HiMMwiiiuwiim wn HIU ADVERTISER. I i. v. pa i itintoTiir.it fc co., rnWthiri k' pnttltitt. TO ANN IK. At Hka, March ill. Mv Lovk: This lust of March urrlvos hlli) I null on mld-oeeun'. rairo: Vol will I hImk, tho' storm-wind drive, Tho birthday of tho host of wives, Whoso nu wlli novor mind hor hko. Ynunir April's lolly hIiiiiiIh next floor, Contrasting with tho wisdom sut?o Of MHrih'sipiocn. born Just bororo, Whoso virtues mill whoso oliilms outscoro lloryours-but I'll not tMl lioriwu. At swcot sixteen Hho oiiutrlit my hourt, Ami Hhut It fust In Cupid's eiwo: For three nnil twenty your hor urt Mm pluyod Tor mo tho mlHlrvHi pnrt: Ho, not for worlds I'd mtuio hur iiko. When Hho wus hut u jti'iitlo imild, llor lllo to liiliiu Hho did oiikiiko: 1'huu seventeen springs hud crowned hor hcml Now, twenty-two morn Junes Imvo Hod Hut hold! I imiHtuot. breuthulioriiKO. Tho child-wife or hcmlo mold Atnlnotoou yours mot purontiuo: Two llttlo oiios Imvo Jolnod our lold, Now, eighteen, twenty summer old Thev must not hint tholr mother's hko. I'm nntiifrnld to own mu yours: Just hovoii times seven stands oti my pugo Full ton moro tliuti mv ilurllnir'M hours. Acoept my love, mid Imvo no tours Tliut I will o'or hotruy thy hko. Ilo thou assured, us whou my hrltlo, And youth und honuty's urts didst wage, K'on now thou urt my hourt s dour pride Thou'rt still otio your the sunny sldo Of why 1 I nlinost told thy no. Tho' hiiir I write In Jesting rhymo, Hluoo Josts the Ills of HID ussuiign: Doubt not my love till end of time: To mo thou'rt nlwuys In thy prime to mo, swcot Bixteuirs sun my ugoi Ans. Chlcauo Kmitnti Lamp. JACK IIASTINIJS' CHOICE. To Buy tho stm litul boon hot would not in tho loust do it justice, it had Hhonu from oivrly morning until night, notuvontho smallest cloud lutd inter fered to modoruto for u nioiuoiit its bent; and now Hint tho hour wus oomo, when, according to established usage, it must sot, it seems to Imvo gathered all its energy for u final oll'ort, and hangs in tho wostom .sky Hko u bull of liro, lighting up Nahant's beach for a long stretch and reflecting in tho plnciil wator tin imago nlinost as brilliant us tho original. Tho scene is really bountiful, butnoor humuuity lias HufTorod ho muoh from that luminary that it is totally unablo lo appreciate its parting salute, uno poor mortal is devoutly grateful, and siLs on the piazza of tlio principal hotel, his chair tipped back, his feet on the railing and u cigarette in his mouth, contemplating the sunset with dooidod satisfnetion. At this moment another individual appeared on tho . BCQ1I0. , "Hot, uinHit?" "Confounded," replied our friend 6f tho cigarette, and oilers one to the now comer who takes it, pushes back his hat and assumes a position almost as graceful as our friend, and falls to con templating tho wator mid tho sunset. Tho now corner is u man of about livo mid twonty years. His light hair fulls on u broad, intolloetuul forehead, his mouth is proud und sensitive, und tho upper lip is adorned with a mustache that men take genuine delight in. His oyes aro quiot blue, in which thoro is a drift of humor; nlthoHgh tho face is vory pleasing and tho largo stulwurt liguro which accompanies it makes tho limn decidedly worth looking tit. This is Raymond Loistor. His companion is entirely different. Juok linstings1 best friend never ven tured to cull him handsome. His oyos lire large und dark und have in them a dissatisfied expression. Ho does not revel, ns does Loistor, in a lino nius tacho, his face is smooth, and ids mouth is perhaps a trillo largo, but his teeth aro line, and when .lack Hastings laughs ono feels like racking his brain for some thing to provoke his mirth afresh. Jack littHtiiiH is u favorite, und this Hummer ho is u decided hero, for ho lias tv history, and all tho young ladios wo devoutly interested in him in conso nuonco. Lust winter tho news came to Jack that an uncle in England hud died und loft him n considorublo fortune on condition tlint ho marry u nieeo of tho old man, who had lived with her unolo over since her infancy, and in cuso of his not complying tho fortune rovorted to the niece. Now, Junk hud never been ovor bur doned with lucre, und tho iiUu ot hav ing u fortuno wus not in tho leust objoc tionublo to him. but tho ineuinbrunco wus not all to his tusto. Up to tho timo that tho nows canio of tho will, Jack hud boon heart whole, and his friends, however, thought him n lucky follow, for Miss Ilellen Isubollo Loighton wus said to be u bounty, but us tho young lady had never visited America It was rather dillicult to say whence catuo this important information. Jack had made no dooidod objoction, bo it was arranged that tho young lady accompanied by hor aunt, alter n short tour through tho continent, was to start for America und wus expected to nr rivo about tho middle of September. Miss Loighton's aunt rosided in Boston, and shortly after her arrival in that city site was to give u reception, tlio purpose being to presold. Jack Hust ings to his future bride. ' Juek hud been informed ot all theso nrrangcmoiitvS, but hud taken little in terest in thorn. As ho must become a Benedict hu had dotonnined to niiiko the best of the time left him; but tho fates woro ngniiist him. A fow weeks after his advent at tho beach ho hud fullon desporutoly in lovo witli u young lady stopping at ono of tlio cottages. in consequence of this Juok fully bo . liovod himsnlf onu of' tho most deeply injured mortals on tho face of tho earth, honce, tho dissatisfied expression in tho younjr gentleman's eyes, us ho looks toward tlio cottage which holds the object of his adoration. "For1 u person who hud just hud a fortune thrown tit his head, you aro about us disconsolate as a follow can be," said Raymond; but (us the latter made no response, ho continued, " f say, Jack, don't you liko it?" " Liko it?" suld Jack, turning fierce ly on him, " I like tho fortune, but who would liko to have a girl thrown tit his bond; would you?" "That depends altogether on tho size of tho girl," replied Raymond, smoothing Ids hair anil laughing at his friend's ougernoss, " but lo bo serious, Jack, 1 would not get entangled with unvono until I had soon Mis.s heighten, and I sllould put u stop to my visits to the cottugo, for pretty Miss Nellie's suko, if I woro you." Juck looked after tho retreating fig ure and then utterly regardless of his friend's ndvico walked oil" in tlio direc tion of tlio cottugo. Miss Noilio Long hud been oxpooting him. She lay in a hammock, her hands resting listless in her lap; white, soft bunds tliut woro strnngers to labor. Her white dross just escaped tho ground us hIio swuyed lazily in tho soft, sum mer twilight. Her head wus covered with a flhowor of golden curls und hor comploxlon was us fair as a baby's. Her oyos were largo and bluo, and just at prosont woro lixod ruthor noxiously on tho roiul where Juck would first ap pear. Ho wus Into, und she hud almost given him up, when tho stulwurt liguro appeared striding along toward tho cottugo. A sniilo of satisfaction plays around tho pretty mouth which breaks into a marry luitgli us Jack leaps tho low fonco and stands by hor side, liaising hor oyos to his sho says: "You could not stay away, could you. Juok, dour?" He stoops to kiss hor, but sho pnshed his fuco away and says, gontly, "You must not do it, Jack, L fool quite sure Miss Loighton will object." "Confound Miss Loighton," suys Juck, us ho throws himself on the ground. "Tliut is whut does not alter in I say, Jack, tlio least the but Unit fnctw of tho cuso." "I huvo told you, Noilio, a dozen times, tliut I naver will marry hor." "1 know it, but I am horribly jealous of hor, und cannot got her out of my mind, nighC or day, und I know you think about her ull tlio time, now don't von. JuokP" und who bends forward till lior eyes nro looking straight into his; und then us ho mude no reply, "1 do wisli you would smilo, Juck, I urn trying so hard to doludo myself into tho belief Unit you tiro handsome, and 1 novor can if you look liko that." Taking no notice of her last remark, Juek straightened himself and says with decision, "I huvo ninilo up ray mind " "To marry Miss Loighton?" inter rupted Noilio, doing Iter bostto squeozo a fow tears into hor oyos. Noilio is a coquette, but to do her justice, she is vory fond of Juck. "I huvo niado up my mind," ropout od Juok. "Well, you said so boforo," impa tiently. "lhuvo in ado up my mind," again ropoated Juck, slowly, "to write to Miss Loighton und tell her- tliut owing to u previous attachment I am unablo to comply with tlio conditions of my ; unolo s will." "Jack, you dear, old darling," giv ing his hand a little squeozo, at which a sniilo lights up Juok Hasting1 s plain faco, but it vanished on hearing hor " How about tho fortuno, - - - next words, r.w.i-o'i " Hung tho fortuno, ropoutod tho young man, und then us sho looks du bious, "Noilio, you don't cure about tho money ?" "No, but" "But what?" "A little nionoy is vory nico toliavo; but, Jaok, L had over so much rather have you," smoothing his forehead with hor cool, soft hand. " 1 know you would, Noilio; now when shall it'bo, dour?" "Oh, not boforo you huvo soon Miss Loighton." "Hut I novor shnll soo hor, she will not want to see mo after sho receives my letter." "Oil, but 1 would ruthor you should. Just iningino your seeing hor after our marriage and falling in lovo with her, I should "die, Jack," und this timo thoro nro tears in tho bluo oyes, but whether of griof or witli mirth Jaok cannot tell. All his persuasion cannot move her, and so ho leaves her. As sho wntehos his retreating liguro hor fuco dimples und smiles; she is quite sure of hor conquest, now, und is a lit tle loss joalous of Miss Loighton. Tho weeks sped swiftly by, and tho second weok in September had arrived. In two days Jaok is to moot Miss Loigh ton, for, notwithstanding his letter, nor guardian has sent word that ho thinks it advisable for tho young people to moot, ns Miss Loighton is anxious to make some arrangement about tho property, und next Wednesday is sot for tho meet ing. ilo has taken his farewell of Noilio, after swearing eternal lldolity; but sho is not fully convinced. Sho has pictured Miss Loighton in glowing colors us u bounty, with dark Hashing oyes and u stately liguro, for sineo sho is a relative of Jack's, Noilio cannot got tho idea out of her bond that sho is n brunotto, and is certain Unit Juek will full in lovo witli tho young lady on tho spot. Sho ends by asking him in pathetic tones, "Whut will then bo loft for mo to do," adding to Jack's misery. Tho night lias at last arrivod, and Juck has spout a longer time than usual on his toilet and fools in u dissutisliod mood us ho rides along towards Houcon street. At last tho carriage stops, Jack is admitted und shown Into a small re ception room by a servant in livery. He hours tho low strains of a waltz, but his attention is insanity caught by a portrait which bungs ovor tho mantel, his tho portrait of a lady; tho fuco is proud und intelligent, the oyes lurgo, durk and brilliant; instinctively Juck knows that it is u picture of Miss Loigh ton, und he laughs to himself n ho re calls Nellie's description of hor. Ilo hears the rustle of a silk dress in tlio hull and Uio original of tho portrait, only prouder, handsomer, if possible, is standing beside him. For a moment, Jack remained mo tionless, his breath alnlost taken away by tho suddenness of hor appearance. All Ids lino speeches lly to the four winds. " 1 I believe you wished to seomo," ho stammered. " Yes." Hor voice is low and con trasting fltrungoly with his. "Mr. Gary, my guardian, thought it best, us lie wished you to know that it is ovor liulf u million that yod are refusing when you rofuso to when you roiuso tho alliance." A soft flush covers fuco and thront, ns sho spouks. Sho is very beautiful and so Jack must admit. His thoughts lly back to u golden head, and not for u moment (loos ho fulter in his allegiance. " I am unable to comply, us I am to bo married to Miss Long in two weeks." A sniilo curls the ludy's lips. " Yes, so Mr. Cury informod mo, and wo have decided to make ovor to you a portion of tho fortuno, for which 1 have nail a deed of gift made out." Sho said tins in rather u sarcastic way, as sho handed him tho paper. something in the tono ofloiuls Juck, und tnking the paper ho deliberately tears it up und throws it into tho grate. " L am obliged to you, Miss Loighton, but you must exottso mo if i decline your gift." Utterly unprepared for this contin gonc', tho lady stands staring at him. Feeling rather awkward, and not know ing what to do, Juek bows und lukes his leavo. Tho lady hides her fuco in her bunds und cries? no, laughs! Hor menial observation is, that ho must, hi ded, bo in love. Then she returns T,o hor gnosis, not without a feeling of mortification that, not only bus sho been rejected herself, but her gift litis boon indignantly thrown at her teet by this haughty young man. Jack bus told Noilio everything, und Nellie, at lust convinced of his con st iinoy, is all the fondest lover could wish. They uro to bo murried in a week; Juck bus bought a small house und fur nished it us well as his means will per mit. Noilio lias been over it and declared it to bo tho loveliest, coziest little liouso in the world. The wodding io-faahaMqikiutn-lhoy are to huvo a few friends ut tlio liouso, umong others. Raymond Leister, who mentally sets Jack down as tho biggest fool on record. it scorns us if natnro had made a par ticular effort on this day, or at least so Noilio thinks us sho returns homo from tho church with Jack, now her husband, to thoir cozy little homo. As thoy outer they aro met by a servant who hands them two cards on which aro written, "Miss Loighton and Mr. Cury." Jack becomes dignified, feeling quite sure that thoy have come to ronew the oiler of the money us a wedding pres ent, and ho isfullydolorminedto refuse it as bluntly us before. Nellie, for tho first time in her life, is seized with buslifulnessnnd begs hor husband to go in ulouo; but ho will not hoar to this for a moment, und putting his arm reassur ingly around hor, walks into the room and up to Miss Loighton. "Miss Loighton," ho begins, "ullow mo to present you to " whon ho stops. Nelljo bus slippod from his arm and is seated on the sofa laughing in anything but n dignified manner. Jack looks from ono to tho other in bewil derment. Noilio, finally taking pity on him, slips her hanil through the ludy's arm and loading hor up to Jack, says, "'Mr. Hastings, allow mo to p sont to you my aunt, Mrs. Loighton." " And ,'jm," stammered Jack. "Mrs. Jack Hastings at your serv ice," making nun a low curtesy, turns to tho old gentleman, und taking both his hund3, suys gravely, "I toldyou.Mr. Cury, ho should not marry mo for my money, and i don't think ho bus." Proper Care of tlio Orchard. opouiving ot poor oreuaru inunugc lnent, Mr. Barry says that he has scon trees standing in grass neither broken ! up nor manured for many years, malc- ing u feoblo and stunted growth, and IS n'odueni" heavy crops ot fruit, one- ilf or ono-fourlh of which niuv bo merchantable the balance hardly worth picking up. Wo find orchard after orchard in this condition. 'Phis will not pay. Trees mav be kopt in a vigor ous and healthy condition by nroncr tillage of tho soil, abundance of fer tilizers, and judicious pruning. Theso involve labor and expense, but you cannot grow lino fruit withouA. both, und a good donl of them. A frmt tree shows nogloct vory quickly. In ids pour orchard, to losson tho chances of ! blight, ho slacked oil" in both cultiva tion and niunurn. Tho result was, in two years, ono-Iuilf his crop was culls. , His trees, instead of making stout ! shoots twelve to eighteon inches long, niado scarcely any growth at all. Ho had observed similar results in tho cuso j of other fruit trees. In some soils, j especially in thoso of a light and sandy I nature, unodornto top-ilrossing every ; year is necessary; in others, ovary soc i ond your will bo sufiioiont. ' Thoro axn oo no ruio lam nown. tho trees anil fruit will toll what is wanted. -Ilural New Ycrker. Our Young Headers. OUll LITTLE KINO. His kingdom Is tho nursery. And mother's hip his thron-i; Ills subjects nil tno household, O'or whloh ho rely us ulono. Woo mouiiroii of our hourU Is ho, This whlto-tobed, bliio-oyod "Willie woo." Wo speuk In softest whispers Whene'er ho lies usloep, And ut thoiluiuty sluuiborer Take imtny mi anxious poep; And o'en niy euu hurillv dure To brush tno silken, iroldou luilr. And every twinkling dlmplo In nook, mid ehook, und ohln, Is whoio wo siniralo kisses And kls thorn deeply In; For lovlntr baby so, you see, A himiUe tf mecctloce U he. And when our Kiuir awakens, For his llrst irlnnco wo run, And fust the irlud nows travels "Tho monarch's imp Is donol" And on his throne lie sltsln stute, While loyal subjects on him wulU No Klnif o'er ruled u kingdom As rules our Willie wee. O'or hearts us fond und ioynt As ovor hearts could bo. T.ouir livo our llttlo Kliur so fair, With sweet bluo eyes und Kolden hnlr? Muru I), llrinc, in X'imth't Voiiwanlon. LIZZIE'S rinsT DAY at school. " Lizzio!" How tlio llttlo girl sturtcd! "Lizzie," again mamma ropoutod; "if you'll minil buby for nn hour, to morrow you may go to school witli Cudy." J b "And wear my now milled apron?" exclaimed Lizzie, throwing down ull hor playthings, and, jumping to iter foot, sho clapped her hands in very glee. "Yes,1' returned the indulgent moth er "but you must not murmur during tho hour, or in any way bo unkind to Buby Fred." "O, I'll bo tho goodest llttlo girl in tlio wido world, mamma, tho very good est," and little Lizzio spun round und round, until Grandma declared it niado her own head grow dizzy to wntch hor. Tho low-spoken, "Bo quiet, dour," by mamma, who was tying her bonnot in front of tlio largo mirror, was an swered by: "I can t, mamma, I's so happy." "Happy happy happy!" she kopt ropeating, stooping ovor tho cradle where Baby Fred lay fast asleop. First, sho said "happy" inawhispor; then louder and louder, until grandma hud again to reprove hor. "Yes, dear, mamma onco moro said, "you must bo quiet; rock tlio cra dle every timo buby stirs,11 and sho kissed tlio little, rosy lips, and went out. " Going to school" meant for Lizzio what a journoy through Wonderland might moan for you and mo. Over and ovor, until it did seem that grandma's patience must bo completely worn out. had Lizzio said: " If Cudy can go to school, why can't IP" "'Guise I isn't old enough!" sho would exclaim, when grandma tried to explain tlio reason, "i's big us Cudy! Thut's nuflin, grandma; nutlin't ull." Now, sho wus really going to school, if only for half a day, und "in anticipa tion of tlio event sho wus quiet, uttor mamma went out, und did not bother grandma with a single question. Whon Freddy awoke, she found for him tlio pretty, bright-colored blocks, which possessed great attraction for the bluo eyed buby, and to him also, sho con fided: "I'm going to school to-morrow!" "Co-oo-o, replied Freddy. "Yes, I am," allirmed Lizzio. "and wcur my rallied apron, too." Buby Fred crowed loud, then, und throw down ever so ninny blocks with a bang! which made grandma jump, as sho slept in her easy chair. But baby did not cry, and when mummii returned, sho was convinced that Lizzio hud ear nod tho favor. It was only down ono street, then around the corner, und a fow steps up another street to tho school-house. "Take but a minuto to get thoro, Lizzio said, whon thoy started. So many girls! Why, in all hor Hfo boforo Lizzie had novor seen so many at one timo. When tho bell rang, how over, thoy dispersed themselves into difi'erent rooms, so that by tlio time sho was seated at the desk with Cady thoro were not so many new faces. it was not liko school as she expected ,!... i :, it .1. i !....... ii. .i.. :.. ... . ,.'. . . . i to find it, though Lizzie's little imagin ativo brain hud" associated tho school room with hor class at Sunday-school, und when tho toucher assumed a com manding voice the dour little girl grow frightened, und wished herself ut homo. But after she begun watching tho schol ars at their studies sho forgot all about ii, umy n was lernoio to uo quiet lorso long a time. Thoy read pretty stories that inter ested her, und recited thoir lessons vory nicoly, so it seemed to Lizzie. Tho class in geography was tho most aston ishing of any. When thi' teacher asked n little girl about tho shape of tho earth, sho told her it was "round, liko a ball or an orange." In reply to another question concerning its motions, sho said that it "made two revolutions; ono daily, tho other yearly." Then followed explanations. Thoro was a big wooden globe, which swung on pivots, that tho toucher said repre sented tho earth. By turning it ovor und ovor, she showed hor scholars how tho earth turned on its uxis and ro volyod uround tlio sun. The little irirls roeitinr thoir lossons could comprehend it, but Lizzio could not. Sho begun wondoring how it was possible for tho world wo livo in to turn over und ovor and not upset o vory body living in it. Dour little Lizzio! Sho did not con sider i lie munlior of yours sho had ul-j-ea-Jy lived, and that pupa und mamma and grandma hud lived a great nuny more, and hud never ot been upset by the turning over of tho world. No; she did nqt reason at all, only grew moro frightened while they talked about it. Cudy must now know it, Lizzio thought, so sho folded her arms on tho desk, making quite u comfort able pillow for hor poor liltlo bend that fairly ached with tho amount of knowl edge so shortly obtained. Thme sho lay, until it was timo for tlio school to dismiss. ( " Too tired to talk about school to night, please," Lizzio replied to grand ma, papa and mamma, when they ques tioned her. A whole hour boforo hor bod timo Lizzio declared sho was sleepy, und said: "Please, nittnimu, hour mo suy my pruyots. now," und by tho time sho wus fairly "tucked up" in her little bed tlio bluo oyes closed, and sho never know that mamma kissed her good night. How long sho had been nslcop sho did not know, but tho first thing sho ro memborcd when awaking was Unit tho earth turned over. "Likely as not," Lizzio began to conjecture, " it begins turning over in tho morning, 'cause it's so big, itwouhJL tnko it all day to roll ovor. Why, of course," sho concluded, "it would havo to got turned ovor by night-timo so us to oo ull re'tuly to bogin now in tlio morning." And what if sho should slido oil', or if tho lied should turn up side down?" "Cudy!" sho called; "Cady!" But Cudy wus sound asloep, and tlio door leading into mamma's room was closed, too. What could sho do! Tho moro she thought about it, tho moro frightened sho grew. Just thou sho remembered that tho under drawer of tho bureau pulled completely out. It was big enough for hor to get in and lio down, " und it's so low," sho reasoned, "that if tho earth rolls over sho wouldn't bo smothered, ns she could by the mattresses and heavy bed-clothes that would fall on hor in case her own little bed went bottom-side up." So sho pulled out the drawer und dragged it into the middlo of tho room, und, instead of blankets to keep hor warm, sho put another night-dress ovor tho ono sho already wore, and then but toned her heavy ulstor ovor all, and tried to lio down. But dour mo! sho hud to "cuddle ull up in u little heap," just liko kitty in tlio basket. When grandma came in next morn ing to call tho little girls sho was very much alarmed, supposing, of course, tlint Lizzio wns forming tho habit of walking in hor sleep. Boforo waking her, sho called papa and mamma. "What shnll wo do?" exclaimed tlio frightoned mother. "Consult our physician at once," papu was saying, whon tho sound hi thoir voices caused Lizzio to open hor eyes. , "O, pnpn! mamma!" sho suid, be fore trying to got out of tho drawer, "lms tho world got turned over?" Each looked ut tho other in astonish ment. "Toll mo, grandma," sho continued, reaching her little pink-colored foot ovor tlio edgo of tho bureau drawer, "has tho earth rolled way over?" "Sho is thinking about tho geog raphy lesson," Cady laughed, sitting up in tho bed close by. " Yesterday the lesson was about tho motions of tlio earth " "Yes," interrupted Lizzie; "all about tho earth rolling over and over, and making folks turn somersets." How papa laughed! So did mamma, and grandma laughed und laughed. Tlien papu toolc Lizzio right up in his strong arms, und, tossing her on to his shoulder, curried her into tho nursery. After his merriment hud subsided, lio told hor tliut every evening she repent ed hor little prayer, and asked God to take caro of her through tho night. "Has Ho not done so?" pupa ques tioned. Lizzio said, " Yes." Then papa explained to hor that tho earth was cared for in tlio stimo way the earth, and all that livo on tho earth. Ho told her, also, that there wus knowl edge too vast for her little brain to comprehend, but as she grow older, she would bo capable of attaining to tho same, us wns ,(Juily unit ner outer brother ' 'You must lovo mamma, grandma, Baby Fred und your older brothers und sisters " "And pupu " Lizzio interrupted. "Yes, und papa," ho repealed, kiss ing tlio little upturned fuco, und folding Lizzio close in his arms. "Lovo every ono, dour; bo kind to all your littlo pluymntos, but nlwuys keep in mind that if you obey rightly, und learn tho lessons to bo taught 'you, you need novor four Unit God will not govern aright this grout', big, wonderful world, which Ho made," und papu kissed her two or three times, over and ovor. Ask your mamma, littlo boy und littlo girl, to tell you all nbout littlo Lizzio's perplexity. Golden J tide. A gontlcmuu in Now York mot a ruthor " uncertain" acquaintance tho other day, whon tho latter said, "I'm u littlo short, und would liko to ask you u conundrum in mental arithmetic." " Proceed," obtorved tho gentleman. "Well," said tho "short" man, "sup pose you had ten dollars in your pookot, und 1 should usk you for iivo dollars, how much would remain?" "Ton dol lars," wus tho prompt nnswor. Szois and Leather Jtcporler. Whon ono Sonator culls another n Hur ho immediately says ho moans nothing personal or ollensive. Ho merely makes tho statement so that it may go on record N. 0. l'lcayunc,