Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, June 15, 1882, Image 2
FACTS AXDJHUUIIKS. Tlio city of Boston consumes an av erage of 4,u20,200 pillions of water daily, from its Coohitunto and Sudbury resor voirs. i Thcro aro 9.000 saloons In New York. If plneil sldo by side in a direct lino they would extend a distance of forty-live, miles. In the I'ineato district, San Bornar dino County, California, the .San Jacinto mine Is said to bo producing from $8,000 to 10,000 worth of gold per month. During thoyear 18S1 1,700 locomo tives were made in the United States at eleven establishments, the greatest number at any one place being 65 1. Detroit Post. Thore have been Bold of "Apple ton's Cyclopa'dhi" !ll,'222scts, or 1, foi, JMO volumes, or, adding the 'Annual Cyclopaedia," 1,722,750 volumes. Chi cago Journal. The Chineso of San Frnnoisco pay nbout $60,000 annually in licenses, while it costs the city $100,000 n year to maintain the law in the Chinese quarter. Chicago Times. For lighting the now residenco of Mr. W. II. Vanderbilt. it is Hinted that there aro 2.00 i gas-burners, supplied by jibnut 15,000 feet, or nearly three miles, of pipe. A' J'. Hun. Tlio total length of fencing in the Unitud States is upward of (5,000,000 miles, and the cost over two thousand million dollars. Cost of fencing during the Inst census year was nearly $71), 000,000. Tlio North German Gazette com plains of the gnzzlory of its country men. It fixes the amount paid for her uml brandy in Germany in the last eight years at $1,800,000,001), of which 1, tiOO.000,000 went for beer. A cattle-dealer informs tho Salt Lake Tribune that ho has .shipped 2,fi00 liead of bcof cattle from Utah to East ern markets during tho past year. Ho nays Utah furnishes '10,000 head of beef cattle to Eastern markets every year, and cattle-raisers have realized about Vlfi per head. Land in tho moro common streets of New York is worth $'250,000 to $.''.rD, 000 per aero; in tho best, part of Broad way it is $'2,000,000 per acre, and tlio tier no Broad corner of Wall and streets, tho most valuable corner on tho Continent, was rocentlv sold at tho rate of 14,000, 000 per acre. N. Y. Timet. As an illustration of activity in min ing and railroad enterprises on tho Pa cilio coast, tho fact is cited that the sales of giant powder in San Francisco, dar ing the month of April, reached nearly 700,000 pounds, tho largest since the works were established. Heavy ship ments have been made for the Canadian I'acilio and North Pacllic Kailroads, whom blasting on a vast scale is re quired in tho work of construction. It is presumed that tho manufacture arid pale of other high explosives has been just as groat. m WIT AND WISDOM. Whon is it lady's arm not a lady's urmP When it's a little bare (bear.) The troublo and worry and wear and tear that comes from hating people makes hating unprofitable. Tho best way to discipline one's heart, against scnudal is to beliovo all 8torios false which ought not to bo true Logio is logic, and it does not fol low that Noah brewed beer in the ark because tho kangaroo wont on board with hops. It Is really very little uso teaching a future great man penmanship. When ho gets to man's estate he is sure to write as if ho were drawing a design for a cobweb factory. N. Y. Commercial. An old yellow ilojr In Colojrno, ltnn nwiiy with an old wutiiun s Ikkiio; Hut tho wrathful olil crtnrno lilt ti I in twleo with a Moki'o, And It was ilruiulfultohourttioitnir RmRiio. tiiHOitton iiaxehtvt. At the extinguishment of onoin tho night out-broken tire comes a iircman Tcmarkably too late. Tho Command ant stands him about it to a speech. Fireman "1 could not before come, ivs I so far from tho tiro location distnut live." Commandant "Thon must you next time nearer move!" Flictcnde Mhtltcr. An English turfman visiting Mount 'Vernon engaged in conversation with a native, and, alter a tow preliminary re marks, obsorved: "1 daro say Mr., Washington didn't caro much for 'orscs. You cawn't tell mo, I suppose, if ho was ever a 'orse-brenker?" Tho Virginian eyed him a fow seconds doubtfully, and then answered: "I -ain't much on history, but to tho best of my recollection tho General was a lion, tamer," Danbury News. A country clergyman had boon ralsod to tho "dignity of rural dean. 'When before tho Bishop ho complained of not receiving any extra title plain reverend did not seem sullicient for his now dignity. "The Bishop," ho said, was called right reverend; a dean very reverend. Why had not tho rural dean also somo prefix?" "Well," ro turnod his lordship, "I don't know -what It cau bo unlc.s it bo 'rather rov ereiid.'" Detroit Post. A nice-looking young man, who seated himself iu a well-filled North Side car, hold in between his jeweled fingers tho stump of a cigar, giving out its 'dying fumes. They aro not a pleas ant odor, oven to old smokers, and in this caso wore specially vicious. Uno bright littlo miss, a dozen years old, Bauclly remarked, so as to bo heard: If ho will throw it away, I will pick Jiim up a longer stump as soon as wo .get up to tho jmrk." It was not long boforo tliat'yoimg mnn went to tho front jjlatform to sco a man. Chicago Inter-Occam' lie liaised on Ore ii ml. nn Acre of A New York gentleman uVng plonty of manure and water 'rules,tho nspnrn gtH, pens; corn and other vegetables needed in n family of seven, also tho summer keep of two tows, and hay, and manglowiir.les enough to winter them, all on one acre of land. If tho matter of providing fresh family vegetables and feed for tho entire yetir'enti bo accom plished on one acre of good ground Judiciously worked, tho cultivation of acre farms in the suburban surroundings of largo cities must eventually become (piito popular". It cannot bo claimed that even man who owns an acre has sullicient knowledge of farming or gar dening to enable him to successfully carry on a Hindi tr small farm, but there is no reason why, through tho mod Urn of standard works upon these subje ts, and the oxerobo of good judgment, every person wl o lives in tho suburbs should not measurably succeed. It is a positive pleasure to attend to a small garden patch, and oven business-men nave time enough at least to superintend tho laying out and planting of such plots of ground. Tho knowledge that upon their own place thoy aro assured of fresh vegetables, and plenty of them, is a great satisfaction. Such a garden ndds to the health and comfort of tho family, and possesses tho additional recommendation of increased beauty. If it is possible to attain success upon nn acre farm amid the rocks and creeks of Central Now York, it would certainly seem that an equal degree of success would follow to "aero farmers" upon tho prolilic rich soil of Illinois. In tlio im mediate vicinity of Chicago, a largo number of family gardens devoted to raising vegetables havo been started this spring, and there is apparently a mania existing for this particular branch of work. A lino llower garden is a "thing of beauty and a joy forever," but attached to the vegetable garden is tlio fact that a return in dollars and cents is certain to follow intelligent ollbrt. Chicago Tribune. The Salamander. Wo havo always considered tho popu lar nn thic.il legend or delusion, in re gard to the salamander's being able to go through the lire unscathed, as one of the most preposterous mythical delu sions. A Western gentleman, however, whom we know to be reliable, recently related to us a story In relation to the lizards of Nevada, which would seem to conlirm tho possibility of their enduring intense heat for a short time, at least. The black lizards of tho sage-brush State aro very easily domesticatod, harmless, social and' intelligent. This gentleman hail several pet lizards, ono of which lived near a furnace where ho burnt retorts or molds for silver bull ion. Tho work required a very hot lire, which ho made open at each end. The lizard would sit on tho tree near by, watching him. His dog would fre quently chase tho lizard if it ventured to the ground, and compel it to take to the tree again. Frequently, however, tho lizard, apparently for tho sport of the thing alone, would dash down off the tree aud induce tho dog to givo it a sharp race, when it would run right through the furnace, coming out tho other end liko a Hash, unscathed, wliilo tho dog in his eagerness would bo burned at the lire before ho could stop. This would bo a daily occurrence, nnd tho lizard actually seemed to enjoy tho joko on tho dog. Tho time thnt the Ux or salamander was in tho lire was very short, and it doubUoss could not havo remained there a very great length of time; but tho fact of its not fearing tho lire is sullicient to have given rise to tho idea of the lire-proof salamander. Phil adelphia Saturday Night. Longfellow's Autographs. Longfellow's courtesy was as unfailing as tho demands' upon it wore numerous and pressing. Very few imagine what a tax it is upon tho time of our moro prominent authors simply to write tho autographs which are requested of them. Ho almost Invariably complied with such requests, whon made in a proper manner, wearisome as it must often havo been to do so. Not long sineo ho had a lettor from a Western boy, who sent his name, desiring him to translate it into every language ho know, and send it baok to him with his autqgraph! Tho poot was much amused nt tho roquost, but it is doubtful whether ho found timo to gratify that boy. Still another iucldont rolated of him is that ho was ono day walking in a garden with a littlo live-years maiden who was fond of poetry and occasional ly "made up some" herself. "1, too, am fond of poetry," ho said to her. "Suppose you give mo a littlo of yours this boautiful morning? ' "Think," cried he. afterward. to a friend, throwing up his hands, his eyes sparkling with merriment "think what her answer was! Sho said: "Oh, Mr. Longlellow, it doesn't always coma when you want it!' Ah mo how true, how truol" Lucy Larcom, in St. Nich olas. There is a smart Kentucky dog whoso owner can tell by her bark what kind of animal sho is after. Tho other day ho heard her and bet live dol lars sho had treed a male fox squir rel. Tlio hot was takon anil tho crowd sot out after the dog. They camo up with her; sho stood yolping at a rattlo snake. " 1 want my live dollars," says tho man. "Hold on!" says tho owner of tho dog. "We'll kill' tho snako, first." And thoy did It. And when thoy had cut tho snako in two out popped a malo fox squirrel which tlio snako had swallowed. Tho man sllont lv handed tho dog's owner a live-dollar bill. Wlmt Can If I Hml." "Iflhnd a million," savs the sad eved voting man who works mighty hard to create a la do dnhlmprcsTion,l "I would bojtie most sougliU-for young man in this section. I would hhvt&yil) tho belles ofjthe town anxious for m smile, and l would marry tho prettiest jlirl in seven eotiniic- and live a lilo of noetic, though innn liccnt. simplicity." But, bless his little tender heart, if he had a million he would be captured by tho boldest, rod-hcadodest freoklede.s't girl in the neighborhood who would boss his entire household, and he would feci, as cheap as though ho wasn't worth a cent, 7 "If I had a million," says the shop girl, as she plods along with her lunch basket and tries to loiik pretty with her imitations of style. "I would loll iu my carriage, I would drcs in silks nnd seal skins and have the sweetest millinery and the loveliest pug dog. nnd the man whom I would marry would have to be great iu intellect nnd power to match my fortune." But, bless tho little frizzed bangs that decorate her pimpled brow, if sho had a million some sharper would captivate hei. invest her money in "wild cats" and in less than three oars sho would In' running a millinery foundry under a French nom deplume. "11 I had a million," says tho Hy young man with tight trousers and wa-hbowl hat, ."I'll got tho nobbiest turnout to be had for money. I'd put a crest on the panel, and I'd hae a coachman in livery with his eyebrows all pulled out and his face as smooth as a pane ol glass, and I'd cut tho biggest swell in those purls." But the lirst thiirg ho'd do would bo to start in on the wine supper racket, tlio next, go on the street in future, the next, cards, then the next, the pistol; nine chances out of ten. "If I had a million," says. Hie plod ding, weary workingnian, " I would have the linest lioue in town, filled with upholstered furniture, boautiful carpets, cottly paint'ngs ami all the luxuries. Then I could bring up my family as I wish to." Deluded man! Does ho realize thnt if he had a million nnd his nice house thnt the chances aro it would bo a museum of bad taste in tho lire rod plushes and gaudy works of art. that his children, instead of Jearning inde pendence and thrift from tho necessi ties of tha-,0 surroundings, would drift to an inane and profitless manhood, and after tho mainstay of tho house had pasedon!to that other "golden realm,',' would fritter his millions out and scatter the dollars like the leaves of the forest, never to be gathered by kith or km of his? " if 1 find a million, siys the young mechanic jiiit out of his apprenticeship, " I'd go into manufacturing on a largo scale. I'd double my money in live years. I'd avoid all the mistakes of this man and thnt man I can see just how to do It." Fool, if he wants to go into business, let him remember that from small beginnings almost every great es tablishment within his knowledge has f'rown. If he had n million, ho'd very ikely make an , assignment just about tho time ho expects he would havo doubled his money; but if he starts in slow, and goes careful, the doubling of his small capital will occur at regular intervals, nnd ho may retire with a million. " If I had a million," says the enthu siastic joung man who is overloaded with ideas, " I'd start a newspaper ." Hold on, young man! The millionaires of New York, somo of thorn, have news papors ami people will not-take tho trouble to read themj much less to give heed to their editorial sentiments New Haven ltujistcr. What He Would I)o. It was in the sinokingcar on the New York Central. There va- one chap who was blustering a great deal and telling of how many duels he had fought, aud ouluml nun sat a small man reading a ! maga.ine. " birl" said the big man, as he wheeled around, " what w'ould you do if chal lenged?" " Ilofuse," was tho quiet reply. "Ah! 1 thought as much. Refuse nnd be branded a coward! What if a gentleman oll'ercd you the choice of n duel or a public hoiewhipping then what!" " I'd take tho whipping." "Ah 1 thought so thought so from the looks of you. Suppose, sir, you had foully, slandereil me?" "I never shindc." " Then, sir. suppose I had coolly and deliberately insulted you; what would you do?" "I'd rise up this way, put down my book this way. ami reach over liko this and take hint by thee nose-as I take you, and givo it a thrco-quartor twist just so!" When the littlo man lot go of the big man's nose, the man with the w bite hat on began to crouch down to get away from bullets, but there was no shooting. 'I ho big man turned red then pale then looked the littlo man over and re marked: " Certainly of course that's it ex actly!" Ami then conversation turned on tho general prosperity of the 'country. De troit Free Press. China, it is said, is inaugurating a system of railways which will give em ployment at homo to the class tliat now seeks it in America. Wheat culture is being extended and Hour mills intro duced to mako thorn independent of California, and textile factories are al ready successfully working. Mining is now'bem developed under competent engineers. Shipbuilding Is being c pauded, nnd a beginning is mado in agricultural implements. Shoos and all kinds of clothing thoy can mako' iu China and supply their California customers at round profits, Christian Union. RELIGIOUS AjSl) LMjUC AT10XAL. printing hnsKheen introduced ns n studv into tho high school of Snn Jose, Cnl. , b ! -4a Chinaman, dving'of consumption in Chicago, erected' an altar in his laun dry, nnd worked before It, with his face to the oast, as long its' he was able to wash nt all. Forty thousand dollars, tho full amount needed, has been contributed to endow a professorship in Syracuse Uni versity in memory of tlio Into William Pcnn Abbott. -I 'licit (A. Y.) Herald. The Professorship of Anatomy in tho Harvard Medical School' has 'had but three incumbents in the century of Its existence Dr. John Warren, Dr. John Collins Warren and Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes. While preaching from the text: f'Hogivcth His beloved sloop," , a To ledo minister stopped in tho. middle, of nis sermon, gaed upon his sleeping auditors and wild " Brethren, it is hard to realize (ho wondrous, unbounded lovo the Lord appears to have for n .good portion of tins congregation." ToMo liladc. The new pay roll which the Board of Education of Brooklyn will probably adopt makes an incrotiio in. the pay of some principals. The Principal, of" the Central Grammar-School will receive $'','100; twenty-six others will receive ,'1,000. If this schedule is adopted tho pnv of teachers in the public schools of "the city will amount to 8D,742, of which the Statu will apportion 82G0, M'J. 66. and the city $570, '202. -14'. Brook lyn Eutle. Bishop Moore made tho annual address before tlio Conference of the M. K. Zion Church, at Poughkcopsio, N Y., recently. Tho prospects of colored Methodism were never brighter, the Church hnving a membership of 11,000,-' 000, soattcredin nearly every State and Territory, Cnnndn, Liberia nnd the In dian Islands. There are twenty-two Annual Conferences presided over by six Bishops, and church property to tho amount of 10,000,00'), and a recently established institution of learning in North Carolina. Chicugo Tribune. President Eliot, of Harvard, has that lat best gift of man tact. At ono time his students dooloped an un pleasant liking for sitting in largo num bers upon tho fence that surrounds tho college yard. Tho ProMilont, not do siring such a thing to become a custom, was at a loss how best to break up this practice At last, ono oven ng, ns ho was walking alonir the sidewalk, nnd tho students were sitting on tho fence singing, etc., tho President said: "Gen tlemen, allow mo to congratulate you on hnving adopted the Yale custom." He was never troubled afterward by students sitting on- tho fence. Chicago Journal. ' i m i Mattings. To all persons who contemplate fur nishing a house, and who desire to unite saving of money with saving of labor, I will make u suggestion. Nothing iu my experience of housekeeping has given me more real satisfaction tnan the mat tings on all my second-story rooms. Beautiful matting can be purchased for fifty cents a yard, ndd its advantages over carpets are legion. If wo consider health of paramount importance, as we should do in these days of 'invalid women, then we ca.mot hesitate a mo ment in our choice between carpet and matting for a sleeping-room; while a carpet attracts the dust and stores up an endless amount of it. to be circulated j through the nir at nil times, a closelv ' woven matting retains none of it; tho I dust collects, to bo sure, as it always ' will in all places, but with scarcely any expenditure of strength can bo swout I oil' easily and quietly, without flying nbont nnd covering the furniture. Gentlc eWuicnt sweeping is a rare gift wining servants; iney usuany scrape the carpel almost in pieces, and raise clouds of dirt, part of which settles again in the room.. Carpets attract something still worso than dust; tho insidious moth is n bete noir to housekeeper;; its favorite lurk ing places aro around tho edges of tho carpels, and especially under pieces of furniture, where unseen ami unsuspect ed by tlio novitiate housewife it com mitts gripvpus depredations. My mat tings, were put down in the spring; through the summer thoy were cool looking aud grateful; in the fall I was spared the terrible tearing up of rooms anil shaking of carpets; only had mv mattings wiped off with a clean cloth and water, when thoy hnd tho fragrance of new-mown hay. Somo warm-looking rugs and mats thrown down gave a cozy, comfortable look to tho rooms. In tho following spring when tho mattings wore taken up 1 was amazed to see that no dirt at all had worked through them; the floors were us clean ns though lately swept Bare floors with rugs aro handsome, but an exceeding great care;, the pol ished boards, get scratched in spite bf tho greatest care, and moreover show every particle of dust Consider for a moment, all weary housekeepers, in how many ways mat tings could diminish your cares, and you must certainly agree with mo in as serting that they "aro the most desirable covering for tlio floors of sleeping xpartments. Even one of tho prettiest parlors I know has a matting upon tho lloor. In winter a large Turkish nig of genial, warm colors covers all the contor of tho room; tho heavy red drapery of tho windows is drawn far back so "that tho sun streams in and brightens the wicker chairs with their comfortablo cushions. Ono cannot enter tlio room without fooling that an artist's brain has conceived and an artist's hand ar ranged such beauty. Cor. Our Continent. An Unnnttirnl Condition. The fnrmer or stockman who has entY tic to toll kriows that theio is an appar ently astonishing disproportion between wluu he receives for his cattle and the price asked the consumer for beef at this time. In fact ho finds it more dtlll cult to ell'cct satisfactory sales in Chica go than ho docs sometimes when tho butchers nre charging a considerable less price for ments, nnd if ho does not happen to know what the trouble is, tho situation is nn enigma to him. Tho truth is that the supply of cattle exceeds the demand. But then arises the Inquiry, if that is true, how happens it that tho retail prices arc so high? Wo will ex plain. Probably the scarcity of grain had some influence in raising prices at the beginning, but it is slated that tho rise was principally because of a corner. At nil events beef nt retnil begun to leap tip hi prico until people to a largo extent 'stopped buying beef, and tho consump tion lias boon steadily falling oft, and is still continuing to fall on". This being the caso, the retailors havo stopped bming, except in a comparatively small way, and tho butchers havo quit slaughtering to nn extent that makes the supply inadequate to even the coni parathely light demand. So with com paratively plenty of cattle in the coun try,' for which tho producer cannot get ' what he ought to get, the consumer is compelled to pay almost famine prices for his beef. It"is said by the dealers that tho trade Is almost wholly in mut ton and pork. It is a shame "that this largo prico which beef is commanding cannot in somo way bo divided up be tween the producer and consumer to the benefit of each. How far specula tion may have operated to produce this result, wo do not know, but, as beforo stated, it is said that tho fault lies scarcely anywhere else. If so and if it is not true in tin's instance, it is true with other food products very often it is a sad commentary upon our civiliza tion. If there is no way to prevent in dividuals and boards of trade from using the products of our farms as tho basis of gambling operations, to the detriment of the .farmer and to tho injury of the consumer, there is something radically wrong in what wo call civilized life, anil the rules and laws which it orig inates. It will not bo claimed that a man or sot of men have the right to carry on a business by the side of other men's property that would injure tho latter. Tho enjoyment of any rights which we have is conditioned upon it being harmless to our neighbor. This is the theory of civilized government Yet men aro permitted to make a cor ner on grain or moat, which is ah inju ry to everj' producer, or to tho majority of producers, in the end at least, and to every consumer. It is simply getting .money at the expense of somebody else, nothing moro or less. And what tho .difference ia between that and settings up a disreputable business next door to another man's residence, we cannot see. The number of really good cattloiis smnll, the price of corn being so high that nothing can be made feeding it. As most of the best cattle, however, always go East, Western markets are no worse olf, or at least not much, on that account. ' The usual stock from which Western markets aro supplied is plenty. Western Jiural. AYIipio nnd How to Apply Fertilizers. It is often difficult to decide for barn-yard or stable manures, or for any artificial fertilizer whether to put it in the hill or broadcast it; and whether to apply it on the surface, or bur) it deeply. Hero, is a hint or two. If not strongenough to injure the firt tondor roots, a littlo manure near at hand gives tlio plant a good send off, liko nourishing food to tho young calf or other animal; the aftergrowth is much better if the young nnimnl or plant is not dwarfed by imperfect and insufficient diet. Therefore, drilling in nocuous, hand fertilizers in with tho seed is useful, as is putting some well rotted manure or leached ashes into hills of corn, potatoes, indeed with all planted seeds. But there are good rea sons for distributing most of the ma nures or fertilizers till through the soil, and as deeply as tho plant roots can possibly penetrate. The growth and vigor of all plants or crops depend chiefly upon a good supply of strong roots that stretch out tar, and thus gather food over tho widest extent of soil. If a flourishing stalk of corn, grain or grass bo carefully washed, so lis to leave all its roots or rootlets at tached, there will be found a wonderful mass of hundreds and even thousands of roots to tiny plant, nnd they extend, off a long distance frequently several feet tho farthor tho better, to collect moro food and moistuip. Put somo manure or fertilizer in place two feet away from corn or-potnto hill, or from almost any plant, and a large mass of roots will go out in that direction. So if we mix manures or fertilizers well through the whole soil, thoy attract these food-seeking roots to a greater distance; and thoy thus come in conttiqt with moro of "the food already in the soil, and find more moisture in dry weath er. A deeply stirred soil, with manure nt tho bottom, develops wator-pumping roots below tho reach of any ordinary drouth, and tho crops keep right on growing all -tho moro rapidly on ac count of tho helpful sun's rays that would scorch a plant not reaching a deep reservoir of moisture, American Agriculturist. Tlio Wesloyan Female Collpgo in Cincinnati, O., has been struggling along for somo years with an oppressive debt, and announcement is now mado that unless !)0,00u is raised before the expiration of t)io current academic year its property must bo sold. Detroit Post.