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Henry Wnnl Hceclior's Farm.
Mnrk Twain has written of Mr. Bccch
or'fl old farm on Jlio Hudson Itlvor na
Mr. Jlocohcr's fnrm consists of thlrty
bIx ncrc-i, nntl is carried on on strict
Wontlfio principles. Ho never puts in
finy part of it crop without consulting
tin hook. Ho plows, and rams, and
-digs, and sows ncconllnjr to the nest nu
tiliorltics, and the authorities cost moro
diiin tliu other fanning implements do.
Aa soon as the library is complete tiio
farm will begin to bo' a profitable invest
ment. Hut Ijook-farming lias its draw
backs. Upon one occasion, when it
flcemed morally certain that the liny
ought to bo cut, tlifi hay-book could not
be found, and before it was found it was
too late, and the hay was all spoiled.
Mr. Hecclier raised some of the finest
orops of wheat in the country, but the
unfavorable dillerence between the cost
of producing it and its market value aft
cr St is produced has interfered coiihIiI
oraUly with its success as a commercial
.enterprise. His special weakness is
hogs, however. He considers hogs the
Viostganioa farm produces. He buys
the original pig for !?1.C0, and feeds him
$40 worth of corn, nml thou sells him
for about $9. This Is the only crop ho
over makes any money on. Jfe loses on
lho corn, hut he makes $7.fi0on tho hog.
Ho does not mind this, because lie novcr
oxpects to make anything on corn. And,
.any way it turns out, ho has tho excite
ment of raising tho hog, whether lie gets
the worth of him or not. His straw
Ijorrles would be a comfortable success
if tho robins would eat turnips, hut they
won't, and lienco tho dilliculty.
Ono of Mr. Ikechor's most harassing
ilillleulllos in his fanning operations
iomos of tho closo resemblance of dif
ferent sorts of seeds and plants to each
oilier. Two years ago his far-sightod-ncfls
warned him that thero was going
to 1)0 a groat scarcity of watermelons,
and therefore he put in a crop of twenty-seven
acres of that fruit. Hut when
tlioy camo up they turned out to bo
pumpkins, and a dead loss was the con
Hcquouco. Sometimes a portion of his
crop goes into tho ground the most
promising sweot potatoes, and comes up
tho infurnalost carrots though I have
never hoard him express it fust in that
way. When ho bought his farm h6
found ono egg in every hen's nest on the
jilaeo. Ho said that hero was just the
ixniflou so many farmers failed; tlioy
scattered their 'forces too much; con
centration was the idea. So ho gath
ered those eggs together, and put
them all under ono experienced
old hen. That hen roosted over
that contract niglit and day for eleven
-weeks, under the anxious personal su--porvision
of Mr. Needier himself, but
tsho could not " pliaso" thoso eggs.
lVhyP Uoeauso they were thoso infa
mous porcelain tilings which arc used
by ingenious and fraudulent farmers as
" nest-eggs." Hut porliapsMr.Booolior's
most disastrous experience was tho time
lie tried to raise an immoiiHocropof dried
apples. Ho planted $1,600 worth, but
iiovor ono of them sprouted. Ho iias
jiovor boon able to understand to this
day what was tho matter with thoso ap
plos. Mr. Heooher'a farm is not a triumph.
It would bo easier on him if ho worked
it on shares with some ono; but he can
not lind anybody who is willing to stand
half tho expense, mid not many that aro
nblo. Still, porsistonco in any causo is
bound to succeed. Ho was a very in
ferior farmer wlion ho first began, but
i prolonged and unflinching assault up
on his agriouitural dilllculties has had its
clVoot at last, and ho is now fast risim
from aflluonco to poverty.
A ltiissian Favorite.
rotomkln had an inoidinato affection
"'for honors and titles; whenever ho saw a
decoration on tho breast of an Ambassa
dor ho had to bo informed wliothor or
not it was an order," an association,
or a oiuigo, tiio History of its institution,
.-nnd tho grounds on which it was
: awarded. Many a ono was bored with
Ibis disquisitions on tho-ordors of Russia.
His importunities to bo created a Princo
wore wearisome. Catherine was not in
tho habit of conferring this rank on any
of her subjects; slio therefore besought
Josoph of Austria to ennoble her favor
ite, who nt tho tlmo had performed no
juiblio service to excuse his elevation to
.such rank. Tho Emperor, with a sense
of shame and degradation, slimed the
-patent of nobility. Anxious to coneill
.tito ono whom tho Empress delighted to
honor, Prussia decorated him with tho
order of tho Hlaok Eagle; Denmark fol
lowed with that of the Elephant, ami
Svodou witli that of tho Soraphim, It
-was a bitter drop in tho cup of life that
. -all Catherine's entreaties could not so
ouro for him tho orders of the Garter, of
tho Holy Ghost, and of tho Golden
'Flcoco. In spito ofiis vast wealth and
occasional prodigality, he was avari
cious; a just debt lio paid by kicking tho
importunato creditor out of doors. Ho
.-summoned a Fronoh veterinary surgeon
4 test Arftjvbkft 4 fcnrmk ?!... .. ... ! ft l
ui riuiiiiii ui jiiusuuuo ior a vaiuaoio
Jiorso; after months of labor and of skill
:ful troatmont tho doctor waited on tho
.Prinoo ollioially to announce tho euro,
roally to receivo his fee. Ho was ro--fusod
admission, and, after a few weeks
-of weary waiting, returned to Vienna
without recoiving so much as hh travel
ling oxponsos. Yet his prodigality,
wlieu tho whim seized him, was bound
less. No grander entertainment was
. over given by a subject in honor of a
sovereign than that Potemkiu gave in
honor of Catherine a year be lore his
" Uoath. Tho Prince received her Majesty
-nt tho doors of his palace dressed in a
-scarlet coat; ovor his shoulders thoro
.hung a long cloak of gold laco ornu
mieutod with precious stones; ' thoro
voio as many diamonds in ids dross as
-a dress could contain;" his head-dress
ww so heavy with thorn that an aldo-dor
camp was dctachod to carry it. As
Potemkln conducted his guest through
tho hall of his palace, n choir of three
hundred hired musicians welcomed bur
with a burst of song. Thence ho led
tho imperial lady, beaming witli fat and
greasy smiles for tho symmetry of her
early years had long ago lelt her into
tho saloon; its pillars were of sculp
tured palm trees; vases of Carrara
marblo stood at either end of it; count
loss mirrors (lashed back tho light of its
crystal lusters. The llnest specimens of
statuary abounded; shrubs In' flower
and oxotlc plants made endless summer
in tills enchanted hall Jn the center of
the saloon Catherine was met by a
Htatue of herself carved from Parian
marble. After her Majesty was seated,
forly-cight dancors, all dressed 'in wiiito
scarves and girdles sparkling with dia
monds worth ten millions of rubles,
entered tho saloon to amuse tho guests
whom the Prince had assembled m the
sovereign's honor. Tho company was
thereafter ushered into a second saloon
hung with tiio richest tapestry; in tho
center of it stood an artificial elephant
draped in robes interwoven with emeralds
and rubies. After a pause a signal was
given, and a curtain was drawn expos
ing to view a mnjrnllicent theater, to
grace tho stage of which tho first actors
of tho day had been engaged, the en
tertainment winding up with a pro
cession in which the costumes of the
various tribes and principalities ack
nowledging Catherine's sovereignty
were represented. Afterward every
room in tho palaco was thrown open to
tho promenaders; then camo tho trans
formation scene; tho whole building
was abla.o; diamonds sparkled amid
the soil of the summer-garden; prisms
and crystals and mirrors mutually re
flected each other's glory; tho trunks of
shrubs and fruit trees glistened and
shone; tho perfumes of Araby tho blest
filled tho halls. At the supper-table six
hundred guests sat down; tho plato was
of gold and silver; tho viands were
sorved in vases of alabaster; tho wines
were poured from golden cups and tho
waiters wero dressed in the richest
robes. Hehind Catherine's chair Po
tempkin stood that ho might wait on
tho Czarina, refusing to bo seated till ho
was thrice commanded. At ono in tho
morning her Majesty took her de
parture, an orchestra of vocal and in
strumental music discoursing a hymn
in her praise. At the door-step she
turned round to express her gratitude
to tho Princo, who thereupon fell on
his knees, and impulsively kissing her
hand, stammorcd out, with broken
voice and bedewed oyes, his loyalty and
devotion. Temple liar.
An Old Farmer's Jfnrrw liNcapo from
Parties who came in from down tho
Ho.cman road yesterday morning wero
startled to find a wagon and team be
longing to Mr. Filson, of Heaver Creek,
standing in tho prairie about four miles
from town, tiio owner not being in
sight. The horses had boon unhitched
from tho wagon, and it was evident
that they had been thoro the groater
part of tho niglit- It was known that
Mr. Filson started for Helena witli a
load of oats in tho afternoon, and it was
surmised that in tho storm ho had got
oil' tho road, and in tho endeavor to find
it had wandered away from his team
anil lost his way and probably his life.
Tho night had been severely cold and
the storm blinding. It appears, how
over, that in this tlioy wero partially
wrong, as on reaching town Mr. Filson
was found comfortably ensconced at
ono of tho hotels. Ho had left homo
tho nrovious day with about 2,500
pounds of oats in his wagon, and on
reaching Woolfolk hill his team refused
to pull. There was a fierco storm blow
ing, and rather than spend time in a
vain oflbrt to start tho horses, ho took
tho oats, sack by sack, and carried thorn
up tiio hill.
After reloading tho wagon, ho started
on again, but his team soon got into a
snow-drift and could go no farther. Ho
then uuhiteliod tho horses and getting
onto ono of them and leading tho other,
again started for town. Again tho
horses got into a deep snowdrift and
Mr. Filson was unablo to 'make them
movo. Ho was now becoming benumbed
with cold and also became very sleepy,
a dangerous sign. He resolved to go
ll'H'l.- til lltu U'llintn nml Kiiaa I lwi nu.lil .11
. .... w ....j iihuii .tint j. ii.t-j iiiv lilllU III
it, as he had left some blankets there.
Fortunately for him, he was unable to
find tho wagon; wo say fortunately,
for tho reason that if ho had succeeded
in finding it thero is small doubt but
(hat ho would have frozen to death dur
ing tho night. Finally in despair ho
turned toward town, becoming moro
sleepy ami numb every moment.
After a struggle of two or three hours,
which only tho greatest exertion of will
power enabled him to sustain, ho
reached the lower end of Rodney street.
Hero overstrained nature gavo up, anil
tho dcsimiiiiiir man fell to the rmmd.
where ho lay in an almost unconscious
condition. Ho knew that ho was freez
ing to death, but was unablo to longer
fight off the overpowering desire for
sleep. Strango visions appeared before
him and strange sounds rang in his ears.
At ono moment thousands of sleighs
with their jingling bells scorned to pass
round and ovor him. Ho seemed to
hear nuisio and songs in tho distance
and bright, many-colored lights sliono
before him. Providentially at about
this time two men passed along tho road,
and, although believing him to bo drunk,
tlioy rubbed him, got him on to his feet
and managed to got him to a hotel. Mr.
Filson, who Ts seventy-four years old,
has now entirely recovered from the ef
fects of his unpleasant adventure, but it
may bo truthfully said that ho does, not
hanker for any moro oxporionco in freez
ing to death Helena (At. T.) Independent.
USEFUL AM) SUGGESTIVE.
Puro precipitated sulphur, dusted
on tho face every night, will remove and
prevent pimples. If tho sulphur bo per
fumed, It will mako an elegant cosmet
ic. Home Treasure.
Ono cow well fed and comfortably
cared for will produce quito as much
milk and butter as two that aro allowed
to run at large, lie on tho wet ground
nnd bo subject to tho exposure of tho
wcuthor, Indianapolis Sentinel.
Thoro is nothing hotter to clean
window-glass with than a chamois skin.
Wash tho skin carefully first; after
washing tho glass rinse tho skin, wring
it dry. and vlpo tho glass with it. No
other polishing will be roquirod. N. V.
Half an oun?tf cnoli of cream of tar
tar and oxalic acid mixed and pounded
together will sullioo to remove stains
from white clothing for a long time.
Moisten tho stain, rub on a little of tho
mixture, then wasli and rinse thorough
ly. Tho bottlo containing this prepara
tion should bo marked " poison."
When large wounds aro made in re
moving limbs or branches of fruit trees
tlioy should bo covered with common oil
paint. Linseed-oil and the mineral iron
paint is tho best for this purpose. It
docs not causo tho bark to grow over tho
wound and so heal it, but it preserves
the wood from rotting, and so prevents
tho decay nnd injury of tho tree. No
living thing, not ovpn a treo, can long
exist with a part of it in n dead and de
caying condition. iV. Y. Times.
Apple Cliocolato: In a pint of now
milk boil half a pound of scraped clioc
olato; boat the yolk of three eggs and
the whito of ono, and when tho clioco
lato has boiled draw it away from tho
lire, and very gradually stir in tho eggs.
Pulp six largo apples and lay them in n
pic-dish, sweeten and season with cin
namon powdered; pour tho chocolate
over it very gently, so as not to mix
with tho apples; sot it asido to cool, ami
when firm sift some sugar over it, and
glazo with n salamander. Denver 2W6
unc A sorviccablo cover to throw over a
lounge or couch in tho sitting-room is
made by taking a broad, bright stripe
of cretonne, on each side of this put a
stripe of black or dark brown cloth (lino
it to givo body to it) ; on each edge put
a row of fancy stitches in silk or crowel;
tho ends may bo finished witli fringe or
not, as you choose. Another cover is
mado of the drab Aida canvas, with tiio
ends worked in loose overcast stitches.
Tho canvas may bo fringed out if you
take tho precaution to overcast tho
edgo wlion you stop ravelling, to prevent
its fraying out to greater depth than
you care to have it. N. V. Post.
Thero are several mothods of mak
ing paste, ono is as follows: Dissolve a
teaspoonful of alum in a quart of warm
water. Wlion it is cold stir in as much
Hour, either of wheat or rye, as will
make a smooth thick cream, free fvom
lumps; stir in a large pinch of powdered
rosirt, and put in a dozen cloves to givo
it a pleasing scout. Have in a clean
tin pail half a pint of boiling water and
pour tho Hour mixture into it, stirring
continually until it boils anil becomes a
thick: mush. Pour it out into a bowl to
cool, cover it, and keep it in a cool
place. For uso take out a portion and
softon it with warm water. Tho pasto
will keep a year. To mako pasto nil
hero to tiu rub tho tin with a clean rag
dipped in a weak solution of caustic
soda or potash, and wipe dry with an
othor rag. Any pasto will then adhero.
" Ever scon navigation open ns early
as this before?" no repeated, as ho
glanced out of tho window at tho river
and settled back in his chair bless
you; yes! Why, this is no spring at all
compared to ono wo had along in the
forties. I don't exactly remember tho
your, but we'll say 1811."
'Very early, was it?"
Yes, indeed. Wo only had seven
Hakes of snow that wliolo winter, and
tlioy fell in Docembcr. Only seven, sir,
nnd tho other two men who kept count
with mo aro now up in tho sail loft.
"Oh, no matter. Was tho rivor
' Not tho first sight of ieo all winter."
Did vessels continue to run?"
"Right along without a break. On
the 10th of January I sailed into UufTalo
witli a cargo of wheat, and the weather
was so warm that tho men walked tho
decks barefooted. On tho return trip I
was sun-struck oil l'oint An I'eleo."
. " Is that possibloP"
"That's u dead tact. That was a sad
trip for mo, both financially any physic
ally." "Why, you didn't loso any money,
"Not on tho cargo, but going off just
nt tho timo I did nnd being gono eleven
days throw my garden patch all behind
and it novor caught up."
"Hut you got over tho sun-strokoP"
"Not entirely, and probably novor
shall. I can't talk five minutes without
feeling dry, nnd if I should go to ask
you to have n glass of beer with mo I'd
stutter over it so long that you'd have a
chanco to ask mo twice to drink with
you. No, young man," ho
continued, as ho carefully put tho glass
down, "don't try to rush tho season.
Early navigation has no money in it, and
it is full of perils. Pvo tried it, and tho
result is an infirmity which will follow
me to my grave. I always smoke after
drinking, and yot thanks don't
caro if Fdo I prefer dark color and
yet that is, don't rush things. There's
nothing gained by it," Detroit Free
m -m m
Tho word "carnival," so ofton in
uso at tho present time, is dorived from
tho Latin cumi vale, "farowcll0 to
A. Little Story AJout Tabic Economy.
It Is Saturday afternoon, and I will
tell you in confidence, my dear reader,
(of course witli tho understanding that
you won't sneak of it,) a littlo of my
personal, private experiences during tiio
On Sifuday morning last I thought I
would try for tho week the experiment
of living cheaply.
Sunday breakfast", hulled Southorn
com, wltii a little milk. My breakfast
cost three cents. I took exactly tho
samo thing for dinner. Food for tho
day six cents. I novor take any supper.
Monday breakfast, two cents' worth
ooatmeal, in tho form of porriihjo,
with ono cents' worth of milk. For
dinner two cents' worth of wliolo wheat
boiled with ono cent's worth of milk.
Food for Monday six cents.
Tuesday breakfast, two cent's ortli
of b6ans, with half a cents' worth of
vinegar. For dinner, ono quart of rich
beau poi-ridjjo, worth one cent, -.villi
four slices of coarse brea l worth two
cents. Food for Tuesday five and a
Wednesday breakfast, hominy mado
of Southern corn (perhaps the best of all
food for laboring men in hot weather)
two cents' worth, with ono cents1 worth
of sirup. For dinner a splendid beef
stow, tho moat in which cost two cenls.
A litlo extravagant you see. Hut then,
you know, " a short life and a merry
one." Perhaps you don't believe that
the meat was purchased for two cents?
Hut it was, though. Tho fact is that
from an ox weighing eight hundred
pounds net, you can purchase certain
parts weighing about ono hundred
pounds, even in this dearest of Ameri
can markQts, for three cents per pound.
Two-thirds of a pound mado moro stew
than I could cat. Thero was really
enough for two of us. Hut then, you
know how careless and reckless wo
Americans are in regard to our tablo
expeuscs, always getting twice as much
as wo need. 1 must not forget to say
that these coarse, cheap portions of tho
animal aro among tho best for a stow.
Tho very genius of waste seems to have
taken possession of me that fatal day. I
poured into my stow all nt once, slap
dab, a quarter of a cent's worth of Lei
cestershire sauce, and us if to show that
it never rains but it pours, I closed that
gluttonous scene by devouring n cent's
worth of hominy pudding. Food for
Wednesday eight and a quarter cents.
Tiio gross excess of Wednesday Ipd to
n very moderate
Thursday breakfast, which consisted
of oatmeal porridge and milk, costing
about two and a half cents. For dinner,
cracked wheat and baked beans, two
cents' worth of each, milk ono cent's
worth. Food for Thursday cost seven
and a half conts.
Friday breakfast, Southern hulled
corn and milk, costing three cents.
For dinner, another of tlioso gormandio
surlieits which so disgraced tho history
of Wednesday. Expense for the day,
eight and a quarter cents.
This morning, when I went to tho
table I said to myself: "What's the uso
of this economy?" and I made up my
mind for this day. at least, I would sink
all moral restraints, and givo up reins
to appetite. 1 have no apology or de
fense for what followed.
Saturday breakfast, I began with ono
cent's worth of oatmeal porridge, with
a teaspoonful of sugar worth a quarter
of a cent. Then followed a cent's worth
of cracked wheat, witli half a cent's
worth of milk. Then tho breakfast
closed with two cent's worth of milk
and ono cent's worth of ryo and Indian
bread. For dinner I ato 'half n small
lobster, which cost three cents, witli
ono cent's worth of coarse bread, and
ono cent's worth of hominy salad, and
closed with two cents' worth of cracked
wheat and milk. Cost of the day's food
twelve and three-quarter conts.
In all of thoso statements only the cost
of material is given. The cost of cook
ing is not given.
Cost for tho week fifty-four and a
Of course I don't protend that every
body can live in this luxurious way.
It isn't everybody that can afford it.
1 could have lived just as well, so far
as health and strength aro concerned,
in half tho money. Resides, on three
days I ate too much altogether, and
suflorcd from thirst and dullness. Hut
then I may plead that my habits aro vory
aotivo. Not only liavo I written forty
odd pages of this book during tiio week,
but I have done a largo amount of hard,
Hy tho way, I weighed, myself at tho
beginning of tho week and found it was
just two liundred and twelve pounds.
Since dinner to-day I weighed again
and found I balanced two hundred and
twelve and a half pounds, although I
liavo had unusal demands for exertion
of various kinds.
Hut let me feed a family of ten in
stead of ono parson, and I will givo
thorn tho highest health and strength
upon a diet which will cost hero in Hos
ton not moro than two dollars for tho
ton persons for a wcok. Let mo trans
fer my experiment to town, where
wheat, corn, oats and beef are so cheap,
and tho cost of fooding my family of
ten would bo so ridiculous that I daro
not mention it lest you laugh at me.
And so far from my family group be
ing of ghosts or skeletons, I will en
gago that they shall bo plumper and
stronger, hoalthicr and happier, witli
clearer skins, brighter oyes, sweeter
broaths, whiter teeth, and, in addition,
tlioy shall llvo longer than your Dol
monico dinars, each of whom spends
enough at a single dinner to feoil my
family of ton for a week. And last,
but not least, they shall enjoy tholr
meals vastly moro than your Delmonico
dinners. Dio Leioin, in Golden Hale.
Tho albatross, tho largost of sea
birds, flics with tho velocity of lOOinilva
FACTS ABOUT UMBRELLAS.
Antlnimrlnna nnv tlinl llin urnbrclln vt In.
rented aliortly nfier the flood, nml 1ms bcon tho
least Improved upon of nil appliances forAimnnn
comfort, the. Minpe being now as ltwnsui thoso
youthful days of the world An umbrella Is
much like a pigeon nt to tho question of posc
Mon tho hut one who pots it owns it. 1 no fol
lowing facts ubout umbrellas especially tho lait
one inny 5cro Mvy rcnd'-rarplcudiu purpose,
fooncror later To fiiuco your umbrella in u rack
indlcAtc tlint it is iibout to change ou tiers. An
urnbrclln carried over n woman, tnn man getting
nothingbut drippings of the ruin.itidlratcscourt-
1 ship. When tho man hns the umbrella nnd tho
woman the drippings, it iicMcntcs marriage. To
carry It nt right angles under your arm ignlfies
that nn cyo isjto bo lost by the man who follows
you. Toput n cotton unjbrcllubythoMdeofn;nIco
' hllk ono hlgnlfles that "oxchnngo is no robbery."
To lend nn urnbrclln Mgnides that I nm n lbol."
To carry nn umbrella Jutt hltrh cnouirh to tear
out men eyes nnd knock off men's lint:1, pignlllcs
" I nm a woman." To go without nn uiOirella
In n rain-storm shows I nm suro of getting rheu
matlMn. nnd will liavo to ii!o Ht. Jacobs Oil to
get well." To keep a fine umbrella for your own
mc nnd a. bottlo of .St. Jacobs On, nlways In tho
house, In case of rhcunuitlMii or accident, would
cifciiiiy uiui. juu tiiu fi'iu puuuMjpucr.
Tho followlne communication to tho editor of
tho Halcm (Mns.) JlraMrr shows how nn nrtlst
treated his visitor: "1 would lmvo accepted your
kind Invitation to visit you in your new quarters
with nleasuro bcloro this had not my old eitriny,
,Mr. lthcumntlsm, iiounccd on mo m sudiYunly.
Ho nrrived Inst Friday, nnd, without Mopping to
send up his enrd, rushed In nnd grasped me by
tho hand with such n grip that In a few hours
my hand nnd wrist wero to bndly nwollcn nnd
painful that I feltns though ono of Mr. Hatch's
coal tenms had run over me. Mr. Khcunmtlsm
has been a constant visitor ol mine for hcvcral
yenrs ; he always swells nnd put on n great mnny
airs, making himself nt homo, devouring uiysub
Mancc and leaving mo ioor In ilcsh nnd pocket.
Last winter ho camo and stnycel two months. I
then decided thut tho next tlmo ho camo I would
change his diet. I wns soincwhnt nt u Ioh what
to feed him wi'h, but finally concluded to givo
him threo bqunrc meals n day of St. JacousOiI
morning, noon nnd night. This faro ho Is dis
gusted with, it ml Is packing up his trunk and will
leave by to-morrow or next day; mij-s ho cannot
stop nny longer, as ho has pressing business else
where. Ho is n treacherous fellow, nnd he In
tends visiting Rome of our Hnlem mends; If ho
does, Just givo him tho sumo fare thnt I did and
ho won't stop long. J. S. Lefavouu.
MI13. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS.,
LYDBA E. PIGtiGCl4AMvS
Is a Positive Ouro J
far nil tlio.o l'nlnftil !iiniiliilnl nml WrnUneucl
ucoiiiiiioii looiirltctt fvnuile iioimliiOoit.
It will cur cutlieljr tiio noist form of I'uiiiaIo Com
plalntr, alloTArlan tronliln, Iiillaiuinntlon anil Ulcom
lion, FallliiK luitl l)liilncoiiiontK, anil tlia coimeiruont
Spinal VTenknvaf, ami ! jini Ocularly adapted to tlia
Change of Life.
It Trill dlinolro and eipM tumors from tlioutaruiln
an early (tagoof ileteloinnciit. 'Jim tendency to cm
corous humors Him o Is clircUeil Jtij speedily liy Its us.
It remoTCi falntneai, flatulency, ilntrojuull crarlng
foratlniulants, nnd rrllerea ncalcnes of tlio utomach.
It cures Wonting, Hrailnclie, Ncrroui I'rostratlon,
General Ueblllty, Bli'oplessiicis, lJepienslon and Indi
Tlmt feeling of bearing dorm, canning pain, Tf tight
and baclcacho, Is alrrays permanently cuied by Its use.
It Trill at all times nnd under all cli omittances net la
harmony Tilth the lairs Hint tiorcrn the female system.
For tho cure of Kidney Cotuplaliit of either sex this
Compound Is unsurpassed.
I.YDIA K. riXKIIA.M'S "VnOETATlI.TC COM
roUNIMs prepared at 233 and 235 Wvstorn ATenue,
Lynn, Mass. 1'rlcoOl. Slzhottlesfor J5. Sent by mall
In the form of pills, also In tho form of lozenges, on
receipt of prico, 81 per box for either, llrs.l'lukham
freely answers alt letters of Inquiry. Send f or pamph
tot. Address as abore. Mention thlt Iiptr.
No family thould bo without I.YDIAE. l'INKnAlt'3
LlVCIt PILLS. They euro cousUpatlon, blllousner
nnd torpidity of the llier. M cents per box. '
JMTHoId by all IlruaRists. -&J
For the Cure of coughs. Colds, nnnrscness, A
llrunchltls, Crj"P Influenza, Whooping Cough,
tuit Consumption, &c l'rtcu only Ma ctuti a 1
uotUtu O. AV. SIMMONS .t SON,
oaic iia.x.1,, Bosronr.
Tho lnrgt it dealers In Itisnd anil MIIK.u-y
Unllurma In ihJ United btat . bend foi
SO.OOO Nei'uniMIiind VnlfornK In
Nloek lit uli dm a. Country Ilai.dl ik'slr
liicrciinomlouluutnis will do well toi-xsmlne.
Cuniplete Uniform, roat, pants, hat. rp-uilrttcs und
pompon, MIS und 191M. Humph' suit i nt un irrelpt
nf JK, as giiArunti'M of faith. EuablMu'd HuMm-m
Men Witnt dfti Agents for our Cu.inin Clothlnu
Ui-tlrr Work, In every largo town and i Ity Spring
and Bummer Samples now re idy. Arbitral
OAK HALL, lIusKin, Muss.
50,000 SOLD IE ONE MOUTH.
OAK HALT. OVTLINRIIOOK. forJuvcnll
nrtlKU, with book of superior Water Colon-, llrushet
Kour boxes and bonks for SI.OO, exprrsi paid to
any address. Single book and color box. no cent.
DunlUate books, lo cents '1 he. prettiest Ihlng for
O. AV. SIMMONS Jz SON.
w Ouli Hull, ltowti.it. Muis.
I mw & T&f g
O jT r n - el
HI E?C5J IMPROVED ROO..T BEER
I UW -Vc- package makts.lgallouituf
adelcloiii .holeome. sp.irkllng
Temperance bevrragr. AikTiiiirdruugl t, or sent
U- null for j!5c, 0.1:.Uibm, U K, UcU. Ayo ruu.