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I j W ;. a remarkable Statement. Tb" Unusual Experience of a Prominent T Man Made 1'ubllc. The following article from the Democrat and Chronicle of Rochester, N. Y., is of so striking a nuturc, and emanates from so reliable a source, that it is herewith ro-publishcd entire. In addition to the valuable matter it contains, it will be found cxccedtogly interesting: To Uic Edlfor of the Democrat and Chronicle: 8ik: My motives for the publication of the most unusual statements which follow are, first, gratitude for the fact that I have been saved from a most horrible death, and second ly, n desire to warn all, who read this state ment against some of the most deceptive in fluences by which they have ever been sur rounded. It is a fact that to-day thousands of Seople are within a foot of the grave and they o not know it To tell how I was caught away from just this position and to warn oth ers against Hearing it, arc my objects in this communication. On the first day of June, 1881, 1 lay at my residence in tills city surrounded by my friends and waiting for death. Heaven only knows the agony I then endured, for words can never describe it. And yet. if a few years previous, any one had told me that I was to be brought so low, and by so terrible a disease, I should have scoffed at the idea I had always been uncommonly strong and healthy, had weighed over 200 pounds and hardly knew, In my own experience, whut pain or sickness were. Very many people who will read this Htatcment re alize at times thut they are utiusunlly tired and cannot account for it. They feel dull and Indefinite pains in various parts of the body sjnd do not understand it. Or they arc ex ceedingly hungry one dav and entirely with out appetite the next. This was Just the way I felt when the relentless malady which had fastened itself upon me 11 rat began. Still I thought it was nothing; that probably I had taken a cold which would soon pass away. Shortly after this I noticed a dull, and at times neuralgic, pain In my head, but as it would come one day and be gone the next, I paid but little attention to it. However, my stomach was out of order and my food often failed to digest, cauMug at times great Inconvenience. Yet I had no idea, ctcii as a physician, that these things meant anything scriouB or that a moustroiis disease was becoming fixed upon me. Candidly, I thought I was en (Tori nff from Malaria and so doctored myself accordingly. But I got no better. I noxt noticed a peculiar color and odor about the fluids I wuh parsing also that there were large quantities one day and very little the next, and that a persistent froth and scum appeared upon the surface, and a sedi ment settled In the bottom. And yet I did not realize my danger, for, indeed, seeing these symptoms continually, I Dually became accustomed to them, and my suspicion was wholly dlsanned by the fact that I had no pain in the ailected organs or in their vicinity. Why I shqnld have been so blind I cannot un derstand. There is a terrible future for all physical neglect, and Impending dunger usually brings a person to his senses even tnough it-may then bo too late, I realized, at last, my critical condition and aroused nivself to overcome it. And, Oh 1 how hard I trle'd I I consulted the best medical skill in the land. 1 visited all the prominent mineral springs In America and traveled from Maine to California. Still I grew worse. No two physlclaus agreed as to my malady. One said I was troubled with spinal Irritation ; another, nervous prostration ; another, malaria; another, dyspepsia; another, heart disease; another, general debility; an other, congestion of the base of the brain; and so on through a long list of common diseases, the symptoms of all of which I really had. In this way several years passed, durlug all of which tfmo I was steadily growing worse. My condition had really become piti able? The slight, symptoms I at first experi enced were developed into terrible and con stant disorders the little twigs of pain had grown t&oaks of agony. My weight had been reduced from 207 to 1!S0 pounds. My life was a torture to myself and friends. I could re tain no food upon my stomach, and lived wholly by injections. I was a living mass of Apaln. Xfy pulse was uncontrollable. Iu my agony I frequently fell upon the floor, convul sively clutched the carpet, and prayed for death. Morphine had little or no clfcct in deadening the pain. For six days and nights I had the death premonitory hiccoughs con stantly. My urine was filled with tube casts and albumen. I was struggling with Bright's Disease of the Kidneys in its last stages. While suffering thus 1 received a call from my pastor, the Rev. Dr. Foote, rector of 8t. Paul's Church, of this city. I felt that It waa our last interview, but iu the course of con versation he mentioned a remedy of which I had heard much but had never used. Dr. Footo detailed to me the many remarkable cures which had come under his observation, by means of this remedy, and Urged me to try It. As a practicing physician and a graduate of the schools, I cherished the prejudice both natural and common with all regular practltlouers, and derided the idea of any medicine outside the regular channels being the least beneficial. So sollcltlous, however, was Dr. Foote, that I Anally promised I would waive my prejudice and try the remedy he so highly recommended. I began Its use on the llrst day of Juue and took it according to directions. At first it 6lekened mo; but this I thought was a good sign for. One in my debilitated condition. I continued to take it; the sickening sensation departed and I was able to retain food upon my stomach. In a few days I noticed a decided change for the better, as also dkl my wife and friends. My hiccoughs ceased and I experienced less pain than formerly. I was so rejoiced at this im- . proved condition that, upon what I had be lieved but a few days before was my dying bed, I vowed, in the presence of my family -and friends, should I recover I would both publicly and privately, make known this remedy for the good of humanity, wherever and whenever I had an opportunity. I also determined that I would give a course of lec tures in the Corinthian Academy of Music of this city, stating In full the symptoms and al most hopelessness of my disease and the re markable means by which I have been saved. My Improvement was constant from that time, and In less than three months I had gained 20 pounds In flesh, became entirely frca from pain, and I believe I owe mv life and present condition wholly to Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, the remedy which. I used. Since, my recovery I have thoroughly re investigated the subject of kidney difficulties and Bright's disease, and the truths devel oped are astonishing. I therefore state, de liberately, and us a physician, that I believe MOHK THAN ONK HALF THB DKATIfS WHICH OO CUK IN AMKIUOA AUK OAUSKII 1IY BllIOUT'3 Disease ok tub Kidnkyh. Thisf may sound like a rash statement, but I am prepared to fully verify it. Bright's Disease has uo dls-' tlnctive symptoms of its own, (indeed, it often develops without any pain whatever in the kidneys or their vk'lnlty), but has the symptoms of nearly every other known com plaint. Hundreds of people die dally, whose burials are authorized by a physician's certlll cateof "Heart Disease," "Apoplexy," "Pa ralysis," "Spinal Complaint,1' 'Utheuina tism," "Pneumonia," and other com mon complalutB, wi,en In reality it was Bright h Disease of the Kidneys. Few physicians, and fewer people, realize the ex tent of this disease or Its dangerous and in sidious nature. It steals Into the system like s thief, manifests Its, presence bv the common est symptoms, and fastens Itself upon the con stitution before the victim Is aware. It is nearly as hereditary as consumption, quite as common and fully as fatal. Entire families, ....,w,i,...b . " fcuvir ancestors, nave uieu, and yet none of the lumber knew or realized the mysterious power which was removing them. Instead of commou symptoms it often hows none whatever, but bring death sud denly, and as such is usually supposed to be heart disease. As one who has suffered, and knows by bitter experience what he says, I Im plore every one who reads theso words uot to neglect the slightest symptoms of Kidney diffi culty. Certain agony ana possible death will be the sure result of such neglect, and no one can afford to hazard such chances. I am aware that such an unqualified state ment as this, coming from me, known as 1 am throughout the entire laud as a practitioner and lecturer, will arouse the surprise and pos sible animosity of the medical profession and astonish all with whom I am acquainted, but I make the foregoing statements based upon facts which I am prepared to produce and truths which I can substantiate to the letter. The welfare of those who may possibly bo suf ferers such as I was, is an ample inducement for me to take the step I have, and If I can successfully warn others from the dangerous path in which 1 once walked, 1 am willing to endure nil professional and personal conse quences. J. B. 1IEN10N, M. D. Rochester, N. Y., Dec. 30, 1SS1. Yern Cruz. Tho cily itsuli, compact and solid, with tt lino of domes ami steeples black ened with timo, roofs of substantial red tiles, plentiful balconies, and bits of wall tinted bluo, green and pink, is liko a little Venice. .A largo crane hangs out from the etui of an iron pier, and the fane hooks onto it at once tho terminus of the English railway which is to bear us away up tho extraordinary slopes from tho hot lands--tho (terras calicntso the mysterious interior and the capital. Jn an existence of going on four hun dred years Vera Cru. lias arrived at a population of seventeen thousand. Tho interior view of the place does not belio the promise of the lirst glimpse. Tho churches are of irregular, picturesque shapes, with nice bells, Tho principal one, in a little shaded la.a, has a dome of colored mosaic tiles, which shine in the sun a style we shall see plenty of farther on. The principal shops have a well-furnished air, especially in tho branches of groceries and heavy hard ware, and tho custom-house square is stuil'ed to repletion with cotton bales, railroad iron and miscellaneous goods waiting transportation. The principal street is called Do la Independonoin, and leads to a short concrete promenade bordered with stone benches and palm trees, ft is earl' discovered that the Mexican is very patriotic. Ho names his streets after his battles, as particu larly the Cinco do Mayo, fought at Puebla against the French, and oven has a way of joining the names of his heroes to'those of cities. Tims Puebla is Puebla do Zaragoza, commandant in the same great battle of the nth of May; and Oaxaca is Oaxaca of. (President) Juarez. Grass grows in, the joints of the stones in tho minor streets, and open gutters run in tho center. One might bo in sonio such Italian city as Mantua. Tho zopilolcn of which travelers have writ ten sit on long, straight water-spouts projecting from the houses. They tiro large, raven black, dignilied, and aloft there against the deep "blue sky have an appearance of carved architectural or naments. There are street-cleaning departments elsewhere which are far less ornamental, at any rate. Notices of a bull-light for the coming Sunday are posted on the dead walls. A tram car of a peculiar pattern runs out to the open fields, where there is a dancing place and ball ground. There is a view, in passing, of the ' cemetery, which should be a leading institution indeed at Vera Cruz; and"yet when ono is on tho ground, as is apt to be the case, thero are mitigations to be found oven of tho terrors of yellow fever. Pall bearers in gloomy weeds are nat urally expected to form a consid erable part of tho population, just as murderers and kidnapers of all sorts are expected to abound elsewhere. But an Americau resident assured mo that in four years ho had known but ono of our countrymen to die of the vomito, as It is called, and very few to have it. Its chief havoc is among the poor and badly nourished. The Amer ican Consul, himself a physician, and a resident of twelve years' standing, is strenuous iu his views as to the harm done to the commercial interests of both countries by ignorance and mis representations on the subject. It is certain that the local authorities do not regard the disease as contagious, put ting those alllicted side by side with surgical patients in the hospital; from winch it seems that if the case woro re ally looked into, there may be as little need of tho aunpying quarantine against yellow" fovor, at least of this;varigty, as if it were simple ague. W. . Hixhop, in Harper's Magazine. .( : Cure for Asthma For three months past robberies, attended with most cruel murders, have been of daily occurrence in Hungary. One reason is the incroase of pauperism, but the chief cause is ascribed to tho mild sentences, passed by the courts of justice on crimes of violence. A few weeks ago, for instance, at, Koinorn, a woman who. because she wanted to marry a young man had killed her has-J imuil witn a hatchet, was let oil with only live years' imprisonment. Tho Pesth Court of Justice, too, hfci just sen tenced a man who, aftor robbing a will ow of her money, had murdered her, to no more than twelve years' imprisonment. A Canadian, has recovered a vordiot for $150 damages against tho trustees of tho First Baptist .Church of Montreal, a horse, frightened by snow falling from tho church, having collided with his sloigli to his personal injury. Ho lost his case on its first hearing. Tho Court of Review reversed that decision, and awarded 8150 damages, and the Court of Appeals lias now sustained tho latter judgmont by a majority of tho 'Judges- A lady whoso husband has suffered very acutoly from asthma, and had tried many methods of relief without advan tage, sends tho following: "Ono very hot day when tho thermometer stood at ono hundred and six degrees my husband took a severe cold, and asthma troublo commenced. A gentleman sent him word that an olu man of his acquaint ance had been cured by sleeping on a willow made of 'wild balsam,' or, as tho Massachusetts people call it, 'life ever lasting.' It grows wild in most places In the country, and is very sweet, and con sidered by some an excellent thing for cold made into a tea, of course. We hadn't a particle of faith, but, as some grow close by by, sent and got it, and, as it was not dry enough for a pillow, put it on .tho floor in his bedroom. That night my husband didn't have tho asthma, nor lias ho had it since Wo don't expect it will last, but we don't know. We aro gathering more. Wo are going to give it a thorough trial. It has workeila miracle so far, for it is now a week since ho has had the asthma." Bangor (Me.) folks have been look ing with wonder upon a speck of hu manity in the shapo of a uoy .named Dudley Foster, who is fivo years old, weighs less than six pounds, and is twenty-one inches tall. m m It is interesting to know that Ching 1'sao Ju, tho new Chinese Minister, is n clever diplomat and scholar, about fifty four years old. He is a man of groat wealth. 4 A MAN often stubs his toe on the threshold Of 6UCCCSS. A WATCHMAKKit is oltting in his shop, sur rounded by clocks and watches, all going, nnd no two alike. Ho perceives that it is getting lato in the afternoon, und anxiety rushes upou him. He rushes out of his shop iml stops the first passer-by. "Sir, what o'clock Is it, please?" WaNtrd to swallow him "I think I made a sensation," said Brown. "All the time I was speaking the whole audience Received my statements with all open mouthed eagerness that was really wonderful." "Gaping Is nothing very wonderful," remarked Fogg In his usual exasperating manner. Jlonton Tran icript. Accidental truth A medical certificate is among the treasures of tho London (icueral Post-office, worded ns follows: "This Is to certify that I attended to Mrs. In her last illnes nnd that she died In consequence thereof." Syraetue Herald. A OAI.CULATINO exchange says "It tnkes a woman ten times as long to dress as a man." Perhaps because her dress costs ten times as much as a man's. Anyhow, when she is dressed, the chances arc that she looks ten times more paralyzing than n man. Xorrlt toien Jfcrald. m W. to B. "I'll give you n piece of my mind, sir, if you are uot careful 1" B. to W. "I'll be very careful, for your sake, as you need all the mind you've gotl It might ruin you for life if you were to givecven a small piece away 1" -" Wives ought really to be more careful about telling the truth to their husbands. "Why do vou start so whenever I come Into tho room!" asked a brusque man at his. bet ter uau. "it is only my nerves, mv poor nerves," she replied, "which arc so very tcak mat i am starueu t every stupni tiling l see." Boston Star. " The word "nastv." thniurh not nice, is much used In Kngland. It describes so much of the weather over- there that people cannot get muug wiuiout it. How to treat a bummer show him rfo quarter He Did Not Mlnco Mntters. A representative of the Lynn (Mass.) Item, In a late ramble throughout that city, gath ered, among other scraps of interest and infor mation, the following: The first place visited by the reporter was the fruit store of Mr. J. Lcvctt, No. 07 Market street, In response to a rumor that the proprietor had been cured of the rheumatism by the great remedy. Mr. Levett not being in, the reporter had a talk pith his son. Mr. Lovett stated that his fa ther had been cured of an exceedingly bad at tack of rheumatism by the St. Jacobs Oil. He nad the disease In his right arm and shoulder, which became perfectly helpless after being iflected a few hours. Ills pain was so great that he could not rest In comfort or attend to business with any degree of satisfaction. Aft rr enduring this sort of thing for some time, ao purchased a bottle of the Great German Remedy and began to apply it. He did not nlncc matters at all, but just used the Oil for ill It was worth. After pursuing this mode it treatment for three days the pain was ban shed and his father was In a perfectly healthy rondltton. He has never since felt any rheu natlc pain. Laziness grows on people. It begins in cobwebs, and ends iu irou chains. The more business a man has to do, the more he Is able to accomplish, for he learns to economize his time. Hoiia.ce B. Dick, Esq., associate editor of ;he DUaware Co, Republican, Chester, Pa., was mred by St. Jacobs Oil of very ecvero injuries esultlng from a fall. Ills arm appeared to be aralyzed, but tho Oil cured him. Philadelphia ledger. m A KASHioNAnLK belle wishing to be very se rene on a rival said the only thing that wasn't tujse about her was the hole In her stocking. " ' Our rrojjreHS. As stages are quickly abandoned with the completion of railroads, so the huge, drastic, cathartic pills, composed of crude and bulky medicines, are quickly abandoned with tho in troduction of Dr. Pierce's "Pleasant Purgative I ellets.f 'which are sugar-coated, andlittle larg er than mustard seeds, but composed of highly ncentrated vegetable extracts. By druggists. r - Honksty is the best policy, except when an acquaintance strikes you for a loan. Then a little deception often saves cush. Consumption Cure. Dn. R. V. PiBKpE: Dear A'fr Death was hour ly expected by myself nnd friends. My phy slclaus pronounced my dlBcasu consumption, and said I must die. I began taking your "Dis covery" and " Pellets." I have used nine bot tles mid am wonderfully relieved. I am uow able to ride out. "EuzAitKTH TuoiiNTOJi, Moutongo, Ark. Nkvkh give a present with & string at tached to it as if you wanted to keep it, or ex pected it to come back again. The "Golden tt ojih. or Yontlt" may be retained by using Dr. Pierce's "Favor ItePrfcEcrlptlou," a specific for " feinalc com plaints." By druggists. " What Is love 1" asks everybody, and some body replies; "It Is a feeling that vou don't want another fellow fooling around her." . . . ... Unlversnt Satisfaction. Universal satlsfartlonso evory druggist re port about I'lso's Cure tor Consumption. Messrs. Urocsbcek Wilkinson, of Har vard, Ills., write: " Your medicine gives uni versal sat Isf action." L. K. Sumlon, of Klrby. Ohio, says: "I am selling Piso's Cure. It gives satisfaction and good icaults." L. Volkcrs, of Donnlson, Ills., reports that Piso's Cure sells rupldly aud gives good satis faction. Fon DiniTmcHiA, don'tfailtouse Dr. L. B. Townb's Difiitiibhia Kino. The Great Pius Vkntivk and Cuius. Sold by all druggists. Mor rison, Plummcr&Co., Chicago- Oou'l Ageuts. Henry's Cnfbollc Bulre. TheBr.6T Salvu fur Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ul cers,. Salt Kbouin, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Coins aud all kinds ot Skin Erup tions, Freckles and Pimples. Buy Henuv's Cahuomo Salvk, all others aro conitUrfuto. Dr. Green' Oxj-aeiuttctl Itltter Is the bent, remedy for Dyspepsia, Biliousness. Malaria, Indigestion, disorders and diseases of tho Stomach, Bldod, Kidneys, Liver, Skin, etc. Duiino's CATAnim S.hufp cures oil affec tions of tho mucous membrane of the head. Dn. Mott's Livuu' 1'ir.M are the best Veg etable Cathartic ltegululors. -- - - - If afllictcd with Sore Eyes, tine Dr. Isnau Thompson's Eye Water. 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I'coplo observed, with wide-eyed won der, tho locomotive and ten der aud full train of cant mov ing through tho country, adorned on every Available pot with tho macfcal uords 'St. Jacobs Ou.P' It looked porgeous.lf full display of color . allowed to mean nnytliliiK timet, ItlookedHUblluic, If tlio Impu dence of tho advcrtlsln g man bo tho mcflMirliiff stand artU It looked' funny to eo tho train and engine s w a t It o d Willi tllCNO ' parti color od rhou i nnd ' at a convo n lent op portunity our corres pondent In quired of tnoconduc- , tor what It all meant?" 'HYhy, it means that my whole train lookn like traveling mcnngorln," said the conductor. "I laid up my train at Tramway, ns uxual.and. dur ing the hours of 'balmy sleep,' I suppOM) nomo of thoto advertising wretrhex backed ui) their kit' and posted It from front to rear. 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