but he might" "Oh, pshaw!" exclaimed Con O'Brien. "The Deacon's deaf a little, and I don't believe lie could hoar what wo woro a-saying. Why didn't you go round, mo hoy, to the straw hapo, and seo if you could hear yourself into tho lar-ru?" A shout wont up at that, which, to bo sure, was cvactlv what Con wanted, sini-e there is nothing better than a jolly-sounding laugh to put a boy on good terms with hunsolf and even bod) else. " It's all right," said ho. "Como on, now, and don't you be afraid o' nothln'." Not a boy among them was afraid' but a gomi many ottliom couldn't Keep their hearts from lluttering in a Miry queer way when tlie came, with their ba-kots and bags, to tlio gap in Deacon Gam mons orchard wall. Tho orchard was near tlio limine and the ohorr.-troe woro souU'irod about among thu upplo 'reos in a liup-hti.urd fashion. The hotuo looked dark and still. "It's lust a I told Mm," whispered foil OMirlcn, triumphantly. "The Deacon uud his wile liavw youg to jimycr-muliug, nnd tho coast Ts iilcttr Kali for we! Look at m. in boys!' Tlwy did nunc than look at the trrwit, delloloiiM, clutorlna' cherries haiiyiiiK from bough which Iwlit low vlown with thwlr wuijfht. Thoy pulled thom by handfuls, and bags and baskets woro rapidly filled. 'But there don't' look to bo any less ,'n there was when wo begun," said 'Con, with a merry chuckle. "Now, boys, isn't this n big help to tho old giutlemun? He'd nivor got away with em alone, sure." Thoro was no sdutid excopt the voices of tho frogs in the marsh under the hill while tho work wont briskly on. It was when tho boys woro nearly ready to leave that thoy heard a voico In tho direction of tho Deacon's domicilo: "I don't know, but I'll walk out and ace." " It's otild Mrs. Gammon horsolf I" sounded Con's excited whisper. "Go ior the gup, mo boys, and don't spill your cherries over. Go, now!" Thoy were all only too ready to oboy. Away they skurricd, with long lonps, llko frightened rubbits, through the orchard grass to tho break in tho wall. But thoy did'not go beyond it Up rose tlio Deacon on tho other side, as cool so Jerry Barker afterward suid us a frozon cucuinbor. ' "Good-evening, boys," said ho. Ilo took off his hat as he spoko, and by the light of tlio moon the boys could seo that lio was making a desperate cllortto keep his ftico straight. "Now I'm Hold on there! Stop.'" For Con and Iko Harris hud started to run. Thoy stopped, however. There was nothing else to do when tho Deacon spoko in that way, and they know it, " Let's see," said tlio Deacon, reach ing toward Ned Hogors' basket, which was forthwith handed over to him with great alacrity 'let's seo how many you've got." Ho examined every boy's load in turn carefully and in siionco, and all tho while the boys looked into eaeli other's faces without speaking. Oh! if tlio moon would but go Under a cloud! "When tlio Deacon had finished his inspection, lio spoke again, kindly, and with a pleasant smile: "Now, boys, I'm much obliged to yo. I've laid out to go to town with a load o' truck to-morrow, nn'J I was won dcrin' how I'd get my cherries picked. I'm reoly obliged to ye, and I'll bo moro so if yo'll carry 'em to the house for me." Not a boy felt like disobeying. Not ono but silently picked up his burden of cherries and marched along before tho Deacon to the houso and into tlio jporch. "Set 'em right down here," directed Deacon Gammon, cheerily, "an' I'll seo to 'em 'fore long. Now, boys, ye'vo worked cousider'ulo hard, an' you want some, supper. Como in an' havo some cherry pio an' cheese." Every boy's face said he would rather die, and there was a. sound of murmured negatives. "Yes you will," said tlio Deacon; "You've worked well, an' deserve your supper. Higlit into tho kitchen now, right in! Mothor's u-wuitin' foryo." So she was kind, motherly Mrs. Gammon. And there was a tab!o loaded with goodies waiting for them, too sandwiches, and pluin-cake, and cherry pio, and cherry tarts, ami cherries cherries every where. "Good-evening," said Mrs. Gammon, beaming upon the boys. "Take some chairs," ordered the Deacon, behind them; " and sot right up and havo sonic cherry pio and seen." The boys wondered whethor they were awake or dreaming as thoy filed shamefacedly past Mrs. Gammon, hats in hand, and took seats at the well spread table. "Now help yourselves," said tho Dea con's wife. And eacli boy in his heart wondeied if sho knew, and hoped sho didn't. But they helped themohes readily euongh; and at length, between tlio Doacon's funny stories and tlio deli cious cherry pie, 'they came as near to enjoying themselves as was possible un der tlio eirpumslavces. "You ain't cat scarcely anything," said tlio Deacon, when tlio boys fin ished their meal. "Havo some cherries? No cherries? Ho! ho! lio!" " Now, father!" expostulated his wife, mildly; and then the bo) s bidi' she knew. " I don't s'poso I'd ought to," said tlio Deacon; and he walked to tho head of tlio table, and stood thoro looking down at his young guests with a queer littlo smile. "1 ain't much of aspeeclt ifier," said lio, "but I want to ask you boys a question. Which would yo rath er bo, when ye got ready to tako your futhors' places, honest men or rogues?" Evory boy caught his breath". The old eight-day clock in tlio corner ticked painfully loud. "Tho niiin'll bo nigh about tho samo as tlio boy," wont on tho Deacon. " Now which 11 you be, boys, rogues or honest men?" "Hon honest ' men," cried Con O'Hrien. Later on ho said ho couldn't help it, with tho Deacon looking at him, and the Deacon's wife wiping her glasses in that anious way; but lie meant it all the same. And thoy all followed his lead, as thoy over.did, every boy. "That's right," said Deacon Gam mon "that'll just right; and wo won't say another word about it." "No, don't," .slid his wife. But, after all, it was Con O'Mrion who said tho right thing in the right place, as ho Picked uplii.s basket, which wasn't entirely empty, in tlio poroh. , ',' V jjyijoyui- yju.uLaiii holp about picking your cherries, Detteou Gain-' mou, call on in," sidd ho. "We'll bo uro to come when you hutfor us, uud we won't come before, honest Injun!" "Thufs right." said the Deueou ' tlllllV i-tirlil ' then hhVyrf k'vlnlilod, w tho bovs filed out into the night. "Kdwmd." suid uti N.hI Hogors, '.ten vur faih- fit' thtUV thu Iww mowof timothy I ever "U'n jiwtthr v'-V 1 Uwihjht," orlod tho boys, whim tltoy gut cut of thn Dm uon'a Iwnrliig, "Jiwi ojcaolly." Hr Ittf i Ywing Fvojtle, ,S