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Dust on Your (JIiishcs. I don't o'ton put on my glasses to ex amine Kitty's worlc; but otio morning, not long n nee, I (lid ho upon entering a room mm had neon swooping. " Did jou forgot to open tlio windows when yon Hwopt, Katy?" I iniiiiroi!; "this room is very dusty." I think there 1h dust on your eye glasses, mn''um," she natil, moduHtlv. And sure enough. tho ovo-glasses worn nt fault, mid not Knly. I rubbed thorn oir, ntid ovoryth.iiglookod bright and clean, Uiq carpel liko now, and Katy'n face Haiti: "I urn glad It wan the glasses, and not mo this timo." This has tnuirht mo a trootl Iiishom, I Miiid to tmself, upon leaving tho room, and ono I hIiiiII rcmomhor through life. In tho evening Katy came to ui; with some kitchen troulili). Tho cook had doiiii ao-iiud-Ho, and hIio had fluid mo iuxI-ko. Whoti lior Htory was finished, I tia'd, smilingly: "Tlioro la dual on vour glasses, Katy; rub tliuni o'V, you will hro bottor." HIio uudoratood mo, and loft tho room. I told tlio incident to tho children, nnd it Ih iuitu oonimou to hoar thorn Hay to ouuh other: "Oh, tlioro is dust on your glassus." .Soiuutiinos I am rofurrud to. "Mamma, Harry has dust on Ida glasses; can't ho rub it oil? ' ' When I hoar a person criticising nn ollmr, condemning, perhaps, a oourao of action ho knows notliiiiaboiit, draw ing inferences prejudicial to tho person or poraons, I tliliil;, "There's dust on your glisses; rub it oil'." Tho truth In, ovorybody wears thesis vory samo glllSHCS. I Hsild thin to ilohn ono day, aomo lit llo mutter coming up that called forth tho remark: Thoru aro Homo people, I wish would begin to rub. then," said ho. "Thoru ia Mr. Ho-and-So, and Mrs. So-aud-So, thoy aro alwayH roady to pick at aomo ono, to alur, to hint; I don't, know, I don't liko them." "I think my aim John has a woo bit on his glasses just now." He laughed, and aakod: "What is a boy to dol"' " Keep your own well nibbed up, and you will not know whether othora uood it or not." " I will," ho replied. I think, aa a family, we are all prolit ing by that littlu incident, and through life will novor forgot the inclining of "Tlioro is dust on 3 our glasses." Ob server. A HiitM'Iiifc Timo. When (inllaghor packed away his fur overcoat, bust oar, ho reaolvod the moths .should not destroy it, so ho put about four pounds of popper into it. When that cold morning alruok us, ho got tho coal out in a hurry ami, without stopping to brush it, piit it 011 and skipped for 11 horso-ear. In ho jumped and sat down. As ho went down, out Hulled a little lot of popper and ho in haled it. The peppor made him snooze. Tim convulsion of snoozing agitated tho coat further, and tho popper kept coming up on him. So. instead of fltopi)inr sniiov.injr, ho snoozed harder. .llo sneezed so hard Una ho attracted general attention, llo oyo filled with tears. Every sneeze liuidu things I worse llo gasped for wrath and tried ' to stop, but could not. People didn't1 uudui-ttand it, and thought tho man I would die. A benevolent gentleman went to tho rescue, llo patted (Jalla- I ghor'a back, and a little Hull' of popper arose to him. Ivutohoo! llo was siioo. ing, too. And his otl'ort had .so spread tho popper that not only did (inllnghor go it worso, but tho people next to tJal lahor began to sneeze. The violence of Gallagher's snoozing meantime in creased. Ho shook so that the ponper oiuno out of the coat in a cloud, boon ovorybody in the car was snoe.iug. "What cutohoo sort of a oatehoo man aro youP" asked ono man of Gal lagher. Hut tho latter could not loidy. Tho thing was getting serious. The conductor came in lo rectify matters, but ho got to .sneezing, too, and could do nothing. tSomo of tho passengers woro furlousat Gallagher. Two of them attempted to put him out of tho car. Thoy clinched him. Of courso tho more thoy shook him tho worso things got. Everybody in tho oar was shed ding tears and snoozing frightfully. Consternation prevailed. Finally some body made a broak for the door. Thoy all lied, all but Gallagher, and the men lighting him. Finally thoy woro got oil', and Galluhor arose to got out. Tho oar had boon stopped. Those who had got out had recovered from their par oxysms and wanted to lick Gallaghor. Hut as thoy started for him, tho thought .struck them that they'd net to snoozing again If thoy meddled with him. So thoy let him go. And ho wont homo ami was so mad at the coat, he took it oil' and sailed in to kick it and got into Another snoozing lit that lasted tifteon minutes. Uoston l)St. 44 Working People " in Now England Fifty Years Ago. When wo talk about " tho working classes," wo are using vory modern lan guage, which thoso who formed tho treat mass of our nonulation fortv or ttfty yours ago would have found it dif - itcuit to unilorstanu. i ho term " work- ing-peoplo" was thou seldom usod, bo eauso everybody worked. Tho minister and tho doctor had usually worked with tlioir hands, to defray their collogo ex penses; and thoy often continued tlioir labor afterwards, to okoout a scanty In come Tho mistress of a family did her own sowing and housework, "or, if it was too much for her, called in a neigh bor or a relative as holp." Young girls wore glad qf an opportunity to earn money lor thomsolves in this way, or by moans of any handicraft thoy could learn, or by teaching tho district Kohool through tho Hummer months; all thoio oinplovmouts being considoiod oouallv rosnoctulilo The children of that gcnoiatiou w ro brought up to en- ,,. i(Lrti) s. J hey oxnocieu to nuiKo aomethine- of themselves and of life, but not oasllv, not without constant exer tion. Tho energy and tho oatnostnes.s 'through which their fathers lind sub dued thostu'ttgu forces of naturo on this I continent still lingered in tho air, a moral exhilaration. ! Children born ha'f a century ago grow .up penetrated thioiigh every liber of it bought with tlio idea that idleness is disgrace. It was taught with tho alpha bet and tho spelling-book; it was on l lorcod by precept and oxamplo. athoino ' and abroad; and it is to hojfeonfessod that it did sometimes haunt the childish Imagination u'uiosl incrciloa.slv. 1 know that Dr. Walls's " How (loth He little tuisr Itro linprme eiieli hIiIiiiiiit hour," and King Solomons "(Jo to the ant, thou sluggard and bo wise," tilled one child's mind with a disliko of bees and ants that amounted almost to ha tred; thoy ran and How and buzzed about her liko accusing spirits that left hor no peace In her beautiful day dreams. Jt was a great relief to seo a boo loitor in tho air around tho llowors, as if ho enjoyed tho lazy motion. Aa for tho nuts, -those little black pagans, thoy overdid tho business by working just aa hard on Sundays as on any other day. It surely was not proper to follow tluir example! Lhcij l.nrcum, in At lantio Monthly. Tills anil INil Ions. Tho Anglo-Saxon evinced at an early period that toiKloney to seek refugo in pilh; and potions which isso pronounced to-day. Ono of those unpleasant per sona whoso business it seems to be to run to earth unwelcome facts, made, some years ago, tho horrid discovery that an East Anglian "county family," of tho very sevorest respectability, owed its rise to a successful pill and ointment when the "Merrie Monarch" was King, two conturies ago. It would bo a curious study tor an idle man to trace tho rise, progress, decline and fall of patent nostrums. Aro thov init io he found written in tlio chionicles of the daily newspapers? Turn back twenty years ago, and you lind the reo ord of bunelicont preparations as utter ly unknown to tho present generation aa those of to-day will be to your grandson. Who hears now of Morri son's pills a peculiar feature of which was that, according to the proprietor, you couldn't take too many -and ot there was a timo in tlio memory of liv ing men when you could not take up a paper, this wot Id over, without seeing j attest 'itmns of their wondrous virtues. No pill-man. however, oven on this soil, hiw approached as an advertiser Mr. Ilolloway, of London, whoso expendi ture in advocating Ids wares is known to have; averaged for a long period over .'jU.'iO.UOO a year. Some time ago a young man appointed to a position in China studied assiduously the language of that country on tho voj ago thither. On getting into port his eye was at onco attracted by a huge poster, in Chinese characters, on a wall of tho wharf. Painfully experimenting on his rocontly-ncquirod knowledge, lie was as surprised as he was amused to lind that the poster was chronicling tho virtues of Ilolloway1 s pills and oint ments. Whatever may be the merits of these nostrums, their owner is one of tlio most benevolent beings who ever trod earth. His well-considered charitable gifts mid endowments now amount to tf l.oUO.OOU. Some years ago Mr. Ilolloway came to the conclusion that many persons in Unit class of soci ety which is above tho humble, yet not of the high, were greatly in need of help in cases of mental illiless, so ho founded a sumptuous "Sanitarium." to accommodate -100 patients, at a cost of 91,7.00,000. Then, wishing to raise a memorial to his wife, he built and en dowed at a cost of tf:J,O0(),0lH), a college for tho higher educat'on of women. This has accommodation for 1150 pu pils, each of whom will have a bod and sitting room. No religious test will bo imposed. The Principal of this college will be a lady, to be endowed with al most absolute power, but she must bo a spinster, under sixty. . With a view to encourage tlio pupils in a taste for art, this establishment will contain ltiastorpieces in painting. Tlio fourteen pictures alroadv bought for it cost Slb'5,000. It must bo admitted after this that pills are .sorious things, and not to be lightlv regarded as motors in human affairs. -A'. . Tunes. The Dream That Frightened a Woman. A lady in Hath was recently much alarmed by dreaming that some ono was holding her wrist. Vainly en deavoring to scream for assistance, she sucoeoded at length in whispering just loud enough to awaken herself. After a few minutes' relief at being no long er under the inlluence of tho dream, sho bocamo conscious that some ono was reall holding her left wrist, and all her strength was inadequate to re lease it. Whether to call her hostess or not was easily decided, for her ter ror rondored her as speechless as sho I had boun boforo awakuuimr. It could ' not bo that any of her lrionds had soizou her wrist in snort; it was too rigid a clasp, and had been continued some time, tor her loft hand was cold and numb. Hut just as she should bo able to speak in a moment she found the relentless grasp was that of her own right hand, and not easy to withdraw from its twin companion, so des'perato lmd become its holil.--j'i (d7c.) Times. Tho sowing of forest pino soeds hni boen begun by' tho Shakers at ICnllold, Conn., and the State authorities aro considering plans for encouraging his needed industry. Tho French I'ollro System. Tho police of Paris is under the direc tion ot a Pro cct, who is ajipo nled by tho Minister of the Interior, and who is required to reside at the Prefecture, which stands on tho liuai do Nlorlogo, adjoining the I'oi ice of Justice and the Prison of the Conciergerie. Ho has under his orders a force of nearly sovou thousand policemen in uniform, twenty one ollloers of the peace, eighty distiiot commiisioneisof police hmm .nairm), iivo bundled detectives and a number of uycnlv h crti, or private paid m.orm ors, known only to himself and to the two or threo principal members of his stall". Th s stall' consists of the direct ors, sub directors and clerks of twelve Hections, each of which transacts a special oluss of bu-dnos; thus there is tho " lluroau rles Ktrangers," "llurcau do la Suruto lient-rale," " Bureau des Gamis" (for the supers ision of hotels I and lodging-house), and so on. I For administrative purposes, Paris is divided into twenty wards (arrcwlixsr. moils) and oightv cpiurters. Each ward has a lot ce of about three hundred and twenty-hvo policemen, commanded by i an ollieor of tho peace; and each quarter a police station, managed by a Com inissairo. Tho ollieor of the peace is tho captain of tlio pobco corps in his I ward; ho wears a silvor-laocd uniform and sword, ranks with a Captain in tho I army, and i3ahvas a well-educated gent'eman, ot a status much super. or to an rmglish superintendent, lie is never chosen Irotn the ranks of the police sergeants, but is generally selected from what ono may call the upper or gontlomaii-dotoctivos ol the Prolecluro. or else irom among the secretaries and clerks to tlio ifiroctors. His pay amount.- to about two hundred pounds sterling a year, and he is lodged in tho Maine of his ward, where lie is pro vided with a comfortable suite of apart ments with coal and gas free. His du ties are to superintend the men of his brigade, to go rounds ot inspection in order to hoe that they aro on their beats, and on important occasions, when great crowds have to bo kept in order, or when riots have to be sup pressed, ho takes command of his brig ado in tlio streets. Threo times a day ho sends reports to the cuiof of the mu nicipal policu at the Prefecture ooncorn ing all that bus occurred withn his ward. In addition to tho brigades in tlio twenty wards, there is a "Hrigado Centralo" of two hundred and fifty men and an ollieor, who, like tho A Division of tho London police, form a reserve available lor special duty. As tlio area and population of Paris are Imrulv equai to half those of Lon don, the seven thousand Parisian po- r.0iiion form 11 stronger force than the ton thousand and odd who triiurd tlio KiiLdisli cnoitul: and we must add to them the tronihirnios and Republican guards, who, though under the orders oltlio iMinistero' war, may really ho , described tis mounted police. The Parisian policeman, who used to bo called scnitU lc mile but is now termed fardicn da hi mix, has nothing to do beyond hooping ordor in tho streets. It is the Republican guards who escort prisoners in the cellular vans from tho jails to the law courts, and stand by thorn in the criminal docks; who attend at theaters, casinos and all places of public amusement; and who line tlio streets whenever tlioro is any pageant. On the raeo-eourses soldiers are gener ally pressed into service to keep tho course clear, and thus policemen tiro never divorUd from tlioir regular beats and duties. It is considered so impor tant that a loliceman should learn to i know all tho pooplc in tlio district where ho is stationed that a man's heat is scarcely ever changed. Tlio average term of service in tlio force is fifteen 3 oars, and during that timo a man will have to walk, iltiily and nightly, tho same set of stroots, till he knows tho face of every man, woman and child in the locality. By day each policeman walks singly; by night thoy always go in pairs, at least in the populous quar ters Their pay begins at lifty-six pounds a year, and rises gradually to eighty pounds. Kvory wan of Paris, as abovo said, has four quarters, and each quarter has its police station with a Cominissairo. Tlio Cominissairo do Polico is an official having no equivalent in England. Ho is the Litntot morum, tho censor, tho o- ocutivo magistrate of tho distaict whore ho resides. Ho is not a Justico, for ho has no power to pass sentences; but ho has unlimited power as to ordering tho arroht of poisons whom he may regard us suspicious characters; and as arrest in Franco generally involves three days' detention at least, this puts the liberty of tho .subject at tho Commissairo's moroy. Corniill Magazine Overwork. Many people kill themselves in order to make a living. Thoy have others do- pending upon their otlorts, and cannot afford to remain idle long enough to en- joy a much-needed rest; they work 'both night and day; and so go on and on until, poor wretches! thoy die in harness, ami tho people tor wnoso siiko thoy denied themselves allthojojsof life live without them very comfortably, No human being should thus saoritice himself for others. He should havo some moroy on himself, and hesitato boforo ho engages in tho nig!it-work wliieh must eventually sap away his lilo; for sloop, as wo all know, is food to the nerves; in othor words, it is only during sleep that the nerves can rest and readjust tho balanco of thoir func tions, disturbed by tho woar and tear of waking hours. If this balanco be lost - and lost it is in tho long run oven by the strongest who sin against nature's law as regards sleep a very distressing condition of tlio whole system is tlio in evitable result, a condition which may bo cured by complotc rest and relaxa Hon, and n return to more regumr nnd consistent habits of life, but which enda only too often in promaturoold ago and early death. Pro essional men, literary men, artist and students, are very fre quently tho victims of nervous exhaus tion, produced through thooxil habit of turning night into day. For 1 niaiu ta n that good and health-giving h1oo. can onlv be obtained during the silent hours of tho night. It mav be averred, however, that tho very bet brain-work can also bo performed at night. I doubt it. for the body of a healthy man is always more fresh in the morning, and his mind muro light and cheerful. Ho is thun in tlio best state to do good work without extra wear and tear of brain and nervous tissues. Tin re is no disease bo insidious, nor when fully de veloped so dilllcult to cure, as that species of nervous dogonoration or ex haustion produced hi night-work and long hour. The symptoms of nervous prostration are exceedingly painful, wo can afford to pity even tlio man of pleasure, who has by Ii'ib own foolish conduct induced thorn, but much mote so tho brnin-worker, who has been burning tlio midnight oil in the honest endeavor to support a wife and family with respectability in lilo. Ho has made a mistake for wh ch lie must pay ( dourly unless it is quickly remedied. Persian Theatricals. I It is foitiinato that thontor-goors at home do not take to heart the trauedies which are placed upon tlio English stae so much as the Persians, who, ac cording to a writer, not only shed tears in the actors narrate the death of tho Prophet, the martyrdom of Aly, and ' other incidents in the history of Mo liammodtii sm, but howl piteously as thoy leave the theater, pull each other' 8 hair, and run knivqs into themselves with despair. Those representations aro stvlcd "lear.ies, ' and they take place during tho religious lestival of the Moharrum, being got up by wealthy people with the double object of propitiut ng tho Deity and making a display ot their rich tapestries and jewels on tho stage. The representa tions are hold either in the court-yards of their houses or upon the public squares, the personages of importance viewing thorn from tlio windows of the houses, while the crowd gathers round tho improvised stage, "camels at rest." Ushers, armed with heavy wands, go round to maintain order, and lads with pipes to bite, and water and cakes to .-oil, dvono out their stock phrases until the story-tellor, followed by six chorister-boys, mounts tho stage. His business is lo prepare the audionej for tlio representation by lolling them stories relative to tho deaths of tho Imaums, and in order to produce a more powerful effect upon them he in- terlards his story with fromiont groans nnd tears, dually throwing down histur- """. iuii-mi;upsu msuiess, iumuinniS ins nails into his chest. His despair moves tlio whole of tho audience to tears, and he then descends from tho stage with a bottle, and, sopping up tlioir to.irs with a piece of cotton wool, presses them into it ono of theso tears, in tho opinion of tho Porsiuns, being sutlicicut to save the life of a patient who has been given up by tho doctors. This prologue over, the actors appear, and the drama begins, with the results described above. Those, however, are not the onlv plays in tho Persian repertory, the two other kinds being tomachas" uud "karague," of which tho hrst-r.amod are larces or comedies, full of allusions more or less broad, and improvised by the "hontys," who aro professional dancers and musicians. These Loutys aro often accompanied by dancing girls, and oven by monkes and boars, and they grimo themselves with soot and Hour. Tho karaguez is very much liko our own Punch and Judy, the character of Punch being taken by Kotehol Pohlevan, who is in variably repre-onted as bald, and whoso favorite occupation is to deceive tlio IMollahs by pretending to piety. After having depicted to tho Molluiis in very glowing terms the charms of a religious life and tho pleasures re served to good Mussulmans in another world, ho begins to sing anacreontic songs until the poor Mullah, carried away by enthusiasm, throws down tlio Koran ami begins to play th guitar and drink tho fine wine of Chiraz. Lomton Daily Netos, A Female Liuiip-Ijiirhter. Washington possesses, what no othot city, perhaps, in the United State does, ii woman lamp lighter, lior iiamo is Mrs.' Welsh. Sho is of Irish extrac tion, and is represented as a busy, bust ling little woman of about forty j ears of asre. Her district is situated in u liat. is known as Hell's Ilottom, one of tlio worst sections of the citv. and throuLrh this section, at all hours of the night, Mrs. Welsh may be seen hastening from lamppost to lamp-post either lighting or extinguishing. Sho does ' not uso a ladder, but runs up the post with the agility of a squirrel. On tho ' darkest nights sho penetrates tho in- most recesses 01 mo auoys with a bravery that knows no fear. Tin lamps along hor routo aro lighted with tho utmost regularity and extinguished with equal promptness. In fact, she may bo regarded as tho model lamp lighter of tho city. Hor husband is now in jail, serving out a sentence for an olleiieo which his Irish impetuosity led him into, and to retain tho position in tho family tho little woman assumed to tako hor husband's place and do his work. Jn striking contrast with this case is that of a six-foot man who has chargo ot a certain district and who whistles vigorously while extinguishing tho lamps that aro in .secluded spots, for tho purpose, it is said, ot keeping up his courage, Washington Tost. ' -"'VftTfc tW COMFORT BY THE WAY. r ftW The sinnlt Luv'm Idea of ccnulm llcomfott nnd li(iiliii-ix vn lo bu ij Ipltchi'd Intou Kimlof lev crcmii whfvo f i-hores woru mnilo of hihiiihc ( tike 111m misery was tliu nWneo of lloo leiiwintMilMnn vs. '1 lint Ikij nl mi jny n iiivciitu Immunity Comfort isuji nrcclntiMl by conlnust wo culo it thing In iirutxirtlou to oiirroitiopilun of tlio ilfsuilvnntuKi's of our (IcjirlMi lion thereof 'IlitHaptitlwUoinnti rial ililiij? imicll iia to imniuterlal con- Mcnuions. 'uio ineie, whom iq H'limnce In the wintry cold uud k'ukiiPM fiend Uio uhlu r of dNrmr fort thrnucli tin- otisi'rver, would ml' ICiit notions ol llic coolest roiiilort 111 not and sultry duy.s of tl o stit n.icr .(.Avon. And In both mm .mm dial hi which tho lcldc flouiislns Um Htid In tlio one w herein Uh iiIim mc is roniileuoir -Unit moat iineoini."-in if ami lorturliis! oieiic, riieuinu tl-m. jik'ntirully abounds enmini; imtiiuiid iiKony to invrliiiNur isjoi.'' Vinl yitltlieed not be ihun ultlii tie If Millcrers would onl ut-ST. Jai oi,s On., tlio suret. mled una Micodli-M riniedvln the wlmln word for the i-riidli iitlou nnd cure of rlii'inniiH-in nnd nil I'rtliiful iillllKtit- 'Hie tnlliu my; iromtlit; uoeiiesiur (inn )N,'iw diowt howoino people utlend to tin ir rheumatism: "heii 11 ntui': lnjv bund had uoiie from home, nnd with find I'llli'ltlidi' teiecrHphtd his hole wff 'Whnt biii! "ii for brink f.i-t. mid Uuw'h tin Imlijr lie received tho brU f. practical nnilMiRnestlve icply 'liiicKU heat enkes mid tho lneiihles.' We have tlio report of n ense In oui mldt. not where mensleswus in the. bill uf fare, hut here M-lntle rhoumaA iImii eonlhiod Mr J. I)uw -on. the well- known Koch ester drtigulsi, to his room Tor a long period. U wns hUdcd lo our reporter in the follow Iiik words ' The senior liiendier of Ibis llun wns auneked with scintie rJieutimtl-in uboutlkccmber 10th lost.und for tout weeks Mirrcedliu? l'CD. join, coma 'iircely leave his room lie uii ST I i ons on., nnd is now iilOu to be nl Ids pliu oof bu-lncs, feelhiKiiot nnuli tho worvo lor his recent ulllktion. 1'ho Inference Is eoiiMncliiR. llio run which St. JaioiusOil Is linvini; IswcMiy, unprecedented, ntid the 111 dele Is mpldly dNplnrliig nil oilier rheumiitle remedies iu luM lis lib lr tiles lnMoiiie knovtn. "Kdsjiir T I'lime. l.-q. iinipflst. writes us from I'hhopec l-'nlN, n. lie prlnglleld (Miu-n ) Hrjwbttcun, 'thnt Mr Albert (iiicnthor, under Wild's Hotel, has u-ed thai reniiuka ')leieined.s,ST IacoiuOii ,lorntevore use of rhcuiniitlMti.und itaured hLu, is if by inuylc " DR. JOHN BULL'S ;mitli's Tonic Symp FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER. Tho proprietor of this colobratod raodicino justly claims for it a superiority ovor allrom odies ever offered to tho public for the SAFE, CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PERMANENT euro of Aguo and i'e vor, or Chills and Fovor, wheth er of short cr longstanding. He refer.? to tho outiro Western and Southern country to boar him tostimony to tho truth ol tho assertion that in no caso whatever will it- fail to cure If tho diroUlons aro strictly folio wod and carri&ft our,. In a great many cases a ainplo doso has bocn Duffioiont for a cure, and whole families havo boen cured by a singlo bottle, with)a per foct restoration of tho general health. It is, howover, prudent, and in every case moro cor tain to cure, if its uso is continued in smaller doses for a weok or two aftor tho disease has been checked, moro ospaclally in difficult and long-standing cases. Usually this medicino will not require any aid tokoop the bowels In good order. Should the patient, howover ro quire a cathartic modicine, after bavin'; takon throo or four doses of the Tonic, a iiinglo doso of BULL'S VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS will bo sufficient. Tho genuine SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP must have DR. JOHN BULL'S private stamp on oach bottle. DR. JOHN BULLonlyb.au the right to manufacture and sell the original JOHN J. SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, of Louisville. Ky. Examine woll the label on each bottle. If my privato stamp is not on each bottle do not purchase, or you will bo deceived. IDDFt. a-03E3C3Xr IQTTXjiIIj, Manufacturer nnd Vender of SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, BULL'S SARSAPARILLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYCR The Popular Romocllos of tho Day. I'rlnrlpil OfflVr, !!l U Main St.. 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