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About Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882 | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1881)
ff fH t i fc Our Itcst Young Mrn Talk II inor. "Y" Somoboclys tellin' voiinir man with the me." tho best ilooil-stimo rinsr. said, "Conklinsr and Pratt resigned. Who s goin t no Uovonior nowr Tho bcstyoimg man who writes in the Collector's 'olllcu, und is consequently well nostcd in polities, 8aid: "Why, Coiiklin' want Govnah. Ho was only Sonatah; something like that. Him and Pratt, both Senatahs. like UMiovod tho Govnah held ovah 'nothtih term. Something like that. Same Govnah." Tho rest of tho best young men were quiet a moment, wondering why the well-posted best young man wasn't Governor himself; but presently tho Dost young man who sucks inspiration out of tho head of a rattan eaue, said; Hut say, you know, that ain't tho Pratt that lives down hero just this aide of KortMadison, you know? Cause lie ain't resigned. He's there yet, you know, for I was there only a week ago." Tho host young man who supports himself playing billiards, said: "No, 'twiui't that Pratt. Indiana man, lived in New Albany. Something to do with car shops." Hut tho well-posted best young man said: "Oh, no. Nothin1 of the sort; 'twau't Now Albany. Just Albany, where ho lived. New Yawk man. Al bany, Now Yawk." The best oung man with tho sall'ron neck tio saitl: "Novah heard 'f such a town bofaw. Twau't in Now Yavk City, was it?" " No," tho first best young man said, "it was Now York State. lie knowed whoro it was Wont through there onco in tho night. But .say, wha' can they do to Conklin' and Pratt for re signing?'' Tho best young man who drew his intellectual' sustenance from tho ivory headed cane, said he "didn't b'liovo thov could make out case against them. it,. 1........1 ....... , !... r'....i-i;,.t .mi ilU UUillU Miilil BUY IMtlb VjUIllt.Ill til Conklin' Pratt was law proof." Tho best vouun man whoso mother buys his clothes said ho "guessed Governor Gardner would sentence 'em pretty heavy; road in paper some where other day that Governor Gardner told Scc'taryHlaino he's goin' to put 'em through." " Is Gardner the Gov'nor now?" asked tho best young man who makes one shirt and tt'llnt ashes of roses scarf last thirteen collars. "Yes," the well-informed best young man said, "Gardner's Govnah, but guess ho cawnt do anything with Conk lin' an' Pratt, 'cept just make 'cm give bonds. Can nialco 'cm give heavy bonds." "Wha1 for?" asked tho best young man with tho ivory-topped cane. The well-informed best young man looked at him in amazement. - "Wha' fob?" ho said, "Why, be cause. Just jrivo bonds of course. Give bonds, you just havo to give 'em. He'll nm&o 'em give bonds." " Course," echoed tho rest of tho best young inoii. "You'll seo Gardner '11 make 'om give big bonds. That's tho kind o: a Governor Gardner is." And then the meeting adjourned, and tho awo-strickon reporter, gathering up the meager tools of his trade, felt that the future of tho country was. indeed, tate in the hands of our best young men. Burlington llawkcijc. What the Clerk Wanted. Old Pinchem sat in his private ollieo tho other day figuring up his profits for May, when his head clerk, looking as pale as a sheop ami as red as a cow by turns, entered and began: "jMr. Pinchem, I 1 " " Havo you got those goods oil" for Kalama.o'o?" interrupted tho old man. "Yes, sir, they are oil'. Mr. Pinchem, I have long " " And about that order for starch?" "That has been attended to, sir. Mr. Pinchem, 1 havo long wanted to speak to you." "All! speak to mo. Why, 1 thought you spoko to mo fifty times" a day." "Yes, sir, I linow, but this is a priv ate matter." "Private? Oh! Ah! Wait till I. mm how much we mado on that last 10,000 pounds of soap. Six times four aro twenty-four; live times two aro ton, and two to carry aro twelvo; three timiH seven aro twenty-one and one ah, well, go ahead; Pll finish this after wards." " Mr. Pinchem, I have been with you ton long years." Ion, ehr Long vears, eh? Any longer than any ahead." other years? iJ, Go And I havo duty." always tried to do my " Have, eh? Go on." " And i now make bold " " Hold on! What is there bold about it? Uijt never mind Pll hoar ou out." "Mr. Pinchem, 1 want to ak ask I want to ask" " Well, why don't you ask then? I don't see why you don't ask, if you want to." "Mr. Pinchem, I want to ask you for for for " " You wan't to ask mo for tho hand of my daughtor. Ah! Why didn't you sneak right out? She's yours, my boy! Take her and bo happy. You might havo had hor two years ago if you had mentioned it. Go 'long, now I'm buy." "Mr. Pinchem." "What, you horo yet? Well, what is it?" " I wanted to ask you for, for" "Didn't 1 give hor to you, you ras cal?" "Yes, but what I wanted to ask yon for was, not the hand of jour daughter, M for a raise of salary." "Oh, that was it, eh? Well, sir, that is an entirely different matter, and it loquires time for serious thought and earnest consultation. Return to your work, and some time next fall Pll rco about giving you a raise of a dollar a 1 ninpi0 () wv older companion. During week. Six times four are twenty-four tho singing of tho following hvnin sho and two to carry; and three times turned to her companion and with grav- Detroit Frtc 1'rtss. itv whispered: "Don't imiv nirnin; I - - A' out Kissing ltal)!(i. Maternal pride is a beautiful thing at a distance, but close at hand it is nar row, aggressive and sometimes appall ing. It It would exhaust itsolf in tho eloquent patois of tho nursery that marvelous pigeon dialect that obfus cates the infant mind for at least siv mouths longer than the most ser'.ous ami sensible conversation would do nobody could complain. Hut tho hom age wiiich young mothers pay their oil spring does not in their minds consti tute a completo disehargo of necessary obligations. What they so passionately give themselves they think should bo exacted irom others, and that much they take for granted without asking any questions. As a consequence baby kissing invitations have become mu -h more customary than is agrccablo to at loast tho average masculine mind. Un fortunately, a baby when put by its ma ternal relative under a man's nose to bo kissed cannot be refused, like a prof fered piece of roast pig or a section of tripe. The calm but highly wrought expectancy with which this assumed privilege is offered will intimidate tho stoutest heart. The person of whom this service is demanded may not bo a Chesterfield in his manners, and per haps scorns the conventionalities of po lite society. Ho may oven allect a pride in brusquoness and a disregard of common courtesies, but ho will not re fuse to kiss a woman's baby, ordered up on the short notice usually given, unless he is mado ot different clay from that which enters into tho composition of tho great mass of humanity. His cowardice or powcrlossnoss may mako him angry with himself, but that fact will not afl'eet tho result when ho is brought face to face again with tho samo disagreeable expression of moral com pulsion. If a protest will do any good, that protest should bo uttered. Mothers put tho public and their infants under too heavy tribute for their own pleasure in oiiuiiiig ill J u usiHiiiiiury siiuiiiiuua iu all their lricnds and acquaintances tlicso jiuggy opitomes of men and women. There is a little satisfaction in kissjng, unless there is mutual assent in the ar rangement, either tacit or expressed. When men are called upon to kiss babies they do not comply willingly. Thoy may preserve an exterior as placid as a summer lake, but within they are pent-up volcanoes of, unut terable remonstrance, or perhaps pro fanity. No man especially if ho is a bachelor, and of that class there aro a great many just now knows what part of a baby "is intended for kissiiijr, and experience teaches him nothing. If ho tries its lips, thoy aro moist, irrespon sive, and genoraily unsatisfactoi ; if its cheek, the clammy point of impact oilers him no natural encouragement to repeat tho operation. Tho infant is hardly more to bo congratulated than tho onowho bestows thoso,conipliments or tokens of all'oction. Kvon tho kisses showered upon it by tho warmth of maternal lovo it noilherundorstandsnor appreciates, anditniay well protest with all the force of its unformed ideas and unregulated will against having its tender features invaded by a still', man ly beard. Nobody stands in awo of a baby to tho extent of fearing to ask favors of it. Without any forced con ditions iu tho matter, the b iby will bo kKsod quite as much as their grown-up acquaintances desire, and doubtless more than is physically good for thorn. Wo move for tho abolition of tho courtesies now customary in tho nursery circles, or at least a transfer of the initiative, and will do nur host to keep tho terms of tho treaty inviolate. Ghicutjo Tribune. Sky-Larks In Xew Jersey. On the 1st of May, Henry Hales lib erated at Ridgowood, Hereon County, N. J., seventy-four of the sky-larks im ported by l."W. England, and reports tho entire success of tho experiment. After a few dajs' enjoyment of tho sweets of liberty tho birds sot about housekeeping. 'I hoy stole away by pairs in tho fields and began nest-building. Tho males becamo more and more vocal, and soared aloft above their sot tling mates and poured foith thoii sweetest strains. Tho nests, hidden in tho cross or grain, were not easily dis covered, but some of them were found. They contained four or live freckled eggs of a greenish-gray cist. Like other nests placed on tho ground, some of them have been visited by cats or other pred'itory animals, but in other cases the eggs havo gone. safely through the process of incubation, and tho young larks real American-born sky larks havo appeared. There is no question that the'joungsters will tako care of themselves, and, barring acci dents common to all birdlings, loach maturity. liuckemack Jtejmutican. A physician, residing in Goshen. N. 13., states' that there is a negro in that village whoso skin has in spots been gradually becoming white, until now half the surface of his body is white. It is the result of a "donnatologieal iesiou" a skin disease. Among tho presents displayed at a recent wodding in Kllenvillo, N. Y., was a silver butter-dish heaped high with twenty-dollar gold coins, a cift 1 from tho bride's lather. Weeds aro generally the earliest risers in a garden bed Tho five-year-old Dotty attended Sunday-school as an observer, nnd dur ing tho rather long prayer kept her bend roverenuv oowou in iiinuiuun oiino o am tired of it." Chicago (III.) Western Catholic. 'I'lio PiimllA Hot Krlriul. "Ye nro not believers In every tninli Hint li called lneillelne, ami have, on many occa sions, warned our readers to bownro of tho stuff; but there Is nn article which has been before the public for a long time, and which has been Imloi'rcii'by the mot eminent men in the land, Including many of our most ro spected and learned bMiops and priests. We refer to tho world-1 unowned St. Jacobs Oil. We havo known a iirciit many people who were suffering from that terrlblu dis ease called rheumatism, and who believed their caiCH hopeless, they having tried al most everything. Wo lccommended St.Jacobs Oil, tho cures were almost miraculous, and now these, good people remember us In their prayers, nnd aro never without St.Jacobs Oil In their houses. Tho Oil Is possessod of a grcnt deal of merit, and wo heartily recom mend It to our renders. Wiir.N a ltoston man walks Instead of rid ing In the street cars, the utut credits him with sajlng: "A faro s.ied is n bcor gained.'' ICrllueil "Women, itctlned and educated women will soino tlnies suffer in silence for j cars from kidney disease, or constipation and piles, which could easily be cured by a p.icktu;a of Kltl-noy-Woit. Druggists sell both dry and liquid. Home Journal. Lavatuu says the more honesty a man has the les ho affects tho air of a saint. News paper men havo no ruiml) airs about them. .V World trJoori. One of the mott popular medicines now before tho American public, Is Hop flitters. You seo It everywhere. People tako It with good effect. It builds them up. It Is not as pleasant to tho tasto as somo other Ulttcra as it Is not a wliNky drink. It Is more like the old fashioned bone set tea that has dono a win hi of good. If you don't feel just right, try Hop Hitters. AWa AVw. Flic und MoiiiUne. lSc. box "Hmiu'li ou ltats" keeps n house freo from flics, bed-bUKS, roaches, ruts, mice, &c. Ir nflllcteil with Sore Ecs, use Dr. Isaac Thonipton'8 Ej e Water. I)t legists sell IU 25c Redijino's Russia Salve Is unrlvnlled for Its speedy healing qualities. Price '.25c The Frazcr only Genuine. Axle Grcnse We know It. Is the best and Tin: little knots of halt on the head of a Chlnanun aro curly-queues. l'MUuMnhla Vhrouldt-lhrad. 'So that's the Grand Jury, Is It?" asked tho man from the suburbs, after scanning the forms and features of tho twentv-four Individuals In the box one man with unkempt windy locks, another with an aroma of sentimental Heeillncss brooding over him, a third with a look of benign vacuity irradiating his countenance, and iho othcis Indicating different stages of wretchedness and inNery. "Well, sir, If you'w got any common, evory-day Jurymen around nhout here, I guess 1 don't euro to look at them. ' ' Hustuu 'J'raiwrtpt. Uammikahki) men will bo sorry to hear that the crop of hair will bo cut short owing to warm weather. DUwt Free J'rcnn. Mu. 1'itiM went IMiIng, and on his return told vomc terrltle lie- about what ho caught, baid Hinrp to him: " What do you want to tell such yarns as that for? Tell something possible, If not probable. Don't jou know that eu-rybody saw that jou weio lying?" " Yes," answered IM nn. "Then, what tho blaes ditl yon do it for?" " Wliv, I wanted them to know 1 washing. I didn't want them to think I w.i eccentric." Jlotm t'wt. So .man is wholly bad. There is the forger, forinstaneo. lie is ter ready to writo a wrong. Most on 'J nnm nil. It always produces a queer kind of sensa tion to meet a ladj relative or friend after nn absence of ten or liftcen years. You look at her and think: "tle.ir, dear, what a change to be sure, what an old-looking hen she has grown to ho. " And she looks at you and thinks; "Well, well, und this podgy, Imlil headed old roiMcr I- all that is left of my handsome .Jim, Dick, Hill or whatever your hideous mime mav he." Thou you both ox claim with one bieatli: "Why, how well you Mo looking; not a dnv older."' What liars we mortals aic .V. Y. Uummeretal Ad i'( rtitcr. Ir "tho proof of the pudding Is In tho eat ing," where shall wi look for the proof of a, urinterh' v'il'hd(uUiU a JiuUeiin. For Oliills and Icc-ox- Caused by Mnlurlul l'olsunlnr or th Klood. A WAIUIANTED OUHB. 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Address as above, Mention thit li;r. No family should bu without LYMA E. PIMKHAIPS UVER PILIA Thoy curo constipation, bUlousnooa, nd torpidity of the liver. 23 ccnU nor box. Bold by MORRISON. PLllflVlER 1 CO., Cbicaxi, III. FOK MAI.K HY nitVCUIHIN. AGENTS cog0' WANTED Book for Threshermen "Worth nfi.. l'or miiIo for a So. TIIHKSIIIMtM.lN'M ItOOKICI'.Kl'I.VU, InclmlliiK nil llluiiki nudul to niHki H"ttliineutH null cimt uiuth Money refunded If nut munly sat Is fin lorj Adilii-K The Aultman & Taylor Company Muiistlild. Ituhinul to U RAILR0AD GAZETTE, A JOURNAL OF TRANSPORTATION, Engineering and Railroad News. Published at 7!l llrnailiTiijr, Neir Vork. TAI'ANESK and other dcslKiis plain s.'id funry al fp iiuio'ip. pro iiciu ariiLii s. iteiiien. hib Ms, iir k ileal article s, i A.1 , III limey's lounial for riilutt rs. iiiunthly, UScti 1 IIAKLVA. CO., liy.Niii)iiu bl s, UKr. JLJbli S. V. of the outfit of his home. To tho proftsslonal mon, n C)rlnvnilla Is it necrnltu. rrown rlihdt Is said Unit the Atipletons hnieinnden from ihessteof their lilnl ir iiikii lirireu iiiiomiiiiioiif, re Of eutirse tho liook nuents nnd 'd publications, arc ft) per eent commission fnrselllnit thess IiIeIi prleetl hooks nrenui sn en piensen losen inc i.inrnrj ot iniTersni KnowleilRn on 15 per eent commission, thoiiuh those vt ho iiib not short sighted dlsemer Hint their own Interests, nfler nil. real profits, in the end, lire Inerensed, liy the Immense To Club Agents. HEADACHE PILLS J THE GREAT CURE "-"""""" Ton RHEUMATISM A It Is for all diseases of tho KIDNEYS, LIVER AND DOWELS. It cVeansos the system of the acrid poison Uiat oaunts tho draadful nuirorlne which onlytho vlotlma of Ilhoumntlom can reallxo, THOUSANDS OF CASES of the worst form of this terrible dUoaee havo been quickly roltoved, In a short tlmo PERFECTLY CURED. BniiiBrasasiam luishnd nonilerriil success, aud an immonso Bale in every partof tho Country In hun drodaofaojioalthaaouredmboroall clao had failed. Itls mild, but offlolont, CKItlAIN IN ITH ACTION, buthurmlctsinalloasco. t"0ItolenuseB,Ntroiig;tlieiis nnd elves Noiv f.iro to all tho Important orcans or tho body. Tho natural notion of tho Kldnoya la restored Tho IJvor is oloansod or all disease, and tho Uowols move freoly nnd hoalthfully. In thla way tho worst dtsoaaea are eradicated from thesystoni. As It haa been provod by thousands that ' KffllnisaHQEi Cy.Ji w w ts TiiZIvmsTs1 la tlio moot cltoctiml remedy forolennslnc the synlom of all morbid nooretlons. It should bo used in every household au a SPRING MEDICINE. Alwaya ourea limOUaifrai, ION8TIPA. TION, PIKEa and all rEU ALE Disease. Is put up In llry Vecetuliln I'liriii, In tin cans, one packaco of vrhlch mat. us Cquai ts medicine, AWo In Liquid Form, very Coiircntrutcdfor the convenience of tiwio wno cannot i tailily pro pare It. Ilaefsicllhcjiiul rfflcltncviuctlhtrjonn. okt iTOVYourt intuacisT. ruiiT. i.oo lVKI.f.S, KICIIAItnSON A Co.. I'rop's. OVII1 send the dry post-paid,) III III ntlTOt. TT. u IK e AGENTS WANTED i' it .V I. " O I) II I O O K, Containing thn oM.T complete AMERICA ; m Boat History Civil War. recuru ot every thine of Import ini e and Inter vstlntheilistory and lIU'Kruphy of tha KNTIIIK I WXSTK.RN CONTINtHT. dimn tl Marih Stll 1KMI ur ' nilvl'lll.l in. -I.VM,1-, II. ,. t,l't"ll II ttlrmlHl I iMitin frinl ,,tntamr)Wl uSanr.l M lid for terms ullj lareo cirt-iuara AUiirrsn rtm f uiiurn A ,- I'MUIUI khlujx S'w. Slrlri.olllU(, Ill.rl.a 4 till MU Mrmu, ACENTS WANTED QUICK tosoll tho REVISED NEW TESTAMENT Kowtedifffur AKints Hint ttfftrnOte rrfition l.ow i,i leril. Jl llti mi arc wiiiiluc for It drunit hnrrtHt for Autnf Partlmlais firt Outfit SOc. Act iiilcU. Address UUllliAllD llKUS , Chlcnxu, III. LadyAgGnts'"", set nre p rinnnent i iiinloiini nl Nltlrl and Moehlnir Niiiioilci ,i ic, SnunlfouUi tlft. Addnss illleru t'lly Niispciiiler Co,,Clll., I) h Kood Hilnr i-cllllluHiieeiM'tlj HAIR nnd trip Rente- O I) nnyivhero, Wliiilwilo mid itetull. Prlcu-IUt. (lo.sls iruaran- teed. in;.briimiL.l&7 w.iba'ih av.Chlcaao. MI.N(jlMi:.V leanmolitrraphy and c.irn f in to tlOO a month, hyery crailit ita mi ir.uitmsl :i p.iyhu sltiu tluti. Address Vnleiillnii llros .M,iu.ii;ors,J.uievlllii,Vls. ARFMTQ .rolM munev with r. I'liu.e'. .New HUbH I O Kecetpt HooU. Nnwly n ! d iiml in- larRi it. liy mull. i. Address Uhiiiu 1'uu'k Co. , '1 uli do, O. A. nTk. M fcSh irifj.v WHMTixa ro.wvRiiTisnus, Pinter huh Ion r(iic tlw AiltievlineinviU in tliih tjiijnr.