Mvhnt'ihn Mducrlincr. 0. W. FAIRBROTHER. ft CO,, Proprietor!. CALVKHT. : : NEHUASKN EMIiRSOtr. Meek snap, upon whoso IIh iiml tn Waited mioh mystlodioly jhwom. Though oti havo Hod tlio world of men, Your irentlo spirit still Ik ours. All, when thr-sc noblo nntnrod piw Tohoiiio lair world beyond thu cloud, Who stays tho Iiiimko on (ho xImkh? Who tiiiiiKH uiiKht burled with tho shroud? Itiiro hoiiIr thorn nro whoo presence tioams Across our llfo with ray Ideal: Htronir men, who llvlnir nro llkn dreams, Hut, absent, irrow divinely real. And yot to think thnt ho Is jrnno Karfrom tho circle of oaith'H years, Whoso face was lit with truth's pnrn dawn Ilsmltcs and turn tho heart to tears. 11111 Ttichold him, linn and tall, Walklnjf tho ulmy village street: tt nipt, yet keen, and irroctlnir all With smiles that make tho nido air sweet; Upright, alert, iMinltninnt, pure; Kind ii"ln!i!ior, Hour and ixii't deep; A man whoso wisdom shall endure, Whoso memory homely folk will koop. Oh. vain to client our lorifrltwr eyes That hhw his virtue Idem the day I Vainly tho heart for solueo cries: "Ho April, ended, Urines thu May." Ucutvc I'. JaUIiivp, in Jlaricr's U'tthlu. "THIS 1I0UKK TO LET!" " This Jiouso lo lot!" Mr. Frank Hnyborry's Persian-patterned morning gown floated "liko a meteor on tho troubled air," as ho rushed mil before breakfast and watered thu truculent-looking hill on tho front of tho 1ioii.su with lour fat rod wafers. "There!" said ho. "I'vo nut thu bill ii!" " I'm glad of it," said Mrs. Hnyborry, n wntury-oyod little woman, with blue ribbons in hot hair and a blue no.se to correspond; "for, between obstreperous servant-girls, and everlasting plumbers' bills, and baby's teeth, ami your Aunt -Miriam coining every little while to May a month, rm completely worn out and tired of housekeeping. It will bo like a new lease of life to board for it little while." "Humph!" said Mr. Hnyborry. "I'm not ho sure of that. Hut tho bill is up, anyhow, and tho next thing is to got tho old plaeo routed and oil' our hands." And with tho striking of ten (tho Jiouso, as mentioned in tho lino print of the "To Let," was visible between tho hours of ten and two), there sot in a solid phalanx of house-hunters of all varieties, from tho resolute old woman, with tho market basket and tow-colored frock, to tho newly-married young woman, who soomod to regard this two story brick mansion very much as slio had just loft oil regarding her doll houso. At first Mrs. Hnyborry endeavored to treat tho house-hunters politely, butsho soon discovered that solf-defonso re quired a different method of treatment; nnd when Mrs. Toxleysnid that tho cel lar smelted liko an old vault, and that tho house wasn't lit for decent people to live in, sho simply remarked that there was no law in tho code requiring tier (Mrs. Toxley) to livo in it if sho didn't like it. "Ma'am," said Mrs. Toxley, "I sup posed that I was speaking to a lady." "i didn't," said Mrs. Haybcrry, tersely. Mrs. Fitzfaddle, tlto bride, didn't liko tho location. Her .James, sho was sure, wished to bo nearer tho park; and she was sorry tho house hadn't hard-wood Jinish and electric bolls. "Hut," oriod Mrs. Hnyborry, "you can't expect that sort of thing for six hundred and lifty dollars a year!" Tho bride tossed hor head. Evident ly sho didn't mean to bo dictated to. Everybody was going into lints, now, who said, and sho didn't know why sho wasted hor timo in looking at dingy old houses liko this. Old Mrs. Hudget was of opinion that tho closets wore too small and tho pan trios ill-ventilated. Sho was almost sure she smellod diphtheria and typhoid fever in tho kitchen, and wanted to know when tho sanitary inspector had last visited tho promises; Mr. Hardback, u still old bachelor, object od to tho nearness of tho elevated railway; Mrs. Hopkins, whoso daughters had "situa tions" in a down-town book-bindery, took exceptions that it wasn't near enough; Mrs. .Johnson sniffed and fliiulfcd, and said sho knew there was a "fat-boiling phico somowhoro in tho neighborhood, and Miss Rockwell was quite certain that tho tall rod-brick in the rear was a tenement, and that poo pie in tenements had yellow fever, and Mmtdl-pox, and Asiatic cholera, and everything olso of a contagious nature. And oven after two o'clock, when .Mrs. Ha berry had retired into her room to have hysterics and green tea at her leisure, the houso-hunting public made unceasing chargo tip tho front steps and at tho door, still demanding admittance; until, at last, Mrs. Havborry, pecrim through tho window-blinds, saw a stout gentleman coming up tho steps, with a gold-headed cano and a broad-brimmed beaver hat. " Madam," Baid tho old gentleman, catching tier oyo through tho angle of tho Venetian slats, "1 wish to tako this liouso." "You wish to look at it, you mean," said Mrs. Hnyborry, feebly. "Hut tho hours for inspection" "Madam," firmly repeated tho old gontlomnn, " I wish to take it. To en gage it to rent it from tho first of May next, at tho sum of six hundred ami fifty dollars per annum." " Hut you haven't soon It!" cried Mrs. Uayborry. "Madam," said tho old gontlonmu, " I don't wish to seo It. My itunily con sists of myself, an invalid relative, and uu old colored servant. And it must be a very poor house, indeed, if it does not meet our simple requirements. Shall I toko down tho bill, ma'am? My refer ences are Lett all & Co., real ostato agents. No. , Pino street!" " If you plcaso!" said Mrs. Haybcrry, feeling as if u thousand-dollar weight had been lifted oil her heart. So down camo tho " To Lotl" and it Muttered ignominiously into tho gutter. Mr. Haybcrry arrived to a lato too, with a lobster nnd a hunch of spring let tuce under his arm. " Well, Fanny," said he, " I'vo got good news for you. This houso is lotl' "How did you knowP" said Mrs. Hay berry. "The real cslato agent told mo. Just now! To a very respectable old couple a man and wife! Intending to take a few lodgers, I'm told." Mrs. Haybcrry opened her eyes very wide. "Well,' said sho, "ho certainly does look tory respectable. Hut when he said " invalid relative," I hadn't an idea that ho meant his wife. And I shouldn't think it could bo very pleas ant for tho lodgers to have a sick per son in tho house." And site told her husband about the benevolent-visaged old gentleman in tho broad-brimmed Shaker lint. " It's very odd," said Mr. Haybcrry, reflectively. "Hut it's none of our business." All this being, as thoy supposed, defi nitely settled, Mrs. Haybcrry was not a little surprised, the next day, at the ar rival of Mrs. Fitzfaddle, the bride, with a tape-measure and a small memorandum-book. " To measure for the carpets, you know," said she. "It isn't quite tho sort of house wo could have wished; but dear James' salary has been cut down twenty-live per cent., and so we have taken this liouso in default of anything better." " Hut it's taken already," said Mrs. Haybcrry. " You must bo mistaken," said Mrs'. Fitzfaddle, stillly. "James rented it, yesterday, for a year, of thu owner, Mr. Trimmer, No. -1G Peanut Court. And if you could give us possession a few days before the fust of May, it would bo a very groat accommodation in deed." "I'm sure I don' t understand it at all," said Mrs. Haybcrry. " You'll have to settle it with the landlord. I'm not re sponsible." Hut while tho discussion still waged high, in bustled a portly, doublc-ehiuned old lady, just as if tho houso belonged to hor. "Mrs. Hodgson," said she, with a comfortable nod of the head. "Tho new tenant. Come to seo what arrange ments could bo made about storing a few of my trunks and things, before L move in regularly." "Madam," said Mrs. Fitzfaddle, "tho houso is mine." " I've got tho blank lease in my pock et, ma'am, all ready for signatures," said Mrs. Hodgson. And tho two ladies were glaring furi ously at one another, when the stout gentleman, in tho broad-brimmed hat, entered, followed by an old negro, with hair whitens wool. "1 thought," remarked tho broad brimmed old gentleman, "that per haps it might bo as well for Cato and mo to make a diagram of tho rooms, so that if " "Oli, stop, stop!" cried Mrs. Baylxsr ry, despairingly, clasping hor hands to her head. "It's been let twice over already! I do hope you'll not bo disap pointed, but " A dark frown overspread tho old gen tleman's benignant countenance. " Madam," said lie, "this is scarcely business-like!" "Oh, dear! oh, dear!" said Mrs. Hay berry. "My head is whirling around liko a top! I don't seo how it can possi bly have happened, but hero aro three people, all saying that they have spe cially and separately engaged this house. Somebody telephone to my husband, or I shall go crazy!" In camo Mr. Haybcrry, accompanied by Lottall & Co., Hcntquick & Son, and Air. Klias Trimmer, who owned tho very eligible residence under discussion. And iu tliis committee of tho whole it speedily transpired that tho houso act ually had been rented to throe dillerent tenants by tho various persons in whoso charge it was. And not ono of them was willing to abate ono jot or titlo of his or her rights and privelegos. Hut presently up spoko tho fat old lady, with tho cozy double chin. "Dear mo!" said she; "can't wo all arrange matters comfortablo-liko? Ain't we making a deal of fuss about a very little thing? This 'oro old gent don't really want but threo rooms; and tho VOllll"" bldv." with ii oniirli.jv in Mi-o Fitzfaddle, whose Rhino pebbles sho believed to bo genuine diamonds, " will bo quite satisfied with tho second Moor, through. And mo and Hodgson wo want to take lodgers, and will bo suited with tho basement-story. And tho rent won't be but a third as much -don't you seo my dears? and over fcodv quite snug and satisfied." "A capital idea!" said tho old goutlo iuan. " I don't know but what It is worth considering," said tho bride, "in con sideration of twenty-live per cent, re dilution of my husband's salary. And ono can call it a Mat, if ono chooses." And tho eountcnauccB of tho agents and landlord, who had anticipated nothing loss annoying than a throo corncred law-suit, grow radiant again, and matters were all settled. "Hut," said Mrs. Haybcrry, "if it had boon necessary to nut up that bill again, 1 think I should havo run away to Patagonia! Anything anything but a House to Let." It Is estimated that tho gypsy chil dren of England number UO.OOO. Tho Man on tho Veranda. Up on Park street tho other evening tho boys fixed up a straw man in an old suit nnd placed him on a veranda in tho melancholy twilight Ho hadn't lieon in position above ten minutes when along camo a specimen who had been blasted out of tho lower stratum of life, i and ho loaned his elbows on tho fence and called out: "Good evening, mister. Is this tho place where they vaiitodtho back-yard cleaned out?" The straw man made no reply. " I think this is tho place," continued the other. "I was a speaking to tho lady, and sins said as how 1 was to call this evening for ten cents, being as sho pitied my misfortunes." The straw man was silent. " Which was very kind of hor, in deed, because 1 am powerfully broken down. I may bo wrong, but I dunno. I'll bo on hand early in the morning. I alius likes to keep my word, you know!" If tho straw man knew, ho didn't kt on. " Yes, sho Baid she felt for me, and sho said I must bo sure to call for tho ten cents. Heing as you are her husband I presume you might hand mu tho mon ey yourself?" Still no response. "In which case my gratitude would bo eternal, you know? Cast thy broad upon the waters and it shall return fifty per cent., or some such thing. You couldn't mako it a quarter, could you? That would bo a cast worth casting, you know. Tho profit on that after many days would be half a dollar, you Bee?'' It is doubtful if the man saw. "Heing as I'm in a little hurry, and being as 1 haven't had anything to cat in several days, perhaps it wouhlbe well to close this transaction at once. If you wanted to make it half a dollar instead of a quarter, why I " Just then a potato ticked tho way worn traveler's ear, and another raised his lial several inches. Ho bounded to the center of the street like a cat, wheeled around, and peering through the darkness he called out: "Mister, three minutes ago I looked upon you as a great statesman, but a man which will heave rocks instead of arguing the question hain't fit to run a yaller dog convention! Good-night, sir! If von have that 'ere back yard cleaned It'll bo after you have apologized for this uncalled for attempted assassination!" Detroit Free, Press. The Needs of Children. Besides the necessity of providing good books for tho children in the house hold, two other needs exist: Tho first is the need of giving them a place to keep their books in, and the other is to give them time to read them time which shall be respected. It sometimes (coins as if there is a great lack of thought iu many houses; children, if not petted and released from all obligations, (ire treated like little sonants, whoso duty it is to do all the odds and ends in the house, to i tin of errands, upstairs and down, to carry packages, to be at the beck and nod of each older member of the family, and when the growing legs tire, anil tho suppressed wish to do other things breaks out, it is called temper, or bad disposition, and is pun ished accordingly. Wo hear a great deal about tho plastic minds of children; of the powers which theirfaeulty of imi tation endows them with, and many of the things wo hear are true; so it seems reasonable that if parents and older brothers and sisters respect the rights of the yc ungcr ones, a needed lesson is taught, and thoy, in turn, respect tho rights of others, because they havo learned what it is to enjoy privileges. A little boy, whose room is separated from his mother's by a partition only, wan told one day that ho must not enter her room at certain times. " I do not disturb you when you aro busy in your room, and you ought not to disturb mo." Tho child, liko all children, rejoiced over a now idea; then, with a sudden impulse, as if to test hor truth, he said: " Well, mamma, when you seo thoso three horso-clicstnuts in front of my door, you will know that I am reading", nnd do not like to bo disturbed." "Cer tainly," said his mother, and was an noyed no more by tho child's questions when ojt'cupied. When young children understand that in ono sense tho mem bers of the household aro on a common level, that each must co-operato with tho others, a great point is gained in their education. A". Y. Post. The Mnlley Case. Commenting on tho amount of mor alizing as to Now Haven society which lias grown out of tho .Jetinio Cramer case, tho Hartford (Conn.) Commit says: " Any wno who knows anything about Newllaven society knows that it is nothing if not still', fastidious and ex clusive. Tho Mai ley boys aro respec tively the son and tho nephew of a vul gar but pushing and money-making Irish store-keeper. They wear fairly jood clothes, and ono of them has had a tttlo schooling: and more pocket-money than was good for him. Hut neither of them ever sot foot in New Havon so ciety, or in his wildest dreams thought of such a thing as within tho range of possibilities." Thoso who contemplate removing to Fargo, D. T., should go propared to encounter dlMiculties, if the following story bo true. A man observed a taS silk hat in tho middle of tho streot, nnd ho waded out to get it. On taking it up ho was astonished to seo a human face looking at him. Ho offered to holp tho unfortunate man out of tho mud, and received the reply: "I ain't stuck in tho mud; I'm sitting on tho top of nn omnibus down here." Chicago Herald. Youths' Department. WHAT TEDDY DID. M You ouht to ro to tho tinrbcr," Bald Kdlth. " that Ih plain: J'or you look liko n Shetland pony, Ted, With all thnt bristling inuno, " Or more liko a nbnguy tcrrlor Whoso eyes aro hid In hair." Ted only liuifrhod nt bolnjr teased, And said ho didn't euro. But to himself ho wondered If. Indued, ho looked liko that; And down In front of a lookiiig-glasa Hclluctlvoly ho Hut. A pair of h!s mother's solssors Lay on tho mantel-shelf, Andiiothmiht: " I hate a harbor's chair, I eiui out It olT myself." Bo, snipping, snlpplrV, snipping, Tho eold keen scissors sped, Till ono whole sldo of his llttlo pato Was bald iu tho baby's head. Jut then tho tea bell, rlniritur Its cheery cnll, he heard; And hoKlnneodntthouncut sldo, nnd sntd: " I can do thatuftorward." Think what a funny top-knot For company to nee Brown olf-looks covering half, and half As bare as bare could bet Ar ho Hunted himself at table, Merrily lunched each one: And mamma cried, In droll tllsnmv: "My boy, what huvo you done?" -Afra. Ctam lMtu Ualm in OnrIAU.lt Ontt. MR. THOMPSON AM) THE SWAL LOWS. Mr. Thompson was sitting in tho barn belonging to tho farm where ho had been spending tho summer. Ho looked very disconsolate, and from timo to timo heaved such deep sighs as to greatly disturb tho family of swallows who had their nest against the beam just above his head. Poor Mr. Tliompson had had a hard timo all summer. First of all. he had mot Miss Angelina; who had captured his heart; and everybody knows that tho most miserable object on earth is an old bachelor in love. " Oh, had I wings of a bird, I would My" murmured Mr. Thompson to him self. "Course j-ou would," interrupted a saucy voice. Mr. Tliompson looked up. On tho edge of the mud nest just above his head sat a bright-looking barn-swallow, eyeing him curiously. "Where would you My to?" inquired the swallow. "Away from this world of care," murmured Mr. Thompson. Tho swallow laughed heartily. " Well, I guess not; but you can try, if vou want to." Mr. Thompson folt himself begin to shrink, and saw his clothes slowly dis appear and become changed into feathers. Hut ho was getting so used to these metamorphoses that he didn't mind it, and really gazed upon himself with satisfaction as finally he folt that ho Was a perfect swallow. "Come up bore," said the swallow. Mr' Thompson stretched his wings, and Muttered up to the nest beside his friend. "How do you liko it?" inquired tho swallow. "It is glorious," replied Mr. Thomp son. "Oh, that I could always be a bird!" "Humph!" replied tho bird. "How wouldyou like to have to buildyour house every spring, going and coming a hun dred times a day with your mouth full of mud?" "Hut the glorious fooling of freedom!" said Mr. Thompson " Oh yes," answered the swallow, sar castically. "Come with me; I'll show you." The two Mow out of the barn, and after wheeling around for a few minutes, flew up to a large vane on top of the carriagc-hoiHo. Mr. Thompson had often seen tho swallows perched on this vane, twittering and lighting among themselves. This morning no had a feeling of elation at being there himself, and shook his wings proudly. Hang! whiz! the shot Mow around him, and two of his compalons fell fluttering to the ground. Just then ho heard two boyish voices exclaim; "It's awful hard to hit a swaller on tho wing, but you can shoot 'em sittin' liko pie." Mr. Thompson and his friend were uninjured; and as they Mow away in alarm, tho bird said, in an ironical tone: "Such a feeling of freedom!" Mr. Thompson said nothing, but Mow back to tho ham. After resting for a moment, the swallow said: "Let's go up to the Sound and visit my cousins, tho bank-swallows." Mr. Thompson followed tho bird, and skimmed oer the fields, snapping up a My or two by the way, until they reached the high sand-elilfs which border Long Island Sound. Hero, high up on tho clilfs, were a ntunbor of small round holes; Hying about thorn, and darting out atKrin wore a number of small gray birds; sitting on a fence rail not far oil were nearly a hundred more solemnly sunning thenisohes. " rilintroduco you to ono of them, and ho will show you around," said Mr. Thompson's friend. After tho introduction had been ef fected, tho bank-swallow said, in an in quiring tono: "You aro interested in birds?" "Yoa" said Mr. Thompson; "theirs is so glorious and frco a life." Tho swallow smiled pityingly: thon, as if to cliango tho subject, invited Mr. Thompson to visit his house. It was high up under tho overhanging edge of tho cliff. The swallow led tho way, and Mr. Thompson followed through a corrulor about a foot long, and slanting slightly upward in order that the rain would not drive Into tho nest. At tho end of tho corridor was a circular apartment, lined with feathers and sea-weed, and horo sat Mrs. Hank-swallow upon four speckled eggs. Mr. Thompson did not wish to disturb her, so ho rotreatodsoou after having been introduced. Ills companion led the way back to tho rail upon which tho barn-swallow waY seated, waiting. After a slight pause, Mr. Tliompson inquired: " May 1 ask what you find to eat up here?" "Certainly," replied tho bank-swallow, good-naturedly. "During tho summer we cat grubs, Hies, mosquitoes, and the like; in the fall, when tho bay berries aro ripe, wo eat them. You know each berry is covered with a coating of vegetable wax, and wo get very fat; then people shoot us, for they say the berries give us a delicious fla vor," added ho bitterly. Mr. Thompson sighed, and was lost for a moment in reverie, when ho was suddenly aroused by Ids companions suddenly screaming: "A hawk!" Mr. Thompson followed tho barn swallow, too frightened to know where, for as ho turned back ho saw tho hawk pounce upon an unfortunate bird, and bear it off in his claws. When thoy reached tho houso again, tho swallow said: "Well, do you think Unit tho life of a bird is unalloyed pleas tiro?" Mr. Thompson paused for a moment, and tho swallow continued: "First, there are tho boys who steal tho eggs, then they shoot at you; thou there are tho hawks, and tho snakes, and the cats." , " Cats?" inquired Mr. Thompson. A "Yes, cats!" screamed tho swallow in alarm, Muttering away. Mr. Thomp son was too late. He felt tho sharp claws iu his leg, and with a jump and a scream ho awoko. to find himselt sitting in tho barn, with the big house cat standing besido him, and lookingsomo wlut surprised at his sudden move merit. Slowly Tabby lifted hor paw, and putting it on Mr. Thompson's knoo, stretched herself lazily. 'Lisha, who was feeding tho horses, remarked: "Reckon it's goin' to rain; the swallers fly low, and it's a great sign of rain when a cat stretches like that." Mr. Tliompson walked slowly to tho houso, thinking that, after all, the bird's lifo was not all happiness. Harpers1. Young People. Tho Friends or Hoys. Who are the friends of tho boys? Wo mean tho true devoted iriends. " This is question every boy, as soon as ho ar rives at an ago to determine what is right and what is wrong, should bo urged to settle for himself, and settle it for all his life. Hoys, think! Is it ho who pats you on the back and tells you " that is right," when you have whipped some other boy for sonic trilling cause? Is he your true friend? Supposing tho other boy had whipped you! Would not this pretended friend have been just as earnest in cheering him and shaming you? You havo noticed that where there is a crowd of rough men and boys together they Matter the boy that does the most daring act, no matter how wrong that act may be. Aro 'thoy tho friends of that boy? Another boy soon does a bolder deed, and they forget tho ono thev cheered a moment ago. nmlA "hurrah" for tho last boy. They change in a moment. Is ho your true friend, boys, who gives you fivu cents to bribe you to swear an oath? Is he your true friend who give-, you a chew or plug of tobacco, and tells 'you to chow it; or gives you a cigar and tolls you to hinoko it? Do your true friends entice you to loaf oii tho street or in houses whore men and bovs are swear ing, cursing and using vile language? Do your true friends ask you to go into saloons and drink? Do they toll you: "O, never mind: one glas of beer will not hurt you; don't bo a baby?" Aro, boys; no. Your true friends show you that it is wrong to be fool-hardy, simply because men cheer you. They tell you that it is sinful to swear; that chewing and smoking and loafing are bad habits? and persuade you not to form those habits. And they warn you that drink ing is a dangerous habit! that will ruin both your bodies and souls. Your true friends, boys, beg of you not to go near the saloons. They beg of you noti to loaf, because idleness is a crime that often leads boys into gambling halls, and from gambling halls into other dens of vice, and into saloons to wreck their lives. Then, boys, think! Remember that your true friends will lead you away from bad habits, koop ou out of saloons, and help you to become honest and use ful men. Exchange. Two convicts iu the California State prison took delight in torturing n timid fellow, who-,0 cell was between their own, by pretending at night that thoy saw ghosts. They talked to each other about it, describing the mo.-.t awful sights, and counterfeiting excessive fright. A week or two of this treat ment drove the victim crazy, and ho imagined that he was haunted by tho creatures which they conjured up. Chicago News. Tho New York authorities havo stopped tho exhibition parades of tho firo department which havo boon so fre quently made for the edification of vis itors. The Tribune thinks the last per formance of turning out men and ma chines for tho entertainment of an obeso opora boufl'o singer was what did tho business. . -- Mr. Snurgeon says ho regards it as a reason for devout 'gratitude that ho has been spared to produce such a libra ry of fiormons, now numbering l.tijifl. lie feels, however, that he has only coasted around the marvelous subjects which fill the Scriptures, and that ho is now but at tho beginning of his diviue theme. A littlo boy and girl in Ripley, Somerset County, Mo., wore play in" with an ax one day recently, when the littlo girl cut tho boy's toes completely off from one foot. f . i 1 M